This is the thirteenth in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Phillip J. Dick
Known Aliases: Haystacks Calhoun; Hoopy Frood
Height: 6’3" - 6’4"
Age: Too old for this shit (27) (Ed. note: HEY! )
Billed from: RIP CITY
Actually from: Portland, Oregon
Interests: History, Science, Sports
Favourite Fictional Sports Team: District 5 (QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!)
Languages written: ‘Merican
Languages spoken: ‘Merican
Favourite current athlete(s):
Favourite quote(s): “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools“ – Douglas Adams
Favourite musicians: Steve Miller Band, Pink Floyd, Journey, Guns N’ Roses, Blink 182, Green Day (90’s pop punk in general), The Get Up Kids, Thursday, Silverstein (early 2000’s post-hardcore/scream
Tastes like: Band-aid on sidewalk
Card Placement: Santino Marella
Catchphrase: "Fuck if I know"
TDL Claim to fame: Made a profile, unprompted by the profile-maker-guy, before having a single match. (Ed. note: The entire thing was already formatted perfectly too. Just an ace job all around!)
Tag Teams: The Grand Wizards (w/ SPCDRI)
Strengths: Ability to knock out write ups in one sitting
Weaknesses: Inability to write competently past a couple sentences
This is the fourteenth in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
The Lady Killer
Weight: 195 lbs
Age: Eerily close to 30
Billed from: Germany
Actually from: San Diego, California
Interests: DIRK & LENNON
Favourite Sports Team(s): DIRK
Favourite Fictional Sports Team: DIRK
Languages written: Whatever wins
Languages spoken: English
Favourite current athlete(s):
Favourite quote(s): "Like a clown running across a minefield" – WOOLCOCK
"Man just think Zombo costs TLK his undefeated streak in a tag match, he turns on him in Captain wars, loses yet another tag match with him....and then takes his title ZOMBO ZOMBO ZOMBO" - CGS (Ed. note: My research staff were grinning cheekily when this was submitted. Not sure why...)
Tastes like: DIRK
Division: Wrestling, with a smattering of Social
Alignment: Babyface with frequent infrequent heel tendencies
Card Placement: LEGEND; CHAMP
Gimmick: THE FUCKING MAN
TDL Claim to fame: THE STREAK, 2x Wrestling Division Champ (counting old forum), future Social Division Champ
Tag Teams: ZOMBO KILLER (w/ ZOMBO)
Strengths: Being THE FUCKING MAN, singles' matches, debating
Weaknesses: TURNCOATS, assembling teams, participating on a team
This is the fifteenth in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Weight: 220 lbs
Also Goes By: Aidan, Aid, Hombre Fantástico (no one calls me that )
Billed from: Athens, Georgia
Actually from: Chicago, Illinois by way of Atlanta, Georgia
Favourite Sports Team(s): Chicago Bears, Chicago Bulls, Chicago Blackhawks, Atlanta Braves, Georgia Bulldogs
Favourite Fictional Sports Team: Blue Mountain State Goats
Languages written: English & Latin
Languages spoken: English, Sarcasm, and Drunk Spanish
Favourite current athlete(s): ah
Favourite quote(s): "Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it." - George Halas
"Don't mind me. Just hanging out." - Jesus Christ
"Yo Aidan. You are pretty awesome." - No one
Favourite musicians: Shinedown, Linkin Park, Kanye, & Black Stone Cherry
Favourite HYPE Songs: POWER and Eye of the Tiger
Favourite Power Ranger: Tommy is pretty dope, but Adam is awesome.
Most Overused Smilie:
WF Accolades: 2011-12 Fantasy Basketball Champion, 2012 Fantasy Football League 3 Champion, Worst Fantasy Baseball Player 2013-Current
Biggest WF Contribution: I found the smilie on the internet and showed it to SEABS who then immediately uploaded it. Sorry Woolcock.
Tastes like: Yoohoo
Alignment: Boring-Ass Baby Face
Card Placement: B-Show Upper Midcarder
Gimmick: Joey the Wildcat
TDL Claim to fame: Beating JM Unanimously. Twice.
Tag Teams: Team Kool-Aid Sponsored by Ford Motor Company (w/ JM)
Strengths: Interesting facts, creative approach, STATS, and quotes
Weaknesses: Tennis, Proofreading, Word Counts, and apparently the months of November through January
Biggest Rival(s): I lost a title match to Lawls, man.