This is the fourth in a series of fun, hopefully informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Tale of the Tape
Known TDL Aliases: BOLO YEUNG; The Yellow King; Picture of Sex (according to Dib) Height: 6” Weight: 83kg / 13 stone / 183lbs Reach: 7½” Entrance Music: Everybody Knows – Leonard Cohen (as heel) The Hunt – Sepultura (as face) Signature Move: Well Written Reverse Lock – makes lesser debaters tap out instantly but less reliable against main-eventers Finishing Move: Bolo Bomb – a lesser spotted but awesome OUTTANOWHERE debate that KOs even the best of opponents
Billed from: France, England Actually from: London, Ireland Interests: Beer, Jim Beam, causing unnecessary drama, Shakira music videos Favourite Fictional Sports Team: Team Shaolin Languages written: Anglais, Français, Drunkais Languages spoken: English, French, Cockney, Rudeboy Favourite current athlete: Brian O’Driscoll Favourite quote: “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t mistake them for mountains.” - popularized by Shakira, allegedly first uttered by Princess Diana of Wales Upon Hull Favourite musicians: Bruce Springsteen, Neneh Cherry, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Liz Phair, Jerry Cantrell, Janis Joplin, Max Cavalera, Otis Redding, Billie Holiday, Tony Mortimer Favourite Person Associated with Music: Shakira’s music video director Tastes like: Bourbon
Division: Social Alignment: King of Heels Perceived Equivalent Wrestler: Jake Roberts Actual Equivalent Wrestler: Heath Slater Card Placement: Mid-card here, upper mid-card there Gimmick: Adjusting the perimeters of victory; exposing so-called ‘faces’ as the heels they really are (hi Professor! ); juggling more feuds at the same time than anyone in the history of anything Catchphrases: “Do I owe anyone an apology?” TDL Claim to Fame: Running THE COWARD BULLY out of town Tag Teams: Just the one with SPCDRI. There are rumours of a chatbox discussion resulting in the decision to be called Anal Cunt, after the band Anal Cunt, though neither member has ever confirmed this and probably never will, thus they will always be The Tag Team With No Name Strengths: Remaining undefeated even in defeat Weaknesses: Procrastination, lack of motivation after being skanked out of a clear victory over a so-called legend (hi Professor! ), bitterness, inability to just move on, biscuits, crisps, Jim Beam, Shakira music videos Greatest Rival: Clique Present Rival: Currently interviewing...
This is the fifth in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Tale of the Tape
Known TDL Aliases: TKOK!; DARTH COCK; BOOGIE COUSINS Height: Tall enough to stare down Matt Cain Weight: Unknown, varies more than Pablo Sandoval's waistline. Age: 24
Billed from: The Seven Seas Actually from: Sacramento, California Interests: Sports, Video games Favourite Sports Teams: San Francisco 49ers, Sacramento Kings, San Francisco Giants Favourite Fictional Sports Team: The Mighty Ducks Languages written: English Languages spoken: English Favourite current athlete: Buster Posey Favourite retired athlete: probably Joe Montana or Steve Young Favourite quote(s): "When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life." - John Lennon / "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up." - allegedly by Vince Lombardi, sounds more like Mickey from Rocky. Favourite musicians: Metallica / AC/DC / Guns N' Roses / Van Halen / Led Zeppelin Tastes like: Heaven
Division: Sports Alignment: Face Card Placement: Low-card Gimmick: At least he's not a lowcard guy doing the comedy skits. Catchphrase: "That's stupid." TDL Claim to fame: *work in progress* Tag Teams: NOTORIOUS MOUNTAIN (w/ Notorious) Strengths: Statistics~! Weaknesses: Grammar, facing Notorious Biggest Rival: Notorious
This is the sixth in a series of fun, hopefully informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Height: 5'8 Weight: 170 lbs Age: 26 Black Power?: Yes
Billed from: Five Star City Actually from: Chicago, IL Interests: Music (R&B, soul, blues, funk), criminal justice, exercise (Insanity & T25), writing, eating well & looking good Favourite Fictional Sports Team: Chicago Cubs Languages written: English Languages spoken: English, Ebonics, and Southern/"Down South" (U.S.A) All-time Favourite athlete: Favourite quote(s): "For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted" - Jesus Christ
"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against." - Malcolm X
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" - Gil Scott Heron
Division: Social [Retired] Alignment: Wrestling Forum Staff + TEAM BLACK, the good guys Card Placement: Penultimate Match Gimmick:Angry Black Man Distinguished, Articulate Gentleman TDL Claim to Fame: Social Division Champion, Awakened a legend in DDMac Tag Teams: "Soul Brothers" (w/ Headliner) Eventual Tag Team: "Ebony & Ivory" (w/ ZOMBO) (*Ed. note: You damn right.) Strengths: Well-researched, well-written, HUMBLE (*Ed. note: my man left this area blank) Weaknesses: Not enough flair in my debates Biggest Rival: ANAAARK