Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Playing catch with my neighbour, JM
Re: The Debate League PROFILE SERIES
This is the fifth in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Tale of the Tape
Known TDL Aliases: TKOK!; DARTH COCK; BOOGIE COUSINS
Height: Tall enough to stare down Matt Cain
Weight: Unknown, varies more than Pablo Sandoval's waistline.
Billed from: The Seven Seas
Actually from: Sacramento, California
Interests: Sports, Video games
Favourite Sports Teams: San Francisco 49ers, Sacramento Kings, San Francisco Giants
Favourite Fictional Sports Team: The Mighty Ducks
Languages written: English
Languages spoken: English
Favourite current athlete: Buster Posey
Favourite retired athlete: probably Joe Montana or Steve Young
Favourite quote(s): "When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life." - John Lennon / "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up." - allegedly by Vince Lombardi, sounds more like Mickey from Rocky.
Favourite musicians: Metallica / AC/DC / Guns N' Roses / Van Halen / Led Zeppelin
Tastes like: Heaven
Card Placement: Low-card
Gimmick: At least he's not a lowcard guy doing the comedy skits.
Catchphrase: "That's stupid."
TDL Claim to fame: *work in progress*
Tag Teams: NOTORIOUS MOUNTAIN (w/ Notorious)
Weaknesses: Grammar, facing Notorious
Biggest Rival: Notorious
Last edited by Kung Fury; 06-19-2014 at 11:26 AM.