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post #21 of 145 (permalink) Old 03-27-2014, 03:16 AM
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Time to become a Hull Kit Wanker then.



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TDL PROFILE SERIES #2: Magic

This is the second in a series of fun, hopefully informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.

Magic



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Height: 6'9"
Weight: 220 lbs
Age: 32
The Above Info: Provided by Magic. My research staff found him a trustworthy and reliable source of information.

General Information

Billed from: Lansing, Michigan
Actually from: Kelowna, British Columbia
Interests: Winning debates, antagonizing forumgoers generally, playing Mafia games,
Languages written: English and French
Languages spoken: English, Punjabi, some Hindi, and well-versed in various forms of taxi-driver slang
Favourite current athlete: Lebron James *Editor's note: that was the actual answer given
Favourite quote(s): "The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital." - Joe Paterno
Favourite quote not from an individual who neglected dealing with child sex abuse that he actually knew about: "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" - Shaquille O'Neal
Favourite musicians: Shaq
Tastes like: Curry, burnt food

TDL-Specific Information

Division: Sports
Alignment: Heel
Choice quote about his alignment: "lel why would i want to be aligned with any of the faggots in TDL?"
Card Placement: Upper
Gimmick:
Catchphrase: "you're a faggot"
TDL Claim to fame: After initially disrespected due to his brash attitude / manners, Magic has put together a nice run to establish himself as a force within the Sports Division.
Tag Teams: Magic Poster (?) (w/ Perfect Poster)
Strengths: Driven by giant ego, passionate. Claims to work out a lot. Can't get banned from Wrestling Forum.
Weaknesses: Possesses giant ego. Believes his opinions can be constituted as facts.
Biggest Rival: All of the NA Sports debaters he regularly insults


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Re: TDL PROFILE SERIES #2: Magic

The Favorite Quotes part is genius.
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ZOMBO, you forgot to add "taxi driver slang" in languages spoken.
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Originally Posted by Deadman_15/Brandon
A retraction and restatement time, really. To tell everyone the truth for me; I've been a bad way for a good few months now, mentally, extremely.
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"Very intelligent in his studies".

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TDL PROFILE SERIES #3: Rush

This is the third in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.

Rush



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Height: "175cm" (don't know what kind of bullshit this is, so my crack research team said it was safe to assume it's 6' on the button)
Weight: "84kg" (once again, the Canadian + American audience will be confused because it's not lbs, and the UK audience only talks in terms of stone)
Age: 24

General Information

Billed from: Liverpool Upon Hull, England
Actually from: Sydney, Australia
Interests: Cricket, football, rugby league, rugby union, MMA, boxing, basketball aka a fuckload of sport. That and physiotherapy. Maintaining a steamy online relationship with forum member Catalanotto.
Favourite Sports Team: Liverpool FC
Favourite Sports Team that looks like a made up name: Manly Warringah
Languages written: English
Languages spoken: Aussie English
Favourite current athlete: Steven Gerrard
Favourite quote(s): "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog" - Mark Twain
Favourite musicians: The Killers, The Black Keys, Bon Iver, Artic Monkeys, Justin Timberlake, Two Door Cinema Club.
Tastes like: Special fried rice

TDL-Specific Information

Division: Sports
Alignment: Tweener (Rush: "no way am i using a wrestling term to describe myself. cmon son.")
Card Placement: Falling with each passing card
Gimmick: Comedic near-sighted character (*Editor's note: The best gimmicks are those based off real life!)
Catchphrase: "You're a muppet/plonker/nonce/dropkick" / "You are one cheeky cunt, mate" / "You 'mirin' lad?"
TDL Claim to fame: Beating Andre for the Sports Title. Oh and being a quality, if slightly lazy, judge.
Tag Teams: BEHIND SMALL EYES(w/BULK)
Strengths: Confidence, good looks
Weaknesses: Laziness, vision
Biggest Rival: WOOLCOCK's judging


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10/4 would bang 2 1/2 times.

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Your math is spot-on, Klee.

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