This is the second in a series of fun, hopefully informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Billed from: Lansing, Michigan Actually from: Kelowna, British Columbia Interests: Winning debates, antagonizing forumgoers generally, playing Mafia games, Languages written: English and French Languages spoken: English, Punjabi, some Hindi, and well-versed in various forms of taxi-driver slang Favourite current athlete: Lebron James *Editor's note: that was the actual answer given Favourite quote(s): "The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital." - Joe Paterno Favourite quote not from an individual who neglected dealing with child sex abuse that he actually knew about: "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" - Shaquille O'Neal Favourite musicians: Shaq Tastes like: Curry, burnt food
Division: Sports Alignment: Heel Choice quote about his alignment: "lel why would i want to be aligned with any of the faggots in TDL?" Card Placement: Upper Gimmick: Catchphrase: "you're a faggot" TDL Claim to fame: After initially disrespected due to his brash attitude / manners, Magic has put together a nice run to establish himself as a force within the Sports Division. Tag Teams: Magic Poster (?) (w/ Perfect Poster) Strengths: Driven by giant ego, passionate. Claims to work out a lot. Can't get banned from Wrestling Forum. Weaknesses: Possesses giant ego. Believes his opinions can be constituted as facts. Biggest Rival: All of the NA Sports debaters he regularly insults
This is the third in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Tale of the Tape
Height: "175cm" (don't know what kind of bullshit this is, so my crack research team said it was safe to assume it's 6' on the button) Weight: "84kg" (once again, the Canadian + American audience will be confused because it's not lbs, and the UK audience only talks in terms of stone) Age: 24
Billed from: Liverpool Upon Hull, England Actually from: Sydney, Australia Interests: Cricket, football, rugby league, rugby union, MMA, boxing, basketball aka a fuckload of sport. That and physiotherapy. Maintaining a steamy online relationship with forum member Catalanotto. Favourite Sports Team: Liverpool FC Favourite Sports Team that looks like a made up name: Manly Warringah Languages written: English Languages spoken: Aussie English Favourite current athlete: Steven Gerrard Favourite quote(s): "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog" - Mark Twain Favourite musicians: The Killers, The Black Keys, Bon Iver, Artic Monkeys, Justin Timberlake, Two Door Cinema Club. Tastes like: Special fried rice
Division: Sports Alignment: Tweener (Rush: "no way am i using a wrestling term to describe myself. cmon son.") Card Placement: Falling with each passing card Gimmick: Comedic near-sighted character (*Editor's note: The best gimmicks are those based off real life!) Catchphrase: "You're a muppet/plonker/nonce/dropkick" / "You are one cheeky cunt, mate" / "You 'mirin' lad?" TDL Claim to fame: Beating Andre for the Sports Title. Oh and being a quality, if slightly lazy, judge. Tag Teams: BEHIND SMALL EYES(w/BULK) Strengths: Confidence, good looks Weaknesses: Laziness, vision Biggest Rival: WOOLCOCK's judging