5"10? Are you taking the absolute George Michael ZOMBO? I'm 6"1/6"2. Lack of FC United, Safe Standing and distasteful jokes about deceased celebrities/sportsfolk in my interests also seriously diminishes the standard of this entry.
"Christ on a bendy bus" and "(insert fitba player's name)had a worse distribution than the sun in liverpool" would have also made acceptable choices for my go-to quote. In before Dualshock pulls me up for the 'double wank and shit chips' comment that he's obsessed over for months
Wrexham upon Hull got a legit chortle from me. Great stuff there.
Originally Posted by Kiz
i heard woolock tastes like peaches
Does this make you Bob Geldof?