This is the twenty-ninth in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Weight: 165 lbs.
Known TDL Aliases: Washington Irving
Billed from: Vienna, Austria
Actually from: Bodymore, Murderland
Interests: Wrestling, NFL, Netflix, comics, sci-fi, literature and poetry
Favourite Sports Team(s): Baltimore Ravens
Favourite Fictional Sports Team(s): Cleveland Indians (Go watch Major League you uninformed slackjaws!) (ed. note: Couldn't make a finer pick myself.)
Languages written: English
Languages spoken: English, Nerdese
Favourite current athlete(s): JOSEPH VINCENT FLACCO
Favourite quotes: “Be glad you're even alive.'
Be furious you're going to die.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch 22
Favourite musicians: Trent Reznor, Conor Oberst, Jimmy Eat World, 99% of 90's Alternative
Tastes like: A combination of Pez and a freshly snapped-into Slim Jim OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Card Placement: Midcard
Gimmick: Jesus + Macho Man + Delectable candy treat
Catchphrase: "I actually won?"
TDL Claim to fame: Simultaneously debuting with MichaelDD
Tag Teams: Formerly tagged wit Elipses Corter before dropping him like a baby with bad parents