Andre is like Simon Cowell. He's harsh, but he's so charming that he can steal his best friend's wife and get her pregnant. He's also going to take advantage of me, Kiz and RUS by making us international superstars/workhorses that make him huge money.
WOOLCOCK is like Randy because he's cool. Also idk anything more about Randy and I don't want to delve any further into what WOOLCOCK enjoys (
Seabs is like Paula. What a minx.
I'm aware I've just mentioned 1D and used the rest as the American Idol judging panel, but I'm okay with that.
Anyway, the storm is that me, Kiz and RUS are going to become international superstars at Andre's behest.