Edit: I won't make it a division until there's at least 10 users who are active on a regular basis in there. There's no point otherwise because it's just not really a division.
Perfectly understandable (see, a beacon of positivity), but any chance you could let me know the regulars you have already? Would be cool to see how far away we are and if it's worth a recruitment drive.
You have Tater recently who wanted in on social, this Prat guy, and there's bound to be more loitering somewhere.
I'm sure I could work my charm on one or two debaters from the other overpopulated divisions as well.
Okay. You know your shit. Then I would crush you like something that takes a bit of crushing but crushes eventually with a bit of elbow grease.
I see you trying to weaken my resolve by attempting to massage my prostate. That might work for a few minutes, but in the end, I will be the one with the satisfied look on my face and you will be the one with the stinky finger.