Multiple words: I couldn't live up to my own lofty, self-indulgent reputation while turning in a below-average debate utilizing a strategy that I KNOWINGLY CONSENTED TO AND APPROVED OF. My partner, adrian_zombo, held his own admirably in the match, equaling the output produced by our opponents, Seabs and WOOLCOCK. Alas, after much reflection and introspection, I understand that it was me, The Lady Killer, who was fully responsible for my first ever loss.
I also apologize to adrian_zombo for calling him a turncoat for the past few days when, really, I was only projecting my own insecurities onto him. If he'll ever take me back as a friend, I'll be honoured.