I always thought that WWE needed to have a monster heel introduce in 2000 to oppose The Rock. He could have been called The Paper. And then after he beats The Rock, have another guy debut as a tweener called 'The Scissors'. This would lead to a three way at Wrestlemania when they all collide for the triple countout draw.
What a great idea! Almost as great as mine! Almost! Let's combine our ideas and have Triple Hi vs The Rock vs The Paper vs The Scissors in a fatal 4-way for the WWF championship at Wrestlemania! The buyrates would be astronomical!
When Kurt Angle was having his classic feud with Triple H in the year 2000, he should have changed his name to Triple I. Ya know, for the 3 I's, Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. Thus, the epic battle of Triple H vs Triple I at Unforgiven 2000. Could have even had a stipulation too, with the loser getting fired, and the winner taking on a hybrid of both gimmicks, and getting Steph's boobs too!! He would be known as Triple HiHiHi, oh wait, that would be HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHi, that is nine Hi's lol, so his name would be Triple Hi.
Imagine, the winner would also get the nickname "The Olympic Gold-Game" and coming out to the theme song "Time To Play The Medal!!!". Along with the finishing moves, the Olympigree and the Pedilock, he would be unfuckingstoppable! He would than go on to win the Royal Rumble, not Stone Cold, and face The Rock for the WWF championship in the Main Event at Wrestlemania. Rock vs Triple Hi would draw big in the Asian market. And Triple Hi would win too and dominance the WWF for years to come.
Yes the Triple I name would be hilarious but only during that feud