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The Bobby Heenan Quotes Thread
Lets get a thread going where we gather the largest collection of Bobby Heenan quotes out there.
Here are some I gathered:
-- "Every time I have sex with my wife, it's doggy style. I sit and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
-- "What does Sadam Hussein and pantyhose have in common? They both irritate bush."
"I've been hit so many times over the head with a chair, the top of my head smells like ass."
Bobby: It amazes me that Lou Ferrigno can talk with 15 pounds of crackers in his mouth.
Gorilla: Will you stop?!
Gorilla: Concerned look on the face of Stu and Helen Hart.
Bobby: You know why they're concerned? They snuck in. They scared the usher away.
Gorilla: Will you be serious?!
During Macho Man's wedding
Bobby: I can't wait to see what kind of cheap blue light special dress Elizabeth has on.
Bobby: The ring bearer's really a midget.
During the Tito Santana/Shawn Michaels bout at Wrestlemania
Gorilla: El Paso de le Muerte!!!
Bobby: Extra thick Pace Picante?!?!?!
Same Mania, Bobby refers to America The Beautiful singer Reba McEntire as Ariba McEntire and implies she is related to Tito Santana.
When asked what he would tell guys who are trying to get into the business today during his RF shoot interview
"Put a 38. to the roof of your mouth."
Royal Ruble 1993 on Bob Backlund with his small boots.
BH - "You know Backlund's been in there so long, when he first got in his boots were up to his knees."
GM - "WILL YOU STOP!!!"
Mr. Wonderful comes out with brand new theme music, and over the top operatic number with operatic vocals, which Tony Schiovane absolutely hates. A soprano voice blares over the PA and Heenan says:
Heenan: "Did you know that Mean Gene sang this part? They pulled down his pants and sat him on a block of ice."
Schiovane: "Oh jeez..."
"If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be."
(after Juventud Guerrera took off his mask)
"Maybe that's Okerlund under there?" and later. . .
"Now when he delivers pizza, everyone will know who he is."
"You know what slows down Typhoon? Twinkies--Hostess Cupcakes."
(Talking about Typhoon)
"He uses his weight advantage at dinner."
"Doink is like Jell-o: there is always room for more."
"It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."
(When Bob Backlund is entering the arena)
"At 234 pounds, from Mayberry, Opie Taylor."
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
"You know you put too many lemons in your lemonade when you pucker too much."
Tony Schiavone: "Scott Hall is looking a little better this week."
Bobby Heenan: "It's only Monday."
"There's another way to look at this: there are 153 Villanos wrestling."