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Bret Hart: Most Overrated Wrestler Ever
I'm fully expecting to get red reps for this, but this is not a popularity contest. I've been hearing about how great Bret Hart is for too long. What's so great about him? Sure he had all the moves, but he never entertained. He could hardly croak out a promo. Upon winning his first world title at the ripe young age of 35, he mumbled that he was "the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be." Not only is that ineloquent, it's stupid and false. There were many better before him, many better at the time, and to claim that no one could conceivably surpass him in eternity is absurd and exceedingly vain. To put it another way, Hart claimed he was the greatest wrestler that could could ever conceivably exist on the WWWhatever space time continuum.
Then, after swearing he'd never have anything to do with the WWWhatever again, he comes back looking like a washed up derelict. He gives pathetic speeches and whines, and they stage a fake reconciliation. This stuff made me sick. I know people who know Bret and his family. I could tell stories that would defame them, but I won't. They're not what you might think they are, except Owen.
That said, bring on the red. I don't care. I don't do this very often. I write for money.
So this is the WWF. Where Hulk Hogan claims to be the WWF champion and Roddy Piper claims to be the baddest apple on the the street. Well boys, meet the REAL WORLD CHAMPION! That's right. It's RIC FLAIR!
While you were in Hollywood making movies, Thunderlips, I was winning world titles. I bled and I sweat and I paid the price to call myself the REAL WORLD CHAMPION. Big Man! I'm calling you out and I'm telling you this: Until you beat Ric Flair, you're just second fiddle. Woooo!
You see that little girl in the front row with those eyes so big and those lips so moist? She's thinking to herself right now as something's going through her, "Oh my God! NATURE BOY! WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS!"
Last edited by MrBadExample; 11-23-2012 at 11:59 AM.