Boiling pasta at 1 in the morning because life is still happening
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Dunfermline, Scotland
Re: My first rant!
Currently playing Hitman: Absolution as I type this.
I've never spent so much time with a trial and error game in my life. The plot and visuals are what have kept me going thus far. And if that stupid "corrupted save data" glitch occurs again, I'm throwing in the towel, tbh.
So I did some reasearch on this "Loraine Baldez" and found out that she's in a video called "Straight Guy Bound and PUnished by Shemale cock." I was so motivated by this video that I sought up a Tibettan Buddhist monk who cliamed to be over 400 years. He gave me an ancient mixture of mushrooms and camel toes which caused my spirit to leave my body and travel through the seas of time and manifest myself into the body of the Straight Guy Bound and PUnished by Shemale Cock. Through the next hour I had achieved enlightenment, and I have come here to tell you all that we are interconnected and the love we all share for Bailey Jay and Loraine Baldez is the true SPIRIT that connects mankind.
Needless to say there was no need for "photoshopped" cum.