It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
Yes I got taught the art of Scottish-ness off my dear friend Ewan McGregor, he's actually Andy.
Thats debateable. As is considering it a win that you see your boyfriend through a plastic screen most of the time.
Um, I see him in person and yes, he is very good looking. You males here judge a girl's appearance based on her posting pictures here which are usually fake so don't give me that. At least I get to do what I want with Cerbs which none of you will ever do with the females here.
She only cheats on me after I beat her with my spike-studded belt, but that what she gets when she tries to take my wrestlingforum.com away from me. She tries to report me to the police, but I disabled that feature from her computer.