Originally Posted by MrMister
You're such a fucking romantic Andy.
If you're going to urinate on someone, the need for romance is little to non-existent in the first place. This isn't Russia.
Of course, that's based on the assumption the person that's about to be pissed on knows they're going to be pissed on. I wouldn't piss on a woman if she didn't ask me to or if I wasn't at least 60% sure she would be okay with me pissing on her out of the blue.
So you're absolutely right, I am a fucking romantic. If I wasn't I'd piss on her no matter what.