Re: Whake - Stay or Ban You Decide
I'm pretty sure I'd have to goad him into a fight, maybe promise to give him the $5 he asked for from everybody here if he agrees and an additional $500 if he can beat me, but I know he still wouldn't agree so I would wait until he had his back turned and throw a right cross to his jaw shattering it to a million pieces then when he falls I would soccer kick him on the other side of the jaw shattering that side too so he wouldn't be able to talk. Then to make sure he couldn't type I would snap each finger individually while he lays there moaning in pain. I assume he'd be begging me to stop but seeing as how he can't talk I'd pretend he enjoyed it and continue.
After each finger was broken I'd break his arms from the elbows down so he wouldn't be able to post online for 6-8 weeks, maybe more if he needs surgery, before getting out of there and returning to my city. I'd save his legs so he could walk himself to a hospital cause I'm not that big of a dick.
If he agreed though I'd have to go at him based on feel alone, maybe choke him out with a sleeper and go back to my original plan.
I'd leave the $5 in both situations though.