Originally Posted by VaderFat™
Size doesn't matter anyways. That's what my last girlfriend said.
Then she dumped me a week after we had sex for the first time.
Promise me you won't hurt me like she did.
I would never hurt you like that. If you want, I can punch that ho in the mouth.
And no Lexie, it's not gay talk. Me and Vader have a mutual affection for one another that runs much deeper than any homo could ever fathom.