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The Enforcer · 03-31-2009, 01:41 AM

If I was a fan of buttsecks, I would enforce you too, VaderFat. I also don't know what that means right now.

**VaderFat™** · 03-31-2009, 01:44 AM

I suppose this is kinky.

A/S/L? I'll go first.
56/Controversial/Anywhere-You-Want-Me-To-Be.

The Enforcer · 03-31-2009, 01:45 AM

8/Both/Everywhere and anywhere big boy.

**VaderFat™** · 03-31-2009, 01:46 AM

This shit is too hot to handle.

This is way better than eHarmony.

The Enforcer · 03-31-2009, 01:55 AM

All of your matches are for free at WF. By the way, I'm very mature for my age, if ya know what I'm saying.

**VaderFat™** · 03-31-2009, 01:56 AM

Are you implying you have substantial girth? If you know what I mean.

The Enforcer · 03-31-2009, 01:58 AM

My penis is 11 inches....around. Think about it....

**VaderFat™** · 03-31-2009, 02:00 AM

You've got me beat by like 12 inches.

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The Enforcer · 03-31-2009, 02:02 AM

Don't feel bad, I still love you long time.

**VaderFat™** · 03-31-2009, 02:04 AM

Size doesn't matter anyways. That's what my last girlfriend said.
Then she dumped me a week after we had sex for the first time.

Promise me you won't hurt me like she did.