Especially when their mothers smoke crack when they're pregnant like your's clearly did. I would give the bitch a clue, but she would just smoke it up anyways. You didn't catch herpies when you came out of her vagina did you?
Waitaminute... you don't want to talk about mothers anymore?
"I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Bastard of Bolton ever won that I should fear him?" - Stannis Baratheon