Originally Posted by SJ420
So what? Your a gimmick poster now? You go from posing as a girl, to trying to be Mr. Popularity on WF, to being a gimmick poster? Make up your damn mind kid! If this thread makes it too classic rants it will be complete bullshit.
The only gimmick I have is my Garry Glockzmasta for TITSA. Judging by your insults it is safe to say that you have not aced creative writing class like I.
July 14th 2007 (backyard wrestling news) at 5:50 PM the world heavyweight champion of TITSA Jarrett in his evil persona Garry Glockzmasta defended his belt against Richie in an extreme rules match at a park near Shady Side. The match was pretty clean until they took it to the extreme and climbed the plank. Richie went for a superbomb but Garry countered it into the FU which he connected and Richie went down the plank to the ground. Garry goes down for the STFU but Richie counters into Crossface. Garry again counters into a STFU but Richie won't tap. Jobba da Hutt runs out of the bushes and hits Garry with water balloons. Garry lets go. Richie and Jobba megabomb Garry onto a table. 1-2-NO PIN-Garry gets up. After 9 plastic chair shots to the face Garry goes down and Richie locks in the sharpshooter. Garry won't tap so he turns it into an ankle lock. Still won't tap - Richie does the crossface - won't tap - Richie does the walls of jericho - no tap - so Richie goes for the figure four leg lock and Garry taps immediately, thus making Richie the new TITSA heavyweight world champion of the world.