Call me sick but I would rather see Mick Foley get thrown off the top of the cell to start a match than 10 minutes of headlocks and chops between Steamboat and Flair.
Anyways tonight me and Richie fight in a Cramp on a Tramp match for the TITSA World Heavyweight Championship of the world (my title). The trampoline will be surrounded by huge wooden pegs that we bought at Busy Beavers and of course there will be a steel top that we are scheduled to fight on. I'm gonna call a few spots maybe a megabomb off the top of the plank and a five knuckle shuffle. I also think I'm gonna put Richie over this match but only to win the title back the next day.