A friend and I were arguing over who the best wrestler of all time is. He was saying Randy Orton and I was saying John Cena. I said Randy Orton is cool but Cena has way more charisma, mic skills, and wrestling ability than Randy Orton. He HATES John Cena, and I don't know why. He is the champ for a reason and that's because his merchandise sells and he is way over. He says that "it doesn't fucking matter if Randy Orton isn't that over because Cena is a fucking joke." He was getting real pissed off at me and I could tell but I kept going because I wasn't gonna lose this fight.
Anyways I straight up tell him "Cena is the best wrestler ever and if you have a fucking problem with it then that's your deal bitch." So he REALLY gets mad at me and starts punching me in the face. I grabbed a can of pepsi and smashed it over his face and he starts to cry and runs straight to his mother and now I am gonna be grounded by my mom for doing this. I asked him why he starting punching me and he said because I called him a bitch, whatever it is his fault that I am getting in trouble don't you think?
Today I called Richie up again and I told him he was gonna have to forfeit his TITSA World Heavyweight Championship. Richie said sure come on over. I was scared because I thought it was gonna be a set-up.
I walk over to his house because it's only a few blocks away and when I get there the door's open. So I head on in, and I'm like "Dick I'm here for the belt" or something like that. (I'm still calling him Dick at this point) All the lights are out. I thought for sure it was a huge set up so I put my hands up in front of my face. All of a sudden a bunch of soda cans come flying my way and I try to fend them off as fast as I can. "Stop I didn't mean to make you cry Richie!!"
Then the lights come on and everyone is there, there's a big cake and everything. I'm like "wait a second today is my birthday." and they're like "Happy Birthday!" and Richie explains to me this was all just a surprise birthday party.
Anyways I let him keep his belt, I doubt I'm gonna be grounded after all this, and I'm even gonna schedule a title match between me and him this Sunday where he'll likely be going over.