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Whooper · 07-13-2007, 05:21 AM

Maybe he should try and make a King of the Trampoline PPV xD
Oh forget it, he can't, he's grounded.

**MIZ** · 07-13-2007, 05:40 AM

You make wrestling fans look bad.

**-Mystery-** · 07-13-2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MIZ

You make wrestling fans look bad.

He makes human beings look bad.

**Motorik** · 07-13-2007, 08:11 AM

I'll challenge you for that title.

**Bullseye** · 07-13-2007, 08:39 AM

Josh_Jackson · 07-13-2007, 09:37 AM

You have just wasted three minutes of my life I will never get back...

Seriously, a fight over who the better wrestler is, John Cena .vs. Randy Orton? I want some of whatever it is that your smoking.

And TITSA? I think that fat bitch is the owner.

MMA · 07-13-2007, 11:41 AM

Today I called Richie up again and I told him he was gonna have to forfeit his TITSA World Heavyweight Championship. Richie said sure come on over. I was scared because I thought it was gonna be a set-up.

I walk over to his house because it's only a few blocks away and when I get there the door's open. So I head on in, and I'm like "Dick I'm here for the belt" or something like that. (I'm still calling him Dick at this point) All the lights are out. I thought for sure it was a huge set up so I put my hands up in front of my face. All of a sudden a bunch of soda cans come flying my way and I try to fend them off as fast as I can. "Stop I didn't mean to make you cry Richie!!"

Then the lights come on and everyone is there, there's a big cake and everything. I'm like "wait a second today is my birthday." and they're like "Happy Birthday!" and Richie explains to me this was all just a surprise birthday party.

Anyways I let him keep his belt, I doubt I'm gonna be grounded after all this, and I'm even gonna schedule a title match between me and him this Sunday where he'll likely be going over.

**Sleeper** · 07-13-2007, 11:44 AM

**papermache16** · 07-13-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MMA

Today I called Richie up again and I told him he was gonna have to forfeit his TITSTA World Heavyweight Championship. Richie said sure come on over. I was scared because I thought it was gonna be a set-up.

I walk over to his house because it's only a few blocks away and when I get there the door's open. So I head on in, and I'm like "Dick I'm here for the belt" or something like that. (I'm still calling him Dick at this point) All the lights are out. I thought for sure it was a huge set up so I put my hands up in front of my face. All of a sudden a bunch of soda cans come flying my way and I try to fend them off as fast as I can. "Stop I didn't mean to make you cry Richie!!"

Then the lights come on and everyone is there, there's a big cake and everything. I'm like "wait a second today is my birthday." and they're like "Happy Birthday!" and Richie explains to me this was all just a surprise birthday party.

Anyways I let him keep his belt, I doubt I'm gonna be grounded after all this, and I'm even gonna schedule a title match between me and him this Sunday where he'll likely be going over.

Craps, dude, you're hilarious.

**Childish Gambino** · 07-13-2007, 11:48 AM

This rant is fucking terrible and has so many flaws:

Flaw #1: You were arguing whether Cena or Orton were the best wrestlers ever. No Ric Flair? No Hogan?

Flaw #2: You pretty much told us you have the wrestling knowledge of a 3 year old and the maturity of a 6 year old.

Flaw #3: You posted this on WF