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TheBigRedMonster · 07-13-2007, 12:18 AM

I'm ashamed to say I'm the same age as MMA. Really you are making 17 year olds everywhere look like complete shit. I mean your parents can acutally ground? Why don't you grow a fucking set and JUST LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE! Chances are they won't stop you especially with your increidlbe array of wreslting moves you supposdely know. Of course if they have a gun they could kill you which would do us all a huge favor.

M2M · 07-13-2007, 12:37 AM

Try that moonsault again. You might land it the right way this time.

ocire · 07-13-2007, 12:46 AM

Only one other person found TITSA funny...

Who the hell would call themselves TITSA?

And I've never given out so much rep in one thread... what a great read!

Snap · 07-13-2007, 12:49 AM

Best.Thread.EVER.

MMA · 07-13-2007, 12:54 AM

Aight just got back from a session of Smackdown vs Raw 2007. I played when everyone was asleep and put the sound real low. Like my mom knows my whole life is wrestling when I'm not in the backyard on the trampoline I'm either watching Raw, Smackdown, ECW, giving out match ratings for all the DVDs I own /ROH matches on youtube, or playing Smackdown vs Raw 2007 so why is she punishing me for something DICK started?

The pepsi can thing was sort of cheap but he caught me off guard I would of punched him with all my might but I didn't want to knock any teeth out. I knew it would scare him off but I knew it wouldn't hurt him too bad he is obviously just a pussy and I thought he was hardcore.

Don't think we are amateurs at this just because we are backyard and use a trampoline. All our matches are fought under extreme rules basically no disqualification (all worked) and there are no referees. The ring is surrounded by a net with barbed wire (steel clips), we use trash cans (spray painted gray card board), plastic chairs, lots of stuff that isn't really hardcore but our audience thinks so anyways. I've been the world heavyweight champion of the world for about 4 years now, no one is pissed about this usually because there are 8 belts one for each competitor but I'm top dog of the company and my career's been going strong for about 9 years now.

M2M · 07-13-2007, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MMA

The pepsi can thing was sort of cheap but he caught me off guard I would of punched him with all my might but I didn't want to knock any teeth out. I knew it would scare him off but I knew it wouldn't hurt him too bad he is obviously just a pussy and I thought he was hardcore.

Don't think we are amateurs at this just because we are backyard and use a trampoline. All our matches are fought under extreme rules basically no disqualification (all worked) and there are no referees. The ring is surrounded by a net with barbed wire (steel clips), we use trash cans (spray painted gray card board), plastic chairs, lots of stuff that isn't really hardcore but our audience thinks so anyways. I've been the world heavyweight champion of the world for about 4 years now, no one is pissed about this usually because there are 8 belts one for each competitor but I'm top dog of the company and my career's been going strong for about 9 years now.

BULLSHIT ALERT!

**Motorik** · 07-13-2007, 01:01 AM

TheBigRedMonster · 07-13-2007, 01:02 AM

^^^^

Wow just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more full of shit. Yes I'm sure you've many hardcore matches,lol. And yes trampoline wrestling is amauteur you fucking ass. Anybody can do nice flippy things on a trampoline that's what its made for genius.

**Motorik** · 07-13-2007, 01:04 AM

espn166 · 07-13-2007, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MMA

Aight just got back from a session of Smackdown vs Raw 2007. I played when everyone was asleep and put the sound real low. Like my mom knows my whole life is wrestling when I'm not in the backyard on the trampoline I'm either watching Raw, Smackdown, ECW, giving out match ratings for all the DVDs I own /ROH matches on youtube, or playing Smackdown vs Raw 2007 so why is she punishing me for something DICK started?

The pepsi can thing was sort of cheap but he caught me off guard I would of punched him with all my might but I didn't want to knock any teeth out. I knew it would scare him off but I knew it wouldn't hurt him too bad he is obviously just a pussy and I thought he was hardcore.

Don't think we are amateurs at this just because we are backyard and use a trampoline. All our matches are fought under extreme rules basically no disqualification (all worked) and there are no referees. The ring is surrounded by a net with barbed wire (steel clips), we use trash cans (spray painted gray card board), plastic chairs, lots of stuff that isn't really hardcore but our audience thinks so anyways. I've been the world heavyweight champion of the world for about 4 years now, no one is pissed about this usually because there are 8 belts one for each competitor but I'm top dog of the company and my career's been going strong for about 9 years now.

This has too be a joke or your the biggest loser ino