If I had multiple personalities I'd play with myself all day. I wouldn't even leave the house. I'd give my girlfriend a penny every time she correctly guessed which one of me was fondling her.
Are you really going to change your username when Cena wins?
I'll request that it be changed, it that's what you mean. I don't have to power to do it myself, I'll have to ask Rajah or one of the mods. I will actually do it if Cena wins though, even though he won't.