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post #1 of 332 (permalink) Old 06-15-2006, 08:34 PM Thread Starter
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I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

Well yeah.

Ok It goes like this, this chick was bugging me for about a week and last week she challenged me to a fight but I didn't accept it because I'm a real man who doesn't hit girls and is against it so she takes advantage of that and punches me right in the face and slaps me and kicks me and I got beat pretty bad by a GIRL, but that's all because I was just standing their and taking it.

So then today she pissed me off real bad so then It happened, I beat the living shit out of her, not that bad but pretty bad.

I took her down to the ground and kicked her and stomped on her and her nose started bleeding, and now I'm suspended.

This whole thing happened because of her but the Prin won't understand it and yet I'm suspended right when there's like a week left until summer and the girl is off.

So, I'm pretty worried that she's going to press charges on me and I just need some advice what to do.

Like her friends came up to me and told me that I would lose if I were sued by her because I laid the first punch on her and that's totally false.
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post #2 of 332 (permalink) Old 06-15-2006, 08:37 PM
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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

You punched a girl? Even beat her up?

Kill yourself. You have have walked away if she's hitting you constantly or pushed her away to defend yourself, not kick her ass. You're a real man, eh? Okay...

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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

Hahahaha you got beat up by a girl.. Theres no way you can win or come out looking good when you fight a girl..It goes you get your ass kicked by a girl.. Or you beat up a girl. You did both. You my friend are a loser

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You're screwed.

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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

Say it was self-defense, always works.

It's only after we've lost everything that were free to do anything.
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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

First, stop being a gentleman.

In all seriousness, I have no problem hitting a woman as long as she hits me first. Not as hard as I can but she still needs to feel that she can't get away with that just because she's a girl. And women should be treated equally as men, right?

Second, if she press charges YOU can do the same thing.

What happened between you two anyway?

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If some bitch hit me I would hit her back. They want equality, they can have it.

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post #8 of 332 (permalink) Old 06-15-2006, 08:41 PM Thread Starter
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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

You guys don't understand it either.

She dissed your mom, beat the shit out of you for a week and worst yet she's the one that challenged me to the fight and I still didn't accept and then her friend's are like just fight her, if she get hurts then she deserves it.

All of the girls said that they would jump me if I didn't fight her friend, so they were encouraging me to fight with her but I still didn't want to.

Come on now.
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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

Dude, don't worry over being sued lol.

Your 14, shes 14, if you were in America i'd worry about being sued, but Canada? you'll be fine.

Hope she gets all her friends and they all give you a beating though.



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Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!

Sorry, but I dont feel sorry for you. Come on man, just walk away. If she was really that bad, then you couldve gotten a girlfried to go scrap with her. But a guy beating up a girl, thats real low dude.
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