06-08-2006, 02:14 PM
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Moron
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I got screwed
Hey everyone. This here is Patrick Ewing, former center for the New York Knicks.
In my spare time I will discuss things with you all on these forums from now on.
But I gotta get somethin off my hairy gorilla chest . . .
I should have won an NBA Title in the mid 90s. Michael Jordan is a bitch. If I had Scottie Pippen I would have won 6 NBA Titles too.
Karl Malone is a faggot. He had that white boy Johnny Stockton and he couldn't win.
Charles Barkley, I feel you. Me and you, we were lone soldiers. You should have come to New York. We could have eaten some great cheese burgers and won a lot of titles.
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06-08-2006, 02:15 PM
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Times They Are A-Changin'
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Colorado
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Re: I got screwed
Were you the guy in NBA Jam?
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06-08-2006, 02:16 PM
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Made Out Of Nothing
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Re: I got screwed
I wonder how bad you're social life must be to be posting this...
Haha, the one thing you'll never be is screwed.
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If I had multiple personalities I'd play with myself all day. I wouldn't even leave the house. I'd give my girlfriend a penny every time she correctly guessed which one of me was fondling her.
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06-08-2006, 02:17 PM
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Times They Are A-Changin'
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Re: I got screwed
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I wonder how bad you're social life must be to be posting this...
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Show some respect Lax, this is the dude that was in Space Jam, SPACE FUCKING JAM!!
He knows Bugs Bunny.
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06-08-2006, 02:18 PM
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Made Out Of Nothing
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Re: I got screwed
Oshit, you know Bugs? How about Daffy Duck?
Big fan man, big fan.
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If I had multiple personalities I'd play with myself all day. I wouldn't even leave the house. I'd give my girlfriend a penny every time she correctly guessed which one of me was fondling her.
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06-08-2006, 02:18 PM
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Moron
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: I got screwed
I believe you are referring to my Acadamy Award deserving performance in Space Jam.
Another instance where I outshone Michael Jordan.
Babs Bunny gave me head.
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06-08-2006, 02:19 PM
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Moron
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North,Florida
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Re: I got screwed
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Originally Posted by Spartanlax
I wonder how bad you're social life must be to be posting this...
Haha, the one thing you'll never be is screwed.
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lol theres no way thats the real guy,Patrick Ewing |
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06-08-2006, 02:19 PM
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Re: I got screwed
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Originally Posted by -FS-
Show some respect Lax, this is the dude that was in NBA Jam, NBA FUCKING JAM!!
He knows Bugs Bunny.
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Space Jam.
And you sir, are no Patty Ewing. |
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06-08-2006, 02:19 PM
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Times They Are A-Changin'
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Colorado
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Re: I got screwed
NBA Jam, Space Jam, same-o shit.
Ya man, you own.
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06-08-2006, 02:22 PM
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DOOMED
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Re: I got screwed
Space Jam is one of the best films EVER, fact.
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