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post #1 of 102 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 03:14 PM Thread Starter
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I got screwed

Hey everyone. This here is Patrick Ewing, former center for the New York Knicks.

In my spare time I will discuss things with you all on these forums from now on.

But I gotta get somethin off my hairy gorilla chest . . .

I should have won an NBA Title in the mid 90s. Michael Jordan is a bitch. If I had Scottie Pippen I would have won 6 NBA Titles too.

Karl Malone is a faggot. He had that white boy Johnny Stockton and he couldn't win.

Charles Barkley, I feel you. Me and you, we were lone soldiers. You should have come to New York. We could have eaten some great cheese burgers and won a lot of titles.
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post #2 of 102 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 03:15 PM
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Re: I got screwed

Were you the guy in NBA Jam?



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I wonder how bad you're social life must be to be posting this...

Haha, the one thing you'll never be is screwed.

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I wonder how bad you're social life must be to be posting this...
Show some respect Lax, this is the dude that was in Space Jam, SPACE FUCKING JAM!!

He knows Bugs Bunny.



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Oshit, you know Bugs? How about Daffy Duck?

Big fan man, big fan.

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I believe you are referring to my Acadamy Award deserving performance in Space Jam.

Another instance where I outshone Michael Jordan.

Babs Bunny gave me head.
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I wonder how bad you're social life must be to be posting this...

Haha, the one thing you'll never be is screwed.
lol theres no way thats the real guy,Patrick Ewing
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Show some respect Lax, this is the dude that was in NBA Jam, NBA FUCKING JAM!!

He knows Bugs Bunny.
Space Jam.

And you sir, are no Patty Ewing.



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Re: I got screwed

NBA Jam, Space Jam, same-o shit.

Ya man, you own.



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Space Jam is one of the best films EVER, fact.

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