I got screwed
Hey everyone. This here is Patrick Ewing, former center for the New York Knicks.
In my spare time I will discuss things with you all on these forums from now on.
But I gotta get somethin off my hairy gorilla chest . . .
I should have won an NBA Title in the mid 90s. Michael Jordan is a bitch. If I had Scottie Pippen I would have won 6 NBA Titles too.
Karl Malone is a faggot. He had that white boy Johnny Stockton and he couldn't win.
Charles Barkley, I feel you. Me and you, we were lone soldiers. You should have come to New York. We could have eaten some great cheese burgers and won a lot of titles.