Originally Posted by I AM SlaM
I read all the paragraphs....and I think they gave me an anuerysm.
Wouldn't that kill you? Anyways I read the first sentence, scrolled down, had to readjust my fingers on the mousewheel 6 times, and just decided to never go back. Quite lengthy, quite uncomprehendable by a nineteen year old Texan who spent most of his life playing basketball and staring at the television.
Edit: Also, I just ruined my 666 post count.