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"The revenge of LK: NOOBS!"

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He pulled out a peach dildo and yelled "UNGUARD"
That should be 'On Guard' or 'Engarde'....next time get a precise idea of written language before you attempt any stories.

And no, I am not so idiotic that I read through the entire thing, just happened to spot that little word in the middle. I have better things to do. And this idiot clearly thinks too much of the net.


THE DESTRUCTION OF TRIPURA - THE THREE CITIES OF MAYA
"--The Year became his bow; Kaala Raathri the Death-Night which is Rudra's shadow, became the indestructible bowstring of that bow. Vishnu, Agni and Soma became the arrow. The universe is said to consist of Agni and Soma. The universe is similarly said to consist of Vishnu. Vishnu is, again, the Soul of the holy Bhava (Rudra) of immeasurable energy. And due to this the touch of that bow-string became unbearable to the Asuras. Sankara cast on that arrow his own irresistible fire of anger, that which was born of wrath of Bhrigu and Angirasa. Thus he is called Nila Rohita (Blue-Red). And that terrible deity, Rudra, robed in skins, looking like 10,000 Suns, and shrouded by the fire of superabundant energy, blazed up with splendour--".
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I didn't even bother wasting my time reading it.
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Once Oro came out with the dildo it just got too realistic for me and I had to stop reading

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"The revenge of LK: NOOBS!"
"The revenge of LK: EMO!"
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Then KAL pushes Cage out of the way and says
"Step Aside". Next thing you know, there is a loud zip sound, and his pants
drop. "Wallllaaaaaa" KAL said. A humongous big, fat, white hairy cock
appeared. It toppled 7 feet long
and smashed the wooden door, making
splinters fly everywhere, one splinter hit the Mexicans eye, making him fall
on Assclown and Squashing Assclown to death, making him K.I.A. (Killed in
Action).
Thats when the story went gay.I think I know who x-mas is........
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EDIT-Sorry my computer froze up a bit.
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The idiocy of this story tends to have that effect on one's computer. No harm, no foul.

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Re: "Revenge of Nitemare"....hilarious i guarantee it

AllI can say is: A LoTR classic, it was not...


THE DESTRUCTION OF TRIPURA - THE THREE CITIES OF MAYA
"--The Year became his bow; Kaala Raathri the Death-Night which is Rudra's shadow, became the indestructible bowstring of that bow. Vishnu, Agni and Soma became the arrow. The universe is said to consist of Agni and Soma. The universe is similarly said to consist of Vishnu. Vishnu is, again, the Soul of the holy Bhava (Rudra) of immeasurable energy. And due to this the touch of that bow-string became unbearable to the Asuras. Sankara cast on that arrow his own irresistible fire of anger, that which was born of wrath of Bhrigu and Angirasa. Thus he is called Nila Rohita (Blue-Red). And that terrible deity, Rudra, robed in skins, looking like 10,000 Suns, and shrouded by the fire of superabundant energy, blazed up with splendour--".
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"And when the veil drew back, Gandalf exposed himself to a family of midgets. Or hobbits, as I've been told they like to be called. He raised his "staff" and it emitted a blast of white "light", blinding those it came into contact with. And thus, middle earth was saved, if only for one more day"

There...that should spruce it up a tad.

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