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LK · 01-19-2006, 05:31 AM

"The revenge of LK: NOOBS!"

Sliver C · 01-19-2006, 05:44 AM

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He pulled out a peach dildo and yelled "UNGUARD"

That should be 'On Guard' or 'Engarde'....next time get a precise idea of written language before you attempt any stories.

And no, I am not so idiotic that I read through the entire thing, just happened to spot that little word in the middle. I have better things to do. And this idiot clearly thinks too much of the net.

ShaneOMag · 01-19-2006, 07:07 AM

I didn't even bother wasting my time reading it.

**The Black Abyss** · 01-19-2006, 09:13 AM

Once Oro came out with the dildo it just got too realistic for me and I had to stop reading

JIGGLETIS LIVES!

**Rajah** · 01-19-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LK

"The revenge of LK: NOOBS!"

"The revenge of LK: EMO!"

Dropkick Murphy · 01-19-2006, 10:26 PM

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Then KAL pushes Cage out of the way and says
"Step Aside". Next thing you know, there is a loud zip sound, and his pants
drop. "Wallllaaaaaa" KAL said. A humongous big, fat, white hairy cock
appeared. It toppled 7 feet long and smashed the wooden door, making
splinters fly everywhere, one splinter hit the Mexicans eye, making him fall
on Assclown and Squashing Assclown to death, making him K.I.A. (Killed in
Action).

Thats when the story went gay.I think I know who x-mas is........

Dropkick Murphy · 01-19-2006, 10:26 PM

EDIT-Sorry my computer froze up a bit.

I AM SlaM · 01-20-2006, 07:35 AM

The idiocy of this story tends to have that effect on one's computer. No harm, no foul.

Sliver C · 01-20-2006, 07:41 AM

AllI can say is: A LoTR classic, it was not...

I AM SlaM · 01-20-2006, 07:50 AM

"And when the veil drew back, Gandalf exposed himself to a family of midgets. Or hobbits, as I've been told they like to be called. He raised his "staff" and it emitted a blast of white "light", blinding those it came into contact with. And thus, middle earth was saved, if only for one more day"

There...that should spruce it up a tad.