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Super Delfin 11-30-2006 03:08 PM

SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
As many of you know the member Joe Kills All has been claiming to be a pro wrestler for quite some time. However, evidence has come up in the past few days that points to the contrary.

For some time I have gone on record saying that I didn't believe he was really a wrestler. On other boards I've been to there have been indy wrestlers who are members and they don't brag about themselves post after post. That was indication #1. Who is such a mark for themselves that every other post is saying 'Hey, I'm a wrestler. Hey I'm a champ.'

He once stated he got paid $500 a show. Though he has since refuted this with me via PM (today actually) I clearly remember he claimed this months ago. For those of you that don't know, small time indy wrestlers do not get $500 for a show.

Not to mention Joe Kills All has also claimed to have never wrestled a match under 20 minutes in all the years he has been wrestling until a single recent match. I do not know of a single wrestler who goes 20+ minutes EVERY night. I don't care who you are.

Up until recently it didn't really bother me. I was in the minority apparently when I said I didn't believe he was a wrestler. That's fine, I mean I couldn't actually prove he was lying.

But 2 days ago a new member started posting here at WF. His name is Mosh Pit Mike, and he is an actual pro wrestler for the WTWL, the organization which Joe Kills All says he is the champion of under the ring name of Thunder.

(If you haven\'t already, read pages 3 and up of this thread)

How do I know Mosh Pit Mike is legit you ask? Well he posted customized pictures of himself, as well as pictures of the true WTWL champ Thunder. And guess what? It isn't the same person Joe Kills All has posted in pictures of 'himself'. Don't believe me? See for yourself...

Joe Kills All's pic

The Real WTWL champ Thunder

Not only this, but Joe Kills All also wrongly identified Thunder as someone who goes by the name of either Havoc, Livewire, or Mike Kendle on page 3 of the thread above. I'm not sure which one he was supposed to be.

Also, Mosh Pit Mike has put his picture on the WTWL wrestling website under the talent section as he said he would do. Which further verifies his case and makes me believe him over JKA.

As if all this wasn't enough, Joe Kills All also registered under the username of bigshow55 pretending to be a fan of himself. This was verified by Platt222 who said the IPs match, and Joe Kills All himself in a PM to me as well as in the thread 'What a Week' which I linked to above.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Kills All 11/06
What a week for me and my crew. 1 week in Chicago will make or break you as a performer. Just wondering who on this forum went to one of the three events on my sig? That was the first time in 3 years for me to perform in front of a Chicago crowed, and as much as i loved it i'm glad it's over.

So who besides loca on weforums was there to see it live?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigshow55, 2nd post in the thread
Hey i was there, you know that too, so why did you live me out of that list?

Shame on you

and after Mosh Pit Mike began questioning and getting other people to question JKA, bigshow55 came up again to JKA's defense

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigshow55, remember this is Joe Kills All
You guys are funny, I know for a fact that Michael Barry is Joe kills all. I have seen him like 100's of times, in fact I just saw him last weekend at a show. He hooked me up with tons of free tickets for my family. This new poster is an ass for strating this shit.

Pretending to be a fan to verify your identity? It doesn't get much worse than that.

I am also awaiting a PM from the admin of the WTWL board to answer questions about various pictures which were posted in the 'What a Week' thread. Due to the overwhelming evidence against him at this time, I doubt they will help Joe Kills All's case in any way.

Ladies and gentlemen, you have all been lied to by this man for months. Joe Kills All is not a pro wrestler, he is a liar. He insults you, me, the business, the wrestler he pretends to be, and the organization he says he works for.

Now for CaliGula to put his words in



With all this evidence, it's pretty much confirmed that Joe Kills All is a fraud, a cheat, and a scoundrel. But why would somebody pretend to be somebody they are not......on the internet?

Were you not hugged enough as child? Are you a sociopath? A moron with security issues? Is your life so goddamn worthless that you must pretend to be an indy wrestler on the internet just to impress people and get approval by your peers?

Well, you should be ashamed of yourself. You have now been unmasked to the rest of the forum. It is now realized that you are a worthless troglodyte. Now, take this word of advice:

Just leave

If being cool on the internet means so much to you, you better leave now, because you got no idea how much ridicule you are about to receive by your fellow members. It will shatter your ego beyond repair. But, before you go, make sure you apologize to everybody you lied to. And most of all, apologize to the real WTWL champion, and the rest of the wrestlers.

Good day Sir.

http://joekillsall.justgotowned.com/

CF 11-30-2006 03:11 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
Thread of the Year.

Bravo.

Caligula 11-30-2006 03:13 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
:lmao


Love the commie symbol you put next to my name.

LFTM 11-30-2006 03:14 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
Sheer greatness.

It's things like this that make me enjoy posting on forums.

Heel 11-30-2006 03:15 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
What a thread, Joe Kills All just got owned :D

Tyrion Lannister 11-30-2006 03:16 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
:lmao

Owned like a pot o' neckbones. [/JBL]

Diez 11-30-2006 03:18 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
:lmao :lmao :lmao

This is one of the best threads/rants I've ever seen. Ever.

Him pretending to be a fan of himself. Wow. Just wow... :no:

LilHitman 11-30-2006 03:18 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
Rant of the year.

Horselover Fat 11-30-2006 03:18 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
I always knew there was something not quite right about him from the day I joined. Great job SD and Caligula. Apparently he has 3 personalities, just like Mick Foley only not as awesome.

AWESOM-O 11-30-2006 03:19 PM

Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
 
Did people actually give a shit?

He was so full of shit, it was unreal.


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