SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
As many of you know the member Joe Kills All has been claiming to be a pro wrestler for quite some time. However, evidence has come up in the past few days that points to the contrary.
For some time I have gone on record saying that I didn't believe he was really a wrestler. On other boards I've been to there have been indy wrestlers who are members and they don't brag about themselves post after post. That was indication #1. Who is such a mark for themselves that every other post is saying 'Hey, I'm a wrestler. Hey I'm a champ.' He once stated he got paid $500 a show. Though he has since refuted this with me via PM (today actually) I clearly remember he claimed this months ago. For those of you that don't know, small time indy wrestlers do not get $500 for a show. Not to mention Joe Kills All has also claimed to have never wrestled a match under 20 minutes in all the years he has been wrestling until a single recent match. I do not know of a single wrestler who goes 20+ minutes EVERY night. I don't care who you are. Up until recently it didn't really bother me. I was in the minority apparently when I said I didn't believe he was a wrestler. That's fine, I mean I couldn't actually prove he was lying. But 2 days ago a new member started posting here at WF. His name is Mosh Pit Mike, and he is an actual pro wrestler for the WTWL, the organization which Joe Kills All says he is the champion of under the ring name of Thunder. (If you haven\'t already, read pages 3 and up of this thread) How do I know Mosh Pit Mike is legit you ask? Well he posted customized pictures of himself, as well as pictures of the true WTWL champ Thunder. And guess what? It isn't the same person Joe Kills All has posted in pictures of 'himself'. Don't believe me? See for yourself... Joe Kills All's pic The Real WTWL champ Thunder Not only this, but Joe Kills All also wrongly identified Thunder as someone who goes by the name of either Havoc, Livewire, or Mike Kendle on page 3 of the thread above. I'm not sure which one he was supposed to be. Also, Mosh Pit Mike has put his picture on the WTWL wrestling website under the talent section as he said he would do. Which further verifies his case and makes me believe him over JKA. As if all this wasn't enough, Joe Kills All also registered under the username of bigshow55 pretending to be a fan of himself. This was verified by Platt222 who said the IPs match, and Joe Kills All himself in a PM to me as well as in the thread 'What a Week' which I linked to above. Quote:
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I am also awaiting a PM from the admin of the WTWL board to answer questions about various pictures which were posted in the 'What a Week' thread. Due to the overwhelming evidence against him at this time, I doubt they will help Joe Kills All's case in any way. Ladies and gentlemen, you have all been lied to by this man for months. Joe Kills All is not a pro wrestler, he is a liar. He insults you, me, the business, the wrestler he pretends to be, and the organization he says he works for. Now for CaliGula to put his words in ![]() With all this evidence, it's pretty much confirmed that Joe Kills All is a fraud, a cheat, and a scoundrel. But why would somebody pretend to be somebody they are not......on the internet? Were you not hugged enough as child? Are you a sociopath? A moron with security issues? Is your life so goddamn worthless that you must pretend to be an indy wrestler on the internet just to impress people and get approval by your peers? Well, you should be ashamed of yourself. You have now been unmasked to the rest of the forum. It is now realized that you are a worthless troglodyte. Now, take this word of advice: Just leave If being cool on the internet means so much to you, you better leave now, because you got no idea how much ridicule you are about to receive by your fellow members. It will shatter your ego beyond repair. But, before you go, make sure you apologize to everybody you lied to. And most of all, apologize to the real WTWL champion, and the rest of the wrestlers. Good day Sir. http://joekillsall.justgotowned.com/ |
Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
Thread of the Year.
Bravo. |
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:lmao
Love the commie symbol you put next to my name. |
Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
Sheer greatness.
It's things like this that make me enjoy posting on forums. |
Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
What a thread, Joe Kills All just got owned :D
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:lmao
Owned like a pot o' neckbones. [/JBL] |
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:lmao :lmao :lmao
This is one of the best threads/rants I've ever seen. Ever. Him pretending to be a fan of himself. Wow. Just wow... :no: |
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Rant of the year.
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Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
I always knew there was something not quite right about him from the day I joined. Great job SD and Caligula. Apparently he has 3 personalities, just like Mick Foley only not as awesome.
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Re: SD and CaliGula present 'Smoke and Mirrors' - The False Career of Joe Kills All
Did people actually give a shit?
He was so full of shit, it was unreal. |
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