Re: Jessica Simpson at Congressional Country Club in Bethesda
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Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not becuase you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
If Jack Bauer were gay his name would be Chuck Norris
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
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