Asking JAMES ELLSWORTH for Wrestling Advice
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Planet Stasiak
1st Raw after Royal Rumble
Triple H enters the ring after a so called excellent performance at the Rumble.
HHH: What a job my Raw superstars did at the Royal Rumble huh. I love the performances by Raven, HBK, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner, and yours truly. But I have a few issues to dicuss here tonight. Now you know the Raw Brand wants to have the best part of the Wrestlemania card. For if Raw does better then Smackdown we will be proven as the dominent brand and Smackdown will have no choice by to be cancelled. Now before I get to some of the issues bothering me. Lets start off by welcoming back The Rock.
The Rock music's hits as he enters the ring.
Rock: Finally the Rock works for HHH. I am here only to help you beat Bischoff and for the Smackdown and for that matter the WWE go out of business just like my good friend Hunter. So that don't have entertain you fans in the ring anymore. Time and Time again I have gotten cuts and bumps just to entertain you. Now I have a movie careers where my body is no longer at risk. And I don't have to entertain white trash like you again.
HHH: Yes, I know. Your opponet at Wrestlemania will be the another skyrocketing legend in another company. Welcome Goldberg.
Goldberg enters the ring.
Goldberg cuts a promo on how he is here to destroy the legend of the Rock and his purpose to prove he the better rookie sensation
The Rock and Goldberg state down.
HHH: Well I have one issue to get into which is Chris Jericho. You won't go down dammit. I put you at number 1 for a reason to lose. But no you had to do the heroic 80 minute battle in the ring. Now I want you to come out right now.
Rob Van Dam musics hits.
Rob Van Dam: Hunter shut up. I have been hearing you talk for over 10 minutes hyping these two guys match. While I don't hear about another match for wrestlemania. Me vs. You.
The crowd erupts.
Hunter: Oh I am so sorry Robby but I already have a match at Wrestlemania. It is me for vs Michaels for the World Title. But how will I do that you'll soon find out.
Test vs. Scott Steiner
Steiner's hits all his trademark moves but cannot keep Test down so he knocks him out with a chair thus disqualifing him.
Raven vs. Booker T (Hardcore Title)
Raven wins thanks to interferences from Kevin Nash.
Jericho is in a interview.
Jericho: I have a match at Wrestlemania for the biggest title in the world today. The World Title. And Triple H thinks he will get away with my chance. Well to prove my worth I have challenged the Rock tonight.
Rob Van Dam vs. Shawn Michaels (World Title)
Shawn Michaels wins the rematch thanks to disqualification.
Dudleyz vs. Lance and Christian
Dudleyz win via 3D
Trish vs. Victoria (Women's Title)
Victoria wins from the female asian superstar.
Victoria: Just in case you want to know who this is. It is the Far East most popular diva Gail Kim.
A Sean O'Haire vignette is shown (I love the gimmick and want it in here)
Jericho vs. The Rock
Jericho waits for the Rock. The Rock comes out and says this.
The Rock: I am so sorry but I can't wrestle. I have a movie to do after Wrestlemania and cannot wrestle you or Goldberg. Sorry. But Jericho don't feel bad you still have a match.
Jericho turns around and is hit by Shawn Michaels and Triple H. They go on to attack Jericho's arm as he is screaming as HBK and HHH leave laughing.
END OF SHOW
Probably should update this. I have the signature since 2005