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Main Event

Josh Mathews welcomes the WWE universe to Main Event! The cameras show this great crowd in Corpus Christi in the American bank centre. Curt Hawkins makes his way down to the ring looking very happy with his cane. His opponent is The Cape town Werewolf Justin Gabriel who gets a good pop. The Miz says “I think this is going to be a very fast pace match”. The match starts of with both superstars testing there strength. Hawkins gets the advantage and starts to get Justin down to his knees, Justin leaps back up and performs an arm drag on Hawkins. The fans start cheering with both men looking at each other now. Justin starts clapping to get the momentum, Justin lands a double knee strike to Hawkins ribs which lead to Hawkins getting out of the ring. The show goes into commercial with the fans behind Justin. Main Event comes back from commercial to see Justin hit a diving back elbow drop on Hawkins. Justin gets a two count on Hawkins, Justin gets Hawkins up and hits a mule kick on Hawkins. Justin gets another two count. Justin gets Hawkins into the corner and starts running at Hawkins, Hawkins moves out of the way which sends Justin into the steel post. Hawkins gets a 2 count with the school boy pin. Hawkins gets up on the top rope and performs a diving clothesline on Justin. Hawkins covers Justin, 1…2…no Justin just kicks out. Hawkins starts to complain to the ref saying that was three. Justin kip ups and performs a side kick which gets Hawkins right in the face. “Hawkins looks like he is out of it” says The Miz. Justin pins Hawkins 1…2…no Hawkins kicks out again. Justin is looking confused of what just happened. Justin goes up on the top rope and signals for the 450 splash, Justin goes for it but Hawkins moves out of the way and hits a springboard clothesline. Instead of pining Justin he goes up to the top rope, he then leaps off the top rope and misses the heart seeking elbow. Justin then gives him a sole kick. Justin then goes up top and hits the 450 splash. 1…2…3! Justin wins and the crowd go berserk.

Justin Gabriel def. Curt Hawkins via pinfall


Main Event comes back from commercials to see Tamina Snuka in the ring waiting for her opponent, her opponent is Natalya who gets a loud pop for a diva. They start things off with Tamina kicking Natalya in the ribs and giving her forehand hits to the head. Tamina Irish whips her into the turnbuckle which makes Natalya fall down hard. Tamina starts stomping Natalya in the corner, the ref counts to 5 then Tamina stops and goes to the other turnbuckle. Natalya is just lying at the bottom turnbuckle stationary, Tamina comes charging at her and hits Natalya with her bottom. Tamina pins Natalya 1…2…no Natalya kicks out and shows signs of life, Tamina gets Natalya on her shoulders but Natalya reverses it and locks in the sharpshooter. “Is she going to tap, she is in the middle of the ring” says Mathews. Tamina is struggling to reach the rope, Tamina starts to tap out and the ref rings the bell. Natalya gets a nice pop after the match. Cuts to commercial.

Natalya def. Tamina Snuka via submission

Main Event returns to see Epico and Primo in the ring with mics. Primo says “I just got informed that Tons of Funk are not competing tonight, well I guess we get to have the night off”. The Wyatt’s appear on the titantron and Bray Wyatt says “we’re here”. The Wyatt’s come out to Broken out in Love with all the lights off and Bray carrying a lantern, the crowd are stunned. Bray sits down on his chair and blows out the lantern. The lights go back on to see Luke Harper and Erick Rowen in the ring just standing there staring at Epico and Primo. Bray Wyatt while rocking in his rocking chair “face us tonight and you don’t have to turn disabled”. Primo says “ok but only if it is in a tornado tag match”. Bray starts laughing, with The Miz saying “this family is crazy”. Out of nowhere Rowan and Harper both give big boots to Epico and Primo. The ref rings the bell, Rowan grabs Primo and tosses him to the other side of the ring. Harper Irish whips Epico into Primo in the corner. Harper then runs with a full head of steam at both of them helplessly in the corner. Harper hits them with a body splash then holds them up from falling. It’s Rowan’s turn to do the body splash. Rowan hit’s the body splash and Epico and Primo just lie on the mat frozen. Harper gets Epico up and hits him with a nasty discus clothesline. Rowan gets Primo up and hits him with Greetings from the North. Rowan and Harper pin Epico and Primo at the same time. 1…2…3!

Luke Harper and Erick Rowan def. Primo and Epico via pinfall

Bray comes in the ring after the match and gets Epico in one arm and Primo in the other arm. He kisses Epico and Primo’s foreheads and hits Sister Abigail on both of them. Bray then says “Kane to wake up and follow the buzzards.” The show ends with Mathews and Miz speechless as well as the crowd.

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Smackdown 26 7 13

The show starts with Michael Cole hyping Big Shows return to face Ryback tonight. The cameras scale around the Toyota Centre in Houston Texas. The crowd is wild and chanting “we love wrestling”. Alberto Del Rio’s music hits and he comes down to the ring with Ricardo Rodriguez saying “please welcome Albertooooooooooooo Deeeeellllllll Riiiiiiiooooooooo!” The crowd boo very loudly. Alberto starts saying “this is why I left you people because you’re nothing but a bunch of followers. Now here is the return of Ricardo Rodriquez my ring announcer and best friend”. Dolph Ziggler interrupts Alberto and starts saying “Alberto why don’t you just give me one last, final shot at your title. If I don’t win I will never harass you for a match again, what do you say”. Just when Alberto is going to answer Christian’s music hits and the crowd pops loudly. He says “hey Del Rio I know that you should face me at Summerslam, these people know it, you know it and I know it. One more match! Also the thing is if I get one shot and that’s all I’m asking for is that I will seize the opportunity and beat you to become World Heavyweight Champion, unlike someone in that ring.” “Excuse me!” Vickie Guerrero comes out. “I know the perfect way that will be fair for everyone, Dolph Ziggler vs. Christian tonight! The winner faces Alberto Del Rio at Summerslam for the World Heavyweight Championship!” The segment ends with Christian and Dolph happy while Alberto is angry. “What a show we have tonight” says JBL, cuts to commercial.

Smackdown returns to see 3MB in the ring. Heath Slater cuts a promo saying how 3MB’s album is coming out on ITunes next Thursday. The Uso’s music hits, Jimmy says “you guys are a joke, you just make the tag team division look weak.” Jey says “we are busting our behinds off while you three are making the tag team division an embarrassment!” Heath responds saying “we are an embarrassment, look at you two. You’s cannot even sing when you do your entrance. How about you two vs. Drew and Jinder now, then you will see who the joke really is.” Jimmy accepts the challenge saying “who do you think is going to win.” Jey says “U.” While the crowd says “so!” The match starts with Drew trying to do a sneak attack on Jey when he is talking to Jimmy in his corner. But Drew just runs into a slap by Jey, Jey then gives Drew a backbreaker. Jey covers Drew, 1…2…no Drew just kicks out trying to get the tag to Jinder. Jey tags in Jimmy and Jimmy starts going to work by doing a couple of aerial moves such as the dropkick from the top rope. When Jimmy is going for the Samoa drop Drew counters with DDT. Drew then tags in Jinder with a full head of steam misses Jimmy and running into a right hand by Jey. Jimmy then hits the facebuster on Jinder and gets a close 3 count. Jimmy throws Jinder in the bottom turnbuckle and goes to the opposite turnbuckle. Just before he is about to hit a move on Jinder Heath pops up and distracts Jimmy. Jinder gives Jimmy a clothesline and tags in Drew. Drew picks up Jimmy but Jimmy hits a quick suplex out of nowhere on Drew. “Is Jimmy going to get the tag”? Says Michael Cole. Drew tags in Jinder, Jimmy nearly gets the tag but Jinder grabs Jimmy’s foot, Jimmy then performs an enzuigiri kick to the back of the head of Jinder. Jimmy gets the tag, Jey comes in with new life. He hits a Samoa drop on Jinder, 1…2…Drew breaks it up but gets clothesline over the top rope by Jimmy. Both Jimmy and Drew are down, Heath jumps on the apron complaining to the ref, Jey superkicks Heath and Heath is knocked silly into next week. Jinder rolls up Jey in a school boy pin, 1…2…Jey just kicks out. Jinder gets up and runs into a superkick by Jey. Jey goes on the top rope and hits Jinder with a Samoa splash! 1…2…3! “Jey and Jimmy have beaten 3MB” says Michael Cole. “They have to be the number one contenders for The Shields tag team titles” says JBL.
Jimmy and Jey Uso def. Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre via pinfall

Zeb Colter appears on the ramp, “you think you’re the most dominate tag team in the WWE, well you immigrants haven’t met the Real Americans, Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro. Boys you are going to meet them very soon” says Zeb Colter. Swagger and Antonio appear from behind the Usos and start attacking them. Antonio hits the Neutralizer on Jimmy while Swagger hits his Gut Wrench Powerbomb on Jey. Colter starts walking towards the ring, Swagger locks in the patriot lock on Jey and Colter is screaming at Jey “now you will think twice before you cross our borders”! Smackdown cuts to a commercial break.


Smackdown comes back from commercial to see Josh Mathews standing by. “Please welcome my guest at this time, Cody Rhodes. Cody, many people believe that if it wasn’t for Damien Sandow you would have been Mr Money in the Bank, how do you respond to that?” questions Mathews. “I agree with those people, I definitely would have had the Money in the Bank briefcase in my hand right now if it wasn’t for that scum Damien Sandow. He played it smart by sitting and waiting for everyone to be battered and bruised. Tonight I will have something big for Mr Sandow and he will not see it coming.” Promises Cody.

Smackdown cuts back to the ring with Wade Barrett in the ring waiting for his opponent. Santino Marella comes out to a surprised pop. The match begins with Santino hitting a couple of jabs to Barrett, Barrett then just gives a big right hand and Santino goes down. Barrett covers him, 1…2…no just kicks out, Barrett gets Santino up and hits a combo of punches, Santino goes to the corner turnbuckle, Barrett runs with a full head of steam but Santino just moves out of the way and gets a school boy pin, 1…2…Barrett kicks out. Barrett gets up and knees Santino, he puts Santino up lying on the top rope. Barrett then gives Santino two knees to the ribs then one forehand shot. Santino goes down, Barrett puts Santino on the ropes so he is just leaning on the ropes, Barrett goes for the big boot but Santino falls over causing Barrett to hit the ropes. Santino comes back with two jabs then Barrett swings of the rope and goes for a clothesline but Santino ducks by doing the splits, then Barrett bounces of the other ropes and Santino hits a hip toss. Santino sets up for the cobra which gets the crowd wild, Santino goes for it but runs into Winds of Change by Barret. The ref counts 1…2…no Santino kicks out. “I cannot believe Santino kicked out, he still has some fight left in him.” Says JBL surprised. Santino does a kip up and the camera zooms in on Santino looking very angry, the camera zooms out and Santino turns around and walks right into a massive Bullhamer by Barrett who took the elbow pad off when the camera was off him. The ref counts, 1…2…3! “Barret wins with a devastating Bullhamer elbow!” states Michael Cole. Smackdown cuts to commercial.

Wade Barrett def. Santino Marella via pinfall

Smackdown comes back from commercial with Layla in the ring. “Hey guys, I haven’t been able to talk on this microphone in a while but I just want to say, Kaitlyn can you come out here to this ring please” Layla calmly states. Kaitlyn’s music hits and she comes down to the ring very fast to a mixed reaction. “What do you want Layla?” Kaitlyn asks. “I just want to say that I know what you are going through with this whole friend backstabbing and all that” Layla claimed. “You know what I’m going through, you don’t know an inch of what I’m going through.” The crowd starts chanting “You tapped out”. “Don’t listen to these fans Kaitlyn.” Layla replied. “You mean don’t listen to you! Since I have been friends and started hanging around you I have turned into a person who cares too much about boys than the most important thing of my life that is the Divas Championship!” Kaitlyn yelled angrily. Before Layla even gets to talk, Kaitlyn slaps Layla as hard as she could and starts attacking her. Layla comes back with some forehand shots and springs of the ropes to run into an angry spear from Kaitlyn. “What did we just witness” says Michael Cole shocked.

Smackdown cuts to commercial stunned.
Smackdown returns with Ezekiel Jackson waiting for his opponent, his opponent is the Smackdown Mr Money in the Bank, Damien Sandow who comes out to loud booing. “Silence you ignoramuses, I Damien Sandow just came out here to enlighten and educate each and every one of you disastrous people in this arena, especially you Ezekiel Jackson. Now before I start my so called “match” I would like to say one thing”. Damien proudly says. Before Sandow says anything else he sucker punches Jackson with a mic and starts attacking him. Jackson hits back with a running elbow hit, Sandow rolls out of the ring and waits till Jackson goes back till he enters the ring. The ref is telling Jackson to go back, Sandow runs in the ring going for a cheap shot but Jackson flips Sandow over the ropes onto the floor. Smackdown cuts to commercial with Sandow hurt. Smackdown returns with Sandow having Jackson in a sleeper hold. Michael Cole shows us what happened during commercial on the WWE app, it shows Jackson putting Sandow back in the ring and Sandow hitting DDT when Jackson gets in the ring. Jackson gets out of the sleeper by throwing Sandow onto the mat hard, Sandow gets back up and runs into a clothesline. Jackson covers 1…2…Sandow kicks out, Jackson pushes Sandow into the turnbuckle, Jackson runs at Sandow but Sandow moves out of the way so Jackson goes shoulder first into the steel ring post. Sandow hits Jackson with a Russian legsweep then hits the Elbow of Disdain. 1…2…Jackson kicks out to Sandow’s disbelief. Sandow yells “Shut up you disobedient people”! Jackson comes back with a big back body drop which Sandow nearly lands on his head. Jackson goes for his clothesline while the crowd cheers away, Jackson misses and Sandow hits the Terminus. 1…2…3! “Sandow with a wonderful victory over the always hard task in Ezekiel Jackson” JBL says.

Damien Sandow def. Ezekiel Jackson via pinfall

Before Sandow has time to celebrate Cody Rhodes music hits, “Hey Damien, remember when I said earlier tonight that I had something big for you and you will not see it coming. Well I just got out of Vickie Gurrero’s office and I’m going to be in a match at Summerslam against you, my old BEST friend” Cody reveals. “What you cannot do that to me, I’m Damien Sandow god damn it!” Sandow yells. “Oh yeah, the winner of the match gets the briefcase your holding in your hands right now!” tells Cody. Before Sandow can say anything his mic turns off and Cody’s music hits with Smackdown cutting to commercial.

Smackdown comes back to the announce table with JBL and Michael Cole. “Just two big matches left Smackdown, Michael I can't wait. This is why Smackdown is the best TV show, we fight on Friday night!” happily says JBL. Ryback’s music hit to a loud reception of boos. Ryback chants “Ryback rules! Big Show’s music hits and the crowd stands up on there feet cheering. “Here is the Big Show!” yells Michael Cole over this big ovation. The bells rings with the two behemoths locking up, Show gets the advantage and pushes Ryback over to the crowd’s delight. Ryback gets up quickly and hits a shoulder barge on Show but Show doesn’t go down, Ryback hits another one and Show manages to stay on his feet. Ryback goes for a third attempt but Show hits him with his own shoulder block. Show grabs Ryback’s neck and squeezes it hard. Ryback is in pain, Ryback grabs the rope and tells the ref to come over, the ref tells Show to go back. Ryback pulls the ref away and does a running shoulder block on Show, Ryback then just keeps on kicking Show so he cannot get back up. Ryback hits a dropkick on Show while Show is on his knees. Ryback is taunting while the crowd starts chanting “Goldberg…..Goldberg”. Ryback goes for a clothesline but Show catches Ryback with a choke on the throat, Show looks like he is going to hit the Chokeslam but Ryback counters with a DDT. Ryback pins Show 1…2…Show kicks out with ease. Ryback hits a backbreaker on Show and gets another 2 count, Ryback cannot believe it and starts yelling at the referee. When Ryback turns around he runs into a massive spear by Show, 1…2…Ryback kick out. “I cannot believe Ryback just kicked out of one of the biggest spears I have seen in my life” says Cole. Show sets up to hit the WMD with the crowd screaming there heads off, Ryback ducks and gets a bearhug on Show, Show gets fight back at first but then fades away. The ref starts to lift Shows hand, 1st time Shows hand falls down, the ref lifts it again but Shows hand doesn’t drop. He then hits Ryback in the stomach a couple of times to make Ryback release the hold. Show comes back with a running shoulder tackle then hits a big back body drop on Ryback. Show hits the chokeslam out of nowhere. 1…2…thr, NO! “What Ryback just kicked out from a chokeslam, what does Show have to do to win” comments JBL. Show irish whips Ryback on the ropes and Ryback bounces of and hits Show with the meathook clothesline. Ryback yells “Finish Him”! Right before Ryback has time to get Show on his shoulders, Sheamus’s music hits and Ryback turns angrily at the stage. Sheamus comes out on the stage smiling there. Ryback turns around and runs into the WMD by Show. 1…2…3! “Show has won this massive battle, thanks to Sheamus”? Michael Cole questions, Smackdown goes to commercial Show realising that Sheamus is out on the stage.

Big Show def. Ryback via pinfall

Smackdown returns with Christian’s music hitting with the crowd letting out a big pop. “All we need now is Dolph Ziggler” awaits Michael Cole. Ziggler’s music hits to an equal pop of what Christian got. The wrestlers start up locking for a test of strength, Christian gets the advantage and gets Ziggler in a tight headlock, Ziggler pushes out of it making Christian bounce of the ropes, Christian jumps over Ziggler’s body laying on the mat, Ziggler then jumps over Christian’s head and when Christian bounces off the rope he runs into a brilliant dropkick by Ziggler. Ziggler gets the advantage when Smackdown heads into commercial. Smackdown returns to see Ziggler performing a nice arm drag on Christian, Ziggler then locks in an armbar on Christian and starts hitting the arm. Christian fights out of it and slaps Ziggler two times and then performing a body drop on Ziggler. Christian covers Ziggler, 1…Ziggler kicks out at two. Ziggler gets up and Christian irish whips Ziggler into the turnbuckle, Christian runs at Ziggler fast but Ziggler moves out of the way and then sets Christian up on the middle rope. Christian kicks Ziggler and Ziggler crouches and Christian performs a sunset flip on Ziggler, Christian pins Ziggler 1…2…Ziggler kicks out. “Ziggler is not going down without a fight” comments JBL. Christian gets Ziggler up only to get irish whipped into the corner, Ziggler runs at Christian with a full head of steam but Christian moves by sliding onto the apron and hitting his patient pendulum kick. Ziggler then gets back up dazed and Christian hits a dropkick from the top rope. 1…2…”Ziggler kicks out again” says Michael Cole. Christian sets up for the spear with the crowd chanting “spear…spear…spear”. Christian goes for the spear but Ziggler jumps over Christian’s head which makes Christian run into the turnbuckle, Christian turns around and runs into a jumping DDT by Ziggler. Ziggler crawls to the cover, 1…2…Christian kicks out. Ziggler and Christian both get to there feet and start trading punches, Ziggler gets the advantage before Christian slaps Ziggler and hits a spinebuster, Christian then goes up top and goes and misses the Frog Splash on Ziggler. When Christian gets back up Ziggler rocks him with a sitout facebuster, Ziggler covers 1…2…Christian kicks out and Ziggler is stunned. Ziggler then performs a headlock, headstand. Ziggler gets Christian up and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. 1…2…Christian kicks out. “These guys won’t give up” tells JBL. Ziggler waits for Christian to get up, Ziggler goes for the superkick but Christian ducks and hits a spear after bouncing off the ropes. Before Christian can cover Ziggler’s dead body, Ziggler rolls out of the ring. The ref counts to 6 and Christian has had enough and goes out of the ring and rolls Ziggler back in. When Christian enters the ring and tries to cover Ziggler, Ziggler does a school boy pin.1…2…Christian kicks out again. Christian gets up and runs into a dropkick. Ziggler begs for Christian to get back up, “Ziggler looks like he is going for the Zig Zag” questions JBL. Just before Christian gets up Big E Langston’s music hits and Ziggler turns at the stage but no one is there. A.J Lee jumps on the ropes and the ref tries to get her off. While the ref is distracted Big E goes for Ziggler’s feet but Ziggler performs a dive on Big E on the outside. Ziggler goes back in the ring and runs into a Killswitch by Christian. A.J jumps off the apron, 1…2…3! “Christian wins! Christian is the number 1 contender” yells JBL.

Christian def. Dolph Ziggler via pinfall

“Ziggler and Christian were having a wonderful match until that crazy girl and her bodyguard got involved” screams Michael Cole angrily. Christian just realizes that Big E and A.J cost Ziggler the match. Smackdown ends with Big E and A.J smiling on the stage with Ziggler coming to his senses and looking very upset. :angry:

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Monday Night Raw 7 29 13

Monday night Raw opens in Green Bay Wisconsin with the usual fireworks and Michael Cole hyping the show. “Welcome to Monday Night Raw, I’m with the hall of famer Jerry “The King” Lawler and the legend John Bradshaw Layfield” welcomes Cole. “Yes what a show we have tonight boys, CM Punk and Rob Van Dam teaming together for the first time against our Intercontinental champion Curtis Axel and the beast incarnate Brock Lesnar who has not competed on Raw for over 5 years” explains JBL. John Cena’s music hits to a positive reaction. Cena does his usual entrance then waits in the ring for his opponent. David Otunga’s music hits to loud heat from the crowd. The match starts with Cena locking in a headlock on David then throwing David on the mat hard. David gets up and runs into a shoulder tackle by Cena, Cena hits another shoulder tackle on David. David goes for a clothesline but Cena ducks and hits the emerald flowsion on David. Cena puts his hands in the air and the crowd chant “you can’t see me” with Cena, Cena hits the five knuckle shuffle on David. David gets up and runs into an AA from Cena. Cena then gets David up and hits another AA, 1…2…3! “John Cena has never looked better” says Jerry.
John Cena def. David Otunga via pinfall

Cena grabs a mic after the match “It feels good to be back in Green Bay Wisconsin! Sorry I was not on Raw last week, I had a calf injury but it is all healed up, anyway I realised something watching Raw at home last week. I have faced The Rock, Ryback, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Edge, and CM Punk. But none of them I know will be as hard as a task as Daniel Bryan will be, he destroyed a band last week and could do it any day of the week. But I guarantee that at the end of the night of Summerslam, I will be”. Before Cena gets to say anything else Daniel Bryan’s music hits and he appears on the stage with a mic in hand. The crowd pop very loud for Bryan. “I know what is going to happen by the end of the night of Summerslam, Cena you will be looking up seeing the new WWE champion Daniel Bryan”! The crowd starts chanting “Yes, Yes, Yes”. “Hold up just a minute here Woody Allen, you don’t understand, you got something wrong. At the end of Summerslam I will be saying” says Cena. The crowd says “the champ is here” with Cena.

Raw’s theme song starts playing and the cameras go to the announce table with Jerry Lawler, JBL and Michael Cole, “I don’t honestly know who I think is going to win the WWE championship at Summerslam, I can’t wait” yells JBL. Raw cuts to commercial.

Raw returns from commercial to see the commentators talking about how a match has just been made to the match card of Summerslam. “I just got word that at Summerslam it will be The Uso’s taking on The Real Americans to see who is the number 1 contender for the tag team titles” explains Cole. “What! I cannot wait for Summerslam” answers JBL. The titantron interrupts the commentators and shows Christian holding his head with the doctors checking on him backstage. Alberto Del Rio’s music hits and the crowd boos, he does his usual entrance to the ring with Ricardo saying his name. “Who do you think did that attack to Christian, I think it might be this man Alberto Del Rio” says Cole. “Common Michael this man wouldn’t attack Christian from behind, the refs and doctors would have seen him” JBL answers. The Miz comes out to face Alberto with the crowd chanting “Miz is awesome”. The match starts with Alberto going for Miz’s arm, but Miz kicks Alberto in the rib and starts hitting Alberto in the corner until the count of 5. The ref pulls Miz back and Alberto kicks Miz straight in the ribs, he then irish whips Miz on the ropes and hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker on the Miz. 1…2…Miz kicks out, Alberto goes for the Enzuigiri in the corner but Miz ducks then hits a bulldog on Alberto. Miz hits the running clothesline in the corner on Alberto then goes up to the top rope, Miz goes for an axe handle but Alberto kicks Miz in mid-air then makes Miz tap out to the cross armbreaker.

Alberto Del Rio def. The Miz via submission

When Miz gets to his knees Alberto kicks him in the head again. Alberto doesn’t look like he cares at all, he then performs another kick to the head on Miz. “Someone has got to stop this assault” screams Cole. Alberto gets Miz on his knees and sets up for another kick but Christian’s music hits and he comes running down to the ring, Alberto goes for a kick to Christian but Christian ducks and slaps Alberto, Christian then starts rapidly hitting Alberto then goes for the Killswitch but Alberto pushes Christian and runs out of the ring. Christian grabs a mic, “Cut the music. Alberto just to tell everyone here in Green Bay Wisconsin, that it was you that attacked me backstage and just to let you know. Next time you try to attack me from behind, do a better job because I’m standing right here fine while your holding your head and that title which I’m going to get back at Summerslam”. The crowd pops wildly with Christian’s music playing while Raw goes to commercial.

Raw returns from commercial to see Brad Maddox in his office on the phone with someone. While Brad is talking The Prime Time Players walk in and interrupt him. Brad Maddox says he has to go and hangs up the phone. “Hey guys, what do you want from the best gm ever” says Maddox. “Well we think you have been doing a good job as gm so far, but there is one thing that will make you even better” says Titis O Neil. “And what is that gentlemen” explains Maddox. “Well giving us a shot at the tag team titles” answers Darren Young. “I’m sorry guys but I just cannot do that, you see Vickie already made the match with the Uso’s and The Real Americans for them to see who the number 1 contenders are at Summerslam” tells Maddox. “But Vickie should not be in charge, you are the better gm and you should be making the matches” says Titus. “Your right, at Summerslam you the Prime Time Players will face a tag team of my choosing which you will find out tonight, to see who is the number 1 contenders for the tag team titles at Summerslam” says Maddox. “Thanks man” says Young.

Raw returns to the ring with Jack Swagger in the ring with Zeb Colter and Antonio Cesaro. The Uso’s music hits and they do there entrance with a good pop from the crowd. “This is going to be a very good match, Jack Swagger vs. Jey Uso” explains Lawler. The match starts with Jey ducking Swagger’s clothesline and then Jey hitting a nice dropkick. Jey goes for the pin 1…Swagger kicks out with ease. Jey gets Swagger up and hits a neckbreaker to get a 2 count on Swagger, Swagger bounces of the ropes and hits a football tackle to the knees of Jey. Swagger starts hitting the leg then getting in a leg lock. Jey breaks out of it but Swagger hits Jey with a german suplex. 1…2…Jey kicks out. “Jey needs to comeback and show some fight or this Real American with break his ankle” say JBL. Swagger irish whips Jey into the turnbuckle very hard. Jey goes down stomach first, Swagger then hits a Swagger Bomb on Jey. 1…2…Jey kicks out! Swagger cannot believe it and starts talking to Colter and Cesaro about what just happened. Swagger swings Jey on the ropes and Swagger ducks to hit a back body drop but Jey counters and bounces off the ropes then hits an uppercut while lying on the ground. Jey then comes back with 3 forearm shots and hits a stinger splash, which gets a 2 count. Swagger crawls to the bottom turnbuckle but Jey goes for a running hip attack but Swagger moves out of the way. Swagger hits a side belly to belly. Swagger locks in the Patriot Lock on Jey. “I think Jey is about to tap” says Lawler. Jey is in the middle of the ring, he starts crawling to the ropes but Swagger drags Jey back to the middle of the ring, Jey counters it by rolling and flipping Swagger. Swagger gets back up and runs into a running forearm shot. Jey gets Swagger up and hits a Samoa drop, 1…2…Swagger kicks out. Jey gets Swagger up but Swagger hits Jey hard with a kick to the mid-section. Swagger goes for the Gut Wrench Powerbomb but Jey counters into a school boy pin, 1…2…3! “Jey Uso has beaten Swagger with a wonderful reversal” says JBL. Swagger and the other Real Americans are stunned of what just happened. The crowd is cheering while Raw goes into commercial.

Jey Uso def. Jack Swagger via pinfall

Raw comes back from commercial to see JTG in the ring with a microphone. “I’m issuing a challenge to any idiot who has the guts to face me one on one” says JTG. Kane’s music hit to a loud pop, “WHAT that is Kane, Kane is back and he looks very angry” Cole says. The ref signals and the time keeper ring the bell. Kane hits JTG with a big boot then sets up for the Chokeslam. Kane hits a high devastating Chokeslam, 1…2…3! “That was a quick victory” says Lawler.

Kane def. JTG via pinfall

Alex Riley’s music hits to a surprised reaction from the crowd, Riley gets in the ring with a microphone. “Kane, you need to help me stop the Wyatt Family, you see what they did to me and what they did to you” asks Riley. Kane is staring at Riley, the Wyatt’s appear on the titantron and Bray says “Were here” and blows out the lantern. The Wyatt’s appear on the stage, they walk down slowly to the ring and Bray is standing when he blows out the lantern. The lights come back on to see Erick Rowan and Luke Harper getting in the ring slowly, Bray follows behind. Kane has his back towards the Wyatt’s with his head down. “Kane, you need to understand that we are here for you. We will never do what all those people have done to you. We are family” Bray says happily. Riley tells Kane not to listen to them. Out of nowhere Kane hits Riley with a chokeslam. The crowd is shocked, “What have we just seen” JBL says. Bray is smiling and starts leaving the ring, Rowan and Harper pat Kane on the back which triggers Kane to look up angrily. Kane starts attacking Harper and Rowan, Rowan and Harper fight back but Rowan runs into a big boot from Kane. Kane then irish whips Harper into the ropes and hits a DDT. Harper and Rowan roll out of the ring with Bray looking half happy and half angry. “You choose the hard way man” Bray states. Raw cuts to commercial with the crowd cheering.

Raw comes back to commercial with Primo in the ring with Epico out at ringside. Sheamus’s music hits to a very loud pop from the crowd. Sheamus does his usual entrance looking very excited. Sheamus grabs a mic, “You all saw what that fella Ryback did to me body last week on Raw, he Shellshocked me from the top rope. I will give that fella some credit, but I’m going to be more impressive here tonight, just wait and see fella’s. The match starts with Primo hitting an arm drag on Sheamus then posing. Epico and Primo look very confident, Sheamus starts clapping then hits a running forehand shot to Primo, Primo gets up and Sheamus hits White Noise on Primo. Sheamus goes to the corner and starts chanting “Brogue, Brogue, Brogue” with the crowd. Primo gets up and walks into a Brogue kick by Sheamus, Sheamus goes for the cover then stops and throws Primo to the ropes. Primo bounces of the ropes and runs into another Brogue kick. Sheamus goes to the corner and waits around 30 seconds before Primo gets up and Sheamus hits a third Brogue kick which looks like the most brutal out of the three. Sheamus covers, 1…2…3!

Sheamus def. Primo via pinfall

Sheamus starts celebrating in the ring, “That might be just as impressive as Ryback’s Shellshock from last week” admits JBL. Sheamus turns around and gets hit by a huge spear by the Big Show, “That would fell like getting hit with a truck” says Lawler. Show gets Sheamus up and hits a Chokeslam on Sheamus. Sheamus looks like he just got hit by a train. Show is about to leave the ring but stops and turns around, Epico is still checking out his partner Primo, Epico turns around and Show hits a fierce WMD on Epico. “I think I just saw some of Epico’s teeth just fly out” says JBL. Raw cuts to commercial with Big Show stunning the WWE Universe.

Raw returns to see the Prime Time Players in the ring with a microphone. “Okay Brad tell us who our opponents at Summerslam are going to be” says Darren Young. Brad Maddox comes out looking very cocky. “Well hello WWE Universe, you are looking great. Anyway down to business, Darren, Titus you two will be facing Sin Cara” yells Maddox! Cara comes out with his mask on, the crowd gives him a positive response. “Oh I almost forgot, his tag team partner is Rey Mysterio” screams Maddox! Rey comes out to a very loud ovation, the crowd starts chanting “Welcome Back”! “Yes one more thing, Darren you will be facing Rey Mysterio next on Raw” says Maddox. Raw cuts to another quick commercial.

Raw returns to see Darren having Rey in a chin lock. Rey is in there for a good minute but then fights back with a quick reversal pin. 1…2…Darren kicks out, Rey hits a scissors DDT on Darren. Rey doges Darren’s punches then hits a Hurricianrana on Darren into the corner turnbuckle, Rey goes for a DDT from the corner but Darren reverses and then hits a running knee attack to Rey. Darren hits a nice snapmare suplex on Rey. Darren gets a two count on Rey, Darren throws Rey outside and then Darren distracts the ref. While Darren is distracting the ref Titus is kicking and throws Rey into the steel steps very hard. Sin Cara jumps on the steel steps then takes out Titus by hitting a crossbody. Cara and Titus are both down and out. Rey gets back into the ring and after Darren is finished combing his hair and gets Rey on his shoulders and goes for the Gut Check but Rey reverses by hitting a Hurricianrana into the second ropes. Rey hits the 619 then hits a body splash while Darren is down. The ref counts with the crowd, 1…2…3! “Rey wins on his first match on Raw for over 3 months” says Lawler. Sin Cara comes back into the ring and starts celebrating with Rey and the crowd while Monday Night Raw heads into commercial.

Rey Mysterio def. Darren Young via pinfall

Raw comes back from commercial to see Seth Rollins from The Shield in the ring by himself waiting for his opponent. Randy Orton’s music hits and he comes out to a loud pop from the crowd. Before the match Orton has a little stare down with Rollins before Orton does his corner pose to make all the cameras come out. The match starts off with both men testing out holds, Rollins springs off the ropes but Orton hits a shoulder block on Rollins. Rollins gets up and launches of the ropes but Orton lay down on mat, Rollins jumps over Orton then bounces of the opposite ropes. Orton hits a nice dropkick, which gets a 2 count. Rollins gets up and runs into a clothesline by Orton, Rollins escapes outside the ring. Orton goes to hit another clothesline on Rollins but Rollins ducks then hits a nasty neckbreaker. Rollins rolls back into the ring with Orton, Rollins gets a two count on Orton. Orton goes on his knees then Rollins hits a running knee strike. 1…2…Orton kicks out. Rollins starts kicking and hitting Orton, he gets Orton up and hits a backbreaker on Orton. 1…2…Orton kicks out to the crowds delight. Rollins throws Orton into the corner, Rollins then runs at Orton and runs into a big boot by Orton, Orton then hits an inverted headlock backbreaker. “Here comes the Apex predator” says Cole. Orton gets Rollins on the second ropes then hits a DDT. Orton sets up for the RKO. “Everyone here is on their feet” JBL states. Orton goes for the RKO but Rollins throws Orton off then Orton clutches his shoulder very tightly. Orton is on his knees, Rollins goes on the top rope and hits a diving high knee. Rollins covers, 1…2…3! “This kid, Seth Rollins has just picked up a huge win against a third generation superstar” yells JBL. “I think there is something wrong with Orton’s shoulder” says Lawler.

Seth Rollins def. Randy Orton via pinfall

Raw returns to the announce table, “There was some bad news for Randy Orton during commercial, Randy had to be carried out into an ambulance clutching his shoulder” says Michael Cole. “Yeah Randy has had a lot of problems with his collar bone” states Lawler.

Raw cuts backstage to Josh Mathews. “I’m here with Cody Rhodes, Cody what is your response after all these attacks by you and Damien” asks Mathews. “Well, I just wanted to say, he needs to hold on to that briefcase for as long as he can until. You know what, everyone will find out on Smackdown what is going to happen between Damien and I” tells Cody.

Raw cuts to the ring with A.J Lee and Big E Langston in it. “You see, Dolph has made my life a living hell since he has broken up with me, but the thing is I will never need Dolph again because I have Biggie” explains A.J. Dolph Ziggler’s music cuts and comes out with Kaitlyn to a nice pop. “You see babe, you cost me my match on Smackdown, which is all you did when we were together. Making mistakes! Anyway just to let you and Big E know that I’m here to wreck your little party” comments Ziggler. The ref calls for the bell in this mix tag team match, Kaitlyn and A.J are in the ring first. Kaitlyn grabs A.J’s hair and throws her across the ring. A.J then rolls out of the ring and pulls Ziggler off the apron, Ziggler and A.J began to look at each other than A.J slaps Ziggler very hard, A.J turns around and runs into a clothesline from Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn goes for the pin inside the ring. 1…2…A.J kicks out, Ziggler asks for the tag, Kaitlyn tags Ziggler in then Ziggler runs and hits Big E who doesn’t even get a chance to get in the ring. Big E falls and hits the barricade, Ziggler goes outside then rolls Big E back into the ring. Big E throws Ziggler in mid-air which causes Ziggler to land on his stomach. Big E hits 3 backbreakers on Ziggler then tags in A.J, A.J starts kicking Ziggler. A.J turns around and Kaitlyn hits a big spear, 1…2…3! Kaitlyn rolls out of the ring while Big E gets into the ring looking angry. Ziggler is dazed but still celebrates with Kaitlyn. “Kaitlyn and Ziggler get revenge” states Cole. Raw cuts to commercial.

Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn def. Big E Langston and A.J Lee via pinfall

Raw returns from commercial, “I just heard that Mark Henry is going to be on TV on Smackdown for the first time since the Shield’s attack” say Lawler. Curtis Axel’s music hits and he comes out with Paul Heyman, they get a lot off boo’s. “My client’s Curtis Axel and Brock Lesnar are here to do professional business and that business is to demonstrate to you hypercritical people that they are the most prevailing tag team ever to step foot in the WWE ring” states Heyman. Brock Lesnar’s music hits to send chills up the WWE universes spines, Brock comes out looking angry. “Here is the beast” says JBL. RVD’s music hits to a loud standing ovation, the crowd and RVD chant’s with Justin Roberts saying Rob Van Dam. RVD stays at the outside off the ring waiting for the BEST IN THE WORLD. CM Punk’s music hits to a loud endorsement of cheers. Punk comes out and states that it is clobbering time. Punk and RVD enter the ring shaking hands with each other, RVD and Axel start the match. RVD hits Axel with a couple off forehand shots then throws Axel on the ropes, RVD does the splits while Axel jumps over him and bounces off the opposite ropes but RVD puts both off his legs up and Axel goes flying over. RVD gets up and hits Axel with a standing high kick, RVD hits Axel with a monkey flip in the corner then gets a two count on Axel. RVD tags in Punk and Punk hits a nice leg drop on Axel, Punk throws Axel in the corner then hits a running knee and a clothesline. 1…2…Axel kicks out, Punk goes for the GTS but Axel reverses it into a nice dropkick. Axel goes for the tag but Punk pulls Axel back into Punk’s corner and tags in RVD. RVD springs from the outside landing a nice leg drop. RVD then goes for a standing moonsault but Axel moves out of the way then hits a DDT. Axel crawls and tags Lesnar in, RVD hits Lesnar with a couple of kicks to the leg and punches to the head then springs off the ropes going for a crossbody, Lesnar catches RVD then hits a nice body breaker. Lesnar gets RVD up and hits a perfect belly to belly suplex, Brock then hits 3 powerbombs in a row. Instead of covering RVD he puts RVD on his shoulders, Lesnar goes for the F-5 but RVD kicks Lesnar’s face in mid-air. RVD then hits another kick to Lesnar, RVD springs off the ropes and hits Lesnar with a kick to the head. Axel tags himself in and hits RVD with a running forearm shot to the head. Axel says he has got this to Lesnar and Heyman, Axel turns around and Punk kicks Axel to the head. Punk was tagged in while Axel was talking. Punk hits the GTS out of nowhere then runs and kicks Lesnar on the apron, Lesnar falls off onto the floor. Punk tags RVD in and RVD goes up on the top rope, RVD hits the Five Star Frog Splash on Axel. As RVD gets to his knees clutching his stomach, Lesnar out of nowhere hits RVD with a steel chair.

Rob Van Dam and CM Punk def. Curtis Axel and Brock Lesnar via disqualification

The ref rings the bell, Punk comes in the ring and grabs the chair off Lesnar then hits Lesnar in the head. Punk goes to hits Heyman but Heyman runs away, Punk turns around and walks into a massive slam by Lesnar, Lesnar then hits Punk with a massive powerbomb on the steel chair. Lesnar gets RVD on his shoulders and hits a colossal F-5 on RVD. Lesnar then gets Punk on his shoulders then hits an explosive F-5 on the steel chair on Punk. “Lesnar has snapped” says Cole. Lesnar starts doing his little jog then hopes out of the ring, the crowd is booing the hell out of Lesnar while he is smiling on the top of the ramp. Paul Heyman is checking on Axel with carnage in the ring around Heyman. Raw ends with Lesnar smiling at what he just accomplished and Heyman looks at Lesnar, Lesnar then winks at Heyman.

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Main Event

Main Event kicks off with the crowd in Houston Texas cheering loudly. R-Truth’s music hits and the crowd pop, Truth sings his way to the ring. His opponent is Curtis Axel, Axel is joined by Paul Heyman making his way down to the ring. Both men start things up with grapple holds seeing who gets the upperhand with things. Truth gets the advantage with a headlock but Axel pushes Truth away then Axel goes to Heyman for advice. Axel asks Truth to challenge him to a test of strength, Truth accepts. Axel kicks Truth in the stomach then gets in a few punches which Truth falls to the mat from. Axel looks very cocky, Axel goes for a clothesline but Truth ducks, Axel then hits a clothesline from behind. Axel gets a two count from the move, Axel pushes Truth in the corner and starts working on Truth’s ribs while the ref counts to 5. Axel stops then hits a good boot to the face off Truth. Axel hits a belly to belly suplex. 1…2…Truth kicks out. ”Truth still alive in this contest” says Josh Mathews. Axel talks to Heyman saying what does he have to do to pin Truth, Heyman responses saying do the Perfect-Plex. Axel goes for it but Truth fights back with some nice shots to the head off Axel, Truth hits a hip toss on Axel. Truth does the splits then goes for the Corkscrew scissors kick but Axel moves out of the way then hits a hard dropkick to Truth. Axel covers, 1…2…Truth kicks out. Axel goes for Turning Heads but Truth counters with Little Jimmy. “That has got to be it” asks Miz. 1…2…Axel kicks out and everyone is shocked including Heyman. Truth starts talking to himself then starts yelling at the ref. Truth turns around and Axel hits The Axe Driver on Truth. 1…2…3! “Curtis Axel has just beaten R-Truth in a wonderful fashion” states Mathews. Heyman and Axel celebrate in the ring, Heyman grabs a microphone.

Curtis Axel def. R-Truth via pinfall

“All you individuals just witnessed a pure defeat from the hands of my client Curtis Axel. Now I know things didn’t go as planned on Raw, things were even better than what I thought they would be like. Brock Lesnar demolished CM Punk and Rob Van Dam, he annihilated them which stunned all you pathetic people. But on Smackdown I know I have chosen my client Curtis Axel’s opponent for Summerslam, you will all see on Smackdown.” Heyman explains. Main Event cuts to commercial with the crowd booing.


Main Event returns from commercial to the announce table with Mathews and The Miz. “You just heard it then Miz, Paul Heyman is going to tell the world who Curtis Axel’s opponent is” says Mathews. “Yes I cannot wait” answers Miz. Fandango’s music hits and he comes down to the ring dancing with Summer Rae. Fandango’s opponent is Justin Gabriel who comes out to a loud pop. “Our Main Event is after this match, Wade Barret will take on Zack Ryder” says Mathews. The two lock up and Fandango pushes Justin over then Fandango starts dancing to the crowds delight. The crowd start Fandangoing and Justin hits Fandango with a kick out of nowhere. Fandango rolls out of the ring then Summer Rae jumps in front of Fandango and yells at Justin on the outside. Justin tells Summer to move, and then Fandango hits a boot to the face to Justin who goes down on the outside hard. Fandango rolls Justin in the ring while Main Event goes to commercial. Main Event returns to see Fandango hitting Justin in the corner. Fandango springs off the ropes, Justin ducks a kick from Fandango and hits Fandango with a hip toss which sends Fandango over the ropes onto the mat outside. Fandango gets up at 7 then turns around, Justin hits a suicide dive on Fandango. Justin rolls Fandango back in the ring, Justin covers and gets a 2 count. Justin puts Fandango in the corner then goes for a monkey flip but Fandango grabs Justin’s knees then slams Justin’s head into the turnbuckle. Fandango gets a two count, Fandango gets up on the second rope then hits a diving knee drop. 1…2…Justin kicks out. “I cannot believe what we just witnessed” says Mathews. Fandango dances and goes up to the tope rope, Fandango goes for the diving leg drop but Justin moves out of the way. Justin hits an STO then goes up top, Justin hits the 450 splash. 1…2…3! “Justin Gabriel has beaten Fandango in a good contest” states Miz.

Justin Gabriel def. Fandango via pinfall

Main Event cuts to commercial. Main Event returns to see Zack Ryder coming out to a loud exciting pop in which himself and the crowd chant “Woo woo woo”. Wade Barret comes out to boos. The match starts with Barret punching Ryder in the ribs then to the back of the head. Barret gets Ryder on the second ropes, Ryder kicks Barret away and hits a nice missile dropkick. 1…2…Barret kicks out. Ryder hits a nice facebuster on Barret, then gets Barret on the ropes and hits a suplex bouncing of the ropes. Ryder gets on the top rope and cheers with the crowd, Barret slides Ryder’s legs off the turnbuckle causing Ryder to hit the corner hard. Barret gets Ryder on the top turnbuckle then knees Ryder rapidity. Barret puts Ryder in the corner then goes for a big boot but Ryder ducks causing Barret’s leg to go over the ropes. Ryder hits Barret with a corner elbow smash which gets Barret leaning on the bottom turnbuckle. Ryder chants with the crowd, “Woo, woo, woo”. Ryder hits the broski boot then covers Barret. 1…2…Barret kicks out. Ryder gets Barret in position for Rough Ryder, Ryder goes for it but Barret counters into Waste Land. Barret moves down his elbow pad then sets up for his Bullhamer. Ryder gets up and turns around and Barret smashes a cruel Bullhamer elbow to Ryder. The referee counts 1…2…3! “Barret wins in our Main Event” closes Mathews. “Thank you for being with us, we will see you next week” says Miz. Main Event ends with Barret celebrating while the crowd is booing.

Wade Barret def. Zack Ryder via pinfall


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Sorry guys, I will be skiping Smackdown this week and working on Summerslam.


Also Main Event wont be on anymore, I will just be doing Raw, Smackdown and PPV's.


The match card for Summerslam is:

Bray Wyatt vs Kane in a steel cage match

Daniel Bryan vs John Cena for the WWE Championship

CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar

Kickoff: Deam Ambrose vs RVD for Uited States Championship

Cody Rhodes vs Damien Sandow for the Money In The Bank briefcase

Big E Langston vs Dolph Ziggler

Layla vs Natalya for number 1 contender for Divas championship

Christian vs Alberto Del Rio for World Heavyweight Championship

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Summerslam

Summerslam starts with Michael Cole welcoming the viewers, also he states that he is with the hall of famer Jerry the king Lawler and the legend JBL. The cameras scan the Staples centre in Los Angeles. Big E Langston’s music hits and he comes out with A.J Lee to the crowd mildly booing them. Big E looks very confident waiting for Ziggler, Dolph Ziggler comes out with Kaitlyn to a nice big pop. The two superstars lock up with Big E easily getting the advantage and throwing Ziggler half way across the ring. Ziggler gets up and starts hitting Big E, Big E grabs Ziggler’s hand then lifts Ziggler above his shoulders, Ziggler jumps behind Big E then slaps Big E on the back of the head. Ziggler runs out of the ring then starts doing the Ric Flair walk, Big E looks angry and runs after Ziggler out of the ring. Ziggler gets into the ring, Big E slides after him. Ziggler hits a beautiful dropkick to the face of Big E. Ziggler covers and gets a 1. Ziggler keeps on kicking Big E when he tries to get up. Ziggler hits a jumping DDT on Big E, Ziggler hits two jumping elbow drops then flicks his hair back and does a third and big jumping elbow drop. Ziggler covers, 1…2…Big E kicks out. “Ziggler has been in control most of this match” says Michael Cole. Ziggler hits a sleeper on Big E, Big E fades and the ref puts Big E’s hand up and his hand falls down. He does it a second time and the exact same thing happens, the third time Big E grabs Ziggler and throws Ziggler causing Ziggler to slid, Ziggler runs at Big E but Big E hits a big back body drop. Ziggler gets up and Big E hits a running body splash on Ziggler. Big E throws Ziggler in the corner and goes to hit a running body splash but Ziggler puts his leg up. Ziggler hits the Zig Zag out of nowhere with the crowd exploding. Ziggler covers, but the ref is distracted by A.J Lee who is arguing with the ref. Ziggler moves the ref out of the way and starts’ yelling at A.J. Kaitlyn pulls A.J down from the apron and they start fighting. Ziggler looking upset, turns around and Big E gets Ziggler up on his shoulders and hits the Big Ending. The ref counts, 1…2…3! “Big E Langston has just pulled up a huge win against Dolph Ziggler” tells JBL. “Nice match” says Lawler. Big E and A.J celebrate on the stage smiling at an upset Kaitlyn and Dolph Ziggler.

Big E Langston and A.J Lee def. Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn via pinfall

The cameras go to the announce table with the commentators. “What an opening match to start the second biggest pay per view of the year” states JBL. “Yes and now it is time for, Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Championship” tells Michael Cole. Christian’s music hits and the crowd erupts, he comes out doing his poses and looking at the crowd. Christian gets in the ring and everyone goes quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Alberto’s music hits and everyone boo’s the hell out of him, he comes out with a nice Bentley. Ricardo says Alberto’s name which no one could really hear because of the crowd’s booing. “This crowd is red hot for Christian” states Jerry. The two lock up but Alberto quickly lets go and walks out of the ring yelling at the ref to make Christian back away. The crowd boos Alberto, Alberto gets in the ring fast trying to attack Christian but Christian hits a huge slap on Alberto. Alberto rolls out of the ring and Ricardo checks if Alberto is ok. Christian waits for Alberto to get back in the ring, Alberto takes his time. Alberto gets in the ring and hits a hard kick to Christian’s leg and then Christian answers back with a hard slap causing Alberto to go outside the ring again. Christian has had enough and runs out of the ring and grabs Alberto’s hair and throws him back into the ring. Ricardo tries to stop Christian but Christian slaps Ricardo, and then throws Ricardo into the barrier. Christian rolls back into the ring and Alberto hits a very hard kick to Christian’s arm, Alberto keeps and attack Christian with kicks in the corner. The ref tells Alberto to stop then Alberto runs at Christian and hits a knee to the face of Christian. Alberto gets Christian on the ropes and starts to slap Christian in the back of the head, Alberto kicks the ropes and Christian’s head goes bouncing off the ropes. Alberto starts posing while the crowd boos him, Christian crawls to the other ropes and Alberto sets him up for something. Alberto hits multiple forearm shots to Christian’s back then hits a double knee backbreaker to Christian which looked very painful. Alberto covers, 1…2…Christian kicks out! Alberto kicks Christian in the ribs then starts yelling at the crowd. Alberto turns around and Christian goes for the spear but Alberto moves out of the way triggering Christian to bounce off the ropes and Alberto hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Alberto covers 1…2…Christian kicks out again. Alberto gets Christian on his shoulders and drops Christian right down on Alberto’s knees. 1…2…Christian kicks out. “Christian is not going out without a fight” tells JBL. Alberto yells at Christian telling him to stay down. Alberto waits for Christian to get to his knees, Alberto then sets up for the superkick. Alberto goes for it but Christian reverses it into a small package, 1…2…Alberto kicks out and immediately goes on the attack on Christian. Alberto slings Christian into the turnbuckle then starts to run at Christian. Christian hits the pendulum kick to Alberto then goes up top. Christian hits a cross body splash, 1…2…Alberto kicks out. Alberto gets up and runs into a loud slap by Christian, Christian hits a couple of forearm shots then Alberto goes and leans on the second rope. Christian stands on Alberto’s shoulders and starts choking Alberto, Christian jumps over the ropes onto the mat outside. Christian slaps Alberto then gets back into the ring, Alberto lifts Christian up but Christian counters with a nice DDT. Instead of going for the pin Christian goes to the corner and sets up for the spear. The crowd chant “Spear, spear, spear”. Christian goes for it but Alberto counters with a belly to belly suplex. Christian gets on his knees and Alberto hits a nasty superkick to Christian’s head. “That’s got to be it” says Cole. 1…2…Christian kicks out just. The crowd cheer, Alberto looks surprised, upset and angry at the same time. Alberto looks at Ricardo, Ricardo signals for the cross armbreaker. Alberto starts slapping his wrist saying Si. Alberto locks in the cross armbreaker but then Christian rolls Alberto up. 1…2…Alberto kicks out then goes for a kick to the head but Christian ducks. Christian bounces off the ropes and hits a massive spear on Alberto. 1…2…Alberto kicks out! Christian goes to set up for another spear but Ricardo jumps up on the apron and yells at the referee. Christian goes to hit Ricardo but Ricardo ducks and Alberto goes for a running strike when Christian turns around. Christian moves out of the way and Alberto runs and hits Ricardo who bounces into the barrier. Alberto turns around and Christian hits the Killswitch. 1…2…3! The crowd erupt with chanting USA! “Christian has finally done it, Christian is World Champion again” states Michael Cole. “What a match and a well-earned victory for Christian” says Jerry. “Christian has been dreaming of this moment since he was a kid” tells JBL.

Christian def. Alberto Del Rio via pinfall, New World heavyweight champion

Christian goes outside the ring and celebrates with the crowd. Christian gets a huge positive reaction and he looks very happy to be a 3 time World Heavyweight Champion. Ricardo is in the ring with Alberto looking upset, Alberto looks fine then out of nowhere he kicks Ricardo right in the face. Alberto starts kicking Ricardo, Alberto throws Ricardo very hard into the barricade then into the steal steps. Alberto grabs a chair then hits Ricardo very hard right in the head. Alberto sets up a table on top of the bottom steal steps. Alberto grabs Ricardo and throws Ricardo from the top rope through the table crashing into the steel steps. The crowd boo abruptly. Summerslam cuts to an ad about Night of Champions.


The commentators show us how Dean Ambrose retained his title. RVD was going for the frog splash when The Shield’s music hit and RVD got distracted, Dean then hit his Headlock driver and got the pin. Layla’s music hits and she comes out to a decent pop. Natalya comes out next to a bigger pop. The two shake hands and start the match, Natalya hits a nice arm drag on Layla then Natalya hits a couple of shoulder blocks. The two battle to see who gets the momentum, Layla comes out with it then hits Natalya with her booty. She gets a two count, Layla goes for a kick to the head but Natalya ducks then hits a running bulldog on Layla. Natalya gets Layla on the top rope and the crowd cheers, Natalya hits a suplex from the top rope. Natalya covers 1…2…Layla kicks out. Natalya locks in the Sharpshooter and Layla is in the middle of the ring. A.J’s music hits and the crowd is stunned, “What is this wacko doing out here” says Michael. A.J skips around the ring then jumps up on the apron and yells at Natalya, Natalya releases the hold then grabs A.J’s hair, and Layla rolls Natalya up. 1…2…3! Layla wins then runs out of the ring and starts hugging A.J. They get to the top of the stage and smile and skip away backstage. The crowd boo and Natalya looks very upset.

Layla def. Natalya via pinfall, Number 1 contender

Summerslam returns from a 5 hour energy ad and the staff have the steel cage set up. “Are you guys ready” says JBL. Bray Wyatt comes out with the Wyatt Family to Broken Out in Love. Bray blows out the lantern and when the lights come back on the whole Wyatt family is in the ring. Bray Wyatt has a mic in his hands, “Kane, you chose the hard way, so I will give you the very hard way. But the thing all you people need to believe is that monsters are real. Kane, nah man. You’re just a human being, while we are the true monsters that are left to do what we do.” Kane’s firework hits on the stage, Kane comes out and stands at the top of the stage with a microphone in hand. “Bray Wyatt, you just said I was no monster, you couldn’t be more wrong. I’m the Devils favourite demon. I’m going to prove that tonight, that that’s no punch line, that’s a statement.” Kane says. Kane starts walking to the ring and Rowan and Harper jump out of the ring to attack Kane. Rowan gets a big boot by Kane and Harper gets a clothesline then throw-in into the steel. Kane gets in the ring angrily then shuts the door behind him. The ref locks it and keeps the key on him, it is just Bray vs. Kane without any Wyatt Family. The two bulls lock up but Kane throws Bray away. Bray realizes what he got himself into and tries to climb the cage to escape. Kane grabs his foot and pulls him down, Bray bounces off the ropes and runs into a big boot by Kane. Kane starts laughing, Kane grabs Bray and starts rubbing Bray’s head against the steel. Rowan and Harper try to rip open the cage door but they are unsuccessful at doing that. Kane irish whips Bray then hits a big back body drop. Bray punches Kane in the gut then Kane looks down and hits a running dropkick to the face of Bray. Kane bounces Bray into the turnbuckle, Bray moves out of the way when Kane goes for the clothesline. Bray hits a running clothesline to Kane. Bray throws Kane, Kane bounces off the steel and falls down. Bray sprints off the ropes and hits a big splash on Kane. Bray covers, 1…2…Kane kicks out. Bray gets Kane into the corner and starts punching Kane in the head while standing over Kane. On the eighth punch, Kane reverses it and powerbombs Bray. Bray gets to the corner and Kane hits a running clothesline then hits a sidewalk slam. Kane sets up for the Chokeslam, “Don’t get up Bray, you’re not going to like the view” says Lawler. Kane hits a massive Chokeslam to Bray. The Wyatt’s are trying to get in but they can’t. Kane does the Tombstone signal, Kane goes for the Tombstone but Bray gets out of it and throws Kane into the steel. Bray tells the ref to open the door, the ref opens it but Kane hits a Chokeslam on Bray. 1…2…The Wyatt’s drag the ref out of the ring and start attacking Kane. The steel cage starts to get raised, Kane throws both Rowan and Harper out of the ring. Kane does his corner pyro, but the ring apron catches on fire and Rowan and Harper cannot get through. Kane starts laughing and turns around, Bray hits Sister Abigail and the lights turn off. When the lights turn back on The Wyatt Family and Kane are gone. They show another Night of Champions preview.

No contest

The cameras go up to the panellists, Shawn Michaels, Booker T and Vicki Gurrero. They talk about what a show it has been and how strange that ending was to that match. “It is time for the Beast vs. Best match” states Cole. “I cannot wait” says JBL.”I just got informed that the match will be a no DQ match” says Lawler. Brock Lesnar’s music hits and he comes out with Paul Heyman looking like a beast as always. CM Punk comes out with a cane. The two stare at each other for 1 minute, the ref rings the bell and the two charges at each other. Punk goes to hit Lesnar with the cane but Lesnar grabs the cane and throws Punk away causing Punk to roll away. Lesnar looks at Punk and snaps the cane in half with his leg then throws the two pieces out of the ring. Paul Heyman starts laughing, Punk goes to kick Lesnar but Lesnar grabs his foot and starts laughing and throws Punk away. “CM Punk looks very angry that Lesnar is not taking him seriously” pronounces Lawler. Punk charges at Lesnar and starts hitting Lesnar in the corner, Punk hits a running knee to Lesnar but Lesnar stays up in the corner, Punk goes for another one but Lesnar catches him. Punk then hits multiple elbows to the face so Lesnar can drop him. Punk hits a bulldog on Lesnar then starts to go outside the ring. Punk gets a steel chair and looks at Heyman, Punk starts to chase Heyman. Heyman runs into the ring and Punk follows. Punk runs right into a massive clothesline for Lesnar. Lesnar now looks pissed, “Punk just has awoken the beast” states JBL. Lesnar grabs the steel chair and starts hitting Punk really hard with the steel chair. Lesnar throws Punk into the corner, Punk rebounds into Lesnar causing Lesnar to hit a belly to belly suplex. Punk goes flying out of the ring onto the mat outside. The crowd is stunned, Lesnar goes outside the ring and starts jogging. Lesnar goes under the ring and pulls out a table. Lesnar walks with the table near the announce table. Punk starts hitting Lesnar with one of the pieces of the cane before Lesnar has time to set up the table. Lesnar gets his head smashed into the announce table hard. Lesnar then gets thrown into the ring post and Lesnar goes down. Punk throws the table case of the Spanish announce table and starts to clear it. Punk goes after Heyman but then realises that he needs to focus on Lesnar. Punk turns around and Lesnar throws Punk over the ring announcer’s barricade. The crowd are chanting “holly shit”. Lesnar sets up the wooden table at the gap between the main announce table and the ring. Lesnar grabs Punk and goes for a belly to belly through the wooden table on Punk. Punk jumps over Lesnar then slides under the table. Punk and Lesnar stare at each other trying to figure out who will strike first. Paul Heyman comes from behind and hits Punk in the back of the head. Lesnar drags Punk to his side of the wooden table then hits an enormous spinebuster on punk through the wooden table. “OMG what a spinebuster, I think Punk is out of it” says Cole. Lesnar gets Punk up on his shoulders and throws him into the ring. Lesnar does his big jump on the apron then gets into the ring. Lesnar covers Punk, 1…2…Punk kicks out and the crowd cheer. Lesnar and Heyman cannot believe it. Lesnar screams then goes outside the ring to get a wooden baseball bat. Lesnar gets into the ring with the bat and waits for Punk to get up. Lesnar hits Punk in the ribs then Lesnar drops the bat. Lesnar gets Punk onto his shoulders. Lesnar goes for the F-5 but Punk reverses it into a DDT. Punk puts his arm over Lesnar, 1…2…Lesnar kicks out. Punk gets to his feet after one minute, Lesnar goes to the corner and stands there. Punk hits a running knee, Punk goes back then hits another running knee. Punk hits a clothesline on Lesnar. Punk covers Lesnar, 1…2…Lesnar kicks out. Punk goes outside the ring onto the apron and waits for Lesnar to get up and turn around. Punk jumps and goes for the springboard clothesline but Lesnar throws a steel chair at Punk. Both Lesnar and Punk are down, Lesnar gets up first and goes outside to get another steel chair. Lesnar sets up this chair into the top and second turnbuckle. Lesnar then throws Punk over the top rope onto the floor in front of the Spanish announce table. Lesnar gets Punk on his shoulders looking like he is going to hit the F-5 through the announce table. “Lesnar is not going to do this” shouts JBL. Punk reverses it then hits a nice kick to the head of Lesnar. Lesnar gets on the announce table. Punk goes to the top rope and does his elbow drop signal pointing up. “Watch out” screams Lawler. Punk hits an elbow drop to Lesnar, they both go through the Spanish announce table. After about three minutes Punk throws Lesnar in the ring and covers Lesnar. 1…2…Lesnar kicks out. “This beast is not going to stay down” speaks JBL. Punk grabs the bat, Punk then looks at Heyman and starts chasing Heyman. Heyman trips over the steel steps and Punk has the bat in hand. Just before Punk can hit Heyman, Lesnar hits a suicide dive on Punk. “I have never seen Lesnar do that before” tells Cole. Lesnar throws Punk into the ring and Lesnar checks on Heyman. Lesnar gets back into the ring and Punk hits Lesnar with the bat to the head then gets Lesnar on Punk’s shoulders. Punk hits the GTS on Lesnar. The ref counts, 1…2…Heyman breaks the count by jumping on punk and hitting Punk. Punk grabs Heyman then Curtis Axel comes down to the ring. Punk sidesteps Axel and Punk throws Axel outside hitting the steel steps really hard. Paul goes to hit Punk with the baseball bat but Punk grabs the bat and throws it outside the ring. Punk throws Heyman through the steel chair set up in the turnbuckle. Punk turns around and Lesnar hits the F-5 on Punk. 1…2…Punk kicks out to the surprise of everyone. “Brock Lesnar has no one left to help him out” states Lawler. Lesnar goes to lock in the Kimura lock on Punk. “If Lesnar gets this fully locked in, it is it for Punk” says Cole. Punk reverses the Kimura lock and gets the Anaconda Vise locked in on Lesnar. Lesnar looks like he might tap. Lesnar grabs Punk’s arm and picks Punk up, Lesnar goes to slam Punk but Punk hits a DDT. Punk goes towards the steel chair in the ring, Punk sets it up in a seating position. Lesnar gets up and Punk goes for the GTS on the chair. But Lesnar counters and hits an enormous F-5 to Punk on the seated steel chair. Lesnar covers Punk, 1…2…3! The crowd are stunned at what they just witnessed. “The Beast is the Best” states JBL. “What a match” Lawler and Cole answer. Brock carries Heyman out with him. The crowd chant “That was awesome”. After about 5 minutes Punk gets up and leaves to a standing applause from everyone in the arena. Summerslam goes to a 5 hour energy commercial.

Brock Lesnar def. CM Punk via pinfall

Summerslam comes back to the announce table. “What a Summerslam this has been gentleman” says JBL. “Yes now it is time for the winner gets briefcase match” states Cole. Damien Sandow comes out with his briefcase and he is looking very happy despite his briefcase is on the line. “Silence, before I have this contest against my “former” best friend Cody Rhodes, I just have to say. Silence, you morons need to pay attention. Now, I promise that I will not lose to a family member of Dumb and Dumber” speaks Damien Sandow. Cody Rhodes music hits and down Cody comes looking very focused. The bell rings and Damien kicks Cody right in the stomach, Damien then starts to assault Cody with vicious punches. Cody gets into the corner but Damien still starts hitting Cody. The ref counts to 4 and Damien stops. “I guess this is Damien’s revenge after these attacks by Rhodes” says Cole. Cody punches Damien right in the face and goes for Cross Rhodes straight away. Damien pushes Cody away then Cody hits a clothesline on Damien. Cody hits a nice kick, Cody then hits a good suplex to Damien. Cody quickly goes for the cover and gets a 2 count. Cody gets Damien up and throws him at the turnbuckle, Cody starts punching Damien and the crowd count to ten. Cody then stops and Damien falls over. Cody waits for Damien to get up and Cody goes for the Disaster Kick but Damien ducks it. Damien hits a running elbow to Cody. Damien hits running neck breaker. Damien covers, 1…2…Cody kicks out. Sandow hits the Terminus and hits the elbow of Disdain. Sandow covers, 1…2…Cody kicks out and the crowd cheer. Sandow gets Cody up and Cody performs a small package, 1…2…Sandow kicks out. Cody hits a huge DDT on Damien. Cody covers 1…2….Damien kicks out. Damien gets up and Cody hits the Disaster Kick. 1…2…Damien kicks out to the crowds disbelief. Cody waits for Sandow to get up and Cody gets Sandow in position for Cross-Rhodes. Damien reverses it and hits the M14. 1…2…3! “Damien wins and keeps his briefcase. They go to a Slim Jim commercial.

Damien Sandow def. Cody Rhodes via pinfall, Mr Money and The Bank

The cameras go up to the panel with Shawn Michaels, Booker T and Vicki Gurrero. “What a match” says Vicki. “Yes, now it’s time for the main event of the biggest show of the summer. John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan” says Shawn. “Who do you think will win, I personally think that John Cena will pull up victorious because not only have I been in the ring with Cena. But he is an 11 time World champion” articulates Booker. “Well I don’t know with this one, you got the champ and the goat” says Vicki. “Well I know who I’m going for, Daniel Bryan. I trained the man, so he knows everything that I know in the ring. He will be victorious tonight” states Shawn. Daniel Bryan’s music hits and he comes out to the biggest pop of the night. The crowd and Bryan chant yes while he goes to the ring. Bryan is waiting in the ring and all you can hear is the crowd booing waiting for Cena. Cena’s music hits and the crowd boo the hell out of him, about 30% are cheering for Cena. The ref Charles Robinson grabs the WWE title and hangs it up for everyone to see. “Introducing first, from Aberdeen Washington weighing in at 210 lb.’s. Daniel Bryan” says Justin Roberts. Bryan and the crowd chant yes yes yes. “Now the WWE champion from West Newbury Massachusetts, weighing in at 251 lb.’s. John Cena” shouts Justin. The crowd boo, “Here we go” says Lawler. The ref rings the bell and the two lock up, Bryan gets Cena in a headlock but Cena goes for a back suplex. Bryan does a backflip over Cena’s head. Bryan then kicks Cena right on the injured leg. Bryan goes for another one but Cena catches Bryan’s foot and throws him back. The crowd boo, they lock up again and Cena goes for a test of strength but Bryan goes behind and starts twisting Cena’s arm. Bryan locks in an arm lock, Cena elbow’s Bryan in the face and Bryan hits a leg take down on Cena. Bryan then starts rolling around Cena and starts chanting yes with the crowd. Cena gets up and they go for another test of strength, Bryan gets Cena down again and starts to elbow Cena in the face. Cena throws Bryan of and Cena then hits a shoulder tackle on Bryan causing Bryan to roll outside of the ring. Cena goes outside to get Bryan but Bryan kicks Cena’s leg. Bryan runs into the ring and goes for the suicide dive. Cena catches Bryan and rams Bryan into the pole, Cena throws Bryan in the ring. Cena locks in a headlock and Bryan tries to squeeze out of it but Cena tightens the headlock more. Cena punches Bryan in the head then starts to do his punching combo. Cena goes for a right hook but Bryan ducks then hits a kick to the leg of Cena, and another one. Cena irish whips Bryan into the turnbuckle then goes for a clothesline but Bryan moves out of the way. Bryan runs to the opposite turnbuckle, Bryan performs a backflip from the top rope, Bryan ducks the clothesline from Cena and Bryan hits a crooked arm lariat to Cena. Bryan covers, 1…2…Cena kicks out. Bryan starts kicking Cena when Cena is on his knees, Bryan hits 3 body kicks. Cena ducks the fourth kick to the head and Cena hits a throwback bulldog. Cena covers, 1…2….Bryan kicks out. Cena waits for Bryan to gets up, Cena hits two shoulder blocks and a third one. Bryan goes for a clothesline but Cena hits an Emerald Flowsion. Cena puts is hand in the air and the crowd boo. Cena says you can’t see me, but Bryan kicks Cena in the head and Bryan does a kip up. Bryan puts on a single leg Boston crab on Cena. Cena tries to get to the ropes but then turns over and kicks Bryan off him. Cena hits a suplex on Bryan. Cena goes up on the top rope and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Bryan. Cena covers, 1…2…Bryan kicks out. Cena waits for Bryan to get up, Cena gets Bryan on his shoulders and goes to hit the AA on Bryan. Bryan lands on his feet then kicks Cena, Cena goes down to his knees. Bryan kicks Cena right to the head. “This is it” screams Cole. 1…2…Cena kicks out! Bryan cannot believe it so he goes to the corner. Bryan runs at Cena looking to hit a running knee but Cena catches Bryan and hits the AA. 1…2…Bryan kicks out! “What Bryan just kicked out of Cena’s best move” says Lawler. Cena climbs to the top rope and waits for Bryan to get up, Cena lands the diving leg drop on Bryan. 1…2…Bryan kicks out! The crowd cheer, Cena gets Bryan on his shoulders and goes for the AA but Bryan reverses into a roll up. 1…2…Cena kicks out. Cena gets up and gets kicked right to the head. Bryan goes up top and hits the diving headbutt. Bryan covers 1…2…Cena kicks out. “What do these men have to do to win” says JBL. Cena rolls out of the ring, Bryan goes out of the ring onto the apron. Cena gets up and turns around Bryan hits a high knee to Cena. Bryan throws Cena in the ring at 6. Bryan goes into the ring, Bryan covers. 1…2…Cena kicks out. Bryan automatically locks in the Yes lock and the crowd cheer. “Cena is in the middle of the ring, how is he going to get out of it” says Cole. Cena tries to get to the ropes but cannot reach it, Cena rolls over and pins Bryan. 1…2…Bryan kicks out and has to let go of the hold. Cena then locks in the STF on Bryan. “Now it’s Bryan’s turn to feel the submission” declares JBL. Bryan looks like he is in pain. “Daniel Bryan is about to tap out to the STF” says Cole. Bryan nearly taps but then does a flip and locks in the Cattle Mutilation. “What a reversal by Bryan” says Lawler. Cena looks like he might actually tap out. Cena starts to fade, but then Cena rolls towards the ropes and gets to the ropes. Bryan lets go of the hold at 4. Bryan goes up on the tope rope. Cena gets up after 30 seconds and Bryan goes for the missile dropkick, Cena moves out of the way and Bryan lands hard. Cena gets Bryan up on his shoulders and hits another AA on Bryan out of nowhere. Before Cena can cover, Bryan rolls out of the ring. “Thank god Bryan rolled out of the ring or that would have been it” says JBL. Cena rolls Bryan back into the ring, when Cena comes back in Bryan hits a dropkick to Cena. Bryan goes to the corner and Cena gets to his knees. Bryan looks up at Shawn and nods his head. Bryan hits the Superkick to Cena and the crowd cheers. 1…2…3! “Bryan is the new WWE champion” shouts Cole. The ref holds up Bryan’s hand and the confetti comes down.

Daniel Bryan def. John Cena via pinfall, New WWE champion

Cena gets up and Bryan and Cena both shake hands. Cena then leaves, Shawn Michaels comes out from the crowd and Bryan hugs Shawn. Bryan says thank you to his parents and then says thank you to Shawn. Shawn raises Bryan’s hand and fireworks come out. “What a night this has been” says Lawler. Summerslam ends with the crowd chanting yes and Shawn and Bryan in the ring.


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Monday Night Raw 12 9 13

Monday night Raw starts with a recap of Summerslam. Michael Cole talks about how Daniel Bryan will have a champion celebration tonight. “I cannot wait” says Jerry. Curtis Axel’s music hits and he comes down to the ring with Paul Heyman. “My client and I are in bad shape after last night at Summerslam. But it was all worth it because my other client Brock Lesnar won the match against C.M Punk in an outstanding match. But Mr Punk, I’m willing to let bygones be bygones and let’s go back to where we were at the start of this year, being the best in the world. Punk I still love you” says Heyman. Punk’s music hits and he limps down to the ring with a microphone in hand. “Paul, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry for you because you’re going to get your ass kicked” shouts Punk. Punk hits Axel with the microphone and Punk tackles Heyman. Punk smiles and slaps Heyman then gets Heyman on his shoulders going for the GTS but Axel attacks Punk from behind and he and Heyman run out of the ring. Punk looks pissed at them. Brad Maddox comes out, “Gentlemen, don’t fight now because CM Punk you will be facing Curtis Axel later tonight. The crowd erupt. Also if Cm Punk wins he will be facing Paul Heyman next week on Raw” speaks Maddox. Raw cuts to commercial with Punk smiling with the crowd chanting yes.

Raw returns with the Prime Time Players in the ring. Sin Cara comes out to a decent pop from the crowd, Cara stays outside the ring. Rey Mysterio comes out to a loud pop from the crowd. Rey and Cara run into the ring and the Prime Time Players run out of the ring. The ref rings the bell with Darren Young in the ring as well as Sin Cara. Young hits a nice forearm to the face of Cara then Cara hits a kick to Young’s leg causing Young to back up. Young runs at Cara but Cara hits a head scissors on Young. Young runs to Titus O Neil and tags Titus in. Titus gets in the ring slowly and then Cara kicks Titus in the leg, Cara goes for another kick but Titus grabs Cara’s foot and hits a clothesline on Cara. Titus yells at Cara, “I think Titus is not in a good mood” says Cole. Titus then hits a running shoulder block on Cara; Titus starts stomping on Cara and then hits a nasty elbow drop. Titus tags in Young and Young goes to work by hitting a running elbow to the face of Cara. Young covers and gets a 2, Young then locks in a chin lock on Cara. The crowd starts to clap getting behind Cara, Cara fights out of it with punches, Cara goes to tag in Rey but Young grabs Cara’s foot. Cara kicks Young in the head and tags in Rey. “Here comes the master of the 619” says Lawler. Rey comes in and straight away hits a head scissors on Young. Titus runs into the ring and Rey hits a head scissors which causes Titus to lean on the second rope. Rey bounces of the ropes going for the 619 but Young hits a dropkick out of nowhere. Young hits the Gutcheck on Rey and covers Rey. 1…2…Cara breaks the pin up and then turns around to get thrown over the top rope by Titus. Titus goes after Cara, Darren runs at Rey but Rey trips Young over so he goes on the second rope. Rey hits the 619 out of nowhere. When Rey goes for a splash Titus grabs Rey’s foot and Young puts Rey on his shoulders. Young goes for the Gutcheck but Rey counters into a pin.1…2…3!

Rey Mysterio def. Darren Young via pinfall

“Rey and Sin Cara win” yells Cole. “Well they deserve it” says JBL. “This was one of the three tag matches that will be for the tag tournament match. The next one is on Friday on Smackdown which is The Uso’s taking on The Real Americans” says Lawler. Raw cut to commercial with JBL hyping up Ted Dibiase Jr coming out next.

Raw comes back from commercial to see Ted Dibiase Jr in the ring with a microphone. “Guys I came out here to tell you that I’m going to leave the WWE” emits Ted. “What, this cannot be happening” says JBL. “Yes guys I’m sorry that I have not been in front of the camera on Raw and Smackdown but I hope you guys know that” pronounces Ted. Before Ted can say anything more, Cody Rhodes music hits and he comes out with a microphone. “Ted” Cody then hugs Ted Dibiase. “I know that people haven’t seen much of you, but when I was with you. You were and still are the best tag partner I have ever had” says Cody. Out of nowhere Ted Dibiase Sr’s music hits and he comes out and stands at the stage. “Ted, I’m so disappointed in you. I know that you could be the top superstar, but you turned into an idiot that couldn’t even make it on Raw or Smackdown. Even Cody Rhodes is better than you, that is embarrassing, Cody is terrible and is still a better superstar then you will ever be Ted” yells Dibiase Sr. “Don’t you ever talk to Ted or me like that again” answers Cody. Cody starts leaning on the ropes ready to run out of the ring. Ted Dibiase Jr says “Cody”. Cody turns around and Ted hits Cody with the microphone. Ted then hits Dream Street on Cody. Both Ted and his dad are I the ring, they both scream to the camera “Everybody’s got a price” they both start laughing. “What have we just witnessed” utters Lawler. The crew show a replay of what just happened. The cameras cut backstage to Brad Maddox and Vince McMahon. “I cannot believe that the troll, Daniel Bryan is WWE champion” screams Vince. Triple H walks in on camera and asks if Vince is angry. “You see that kid Daniel deserves everything he is going to get tonight; I will let you in on a secret. I’m getting him a very expensive gift” articulates HHH. Triple H walks away with Vince looking angry as Raw goes to commercial.

Raw comes back from commercial to the announce table, “Triple H looks happy, while Vince looks mad” says Lawler. “I cannot get over what happened with Ted Dibiase” answers Cole. They show another replay of what happened. The cameras go backstage to see Ted and his father, the cameraman asks why you did this. “Well, you will all find out next week. But I can tell you this, I’m not going anywhere because I’m the hottest superstar in this company” screams Ted. The cameras cut back to the ring. The Bellas music plays and they come down with JoJo and Eva Mari. Brie’s opponent is Natalya; she comes down with the Naomi and Cameron. The crowd cheer, the match starts and Natalya hits a shoulder tackle on Brie. Brie pulls Natalya’s hair and Natalya slaps Brie. Natalya performs the Sharpshooter on Brie, Nicki pulls Brie out of the ring. The ref gets Natalya back and while Natalya and the ref are distracted Nicki and Brie do some twin magic. Nicki rolls up Natalya and pulls the tights, 1…2…Natalya kicks out. Natalya then locks in the Sharpshooter on Nicki and Nicki taps out.

Natalya def. Brie Bella via submission

Nicki rolls out of the ring and looks in pain. A.J Lee’s music hits and she skips on the stage. “You women disgust me, I love how all of you pathetic little girls have to get on a reality show to try and get famous like me. Try is the key word; none of you will have 1 million followers on Twitter or even be mentioned like I am. I worked my behind off and I made it in this company with bruises and scars to prove it. While all you’s did is either sleep with superstars, get here because of a famous family, or even because your looks. Also Eva and JoJo, you two got the biggest opportunity in your life to work in this company. To even walk in this arena you two should be having nerves in your stomach. What do you do girls, you blow it away and become trash like what these people call Divas” yells A.J. A.J’s music hits and she walks backstage with the Total Divas cast looking very angry. Raw cuts to commercial.

Raw comes back from commercial, Christian’s music hits to a big pop. He comes out with the World title, “Here is your new champion Christian” says Cole. Christian has a microphone in hand, “It is great to be World Heavyweight Champion again!” yells Christian. Before Christian can say anything Camacho’s music starts to play. He comes down ready to fight; the bell rings and Christian walks right up to Camacho and slaps him. Christian then hits the Killswitch out of nowhere. 1…2…3!

Christian def. Camacho via pinfall

Christian celebrates with the referee; Alberto Del Rio comes out from nowhere and attacks Christian from behind. Alberto hits the running kick to the head of Christian. The crowd boo and Alberto starts to smile and then holds up the World Heavyweight Championship. The cameras cut too backstage with Brad Maddox and Wade Barret, “I need a match tonight” asks Barret. “Well you will get a match tonight against a returning Evan Bourne!” answers Maddox. The crowd cheer with Raw going to commercial.

Raw comes back from commercial to see Barret in the ring waiting for Bourne. Evan Bourne’s music hits and he comes out to a very good pop from the crowd. The match starts with Barret grabbing Bourne and throwing Bourne into the turnbuckle, Barret runs at Bourne with the big boot but Bourne moves out of the way and then hits a head scissors DDT. Bourne covers, 1…2…Barret kicks out. Bourne goes up the top rope and hits a Cannonball on Barret. 1…2…Barret kicks out again. Bourne goes to hit a standing moonsault but Barret moves out of the way. Barret hits the Winds of Change and covers Bourne. 1…2…Bourne kicks out and Barret puts Bourne up on Barret’s shoulders but Bourne gets out of it and hits a jumping kick to Barret’s head. Bourne does a school boy, 1…2…Barret kicks out. Barret then hits Waste Land on Bourne. “That has got to be it” says JBL. 1…2…Bourne kicks out and the crow cheer with Barret being very surprised. Barret gets Bourne up and Bourne hits a Frankensteiner out of nowhere. Bourne goes up top and signals for Air Bourne. Bourne hits Air Bourne on Barret. 1…2…3!

Evan Bourne def. Wade Barret via pinfall

“Evan Bourne has won his return match against a game Wade Barret” screams Cole. “Barret was not prepared for this” yells JBL. Barret hits Bourne with a big boot out of nowhere and sets up for the Bullhamer. Tyson Kid’s music starts to play and he runs down to the ring. Tyson hits a springboard clothesline. Tyson goes to lock in the Sharpshooter but Barret escapes by crawling out of the ring with Tyson and Bourne smiling. “We just had Bourne return, now Tyson” says Lawler. Raw cuts to commercial with Bourne and Tyson looking on happily to Barret who is in pain but is angry at the same time.

Raw returns to see a Bray Wyatt promo on the screen. Bray talks about Sister Abigail; Bray explains all these different things about Sister Abigail. Raw comes back with Curtis Axel in the ring with Paul Heyman on the outside. CM Punk’s music hits and he comes down to the ring bruised but smiling. The match starts and the two lock up with the two doing some chain wrestling, both of them reverse each other’s finishers. Punk hits a nice kick to the rib of Axel; Punk then hits a backhand to Axel’s face which causes Axel to go down. Punk then throws Axel to the corner turnbuckle and Axel bounce off and hits a clothesline on Punk. 1…Punk kicks out. Axel locks in a nice chin lock, Punk gets out of it but Axel throws Punk into the turnbuckle. Axel runs at Punk but Punk moves out of the way, Axel runs into the steel post. Punk rolls Axel up, 1…2…Axel kicks out with Heyman relived. Punk then kicks Axel in the ribs then hits an elbow o the head of Axel. Punk goes up top, Punk looks at Heyman then hits the elbow drop from the top rope on Axel. Punk covers, 1…2…Axel kicks out. Punk throws Axel through the ropes to the outside. Punk hits a running suicide dive on Axel. The crowd cheer. Punk throws Axel back into the ring and Axel walks to the turnbuckle, Punk hits a running knee, Punk goes for the Bulldog. But Axel lifts Punk up, and then drops Punk. Axel then hits a fast back suplex on Punk. Axel covers, 1…2…Punk kicks out and Heyman calls Axel. Paul gives Axel advice and Axel goes to Punk and hits a belly to belly suplex. Axel stomps Punk in the corner and then lifts Punk up on the top rope. Axel gets Punk up and hits a back suplex from the top rope. Both men are in pain, Axel covers Punk. 1…2…Punk kicks out. Axel gets Punk up after 10 seconds and Axel goes for the Axelizer but Punk hits a kick to the head of Axel. Both men fall down. Heyman yells at Axel to get up, both men get up at the same time. Punk hits a forearm shot and Axel bounces back with a punch to the head. Punk goes for a kick to the head but Axel ducks; Axel kicks Punk in the midsection. Axel springs off the rope and hits a running one-arm swinging neckbrecker. 1…2…Punk kicks out. “I cannot believe Punk just kicked out and neither can Heyman” says JBL. Axel then goes to hit the Perfect-Plex but Punk counters with the Anaconda Vise. “Axel is going to tap” screams Cole. Axel cannot get out of the Vise and Heyman jumps up on the apron distracting the referee while Axel is tapping. Punk releases the hold then kicks Heyman in the head. The crowd go wild, Punk yells at Heyman saying mind your own business. Punk turns around and Axel hits the Perfect-Plex on Punk. 1…2…Punk kicks out and the crowd go off. Axel cannot believe Punk just kicked out and Axel goes and sees that Heyman is outside the ring knocked out. The camera zooms on Axel’s face and he turns from upset to angry. Axel turns and grabs Punk up; Axel gets Punk in position for the Axelizer. Axel goes for the Axelizer but Punk counters the Axelizer and gets Axel on Punk’s shoulders. Punk smiles and looks at Heyman’s lifeless body. He then turns to the camera and smiles again. Punk hits the GTS. Punk pins Axel, 1…2…3!

CM Punk def. Curtis Axel via pinfall

The crowd cheer, “CM Punk has just pinned Curtis Axel, now he gets to face Paul Heyman next week in a steel cage” screams Cole. Down with the walrus” says Lawler. Raw cuts to commercial with Heyman knocked out, Axel knocked out and Punk celebrating on the stage.

Raw returns with all the superstars and divas on the stage. Triple H comes out to his King of Kings music and the place explodes. Triple H has a microphone in hand, “Ladies and Gentleman. Vince might not like it but here is your WWE champion, Daniel Bryan” says Triple H. Daniel Bryan comes out with his music and championship. The crowd erupts with Yes chants. “Daniel, I know you’re bruised from last night but, I hope you stay out here to celebrate with me and these fans” asks HHH. “There is only one word that I can answer to that question. YES” screams Bryan. “Now when I said I was going to get you something big, I meant it. You get a brand new Audi A6” says HHH. Bryan goes outside the ring and looks at the car; Bryan comes back into the ring. “I cannot thank you enough Triple H, at least someone in the McMahon family is actually smart. Thank you for this car and thank you for everything you have ever done for me”. Says Bryan. John Cena’s music hits and he comes down to the ring, “Daniel I’m not here to fight, I’m here for something else” says Cena. The two shake hands, “I’m out here to say that, this elbow is screwed up. I have a torn tricep and I’m out here to say that I will be going for around 4-5 months” says Cena. Some of the crowd cheer, and some just don’t say anything. “I’m going to leave Daniel Bryan to enjoy his moment with HHH” articulates Cena. Cena leaves, HHH and Bryan start doing a yes chant. “Tonight everyone is looking at the future of the WWE” screams HHH. Daniel Bryan and Triple H start yessing again with the confetti coming down. Out of nowhere Randy Orton comes in the ring and tries to hit Bryan with the briefcase. Bryan ducks and Orton slides outside the ring. Daniel invites Orton to come back into the ring, Bryan starts yessing. Orton starts smiling; Triple H turns Bryan around and hits a massive Pedigree to Bryan. “What the hell just happened” screams Cole. The crowd is shocked; you could hear a pin drop. Orton comes back to the ring with his briefcase; Orton puts the briefcase down and grabs Bryan. Orton hits the RKO to Bryan on the briefcase. Triple H rips off his suit and he has a referee shirt on. Orton shows HHH the briefcase and HHH tells the timekeeper to ring the bell. The bell rings and Orton lays on Bryan, Triple H counts 1…2…3! “No, this is pathetic” screams Lawler. Triple H rings the bell and gives Orton the WWE title. “Randy Orton is the new WWE champion” says Cole. “Triple H was right, the future is here. The future is Randy Orton” pronounces JBL. Raw ends with the superstars shocked and the crowd booing. Randy Orton and Triple H celebrate in the ring.

CM PUNK IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
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