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WWE 2013: The Darkest Timeline - Sex, Drugs & Fake Fighting

Spoiler for author's note:
this is what happens when you combine insomnia, boredom, pro wrestling and creativity at 4 o'clock in the morning. fuck you nicotine.


you have no entered the twilight zone


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Originally Posted by Timeline

8-12-13, 10:12 EST - Daniel Bryan suffers serious injury working against The Great Khali on WWE Monday Night Raw in preparation for his WWE Championship match against John Cena. Daniel Bryan lands awkwardly on a flapjack, a move that Khali once accidentally killed a man with. Daniel Bryan is rushed to a hospital where he remains in a coma.


8-15-13, 17:37 EST - Daniel Bryan awakes from the coma having no memory of the match with The Great Khali, but with no discernible brain damage.

8-15-13, Sometime after 15:00 EST - Vince McMahon's private jet carrying himself and the majority of the writing team disappears from radar. It is presumed missing.



8-17-13, 12:00 EST - WWE officially cancels SummerSlam and all subsequent events indefinitely to focus all resources on the search and rescue of Vince McMahon and the WWE creative team.


8-30-13, 15:00 EST - After a two week search turns up no results, Vince McMahon and the other members of creative are declared legally dead although no bodies are recovered.


8-31-13, 0:00 EST - Linda McMahon acquires full control of Vincent K. McMahon's estate and assumes the role of interim Chairman and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.


8-31-13, 0:31 EST - Worldwide pussy slayer Dave Batista texts Linda McMahon his condolences.

8-31-13, 0:38 EST - Linda McMahon replies inviting Big Dave Batista to the McMansion for the weekend.

9-1-13, 12:00 EST - Linda McMahon issues a companywide memo that business is to resume as of Monday, September 2, 2013, beginning with Raw live from Madison Square Garden.

9-1-13, 13:00 EST - Many fans clamor to message boards after word of the memo leaks. They feel that the WWE cannot exist without a Vince.


9-1-13, 20:00 EST - After spending some quality time with BIG DAVE, Linda checks WrestlingForum.com and laughs uproariously at everyone who thinks the show cannot go on without Vince.




Superstars
Alberto Del Rio
Alex Riley
Antonio Cesaro
Big E Langston
Bo Dallas
Booker T
Bray Wyatt
Brock Lesnar
Brodus Clay
Camacho
Chris Jericho
CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
Curtis Hennig
Damien Sandow
Darren Young
David Otunga
Dave "Brassbody" Batista
Dean Ambrose
Dolph Ziggler
Drew McIntyre
Epico
Erick Rowan
Evan Bourne
Ezekiel Jackson
Fandango
The Giant
The Great Khali
Heath Slater
Hornswoggle
Hunico
Jack Swagger
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Jinder Mahal
John Cena
JTG
Justin Gabriel
Kane
Kofi Kingston
Luke Harper
Mark Henry
Michael "Christian" McGillicutty
The Miz
Primo
R-Truth
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Rob Van Dam
The Rock
Roman Reigns
Ryback
Santino Marella
Seth Rollins
Sheamus
Ted DiBiase
Tensai
Titus O'Neil
Triple H
Tyson Kidd
Undertaker
Wade Barrett
William Regal
Zack Ryder

Divas
AJ Lee
Alicia Fox
Brie Bella
Cameron
Kaitlyn
Layla
Naomi
Natalya
Nikki Bella
Rosa Mendes
Tamina Snuka

Other
Brad Maddox
Linda McMahon
Mick Foley
Paul E. Heyman
Ricardo Rodriguez
"The Producer" Sean Morley
Stephanie McMahon
Theodore Long
Vickie Guerrero
Vince Russo
Zeb Colter

Announcers
Jerry Lawler
John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Josh Mathews
Michael Cole

Champions










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Re: WWE 2013: The Darkest Timeline - Sex, Drugs & Fake Fighting

I dont know what this is but i like it



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Re: WWE 2013: The Darkest Timeline - Sex, Drugs & Fake Fighting

THE DARKEST TIMELINE





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Re: WWE 2013: The Darkest Timeline - Sex, Drugs & Fake Fighting

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Reported by: Mr. Bryan Alvarez-Keller
Date: 9-2-2013
Site: www.PWTorch.com


Since Linda has taken over the company she has tweeted numerous photos:
Spoiler for @Linda_McMahon:


Spending the day @WWE Headquarters. We are building a new Hell in a Cell match for midgets. #Hornswoggle


Having a great time @WWE Headquarters. Re-living moments of my favorite stretcher match, @BigShow vs. @Lesnar


Meeting with a young geek Indy Wrestling fan. I hope he tunes into #Raw tonight.


Spending some time with @Funkadactyls.


#PipersPit #Coconuts4Life


Spending a moment with WWE HOFer @TammySunnySytch


@TNA ain't got catering like this. #WWE #Raw #LOLTNA


A moment with former WWE diva @Kharma


#STING!!!!


One of @ADR's favorite rides.


A photo op with former WWE superser @Droz #Puke


My first interview since taking over #WWE. Thank you @AbeWashingtonShow


#WeAreTheNationOfDomination


A moment with WWE HOFer @stonecoldbsr his flagpole was a FULL SALUTE! oH HELLL YEAHH!!


#ItsStillRealToThem


@TNADixie and her beautiful family approached me for an autograph this morning. #TheyreBigWWEMarks


@RevDevon and his beautiful wife greeting me outside the building.


@RomanReigns @DeanAmbrose @SethRollins #TheShield


I'm marking out bro!!


Myself and Stephanie with WWE HOFer, Mae Young! Give her a hand!


A brief moment with Yoshi Tatsu before #RAW


The empty writers room @WWEHQ


I drove the HUMMER, SWERVE! @WCW


Final photo before #RAW a photo op with the next #TNA World Champion, Hulk Hogan
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Originally Posted by RAW PREVIEW


Thank You Vince!

Tonight the WWE pays tribute to Vince the best way we know how. The show must go on. From the same guys that brought you Over The Edge 1999 and the Chris Benoit Tribute Show, we bring you another tragedy Raw. However we are focused on moving forward and not having a sad episode of Raw. So please say your prayers for Vince, but remember the show must go on!

Linda's Big Night

Tonight is interim CEO and Chairwoman, Linda McMahon's first night in charge of WWE. She has some huge announcements to make about the future of the company and her role going forward. She will also go face to face with both her daughter and son-in-law, about rumors flying around the internet of relationships, conspiracies and the future ownership of the company. Could this be the night the company is handed over to the McMahon-Helmsley duo? Will the former United States Senate canadidate decide to go into business for herself?

SUMMERSLAM

For the first time ever the WWE cancelled a PPV just days in advance. WWE has since been dark for two weeks. Will things pick up from where they left off? Will we ever get our SummerSlam matches? Will the championships ever be unified? Will CM Punk ever get to get his face bashed in by Brock Lesnar?

C-O-N-SPIRACY

There are a lot of rumors swirling around the WWE right now. The tin foil hat types have gone absolutely nuts over the last two days. Was this some sort of calculated hit by the government to stop pro wrestling? Did Linda order this to seize power? Were the McMahon-Helmsley duo involved in the disappearance of Vince McMahon? Was it possibly other superstars on the roster?

SOMETHING BIG WILL HAPPEN

Yeah that's right. You better tune in because this isn't some bullshit Dixie Carter surprise.


MATCHES

No matches have been announced yet. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, PLANS CHANGE! :meltzer
We can confirm that John Cena, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Linda McMahon, Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, Mark Henry, Kane, The Wyatt Family, The Shield, Heyman, Axel, McGillicutty and Danielson will all be on the show in some capacity.

The only way to find out the answers to these questions, plus see the other surprises we have in store for you is to tune in to Raw tomorrow night live at 9/8 CT on USA Network. This one will be historic.

Also remember to follow along with the conversation on social media using #RAW #WeWereEntertaining #RasslinAintWorked #WWE #TWITTERFUCKINGRULESFUCKYEAHTWITTER #WETRENDINGWORLDWIDEINTHISBITCH #LOLTNA #HASHTAGHASHTAGADRSELLSHASH



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Re: WWE 2013: The Darkest Timeline - Sex, Drugs & Fake Fighting

loled at the pic with hogan

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Re: WWE 2013: The Darkest Timeline - Sex, Drugs & Fake Fighting



DROZ.

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We really should try to get #LOLTNA trending on Twitter during Raw.

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#HASHTAGHASHTAGADRSELLSHASH


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Truly amazing.



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Lmao. That pic with Droz has me in tears.


That has got to be Kane.
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