I figured I would do a Be The Booker dream promotion so without further ado, the debut episode of the flagship TV show Collision which takes place at the Collision Zone.
*crowd cheers as the lights come up in the arena, to show a single suited figure in the ring*
Andrew: Thank you, thank you all, and welcome to Ultimate Wrestling Federation's debut broadcast of Collision...
*crowd cheers louder*
Steve: ...live, from the Collision Zone here at the Williams Arena in Minneapolis, MN!!
*crowd cheer louder at the namedrop*
Steve: over the course of the evening, we will be revealing the exciting roster we have, and building to our first PPV, Day of Reckoning. Right now, i would like to call out UWF's first talent pick, ladies and gentleman, Hulk... Hooooooooooogaaaaaaaaaaan!
*crowd explodes*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TseQK3JjLk
*Hogan makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on the way, then spend 2 minutes posing and posturing before asking for a mic, as Steve looks on*
Hogan: wow, thank you, brother, for that introduction, man. it's great to be here, and to be part of UWF, dude.
*crowd cheer*
Andrew: that's good to know, Hulk...
Hogan: and i'm honored to be named the first UWF Heavyweight Champion, Brother, and i will hold the title with pride, and defend with honor
*crowd again cheer, and a "Hogan" chant begins, until Andrew signals for the crowd to quieten down
Andrew: again, that's good to know. but, you see, you're not the UWF Heavyweight Champion, "Brother"
*gasps from the crowd, followed by boos. Hogan looks confused*
Hogan: what are you talking about, Andrew? we agreed to this...
Andrew: yes, we did. we agreed that you would be gifted a first run with the UWF title. but you've been around long enough to know that things change. and things definitely change after interviews like this...
*Andrew points to the Titantron, where footage of the Hogan interview with Pat Lennon plays. as it finishes, he turns back to Hogan, who still looks confused, as the crowd continues to boo*
Steve: what you see there is two people that i am paying. i paid Lennon to give you the spots to push UWF on an international stage. he gave you the lead-in questions for you to say you are now a part of the greatest promotion in the history of wrestling, or Vince McMahon's "sports entertainment" bullshit, and you didn't! even with that jumped up little ass kisser giving you massive hints at what you should have said, you, Hulk Hogan, were either too egotistical to realize you need to promote us, or too stupid and just promoted yourself.
*crowd boo louder and jeer Andrew*
Hogan: Listen, Andrew...
Steve: no, to you, and all of you...
*points out to the crowd and walks around in a circle as he says it*
Steve: ...it's Mister Deegan. You, Hogan, should be grateful that i was willing to take you on after the mess you made of that company in Tampa. and all of you should be grateful that i have bought my promotion to you backwater, inbred little town
*louder jeers and chants of "get the fuck out", Andrew smiles*
Andrew: oh, don't worry, i'll be out of here as soon as i can get out, but first, i have some business. so, Hogan, i am not going to gift you the title. you will earn it, in a title match at Day of Reckoning, against an opponent to be selected, by ME. But for now, you can do your little pose down, you can show off your new back, your new hips, which i paid for, old man...
*more loud jeers as Hogan's jaw clenches in anger*
Steve: ...show that you are almost the Hogan of your prime, but just remember one thing.
*Andrew steps faces to face with Hogan, and pokes his finger into Hogan's chest with every following word*
Steve: remember. who. you. work. for.
*Hogan steps back, fuming as a sly smile plays across Andrew's face. Hogan raises his right hand to punch, and the smile disappears off Andrew's face almost as quickly as he manages to drop and roll out of the ring and just before Hogan gets to the ropes to exit the ring*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YToXwtyqmjM
*crowd explodes as music hits and Brock Lesnar alongside Paul Heyman head towards the ring*
Heyman: Hogan, Hogan, Hogan. You just don't get it, do you. You just can't seem to understand that you sir, are the biggest douchebag backstage politician in professional wrestling history and all you people know it, but myself and my client understand. You are either too scared....... or too stupid to admit it.
*crowd boos loudly*
Heyman: Thank you for your irrelevant opinion. Anyway, You're gonna learn real fast that your crap you have brought into other companies will not be welcome here and if you think for one second that...
*crowd explodes as Brock Lesnar grabs the mic out of Heyman's hand*
Lesnar: Hulk, The only reason you were king of the WWE and headlined the first 8 WrestleMania's back at Vince McMahon's circus is because I was still a kid and I wasn't even remotely relevant. You see, eleven years ago, I TOOK YOU OUT!!! And Mr. Deegan, if I get the chance to face this scum of the earth, I will without a doubt do it......... AGAIN!!
*mixed reaction from the crowd*
Andrew: that's it, keep a lid on your "client", there, Heyman.
*the smile returns to Andrew's face*
Steve: see, i had a feeling, and i told McCracken this too, that you would screw us over, Hogan. i just didn't think it would be before you even stepped foot in the ring.(laughs)
*louder boos from the crowd*
Steve: so, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman are out here because, unlike you, THEY read your contract. basically, what it says is, you lay a hand on me, the owner of UWF, and not only do you forfeit your title opportunity, not only do you lose your job here, not only do you lose your money, but you owe me damages. and trust me, i will screw you harder and longer than Heather Clem ever did
*gasps from the crowd, as Hogan first stops in shock, then continues to try and get around Jimmy Hart, as Steve walks away laughing back up the ramp*
Steve: enjoy the rest of the show, folks!
*Steve drops the mic, and continues to laugh as the boos get louder.*
-----to be continued-----
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