CCW Velocity September 10,2011
-Triple H opens the show to cut an hour-and-a-half long, commercial free promo talking about his accomplishments. He then gets to the point and speaks for 2 minutes about the merging of WWE with Celebrity Championship Wrestling. He makes sure to repeat his points as many times as possible. He then buries half the roster saying they couldn't out perform him in a match against a broom. This leads to Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks coming out and confront Triple H. Triple H laughs at them and calls them jobbers. Reks says, just like they told Wade Barrett on Raw last Monday
, they're on a mission to start something huge. That quickly leads to Reks knocking Triple H in the head with a mic. Hawkins and Reks pick apart Triple H. Hawkins beats him up with his talking walking cane and Reks hits a burning hammer. They mad dog and trash talk the crowd as they walk out to good heat. This moment is replayed another 10 times with different camera shots and in slow/fast motion while the commentators talk in sad voices to put over Triple H.
-Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and Jim Ross talk about what a dominant force Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins are. They then talk about the merging of CCW with WWE. Jim Ross ends every sentence by saying "My ass". Michael Cole disagrees with everything Jerry Lawler says. They recap what happened on the September 5,2011 edition of WWE Raw and how it was the very first SuperShow. They talk about Alberto Del Rio being a pussy WWE champion that was begging all the other superstars for help.
They also talk about the rivalry between CM Punk and Triple H
and how if Triple H loses their match at WWE's Night of Champions, Triple H will have to resign as COO of WWE. Michael Cole wonders if CM Punk hired Reks & Hawkins to go after Triple H for him because he's too much of a skinny fat ass to do the job himself. Jim Ross says that his ass doesn't understand why a non-title match is taking place at a PPV called Night of Champions. Jerry Lawler jizzes about Kelly Kelly and what a great champion her puppies have been. He makes as many sexual puns as possible. They talk about an article on wwe.com about how the divas are all talentless bimbos who can't wrestle and that Beth and Natalya are going to save the division
. Jerry Lawler says he constantly stalks the divas on Twitter and noticed that The Bella Twins, Eve, and Kelly were all pissed off about the article
and that they all refused to send him any more nude photos that day.
-They transition over to the Smackdown announce team consisting of Booker T, Josh Matthews, and Michael Cole. Smackdown's Michael Cole agrees with everything Raw's Michael Cole had to say. Josh Matthews buries the show by comparing it to NXT Season 3 and saying nothing that happens on this show will matter on Raw and Smackdown next week. He then mentions Christian and others have been having problems with Triple H
as of lately too. They talk about the feud between Randy Orton and Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight title
. Cole mentions how after Smackdown went off the air, Randy Orton no sold the attack from Mark Henry and cut a promo about how he faked his injury to make Mark Henry feel better because he hits like a girl. Booker T then puts over himself by saying the roster back there is ready to dig it tonight. Then he blabbers incoherently about how "ITZ GON BE ON LIEK A STEAMIN POTTA NECK BONE!" He then says how great the Harlem Heat would've been in tonight's main event. He also says Randy Ahtan haz last hiz damn mahnd for going after Mark Henry. He makes a racist slur against Mark Henry saying if you see him outside the ATM machine in a dark alley... You just give him all your money. Then ends it with "I CANT WAIT FOR TAHNITE!!!"
-Mike Tenay and Taz interrupt to talk about how much better TNA is than WWE. While going over TNA storylines, they compare everything to how much better it is than WWE. Both of them stare at their script the whole time and attempt to ad-lib unfunny jokes. They brag about how their Knockout division isn't worthless like the Divas are and that's why Gail Kim quit WWE to jump to TNA.
They plug their No Surrender PPV tomorrow and announce that like always, they'll give away their PPV matches for free so you don't have to pay for it.
Match #1 Kurt Angle vs Sting vs Mr.Kennedy [No Surrender 2011 Main Event for free]
Mr.Kennedy enters first. He annouces himself from the top of the ramp as MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....... KEEEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! We go to commercial break. When we come back from commercials, Mr.Kennedy is in the ring standing on the turnbuckle to finish his entrance. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Sting enters next by falling from the raptures. Kurt Angle's music plays for 2 minutes but no one enters. The theme plays again, this time a beat up vehicle drives past the stage and crashes into the ring. Kurt Angle comes out from the drivers seat, obviously drunk and falls to the floor outside. Taz & Tenay mention how Kurt Angle recently got arrested for a DUI but it doesn't matter because he's Kurt Angle. They also make sure to wish Matt Hardy the best in his future endeavors, as he was released a few weeks ago for being arrested for a DUI.
Kennedy & Sting try to take Angle out of the match early so that he doesn't have to wrestle drunk. Kurt no-sells all their moves and fights them for real. He's visibly crying. The group of Immortal comes out to no reaction and interferes in the match to lay out Sting and Kennedy while the referee, Garrett Bischoff, pretends to be distracted by the Hot Redheaded Chick in the front row. Scott Steiner lays Kurt Angle on top of Sting for the pinfall.
After Angle wins the match, Steiner turns on him by hitting him with a German Suplex. Gunner starts stomping on Kurt Angle. Scott Steiner beats up Gunner and saves Kurt Angle. Abyss turns on Steiner and gives him a Blackhole Slam. Abyss helps Kurt Angle back up. Kurt Angle turns on Abyss by hitting him with the Angle Slam and pinning him. Even though this isn't a match, Garrett Bischoff counts the pin anyway and holds Angle's hand in victory. Scott Steiner, Gunner, and Abyss all get back up to celebrate with Kurt Angle. Immortal stands tall to close the segment.
The WWE commentators laugh at Vince Russo's train wreck booking. On that note, Taz & Tenay promote that later on tonight, Jeff Hardy will issue a public apology to the CCW fans for his actions at Victory Road.
-Vince McMahon is watching the show from his office and looks impressed after watching that first match. He says that WWE should be more unpredictable like that last segment. Randy Orton breaks the door down and confronts Mr.McMahon. He states that his name is Randy Orton. He complains about how he doesn't like the fact that Mark Henry is being made to look stronger than him on Smackdown
and that the only reason he agreed to get drafted to Smackdown
was because Vince promised him that no one was going to go over him. Vince states that the deal only said Orton would bury Christian as the top face
. Vince is worried that people are going to find out that he's racist so he has to push a black guy to protect his image. Orton throws a bitch fit and demands that Vince fire Mark Henry. Vince says he can't fire anyone, especially a black guy, or else it'll make Linda McMahon look bad and she won't win the senate seat next year. Orton takes a shit on Mr.McMahons desk and storms out.
-Tyler Reks & Curt Hawkins are celebrating backstage. John Cena interrupts and asks Tyler Reks who gave him permission to use the Burning Hammer move. Cena says if Reks uses that move again, he'll have him fired from WWE
. T-Reks says he doesn't care because he had an idea to get fired from WWE and use social media to get over and cut worked shoots. John Cena ponders about the idea for a while. Reks & Hawkins bury Cena and challenge him to a match next week. Cena makes a bunch of cheesy jokes and PG remarks before accepting the challenge.
-The superstars and divas of WWE and TNA are crowded around a room waiting to pick out of a lottery. Teddy Long is joined by General Manager of CCW Execution, Johnathan Coachman. The Coach expresses interest in signing trading CCW talent for WWE superstars. Teddy asks him if he has any tag teams. Teddy then explains to the roster that this is the same as the Royal Rumble drawing
, only instead of numbers, they'll draw a "yes" or a "no". The first superstars to get the "Yes" will join CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio in a battle royal to crown the first two world championships of Velocity. Kelly Kelly flirts with everyone who comes up to get their pick. Daniel Bryan is the first to get a "Yes!". He starts going crazy chanting "YES! YES! YES! YES!" all around the room. Big Show gets a "NO!" and starts crying. Kelly takes him away and says she can make it better fir $50 bucks an hour. "The One Man Band' Heath Slater cuts the line to get his pick. He gets a "No" and starts raging at Teddy. Teddy says if he's so eager to compete, "Tonight, you'll go one-on-one with..."
Match #2 "The One Man Rock Band" Heath Slater vs The Undertaker
- The Undertaker defeats Heath Slater after Heath Slater came out and cut a promo saying his next opponent is a dead man walking. Undertaker squashes him using Old School, the Chokeslam and the Tombstone in this match. After the match, as Undertaker is doing his normal taunts, suddenly, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B2D73CdRYo] the lights turn on and that theme plays. Winter comes out to a small reaction. She walks down to the ring and looks at The Undertaker. She then slaps him and laughs evily. Undertaker quickly looks irrate and gets in her face almost looking like he's about to beat her up. He then does his eyes behind the head taunt and lifts his arms as thunder sounds and the lights go out. When the lights turn back on, both Winter and Undertaker are gone!
-CM Punk is interviewed backstage about his feud with Triple H. Punk cuts a worked shoot on how Triple H is jealous of how popular he's getting after his Pipe Bomb promo in June
. Triple H saw Punk's popularity as a chance to become relevant again so he plans on taking all of Punks momentum to get himself more over. He goes into a rant about how Triple H's power trip has to do with the fact that he's Stephanie McMahon's bitch and that... his mic gets cut off. John Laurinaitis steps in to tell Punk that he's shooting too much. Punk takes Josh Matthews mic and starts shooting on John Laurinaitis before the segment is cut off.
-Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are talking in their office with the door conveniently being wide open. One of TNA's peeping-tom camera men is filming this segment. They're pissed off about how they have no control over this show and how management refuses to give them more than 1 hour of TV time. They look around to make sure no ones around. Hulk Hogan looks directly at the camera then quickly looks away and pretends he didn't see it. They start discussing plans for taking over the company the way they took over TNA. Brooke Hogan interrupts, happy to see her father. Hogan tries to pretend she's not there. Brooke begs him to pay attention to her and starts ripping lines off Stewie from Family Guy by going "Dad, daddy, poppa, father, dada"
. Hogan finally snaps and yells at her the same way he yelled at Ric Flair in his Yapapi Indian strap match promo
. Brooke tries to make a sad face like if she were crying but she has horrible acting skills so it just looks like she has to go to the bathroom and runs away. Hogan and Bischoff continue their evil plotting.
-Josh Matthews interviews AJ Lee about her debut. He asks her how it felt being the only person that Hugh Hefner did not want to sign to a contract with CCW
and how her fans had to fight for her to be on this show. AJ is unaware any of that happened, she's just concerned with finding a guy to hookup with. She says that she's in a competition with Kelly Kelly to see who can screw the most men in the locker room by next year. AJ begins flirting with Josh Matthews. Josh makes a weird moaning noise then runs away with his hand between his legs like if he's hiding something. Daniel Bryan hops past her screaming "YES! YES! YES!", still excited about earning a spot in the battle royal tonight. AJ Lee stares off at Bryan with a seductive look
on her face.
-Dashing Cody Rhodes
comes out to cut a promo from the top of the entrance stage. He proudly accepts his duty as the official Supervisor of The Divas. He mentions how all the divas love him and voted him the best looking superstar on the roster
at one point. He promises that, unlike in WWE, the divas will actually matter as long as he is in charge. He says some of the women are more talented than the men, like Ted Dibiase. He announces they will determine the first Velocity Divas champion next week in a Bikini Contest! This brings out the Divas of Doom, Beth Phoenix & Natalya. They speak in a sarcastic tone (despite being serious) about how all the divas are a joke and that they're the saviors of women's wrestling. They even point out that an article on wwe.com
says so. They say Bikini Contests are a joke and that fans don't care about hot women, they only care about women who know how to wrestle... which is why most wrestling fans can't get a date because they're only attracted to women with wrestling ability. ODB & Jackie Moore interrupt to call them posers. ODB yells loudly into the mic and spanks her ass and grabs her tits before and after every sentence. They all argue back and forth about how none of them have been able to beat women like Kelly Kelly
or Velvet Sky
. Cody Rhodes tells the ladies that there's no need to fight over him. He gives them the chance to prove who the more dominant couple is by pitting them in a 8-man tag team match against the women they've all been struggling to beat.
Match #3 Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Mickie James & Velvet Sky vs. Beth Phoenix, Natalya, ODB, & Jackie Moore
The commentators hardly call the match and instead debate on which diva has the best ass. They talk about unrelated topics such as the World Series and what's trending on Twitter. They also mention that Wade Barrett, Christian, The Miz, & Mr.Kennedy will also be in the battle royal for the world titles tonight after being selected in a WWE.com exclusive segment that no one will ever see.
Divas of Doom, ODB, & Jackie get dominated this entire match. Mickie James stares at Eve the whole match the same way she used to stare at Trish. Kelly Kelly is distracted by some guys in the front row offering her money for a strip tease. Mickie hits the Kiss Goodnight on Beth Phoenix then goes for the pin but breaks up her own pin up and excitedly tags in Eve Torres to make the pin. Eve hits a standing Bootysault on Beth, Mickie James checks Eve out while she's twerking. Eve pins Beth. Mickie James celebrates by hugging Eve Torres and hopping up and down. Raw's Michael Cole is thankful that the match is finally over. Smackdown's Michael Cole agrees with him and compliments his journalistic skills.
-Gail Kim is being interviewed backstage by Brooke Hogan about how she quit WWE
and plans to jump to TNA. Brooke stumbles over all her lines. Gail Kim puts herself over as the greatest thing to ever be invented and says that she's better than God. She complains about how WWE didn't want her to break Fabulous Moolahs 30-year reign as Womans champion and how she's tired of how WWE never revolves around her. She brags about how TNA is already offering to drop all their plans so that the entire division can revolve around her for a year. She promises to bury the entire knockout roster and hopefully cost some of them their jobs, that way TNA will have no choice but to keep pushing her forever. Velvet Sky's ass interrupts to say that Vince Russo promised her that she would be the next ass of the Knockout division. Gail Kim argues that it doesn't matter because all of TNA's plans are gonna change to revolve around her. Velvet bitch slaps Gail and they brawl all over the area. Jerry Lawler and Taz go crazy over this segment. Security breaks them up while groping them.
-Melina Perez, Candice Michelle, and Torrie Wilson are visiting the show to promote their Celebrities Gone Wild
Pay-Per-View event for CCW. Torrie and Candice put over their long awaited return to Playboy magazine. Mr.McMahon is pissed off that he can't let any of the current divas pose for Playboy because he promised his bitch of a wife that he'd stop trying to please adult men. He reveals that that's the real reason he fired all of them. Melina is pissed off and says she was fired for no reason because she'd never degrade herself by posing for Playboy. Everyone in the room busts out laughing at Melina's comment. John Morrison sticks up for her and say that she's "not some trick that'll show it off to anyone that asks", this comment gets an even louder laugh out of the roster. Before Morrison can make his draw, Melina stops him and makes the pick for him for good luck. The pick Melina chooses reads "No Chance in Hell". Melina calls this a bigger screwjob than when Trish Stratus stole her Wrestlemania match
this year. She drags Jomo away and tells him not to make eye contact with anyone, especially Trish Stratus. On their way out, they run into Zack Ryder's Dad, who is wearing his Jomo coat and sun glasses. He marks out like crazy and tries to get them to sign his pained on abs. Jomo is about to do it before Melina slaps him and drags him away with her. Zack's dad chases after them. Zack Ryder quickly draws his pick and chases after him. Damien Sandow makes his pick next, his pick reads "Negative". Sandow sighs in discontent. Zack Ryder is heard whining in the background, he complains that his pick reads "Affirmative". He doesn't know what that word means but assumes he lost. He let's out an angry "Are you serious bro?!". Zack storms out the room crying about he's gonna complain about this on the internet and hands his paper over to AJ Lee on the way out. AJ is declared the final entrant for the world championship battle royal. AJ Lee celebrates by making out with the first superstar she sees, Hornswoggle
-Alberto Del Rio is backstage preparing for his title match by punching Ricardo Rodriguez in the face. The Bella Twins come in and whore themselves out to him. They mention what a great time they had with him on Monday
. Nikki tries to persuade Del Rio to give her his battle royal spot. She says that it's not fair that she defeated Kelly Kelly two weeks ago
and never got a divas title shot because the writers forgot it ever happened. Del Rio calls them peasants and says it's his destiny to become world champion again. Christian and Wade Barrett enter, wondering why Alberto called them in for. Del Rio calls them peasants and says it's their destiny to be amigos. He tries to suck up to them by saying they worked so well together on Raw
that they should do it again tonight in the battle royal. The Bellas offer to help, Del Rio calls them peasants and kicks them out. The Bellas persuade Christian and Wade Barrett to leave with them. Del Rio calls Ricard a peasant and blames him for all this.
-A recap of Jeff Hardy's apology
from TNA this week is shown. The commentators put over how #onemoreshot was trending world wide. Jeff Hardy
comes out with a painted on sad clown face. He shouts the last 3 words of every sentence to show emotion. He begins to go on the same sob speech he went on last time. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-hD-iJ9NI]
CM Punk comes out to a huge pop and interrupts Jeff Hardy's promo. He has an extremely smug look on his face. Almost like saying is this guy being serious right now? Punk plays to the crowd for a few minutes completely disregarding Hardy being in the ring. Once he grabs a mic his smiles to the crowd turn into another smug look for Jeff Hardy. Punk asks Hardy if he remembers him. Or is he just too damn hung over that he can't remember the guy who retired him from the WWE
ranks. Hardy simply looks at Punk like he's ready to cry. Punk then pauses for the crowd to stop cheering that last line and tells Hardy some things never change. "After you left, one guy climbed the ladder in the WWE. One guy made it who wasn't supposed to. Since you left, I became the best WRESTLER in the world" The fans go ooooo after hearing the word wrestler. Punk then continues "Jeff, you had the potential to be in my spot right now. If you hadn't have squandered chance after chance after chance after chance, chances that I scratched and clawed just to get one of them for, you would be in my shoes right now. I wouldn't have gone on to become who I am today. In a way Jeff, I'm not out here to verbally insult you. I'm here.... To thank you. Because if you hadn't made the idiotic choice of leaving WWE, I wouldn't have been given the one opportunity that I'd been fighting to get. Opportunities that were just handed to you. It's almost fitting that you're in TNA now Jeff. Because what better way to top off a train wreck of a company than to sign a train wreck of a superstar. And not only a train wreck of a superstar.. But a train wreck.. OF A MAN." The fans are split divided half cheering Punk and half booing him. Punk says PIPE BOMB and drops the mic in front of Jeff. Jeff stands there and takes it while looking at the ground.
-Taz & Tenay pretend to be pissed off at this segment while Michael Cole fake laughs in the background. They preview their No Surrender match card
. The WWE commentary interrupt to plug their Night of Champions PPV
. They all break out into a fight over which company is better. TNA counters every WWE argument with Hulk Hogan and Sting. Michael Cole proposes a WWE vs TNA match tonight! Josh Matthews ask if he's allowed to make matches like that. Cole reminds him that once anyone makes a match in professional wrestling, it becomes official.
Match #4 WWE Tag Team Champions Airboom vs TNA Tag Team Champions LAX
-LAX come out in a stolen lowrider with a pitbull in the back seat. The Mexichicks Rosita & Sarita salsa dance to the ring. Anarquia cuts a promo in Spanish saying how Mexicans are better than everyone else. He says he's not gonna repeat himself in English and that anyone who didn't understand him should get a dictionary and look it up. He then says Mexicans are better than everyone else in the arena. He puts over the No Surrender PPV and tells everyone to watch them prove why Mexicans are superior . He then says in Spanish, "Are you gonna buy it or WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!" and ends with "Viva Los Votos Locos!". Kofi Kingston comes out to no reaction. Evan Bourne follows him on the way eating brownies.
Before the match can start, the theme of Jack Swagger plays. Swagger comes out and cuts a promo saying he "doethn't like what he seeth right now". He goes on a racist rant about Mexicans and Africans. He talks about how KFC and Taco Bell are killing America. Booker T is heard on commentary going "WUT DA HAIL... TELL ME... HE DIDN'T... JUST... SAY THAT!!!". Taz laughs and agrees with everything Swagger says. Swagger then looks at the referee, Nunzio, and goes on a rant about Italians, confusing them for the French. Taz then gets offended and says he has no idea what the hell this guy is talking about asks who gave him permission to be alive. Swagger offers Evan Bourne a "chanth to thave himthelf and become a REAL AMERICAN" by joining him. Rosita & Sarita get in the ring and double lowblow Swagger. Everyone in the ring, including Nunzio, kicks Swaggers ass and hit all their finishers on him. Booker T and Taz get off commentary and join in. Booker hits the scissors kick and Swagger falls back into Taz's Tazzmission until Swagger dies. Evan Bourne finishes it off with a Shooting Star Press. Everyone joins Booker T in doing the spinaroonie. WWE and TNA celebrate in the ring.
-Eric Young is backstage celebrating his reign as the undisputed world champion of TNA
. John Laurinaitis interrupts and asks if he can borrow his belt for the night. Eric Young takes his pants off and challenges him to a match for the belt. John Laurinaitis declines the offer due to being rusty. EY calls him a chicken and proceeds to make quacking noises. Laurinaitis is visibly butthurt about these comments and steps off camera for a second. Johnny Ace returns in a mullet wig and hits the Ace Crusher on EY and takes the championship. The two hookers EY was with look impressed. Johnny Ace tells them that he likes their look and asks if they've ever thought about being WWE divas. They ask what a diva is. Johnny Ace hires them.
-Daniel Bryan is celebrating, jumping up and down the halls chanting "YES! YES! YES!". Brie Bella meets him in the hall to congratulate him. She tries to gain sympathy by saying how unfair it is that AJ Lee is in the match but she isn't and how depressed this makes her because of the wwe.com article that buried her.
Daniel Bryan doesn't take the hint. Brie begs him to give her his spot in the battle royal. DBry is hesitant. Brie offers to give him a blowjob. Dbry immediately hands his spot over to her saying she deserves it and that he can just cash in his Money in the Bank anyway.
-We see 6 more recaps of the attack on Triple H earlier. Triple H is in the doctor's room injured. The doctor says Triple H will never be able to walk again. Triple H pauses dramatically for 5 minutes and cries. He cuts a 20 minute promo on how he'll never give up on his fans. A cry is heard from outside. Torrie Wilson's dog Chloe is stuck in a tree. Triple H battles through his injury, hops out of bed, jumps out the window, and rescues Chloe. The doctor proclaimed this a miracle. Triple H cuts another 20 minute promo on how nothing will stop him from burying Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins.
Match #5 Christian Cage vs Wade Barrett vs The Miz vs AJ Lee vs Brie Bella vs Alberto Del Rio vs CM Punk vs Mr.Kennedy
-AJ Lee skips around inside the ring. The Miz immediately attacks CM Punk with girly punches and kicks. CM Punk retaliates by cutting a shoot promo on him and hurting his feelings. Brie Bella huddles with Wade Barrett and Christian. The three of them get together and eliminate Alberto Del Rio from the match. Del Rio is pissed off and proceeds to attack Ricardo afterward. AJ Lee tries to eliminate Brie Bella from behind. Christian and Wade save Brie Bella. AJ makes out with both Christian and Wade and eliminates them. Randy Orton runs out from backstage pissed off yelling "STUPID! STUPID!" He runs in the ring and starts a fight with Mr.Kennedy. Orton eliminates Kennedy and they brawl back up the ramp. The TNA commentators are pissed off that a WWE superstar is going to win a TNA world title. Mike Tenay starts yelling the same way he did when Vince Russo helped Jeff Jarrett win the title. We are at the final four now, AJ, Brie, Miz, and Punk. Before CM Punk can eliminate The Miz, Jeff Hardy's theme song plays and distracts CM Punk long enough for Miz to eliminate him. Punk gets on the mic and cuts a shoot promo on WWE before his mic is cut off and he's interrupted by commercials.
When we come back, AJ and Brie are still battling each other while Miz enjoys checking them out. CM Punk comes back out with a megaphone and continues to shoot on the WWE from the stage. Triple H comes out with security. Punk says this is typical of Triple H, he can't get anything done on his own that's why his wife has to do everything for him. Triple H then brawls with Punk down the ramp. Security and referees have to try break it up. While this is going on, AJ Lee eliminates Brie Bella from the match. She jumps up and down screaming "YES! YES! YES!" and makes out with The Miz before Nikki Bella slides in the ring and eliminates her from behind. AJ flips out and makes out with the referee then attacks him. The Miz is laughing at this in the ring before both Bellas eliminate him to win the match.
The Bella Twins are celebrating their win in the ring until this music hits
and the crowd erupts as Kharma makes her return to wrestling. Although she's 5 months pregnant, she looks no different than when she left. Raw's Michael Cole and Smackdown's Michael Cole run away scared together holding hands. The Bella Twins have overly exaggerated stunned looks on their faces
while Kharma takes 5 minutes to walk to the ring. Kharma gets in the ring and stares off against The Bellas while they stand there pretending like there's nowhere to run. Kharma gets down on her knees and starts crying and rocking back and forth sucking her thumb
. The Bellas laugh in a very fake way and do L signs on their heads. AJ Lee slides back in the ring and goes psycho
on The Bellas. The Bellas run away while AJ screams like a crazy bitch
. Just then, Kharma wipes the fake tears off her face, gets up, laughs, then attacks AJ Lee viciously! She tears AJ's limbs off her torso and bites AJ's head off her shoulders and eats it. The sound of "Fatality"
is heard through the speakers as Kharma continues to chew down on the rest of AJ's disembodied carcass to end the show.