Re: United Wrestling Federation:Amazing wrestling is here!
1ST UWF EPISODE PREVIEW!
MAIN EVENT
EDDIE EDWARDS VS KAZUCHIKA OKADA FOR UWA ELITE BELT
5TH MATCH
JIGSAW VS HALLOWICKED VS SUWAMA VS MASAKATSU FUNAKI FOR THE UNIVERSAL BELT
4TH MATCH
THE COLONY VS THE YOUNG BUCKS
3RD MATCH
MIKE QUACKINBUSH VS RODERICK STRONG
2ND MATCH
3.0 VS LOS ICE CREAMS
OPENER
SAMI CALLIHAN & JAY LETHAL VS HUMAN TORNADO & AKEBONO
WE GOT A FEW WORDS WITH THE UWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, JIGSAW!
JIGSAW:OOOHHHHH MAN! THE UWF, THE UNITED....WRESTLING....FEDERATION! WHERE AMAZING WRESTLING IS HERE!
......BULLS**T! EVERYONE KNOWS THE ONLY REASON THAT THIS SHOW IS STARTING BECAUSE OF ME!!! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS TAKING THIS UWF UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP OVER TO THE GREATEST DREAM TEAM IN THE WORLD! SUWAMA, FUNAKI, HALLOWICKED....THEY ARE STEPPING STONES FOR THE WRESTLING RIDDLE WRAPPED!....IN A ENIGMA!
QUACKINBUSH:WOW...UWF EPISODE 1 I'M TAKING ON THE MASTER NO NO NO! THE MESIAH! OF THE BACKBREAKER!
RODERICK, AS MUCH AS YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE OUTSIDE THE RING SINCE YOU CAME TO UWF, I RESPECT YOU, AND I RESPECT YOUR ABILITY IN BETWEEN THOSE RING ROPES. I KNOW THAT YOU CAN PUT ON AN AMAZING TECHNICAL WRESTLING MATCH OUT THERE! BUT RODDY BOY, AFTER THE SMOKE HAS CLEARED, THE DUSK HAS SETTLED AND THE BELL RINGS, THE WINNER O THE MATCH WILL BE, MIKE QUA-
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE IT'S THE BATIRI! DELIROUS, OPHIDIAN & KOBALD! KOBALD CLIMBS UP ON A BOX AND HITS A DEMONS TOILET! OPHIDIAN LOCKS IN THE DEATH GRIP WHILE DELIROUS IS SCREAMING & KOBALD IS LAUGHING LIKE A PSYCHO.
DELIROUS:QUACKINBUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!! YOU ARE MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
DELIROUS HITS AN DEVISTATING BRAINBUSTER ON THE CONCRETE!
FIRE ANT:AT UWF EPISODE 1 ME AND GREEN ANT WILL BE TAKING ON THE YOUNG BUCKS MATT & NICK JACKSON. MATT, NICK YOU HAVE BEEN DISRESPECTING THE COLONY WITH YOUR TWITTER TWEETS, YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS, YOUR LIVE EVENT PROMOS BUT YOU WILL PAY IN MABLETON GEORGIA WHEN WE BEAT YOU IN FRONT OF 467 FANS
Last edited by icecreamjrfan1029 : 04-26-2013 at 04:47 PM.
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