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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING - EP. 114 - GRAND RAPIDS, MI - DELTAPLEX ARENA - 3-26-13 (Taped)

(Show Intro)

(Crowd Shots/Pyro)

(Announcers Steve Stack and Joe Pedicino welcomed viewers and ran down the program: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; $100K WINNER-TAKE-ALL BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera; #1 Contender's Match (Winner gets a UWL Women's WT shot at 'Spring Mayhem'): Madusa vs. Bull Nakano; Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger; an i'view w/ Dusty Rhodes; The 'Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. The 'Man with the Head of Stone': 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. Missing Link; Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys; an i'view w/ DDP; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more!)

Match 1
Hugh Mor... vs. Ole Anderson

(Ole came to the ring alone and received strong boos from the crowd.

Hugh came to the ring to a solid ovation and slapped hands with fans along the way.

Ole spent much of the match working over Hugh's left arm and trying to force a submission. Hugh got in some offense but Ole would constantly short-circuit a larger offensive by zeroing in on the left arm.

At the end of the match, Ole was in firm control. Ole had Hugh locked up in a hammerlock and was working over the left arm. Hugh in great pain. Ole then bodyslammed Hugh on the arm. Hugh now really hurting. Ole backed into the ropes and came off and tried to nail Hugh with a knee drop to the head but Hugh rolled out of the way Ole crashed to the mat knee first. Both men down. Both men made it to their feet at roughly the same time. Hugh was facing away from Ole. When Hugh turned around...WHAM!...Ole blasted Hugh with the Divorce Court. Ole then locked Hugh in the cross armbreaker. Hugh trying not to submit. Luckily for Hugh, the ropes weren't too far off and Hugh only had to scoot a short distance to get his hand on the bottom rope to force a break in the hold. Ole got to his feet and stomped on Hugh's left arm. Suddenly, Gene and Lars Anderson came walking down the aisle. Problem was, just as they got to ringside, Lord Humongous and Missing Link charged down the aisle behind them. Gene turned and saw Lord and Link coming and he and Lars took off around the ring with Lord and Link giving chase as the fans cheered. Lord and Link chased Gene and Lars back up the aisle to the back. Ole had pulled the hurting Hugh up and grabbed Hugh's left arm with his left hand and pounding on Hugh's left shoulder with his right fist. Ole then whipped Hugh into the ropes and went to nail Hugh with a clothesline but Hugh ducked the move and came back nailed Ole with his flying headbutt to the chest. Ole crashed to the mat. Both men down. Hugh slowly covered Ole and hooked the leg. 1...2...2-3/4... Ole kicked out. Hugh got up and went over and started climbing to the top buckle. Hugh struggled to make it to the top buckle because his left arm was in dire pain thus making it hard to climb. As Hugh made it to the top buckle, Ole unsteadily got to his feet. Hugh nailed Ole with a moonsault. Ole crashed to the mat and Hugh bounced off of Ole. Hugh quickly recovered and covered Ole and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell as the fans popped. Hugh got to his feet and the ref raised his right hand in victory. Hugh's left arm was basically useless. Hugh briefly, and painfully, celebrated the win in the ring before leaving. Hugh slapped fans' hands with his right hand on the way back up the aisle.

WINNER: Hugh - Pinfall - Moonsault - 11:05)

(Announcers discussed the big win by Hugh over Ole Anderson. Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; $100K WINNER-TAKE-ALL BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera; #1 Contender's Match (Winner gets a UWL Women's WT shot at 'Spring Mayhem'): Madusa vs. Bull Nakano; Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger; an i'view w/ Dusty Rhodes; The 'Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. The 'Man with the Head of Stone': 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. Missing Link; Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more! Said an i'view w/ DDP was coming up!)

(Video clips aired from last week of DDP preventing Father Dutch from interfering in his disciple Grog's match against Hugh Mor... and then Father Dutch costing DDP his match against 'Bad Boy' Brunzell later in the program by bashing DDP in the back of the head with his 18-inch solid wood crucifix.)

(In-ring: Ring Announcer Lee Marshall i'viewed DDP.

DDP came out to a strong ovation. He was in street clothes. Once in the ring, he made the Diamond sign and then did the 'Bang!' gesture.

Marshall asked DDP about the apparently escalating situation with Father Dutch.

DDP: "Man, this situation is getting crazy. Super crazy. You see, Father Dutch is like some messianic madman. He's a Jim Jones-type. I hope he doesn't have too many followers stashed somewhere. He really seems to believe he's been sent on some mission from God to purge certain UWL wrestlers of their supposed sins. And he believes that he's allowed to do whatever he thinks needs to be done to try and get the wrestler he's targeting at the moment to turn from their 'evil' ways. The man's a sadist. This guy is dangerously delusional. As our situation heats up, who knows what Father Dutch will do. But, I'm determined to fight this so-called holy man's c...ade. No matter the cost to me, this guy has got to be dealt with."

Gregorian chants played over the p.a. system. Father Dutch and Grog came out on the entrance stage. Father Dutch was in his priest's attire and Grog was in his silver and black mask and black leg-length tights with a silver cross on the outside of each leg. Father Dutch had a mic. They were loudly booed.

FD: "Dallas Page. Sinner! How does the back of your head feel today, Dallas? I bet it still hurts from where I hit it with my sanctified crucifix last week. You see, you've got a really big sin problem, Dallas. One of your worst sins is something you do repeatedly. It's like you can't help yourself. When a man gives himself over to certain sins then he is powerless to control them. Your sin is that of constantly getting involved in mine or Grog's matches. When Grog or I step in that ring it becomes sacred ground. That means when one or both of us is in there, people who are not supposed to be in there are to stay away. You, Dallas Page, should not be in there when Father Dutch and/or Grog are wrestling. That is unless one of us is wrestling you."

DDP: "Well if that's the case, unholy one, then why don't you and I have a match, man!"

Crowd cheered.

FD: "Mock a man of God and it will hurt you. I promise that. Page, you are a man who is dripping with sin. I've said before that the only way to drive sin out of a man like you and set you on the path to righteousness is through ruthless, uncompromising measures. That's the only way your life can be turned around and you can be saved from the horrors of the afterlife that will be inflicted upon you. I am all for a match with you. Because it will give me a chance to show you the error of your ways. I will literally kick the Hell out of you. And you will be the better man for it and will one day thank me for brutalizing you and cleansing you of your wicked ways."

DDP: "You know, Father Dutch, listening to you, I can tell that you want a match where violence and bloodletting are gonna be on the menu. A standard match between us will not do. So, I'm gonna let you pick the stipulations for a match we'll have. How about that, pops?"

FD: "It's Father, not pops! Don't desecrate my name, son! You're teetering on getting a one-way ticket into the fiery furnace! You mentioned bloodletting. I couldn't agree more. We need a match where much of your blood is extracted because it will rid you of so much of the sin toxin that permeates your body. And you'll let me pick the type of match? I must say that I'm honored. A lowly sinner wants the holy father to pick the kind of match where the lowly sinner will suffer at my hands. But, I'm not going to do it. Instead, we'll let the wheel decide what kind of match we have."

DDP: "What wheel?"

FD: "It's in the basement where I hold my church services. The wheel is next to the bingo ball cage. It has several different types of matches on it. I'll bring the wheel next week, let you spin it and whatever kind of match comes up, that's the type of match we'll have."

DDP: "Is there a 'Loser Goes To Hell' match on that wheel?"

FD: "If there was, then there would be no match because the ground would open up underneath you as you walked to the ring and swallow you whole. But there are matches that can certainly make you feel hell on earth. I guarantee that."

DDP: "You know what? I'm game. I'm willing to tempt the fates. Bring your wheel to the show next week. Whatever match the wheel lands on then that's the type of match we will have."

FD: "Wonderful. I'll bring the wheel next week. And I'll fervently pray for your soul in the interim and hope that the match we have, no matter what it is, will scare the Hell out of you."

DDP looked on from the ring at FD and Grog and the devilsih duo looked back at DDP before walking aff the entrance stage and heading to the back.)

(Announcers discussed the confrontation between Father Dutch and DDP. Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; $100K WINNER-TAKE-ALL BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera; #1 Contender's Match (Winner gets a UWL Women's WT shot at 'Spring Mayhem'): Madusa vs. Bull Nakano; Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger; an i'view w/ Dusty Rhodes; The 'Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. The 'Man with the Head of Stone': 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. Missing Link; Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more! Said Garvin vs. Link was coming up next!)


(Video aired for the 'Extenze Presents: Spring Mayhem!' PPV - Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rancho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)

(Video aired from two weeks ago of Ron Garvin interfering in the Handicap match between Lord Humongous & Missing Link vs. The Anderson brothers where Garvin interfered and KO'd Link after nailing Link in his unusually hard head with his third straight knockout punch and costing Lord and Link the match.)

Match 2 (The 'Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. The 'Man with the Head of Stone')
Missing Link (w/ Dark Journey) vs. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin

(Music-only version of 'Breaking The Law' played over the p.a. system and the crowd roared as Link and mgr. Journey came out and made their way to the ring. As they got to ringside, Link slammed his head against the ring post three times before getting in the ring.

Garvin came to the ring in blue tights and black boots with 'RG' on the outside of each boot and a towel around his neck. He was roundly booed coming to the ring. Once in the ring, Garvin placed the towel on the ring bolt that connects the top bolt to the ring post. Garvin's hand had apparently healed as it was no longer bandaged up.

Not much of a wrestling match as the two tough guys basically slugged it out. Both men had pin chances but couldn't score the win.

At the end of the match, Garvin whipped Link into the ropes and dropped Link with a lariat. Link laid out. Garvin then used the Garvin stomp on Link. Journey looking on from ringside. Garvin then stood back and cocked his right fist, bounced around on the balls of his feet and waited for Link to get to his feet. Link got to his feet and Garvin blasted Link with his knockout punch. Just like two weeks ago, Link didn't go down on the first punch but was staggered. Garvin flinched and shook out his hand. Garvin then re-loaded and nailed Link with another knockout punch and Link was staggered some more but didn't go down. Garvin the re-loaded and went to hit Link with his knockout punch a third time but Link blocked the punch and then nailed Ron with a trio of brutal headbutts that stunned Garvin. Garvin staggered backwards. Link then ran, hit the ropes and came off and hit Garvin with a flying bodypress. Garvin caught Link and stumbled back with Link in his arms and the two toppled over the top rope and crashed to the floor. Both men down. Ref started counting. Both men started getting to their feet. Garvin moved in and hit Link with a knee and a hard punch to the jaw that sent Link toppling backwards. Link crashed to the floor. Ref still counting. Garvin reached under the ring and brandished a folded up steel chair. As Link got to his feet, Garivn charged at Link and popped Link in the head with the chair. Link briefly winced and then stood straight up and looked at Garvin. Garvin then moved in and went to blast Link in the head with the chair again but Link grabbed the chair and a struggle ensued for control of it. Link kicked Garvin in the gut and gained control of the chair. Link then started slamming the chair against his own head and then started methodically moving towards Garvin. Ref called for the bell as the count reached 20.

Garvin backed away from Link and backed right into the steps. Link moved in and went to bash Garvin over the head with the chair but Garvin moved and Link wound up slamming the chair into the top ring step. Garvin was backing away from the still chair-wielding Link. Journey was standing at ringside and Link went to hit Garvin with the chair again but Link stopped when Garvin pulled Journey in front of him. Garvin held Journey in front of him as Link looked on with the chair raised over his head. After a brief stand-off, Garvin shoved Journey into Link and Garvin started walking backwards up the aisle. Link wanted to go after Garvin but Journey stopped Link. Garvin headed to the back. Link stomped around angrily on the floor and beat the chair against his own head a few more times before Journey was able to finally calm him down. Journey then talked Link into dropping the chair. The two then made it back up the aisle to cheers.

DECISION: Double Countout - 4:19)

(Announcers discussed the double countout between Garvin and Link. Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; $100K WINNER-TAKE-ALL BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera; #1 Contender's Match (Winner gets a UWL Women's WT shot at 'Spring Mayhem'): Madusa vs. Bull Nakano; Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger; Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more! Said an i'view w/ Dusty Rhodes was coming up!)

(Video aired for the 'UWL on Tour': Fri. - Apr. 5 - Dothan, AL - Dothan Civic Center; Sat. - Apr. 6 - Birmingham, AL - Boutwell Auditorium; Fri. - Apr. 26 - Jackson, MS - MS Coliseum; Sat. - Apr. 27 - Biloxi, MS - MS Coast Coliseum; Fri. - May 10 - Johnson City, TN - Freedom Hall; Sat. - May 11 - Jackson, TN - Oman Arena; Fri. - May 17 - Frankfort, KY - Frankfort Convention Center; Sat. - May 18 - Bowling Green, KY - Anderson Arena. More info: visit uwlslam.com!)

(Backstage: Larry Nelson i'viewed 'Superstar' Graham and mgr. the Grand Wizard. Wizard was holding a briefcase.

Asked about the $100K Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge later tonight.

Graham: "Before I go any further."

Graham flexed his bi-ceps.

Graham: "Look at those guns, daddy! The most impressive arms in the world! Ken Patera is a strong man! No doubt about that! He could probably beat me in certain types of lifting competitions! But the bench press is the 'Superstar's domain! I rule the bench press and it will be shown tonight! And I'm gonna be $50,000 dollars richer than when I arrived at the building! There is no way that Patera out lifts me on the bench! I am called the tower of power for a reason! My arms are insured for a whole lot of money! And thre's a reason for that, jack! Just look at 'em! Patera, I hope you're watching this! Look at these guns! Look at 'em and weep! You have walked right into being $50 grand poorer! They say there's a sucker born every minute! And one of them is named Ken Patera! I can't believe he wanted to put so much green on the line in this challenge! I was born to bench press! My momma told me that when I was a baby, I used to bench pres my bottle...when it was full of formula! That money's gonna look great sitting in bank account of the 'Superstar'!"

Graham flexed his bi-ceps and kissed them.

Wizard: "See this briefcase, Larry Nelson? It's going no further than me tonight! That's because Ken Patera made the biggest mistake of his career when offered to put up all that money in a bench press challenge against the master of the bench press! It was a fool's bet! It was like betting against the 49ers in the Super Bowl against the Ravens!"

LN: "Uh, the Ravens won the Super Bowl."

Wizard: "They did? Whatever! There is no way that Patera can outlift the 'Superstar' on the bench! It's impossible! Whatever Patera lifts, Graham will lift more! Eventually, even a strongman like Patera will not be able to lift the weight on the bar and that will be that! And Patera! That better be U.S. currency that you bring out with you and not something like $50,000 pesos! Prepare to pay, Patera! Prepare to pay!")

(Announcers intro'd video from last week of the Arn Anderson-Dusty Rhodes confrontation and Dusty attacking Arn.

VIDEO (edited):

'La Grange' by ZZ Top played over the p.a. system. Out came Dusty Rhodes to a mixed crowd reaction. Rhodes was wearing a Firm t-shirt, blue jeans and cowboy boots. He had a mic. Dusty got in the ring.

DR: "Arn Anderson! I came out here tonight to give these fans a little history lesson!"

Arn: "What history lesson is that?"

DR: "Why, a history lesson about you and me. (Big Dusty smile.) The wrestling fans out there who have just become fans of our sport probably don't know about our history together. Arn and 'Stardust' have wrestled each other several times in our careers. But in the past, we were on opposite sides of the fence. Arn was the one who received the catcalls when he came to the ring and I was the one who was cheered like the conquering hero. We've wrestled each other for championships; battled each other in grudge matches. We've shed a lot of each other's blood. We've made each other wear the crimson mask on quite a few occasions. And our battles were legendary."

Arn: "Is that it, Dusty? What that had to do with what I was talking about before you rudely interrupted me, I have no idea. But, thank you for giving these fans a brief history of Arn and Dusty. I'd like to finish my interview with Lee Marshall. You can go now."

Dusty seemed saddened by Arn's words.

DR: "You want me to leave? One of your greatest rivals. I can take a hint."

Dusty lowered his head and his shoulders dropped as he turned and started to leave the ring as Arn turned back to interviewer Lee Marshall.

Arn: "I've forgotten where we were before..."

Dusty hooked a u-turn and came up and bashed Arn across the back with a series of forearm smashes to Arn's upper back and dropped his mic. Dusty spun the stunned Arn around and blasted Arn with a DDT. Arn down. Dusty left the ring and went over to the timekeeper's table and picked up the empty steel chair, folded it up, and climbed back in the ring with the chair. Dusty placed the chair on the mat. Arn was starting to recover but Dusty went over and put the boots to Arn. Dusty then grabbed Arn and nailed him with his 'Stardust Driver' (aka, inverted piledriver) onto the chair. Arn laid out. Dusty then picked up the chair and started beating the downed Arn with the chair. Dusty got in a few shots before the crowd popped as the Nasty Boys, with chairs of their own, charged to the ring. Dusty saw the duo, dropped his chair and bailed from the ring just as the Nastys got in the ring. Nastys were ready for Dusty in the ring with their chairs raised for battle. As Rhodes stood at ringside looking on, Hall and Nash came to ringside to back up Dusty. Words were exchanged between the Nastys and the trio on the floor.)

(In-ring: Lee Marshall i'viewed Dusty Rhodes.

'La Grange' by ZZ Top played over the p.a. system and Dusty came out in his ring attire and top hat to a mixed crowd reaction. Dusty soaked in the reaction once in the ring.

LM: "Dusty, the question on everyone's mind is, why did you attack Arn Anderson last week?"

DR: "I attacked Arn Anderson because he hurt me. I came out to talk old times with Arn last week and he told me to get lost. You may not like me because I'm now with The Firm, but I still have feelings. As I pointed out last week, Arn and 'Stardust' have had many great battles with each other over the years. We know one another very well. I just wanted to reminisce with Arn about those days. We battled each other like a couple of wild stallions. And those matches are legendary. Long-time fans still talk about our matches to this day. They remember the fights over championships. They remember the bloodbath grudge matches we had. But Arn would hear none of it. He told me to hit the road and you don't talk like that to me, jack. Arn paid a heavy price for his disrespect of one of his greatest opponent's ever! Arn knows what I can bring to the table when we lock horns in the ring. He should have been thrilled beyond belief that I wanted to walk down memory lane with him. He should have been all smiles talking about a time that was a shangri-la period for pro wrestling. But, he couldn't do that..."

Arn came out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. He was in street clothes and wearing a soft neck collar because he was still feeling the effects of Dusty inverted piledriving him on a steel chair.

AA: "Dusty, you can see the result of your handiwork from last week right here around my neck. It hurts to try and move my head just a little in any direction right now. But, this collar will be off very soon. You talk about all the great matches we've had against each other in our careers. You won't get any disagreement from me about that. They were classics. We've exchanged titles. We've beaten each other senseless. We've bled buckets in our battles. That got me to thinking. Dusty, I'll make this short and sweet. Why don't you and I show these fans what it was like when we faced each other in the squared circle in the past. Let's have another go at each other, Dusty. I came out here to challenge you to a match at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Crowd cheered.

DR: "Arn, if you wanna go toe-to-toe again...I say bring it on! Let's give these fans, especially those who never got to see us wrestle before, a match that they'll remember for a lifetime!"

AA: "These fans will see why we've had one of the greatest feuds of all-time. It's back on! Arn Anderson vs. Dusty Rhodes!"

Pres. Watts walked out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. He received a minimal crowd response.

BW: "As someone who has many memories of the great matches between you two, I'm going to go ahead and make it official. It will be Arn Anderson vs. Dusty Rhodes at 'Spring Mayhem'! Let's get ready to hook 'em up!"

Crowd cheered the news.

DR: "When all is said and done in 19 days, the one thing these fans will remember in the battle between Dusty Rhodes and Arn Anderson is that Dusty Rhodes emerged the winner."

AA: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Dusty. That chapter of the book has yet to be written. And the ending may very well be different from the one you've got in mind."

The two stared each other down from a distance as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed Dusty vs. Arn being made for 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; $100K WINNER-TAKE-ALL BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera; Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger; Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more! Said the #1 Contender's Match (Winner gets a UWL Women's WT shot at 'Spring Mayhem'): Madusa vs. Bull Nakano was coming up!)

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed Ken Patera.

Asked Ken about the $100K Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge with 'Superstar' Graham later tonight and grand Wizard bringing up Patera's criminal past last week. Ken had a briefcase in his hand.

KP: "I heard the 'Superstar' and his pipsqueak manager the Grand Wizard out here earlier. They're full of a great deal of arrogant confidence. 'Superstar' Graham seems to think he's the master of the universe on the bench press. But I can lift my fair share on the bench press as well. I don't know if their goal is some sort of head game. But it won't work with me. I know I can match 'Superstar' lift for lift! They think I made a sucker's bet last week when I suggested that each of us put up $50 grand of our own money on this challenge and the winner gets all of it! The loser gets nothing! And I can tell you that there's a real damn good chance that the man who will walk away with nothing tonight is the supposed king of the bench press himself in one 'Superstar' Graham!

"The Grand Wizard brought up my past. Yes, I did go to prison for assault. I wasted two years of my life and wrestling career because I did something stupid. And I take complete blame for my actions that night. I was in the wrong. But, since I've gotten out I've lived a straight, law-abiding life. I'll have to live with what I did that night in Wisconsin for the rest of my life. I've chosen to focus on the positive and move forward. You're not going to sidetrack me by bringing up the past. I won't allow it.

"And one more thing."

Patera opened his briefcase that was full of money.

KP: "Here's the $50,000 dollars I'm putting up tonight. And, 'Superstar' and Wizard, it's money that I have earned. You want it? Then 'Superstar' can beat me cleanly in the Bench Press Challenge tonight. That's all you've got to do.")

(Video aired showing highlights from the two previous outstanding Nakano-Madusa matches. The women split the first two meetings. Video also showed footage of Madusa's recent wins over Angelina Love and Molly Holly.)

Match 3 (#1 Contender's Match -Winner gets the UWL Women's World Title shot at 'Spring Mayhem')
Bull Nakano (w/ mgr. Mr. Saito) vs. Madusa

(Nakano and Saito came to the ring first to boos. Nakano was waving the Japanese flag. The two got in the ring and Nakano walked around the ring waving the flag, thus generating more crowd heat.

After a brief pause, the song 'American Woman' played over the p.a. system. Madusa came to the ring waving Old Glory as the fans greeted Madusa with a strong ovation. Madusa slapped hand with fans while coming down the aisle.

Another staunch, classic battle between two of the top women wrestlers in the world. Some exciting near falls for both women. Saito never interfered.

During the match, UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari walked out on the entrance stage to watch the match. She was in a blouse and mini-skirt, red heels and her trademark tiara. Tina had the title cradled in her arm.

At the end of the match, Madusa was on the offensive. Madusa nailed Nakano with a pair of dropkicks that staggered Nakano but didn't topple her. Madusa then sent Nakano crashing to the mat with a double flying forearm smash (aka, flying burrito). Madusa went out on the apron and mounted the top buckle as the unsteady Nakano made it to her feet. Nakano turned around and Madusa came off the top buckle with a flying bodypress but Nakano caught Madusa in mid-air and turned it into a vicious powerslam on Madusa. Nakano for the cover. 1...2...2-3/4... Madusa got a shoulder up. Crowd buzzing. Shot of Tina looking on with an intense look on her face. Nakano pulled Madusa up, whipped Madusa into the ropes and caught Madusa coming off with a brutal lariat clothesline. Madusa crashed to the mat. Nakano then stood over and straddled Madusa and prepared to nail Madusa with a butt drop to the chest. Nakano looked out at the crowd, raised her fist and yelled 'Bonzai!'. Suddenly, Madusa reached up and grabbed Nakano's legs. Nakano struggled briefly not to go over but Madusa was able to flip Nakano into a pin try. 1...2... Nakano kicked out. Crowd groaned. Another shot of Tina as she was glued to the action.

Both women to their feet. Nakano got a kick in to Madusa's gut. Nakano then whipped Tina into the buckles. Nakano backed up into the opposite corner and charged at Madusa. Madusa found the strength to charge out of the corner and blast Nakano with a spear. Nakano crashed to the mat. Crowd went ballistic. Shot of Tina now with a look of disbelief on her face. Madusa went out on the apron and once again climbed to the top buckle as Nakano got to her feet. When Nakano made it up...WHAM! Madusa pulverized Nakano with a missle dropkick. Madusa covered Nakano and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell. Crowd went nuts. Shot of Tina on the entrance stage now looking very uneasy. Madusa got to her feet and the ref raised her hand in victory. Madusa hunched over with her hands on her knees in the ring. The defeated Nakano made it to her feet in the ring and came up behind Madusa and spun Madusa around. The two women stared at each other for a moment and then Nakano reached out and grabbed Madusa's hand and raised it victoriously to more crowd cheers. Nakano and Madusa then embraced and Nakano then shook Madusa's hand before leaving the ring and joining Saito on the floor and the two headed for the back.

Tina still looking on at Madusa. Madusa went over by the ropes and took the r.a. mic from Lee Marshall. Madusa looked right at Tina.

Madusa: "Tina Ferrari. For weeks now, I have promised that the next time I faced you in this ring I would beat you and end your title reign and undefeated streak here in the UWL. That promise is going to be fulfilled at 'Spring Mayhem'."

Crowd roared as Madusa looked on at Tina. Tina wasn't full of snarky comments or dismissive facial expressions. No, Tina Ferrari looked like someone who is very concerened the end of her streak and title reign might be coming to an end in just 19 days.

WINNER: Madusa - Pinfall - Missle Dropkick - 8:37)

(Announcers discussed Madusa beating Bull Nakano in the #1 Contender's match and earning the right for face UWL Women's Wolrd Champion Tina Ferrari with the title on the line at 'Spring Mayhem'.

Stack: "I have never seen Tina this worried about having to defend her World Title before. It's definitely in her mind that Madusa might just keep her promise at 'Spring Mayhem'."

Pedicino: "I don't think Tina thought Madusa was going to get another World Title shot for a long time. Now, in 19 days, Tina's undefeated streak and title reign could come to an abrupt end. Madusa's on a roll right now and I think she can back up the promise she's been making these last several weeks."

Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; $100K WINNER-TAKE-ALL BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera; Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more! Said DiBiase vs. Luger was coming up!)

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed the Nasty Boys.

Asked about tonight's match against Hall & Nash (WTTC).

Sags: "We have joined the war to save the UWL from The Firm! Hall and Nash, you boys wanna mess with the us?! That's great! We thrive on situations like this! Last week was a just a scuffle between us! Tonight's gonna be a nasty brawl!"

Knobs: "We just arrived in the UWL and we've already enlisted to join the war against The Firm! What you're gonna witness tonight is the nasty-sizing of Hall and Nash! The Nasty Boys will not retreat and the Nasty Boys will not surrender! If The Firm ever seizes control of the UWL, you can bet that one of the first things they'll do is cut the hell out of the pay of the wrestlers who don't go along with their program! Me and Sags will be damned if you think we're gonna let you seriously cut into our party fund! This is a battle for the UWL, the future of wrestling and continuing to party hard!")

Match 4
Firm Director Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger

(Luger came to the ring alone and to a solid ovation. Luger slapped hands with fans on the way to the ring.

DiBiase came to the ring to a mixed crowd reaction and to the strains of 'Money' by Pink Floyd. DiBiase was also alone.

Very short match that saw both men get some of their offense in.

At the end of the match, DiBiase was on the offensive. DiBiase had just nailed Luger with his backwards diving elbow smash from the middle buckle. DiBiase for the cover. 1...2... Luger kicked out. DiBiase pulled Lex up, whipped Lex into the ropes and looked to catch Lex coming off with an elbow to the chest but Lex ducked the move and came back and blasted Ted with his forearm smash to the head. DiBiase crashed to the mat. Schultz and Rude, in their ring attire, hit the ring and attacked Luger. Ref called for the bell.

Schultz and Rude hammered away on Luger and DiBiase recovered and joined in the beatdown. Crowd popped as Lord Humongous and Missing Link hit the ring as mgr. Journey came to ringside. Schultz and DiBiase bailed to the floor but Humongous caught Rude. Humongous staggered Rude with a big right to the head and then hoisted Rude up in the gorilla press position, held Rude for a couple of seconds and threw Rude down on DiBiase and Schultz on the floor. Rude, DiBiase and Schultz all crashed to the floor as the fans cheered. Lord let out a yell and pounded his chest as Link stomped around the ring. DiBiase, Schultz and Rude made their way to their unsteady feet on the floor as Luger, Lord, Link and now Journey looked on from the ring. Crowd eating it up. Schultz wanted to go after the unorthodox pair. DiBiase gestured for his men to head back up the aisle. Schultz instead jumped on the ring apron and Link came over and Schultz and Link scuffled briefly before Ted and Rude were able to pull Schultz back down to the floor. Fans eating it up. Schultz was yelling at Lord and Link as DiBiase and Rude nudged Schultz towards the aisle entranceway. Journey calmed down her two men in the ring. In the aisle, Schultz turned back and was yelling and pointing at Lord and Link. DiBiase and Rude both looked back as well before DiBiase herded his men to the back.

WINNER: Luger - DQ - Rude & Schultz interfered - 2:27)

(Announcers discussed Rude and Schultz interfering in the Luger/DiBiase match and Lord and Link coming out after Rude and Schultz again and this time Rude getting tossed out of the ring by Lord and crashing down on DiBiase and Schultz and Schultz and Link scuffling a little after that before things finally settled down. Said the $100,000 Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge was coming up!)

(Video aired for the 'UWL Top 5' for the week of 3-24 thru 3-30.

* Top 5 determined by the UWL Championship Committee.

UWL WORLD CHAMPION: Roddy Piper

1 - Rick Steiner (President's Champion)

2 - Rip Oliver (TV Champion)

3 - Arn Anderson

4 - Dusty Rhodes

5 - Hugh Mor...

* The President's Champion is automatically deemed the #1 contender.)

$100,000 Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge
'Superstar' Graham (w/ Grand Wizard) vs. Ken Patera

(Shot of the bench press area, which was in front of the entrance stage and off to the left of the rampway several feet away from the ringside barricade behind the last row of fans on the floor.

Larry Nelson, a weightlifting official (to make sure the lifts are clean) and a team of four spotters were in the bench press area.

'California Dreamin' played over the p.a. system and out came Graham and mgr. Grand Wizard. They were roundly booed. Graham was in his tie-dyed, leg-length tights, weight belt, tie-dyed tank top and boots. Wizard was in his usual tie-dyed tuxedo, turban, sunglasses, white shoes and carrying his gold-tipped black cane in one hand and the briefcase carrying Graham's $50 grand in the other. The two came down the rampway and turned and headed into the lifting area. A UWL official was standing next to a table and gestured for Wizard to put the case on the table. Wizard then clutched the case close to his chest with both arms and shook his head 'no' that he wouldn't do it. Graham and Wizard had words off-mic with the official. Three more UWL officials in suits came out and joined in the conversation. Wizard was not letting go of the case.

This brought Pres. Watts out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. Watts looked down at Wizard.

BW: "Grand Wizard. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. You can hand the briefcase over to the UWL official. Or, these guys will come down and take it from you by force and hand it to the official."

Crowd popped as out on the entrance stage walked Lord Humongous and Missing Link.

BW: "You've got the count of five to hand that money over, Wizard. Or, I'm sending in the A-Team here. 1...2...3...4..."

Just before Watts counted five, Wizard quickly handed over the case. Watts, Lord and Link then headed backstage. The three extra UWL officials who came out also left.

After a brief pause, Patera came out to a strong ovation. He was in his black wrestling singlet with 'KP' in white lettering on the front, weight belt and his black boots.

LN: "Welcome to the '$100,000 Dollar Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge'! The winner of the money will be the man who can lift the most weight on a single bench press! As you can see, we have a team of spotters with us. They will spot for the lifts and add weight to the lift bar as the weight lifts get higher. Also with us is weightlifting official Joe Tetchie. He will make sure all lifts are clean and fair.

"And now, the participants. Introducing first, seconded by his manger the Grand Wizard, he hails from Venice Beach, California, 'Superstar' Billy Graham!"

Crowd booed as Graham struck a couple of bodybuilder poses and then flexed and kissed his bi-ceps.

LN: "And from Provo, Utah, Ken Patera!'

Crowd cheered Patera and Patera acknowledged the crowd with a nod of the head and brief wave.

LN: "A coin toss was held backstage earlier this evening and 'Superstar' Graham won the and toss has elected to go first. The wrestlers will alternate with each round of lifts. The first amount to be lifted is 450 pounds."

Graham had a few more words with Wizard and then went over to the chalk box and chalked up his hands. Graham then sat on the weight bench and briefly mentally prepared himself before laying back. Three spotters took their positions around the lift bar. One spotter was behind Graham's head and the other two were at opposite ends of the weights.

Weightlifting official Tetchie stood off to the side and raised his hand and, after holding it in the air for a few seconds, dropped his hand signaling it was time for Graham to lift the weight. Graham lifted the weight off the lift bar holders, brought it down to his chest and then hoisted the weight into the air, held it for a second and placed it back on the holders. Official Tetchie signaled it was a clean lift.

LN: "'Superstar' Graham has successfully lifted the weight. Ken Patera will now attempt to lift the same amount of weight, 450 pounds."

Spotter wiped off the bench.

Patera went over and chalked up his hands. Patera sat on the bench and also briefly mentally prepared himself for the lift and laid back on the bench. Official Tetchie signaled for Patera to lift. Patera lifted the weight off the lift bar holders, brought it down to his chest and hoisted the weight into the air, held it for a second and then placed the bar back on the holders. Official Tetchie signaled it was a clean lift.

LN: "Both men successfully benched the 450 pounds. We will now move the weight up to 500 pounds."

Spotters had added the weight and wiped off the bench.

LN: "Ken Patera will go first on this lift."

Patera had wiped his hands off with a towel and then put more chalk on his hands. Patera again sat on the bench, mentally prepared himself and laid back on the bench. Official Tetchie signaled for Patera to lift. Patera lifted the weight off the holders and brought it down to his chest. Patera was able to hoist the weight up and hold it for a second and then place it back on the holders. Official Tetchie signaled it was a clean lift.

LN: "'Superstar' Graham will now attempt to match Ken Patera's lift of 500..."

Graham grabbed the mic away from Nelson.

Graham: "I WILL lift the 500 pounds!"

Crowd booed.

Mic made a thump as Graham shoved it back in Nelson's chest.

Spotters wiped off the bench.

Graham wiped his hands off and then put some more chalk on them. Graham sat down on the bench, mentally prepared himself and laid back on the bench. Official Tetchie signaled for Graham to lift. Graham matched Patera's lift of 500 pounds. Official Tetchie signaled it was a clean lift.

LN: "'Superstar' Graham has successfully lifted the 500 pounds. Graham will now go first on this lift as the weight is pushed up to 550 pounds."

Spotters added the weight and wiped off the bench.

Same ritual. Graham wiped off his hands and then put more dry chalk on them. Graham sat on the bench, mentally psyched himself up and laid back on the bench. Official Tetchie signaled for Graham to lift. Graham successfully lifted the 550 pounds and held it for a second in the air, but Graham seemed to struggle slightly comapred to his previous two lifts. Official Tetchie signaled it was a clean lift.

LN: "Ken Patera will now try to keep this challenge going by matching Graham's lift of 550 pounds."

Spotters wiped off the bench.

Patera wiped off his hands and then re-chalked them. Patera then sat on the bench, psyched himself up and laid back on the bench. Official Tetchie signaled for Patera to lift. Patera was able to lift the weight and hold it in the air for a second. Official Tetchie signaled it was a clean lift.

Camera caught a shot of Graham uneasily wiping his hand down over his mouth.

LN: "Ken Patera has lifted the 550 pounds! We will now move the wieght up to 600 pounds!"

Crowd buzzing.

LN: "Ken Patera will lift first."

Spotters added the weight and wiped down the bench.

Camera shot of Graham having an intense conversation with Wizard.

Patera wiped his hands and then re-chalked them. Patera sat on the bench and started to psych himself up. That was as far as he would get...

Graham, clearly panicked, grabbed a handful of chalk powder out of the chalk box, came up alongside Patera and threw it in Patera's eyes. A blinded Patera got up off the bench and started stumbling around. Graham moved in and nailed Patera with a couple of punches to the head and then slammed Ken's head into the weights on one side of the bar. Patera went down on the floor. Graham then charged over and went to grab the briefcases off the table but the UWL official tried to stop him. Graham shoved the UWL official down to the ground. He grabbed the briefcases and he and Wizard took off and ran around the side of the stage and disappeared. Pres. Watts came charging out onto the entrance stage with UWL security and they made their way into the bench press area. Shot of Patera, now wearing a mask of blood and chalk dust, on his knees next to the weight bench. Watts started talking with UWL security and pointing off to the side of the entrance stage in the direction where Graham and Wizard bolted with the loot as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed the Bench Press Challenge not ending as expected and Graham and Wizard running off with the money. Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?; the first 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update and more! Said Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. Nasty Boys was coming up!)

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed Hall and Nash. They were wearing the tag titles around their waists.

Asked about tonight's match-up with the Nasty Boys.

Hall: "If the Nasty Boys want to play rough with The Firm, then we'll play rough with them. We don't run from anybody. The Nastys are a couple of hard-partying loudmouths who obviously like to get involved in things that have nothing to do with them. They've now officially made themselves enemies of The Firm. And they're gonna learn the hard way that's not a good thing, yo!"

Nash: "I need to clarify something that Scott just said. While the Nasty Boys are hard-partying loudmouths, we're hard-partying loudmouths as well. The difference is that we're allowed to be that way because we're with The Firm and are the World Tag Team Champions! In other words, we have a license to be hard-partying loudmouths! The Nasty Boys haven't earned the right to be classified as such! Sags and Knobs! When you boys have these belts around your waists and prove you can compete with the elite members of The Firm, only then can you stake a claim to the title of hard-partying loudmouths! But until that time...you two clowns need to just shut up and sit in the corner! As for tonight, the Nasty Boys will still be drinking non-alcoholic beer once we've finished with them!")

(Video aired from last week of the scuffle on the floor between the Nasty Boys and Hall and Nash after the Nastys came to the ring to defend Arn after Dusty had laid out Arn with a 'Stardust Driver' (aka, inverted piledriver).)

Match 5 (Non-Title)
Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys

(Nastys came to the ring first to a strong ovation.

'Money' played over the p.a. system and out came Hall & Nash. They were without DiBiase. They received their usual mixed crowd reax.

Announcers pointed out that the match was non-title.

Explosive match in which both sides tore into each other. A couple of times during the match, all four parties fought in the ring until the ref was able to restore order. Nash got the 'pit stop' treatment from the Nastys when Sags rubbed Nash's face into Knobs' arm pit.

At the end of the match, Knobs and Hall were the legal men in the ring. The two battled back-and-forth before Hall got the upper hand with a kick to Knobs' gut. Hall laid into Knobs with a series of head slaps and then dropped Knobs with a discus punch. Hall snapped up Knobs, whipped Knobs into the ropes and caught Knobs coming off by the throat. Knobs then nailed Hall with a couple of elbows to the side of the head freeing Knobs from Hall's grasp. Hall briefly staggered. Knobs moved in and punched Hall in the head. Hall fired back. The two then engaged in a punch exchange and Hall got the upper hand. Hall went to whip Knobs into the ropes but Knobs reversed and caught Hall coming off with a brutal side slam. Crowd popped. Nash hit the ring and dropped Knobs with a kick to the face. Both men went down. Ref ordered Nash back to his corner. Nash and the ref had words in the corner as Knobs and Hall struggled to their feet. Ref distracted. Knobs caught Hall with a glancing blow to the head and Hall countered with a kick to the slats. Knobs toppled over. Sags hit the ring and dropped Hall with a clothesline. Nash charged into the ring and went to kick Sags in the face but Sags avoided the kick, kicked Nash in the gut and popped Nash with a swinging neckbreaker. Nash down and holding his neck. Hall and Knobs got up and Hall swung wildly at Knobs and missed and Knobs dropped Hall with an atomic drop.

Knobs and Sags then whipped Hall into the ropes and caught Hall coming off with the flapjack. Hall slammed into the mat. Knobs covered Hall and hooked the leg. 1...2... Nash had recovered and went to break up the pin but Sags tackled Nash into the corner. ...3! Ref called for the bell. Crowd screaming like naked ladies in a cold shower. Nastys ecstatic in the ring as the ref raised their hands in victory. The Nastys left the ring and briefly celebrated with some fans at ringside before heading back up the aisle and slapping hands with fans along the way.

WINNER: Nasty Boys - Pinfall - Knobs pinned Hall with the Flapjack - 9:24)

(Announcers discussed the Nastys beating the World Tag Champs Hall and Nash in a non-title clash. Hyped still to come: UWL WC Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel are here. Will we get an answer: Will Roddy Piper defend the WT against Wahoo at 'Spring Mayhem'?)

('SPRING MAYHEM' PPV UPDATE!

Announcers ran down the card so far:

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE MATCH: Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Madusa

Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Arn Anderson

'Extenze Presents: Spring Mayhem' - Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rancho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)

(Announcers then hyped for next week on 'Slam!':

- 8-Man Battle Royal with the winner getting a President's Championship shot at 'Spring Mayhem'

- Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action

- Rip Oliver will defend the TV Title

- Father Dutch's 'wheel' will be spun to determine the match between DDP and Father Dutch at 'Spring Mayhem'

AND MORE!!!

'Slam!' - FX - Tuesdays - 9:30pm E/P)

(In-ring: JJ, Wahoo and Harley came out to strong boos. JJ was in a suit and tie. Wahoo was in a dark blazer, white button up dress shirt open at the collar and dark dress shoes. Harley was in casual street clothes. All three men had mics.

As the men made their way to the ring, video aired from last week of World Champion Piper confronting Wahoo and Wahoo attacking Roddy and knocking Roddy to the mat with his big chop and Wahoo demanding a World Title match with Piper at 'Spring Mayhem'.

The trio soaked in the boos once in the ring.

'Born in the USA' played over the p.a. system and out came Pres. Watts with mic in hand. Modest response for the President.

Crowd really came to life when bagpipe music filled the arena and out came Roddy Piper. Piper was in street clothes and was carrying the title and had a mic in his other hand. Once in the ring, Piper briefly acknowledged the fans.

Before they could get down to official business, JJ turned to Race.

JJ: "Harley, why do you have a mic?"

Race seemed taken aback by the question.

HR: "So I can have my say."

JJ: "You are out here as a representative of JJ Dillon Enterprises. Since the issue at hand does not concern you, you need to be a silent presence tonight."

JJ grabbed the mic out of Race's hand and tossed it aside. Race had a look on his face of disbelief.

JJ: "Just stand there. Don't say a word."

Race looked unhappy but swallowed his pride and kept his piehole shut.

BW: "JJ, is there something going on within the ranks of JJ Dillon Enterprises that we should know about?"

JJ: "President Watts, there are no problems in JJ Dillon Enterprises. Things have never been better."

BW: "If you say so. The reason we are all out here tonight is because last week, Wahoo, you came out here and demanded a World Title match against Roddy Piper at 'Spring Mayhem'. I have been in discussions with the UWL Championship Committee all week about this matter. Wahoo, based on your career track record here in the UWL, as much as it pains me to say this, we feel that you have earned the right to a World Title shot at this time. With that said, on April 14th at the 'Spring Mayhem' pay-per-view, it will be Roddy Piper defending the UWL World Title against Wahoo McDaniel."

Crowd buzzing.

JJ was ecstatic.

JJ: "Yes!"

BW: "Wahoo, do you have anything to say?"

As Wahoo prepared to speak, crowd loudly booed Wahoo.

WM: "In spite of the repsonse I just received from this rabble out here, I do have something to say. I deserve this title match. It was a shot I was never going to get as long as I remained best friends with World Champion Roddy Piper. I would just wither in Piper's shadow as he would have kept promising me a World Title match that I know would never have come. I knew if I wanted this match that I had to make drastic changes. Joining JJ Dillon Enterprises has turned out to be nothing but a positive move for me. Piper, at 'Spring Mayhem', not only am I getting the World Title shot I so richly deserve; I'm also gonna become the second 2-time UWL World Champion in company history. And both 2-time World Champions will have been managed by this man right here. JJ Dillon has been the manager of champions. He has a track record that's more than proven. He gets positive results. And he's got another positive result coming his way on April 14th."

BW: "Anything you want to add, JJ?"

JJ: "Yes. I've managed a lot of wrestlers in my career. But Wahoo McDaniel is easily the best signing I've ever made."

Shot of Race looking on without a reaction.

JJ: "We both made the right decision. I made the right decision to pursue Wahoo McDaniel and he made the right decision by signing on with JJ Dillon Enterprises. At 'Spring Mayhem', our decision to join forces will prove very fruitful. As Wahoo has said, I am the manager of champions. No other manager can touch my record of leading men to titles here in the UWL. But, this will be my greatest achievement. I'm going to be the man to manage Wahoo to the UWL World Championship. And, if winning the World Title isn't sweet enough, Wahoo doing it by beating his former dear friend Roddy Piper will make it that much sweeter."

BW: "Roddy, what say you?"

RP: "I stand before all of you still in a state of stunned disbelief. Wahoo, I welcome our match at 'Spring Mayhem'. It didn't have to be this way, though. I would have given you a title shot if you had asked for one. No matter what happened in the match, win or lose, we would have still remained friends. We would have given the fans their money's worth in the ring. But we would have also shaken hands after the match. Wahoo, you've chosen to walk down the primrose path of destruction by signing with JJ Dillon. You think you've made the right choice. But, this man will chew you up and, when he feels he has no more use for you, he will spit you out.

"I intend to beat you at 'Spring Mayhem', Wahoo, and retain the World Title. But I won't be happy about doing it. It will be the toughest thing I've ever had to do. All this because you let Dillon get inside your head and fill it full of garbage. You're basically eating this man's garbage..."

WM: "Roddy! You listen to me! This is a business! And championships and money trump friendship and loyalty every time! I don't need you as a friend anymore! Those days are over! And you infer that JJ Dillon, a proven winner, is some sort of garbageman, well, I'll gladly wallow in his garbage dump any day of the week before I'd ever be friends with you again! This man's leading me straight to the top! The only thing you ever did for me, Roddy, was lead me in every direction except the one I needed to go in all along because you know what a threat I am to ending your run as World Champion! All the stuff you said about how all I had to do was ask you for a title match and you would have granted it...total bullshit! We'll both be getting what we deserve at 'Spring Mayhem'! I'll be getting the UWL World Title! And you'll be the former UWL World Champion and without your former best friend!"

RP: "Wahoo, when you speak now, it's like I'm hearing JJ's words come out of your mouth. I can't believe it. You're one of the toughest guys I know. And to see you like this, man, it kills me. But, you're right. This is a business. We've both got jobs to do. And it may just be you who walks out of that ring still a challenger and without your former best friend."

Wahoo moved in and got in Piper's face. Watts moved in and was prepared to break things up if they turned violent. Piper and Wahoo stared each other down as the program faded to black.)

END PROGRAM

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Lord Humongous, Missing Link & Rick Steiner (PC) (w/ Dark Journey) vs. Dusty Rhodes, David Schultz & Rick Rude
(WINNER: Lord, Link & Steiner - Pinfall - Steiner pinned Schultz with the Death Valley Driver - 14:11)
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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING!


JUST 12 DAYS FROM 'SPRING MAYHEM'!

An interview with UWL World Champion Roddy Piper as he prepares for his title defense against Wahoo McDaniel at 'Spring Mayhem'!

PLUS!

- Pres. Watts discusses the fallout from last week's $100,000 Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge

- A special pre-recorded interview with UWL Women's World Title challenger Madusa

- An interview with UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari live in the arena

- Father Dutch and Dallas Page will have their match at 'Spring Mayhem' determined by a spin of the wheel

- Wahoo sees action

- 8-Man Battle Royal (The winner gets a President's Championship shot at 'Spring Mayhem')

- Rip Oliver defends the UWL TV Title

- Lex Luger vs. Lars Anderson

- Another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV update

AND MORE!!!


Ep. 115 of 'Slam!' will be posted on Monday or Tuesday.
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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING - EP. 115 - FT. WORTH, TX - FORT WORTH CONVENTION CENTER - 4-2-13 (Live)

(Show Intro)

(Crowd Shots/Pyro)

(Announcers Steve Stack and Joe Pedicino welcomed viewers and ran down the program: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); an i'view w/ The Nasty Boys; Wahoo vs. Lash LaRue; The Firm is here; Lex Luger vs. Lars Anderson; a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; a special pre-recorded i'view w/ Madusa; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari is here; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more.)

Match 1 (UWL TV Title Match)
Rip Oliver (C) vs. Sam Houston

(Houston came to the ring to a modest crowd response.

Oliver came to the ring with the belt around his waist. He was booed.

Sam stunned Oliver by giving Rip a suprising battle that saw Sam almost win the belt on a couple of occasions during the match. But, in the end, Rip showed why he's the TV Champion by blasting Sam with his superkick finisher and covering Sam for the 1...2...3!

WINNER: Oliver - Pinfall - Superkick - 6:26)

(After the match: After Oliver had his hand raised in victory and was preparing to leave the ring, Pres. Watts came out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. Fair ovation for Watts.

BW: "Rip, before you leave the ring I have an announcement to make that concerns you. At 'Spring Mayhem', Rip, you will be defending the TV Title. The man you'll be facing in 12 days has scored some impressive victories here on 'Slam!' recently. And you know him very well. Your opponent in the TV Title match at is...Hugh Mor...!"

Crowd popped as Mor... came out on the entrance stage.

Rip took the r.a. mic from r.a. Lee Marshall.

RO: "If you think you caught me by suprise there, Watts, you didn't. I knew the day would eventually come when me and Hugh would cross paths with the TV Title on the line. Hugh, when we were tag team partners, I carried the team. That eight month World Tag Team Title reign we had, that was all because of me. Since I kicked you to the curb over a year ago, you've won how many championships? Zero. That's the exact number of titles you've won because you no longer have my coattails to ride on. At 'Spring Mayhem' nothing changes. When our match is over you'll still be a man who is incapable of winning a championship without me carrying your carcass on my back. I welcome this match. Because I'm gonna show everyone that without me, Hugh can't get the job done. Hugh will never hold gold in his UWL career again because I'm not there to take him to the top of the mountain."

Hugh took Watts' mic.

HM: "Rip! I may not have won a championship since our team broke up last year! But I have had pretty good success on my own since the split! Last week, I beat Ole Anderson! That's no small feat as Ole is one of the best wrestlers around! Now, we meet in a match where the TV Title is on the line! I haven't forgotten the shoddy way you treated me when we were a tag team, Rip! I carry hat chip on my shoulder every day! And the way I'm finally gonna get rid of that chip is by beating you and becoming the new TV Champion at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Crowd cheered as Oliver and Hugh glared at each other from a distance as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed Rip successfully defending the TV Title against Sam Houston and Watts making the TV Title Match: Rip (C) vs. Hugh for 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); Wahoo vs. Lash LaRue; The Firm is here; Lex Luger vs. Lars Anderson; a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; a special pre-recorded i'view w/ Madusa; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari is here; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more. Said an i'view w/ The Nasty Boys is next!)

(Video aired from last week of the Nasty Boys defeating World Tag Champs Hall & Nash in a non-title match.)

(In-ring: Lee Marshall i'viewed the Nasty Boys.

Nastys came to the ring to a good ovation. They were in their ring attire and wearing their sunglasses that were splattered with multi-colored paint. They briefly played to the crowd once in the ring.

Knobs: "Mayor of Nastyville Lee Marshall! Last week, we came out to this ring and we beat the World Tag Team Champions Hall and Nash! The Nasty Boys are fully committed to helping the UWL win this war against The Firm! We did our own small part last week when we won a battle against them! And if Hall and Nash or any members of The Firm want to tangle with the Nasty Boys, you don't have to look hard to find us!"

Sags: "The Firm wants to rule over the UWL! I'll be damned if they're ever going to rule the Nasty Boys! Ted DiBiase and that group of skunks that he's surrounded himself with are never gonna tell us what to do! We'll never work for them! The entire UWL roster has got to join the fight to stop The Firm from taking over here! It would not be a good thing for wrestling!"

Knobs: "It also wouldn't be a good thing for the Nasty Boys' party fund! I'll fight to the very last 12-ounces of liquid gold to make sure The Firm can't hamper the Nasty's hard-partying ways! You think you're in a war now?! Mess with our beer money!"

Hall and Nash came out on the entrance stage with mics in hand. Pair received a mixed crowd reax. Both were in street clothes and had the titles slung over their shoulders.

Hall: "Hey yo! Man, Nasty Boys, you come out here and brag about beating us last week! What did you win exactly?! Hmmmm... You won a match! You didn't win anything else! See these tag team titles?! We've still got 'em, you bozos! We lost a match to you! But we didn't lose these! And The Firm is still very much in this war! We're very much alive, chicos! That loss last week...it means very little to us! You guys on the UWL side are still gonna lose this war in the end and you'll be working for The Firm and you'll do what we tell you to do when we control this company!"

Nash: "Sags and Knobs! You guys need to keep worrying about your party fund! Just stick with that because that's more in-line with your talent and character! You beat us in a NON-TITLE match! When you're the champions, losing a non-title match is like losing an exhibition game! It doesn't count in the grand scheme of things! You're so proud to be fighting on the side of the UWL! You mean you're proud to be fighting for the losing side?! Ha! As far as we're concerned, last week was, at best, a small victory for the UWL! It was a small, trivial battle that was won by you guys! It was simply a speed bump on the road for The Firm! We hit the bump, got a little shaken up, but recovered quickly! Now, we're back on the path to victory! There may be few more setbacks along the road; but we will not be stopped from attaining total power here in the UWL!"

Out on the entrance stage walked Pres. Watts. Watts had a mic and got little response from the crowd.

BW: "Hall and Nash, I hear you two out here saying that last week's non-title win by the Nasty Boys against you wasn't that big of a deal in your opinion."

Nash: "That's right! It wasn't all that important in the grand scheme of things, President Watts! We're still the World Tag Team Champions! We lost a match, not the titles!"

BW: "That might be about to change. Because the Nasty Boys beat you in a non-title match last week, Hall and Nash, you will be defending the World Tag Team Titles at 'Spring Mayhem'! And your opponents will be the Nasty Boys!"

Crowd cheered. Hall and Nash seemed to take the news in stride. Nastys were ecstatic in the ring.

Hall: "Look at how happy the Nasty Boys are, man! You'd think they just won free beer for life! Remember this! You guys have to beat us to win these belts! We don't have to beat you!"

Nash: "Go ahead and celebrate now! Because you will not be celebrating at 'Spring Mayhem'! The Firm is on a mission! And it's a mission that we have to fulfill! Total victory or total defeat!"

Knobs: "Hall and Nash! Yap! Yap! Yap! I'm hearing a lot of talk right now! We showed last week that we can beat you! And we can do it again at 'Spring Mayhem' with the titles up for grabs!"

Sags: "Yeah! And if we win those titles, then we're gonna have the biggest Nasty-party of all-time with plenty of beer! And everybody will be invited...except for members of The Firm!"

Knobs: "Hall and Nash! Prepare for a rough lesson in Nasty-fication!"

Fans cheered as the segment ended with the long-distance staredown.)

(Announcers discussed Pres. Watts making the WTT Title match for 'Spring Mayhem': Hall & Nash (C) vs, The Nasty Boys. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); Wahoo vs. Lash LaRue; The Firm is here; a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; a special pre-recorded i'view w/ Madusa; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari is here; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said Lex Luger vs. Lars Anderson is coming up!)

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(Video aired from last week of the Luger-DiBiase match that ended when Schultz & Rude interfered on behalf of DiBiase and Lord Humongous and Missing Link coming to Luger's aid.)

Match 2
Lex Luger vs. Lars Anderson

(Lars came to the ring alone and was moderately booed by the fans.

Luger came to the ring to a nice ovation. Luger slapped hands with fans on the way to the ring.

As expected, Lars gave a Luger a fight.

At the end of the match, Luger was on the offensive. Luger had worked over Lars a little and then whipped Lars into the ropes and bent down and looked to catch Lars coming off with a backdrop but Lars instead nailed Luger with a kick to the chest. Luger shot up and stumbled backwards but didn't go down. Lars then dropped Luger with a clothesline. Lars nailed Luger in the head with some punches, pulled Luger up, whipped Luger into the ropes and caught Luger coming off in the fireman's carry position. Lars nailed Luger with the Minnesota Wrecker (aka, Samoan Death Drop). Lars covered Luger and hooked the leg. 1...2...2-3/4... Luger kicked out and sat up. Lars stomped on Lex's upper back, pulled Luger up and went to whip Luger into the ropes but Luger reversed and caught Lars coming off with a scoop powerslam. Luger got up and gestured it was time for the rack. Luger hoisted Lars up in the rack and Lars was only in the hold for a few seconds before submitting. Ref called for the bell and Luger released Lars and Lars dropped to the mat. Ref raised Luger's hand in victory.

WINNER: Luger - Submission - Torture Rack - 5:25)

(After the match: Marshall i'viewed Luger.

LL: "Two times! Two times now, I have wrestled Ted DiBiase of The Firm in recent weeks only to have some of the thugs employed by him interfere in the match and there was no clear winner! I'm sick and tired of this! DiBiase! Get your ass out here right now!"

After a brief pause, Director DiBiase came out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. He was in a suit and received a mixed crowd reax.

Ted: "Luger, would you like some cheese to go with your whine? Hahaha! You need to look at the upside here, Luger. You didn't lose to me; which is what would have happened had both of those matches continued. It is..."

LL: "I would have lost to you, huh? Then why unleash your thugs during the match if you were so sure of victory?"

Ted: "Because sometimes it's not about winning a match for The Firm. Sometimes, Luger, it's about sending a message to the UWL. The price you guys are gonna pay for standing in The Firm's way is gonna get a whole lot steeper, Luger. You have cast your lot with the enemy and you shall be treated like an enemy and shown no mercy at the hands of The Firm!"

LL: "If your goal was intimidation then it didn't work, Ted! I want you in another match! And this time there must be a winner!"

Ted: "Is that really what you want, Lex? You want to face me again? You realize that if we wrestle each other again, I can't guarantee serious problems won't arise during the match."

LL: "What kind of serious problems? You mean your thugs attack me again?! I'm willing to take my chances! Let's have one more match!"

Ted: "Well, if you..."

Pres. Watts walked out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. Tepid crowd response to his appearance.

BW: "I'll cut right to the chase. I want to see a winner in a match between you two. So, at 'Spring Mayhem', it's gonna be Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger and there must be a winner. Oh, and one more thing. For that match, every other member of The Firm is barred from ringside!"

Crowd cheered.

Ted: "Luger! You're losing at 'Spring Mayhem'! No Firm! No problem!"

LL: "We'll see about that.")

(Announcers discussed the Luger-DiBiase confrontation and Watts coming out and making a match between the two for 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); Wahoo vs. Lash LaRue; The Firm is here; a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari is here; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said a special pre-recorded i'view with Madusa was coming up!)

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(Announcers intro'd this pre-recorded i'view w/ Madusa as Madusa prepares to face UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari for the title at 'Spring Mayhem'.

VIDEO:

Video shows Madusa sitting and facing an off-camera interviewer. You never hear the interviewer's voice. The questions he asks come up in white lettering in front of a black screen.

Q: How did you get your start in professional wrestling?

Madusa: "I was trained by Eddie Sharkey and former Olympian turned pro Brad Rheingans. When I first started wrestling, I wrestled on small independent cards. Sometimes, there were only 20 or 30 people in the crowd. I certainly didn't make much money when I started. There were times when I was paid $5 dollars a night for my work. This was how I paid my dues to break into this business. We usually wrestled in school gyms, rec centers or very small arenas. It was tough at first. The grind of traveling in a packed car to towns that were sometimes hundreds of miles apart; staying four to six in a cheap motel room to save money; the 'bologna blowouts', where we pooled our meager finances to buy some lunch meats and bread at the store just so we had something to eat. It was the definition of 'roughing it' by pro wrestling standards. Others who were at the bottom of the ladder like me that couldn't take the grind gave up and quit. There were times I wanted to give up. I'm glad I didn't. I worked hard, did my job and finally got noticed."

Q: About your time in the American Wrestling Association (AWA)?

Madusa: "The AWA was my first big break in this business. I will always be grateful to Verne Gagne for giving me the chance to show what I could do before a national audience. A lot of people speak negatively about Verne and, while he could be pretty tight with money, he gave me a strong push and I became the top female wrestler in his company. I also worked as a valet with Dallas Page's Diamond Company. Dallas was breaking into the business then as well. He's also made a good career for himself, thanks in large part to Verne. I also valeted for the AWA World Champion at the time, Curt Hennig. Curt was a rising superstar and he taught me a lot about the ins and outs of this business. I also got my first taste of managing there as I managed a wrestler by the name of 'Mr. Magnificent' Kevin Kelly. It was an exciting time. I was sad when the AWA finally had to close its door because they could no longer compete financially with the bigger national promotions. But, it was a valuable life-lesson in wrestling for me. I have fond memories of the AWA."

Q: What was it like wrestling in Japan?

Madusa: "Wrestling in Japan was a real eye-opener. While Verne presented women's wrestling in a serious manner, our matches were always at the bottom or in the middle of the card. We always got overshadowed by the men. Even if the women had the best match on a show, the men still got the lion's share of the attention. In Japan, the women are highly respected athletes. They had their own promotions which were treated just as seriously as the men's promotions. It was a great learning experience. I trained in a dojo over there and if you want to talk about tough...the dojo could be a harsh environment for wrestlers learning the art from the Japanese viewpoint. There was no messing around. When you went out to that ring you wanted to have the best match on every show because there was a serious pride factor involved. Their style was also much harder physically for women than the way they work here in the States. Some of my best matches have been against Japanese girls. The three matches I've wrestled against Bull Naknao here in the UWL are three of my personal favorite matches of all-time. They were tough. But when you saw the finished product, it was worth the bumps and bruises suffered along the way to give the fans matches that they will remember for a long time. Going to Japan was a great move for my career."

Q: What about your time in the WWE?

Madusa: "The WWE, then known as the World Wrestling Federation, almost felt like a step back at times. Vince paid well. Really well. I was known under the ring name Alundra Blayze there. I didn't mind the name change. I was in the biggest show of all. But, the WWF treated women's wrestling as basically filler. And they often had me in what were not much more than comedy matches with Bertha Faye. No offense to Bertha, but those matches weren't exactly match of the year-caliber battles. Unlike big Bull Nakano, Bertha didn't really do much in the ring. After a while, I felt like I was treading water there. Like I said, the money was good. But my career was going nowhere fast. I had to get out before my career was buried."

Q: How were things in World Championship Wrestling?

Madusa: "My times in WCW were a mixed bag. Just like in the WWF, women's wrestling was just filler. It wasn't taken too seriously. The most exciting time for me there was working as a valet/troublemaker for Paul E. Dangerously's Dangerous Alliance. I got to mix it up with the guys some in WCW. It was pretty wild. I was also used as t&a there. I remember having a bikini showdown with Missy Hyatt. My biggest regret also occured in WCW. That's the time I showed up on 'WCW Nitro' and threw the WWF Women's Title in a garbage can on national TV. It wasn't the best move one could make. It seemed revolutionary at the time. But, it could have been really costly in the long run. I know Vince wasn't happy when he saw it. Word got back to me on that real fast. I regretted it almost as soon as the title went into the can. When WCW started to go downhill, things seemed to go downhill for me, too. I was mainly just more t&a in a business that was getting more and more edgy. I knew the writing was on the wall there when I was booked in the 32-man tournament to decide the new WCW Men's World Champion. It was a complete joke. I lost the first time and then they re-inserted me into the brackets to lose again. It was a slap in the face to every male wrestler who's ever laced up a pair of boots. While it would be good for wrestling if WCW was still around, I wasn't too upset when they closed their doors. The place was an out-of-control mess at the end. Inmates were running the asylum."

Q: On wrestling in the UWL?

Madusa: "I watched the UWL broadcasts and saw how they presented women's wrestling. They treat it more seriously here than in any other American promotion I've ever been in. They contacted me last spring about coming in and I gladly accepted their very fair offer. If only the WWF and WCW and American women's only promotions had treated women's wrestling this way. I have never had a moment of regret regarding my decision to come here."

Q: Your thoughts on UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari?

Madusa: "Let me just say upfront that I do not like Tina Ferrari. I don't think there's ever been another wrestler, male or female, who burns me up more than she does. But, you've got to give the she-devil her due. Tina Ferrari has backed up her words with actions. Up to now, she has remained undefeated in the UWL. Her Women's World Title reign now stands at 14 months, which is the longest title reign of any kind in the history of the UWL. The problem for Tina is that she's put herself in a very precarious situation. Nothing lasts forever. Once she loses her undefeated streak and title reign, everything that she's worked for will come crashing down around her. She'll topple hard off her throne. It will not be a soft landing for her when she hits the ground. Because she has such a big mouth and likes to brag constantly about her accomplishments here and how she's said in the past that she'll die without ever losing the UWL Women's World Title, she's backed herself into a corner. She's been the only Women's Champion in this company's history. Once she loses, her air of invincibility is gone. It will vanish in three seconds. Then, she'll be put in the position of the challenger. She's never had to deal with being the chaser of the title. But she's about to have to deal with. The question is, how will she handle no longer being the top woman wrestler?"

Q: On promising to win the title at 'Spring Mayhem' and ending Tina's reign and undefeated streak?

Madusa: "I am extremely confident heading into this match. It's not an arrogant confidence, either. With each title defense, Tina Ferrari gets one match closer to judgment day. And on April 14th at 'Spring Stampede', I believe that I will be the one to end things for Tina. The undefeated streak. Gone. The Women's World Title reign. Gone. That's a promise.")

(Announcers discussed the Madusa interview and her confidence heading into the match-up with UWL Women's WC Tina Ferrari at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); The Firm is here; a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari is here; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said Wahoo vs. Lash LaRue is coming up next!)

(Video footage aired from last week of the Piper-Wahoo confrontation and Watts making the UWL World Title Match: Piper (C) vs. Wahoo for 'Spring Mayhem' and Piper and Wahoo having a staredown at the end.)

Match 3
Wahoo McDaniel (w/ JJ) vs. Lash LaRue

(LaRue came to the ring first and had his bullwhip with him. He got a less-than-enthusiastic response coming to the ring.

Wahoo and JJ came to the ring to very loud boos.

LaRue got in some offense but Wahoo took most of the match. Wahoo finished off LaRue with his big chop finisher and covered Lash and scored the 1...2...3!

WINNER: Wahoo - Pinfall - Big Chop - 2:51)

(After the match: Lee Marshall i'viewed Wahoo and JJ.

Marshall asked about the upcoming title match with Piper.

JJ: "12 days is now all that stands between Wahoo McDaniel and his destiny. And it's a destiny he richly deserves. Roddy Piper is now hunted by a man that knows him like, well, a best friend. This man standing with me is the uncrowned World Champion. All that time spent in Piper's shadow has made him angry. He knows that a great injustice occured by being Piper's friend. He knows that Roddy Piper was a stumbling block in his path. He has now removed that stumbling block and his path is now clear all the way to becoming the UWL World Champion for the second time."

LM: "Where's Harley Race right now?"

JJ: "Harley is in the back preparing for the 8-Man Battle Royal. But, this interview isn't about Harley, is it?! This interview is about Wahoo McDaniel and the World Title match coming up at 'Spriing Mayhem'! So why even bring up Harley Race?! He's not important here!"

LM: "Wahoo McDaniel, just listen to these fans booing you. And now, some garbage has hit the ring. What are you thinking heading into 'Spring Mayhem'?"

Boos continued as Wahoo prepared to talk.

WM: "As far as I'm concerned about this garbage...it's garbage being thrown by garbage!"

More boos and some more trash thrown in the ring.

WM: "Roddy Piper! Turning on you and joining JJ Dillon Enterprises is the best thing I've ever done in my career! As JJ said, I am the uncrowned World Champion! But, by aligning myself with the manager of champions here in the UWL, I'm gonna become the two-time UWL World Champion and JJ will be the manager of a champion for the seventh time!"

LM: "Roddy seems devastated by what has transpired. Don't you feel for your old friend at all?"

WM: "That's former friend, Lee Marshall! I don't give a rat's ass how Roddy Piper feels! The only thing I can tell you is that he's gonna feel a lot more pain in 12 days! He's gonna feel physical pain! And he's gonna feel the pain of loss when I beat him and take the World Title! Roddy Piper can go to hell, straight to hell, for all I care! He oppressed me! He made sure that I was always second fiddle in our friendship! No more! This is the new Wahoo McDaniel talking! I'm lookng out for number one now! And number one is me!")

(Announcers discussed the Wahoo win and Wahoo and JJ's words for Piper after the match.

Pedicino: "Another thing that needs to be brought up here, Steve, is Harley Race. It almost seems like he's been tossed aside by JJ since JJ signed Wahoo. You've got wonder what Harley thinks about all this?"

Stack: "Joe, Harley can't be too happy about what's going on concerning his treatment all of a sudden. But, he's keeping everything close to the vest. Harley's a guy who's good at not letting on as to what he is thinking. Unless this situation boils over publicly, we'll probably never know what Harley's true thoughts are on this matter."

Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari is here; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said The Firm is here next!)

(In-ring: 'Money' played over the p.a. system and four members of The Firm came to the ring. They received a mixed crowd reax.

Hall and Nash were in their ring attire and Rhodes was in casual street clothes and DiBiase was in a suit. All four had mics. The four soaked in the crowd response once in the ring.

Rhodes: "Call all your friends! Tell all the neighbors! The Firm is now on 'Slam!' wrestling! Prepare to be educated in a way you've never been educated before!

"At 'Spring Mayhem', Arn Anderson, it's gonna be you and me! One-on-one! We've wrestled each other a whole bunch in the past! And now our feud has been re-ignited here in the UWL! It's gonna be hotter than ever, jack! Arn, I know you're gonna be at your very best for 'Spring Mayhem'! But your best isn't gonna be good enough to beat 'Stardust'! When I beat you it will be another battle won for The Firm in their war with the UWL!"

Hall: "Hey yo! You all heard the news earlier tonight, man! Me and Big Kev are defending these tag team titles against the Nasty Boys at 'Spring Mayhem'! And we're gonna prove something! And that is that we can be a lot nastier than the Nasty Boys! Sags and Knobs! You guys beat us in a match when these belts weren't on the line! In 12 days, when these titles are on the line, it's a whole different ballgame! We'll do anything to keep these tag titles, guys! It's all part of our master plan! First, win all the men's championships here in the UWL and then take over the UWL by any means necessary! So, Nasty Boys, enjoy looking at our sparkly belts! Because you're not gettin' 'em at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Nash: "The war rages on! The UWL vs. The Firm! The people tune week after week to see what's gonna happen next! Who's gonna have the upper hand one week and who's gonna have it the next! In a war, there is always an ebb and flow! The Firm's had the advantage for a while and the UWL has held serve for a time! But there's one thing I can guarantee you! At 'Spring Mayhem', Hall and Nash are gonna enter the ring against the Nasty Boys as the World Tag Team Champions! And we're gonna leave the ring still the reigning World Tag Team Champions! And, Nastys! We don't care if we're not invited to your stinking party after the pay-per-view! No one can party like the boys in The Firm can party! Also, the people attending your party will be attending a loser party! That's just what the Nasty Boys are gonna be when we get through with 'em...losers!"

Ted: "As you'll notice, two members of The Firm are not out here with us tonight. That's because David Schultz and Rick Rude are not here. They're on a special mission on behalf of The Firm. But don't worry, all of The Firm will be back together next week.

"Lex Luger! We square off at 'Spring Mayhem'! President Watts has declared there must be a winner in our match and every member of The Firm is banned from ringside! That's alright with me! As I said earlier this evening, no Firm, no problem! Hahaha! You come out here Luger and walk around and like to show off your muscles! Where did those muscles come from, hmmm? Did you get all those muscles by just hitting the weights real hard?! Or did you have a little help, Luger?! That's the million dollar question! What I'm going to show everyone in 12 days is that wrestling skill and smarts will beat a power wrestling musclehead like you every time! Let's not insult these fans out here! They know I'm the superior ring technician! They know I'm a helluva lot smarter than you, Luger! You may have a power wrestling arsenal! But it's not a very expansive arsenal! People just meed to watch a few of your matches to see that you have to win with brute force! You can't get the job done any other way! When it comes to comparing the wrestling skills of Lex Luger and Ted DiBiase...it's like comparing a complete set of encyclopedias to a pamphlet! And I'm the encyclopedias! Luger's really gonna have to catch me off-guard to beat me! But I wouldn't bet on Luger getting the win at 'Spring Mayhem' because it's like this! No Firm! No problem! Hahahaha!")

(Announcers discussed The Firm's interviews. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Pres. Watts has some major announcements concerning 'Spring Mayhem'; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); a look back at last week's Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said an i'view w/ UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari was next!)

(In-ring: Lee Marshall i'viewed UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari.

'Invincible' by Pat Benatar played over the p.a. system. Ferrari came out in a burnt orange party dress, white heels and her trademark tiara. She had the title slung over her shoulder. She was strongly booed as she got in the ring. Ferrari didn't look too happy.

Tina: "Why in the world did Madusa get a special video interview?! Something like that should be reserved for the Women's World Champion! Hello! As you can see, I'm the one with the championship! This belt meanss I'm the champion! Unbelievable! You don't treat a challenger better than the champion! I am undefeated! I am unbeatable! I have been the UWL Women's World Champion for one year and two months! But I don't get a special big deal video made about me! Madusa deserved to have that video made about her as much as a guy with an IQ no larger than his shoe size being allowed on 'Jeopardy!' Something stinks here! I'm the best female wrestler of the modern era! In a truly just world, they would make movies about my life and greatness! But the UWL doesn't have even the smallest bit of class to do a small documentary on me!

"So, fuel has been added to the fire! I've now got more incentive to beat Madusa at 'Spring Mayhem' and retain the title! After I win, I am demanding that the UWL gives me the credit I deserve, dammit! I want a tribute to me and I want it produced by the UWL and funded on their dime! And it had better be a spectacular that is fitting of someone in my position! I'm not done! Oh no! On the 'Slam!' following 'Spring Mayhem', I want Tina Turner to come out and sing 'Simply The Best' to me while I sit on a throne in this ring because I am simply the best! I am better than all the rest of the female wrestlers out there and that includes Madusa! I am the gold standard of women's wrestling! And the UWL needs to start treating me like it!"

Tina then angrily left the ring to boos and headed to the back.)

(Announcers discussed Ferrari's angry tirade.

Pedicino: "I think the pressure of the upcoming match with Madusa at 'Spring Mayhem' is starting to get to Tina. And the way things are going for Madusa right now in the ring and with her confidence level, Tina may not even be in a position to demand some video spectacular about herself come April 15th."

Stack: "Joe, Tina definitely seems more than a little worried about the threat Madusa poses to her title reign and undefeated streak. One thing I think needs to be mentioned here is that no matter what happens at 'Spring Mayhem', love her or hate her, Tina Ferrari has had an incredible run since she arrived here."

Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; 8-Man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayehm'); Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said Pres. Watts has a major announcement about 'Spring Mayhem' next!)

(In-ring: Pres. Watts, a UWL official and six members of UWL security came to the ring to the strains of 'Born in the USA'. He had a mic and received a small ovation coming out.

BW: "I have a major announcement to make about 'Spring Mayhem'. But, before I go any further, take a look at this video."

Video clips aired from last week of the $100K Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera.

Video showed the area in the arena where the bench press challenge would take place and the two briefcases containing the money sitting on a table being guarded by a UWL official. Video showed Patera and Graham matching each other in lifts between 450-550 lbs. Video then showed Patera sitting on the bench preparing for his 600-lb. lift and Graham grabbing a handful of the chalk weightlifters rub on their hands and Graham sneaking up on Patera and throwing the powder in Patera's face and then a blinded Patera getting up and staggering around and Graham punching Patera and then slamming Patera's head into the weights on one side of the weight bar and Patera going down. Video then showed Graham shoving down the UWL official guarding the money and grabbing the two cases and he and mgr. the Grand Wizard fleeing the scene. Final shot was of Patera on his knees, his face a mask of blood and chalk.

BW: "Would Ken Patera please come to the ring."

After a brief pause, Patera, in street clothes, came to the ring to a strong ovation. He had a mic. Patera stalked around in the ring.

BW: "Right now, I need 'Superstar' Graham and the Grand Wizard to come down."

'California Dreamin' played over the p.a. system. Wizard and Graham came to the ring to loud boos. Graham was in street clothes and carrying one of the briefcases and the Wizard was in his usual tie-dyed tux, gold turban, sunglasses, white shoes and carrying his gold-tipped cane as well as the other briefcase. Both had mics. Once in the ring, Graham flexed and kissed his biceps.

BW: "Wizard and Graham, hand the cases containing the money to UWL official Mike Jones."

Wizard and Graham both hesitated.

BW: "We haven't got all day! Let's go! Hand the money over...now!"

Wizard and Graham reluctantly handed the cases over to the UWL official.

BW: "I'm glad we didn't have to forcibly extract those cases from you. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you guys did the right thing. I guess that phone conversation we had last week, Wizard, made giving up the stolen loot much easier to do."

Wizard: "You threatened us with an indefinite suspension and $250,000 dollar fine if we didn't do it! Watts, you are a bully!"

BW: "Well, look at the bright side. You're not going to be suspended. But, I'm still fining both of you. You're each being fined $10,000 dollars for the theft! And Graham, you're also being fined an extra $5,000 dollars for putting your hands on a UWL official!"

Wizard: "What?! This is not fair! We gave the money back!"

BW: "It wasn't fair last week when your man Graham attacked Ken Patera and busted him open and then took off with the money, either! You guys got off light as far as I'm concerned!"

Patera was doing everything in his power to keep from losing it. Graham and Wizard talked briefly off-mic.

Wizard: "President Watts! Since you are fining us a total of $25,000 dollars, the 'Superstar' and I have decided to pay our fines right now out of the money in our case!"

BW: "No you won't. The two fines are separate from the money that was put up for the bench press challenge."

Graham: "Why?! You've got the money right there, daddy! We'll just take the $25,000 dollars we have left and be on our way!"

BW: "That's not happening, either. Because the $100,000 dollars is gonna be put on the line again."

Graham: "In another bench press challenge?! That's ridiculous!"

Patera was looking on and still seething.

BW: "I said nothing about putting the money on the line in another bench press challenge. I'd be worried you two would try and run off with it again. Instead, I've got another idea. At 'Spring Mayhem', Ken Patera and 'Superstar' Graham are gonna face-off in a match and the winner will get all the money!"

Graham: "Alright! You want it that way, fine! Not only can Patera not out-bench press me, he's also not beating me in a wrestling match!"

BW: "We'll see about that at 'Spring Mayhem', 'Superstar'!"

Ken: "'Superstar'! If you really felt you could have beaten me in the bench press challenge, then you wouldn't have done what you did to me! My eyes were caked with blood and chalk! My ability to see was affected for hours after the attack! I'm still having headaches to this day from you slamming my head into those weights! But, I don't care if my head swells up to the size of a watermelon! When I get you in that ring at 'Spring Mayhem', I'm gonna rip you a new one! And your manager better not get any ideas about interfering in the match, either! Because if he does, I might just rip his head off and use it for a bowling ball!"

Crowd popped.

Graham: "Lay a hand on the Grand Wizard, Patera, and I'll do everything in my power to make sure you never wrestle again, jack! At 'Spring Mayhem', I'm winning that money! And you can go back to being nothing more than the ex-con wrestler you are!"

A furious Patera dropped his mic and tackled Graham to the mat and started punching him as fans cheered. The two then started rolling around on the mat exchanging punches as Watts signaled for UWL security to pull the men apart. UWL security was able to pry the fighting parties apart. Three security members were able to drag the pissed Patera to one corner and the other three security members pulled Graham into the opposite corner. Both parties wanted to get at each other. More security came out to quell the situation.

BW: "Security! Get Graham and Wizard out of here right now!"

Security struggled a bit before getting Graham and Wizard out of the ring and down to the floor. Other security held Patera at bay in the ring. Just as Graham and Wizard were being herded into the entrance aisle by security, Graham broke away from the pack and started to climb up on the apron as Patera broke free from the security holding him back. Patera charged over to where Graham was but security was able to wrestle Graham back down to the floor and start pushing him and Wizard back up the aisle as an angry Patera was grabbed and held at bay by security in the ring. Graham turned in the aisle and had more words for Patera as a vengeful Patera was seething in the ring.)

(Announcers talked about Watts making the $100K Winner-Take-All wrestling match between Patera and Graham for 'Spring Mayhem' and the brief brawl between Patera and Graham before security got things under control. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said Lord Humongous & Missing Link see action next!)

(Video clips aired from the last few weeks of Schultz and Rude taking liberties with their opponents after defeating them, and interfering on behalf of Ted DiBiase in a match against Lex Luger last week and Lord Humongous & Missing Link coming to the aid of those being attacked by Rude & Schultz.)

Match 4
Lord Humongous & Missing Link (w/ Dark Journey) vs. Pat Tanaka & Paul Diamond

(Tanaka and Diamond were already in the ring after coming back from the commercial break.

'Breaking The Law' played over the p.a. system and the crowd erupted as Lord Humongous & Missing Link, with mgr. Dark Journey came out on the entrnace stage. As the trio started to make their way down the aisle, David Schultz and Rick Rude, who Firm Director Ted DiBiase said weren't there, charged down the aisle behind Lord & Link. Schultz had a kendo stick and Rude had a 2x4. Schultz came up behind Lord and blasted Lord with the kendo stick. Rude did the same to Link with the 2x4. The shots shocked Lord and Link. Rude and Schultz continued their weapons assault on Lord and Link as Link and Lord staggered and stumbled towards the ring. The assault continued at ringside as Rude and Schultz battered the two around ringside. Dark Journey could only look on. Lord managed to make it into the ring where Schultz followed him and continued the brutal weapons attack. Link was hit with a few more 2x4 shots before finally getting into the ring himself. Pat Tanaka, who had bailed from the ring, climbed back in in an effort to try and stop the attack and was greeted with a kendo shot to the head by Schultz. Tanaka crahsed to the mat. Paul Diamond then got in the ring to help and was met with a 2x4 shot to the head by Rude. Diamond down and out. Lord and Link had been dropped by the weapons shots by Rude and Schultz. Schultz and Rude talked briefly with each other and Rude tossed the 2x4, grabbed Link and whipped Link at Schultz and Schultz blasted Link across the mid-section with a brutal kendo stick shot. Link went down. Next, Rude put the boots to the recovering Lord Humongous. Rude grabbed Lord, whipped Lord at Schultz and Lord got the same treatment Link did. Lord and Link both down. Rude then grabbed Link and blasted Link with the Rude Awakening and Schultz snapped up Lord and left him laying with the Redneck Death Drop.

Most of the crowd booing as Schultz and Rude left the ring. Rude turned and looked over at Dark Journey and took a couple of steps in Journey's direction as Schultz looked on. Rude put his hands behind his head and did his hip gyrations and then blew a kiss at Journey before he and Schultz headed back up the aisle as security came to the ring. Journey got in the ring to check on her men as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed the vicious sneak attack by Schultz & Rude on Lord & Link that left Lord & Link laid out. Hyped still to come: UWL World Champion Roddy Piper is here; Father Dutch and Dallas Page will spin the wheel to see what kind of match they will have at 'Spring Mayhem'; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said the 8-man Battle Royal (Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayhem') was next!)

Match 5 (8-Man Battle Royal - Winner gets a President's Championship match at 'Spring Mayhem')
(Lee Marshall intro'd special guest commentator President's Champion Rick Steiner. Steiner was in street clothes and had the title slung over his shoulder. Steiner barked and slapped hands with fans coming to ringside. Steiner ran around ringside and slapped hands with fans and barked some more as fans barked back. Steiner made it over to the announcers' table and shook hands with Stack and Pedicino and then sat down and put on his headset.

The 8 participants were already in the ring:

Brian Blair, Buzz Sawyer, Harley Race, DDP, Father Dutch, 'Bad Boy' Brunzell, Lash LaRue, Grog

Announcers mentioned that JJ Dillon had accompanied Harley Race to the ring and then JJ left and headed to the back. Also said the only way to be eliminated was to be tossed over the top rope down to the floor.

Ref called for the bell and it was on.

ORDER OF ELIMINATION:

1) Lash LaRue - By Grog - Clotheslined over the top rope down to the floor - :39

2) Grog - By Buzz Sawyer - Thrown over the top rope down to the floor - 1:08

3) Race - By DDP - DDP threw Race over the top rope but Race landed on his feet on the apron and DDP then snapped Race's throat across the top rope and Race crashed to the floor - 1:56

At this point, Buzz threw 'Bad Boy' Brunzell out of the ring to the floor. Problem was, Buzz threw Brunzell out through the top and middle rope, thus Brunzell wasn't eliminated. Brunzell then crouched down next to the apron.

4) Buzz - By Father Dutch - Dutch staggered Buzz with a punch to the head using his small chain. Dutch then tossed Buzz over the top rope down to the floor - 2:36

5) DDP - By Father Dutch - DDP went to nail Father Dutch next to the ropes with his discus clothesline but Dutch ducked down and backdropped DDP over the top rope to the floor - 3:31

6) Father Dutch - By Blair - Dutch worked over Blair but couldn't successfully toss him out of the ring. Blair eventually stunned Dutch with the codebreaker. Dutch crashed to the mat. Blair snapped Dutch up and tossed Dutch over the top rope down to the floor - 4:44

Blair thought he had won the match and started jumping up and down and celebrating in the ring. Brunzell, who had not been eliminated, climbed back in the ring behind Blair and charged up behind Blair and nailed him with a forearm smash to the upper back. Blair spun around and Brunzell nailed Blair with some head shots and then threw Blair over the top rope. As Blair went over, he grabbed the top rope and his feet didn't touch the floor. Brunzell was celebrating and not paying attention. Blair skinned the cat and got back in the ring and came up behind Brunzell, spun Brunzell around and popped Brunzell with a couple of punches. Blair then whipped Brunzell into the ropes and caught Brunzell coming off with a flying dropkick. Brunzell stumbled back and crashed down next to the ropes. Blair waited as Brunzell unsteadily made his way to his feet. Brunzell got up, Blair charged at Brunzell and looked to drive him over the top rope with a clothesline but Brunzell backdropped Blair over the top rope and down to the floor. Ref called for the bell.

Brunzell was ecstatic in the ring as the fans booed. Ref went over and raised Brunzell's hand in victory. Brunzell went over and stood on the midle buckle in front of the announce table and raised his hands victoriously in the air in front of President's Champion Rick Steiner.

WINNER: Brunzell - Tossed Blair over the top rope - 5:26)

(Announcers discussed 'Bad Boy' brunzell winning the Battle Royal and earning the President's Championship shot at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: an i'view w/ UWL World Champion Roddy Piper; and another 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update. Said Father Dutch and DDP spin the wheel to determine what their match will be at 'Spring Mayhem' was next!)

(Announcers intro'd a video that was pre-recorded earlier in the day of Father Dutch and DDP spinning the wheel to determine their type of match at 'Spring Mayhem'.

VIDEO:

Video opened with the shot of the wheel that had several different kinds of matches on it: Last Man Standing, No DQ, Street Fight, First Blood, Barbed Wire, Steel Cage, Confessional, Coal Miner's Glove, 2/3 Falls, Chain, Scaffold, Iron Man

Camera panned back to show backstage interviewer Larry Nelson and Pres. Watts standing on opposite sides of the wheel and DDP was standing next to Watts and Father Dutch and Grog were standing next to Nelson.

LN: "You see the wheel. One of the 12 matches listed on this wheel will be the type of match that Dallas Page and Father Dutch square-off in at 'Spring Mayhem'. No matter what match comes up, it promises to be a barn-burner between these two men. UWL President Bill Watts will spin the wheel."

BW: "Alright. Dallas Page and Father Dutch, let's see what we get from the wheel."

Watts spun the wheel. Page and Dutch looked on as the wheel went round-and-round. Finally, the wheel slowed down. As the wheel satrted to come to a stop, the wheel passed the Last Man Standing match and then it appeared it was going to stop on Coal Miner's Glove match when, barely, it clicked over to the next match before coming to a stop.

LN: "Father Dutch and Dallas Page! You will be battling it out in the Confessional match! Dallas Page, what do you think of the result?"

DDP: "I say bring it on, brother! Father Dutch! I couldn't think of a more appropriate kind of match for us to have at 'Spring Mayhem'! I'm on a c...ade to kick your self-righteous ass! And I can think of no better way to do it than by shoving you in that confessional! Maybe then you'll see the error of your ways and get some positive religion!"

Nelson then held the mic in Dutch's direction.

FD: "Dallas Page! Sinner! I am the epitome of righteousness in the UWL! I am the guiding light to glory! You're so laden with sins that the best thing that could happen to you is an unrelenting beating at my hands! I can save you, Dallas! But you must suffer for that privilege! And when I put you in that confessional and lock the door, it needs to be you that has a come-to-Jesus moment!"

The two stared each other down as the segment ended.)

(Video aired for the 'UWL Top 5' for the week of 3-31 thru 4-6.

* Top 5 determined by the UWL Championship Committee.

UWL WORLD CHAMPION: Roddy Piper

1 - Rick Steiner (President's Champion)

2 - Wahoo McDaniel

3 - Rip Oliver (TV Champion)

4 - Hugh Mor...

5 - Dusty Rhodes

* The President's Champion is automatically deemed the #1 contender.)

(Announcers discussed the Confessional match made between DDP and Father Dutch at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: an i'view w/ UWL World Champion Roddy Piper. Said the 'Sping Mayhem' PPV update was next!)

('SPRING MAYHEM' PPV UPDATE!

Announcers ran down the card so far:

UWL WORLD TITLE: Roddy Piper (C) vs. Wahoo McDaniel

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE: Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Madusa

UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Hall & Nash (C) of The Firm vs. The Nasty Boys

THERE MUST BE A WINNER! ALL MEMBERS OF THE FIRM BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!: Firm Director Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger

Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Arn Anderson

TV TITLE: Rip Oliver (C) vs. Hugh Mor...

$100,000 DOLLAR MATCH: Ken Patera vs. 'Superstar' Graham

PRESIDENT'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Rick Steiner (C) vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell

CONFESSIONAL MATCH: Father Dutch vs. DDP

'Extenze Presents: Spring Mayhem' - Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rancho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)

(Announcers said the Piper interview was next!)

(In-ring: Bagpipe music filled the arena. Crowd popped as Piper, in street clothes and carrying the title, came out on the entrance stage. He also had a mic.

As Piper made his way to the ring, Wahoo, still in his ring attire, charged down the aisle and clotheslined Piper from behind. Piper crashed to the floor and dropped the title and mic. Wahoo stomped on the down Piper. Wahoo pulled Piper up, grabbed Piper by the back of the hair and slammed Piper's head into the ring post. Piper crashed down to the floor. Wahoo glared out momentarily at the booing crowd and reached down and pulled Piper up by the hair. Piper now a bloody mess. Wahoo threw Piper into the ring. Wahoo then grabbed a folded up steel chair from under the ring and climbed into the ring with the chair. Wahoo unfolded the chair and sat it up in the ring. Just as Piper was getting to his hands and knees, Wahoo dropped Roddy back to the mat with a kick to the side of the ribs. Wahoo then grabbed the dazed Piper and sat him up in the chair. Wahoo grabbed Roddy by the hair and got right in Piper's bloody face and was saying something off-mic to Piper. Wahoo slapped Piper in the face and then said a few more words. Wahoo then backed up and charged at Piper and knocked Piper out of the chair with a brutal clothesline. Piper back down on the mat. Wahoo, with a look of outright hate on his face, looked down at Piper. Members of the UWL security team came charging to the ring as Wahoo bailed to the floor. Crowd buzzing. Wahoo looked on from the floor as security checked on Piper. Close-up shot of the dazed Piper's bloody face as he was rolled over on his side as the program faded to black.)

END PROGRAM

Dark Match (No DQ - Non-Title)
Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys
(WINNER: Nasty Boys - Sags pinned Hall with a roll-up from behind after Nash's interference backfired - 10:22)
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UWL HOUSE SHOW REPORT

Apr. 5 - Dothan, AL - Dothan Civic Center - Att: 3,206

Apr. 6 - Birmingham, AL - Boutwell Auditorium - Att: 4,962

RESULTS (Same in each city):

UWL WORLD TITLE: Roddy Piper (WC) def. Rip Oliver (TVC) via submission with the Ankle Lock (Oliver's TV Title was not on the line)

UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Hall & Nash (C) of The Firm fought Lord Humongous & Missing Link to a No Contest

Arn Anderson, Lex Luger & Ken Patera def. Rick Rude, David Schultz & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm via pinfall when Patera pinned Rude with the Full Nelson Slam

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE: Tina Ferrari (C) def. Mad Maxine via pinfall with the Tornado DDT

Wahoo McDaniel def. Buzz Sawyer via pinfall with the Big Chop

DDP def. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin via pinfall with the Diamond Cutter

* Both shows were near capacity houses.

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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING!


IT'S THE FINAL 'SLAM!' BEFORE THE 'SPRING MAYHEM' PPV!

It's the final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and his former best friend and challenger Wahoo McDaniel as they get ready for their title tilt at 'Spring Mayhem'!

PLUS!

- UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa also have one final showdown before their World Title match at 'Spring Mayhem'! Can Madusa do what no one else has been able to do and end Tina's 26-month undefeated streak and 14-month Women's World Title reign in five days?!

- Fallout from last week's vicious assault on Lord Humongous and Missing Link at the hands of David Schultz and Rick Rude of The Firm

- 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. The Nasty Boys & Lex Luger

- Ken Patera vs. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin

- An interview with the challenger for the President's Championship at 'Spring Mayhem': 'Bad Boy' Brunzell

- The final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV update

AND MORE!!!


Ep. 116 of 'Slam!' will be posted Monday or Tuesday.
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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING - EP. 116 - FT. WORTH, TEXAS - FORT WORTH CONVENTION CENTER - 4-9-13 (Taped)

(Show opened cold with mgr. Gary Hart standing in the ring with mic in hand. Crowd was booing.

GH: "In case you all have forgotten who I am, the name's Gary Hart. I'm the manager of Greg Valentine. As you know, Mr. Valentine is currently serving a 60-day suspension. I'm here to tell you that on April 23rd, Greg Valentine will make his triumphant return to the UWL. During his time away, he has been re-focusing his efforts. He has been training hard to keep in ring shape. He will be back and he will be better than ever. He's determined to fight his way back to the top. And Greg Valentine will get back to the top. He's proven himself to be the best before and he will prove it again. With that said, in two weeks, things are gonna start returning to normal here in the UWL. Because Greg Valentine will be the man once more.")

(Announcers talked about Hart's first appearance in six weeks and his message about Greg Valentine returning in two weeks. Welcomed viewers to the 'Countdown To Spring Mayhem' edition of 'Slam!'. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; Pres. Watts is here; a look at the Confessional Match between Father Dutch and DDP at 'Spring Mayhem'; Arn Anderson wrestles; President's Champion Rick Steiner sees action; an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more!)

(Video footage aired from last week of Watts making the TV Title Match: Rip Oliver (C) vs. Hugh Mor... for 'Spring Mayhem'.

VIDEO (edited):

After the match: After Oliver had his hand raised in victory and was preparing to leave the ring, Pres. Watts came out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. Fair ovation for Watts.

Watts: "Rip, before you leave the ring, I have an announcement to make that concerns you. At 'Spring Mayhem' you will be defending the TV Title. The man you'll be facing in 12 days has scored some impressive victories here on 'Slam!' recently. And you know him very well. Your opponent in the TV Title match at 'Spring Mayhem' is...Hugh Mor...!"

Crowd popped as Mor... came out on the entrance stage.

Rip took the r.a. mic from r.a. Lee Marshall.

RO: "If you think you caught me by suprise there, Watts, you didn't. I knew the day would eventually come when me and Hugh would cross paths with the TV Title on the line. Hugh, when we were tag team partners, I carried the team. That eight month World Tag Team Title reign we had, that was all because of me. At 'Spring Mayhem' nothing changes. When our match is over you'll still be a man who is incapable of winning a championship without me carrying your carcass on my back. I'm gonna show everyone that without me, Hugh can't get the job done."

Hugh took Watts' mic.

HM: "Rip! I may not have won a championship since our team broke up last year! But I have had pretty good success on my own since the split! I haven't forgotten the shoddy way you treated me when we were a tag team, Rip! I carry that chip on my shoulder every day! And the way I'm finally gonna get rid of that chip is by beating you and becoming the new TV Champion at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Crowd cheered as Oliver and Hugh glared at each other from a distance as the segement ended.)

Match 1
Hugh Mor... vs. Derrick Dukes

(Hugh came to the ring to a solid ovation

Dukes gave Hugh a bit of a battle before Hugh took control and finished off Dukes with his moonsault finisher to score the 1...2...3!

WINNER: Hugh - Pinfall - Moonsault - 3:24)

(After the match: Ring Announcer Lee Marshall interviewed Hugh Mor....

Asked about the TV Title match with Rip Oliver coming up at 'Spring Mayhem'.

HM: "For eight months in 2011 and 2012, Rip Oliver and myself were the UWL World Tag Team Champions. At some point during our reign, Rip got it in his head that he was carrying our team; he was the sole reason we were the champions. Rip decided to start verbally and physically abusing me. He waged a psychological war against me and it worked. Being run down and hit frequently by Rip when he was supposed to be my tag team partner and ally destroyed me. I had become, in my mind, nothing. I was one-half of the World Tag Team Champions and yet I believed I was unworthy and had zero to do with our success. Rip grinded me down. But then one day, not long after we lost the titles, I had a confrontation with Rip. It led to me re-discovering who I was. Hugh Mor... re-claimed his dignity and sense of purpose. Since that time, me and Rip have had some wild matches against one another. But we've never faced each other in a match with a championship on the line.

"The stakes have never been this big in a match between us. And I can think of no better way to really show Rip that I am my own man and can stand on my own than to beat him and become the new UWL TV Champion at 'Spring..."

Out on the entrance stage walked Rip Oliver. He was in street clothes and had the title slung over his shoulder and was carrying a mic. He was strongly booed.

RO: "Hold on there, Hugh. First of all, I was 100% responsible for our success as a tag team for all that time when we were partners. I made us the best. I made us the World Tag Team Champions. You were just along for the ride. Since we've split up, you haven't won a single championship, Hugh. You can't even win a title on one of those pro wrestling video games. And you're not gonna win the TV Title in real life at 'Spring Mayhem', either. It's time to face reality, Hugh. You may be your own man, as you like to say. But that doesn't mean you're a champion. I'm a champion. This belt says so. You haven't proven that you can be a champion on your own. I carried our team on my shoulders. You got a belt because of me. Without help, Hugh, you can't win any gold. And since you don't have someone you can piggyback on to victory this Sunday, you're going to remain title-less."

HM: "Rip! I have every intention of proving to everyone that I can be a champion on my own! And I'm gonna do it by beating you at 'Spring Mayhem' and becoming the new TV Champion!"

Usual long-distance staredown as the fans cheered and the segment came to a close.)

(Announcers discussed the confrontation between Rip and Hugh. Hyped their TV Title Match at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; a look at the Confessional Match between Father Dutch and DDP at 'Spring Mayhem'; Arn Anderson wrestles; President's Champion Rick Steiner sees action; an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said Pres. Watts is here next!)

(Video aired for the 'Extenze Presents: Spring Mayhem' PPV - Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rancho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)

(In-ring: 'Born in the USA' played over the p.a.system and Pres. Watts came to the ring with mic in hand. He received a modest ovation coming out.

BW: "I want everybody to take a look at this video from last week."

Video footage aired of Schultz and Rude sneak attacking Lord Humongous and Missing Link with weapons as they made their way to the ring. Schultz used a kendo stick and Rude used a 2x4 and the pair brutally beat down Lord and Link. To add insult to in jury, Schultz left Lord laying with the Redneck Death Drop and Rude laid waste to Link with the Rude Awakening before Hugh Mor... and Lex Luger made the save.

BW: "I need David Schultz and Rick Rude of The Firm to come to ring."

After a brief pause, Schultz and Rude, in their ring attire, came to the ring to the usual mixed crowd reaction. Both had mics.

Rude: "Watts! Whatever you've got to say to us better be important because we were getting ready for our match later tonight!"

BW: "It's real important, Rick. But before I get to what I've got to say...could Lord Humongous, the Missing Link and Dark Journey come down."

Crowd popped as the music-only version of 'Breaking The Law' blared over the p.a. system. Out came Lord, Link and Journey to a strong positive response. Once at ringside, Link slammed his head into the ring post three times and Lord got on the apron, looked at Schultz and Rude, pounded his chest and then pointed at the pair. Lord climbed over the top rope into the ring, Link got in and Journey followed. Journey had a mic. The two sides were glaring at each other.

BW: "For the last few weeks, the situation between you guys has clearly been escalating. It boiled over last week. So, I've decided that you're gonna have a match with each other. At 'Spring Mayhem', it's gonna be David Schultz and Rick Rude vs. Lord Humongous and the Missing Link!"

Crowd cheered and both sides seemed pleased with the news.

BW: "And, Schultz and Rude, since you guys like to use weapons, it's gonna be a Street Fight!"

More crowd cheering.

DS: "That's great, man! A street fight is right up our alley! We get to use weapons on these guys! It can't get any better than that for us!"

Journey: "You two attacked the men that I manage in a most cowardly way last week. You may think you really accomplished something. But the only thing you did was make Lord Humongous and Missing Link very mad. That's not good for you, believe me. At 'Spring Mayhem', Lord and Link will get to use weapons, too. There will be no suprise sneak attack this time. Rude and Schultz, you guys may regret getting involved in a match of this nature with these two men."

Rude: "Dark Journey. I could tell last week that you wanted the 'Ravishing One'. I saw it in your eyes. You can act like you don't want to feel my pulsating, manly passion all over your coco body. But you want it...bad. As for the match, these two...things...that you manage are the ones walking into a very bad situation. We beat them down real bad. And in a match with all kinds of weapons that can be used legally, the beating they get is gonna be even worse than what they got from us last week."

Journey: "First of all, Mr. Rude, I'll admit that you have a great body. Some other time, I may have wanted a man like you to take me. But the rest of you is just plain ugly and that's a real turn-off for me. You're ugly inside. My men, they might not be much to look at. They're tough and can be mean and nasty when they have to. But inside, they are beautiful human beings..."

DS: "Human beings?! Lady, I think you need your head examined! You manage a couple of psychos! Lord Humongous runs around wearing a hockey goalie mask like he just stepped out of a slasher film! And Missing Link, we're still trying to figure out what the hell he is! He may have the body of a human! But he acts like someone that might have walked off the pages of Darwin's 'Origin of Species' or something! One thing I will agree with, though, is that he's missing quite a few evolutionary links! He's off-the-charts freaky!

"We're not scared of Team Bizarro here! They've messed in Firm business and at 'Spring Mayhem' in five days they're gonna feel our wrath in the cruelest, most unforgiving way possible! Hell, Link here will probably try to eat some of the weapons or stick 'em up his nose or God knows what! Look at him right now! He's gnawing on the turnbuckle!"

Journey looked over and Link was indeed chomping away on the top buckle. Journey went over and led Link back to paying attention to what was going on.

Rude: "Couple of real winners you've got there, Dark Journey. As for your remarks about me being ugly inside, who cares?! Look at me! A lot of women could care less about what's on a guy's inside! That's something ugly people look at because they've got nothing to offer on the outside! You and me, babe, we look good. And that's far more important to beautiful people than whether or not someone has some ghostly beautiful spirit. It's what's on the outside that counts. It's not about love. It's about lust. Pure and simple lust.

"When we clash with your men at 'Spring Mayhem' in five days, what's on the inside won't even matter! Because we're gonna pound the outsides of Lord Humongous and the Missing Link into submission with whatever weapons we can get our hands on!"

Journey: "You may look at us as 'Beauty and the Beast', but these men might just ugly you guys up real bad this Sunday. And when all is said and done, they'll still be two of the most beautiful human beings I know."

BW: "Let's get ready to hook 'em up at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday!"

Crowd cheered as the two sides glared at each other before Journey led her men out of the ring and back up the aisle.)

(Announcers discussed Watts making a Street Fight: Schultz & Rude vs. Lord & Link for 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; a look at the Confessional Match between Father Dutch and DDP at 'Spring Mayhem'; Arn Anderson wrestles; an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said President's Champion Rick Steiner sees action next!)

Match 2 (Non-Title)
Rick Steiner (C) vs. Pat Rose

(Steiner came to the ring to 'Welcome To The Jungle' and a strong ovation. Steiner was wearing the title around his waist. Steiner barked on his way to the ring and then ran around ringside barking and the fans barked back.

Steiner had his way with Rose. As the match was going on, shot aired of 'Bad Boy' Brunzell, in his derby hat, watching on a monitor backstage and writing down notes.

Steiner finished Rose off with the 'Steiner Driver' (aka, Death Valley Driver) to score the pinfall victory.

WINNER: Steiner - Pinfall - Steiner Driver - 2:06)

(After the match: Lee Marshall i'viewed Steiner. Asked about defending the President's Championship at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday.

RS: "Woof! Woof! Woof!"

Crowd barked back.

RS: "Lee, I've seen this 'Bad Boy' Brunzell! He used to be such a nice boy when he was a member of the Killer Bees! Now, he claims to be a bad boy! His mother must be really ashamed of what he's trying to become!"

LM: "Trying to become?"

RS: "Yeah! He doesn't seem to grasp the fundamentals of being a real bad boy! He never cusses! He always uses substitute words like darn, fudge, gosh. I've seen him at bars when we're on the road and he drinks Shirley Temples! As a matter of fact, one night I saw him get puke sick from drinking too many Shirley Temples! Guess he OD'd on the little marichino cherries they put in the drink! His bad boy ways can be pretty comical! He claims that holding hands is getting to third base where he comes from and that it gives you a reputation!

"But, one thing I do know is that Brunzell can wrestle! I think he should just concentrate on his wrestling instead of trying to act like something he's not! I don't take 'Bad Boy' Brunzell lightly! If I let my guard down against this guy for just a split-second at 'Spring Mayhem'...BAM!...he might pull off the victory and become the new President's Champion! So, if 'Bad Boy' is backstage listening to this...just do what you do best which is wrestle and leave the bad boy act at home! Woof! Woof! Woof!"

Crowd barked back as Steiner ran around in the ring and then left and barked and slapped hands while heading back up the aisle.)

(Video aired for the 'UWL on Tour': Fri. - Apr. 26 - Jackson, MS - MS Coliseum; Sat. - Apr. 27 - Biloxi, MS - MS Coast Coliseum; Fri. - May 10 - Johnson City, TN - Freedom Hall; Sat. - May 11 - Jackson, TN - Oman Arena; Fri. - May 17 - Frankfort, KY - Frankfort Convention Center; Sat. - May 18 - Bowling Green, KY - Anderson Arena. More info: visit uwlslam.com!)

(Announcers intro'd a video looking at the Confessional match coming up between DDP and Father Dutch at 'Spring Mayhem'.

VIDEO:

Video opened chronicling the DDP-Father Dutch feud leading up to last week where a wheel was spun and the type of match that came up on it was the match that FD and DDP will square off in at 'Spring Mayhem'. The Confessional match came up. Interviews from last week were then replayed.

Larry Nelson: "Father Dutch and Dallas Page! You will be battling it out in the Confessional match! Dallas Page, what do you think of the result?"

DDP: "I say bring it on, brother! Father Dutch! I couldn't think of a more appropriate kind of match for us to have at 'Spring Mayhem'! I'm on a c...ade to kick your self-righteous ass! And I can think of no better way to do it than by shoving you in that confessional! Maybe then you'll see the error of your ways and get some positive religion!"

Nelson then held the mic in Dutch's direction.

FD: "Dallas Page! Sinner! I am the epitome of righteousness in the UWL! I am the guiding light to glory! You're so laden with sins that the best thing that could happen to you is an unrelenting beating at my hands! I can save you, Dallas! But you must suffer for that privilege! And when I put you in that confessional and lock the door, it needs to be you that has a come-to-Jesus moment!"

Video then showed a black and white camera shot panning around a confessional. Video then aired from the violent, bloody Confessional match fought between Wahoo McDaniel and Father Dutch at 'Thunderstruck' in 2012.

A quick-hitting video montage' of the DDP-Father Dutch feud and more violent footage from the Confessional match at 'Thunderstruck' 2012 aired as the following edited sound-bytes from a previous DDP-FD confrontation were spoken over the footage.

FD: "You shed blood because of the sins you committed against us! And I saw it in a vision while fasting and praying in my prayer closet, more of your blood will be shed by OUR hands! Page, you have crossed a line in which redemption for you will be painful, grueling and without mercy!"

DDP: "Father Dutch! You want a holy war with DDP! Well, you have got one! I felt every blow of your chain-wrapped fist, man! And I'm gonna carry this anger, righteous anger, into my c...ade against you!"

Still pics aired of Father Dutch and DDP with a pic of a confessional in the background. The confessional was surrounded by the aura of a white light. The white light then turned blood red as a narrator's voice then spoke.

Narrator (Orson Welles-like voice): "Father Dutch vs. 'Diamond' Dallas Page! The Confessional Match! LIVE! At the 'Spring Mayhem' pay-per-view this Sunday, April 14th at 8pm Eastern/5pm Pacific! Order now!"

Video then faded to black.)

(Announcers discussed the Confessional match coming up at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday on PPV. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; Arn Anderson wrestles; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell is next!)

(In-ring: Lee Marshall i'viewed 'Bad Boy' Brunzell.

'Bad Boys' by the Miami Sound Machine played over the p.a. system.

Brunzell came out to fairly strong boos. He was wearing his derby hat, black t-shirt with 'Bad Boy' written across the front, blue jeans and black tennis shoes. He was carrying a card in one hand and a felt bag in the other. As Brunzell made his way to the ring, video aired of Brunzell winning the 8-man Battle Royal last week to earn the President's Championship shot at 'Spring Mayhem'.

In the ring, Brunzell was walking around with his hands covering his ears to drown out the chants of 'Jim'. Brunzell was picked up by a mic.

BBB: "Quit it, please! Stop it!"

Chants continued and Brunzell stomped around the ring a little more before things pretty much calmed down.

LM: "'Bad Boy' Brunzell, you've got your first shot at a championship as a bad boy..."

BBB: "People! It's 'Bad Boy' Brunzell! 'Bad Boy'! 'Bad Boy'! 'Bad Boy'!"

'Jim' chants picked up again. Brunzell backed away from the mic. Crowd now mainly booing. Things then calmed down again.

BBB: "Lee, before we discuss my title match with Rick Steiner at 'Spring Mayhem', I have a couple of things I want to show you. First, this card is from my mother. While she is not proud of me transforming from her little Jimby-Bimby to a full-fledged bad boy, she is excited to see me get a chance to win a championship. Look, it's right here in the card."

Brunzell handed the card to Lee Marshall. Marshall scanned the card.

LM: "Indeed it does say that. Hmmm... There's teddy bears, gummi bears and a rainbow on the front of the card. Real bad boy stuff."

BBB: "Teddy bears are bad. My mom's starting to come around to the bad boy path I've chosen to walk down."

LM: "Wait! There's also a p.s. at the bottom of the card!"

BBB: "No! You don't need to read..."

Brunzell grabbed for the card but Marshall turned away from Brunzell.

LM: "It says: 'Jimby-Bimby, have you learned to bathe on your own yet or do you still need assistance when taking a bath?' Hahahahaha!"

Brunzell was not happy and finally ripped the card away from Marshall.

BBB: "You didn't have to read that last part, Marhsall."

LM: "I'm really sorry, 'Bad Boy'. It's just that...heh heh...I'm sorry... Hahahaha!"

BBB: "Stop it! Now! You...you butthole!"

Marshall now laughing harder.

LM: "OK! OK! I just thought...hahahaha...that bad boys knew how to shower properly...hahahaha!"

BBB: "I have a chance to become the President's Champion this Sunday! Why don't we talk about that! And besides, I don't shower, I take baths!"

LM: "This is too much! Take baths! Hahahaha!"

Marshall now doubled over with laughter as Brunzell looked on and stewed.

LM: "Alright. Heh heh. What are your...heh heh...thoughts going into the President's Championship match at 'Spring May'...hahahahaha...'Spring Mayhem'?"

BBB: "Thank you for asking me about the match, Lee. Now, let me show you and everyone what's in the bag."

Brunzell reached in the bag and pulled out a championship belt made out of purple construction paper. It said 'President's Champion' where the centerpiece would be on a normal title belt and on the sides were stickers of the U.S. Presidential seal.

LM (laughing): "What's that?!"

BBB: "My mom also made me a replica President's Championship belt. She said it would be good practice to wear this so I can prepare for this Sunday when I win the real thing. I need you to help me put it on. That scotch tape on the back holds the belt together."

Marshall, trying desperately to keep from exploding with laughter, helped Brunzell put the belt on. Brunzell then started walking around the ring with his contruction paper belt on like he was the champ. Crowd was mainly booing and some started chanting 'Jim'. Marshall lost it and walked over to the corner and buried his head in the top buckle. His body was shaking. 'Jim' chants got to Brunzell again. Brunzell stomped over and ripped the mic away from Marshall. Marshall looked up and had to start wiping the tears from his eyes because he was laughing so hard.

BBB: "Why don't you just get the fudge out of the ring!"

Marshall shook his head in agreement and left the ring and went to the floor. Marshall was laughing so hard that his knees were weak and he had to place his arm on the apron to hold himself up.

BBB: "You people, and that includes you, Marshall, who are laughing at me and disrespecting me tonight won't be laughing this Sunday when the 'Bad Boy' becomes the new President's Champion! Then you'll start taking me seriously! To heck with you all!"

Brunzell threw down the mic and stormed out of the ring. Chants of 'Jim' picked up and Brunzell stomped to the back with his hands over his ears and his contruction paper title still firmly around his waist. Camera caught a shot of Marshall no laying on the floor and kicking because he was laughing harder now than he had before.)

(Announcers discussed the Brunzell i'view. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said Arn Anderson wrestles next!)

(Video aired chronicling the Dusty-Arn feud. Announcers hyped their match for 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday on PPV.)

Match 3
Arn Anderson vs. Barry Horowitz

(Arn got a strong ovation coming to the ring.

Horowitz jumped Arn as Arn stepped into the ring. Ref called for the bell. Horowitz briefly pounded on Arn and then went to whip Arn into the ropes but Arn reversed and caught Horowitz coming off with the spinebuster. Crowd popped as Arn made the throat-slashing gesture. Arn picked up Horowitz and blasted Horowitz with the gourdbuster. Arn covered Horowitz and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell and then raised Arn's hand in victory.

WINNER: Arn - Pinfall - Gourdbuster - :24)

(After the match: Arn was facing away from the entrance aisle. Dusty Rhodes, in his ring attire, came to the ring with mic in hand. Dusty got in the ring and came up behind Arn and shoved Arn in the shoulder. Arn spun around and was ready to fight.

DR: "Whoa, daddy! I didn't come out here to fight you tonight! There'll be plenty of fightin' between us at 'Spring Mayhem'! I just came out here to wish you the best of luck in our match!"

Dusty extended his hand to Arn. Arn looked at it but didn't return Dusty's gesture. Arn looked leerily at Dusty.

DR: "Come on, Arn. It's me...'Stardust'. You know and I know we're gonna have another great match with each other. The fans always get their money's worth when we wrestle. I'm out here to show respect to one of my most worthy adversaries ever. Shake my hand, Arn. C'mon."

Dusty extended his hand again. Arn cautiously shook it and then looked to let go and turn to walk away but Dusty wouldn't let go of Arn's hand and Dusty pulled Arn close to him.

DR: "Arn, when I wished you luck, I did that because you're gonna need all the luck in the world to beat me, brother!"

Dusty was holding the mic up between them.

AA: "Dusty, I'm not gonna need luck to beat you. I'm gonna win at 'Spring Mayhem' because I'll be the better man in the ring that night, plain and simple. Now, you'll be letting go of my hand."

Dusty slowly released his grasp from Arn's hand. The two briefly locked eyes before Dusty got a smirking smile on his face and then Dusty turned and left the ring and headed to the back as Arn looked on.)

(Announcers discussed the confrontation between Dusty and Arn and hyped their match for this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa was coming up!)

(Backstage: Larry Nelson i'viewed Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys.

Asked Luger about the match tonight and his match with Ted DiBiase at 'Spring Mayhem' where there must be a winner and all members of The Firm are barred from ringside.

Lex: "At 'Spring Mayhem', Ted DiBiase, there is finally gonna be a clear-cut winner in a match between you and me! All your Firm associates are banned from ringside! You can't call on your thugs to interfere in our match when you get into trouble! And because of that, when you get into a bind in our match, no one is gonna be able to help you! You're gonna have to win this battle in the war between The Firm and the UWL all on your own! Can you do it?! Can you win this match on your own skill, Ted?! I cant wait for Sunday! Because if I get you up in the rack, there will be no escape for you until you submit!

"As for tonight, I've got two of the most dangerous wrestlers in our sport in the Nasty Boys on my side! David Schultz, Rick Rude and Dusty Rhodes! You'd better be prepared for one helluva battle as the UWL looks to gain a big victory!"

Sags: "Hall and Nash! You guys have five more days to enjoy being the World Tag Team Champions! Me and Knobs have beaten you guys once already! And we're confident that the result will be the same at 'Spring Mayhem'! Prepare for war, boys! Prepare for war!

"Six man tag team match coming up tonight! We love having Lex Luger on our side because he's a tough, power wrestler...and he can hold his alcohol with the best of 'em! Rhodes, Schultz and Rude think they're part of the elite in pro wrestling because they're with The Firm! But we intend to show them up close and personal like that we love tangling with snotty, arrogant jackasses who think they're better than everyone else! You guys better get ready for a trip to Nasty-ville!"

Knobs: "Five days is all that stands between us and making the World Tag Team Titles property of the Nastys! Hall and Nash! We've already got plans for those titles! When we win 'em, we're gonna splatter paint over those belts and make them truly nasty! You guys may be big and tough! But we're wild and crazy as well as big and tough! You guys are gonna have your hands full of nastiness at 'Spring Mayhem'!

"I love war! Wars are fought over ideals! And one of things we're fighting for is to keep they party going for the Nasty Boys and every wrestler on the UWL roster! The Firm threatens our hard-partying way of life! And hard-partying is the American way! And if The Firm thinks they're gonna put a damper on our wild party ways, they better think again! Give us partying or give us death!")'

(Video aired chronicling the feud between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa.)

(In-ring: Lee Marshall stood center ring with mic in hand.

LM: "Ladies and Gentlemen! Would please welcome the woman who will challenge for the UWL Women's World Title at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday...Madusa!"

Madusa came out to the song 'American Woman'. She got a strong ovation. She was in a red, white and blue tight tank top, jeans and black shoes. Madusa slapped hands with fans on the way to the ring and, once in the ring, walked around and saluted the crowd.

LM: "And now, introducing her opponent. She is the reigning UWL Women's World Champion and has never lost a match since arriving in the UWL over two years ago...Tina Ferrari!"

'Invincible' by Pat Benatar played over the p.a. system. Crowd booing started to build and escalated to a high-pitched level when Ferrari walked out on the entrance stage. She was dressed differently than normal. The sexy, skimpy dresses, tiara and heels were replaced by a black turtle neck top, black slacks and black shoes. Ferrari had the title cradled in her left arm and was carrying a small box in her right hand. Ferrari got in the ring and greeted the booing crowd by hoisting the title over her head and strutting around the ring showing the belt off to the crowd. Ferrari then walked over and held the belt up in Madusa's face. Tina laughed while holding the belt in the challenger's face and then re-cradled the belt in her left arm.

Crowd buzzing.

LM: "Tina Ferrari and Madusa. This Sunday, wow, the match between you two is gonna be the biggest women's match in the history of the UWL. Tina, everything is on the line for you at 'Spring Mayhem'. The undefeated streak. The 14-month Women's World Title reign. You lose to Madusa, everything you've worked for..."

Tina: "Memo to Lee Marshall! I'm not losing this Sunday to Madusa! My undefeated streak and Women's World Title run are gonna remain intact! I have no doubt that Madusa's gonna give me a fight! But, Tina Ferrari's the best thing going today and don't anyone ever forget it! I have that one thing that no other wrestler, male or female, has! And that is the spirit of Mildred Burke residing within me!

"Every single thing that I've said I would do since I arrived in the UWL I've done! And I'm gonna be buried with this belt because no one, not even Madusa, is gonna beat me for it!"

Madusa: "Tina, I have been promising these fans for several weeks now that the next time I get you in match, I'm gonna end your World Title reign and undefeated streak. I am standing by that promise today. I am very committed to what I've promised these fans I would do. You've had a great run, Tina. No one can ever take that away from you. But it's all coming to an end this Sunday."

Tina: "Ya know, Maddy. That was a great speech. It really was. But it's gonna go down as one of the most inaccurate speeches in the history of this sport! You should just be happy getting the Women's World Title shot at 'Spring Mayhem'! That's as good as it's gonna get for you, dear! Neither you nor anybody else is taking this title off of me...ever! Am I clear?!"

Madusa: "Loud and clear, Tina! I have made a promise and I will honor that promise! You're going down at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Tina: "Oh, Madusa. (Sings here.) Promises, promises. You knew you'd never keep. (Stops singing.) A little Naked Eyes there for you. Not only am I a great wrestler; but I could have been a big-time rock singer filling up arenas all over the world.

"Now, I have here in my hand a gift for you, Madusa."

Tina held out the small box she brought to the ring for Madusa to take.

Madusa: "What is it?"

Tina: "Take it and open it."

Tina shook the box in Madusa's face and Madusa angrily snatched it out of Tina's hand. Madusa then cautiously opened the box and looked at its contents.

Madusa: "It's a ring. What's this for?"

Tina: "Take it out of the box."

Madusa pulled the ring out of the box and looked at it.

Madusa: "This ring, it's broken."

Tina: "Well, how very observant of you, Madusa. You see, it's a promise ring. A broken promise ring. Get it?! It represents the promise you're going to break to all these fans out here at 'Spring Mayhem' when you lose to me!"

Madusa angrily threw the ring at Tina.

Madusa: "Tina! I am going to be the one who sends your whole empire crashing down! After 'Spring Mayhem', you're no longer gonna be undefeated and you're no longer gonna be the UWL Women's World Champion! That's a promise and I will keep it!"

Crowd cheered as Madusa tuned to leave the ring but Tina dropped the belt, spun Madusa around, kicked Madusa in the gut and nailed Madusa with a tornado DDT. Madusa laid out in the ring. Tina picked up the title and stood over Madusa. A scowling Tina raised the title high over her head with one hand as the fans booed lustily.)

(Announcers discussed the Tina-Madusa confrontation and Tina laying out Madusa with a tornando DDT. Hyped the UWL Women's World Title match between the two for 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more!)

(Announcers then intro'd video chronicling the Ken Patera-'Superstar' Graham feud. Footage featured Graham using a foreign object to pin Rick Steiner and win the President's Championship and Patera coming to the ring after the match and grabbing the weapon out of Graham's tights and showing it to the ref and the ref re-starting the match and Steiner winning and retaining the title; Graham and Patera having a confrontation the following week and Graham challenging Patera to a Bench Press Challenge and Patera upping the stakes by suggesting each wrestler put up $50K of his own money with the winner of the Bench Press Challenge getting it all; Pres. Watts making the $100K Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge; highlights from the Bench Press Challenge where Patera and Graham matched each other lift-for-lift and then Graham blinding Patera with chalk the men put on their hands to lift and then Graham slamming Patera's head into the weights on one side of the lift bar and rendering Patera a bloody mess and Graham and Wizard taking off with the money that was sitting in briefcases on a table in the bench press area; and Pres. Watts ordering the money returned and making the $100K Winner-Take-All match between the two for 'Spring Mayhem' last week and Graham and Patera engaging in a war of words.

After the feud highlights aired, video aired of pre-recorded comments by Patera, Graham and Graham's mgr. Grand Wizard.

COMMENTS:

Wizard and Graham were standing in front of a black curtain, each with mic in hand. Graham was wearing his 'I AM A PROFESSIONAL!' t-shirt and Wizard was in his usual tie-dyed tux, gold turban, white shoes and holding his gold-tipped cane.

GW: "This Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem', Ken Patera, you're gonna get a lesson in pro wrestling 101 from the 'Superstar'! He's gonna punish you and then he's gonna beat you! And we'll be $100,000 dollars richer by the end of the match! You didn't beat him in the Bench Press Challenge and you're not beating him in a wrestling match!"

Graham: "See what it says on this t-shirt, jack?! It says that I'm a professional! I am the prototype of what a professional wrestler should be! And Ken Patera's gonna find that out at 'Spring Mayhem'! I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, man! I'm not gonna let $100 grand slip through my hands! Nothing was settled in the Bench Press Challenge! But everything's gonna be settled in five short days!"

Picture flipped and Patera appeared. He was in street clothes and standing in front of a wall.

KP: "'Superstar' Graham! You attacked me during our Bench Press Challenge for one reason! And that reason was you we're about to lose! You thought you could just steal the money and nothing would be done to you and that slimy priss manager of yours! This Sunday, justice will be served at 'Spring Mayhem'! And I will receive the $100,000 dollars I should've gotten a couple of weeks ago! I'll see you guys in Rio Rancho, New Mexico!")

(Announcers then hyped the Winner-Take-All $100K Match: Patera vs. Graham at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday.)

(Announcers then hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said Ken Patera vs. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin was next!)

Match 4
Ken Patera vs. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin

(Garvin came to the ring in black and red tights and boots and had a white towel draped around his neck. He was pretty strongly booed coming to the ring.

Patera came to the ring in his black singlet with 'KP' in white lettering on the front and black boots with 'KP' on the outside of each boot. He received a solid ovation.

Solid match between two veterans. They engaged in a see-saw battle. Garvin had not been able to try and hit his knockout punch and Patera locked Garvin in the full nelson in preparation to deliver the full nelson slam but Garvin escaped Patera's grasp by driving the back of his boot into Patera's groin. Garvin performed the Garvin stomp on Patera during the match as well.

At the end of the match, Garvin was on the offensive. Garvin worked over Patera a little and then whipped Patera into the ropes and looked to catch Patera coming off with a clothesline but Patera came ducked the move and came back and dropped Garvin with the ...sian Hammer. Crowd popped. Patera circled around behind Garvin as Garvin made his way to his feet. Patera moved in and tried to lock Garvin the full nelson but Garvin struggled to keep Patera from locking his fingers and Garvin escaped the hold. Garvin spun around and caught Patera with a couple of gut punches. Garvin then popped Patera some European uppercuts to the jaw that stunned Patera. Garvin whipped Patera into the ropes and caught Patera coming off with a knee to the gut. Patera crashed to the mat. Garvin loaded up his right hand and prepared to knockout Patera and end the match. Patera made it to his feet and turned and Garvin went for the knockout punch but Patera ducked the move. Garvin turned around just as Patera hit the ropes and came off and blasted Garvin with a flying forearmm shiver to the side of the head. Garvin crashed to the mat. As the stunned Garvin started to get to his feet, Patera moved in and locked Garvin in the full nelson, held it for a couple of seconds and then nailed Garvin with the full nelson slam. Patera covered Garvin and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell and the ref went over and raised Patera's hand in victory as the fans cheered.

WINNER: Patera - Pinfall - Full Nelson Slam - 8:15)

(After the match: As Patera was about to leave the ring, Graham and mgr. the Grand Wizard made their way out on the entrance stage. Graham had a mic. Fans modestly booed their appearance.

Graham: "Ken Patera! Let me fill you in on a little something, jack! What you just did in that ring right now...you're not doing that to me at 'Spring Mayhem'! The 'Superstar' and the Grand Wizard are gonna be $100,000 bucks richer this Sunday!"

Graham then pointed at himself in RVD-like fashion as Patera looked on from the ring.)

(Announcers discussed Patera defeating Garvin and Graham coming out and having a final say before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said the 6-man tag was coming up!)

(Video aired for the 'UWL Top 5' for the week of 4-7 thru 4-13.

* Top 5 determined by the UWL Championship Committee.

UWL WORLD CHAMPION: Roddy Piper

1 - Rick Steiner (President's Champion)

2 - Wahoo McDaniel

3 - Rip Oliver (TV Champion)

4 - Hugh Mor...

5 - 'Bad Boy' Brunzell

* The President's Champion is automatically deemed the #1 contender.)

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed The Firm. All except DiBiase were in their ring attire. Ted was in a zoot suit. :P Hall and Nash had the belts around their waists.

Nelson asked Director DiBiase about his match with Lex Luger at 'Spring Mayhem' and the 6-man tag coming up in just minutes.

Ted: "Lex Luger. There must be a winner between us this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem'. I'm sure you're very confident heading into our match. You seem to think that because the rest of The Firm is barred from ringside that I'll have trouble defeating you. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. As I've said before...No Firm...No problem.

"As for the six man tag match tonight, well, David Schultz, Rick Rude and Dusty Rhodes know that I have the greatest confidence in them that they'll get the job done. A win tonight over Lex Luger and the Nasty Boys will be a big win for The Firm in our war with the UWL. We continue to battle each other. And the battles will rage on until that glorious day when The Firm wins the war and takes complete control of the UWL. Hahahaha!"

Nelson then asked Hall and Nash about defending the World Tag Team Titles this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem' against the Nasty Boys.

Hall: "Yo! Nasty Boys! See these titles, man?! They're staying around these waists after our match at 'Spring Mayhem'! Championship matches take on an extra importance for The Firm! These tag team titles are the first step in our plan of winning all the championships here in the UWL! When we talk about winning all the gold, we intend to one day own all the belts at once! These titles aren't going anywhere! And the Nastys won't feel too much like partying after 'Big Sexy' and the 'Bad Guy' get through with them!"

Nash: "Well said, Scott, my boy!"

Hall: "Hey, man. Don't call me 'my boy'. Gives me the creeps. Too Jim Barnett-ish."

Nash: "Sorry about that, my good man! Sunday will see a battle for the ages in the war between The Firm and the UWL! Nasty Boys vs. World Tag Champs Hall and Nash! This thing promises to get really wild! More wild than Jim Barnett in a room full of well-paid University of Kentucky football players! Sags and Knobs! You guys are more than a little bit off upstairs! You can be quite dangerous at times! But Hall and I are part of the elite, aka, The Firm! It is our absolute duty to retain these tag team titles at 'Spring Mayhem'! And that's just what we're gonna do! No matter how ugly the match may get!"

Nelson asked Rude and Schultz for their comments.

Schultz: "Larry Nelson! I'll tell ya what I think! This is gonna be a fight! Both sides are gonna go at each other and show no mercy! It's all part of the war! That's all there is to it! War is hell! And both sides are gonna be bringin' some hell with 'em to the ring!"

Rude: "Both sides may be bringing some hell to the ring tonight! And this Sunday in our Street Fight, the team of Rude and Schultz is gonna rain some hell down on the heads of Lord Humongous and Missing Link! And, after that match, I'm gonna go over to their manager Dark Journey, put the moves on her as only I can, and then kiss her on those wet, moist, sweet chocolate lips of hers!"

Nelson then turned to Rhodes.

DR: "There's not much more that I can say about the match coming up tonight. These men have said all that needs to be said. We'll let our actions do our talking for us in that ring. And Arn, I'll see you this Sunday.")

Match 5
Schultz, Rude & Rhodes (w/ DiBiase) vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys

(Nastys and Luger came to the ring to a strong ovation.

Schultz, Rude, Rhodes & Ted came out to the usual Firm mixed crowd reaction.

Match was a slugfest as was expected. Match broke down on a couple of occasions with all six men brawling in the ring and the ref having to restore order.

At the end of the match, Sags and Schultz were the two legal men in the ring. Schultz was on the offensive and went to whip Sags into the ropes but Sags reversed and caught Schultz coming off with a brutal side slam. Sags covered Schultz and hooked the leg. 1...2... Rude came in and broke up the pin try with a stomp to the back of Sags' head. Knobs hit the ring and started fighting with Rude. Rhodes came in to help Rude but was intercepted by Luger. Knobs had nailed Rude with some punches and then nailed Rude with a running clothesline that took both men over the top rope down to the floor. Luger had nailed Rhodes with a forearm smash to the head. Dusty crashed to the mat and rolled out of the ring and dropped to the floor and Luger followed Rhodes out. Ref distracted by the chaos.

DiBiase ran over and grabbed an empty steel chair from next to the timekeeper's table. Sags had bodyslammed Schultz. Ref still distracted by the brawling on the floor and trying to get the combatants back to their respective corners. Sags then ran and hit the ropes and DiBiase, from the floor, blasted Sags with a chair shot to the back. Schultz had gotten to his feet as Sags stumbled forward. Schultz caught Sags and blasted Sags with the Redneck Death Drop. Schultz covered Sags as DiBiase got the ref's attention. Ref turned and saw Schultz covering Sags and counted. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell. Fighting petered out on the floor. DiBiase jubilantly climbed into the ring and congratulated Schultz as Rude and Rhodes made their way back into the ring. Luger and Knobs wondered what happened and checked on Sags. The victorious trio and their Director made their way back up the aisle to more boos than cheers.

WINNER: Schultz, Rude & Rhodes - Pinfall - Schultz pinned Sags with the Redneck Death Drop - 11:24)

(Announcers discussed Schultz, Rude and Rhodes defeating Luger and the Nastys thanks to some outside help from Ted DiBiase. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their title match at 'Spring Mayhem'.)

(FINAL 'SPRING MAYHEM' PPV UPDATE!

Announcers ran down the complete card:

UWL WORLD TITLE: Roddy Piper (C) vs. Wahoo McDaniel

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE: Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Madusa

UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Hall & Nash (C) (The Firm) vs. The Nasty Boys

A FEUD RE-IGNITED: Arn Anderson vs. Dusty Rhodes (The Firm)

$100,000 WINNER-TAKE-ALL: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera

THERE MUST BE A WINNER! ALL MEMBERS OF THE FIRM BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!: Firm Director Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger

TV TITLE: Rip Oliver (C) vs. Hugh Mor...

STREET FIGHT: David Schultz & Rick Rude (The Firm) vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link

CONFESSIONAL MATCH: Father Dutch vs. DDP

PRESIDENT'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Rick Steiner (C) vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell

JUST SIGNED: 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. Buzz Sawyer

PRE-SHOW MATCH EXCLUSIVELY ON UWLSLAM.COM: Brian Blair vs. Lars Anderson

'Extenze presents: Spring Mayhem' - This Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rnacho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)

(Announcers said the Piper-Wahoo confrontation was next!)

(Video aired from last week of Wahoo sneak attacking Piper as Piper walked to the ring for an interview and Wahoo bloodied Piper with a head shot to the ring post and then Wahoo sat the battered Piper up on a chair in the ring and knocked Roddy out of the chair with a running clothesline that left Piper in a bloody heap.)

(In-ring: Final confrontation before 'Spring Mayhem'.

Wahoo and JJ Dillon came to the ring to loud boos. JJ was in a suit. Wahoo was in a black blazer with white shirt unbuttoned at the collar, slacks and dress shoes. Both men had mics. Announcers noted Race wasn't with them.

After a brief pause, bagpipe music filled the arena. Fans erupted as Piper, in street clothes, came out on the entrance stage. Piper was cradling the title in his left arm and had a mic in his right hand. Piper stared down at Wahoo and JJ briefly from the stage and then charged towards the ring. Piper aggressively slid into the ring and popped to his feet and Wahoo and JJ backed up as the fans cheered.

Piper defiantly raised the World Title in the air with his left hand as fans grew louder.

RP: "Wahoo! Last week was a wake-up call for me! When you Pearl Harbored me and opened me up by slamming my head into the post and then, to add insult to injury, placed me on a chair in the ring and knocked me out of it, you roused the slumbering beast inside of ol' 'Hot Rod'! So now, I am here to tell you, Wahoo, that you're in for one helluva fight this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem'! I am going to fight you like a rabid dog, mister!

"I was so stunned and disillusioned when you turned on me that it ripped my insides out! But now, there's acceptance! And with acceptance of the reailty of the situation comes anger! And with anger comes the desire for retribution! And your retribution is coming at 'Spring Mayhem'! My World Title defenses are usually business related ventures! Sure, I might have some major differences with my opponent! But I must be a professional at all times because this is what I do for a living! However on Sunday, things become real personal between me and you, Wahoo! You were my best friend! That's no more! Now, all that's left is a fight!"

WM: "You're right, Roddy! All that's left is a fight! That fight's at 'Spring Mayhem' and it's a fight I'm gonna win! Cry me a river about our past friendship! That's done! I'm glad you finally came to the realization that it's over! Things promise to get really volatile this Sunday! I've had to fight all my life to get what I wanted! Our World Title match will be no different! I know it's gonna be tough! But I deserve another run as the UWL World Champion! And I'm managed by the man who has managed men to six championship reigns here in the UWL! JJ, this Sunday is gonna be championship reign lucky number seven for you!"

JJ: "Thank you, Wahoo, for those uplifting words. It truly is fitting that this would be the seventh championship reign that I've managed in the UWL. To manage the World Champion again...the thought of it gives me goose pimples. This is going to be..."

RP: "JJ. Where's Harley?"

JJ: "Harley's not here because this situation doesn't concern him. Why are you even bringing him up? This is about Wahoo McDaniel challenging you for the World Title. This has nothing to do with Harley Race!"

RP: "Ahhhh... Is there some dissension in the ranks of JJ Dillon Enterprises?"

JJ: "There are no problems in JJ Dillon Enterprises! Things have never been better!"

WM: "Roddy, I'm the man you need to be worried about! Harley's not even relevant to this discussion! This is about you and me and how you're going to deal with being the former UWL World Champion after 'Spring Mayhem'!"

RP: "Putting the cart before the horse, are we?! I have never been more determined to win a match in my life! I don't know and you don't know what's gonna happen this Sunday! This will be a fierce battle because it's so damned personal! I am filled with so much angry energy right now that I don't know if I can control myself standing right here in front of you, Wahoo! I just..."

WM: "You want to give these fans a little taste of what they're gonna see at 'Spring Mayhem' right now, Roddy?! Let's go!"

Crowd buzzing as Wahoo took off his blazer and handed it and his mic to JJ. Piper placed the belt and his mic in the corner under the buckles. JJ went out on the apron.

Piper and Wahoo came out and circled one another with their fists raised. Piper threw a couple of jabs at Wahoo but couldn't connect. After the two circled each other a little more, Wahoo suddenly stopped and walked out of the ring and dropped to the floor with JJ following suit. Wahoo took the mic from JJ as Piper looked on from the ring. Crowd booing.

WM: "Roddy, I'm not giving these fans out here anything for free! If you people want to see me beat up Roddy Piper and become the new UWL World Champion, you'll have to pay to see it this Sunday!"

Crowd booed loudly as Wahoo looked up from the floor at Piper as Piper looked down at Wahoo.)

(Video then aired chronicling the Wahoo-Piper feud and the final video hyping 'Spring Mayhem' played.)

END PROGRAM

Dark Match (Special World Class Championship Wrestling 6-Man Tag)
Gino Hernandez, Chris Adams & Iceman Parsons vs. Michael Hayes, Buddy Roberts & Jimmy Garvin
(WINNER: Hernandez, Adams & Parsons - Pinfall - Hernandez pinned Roberts with a Flying Bodypress - 17:39)

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EXTENZE PRESENTS:

SPRING MAYHEM!

LIVE! THIS SUNDAY, APRIL 14, ON PPV! 8PM E/5PM P!
COMING TO YOU FROM THE SANTA ANA STAR CENTER IN RIO RANCHO, NM!


DOUBLE MAIN EVENT!

UWL WORLD TITLE
RODDY PIPER (WC) vs. WAHOO MCDANIEL (w/ MGR. JJ DILLON)

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE
TINA FERRARI (WC) vs. MADUSA

PLUS!!!

THERE MUST BE A WINNER! ALL MEMBERS OF THE FIRM BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!
FIRM DIRECTOR TED DIBIASE vs. LEX LUGER

$100,000 WINNER-TAKE-ALL
KEN PATERA vs. 'SUPERSTAR' GRAHAM (w/ THE GRAND WIZARD)

A FEUD RE-IGNITED!
ARN ANDERSON vs. DUSTY RHODES (THE FIRM)

CONFESSIONAL MATCH
'DIAMOND' DALLAS PAGE vs. FATHER DUTCH

STREET FIGHT!
RICK RUDE & DAVID SCHULTZ (THE FIRM) vs. LORD HUMONGOUS & THE MISSING LINK (w/ MGR. DARK JOURNEY)

UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
HALL & NASH (WTTC) (THE FIRM) vs. THE NASTY BOYS

UWL TV TITLE
RIP OLIVER (TVC) vs. HUGH MOR...

PRESIDENT'S CHAMPIONSHIP
RICK STEINER (PC) vs. 'BAD BOY' BRUNZELL

'BOUNTY HUNTER' RON GARVIN vs. BUZZ SAWYER

SPRING MAYHEM!
Will this be the day that Tina Ferrari's 14-month Women's World Title reign and 26-month undefeated streak come to an abrupt end?!
Find out this Sunday!


'Spring Mayhem' will be posted Sunday, Apr. 14.
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