Re: Universal Wrestling League
UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING - EP. 116 - FT. WORTH, TEXAS - FORT WORTH CONVENTION CENTER - 4-9-13 (Taped)
(Show opened cold with mgr. Gary Hart standing in the ring with mic in hand. Crowd was booing.
GH: "In case you all have forgotten who I am, the name's Gary Hart. I'm the manager of Greg Valentine. As you know, Mr. Valentine is currently serving a 60-day suspension. I'm here to tell you that on April 23rd, Greg Valentine will make his triumphant return to the UWL. During his time away, he has been re-focusing his efforts. He has been training hard to keep in ring shape. He will be back and he will be better than ever. He's determined to fight his way back to the top. And Greg Valentine will get back to the top. He's proven himself to be the best before and he will prove it again. With that said, in two weeks, things are gonna start returning to normal here in the UWL. Because Greg Valentine will be the man once more.")
(Announcers talked about Hart's first appearance in six weeks and his message about Greg Valentine returning in two weeks. Welcomed viewers to the 'Countdown To Spring Mayhem' edition of 'Slam!'. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; Pres. Watts is here; a look at the Confessional Match between Father Dutch and DDP at 'Spring Mayhem'; Arn Anderson wrestles; President's Champion Rick Steiner sees action; an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more!)
(Video footage aired from last week of Watts making the TV Title Match: Rip Oliver (C) vs. Hugh Morrus for 'Spring Mayhem'.
After the match: After Oliver had his hand raised in victory and was preparing to leave the ring, Pres. Watts came out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. Fair ovation for Watts.
Watts: "Rip, before you leave the ring, I have an announcement to make that concerns you. At 'Spring Mayhem' you will be defending the TV Title. The man you'll be facing in 12 days has scored some impressive victories here on 'Slam!' recently. And you know him very well. Your opponent in the TV Title match at 'Spring Mayhem' is...Hugh Morrus!"
Crowd popped as Morrus came out on the entrance stage.
Rip took the r.a. mic from r.a. Lee Marshall.
RO: "If you think you caught me by suprise there, Watts, you didn't. I knew the day would eventually come when me and Hugh would cross paths with the TV Title on the line. Hugh, when we were tag team partners, I carried the team. That eight month World Tag Team Title reign we had, that was all because of me. At 'Spring Mayhem' nothing changes. When our match is over you'll still be a man who is incapable of winning a championship without me carrying your carcass on my back. I'm gonna show everyone that without me, Hugh can't get the job done."
Hugh took Watts' mic.
HM: "Rip! I may not have won a championship since our team broke up last year! But I have had pretty good success on my own since the split! I haven't forgotten the shoddy way you treated me when we were a tag team, Rip! I carry that chip on my shoulder every day! And the way I'm finally gonna get rid of that chip is by beating you and becoming the new TV Champion at 'Spring Mayhem'!"
Crowd cheered as Oliver and Hugh glared at each other from a distance as the segement ended.)
Hugh Morrus vs. Derrick Dukes
(Hugh came to the ring to a solid ovation
Dukes gave Hugh a bit of a battle before Hugh took control and finished off Dukes with his moonsault finisher to score the 1...2...3!
WINNER: Hugh - Pinfall - Moonsault - 3:24)
(After the match: Ring Announcer Lee Marshall interviewed Hugh Morrus.
Asked about the TV Title match with Rip Oliver coming up at 'Spring Mayhem'.
HM: "For eight months in 2011 and 2012, Rip Oliver and myself were the UWL World Tag Team Champions. At some point during our reign, Rip got it in his head that he was carrying our team; he was the sole reason we were the champions. Rip decided to start verbally and physically abusing me. He waged a psychological war against me and it worked. Being run down and hit frequently by Rip when he was supposed to be my tag team partner and ally destroyed me. I had become, in my mind, nothing. I was one-half of the World Tag Team Champions and yet I believed I was unworthy and had zero to do with our success. Rip grinded me down. But then one day, not long after we lost the titles, I had a confrontation with Rip. It led to me re-discovering who I was. Hugh Morrus re-claimed his dignity and sense of purpose. Since that time, me and Rip have had some wild matches against one another. But we've never faced each other in a match with a championship on the line.
"The stakes have never been this big in a match between us. And I can think of no better way to really show Rip that I am my own man and can stand on my own than to beat him and become the new UWL TV Champion at 'Spring..."
Out on the entrance stage walked Rip Oliver. He was in street clothes and had the title slung over his shoulder and was carrying a mic. He was strongly booed.
RO: "Hold on there, Hugh. First of all, I was 100% responsible for our success as a tag team for all that time when we were partners. I made us the best. I made us the World Tag Team Champions. You were just along for the ride. Since we've split up, you haven't won a single championship, Hugh. You can't even win a title on one of those pro wrestling video games. And you're not gonna win the TV Title in real life at 'Spring Mayhem', either. It's time to face reality, Hugh. You may be your own man, as you like to say. But that doesn't mean you're a champion. I'm a champion. This belt says so. You haven't proven that you can be a champion on your own. I carried our team on my shoulders. You got a belt because of me. Without help, Hugh, you can't win any gold. And since you don't have someone you can piggyback on to victory this Sunday, you're going to remain title-less."
HM: "Rip! I have every intention of proving to everyone that I can be a champion on my own! And I'm gonna do it by beating you at 'Spring Mayhem' and becoming the new TV Champion!"
Usual long-distance staredown as the fans cheered and the segment came to a close.)
(Announcers discussed the confrontation between Rip and Hugh. Hyped their TV Title Match at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; a look at the Confessional Match between Father Dutch and DDP at 'Spring Mayhem'; Arn Anderson wrestles; President's Champion Rick Steiner sees action; an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said Pres. Watts is here next!)
(Video aired for the 'Extenze Presents: Spring Mayhem' PPV - Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rancho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)
(In-ring: 'Born in the USA' played over the p.a.system and Pres. Watts came to the ring with mic in hand. He received a modest ovation coming out.
BW: "I want everybody to take a look at this video from last week."
Video footage aired of Schultz and Rude sneak attacking Lord Humongous and Missing Link with weapons as they made their way to the ring. Schultz used a kendo stick and Rude used a 2x4 and the pair brutally beat down Lord and Link. To add insult to in jury, Schultz left Lord laying with the Redneck Death Drop and Rude laid waste to Link with the Rude Awakening before Hugh Morrus and Lex Luger made the save.
BW: "I need David Schultz and Rick Rude of The Firm to come to ring."
After a brief pause, Schultz and Rude, in their ring attire, came to the ring to the usual mixed crowd reaction. Both had mics.
Rude: "Watts! Whatever you've got to say to us better be important because we were getting ready for our match later tonight!"
BW: "It's real important, Rick. But before I get to what I've got to say...could Lord Humongous, the Missing Link and Dark Journey come down."
Crowd popped as the music-only version of 'Breaking The Law' blared over the p.a. system. Out came Lord, Link and Journey to a strong positive response. Once at ringside, Link slammed his head into the ring post three times and Lord got on the apron, looked at Schultz and Rude, pounded his chest and then pointed at the pair. Lord climbed over the top rope into the ring, Link got in and Journey followed. Journey had a mic. The two sides were glaring at each other.
BW: "For the last few weeks, the situation between you guys has clearly been escalating. It boiled over last week. So, I've decided that you're gonna have a match with each other. At 'Spring Mayhem', it's gonna be David Schultz and Rick Rude vs. Lord Humongous and the Missing Link!"
Crowd cheered and both sides seemed pleased with the news.
BW: "And, Schultz and Rude, since you guys like to use weapons, it's gonna be a Street Fight!"
More crowd cheering.
DS: "That's great, man! A street fight is right up our alley! We get to use weapons on these guys! It can't get any better than that for us!"
Journey: "You two attacked the men that I manage in a most cowardly way last week. You may think you really accomplished something. But the only thing you did was make Lord Humongous and Missing Link very mad. That's not good for you, believe me. At 'Spring Mayhem', Lord and Link will get to use weapons, too. There will be no suprise sneak attack this time. Rude and Schultz, you guys may regret getting involved in a match of this nature with these two men."
Rude: "Dark Journey. I could tell last week that you wanted the 'Ravishing One'. I saw it in your eyes. You can act like you don't want to feel my pulsating, manly passion all over your coco body. But you want it...bad. As for the match, these two...things...that you manage are the ones walking into a very bad situation. We beat them down real bad. And in a match with all kinds of weapons that can be used legally, the beating they get is gonna be even worse than what they got from us last week."
Journey: "First of all, Mr. Rude, I'll admit that you have a great body. Some other time, I may have wanted a man like you to take me. But the rest of you is just plain ugly and that's a real turn-off for me. You're ugly inside. My men, they might not be much to look at. They're tough and can be mean and nasty when they have to. But inside, they are beautiful human beings..."
DS: "Human beings?! Lady, I think you need your head examined! You manage a couple of psychos! Lord Humongous runs around wearing a hockey goalie mask like he just stepped out of a slasher film! And Missing Link, we're still trying to figure out what the hell he is! He may have the body of a human! But he acts like someone that might have walked off the pages of Darwin's 'Origin of Species' or something! One thing I will agree with, though, is that he's missing quite a few evolutionary links! He's off-the-charts freaky!
"We're not scared of Team Bizarro here! They've messed in Firm business and at 'Spring Mayhem' in five days they're gonna feel our wrath in the cruelest, most unforgiving way possible! Hell, Link here will probably try to eat some of the weapons or stick 'em up his nose or God knows what! Look at him right now! He's gnawing on the turnbuckle!"
Journey looked over and Link was indeed chomping away on the top buckle. Journey went over and led Link back to paying attention to what was going on.
Rude: "Couple of real winners you've got there, Dark Journey. As for your remarks about me being ugly inside, who cares?! Look at me! A lot of women could care less about what's on a guy's inside! That's something ugly people look at because they've got nothing to offer on the outside! You and me, babe, we look good. And that's far more important to beautiful people than whether or not someone has some ghostly beautiful spirit. It's what's on the outside that counts. It's not about love. It's about lust. Pure and simple lust.
"When we clash with your men at 'Spring Mayhem' in five days, what's on the inside won't even matter! Because we're gonna pound the outsides of Lord Humongous and the Missing Link into submission with whatever weapons we can get our hands on!"
Journey: "You may look at us as 'Beauty and the Beast', but these men might just ugly you guys up real bad this Sunday. And when all is said and done, they'll still be two of the most beautiful human beings I know."
BW: "Let's get ready to hook 'em up at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday!"
Crowd cheered as the two sides glared at each other before Journey led her men out of the ring and back up the aisle.)
(Announcers discussed Watts making a Street Fight: Schultz & Rude vs. Lord & Link for 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; a look at the Confessional Match between Father Dutch and DDP at 'Spring Mayhem'; Arn Anderson wrestles; an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said President's Champion Rick Steiner sees action next!)
Match 2 (Non-Title)
Rick Steiner (C) vs. Pat Rose
(Steiner came to the ring to 'Welcome To The Jungle' and a strong ovation. Steiner was wearing the title around his waist. Steiner barked on his way to the ring and then ran around ringside barking and the fans barked back.
Steiner had his way with Rose. As the match was going on, shot aired of 'Bad Boy' Brunzell, in his derby hat, watching on a monitor backstage and writing down notes.
Steiner finished Rose off with the 'Steiner Driver' (aka, Death Valley Driver) to score the pinfall victory.
WINNER: Steiner - Pinfall - Steiner Driver - 2:06)
(After the match: Lee Marshall i'viewed Steiner. Asked about defending the President's Championship at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday.
RS: "Woof! Woof! Woof!"
Crowd barked back.
RS: "Lee, I've seen this 'Bad Boy' Brunzell! He used to be such a nice boy when he was a member of the Killer Bees! Now, he claims to be a bad boy! His mother must be really ashamed of what he's trying to become!"
LM: "Trying to become?"
RS: "Yeah! He doesn't seem to grasp the fundamentals of being a real bad boy! He never cusses! He always uses substitute words like darn, fudge, gosh. I've seen him at bars when we're on the road and he drinks Shirley Temples! As a matter of fact, one night I saw him get puke sick from drinking too many Shirley Temples! Guess he OD'd on the little marichino cherries they put in the drink! His bad boy ways can be pretty comical! He claims that holding hands is getting to third base where he comes from and that it gives you a reputation!
"But, one thing I do know is that Brunzell can wrestle! I think he should just concentrate on his wrestling instead of trying to act like something he's not! I don't take 'Bad Boy' Brunzell lightly! If I let my guard down against this guy for just a split-second at 'Spring Mayhem'...BAM!...he might pull off the victory and become the new President's Champion! So, if 'Bad Boy' is backstage listening to this...just do what you do best which is wrestle and leave the bad boy act at home! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
Crowd barked back as Steiner ran around in the ring and then left and barked and slapped hands while heading back up the aisle.)
(Video aired for the 'UWL on Tour': Fri. - Apr. 26 - Jackson, MS - MS Coliseum; Sat. - Apr. 27 - Biloxi, MS - MS Coast Coliseum; Fri. - May 10 - Johnson City, TN - Freedom Hall; Sat. - May 11 - Jackson, TN - Oman Arena; Fri. - May 17 - Frankfort, KY - Frankfort Convention Center; Sat. - May 18 - Bowling Green, KY - Anderson Arena. More info: visit uwlslam.com!)
(Announcers intro'd a video looking at the Confessional match coming up between DDP and Father Dutch at 'Spring Mayhem'.
Video opened chronicling the DDP-Father Dutch feud leading up to last week where a wheel was spun and the type of match that came up on it was the match that FD and DDP will square off in at 'Spring Mayhem'. The Confessional match came up. Interviews from last week were then replayed.
Larry Nelson: "Father Dutch and Dallas Page! You will be battling it out in the Confessional match! Dallas Page, what do you think of the result?"
DDP: "I say bring it on, brother! Father Dutch! I couldn't think of a more appropriate kind of match for us to have at 'Spring Mayhem'! I'm on a crusade to kick your self-righteous ass! And I can think of no better way to do it than by shoving you in that confessional! Maybe then you'll see the error of your ways and get some positive religion!"
Nelson then held the mic in Dutch's direction.
FD: "Dallas Page! Sinner! I am the epitome of righteousness in the UWL! I am the guiding light to glory! You're so laden with sins that the best thing that could happen to you is an unrelenting beating at my hands! I can save you, Dallas! But you must suffer for that privilege! And when I put you in that confessional and lock the door, it needs to be you that has a come-to-Jesus moment!"
Video then showed a black and white camera shot panning around a confessional. Video then aired from the violent, bloody Confessional match fought between Wahoo McDaniel and Father Dutch at 'Thunderstruck' in 2012.
A quick-hitting video montage' of the DDP-Father Dutch feud and more violent footage from the Confessional match at 'Thunderstruck' 2012 aired as the following edited sound-bytes from a previous DDP-FD confrontation were spoken over the footage.
FD: "You shed blood because of the sins you committed against us! And I saw it in a vision while fasting and praying in my prayer closet, more of your blood will be shed by OUR hands! Page, you have crossed a line in which redemption for you will be painful, grueling and without mercy!"
DDP: "Father Dutch! You want a holy war with DDP! Well, you have got one! I felt every blow of your chain-wrapped fist, man! And I'm gonna carry this anger, righteous anger, into my crusade against you!"
Still pics aired of Father Dutch and DDP with a pic of a confessional in the background. The confessional was surrounded by the aura of a white light. The white light then turned blood red as a narrator's voice then spoke.
Narrator (Orson Welles-like voice): "Father Dutch vs. 'Diamond' Dallas Page! The Confessional Match! LIVE! At the 'Spring Mayhem' pay-per-view this Sunday, April 14th at 8pm Eastern/5pm Pacific! Order now!"
Video then faded to black.)
(Announcers discussed the Confessional match coming up at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday on PPV. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; Arn Anderson wrestles; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said an i'view w/ 'Bad Boy' Brunzell is next!)
(In-ring: Lee Marshall i'viewed 'Bad Boy' Brunzell.
'Bad Boys' by the Miami Sound Machine played over the p.a. system.
Brunzell came out to fairly strong boos. He was wearing his derby hat, black t-shirt with 'Bad Boy' written across the front, blue jeans and black tennis shoes. He was carrying a card in one hand and a felt bag in the other. As Brunzell made his way to the ring, video aired of Brunzell winning the 8-man Battle Royal last week to earn the President's Championship shot at 'Spring Mayhem'.
In the ring, Brunzell was walking around with his hands covering his ears to drown out the chants of 'Jim'. Brunzell was picked up by a mic.
BBB: "Quit it, please! Stop it!"
Chants continued and Brunzell stomped around the ring a little more before things pretty much calmed down.
LM: "'Bad Boy' Brunzell, you've got your first shot at a championship as a bad boy..."
BBB: "People! It's 'Bad Boy' Brunzell! 'Bad Boy'! 'Bad Boy'! 'Bad Boy'!"
'Jim' chants picked up again. Brunzell backed away from the mic. Crowd now mainly booing. Things then calmed down again.
BBB: "Lee, before we discuss my title match with Rick Steiner at 'Spring Mayhem', I have a couple of things I want to show you. First, this card is from my mother. While she is not proud of me transforming from her little Jimby-Bimby to a full-fledged bad boy, she is excited to see me get a chance to win a championship. Look, it's right here in the card."
Brunzell handed the card to Lee Marshall. Marshall scanned the card.
LM: "Indeed it does say that. Hmmm... There's teddy bears, gummi bears and a rainbow on the front of the card. Real bad boy stuff."
BBB: "Teddy bears are bad. My mom's starting to come around to the bad boy path I've chosen to walk down."
LM: "Wait! There's also a p.s. at the bottom of the card!"
BBB: "No! You don't need to read..."
Brunzell grabbed for the card but Marshall turned away from Brunzell.
LM: "It says: 'Jimby-Bimby, have you learned to bathe on your own yet or do you still need assistance when taking a bath?' Hahahahaha!"
Brunzell was not happy and finally ripped the card away from Marshall.
BBB: "You didn't have to read that last part, Marhsall."
LM: "I'm really sorry, 'Bad Boy'. It's just that...heh heh...I'm sorry... Hahahaha!"
BBB: "Stop it! Now! You...you butthole!"
Marshall now laughing harder.
LM: "OK! OK! I just thought...hahahaha...that bad boys knew how to shower properly...hahahaha!"
BBB: "I have a chance to become the President's Champion this Sunday! Why don't we talk about that! And besides, I don't shower, I take baths!"
LM: "This is too much! Take baths! Hahahaha!"
Marshall now doubled over with laughter as Brunzell looked on and stewed.
LM: "Alright. Heh heh. What are your...heh heh...thoughts going into the President's Championship match at 'Spring May'...hahahahaha...'Spring Mayhem'?"
BBB: "Thank you for asking me about the match, Lee. Now, let me show you and everyone what's in the bag."
Brunzell reached in the bag and pulled out a championship belt made out of purple construction paper. It said 'President's Champion' where the centerpiece would be on a normal title belt and on the sides were stickers of the U.S. Presidential seal.
LM (laughing): "What's that?!"
BBB: "My mom also made me a replica President's Championship belt. She said it would be good practice to wear this so I can prepare for this Sunday when I win the real thing. I need you to help me put it on. That scotch tape on the back holds the belt together."
Marshall, trying desperately to keep from exploding with laughter, helped Brunzell put the belt on. Brunzell then started walking around the ring with his contruction paper belt on like he was the champ. Crowd was mainly booing and some started chanting 'Jim'. Marshall lost it and walked over to the corner and buried his head in the top buckle. His body was shaking. 'Jim' chants got to Brunzell again. Brunzell stomped over and ripped the mic away from Marshall. Marshall looked up and had to start wiping the tears from his eyes because he was laughing so hard.
BBB: "Why don't you just get the fudge out of the ring!"
Marshall shook his head in agreement and left the ring and went to the floor. Marshall was laughing so hard that his knees were weak and he had to place his arm on the apron to hold himself up.
BBB: "You people, and that includes you, Marshall, who are laughing at me and disrespecting me tonight won't be laughing this Sunday when the 'Bad Boy' becomes the new President's Champion! Then you'll start taking me seriously! To heck with you all!"
Brunzell threw down the mic and stormed out of the ring. Chants of 'Jim' picked up and Brunzell stomped to the back with his hands over his ears and his contruction paper title still firmly around his waist. Camera caught a shot of Marshall no laying on the floor and kicking because he was laughing harder now than he had before.)
(Announcers discussed the Brunzell i'view. Hyped coming up on the program: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said Arn Anderson wrestles next!)
(Video aired chronicling the Dusty-Arn feud. Announcers hyped their match for 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday on PPV.)
Arn Anderson vs. Barry Horowitz
(Arn got a strong ovation coming to the ring.
Horowitz jumped Arn as Arn stepped into the ring. Ref called for the bell. Horowitz briefly pounded on Arn and then went to whip Arn into the ropes but Arn reversed and caught Horowitz coming off with the spinebuster. Crowd popped as Arn made the throat-slashing gesture. Arn picked up Horowitz and blasted Horowitz with the gourdbuster. Arn covered Horowitz and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell and then raised Arn's hand in victory.
WINNER: Arn - Pinfall - Gourdbuster - :24)
(After the match: Arn was facing away from the entrance aisle. Dusty Rhodes, in his ring attire, came to the ring with mic in hand. Dusty got in the ring and came up behind Arn and shoved Arn in the shoulder. Arn spun around and was ready to fight.
DR: "Whoa, daddy! I didn't come out here to fight you tonight! There'll be plenty of fightin' between us at 'Spring Mayhem'! I just came out here to wish you the best of luck in our match!"
Dusty extended his hand to Arn. Arn looked at it but didn't return Dusty's gesture. Arn looked leerily at Dusty.
DR: "Come on, Arn. It's me...'Stardust'. You know and I know we're gonna have another great match with each other. The fans always get their money's worth when we wrestle. I'm out here to show respect to one of my most worthy adversaries ever. Shake my hand, Arn. C'mon."
Dusty extended his hand again. Arn cautiously shook it and then looked to let go and turn to walk away but Dusty wouldn't let go of Arn's hand and Dusty pulled Arn close to him.
DR: "Arn, when I wished you luck, I did that because you're gonna need all the luck in the world to beat me, brother!"
Dusty was holding the mic up between them.
AA: "Dusty, I'm not gonna need luck to beat you. I'm gonna win at 'Spring Mayhem' because I'll be the better man in the ring that night, plain and simple. Now, you'll be letting go of my hand."
Dusty slowly released his grasp from Arn's hand. The two briefly locked eyes before Dusty got a smirking smile on his face and then Dusty turned and left the ring and headed to the back as Arn looked on.)
(Announcers discussed the confrontation between Dusty and Arn and hyped their match for this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said the final confrontation between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa was coming up!)
(Backstage: Larry Nelson i'viewed Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys.
Asked Luger about the match tonight and his match with Ted DiBiase at 'Spring Mayhem' where there must be a winner and all members of The Firm are barred from ringside.
Lex: "At 'Spring Mayhem', Ted DiBiase, there is finally gonna be a clear-cut winner in a match between you and me! All your Firm associates are banned from ringside! You can't call on your thugs to interfere in our match when you get into trouble! And because of that, when you get into a bind in our match, no one is gonna be able to help you! You're gonna have to win this battle in the war between The Firm and the UWL all on your own! Can you do it?! Can you win this match on your own skill, Ted?! I cant wait for Sunday! Because if I get you up in the rack, there will be no escape for you until you submit!
"As for tonight, I've got two of the most dangerous wrestlers in our sport in the Nasty Boys on my side! David Schultz, Rick Rude and Dusty Rhodes! You'd better be prepared for one helluva battle as the UWL looks to gain a big victory!"
Sags: "Hall and Nash! You guys have five more days to enjoy being the World Tag Team Champions! Me and Knobs have beaten you guys once already! And we're confident that the result will be the same at 'Spring Mayhem'! Prepare for war, boys! Prepare for war!
"Six man tag team match coming up tonight! We love having Lex Luger on our side because he's a tough, power wrestler...and he can hold his alcohol with the best of 'em! Rhodes, Schultz and Rude think they're part of the elite in pro wrestling because they're with The Firm! But we intend to show them up close and personal like that we love tangling with snotty, arrogant jackasses who think they're better than everyone else! You guys better get ready for a trip to Nasty-ville!"
Knobs: "Five days is all that stands between us and making the World Tag Team Titles property of the Nastys! Hall and Nash! We've already got plans for those titles! When we win 'em, we're gonna splatter paint over those belts and make them truly nasty! You guys may be big and tough! But we're wild and crazy as well as big and tough! You guys are gonna have your hands full of nastiness at 'Spring Mayhem'!
"I love war! Wars are fought over ideals! And one of things we're fighting for is to keep they party going for the Nasty Boys and every wrestler on the UWL roster! The Firm threatens our hard-partying way of life! And hard-partying is the American way! And if The Firm thinks they're gonna put a damper on our wild party ways, they better think again! Give us partying or give us death!")'
(Video aired chronicling the feud between UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari and Madusa.)
(In-ring: Lee Marshall stood center ring with mic in hand.
LM: "Ladies and Gentlemen! Would please welcome the woman who will challenge for the UWL Women's World Title at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday...Madusa!"
Madusa came out to the song 'American Woman'. She got a strong ovation. She was in a red, white and blue tight tank top, jeans and black shoes. Madusa slapped hands with fans on the way to the ring and, once in the ring, walked around and saluted the crowd.
LM: "And now, introducing her opponent. She is the reigning UWL Women's World Champion and has never lost a match since arriving in the UWL over two years ago...Tina Ferrari!"
'Invincible' by Pat Benatar played over the p.a. system. Crowd booing started to build and escalated to a high-pitched level when Ferrari walked out on the entrance stage. She was dressed differently than normal. The sexy, skimpy dresses, tiara and heels were replaced by a black turtle neck top, black slacks and black shoes. Ferrari had the title cradled in her left arm and was carrying a small box in her right hand. Ferrari got in the ring and greeted the booing crowd by hoisting the title over her head and strutting around the ring showing the belt off to the crowd. Ferrari then walked over and held the belt up in Madusa's face. Tina laughed while holding the belt in the challenger's face and then re-cradled the belt in her left arm.
LM: "Tina Ferrari and Madusa. This Sunday, wow, the match between you two is gonna be the biggest women's match in the history of the UWL. Tina, everything is on the line for you at 'Spring Mayhem'. The undefeated streak. The 14-month Women's World Title reign. You lose to Madusa, everything you've worked for..."
Tina: "Memo to Lee Marshall! I'm not losing this Sunday to Madusa! My undefeated streak and Women's World Title run are gonna remain intact! I have no doubt that Madusa's gonna give me a fight! But, Tina Ferrari's the best thing going today and don't anyone ever forget it! I have that one thing that no other wrestler, male or female, has! And that is the spirit of Mildred Burke residing within me!
"Every single thing that I've said I would do since I arrived in the UWL I've done! And I'm gonna be buried with this belt because no one, not even Madusa, is gonna beat me for it!"
Madusa: "Tina, I have been promising these fans for several weeks now that the next time I get you in match, I'm gonna end your World Title reign and undefeated streak. I am standing by that promise today. I am very committed to what I've promised these fans I would do. You've had a great run, Tina. No one can ever take that away from you. But it's all coming to an end this Sunday."
Tina: "Ya know, Maddy. That was a great speech. It really was. But it's gonna go down as one of the most inaccurate speeches in the history of this sport! You should just be happy getting the Women's World Title shot at 'Spring Mayhem'! That's as good as it's gonna get for you, dear! Neither you nor anybody else is taking this title off of me...ever! Am I clear?!"
Madusa: "Loud and clear, Tina! I have made a promise and I will honor that promise! You're going down at 'Spring Mayhem'!"
Tina: "Oh, Madusa. (Sings here.) Promises, promises. You knew you'd never keep. (Stops singing.) A little Naked Eyes there for you. Not only am I a great wrestler; but I could have been a big-time rock singer filling up arenas all over the world.
"Now, I have here in my hand a gift for you, Madusa."
Tina held out the small box she brought to the ring for Madusa to take.
Madusa: "What is it?"
Tina: "Take it and open it."
Tina shook the box in Madusa's face and Madusa angrily snatched it out of Tina's hand. Madusa then cautiously opened the box and looked at its contents.
Madusa: "It's a ring. What's this for?"
Tina: "Take it out of the box."
Madusa pulled the ring out of the box and looked at it.
Madusa: "This ring, it's broken."
Tina: "Well, how very observant of you, Madusa. You see, it's a promise ring. A broken promise ring. Get it?! It represents the promise you're going to break to all these fans out here at 'Spring Mayhem' when you lose to me!"
Madusa angrily threw the ring at Tina.
Madusa: "Tina! I am going to be the one who sends your whole empire crashing down! After 'Spring Mayhem', you're no longer gonna be undefeated and you're no longer gonna be the UWL Women's World Champion! That's a promise and I will keep it!"
Crowd cheered as Madusa tuned to leave the ring but Tina dropped the belt, spun Madusa around, kicked Madusa in the gut and nailed Madusa with a tornado DDT. Madusa laid out in the ring. Tina picked up the title and stood over Madusa. A scowling Tina raised the title high over her head with one hand as the fans booed lustily.)
(Announcers discussed the Tina-Madusa confrontation and Tina laying out Madusa with a tornando DDT. Hyped the UWL Women's World Title match between the two for 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; Ron Garvin vs. Ken Patera; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more!)
(Announcers then intro'd video chronicling the Ken Patera-'Superstar' Graham feud. Footage featured Graham using a foreign object to pin Rick Steiner and win the President's Championship and Patera coming to the ring after the match and grabbing the weapon out of Graham's tights and showing it to the ref and the ref re-starting the match and Steiner winning and retaining the title; Graham and Patera having a confrontation the following week and Graham challenging Patera to a Bench Press Challenge and Patera upping the stakes by suggesting each wrestler put up $50K of his own money with the winner of the Bench Press Challenge getting it all; Pres. Watts making the $100K Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge; highlights from the Bench Press Challenge where Patera and Graham matched each other lift-for-lift and then Graham blinding Patera with chalk the men put on their hands to lift and then Graham slamming Patera's head into the weights on one side of the lift bar and rendering Patera a bloody mess and Graham and Wizard taking off with the money that was sitting in briefcases on a table in the bench press area; and Pres. Watts ordering the money returned and making the $100K Winner-Take-All match between the two for 'Spring Mayhem' last week and Graham and Patera engaging in a war of words.
After the feud highlights aired, video aired of pre-recorded comments by Patera, Graham and Graham's mgr. Grand Wizard.
Wizard and Graham were standing in front of a black curtain, each with mic in hand. Graham was wearing his 'I AM A PROFESSIONAL!' t-shirt and Wizard was in his usual tie-dyed tux, gold turban, white shoes and holding his gold-tipped cane.
GW: "This Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem', Ken Patera, you're gonna get a lesson in pro wrestling 101 from the 'Superstar'! He's gonna punish you and then he's gonna beat you! And we'll be $100,000 dollars richer by the end of the match! You didn't beat him in the Bench Press Challenge and you're not beating him in a wrestling match!"
Graham: "See what it says on this t-shirt, jack?! It says that I'm a professional! I am the prototype of what a professional wrestler should be! And Ken Patera's gonna find that out at 'Spring Mayhem'! I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, man! I'm not gonna let $100 grand slip through my hands! Nothing was settled in the Bench Press Challenge! But everything's gonna be settled in five short days!"
Picture flipped and Patera appeared. He was in street clothes and standing in front of a wall.
KP: "'Superstar' Graham! You attacked me during our Bench Press Challenge for one reason! And that reason was you we're about to lose! You thought you could just steal the money and nothing would be done to you and that slimy priss manager of yours! This Sunday, justice will be served at 'Spring Mayhem'! And I will receive the $100,000 dollars I should've gotten a couple of weeks ago! I'll see you guys in Rio Rancho, New Mexico!")
(Announcers then hyped the Winner-Take-All $100K Match: Patera vs. Graham at 'Spring Mayhem' this Sunday.)
(Announcers then hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; 6-Man Tag: David Schultz, Rick Rude & Dusty Rhodes of The Firm vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said Ken Patera vs. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin was next!)
Ken Patera vs. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin
(Garvin came to the ring in black and red tights and boots and had a white towel draped around his neck. He was pretty strongly booed coming to the ring.
Patera came to the ring in his black singlet with 'KP' in white lettering on the front and black boots with 'KP' on the outside of each boot. He received a solid ovation.
Solid match between two veterans. They engaged in a see-saw battle. Garvin had not been able to try and hit his knockout punch and Patera locked Garvin in the full nelson in preparation to deliver the full nelson slam but Garvin escaped Patera's grasp by driving the back of his boot into Patera's groin. Garvin performed the Garvin stomp on Patera during the match as well.
At the end of the match, Garvin was on the offensive. Garvin worked over Patera a little and then whipped Patera into the ropes and looked to catch Patera coming off with a clothesline but Patera came ducked the move and came back and dropped Garvin with the Russian Hammer. Crowd popped. Patera circled around behind Garvin as Garvin made his way to his feet. Patera moved in and tried to lock Garvin the full nelson but Garvin struggled to keep Patera from locking his fingers and Garvin escaped the hold. Garvin spun around and caught Patera with a couple of gut punches. Garvin then popped Patera some European uppercuts to the jaw that stunned Patera. Garvin whipped Patera into the ropes and caught Patera coming off with a knee to the gut. Patera crashed to the mat. Garvin loaded up his right hand and prepared to knockout Patera and end the match. Patera made it to his feet and turned and Garvin went for the knockout punch but Patera ducked the move. Garvin turned around just as Patera hit the ropes and came off and blasted Garvin with a flying forearmm shiver to the side of the head. Garvin crashed to the mat. As the stunned Garvin started to get to his feet, Patera moved in and locked Garvin in the full nelson, held it for a couple of seconds and then nailed Garvin with the full nelson slam. Patera covered Garvin and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell and the ref went over and raised Patera's hand in victory as the fans cheered.
WINNER: Patera - Pinfall - Full Nelson Slam - 8:15)
(After the match: As Patera was about to leave the ring, Graham and mgr. the Grand Wizard made their way out on the entrance stage. Graham had a mic. Fans modestly booed their appearance.
Graham: "Ken Patera! Let me fill you in on a little something, jack! What you just did in that ring right now...you're not doing that to me at 'Spring Mayhem'! The 'Superstar' and the Grand Wizard are gonna be $100,000 bucks richer this Sunday!"
Graham then pointed at himself in RVD-like fashion as Patera looked on from the ring.)
(Announcers discussed Patera defeating Garvin and Graham coming out and having a final say before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their match at 'Spring Mayhem'; the final 'Spring Mayhem' PPV Update; and more! Said the 6-man tag was coming up!)
(Video aired for the 'UWL Top 5' for the week of 4-7 thru 4-13.
* Top 5 determined by the UWL Championship Committee.
UWL WORLD CHAMPION: Roddy Piper
1 - Rick Steiner (President's Champion)
2 - Wahoo McDaniel
3 - Rip Oliver (TV Champion)
4 - Hugh Morrus
5 - 'Bad Boy' Brunzell
* The President's Champion is automatically deemed the #1 contender.)
(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed The Firm. All except DiBiase were in their ring attire. Ted was in a zoot suit. :P Hall and Nash had the belts around their waists.
Nelson asked Director DiBiase about his match with Lex Luger at 'Spring Mayhem' and the 6-man tag coming up in just minutes.
Ted: "Lex Luger. There must be a winner between us this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem'. I'm sure you're very confident heading into our match. You seem to think that because the rest of The Firm is barred from ringside that I'll have trouble defeating you. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. As I've said before...No Firm...No problem.
"As for the six man tag match tonight, well, David Schultz, Rick Rude and Dusty Rhodes know that I have the greatest confidence in them that they'll get the job done. A win tonight over Lex Luger and the Nasty Boys will be a big win for The Firm in our war with the UWL. We continue to battle each other. And the battles will rage on until that glorious day when The Firm wins the war and takes complete control of the UWL. Hahahaha!"
Nelson then asked Hall and Nash about defending the World Tag Team Titles this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem' against the Nasty Boys.
Hall: "Yo! Nasty Boys! See these titles, man?! They're staying around these waists after our match at 'Spring Mayhem'! Championship matches take on an extra importance for The Firm! These tag team titles are the first step in our plan of winning all the championships here in the UWL! When we talk about winning all the gold, we intend to one day own all the belts at once! These titles aren't going anywhere! And the Nastys won't feel too much like partying after 'Big Sexy' and the 'Bad Guy' get through with them!"
Nash: "Well said, Scott, my boy!"
Hall: "Hey, man. Don't call me 'my boy'. Gives me the creeps. Too Jim Barnett-ish."
Nash: "Sorry about that, my good man! Sunday will see a battle for the ages in the war between The Firm and the UWL! Nasty Boys vs. World Tag Champs Hall and Nash! This thing promises to get really wild! More wild than Jim Barnett in a room full of well-paid University of Kentucky football players! Sags and Knobs! You guys are more than a little bit off upstairs! You can be quite dangerous at times! But Hall and I are part of the elite, aka, The Firm! It is our absolute duty to retain these tag team titles at 'Spring Mayhem'! And that's just what we're gonna do! No matter how ugly the match may get!"
Nelson asked Rude and Schultz for their comments.
Schultz: "Larry Nelson! I'll tell ya what I think! This is gonna be a fight! Both sides are gonna go at each other and show no mercy! It's all part of the war! That's all there is to it! War is hell! And both sides are gonna be bringin' some hell with 'em to the ring!"
Rude: "Both sides may be bringing some hell to the ring tonight! And this Sunday in our Street Fight, the team of Rude and Schultz is gonna rain some hell down on the heads of Lord Humongous and Missing Link! And, after that match, I'm gonna go over to their manager Dark Journey, put the moves on her as only I can, and then kiss her on those wet, moist, sweet chocolate lips of hers!"
Nelson then turned to Rhodes.
DR: "There's not much more that I can say about the match coming up tonight. These men have said all that needs to be said. We'll let our actions do our talking for us in that ring. And Arn, I'll see you this Sunday.")
Schultz, Rude & Rhodes (w/ DiBiase) vs. Lex Luger & The Nasty Boys
(Nastys and Luger came to the ring to a strong ovation.
Schultz, Rude, Rhodes & Ted came out to the usual Firm mixed crowd reaction.
Match was a slugfest as was expected. Match broke down on a couple of occasions with all six men brawling in the ring and the ref having to restore order.
At the end of the match, Sags and Schultz were the two legal men in the ring. Schultz was on the offensive and went to whip Sags into the ropes but Sags reversed and caught Schultz coming off with a brutal side slam. Sags covered Schultz and hooked the leg. 1...2... Rude came in and broke up the pin try with a stomp to the back of Sags' head. Knobs hit the ring and started fighting with Rude. Rhodes came in to help Rude but was intercepted by Luger. Knobs had nailed Rude with some punches and then nailed Rude with a running clothesline that took both men over the top rope down to the floor. Luger had nailed Rhodes with a forearm smash to the head. Dusty crashed to the mat and rolled out of the ring and dropped to the floor and Luger followed Rhodes out. Ref distracted by the chaos.
DiBiase ran over and grabbed an empty steel chair from next to the timekeeper's table. Sags had bodyslammed Schultz. Ref still distracted by the brawling on the floor and trying to get the combatants back to their respective corners. Sags then ran and hit the ropes and DiBiase, from the floor, blasted Sags with a chair shot to the back. Schultz had gotten to his feet as Sags stumbled forward. Schultz caught Sags and blasted Sags with the Redneck Death Drop. Schultz covered Sags as DiBiase got the ref's attention. Ref turned and saw Schultz covering Sags and counted. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell. Fighting petered out on the floor. DiBiase jubilantly climbed into the ring and congratulated Schultz as Rude and Rhodes made their way back into the ring. Luger and Knobs wondered what happened and checked on Sags. The victorious trio and their Director made their way back up the aisle to more boos than cheers.
WINNER: Schultz, Rude & Rhodes - Pinfall - Schultz pinned Sags with the Redneck Death Drop - 11:24)
(Announcers discussed Schultz, Rude and Rhodes defeating Luger and the Nastys thanks to some outside help from Ted DiBiase. Hyped still to come: The final confrontation between UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel before their title match at 'Spring Mayhem'.)
(FINAL 'SPRING MAYHEM' PPV UPDATE!
Announcers ran down the complete card:
UWL WORLD TITLE: Roddy Piper (C) vs. Wahoo McDaniel
UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE: Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Madusa
UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Hall & Nash (C) (The Firm) vs. The Nasty Boys
A FEUD RE-IGNITED: Arn Anderson vs. Dusty Rhodes (The Firm)
$100,000 WINNER-TAKE-ALL: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera
THERE MUST BE A WINNER! ALL MEMBERS OF THE FIRM BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!: Firm Director Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger
TV TITLE: Rip Oliver (C) vs. Hugh Morrus
STREET FIGHT: David Schultz & Rick Rude (The Firm) vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link
CONFESSIONAL MATCH: Father Dutch vs. DDP
PRESIDENT'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Rick Steiner (C) vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell
JUST SIGNED: 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. Buzz Sawyer
PRE-SHOW MATCH EXCLUSIVELY ON UWLSLAM.COM: Brian Blair vs. Lars Anderson
'Extenze presents: Spring Mayhem' - This Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rnacho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)
(Announcers said the Piper-Wahoo confrontation was next!)
(Video aired from last week of Wahoo sneak attacking Piper as Piper walked to the ring for an interview and Wahoo bloodied Piper with a head shot to the ring post and then Wahoo sat the battered Piper up on a chair in the ring and knocked Roddy out of the chair with a running clothesline that left Piper in a bloody heap.)
(In-ring: Final confrontation before 'Spring Mayhem'.
Wahoo and JJ Dillon came to the ring to loud boos. JJ was in a suit. Wahoo was in a black blazer with white shirt unbuttoned at the collar, slacks and dress shoes. Both men had mics. Announcers noted Race wasn't with them.
After a brief pause, bagpipe music filled the arena. Fans erupted as Piper, in street clothes, came out on the entrance stage. Piper was cradling the title in his left arm and had a mic in his right hand. Piper stared down at Wahoo and JJ briefly from the stage and then charged towards the ring. Piper aggressively slid into the ring and popped to his feet and Wahoo and JJ backed up as the fans cheered.
Piper defiantly raised the World Title in the air with his left hand as fans grew louder.
RP: "Wahoo! Last week was a wake-up call for me! When you Pearl Harbored me and opened me up by slamming my head into the post and then, to add insult to injury, placed me on a chair in the ring and knocked me out of it, you roused the slumbering beast inside of ol' 'Hot Rod'! So now, I am here to tell you, Wahoo, that you're in for one helluva fight this Sunday at 'Spring Mayhem'! I am going to fight you like a rabid dog, mister!
"I was so stunned and disillusioned when you turned on me that it ripped my insides out! But now, there's acceptance! And with acceptance of the reailty of the situation comes anger! And with anger comes the desire for retribution! And your retribution is coming at 'Spring Mayhem'! My World Title defenses are usually business related ventures! Sure, I might have some major differences with my opponent! But I must be a professional at all times because this is what I do for a living! However on Sunday, things become real personal between me and you, Wahoo! You were my best friend! That's no more! Now, all that's left is a fight!"
WM: "You're right, Roddy! All that's left is a fight! That fight's at 'Spring Mayhem' and it's a fight I'm gonna win! Cry me a river about our past friendship! That's done! I'm glad you finally came to the realization that it's over! Things promise to get really volatile this Sunday! I've had to fight all my life to get what I wanted! Our World Title match will be no different! I know it's gonna be tough! But I deserve another run as the UWL World Champion! And I'm managed by the man who has managed men to six championship reigns here in the UWL! JJ, this Sunday is gonna be championship reign lucky number seven for you!"
JJ: "Thank you, Wahoo, for those uplifting words. It truly is fitting that this would be the seventh championship reign that I've managed in the UWL. To manage the World Champion again...the thought of it gives me goose pimples. This is going to be..."
RP: "JJ. Where's Harley?"
JJ: "Harley's not here because this situation doesn't concern him. Why are you even bringing him up? This is about Wahoo McDaniel challenging you for the World Title. This has nothing to do with Harley Race!"
RP: "Ahhhh... Is there some dissension in the ranks of JJ Dillon Enterprises?"
JJ: "There are no problems in JJ Dillon Enterprises! Things have never been better!"
WM: "Roddy, I'm the man you need to be worried about! Harley's not even relevant to this discussion! This is about you and me and how you're going to deal with being the former UWL World Champion after 'Spring Mayhem'!"
RP: "Putting the cart before the horse, are we?! I have never been more determined to win a match in my life! I don't know and you don't know what's gonna happen this Sunday! This will be a fierce battle because it's so damned personal! I am filled with so much angry energy right now that I don't know if I can control myself standing right here in front of you, Wahoo! I just..."
WM: "You want to give these fans a little taste of what they're gonna see at 'Spring Mayhem' right now, Roddy?! Let's go!"
Crowd buzzing as Wahoo took off his blazer and handed it and his mic to JJ. Piper placed the belt and his mic in the corner under the buckles. JJ went out on the apron.
Piper and Wahoo came out and circled one another with their fists raised. Piper threw a couple of jabs at Wahoo but couldn't connect. After the two circled each other a little more, Wahoo suddenly stopped and walked out of the ring and dropped to the floor with JJ following suit. Wahoo took the mic from JJ as Piper looked on from the ring. Crowd booing.
WM: "Roddy, I'm not giving these fans out here anything for free! If you people want to see me beat up Roddy Piper and become the new UWL World Champion, you'll have to pay to see it this Sunday!"
Crowd booed loudly as Wahoo looked up from the floor at Piper as Piper looked down at Wahoo.)
(Video then aired chronicling the Wahoo-Piper feud and the final video hyping 'Spring Mayhem' played.)
Dark Match (Special World Class Championship Wrestling 6-Man Tag)
Gino Hernandez, Chris Adams & Iceman Parsons vs. Michael Hayes, Buddy Roberts & Jimmy Garvin
(WINNER: Hernandez, Adams & Parsons - Pinfall - Hernandez pinned Roberts with a Flying Bodypress - 17:39)
Last edited by slap shotz; 04-13-2013 at 07:13 AM.