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UWL HOUSE SHOW REPORT

Mar. 8 - St. Charles, MO - Family Arena - Att: 4,527

Mar. 9 - Joplin, MO - Joplin Memorial Hall - Att: 3,018 (Sellout)

Results (Same in each city):

UWL WORLD TITLE: Roddy Piper (WC) def. Rip Oliver (TVC) via submission with the Ankle Lock (The TV Title was not on the line)

Wahoo McDaniel def. Dusty Rhodes via pinfall with the Big Chop

Hall & Nash and Lord Humongous and Missing Link battled to a No Contest

David Schultz & Rick Rude def. Lex Luger & Ken Patera via pinfall when Schultz pinned Luger after a foreign object shot

PRESIDENT'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Rick Steiner (C) def. Harley Race via pinfall with the Steiner Driver (aka, Death Valley Driver)

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE: Tina Ferrari (C) def. Mad Maxine via pinfall with the Tornado DDT

DDP def. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin via pinfall with the Diamond Cutter
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ON THE NEXT
UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING!


Last week, Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel defeated Hall & Nash of The Firm to become the new UWL World Tag Team Champions. This week the re-match happens. Can The Firm put an end to their recent slump against the UWL by having Hall & Nash re-gain the tag titles?

PLUS!

- 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: The Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link

- Arn Anderson vs. Harley Race

- UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari battles Miss Jacqueline

- Another video from the Nasty Boys

AND MORE!!!


Ep. 112 of 'Slam!' will be posted Monday or Tuesday.
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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING - EP. 112 - SAN DIEGO, CA - JENNY CRAIG PAVILION - 3-12-13 (Taped)

(Show Intro)

(Crowd Shots/Pyro)

(In-ring: Show opened with JJ Dillon standing in the ring with mic in hand and being booed.

JJ: "Later tonight, a match for the UWL World Tag Team Titles will take place. The new champions, Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel, will defend the titles against former champions Hall and Nash. This match is a travesty of justice.

"It's a travesty because by winning the tag team titles, Roddy Piper can now make sure Wahoo can't even think about getting what he deserves. And what he deserves is a World Title match against his best friend Roddy Piper. Piper has Wahoo practically welded to his hip. Roddy keeps Wahoo so close so he can make sure Wahoo never gets that title match. Roddy will put the World Title on the line against any other contender. He calls himself a fighting champion. But he won't put the belt on the line against Wahoo. Why?

"All Piper's talk about being dear friends with Wahoo is just that as far as I'm concerned. It's talk and nothing more. Why is Roddy Piper avoiding Wahoo on the World Title front? Is he scared of Wahoo? Does he believe that Wahoo would be the biggest threat to his championship reign if given a match against him? Wahoo! Roddy Piper is holding you down! You need to break away from him and soon! If you stick with Piper, I guarantee you that you will never get out of his shadow! You'll be able to chase after every other title in the UWL! But you won't even be considered for a World Title match as long as Piper is the champion! I ask you, Wahoo, how is that fair to you?! As a best friend with your credentials, Wahoo, Roddy Piper should be more than willing to give you that title shot! But he's not going to!

"The only way you'll ever get a World Championship match as long as Roddy Piper is the champion is by making a clean break from your so-called best friend! Wahoo, I can get you what you so richly deserve! I can get you a World Title match with Roddy Piper! I gave my resume' as a manger of champions since I've been in the UWL! Let me repeat it right now! I've managed a two-time UWL Wolrd Champion, three-time President's Champion and the World Tag Team Champions! Do the math! That's six title reigns I've guided wrestlers to in the UWL! No other manager can honestly claim to have had the success I've had here! I can take you to the top, Wahoo! Me! JJ Dillon! You've been the UWL World Champion before, Wahoo! Don't tell me that those weren't some of the greatest months of your life! And you know that you'd love to re-live that glory! Just sign on the dotted line with JJ Dillon Enterprises and I'll take you back to the top of mountain where you belong!

"Sure! I can be your friend! But being someone's friend never paid the bills! Get my drift, Wahoo?! We don't even have to like each other! Turn your career over to me and I will make you the king once again! To hell with Piper's firendship! You don't need it! Career-wise, he's cutting you off at the knees! Join with me and I'll make you more money than you've ever made in your career and you will become the UWL World Champion again! You're Wahoo McDaniel! You should be at the top of this sport! But Roddy Piper will make sure that never happens if you stick with him!"

Crowd popped as Wahoo, in street clothes, came out and started walking towards the ring. He was cheered. He had an angry look on his face. Just as wahoo was about to enter ringside, Piper, also in street clothes, charged down the aisle and cut Wahoo off. Piper was talking to Wahoo and putting his hands on Wahoo in an effort to hold Wahoo back. Wahoo kept glaring at Dillon.

JJ: "Right now, Piper's holding you back physically! I can't think of a better symbolism for what's happening here! Wahoo, he's also holding you back from being where you should be in wrestling right now! Think about it! You make the call and everything's set and I will change your career forever!"

Piper was caught on a mic as Wahoo was still boiling and wanting to get in the ring.

RP: "Forget about him! It's all just talk, man! Let it go! We've got a fight tonight! Let's go get ready for it!"

Wahoo angrily loooked on at JJ a little bit longer and then slowly turned and headed back up the aisle as the crowd was buzzing. Dillon looked on from the ring at the pair leaving.)

(Announcers discussed the JJ Dillon promo and Wahoo coming out again and wanting to get his hands on JJ and Piper coming out and restraining Wahoo to keep him from going after JJ. Hyped for the program: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link; Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Miss Jacqueline; David Schultz & Rick Rude of The Firm see tag team action; an i'view w/ Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Father Dutch & Grog; Arn Anderson vs. Harley Race; and more.)

Match 1
Lex Luger vs. D-Lo Brown

(Luger came to the ring to a strong ovation.

Brown, an experienced wrestler, gave Luger a battle.

At the end of the match, Brown was on the offensive. Brown bodyslammed Luger into position for a turnbuckle move.

Brown went out on the apron and mounted the top buckle and came off with a frog splash but Luger got his knees up and Brown crashed into them. D-Lo bounced off Luger's knees and crashed to the mat. Both men got to their feet at the same time. Luger moved in and stunned Brown with a series of head shots, whipped Brown into the ropes and caught Brown coming off with a scoop powerslam. Luger then signaled it was time for the rack. Luger hoisted Brown across his shoulders and locked him in the hold. Brown submitted after just a few seconds. Ref called for the bell as Luger dropped Brown to the mat. Ref raised Luger's hand in victory as fans cheered.

WINNER: Luger - Submission - Torture Rack - 4:39)

(After the match: Ring Announcer Lee Marshall i'viewed Luger. Asked about the war with The Firm.

LL: "Lee, Team UWL was really deflated after losing the War Games match to The Firm at 'Winter Warfare'. All the momentum in our war with The Firm was on their side coming out of that match. But as we've seen in the last three weeks the tide has dramatically turned. The UWL wrestlers have gained the upper hand in this war. We are the ones with the momentum now. If we keep this up in the weeks and months ahead The Firm is in serious trouble."

Firm Director Ted DiBiase walked out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. He received a mixed crowd reaction.

Ted: "Luger! Go ahead and brag all you want right now! The UWL's had a good run the last three weeks! But that all changes tonight! We're gonna get those World Tag Team Titles back! And then the pendulum will swing back in our favor! All the UWL's work recently to gain the upper hand in this war will vanish! We'll be back in the game! And we're not gonna be stopped from attaining everyone one of our goals here!

"But, I do have to credit you with one thing, Lex! You are one of the strongest men in our sport! And when The Firm takes control of the UWL I want to keep you on the payroll! You'd make one hell of a security guard!"

LL: "Ted, I wouldn't work for you and The Firm if my life depended on it! You also seem to be ignoring the other side of the coin! If the UWL wins this war, and I'm confident that we will, you'll never work in the UWL again!"

Ted: "Just remember this! He who laughs last, laughs loudest! And I can laugh really loud! Hahahahahahaha!"

Lex and Ted stared each other down from a distance as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed the confrontation between Lex and DiBiase. Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link; Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Miss Jacqueline; David Schultz & Rick Rude of The Firm see tag team action; an i'view w/ Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Father Dutch & Grog; and more. Said Arn Anderson vs. Harley Race was next.)

(Video aired for the 'Extenze Presents: Spring Mayhem' PPV - Sunday - Apr. 14 - Rio Rancho, NM - Santa Ana Star Center - 8pm E/5pm P - Tickets on sale NOW!)

Match 2
Arn Anderson vs. Harley Race (w/ JJ)

(Arn came to the ring to the usual strong ovation.

Race and JJ were heavily booed coming out.

Good match between two of the most wily veterans around. Back-and-forth action.

During the match, camera caught a shot of manager JJ Dillon at ringside. Dillon was watching the match when a cell phone ring was heard twice. JJ reached into the inside breast pocket of his suit jacket and pulled out the phone and answered it. Mic picked JJ.

JJ: "Yes."

JJ listened intently to the caller.

JJ: "Now? I'll be there. Hang on."

JJ hurriedly hung up and put the phone back in his pocket and abruptly walked off and left ringside. Race had been on the offensive and turned and saw JJ heading back up the aisle. Race looked puzzled and threw out his hands as if he was wondering what was going on. The distraction allowed Arn the time to regain the advantage on Race.

At the end of the match, Race had regained the advantage. Race caught Arn with a couple of big headbutts, whipped Arn into the ropes and caught Arn coming off with his belly-to-belly suplex. Race then grabbed Arn and attempted to hoist Arn up for the piledriver but Arn twice blocked the move and then reached down and grabbed Race's legs and pulled them out from under Race thus sending Race crashing to the mat. Arn held onto Race's legs and flipped over on top of Race for the pin try. 1...2... Race grabbed Arn around the waist and bridged up off the mat and maneuvered Arn into position to try and catch him with a backslide. Arn fought going over and was able to reverse the move and catch Race in a backslide for the pin try. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell. Crowd popped as Arn had his hand raised in victory.

After the match, Arn asked for the r.a. mic from Marshall and Marshall handed it to him. A defeated Race was standing with hands on hips in the ring.

Arn: "Harley, we may walk on different sides of the tracks in this business. But, I've always had nothing but the greatest respect for you as a wrestler. You're one of the best. It was an honor to wrestle you tonight. I hope we can do it again sometime."

Arn extended his hand for Race to shake. Race stood looking at Arn for a moment and then turned and left the ring without honoring Arn's gesture. Crowd booed Race as he headed to the back.

WINNER: Arn - Pinfall - Backslide - 6:28)

(Announcers discussed Arn defeating Race. Also discussed JJ getting a call on his cell phone during the match and abruptly heading to the back leaving Race without his manager for the rest of the match. Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link; Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Miss Jacqueline; David Schultz & Rick Rude of The Firm see tag team action; an i'view w/ Ken Patera; and more. Said Father Dutch and Grog were here next!)

(Video re-aired of Father Dutch and Grog attacking DDP after DDP's match two weeks ago and Father Dutch bloodying DDP with chain-laden punches to the head.)

(In-ring: Marshall i'viewed Father Dutch and Grog.

Gregorian chants filled the arena as Father Dutch and Grog came to the ring. They were strongly booed. Father Dutch was in his usual priest's attire and Grog was in his ring attire and wearing his trademark silver and black mask.

LM: "Father Dutch, you have stated that Dallas Page had to be punished by you and your congregant Grog because Page had caught both of you in recent matches with the Diamond Cutter. This is professional wrestling, Father. Why would Page have to be punished because he used a wrestling move on both of you?"

FD: "Sinful men defend sinful men, Lee Marshall. Do you know what Dalls Page did for a living before he became a wrestler? He was a bartender. He practically bathed in sin every night with lacivious ladies who would come into the bar and devour drinks he made, become extremely intoxicated and act in a lewd manner with their triple D implants hanging out of their low-cut tops and wearing skirts so short that they needed two hairdos! Dallas Page was the leader of this debauchery! He's proud of his sin! I would have been glad to let him wallow in his evil ways and wind up in Hell when his time comes; but he decided to go out of his way and lay his filthy hands on me and my loyal disciple Grog and assault us with his vile Diamond Cutter!

"So, for the sin of touching me in a non-sanctioned fashion, I am declaring a crusade against Dallas Page! He can't just come out and repent like a normal man! Page committed a serious sin by attacking a holy man and his follower! He will be brought to righteouness in the only way a man like Dallas Page can learn righteousness! And that's through harsh, unrelenting pain and agony! There's no other way for Dallas Page to get to the holy land other than..."

LM: "Couldn't he just book a flight?"

FD: "What? Book a flight to where?"

LM: "The Holy Land."

FD: "Lee Marshall! Sinner! You mock a prophet of the Almighty One!"

LM: "Wait... Sorry if you took it that way. I meant no offense. Again, sorry."

FD: "It's too late for an apology! Your sin must be dealt with! Grog!"

Grog moved in and grabbed Marshall by the lapels of his suit jacket and shoved him in the corner. Marshall was intimidated. As Father Dutch looked on and Grog was about to do something not nice to Lee Marshall, crowd popped as DDP, in street clothes, charged down the aisle and slid in the ring behind Father Dutch. DDP spun Father Dutch around and blasted Dutch with a Diamond Cutter as the crowd cheered. Father Dutch laid out. Grog turned and saw DDP in the ring, let go of Marshall and charged at DDP and went to clothesline him but DDP ducked the move and spun around and DDP popped Grog with a kick to the gut and laid out Grog with a Diamond Cutter as well. Crowd really into it. DDP left the ring and headed back up the aisle and turned towards the crowd and gave the Diamond sign and did the 'Bang!' for the hot fans as Grog and Father Dutch were still laying in the ring. DDP then turned and headed to the back.

LM: "Dallas Page, ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear it for him!"

More crowd cheers for DDP as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed DDP laying out Father Dutch and Grog with Diamond Cutters again. Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link; Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Miss Jacqueline; an i'view w/ Ken Patera; and more. Said David Schultz & Rick Rude of The Firm see tag team action next.)

Match 3
David Schultz & Rick Rude vs. The Mulkey Brothers

(Mulkey Brothers got a decent response coming out.

Rude and Schultz came to the ring to a mixed crowd reaction. They came out without DiBiase.

Match was dominated by Rude and Schultz and Schultz ended the match by blasting Randy with the Redneck Death Drop (aka, Scorpion Death Drop) and scored the 1...2...3! Bill had run in to break up the pin try but was dropped by Rude with a clothesline.

WINNER: Schultz & Rude - Pinfall - Schultz pinned Randy Mulkey with the Redneck Death Drop - 3:14)

(After the match: As the Mulkeys were laid out in the ring, Dave and Rick talked briefly. Schultz snapped up Randy as Rude mounted the middle buckle. Schultz hoisted Mulkey up in the air and Rude came off the middle buckle and the pair blasted Randy with a spike piledriver. Randy laid out. Ref tried to order Rude and Schultz out of the ring. Schultz raised his fists like he was going to pop the ref and the ref backed off. Bill had gotten unsteadily to his feet and Rude moved in and slapped Bill hard across the face. Bill in a daze but still on his feet. Rude then gestured for Schultz to hoist Bill up as Rude mounted the middle buckle again. The pair then pulverized Bill with a spike piledriver. Bill laid out. Schultz then gestured for Rude to mount the middle buckle again. Schultz grabbed Randy and was starting to hoist Randy up for another spike piledriver when the crowd popped as Lord Humongous and the Missing Link came charging to the ring with mgr. Dark Journey in tow. Schultz dropped Randy and he and Rude bailed to the floor just as Lord and Link hit the ring. Link stomped around the ring as Lord looked at the diabolical pair and pointed at them and then pounded his chest with his fist. Journey was out on the apron looking on. Schultz and Rude made their way back up the aisle and turned to look back at Lord and Link as they continued their journey up the ramp and to backstage area as Lord and Link looked on from the ring. Journey and her men then checked on the hurt men in the ring.)

(Announcers discussed Rude and Schultz taking liberties with the defeated Mulkey Brothers after the match and Lord and Link making the save. Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link; an i'view w/ Ken Patera; and more. Said UWL Women's WC Tina Ferrari vs. Miss Jacqueline was coming up!)

(Video aired for the 'UWL on Tour': Fri. - Mar. 22 - Park City, KS - Hartman Arena; Sat. - Mar. 23 - Topeka, KS - Landon Arena; Fri. - Apr. 5 - Dothan, AL - Dothan Civic Center; Sat. - Apr. 6 - Birmingham, AL - Boutwell Auditorium; Fri. - Apr. 26 - Jackson, MS - MS Coliseum; Sat. - Apr. 27 - Biloxi, MS - MS Coast Coliseum. More info: visit uwlslam.com!)

(Backstage: Larry Nelson i'viewed the Anderson Brothers. Asked about the re-match tonight with Lord & Link.

Ole: "Seeing as how primitive Lord Humongous and the Missing Link are, they probably think tonight's Handicap match between us will be a repeat of 'Winter Warfare'. I'm here to tell you it won't be. Tonight, things are gonna be different. Very different. The Anderson brothers learned some things from the last match. We've thoroughly studied video of it. We're good and ready for this re-match. We've got all our bases covered."

LN: "But don't you think Lord Humongous and Missing Link have watched the match and studied it as well?"

Ole: "Surely ye jest. Can you honestly see those two sitting in front of a TV watching a replay of the match and breaking it down and looking for things they can improve on and searching out nuances in our ring style that they can try to exploit? You've got to be kidding. Men with hard heads and low IQs aren't going to study match film because they don't have the mental wherewithal to do it. Wrestling Lord Humongous and the Missing Link is not like wrestling a couple of MENSA members. Can you imagine Dark Journey trying to lead them in a strategy session? They may know some wrestling moves. But one thing they definitely are not is a pair of deep thinkers. They can remember some basic things they're taught, but beyond that they're useless in the brains department. I mean, I'm sure they know how to wipe. God! Let's hope they know how to do that at least! But they can't put together a complex series of moves like we can.

"You know what? I would love to see the Missing Link try to stack a group of building blocks in alphabetical order. Think he can do it? I wouldn't bet the farm on him accomplishing that goal. But tonight, things are gonna be different. Very different than they were at 'Winter Warfare'. Watch and learn from the best.")

Match 4 (Non-Title)
Tina Ferrari (C) vs. Miss Jacqueline

(Miss Jacqueline came to the ring to a decent ovation as people recognized her from her days in TNA and WWE.

Tina came to the ring to strong boos. She had the title around her waist and her trademark tiara on her head.

Jacqueline gave Tina a fight and came close on a couple of occasions to scoring the upset victory but Tina barely escaped defeat each time. In the end, Tina showed why she was the Women's World Champion and undefeated in the UWL when she blasted MJ with a tornado DDT and covered MJ for the 1...2...3!

WINNER: Tina - Pinfall - Tornado DDT - 5:34)

(After the match: As Tina was having her hand raised in victory, Madusa walked out on the entrance stage. She was in street clothes and had a mic. She got a good ovation.

Tina looked over and saw Madusa.

Madusa: "Tina. We're gonna meet again in a match one day and I'm taking you down. And the whole empire you've built for yourself on the broken and defeated bodies of women wrestlers is gonna come crumbling down. That's a promise."

Tina said nothing but looked on at Madusa from the ring as Madusa glared at Madusa through steely, squinting eyes.)

(Announcers discussed Tina winning her match and Madusa coming out and again promising that she would be the woman to end Tina's title reign and undefeated streak in the UWL. Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link; another video from the Nasty Boys and more. Said an i'view w/ Ken Patera was next.)

(Video aired from last week of 'Superstar' Graham defeating Rick Steiner with the use of a foreign object to win the President's Championship and Patera coming to the ring after the match and, as Graham celebrated in the ring, coming up behind Graham and ripping the object out of Graham's tights and showing it to the ref and explaining to the ref what had happened and the ref ordering the match re-started and Steiner pinning Graham to retain the title and Graham and Patera having words with each other after the bout.)

(In-ring: Marshall i'viewed Ken Patera.

Patera came to the ring to a solid ovation and was in street clothes. Patera slapped hands with some of the fans on the way to the ring.

Marshall asked Patera about coming out after Graham appeared to have won the President's Championship and informing the ref that Graham had used a foreign object to win the match and then producing the weapon.

KP: "It's like this. I was watching the match on a backstage monitor. If 'Superstar' Graham would have won the match cleanly, then I would have never come out. But, Graham and his manager the Grand Wizard were able to get this President's Championship match because they had accused Steiner of using a foreign object on Graham in their match at 'Winter Warfare'. And then, in a moment of great hypocrisy, Graham uses a foreign object to beat Rick Steiner. There was no way I could stand in the back and let Graham get away with that. The right man won that President's Championship match last week. And his name wasn't 'Superstar' Graham."

Crowd booed as Graham and Wizard made their way to the ring. Both had mics. Graham was wearing his 'I AM A PROFESSIONAL!" t-shirt and Wizard was in his usual tie-dyed tux, gold turban, white shoes, sunglasses and carrying his gold-tipped black cane. The pair got in the ring.

GW: "Ken Patera! You need to mind your own business! 'Superstar' Graham's match was with President's Champion Rick Steiner! It had nothing to do with you! YOU, Ken Patera, cost 'Superstar' Graham a championship! Shame!"

Wizard had a whistle around his neck again and started blowing it.

GW: "Shame! Shame on you, Ken Patera! You can just leave this ring with your head hung low!"

KP: "Grand Wizard! You've got a lot of nerve, pal! You came out here a couple of weeks ago and proclaimed that neither you nor the 'Superstar' ever cheat! But then you turn right around and cheat to try and win a title! And you might just have gotten away with it if I didn't happen to be watching in the back! I won't let that kind of garbage slide!"

Graham: "You watch your mouth when you speak to my manager! Patera! It galls me just to be in your presence right now! How dare you come out and cost the 'Superstar' the President's Championship! However I won should have been of no consequence to you, jack! You had no stake in the match! You should have just kept your mouth shut and stayed backstage! But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Ken Patera can't do that! He's gotta come out and be the big hero! He's gotta be the big man! But enough about that! What's done is done!

"You know what I've been thinking about today, Ken?! I think you and me, we need to have a little showdown! But not in a wrestling match!"

KP: "What are you getting at?"

Graham: "A lot of these people may not know something about Ken Patera. You see, Ken Patera was once an Olympic power-lifter. He's an incredibly strong man. Ken Patera's an Olympian. But he's not a superstar like I am. You're pretty impressive with the clean and jerk lift. But, how good are you at the bench press? Hmmmm...."

KP: "I'm strong enough. Where is all this leading, 'Superstar'?"

Graham: "I say that you can't bench press as much as me! I am one of the strongest men in the world in the bench press! And I know you're not on my level when it comes to the bench, daddy!"

KP: "I am certain that I can bench more than you."

Graham: "You! Bench more than me?! You can't be serious?!"

KP: "I know I can do it."

Graham: "Have you ever seen the 'Superstar' on the bench press?! I am the tower of power! When I'm at the gym, all the other people stop working out to watch me repeatedly bench press hundreds of pounds! Look at these 22-inch arms! You could sink battle ships with these guns! There's no way, none, that you could ever outlift me on the bench press! Not a chance!"

KP: "That's what you say. I think otherwise."

Graham: "Then why don't we see who can bench press more?! Ken Patera! I challenge you to a bench press contest!"

KP: "Challenge accepted! And why don't we make things a little more interesting, 'Superstar'!"

Graham: "How would we do that?"

KP: "We'll each put up $50,000 dollars of our own money and the winner gets the whole pot...$100 grand!"

Fans cheered.

Wizard pulled Graham aside and whispered something to him.

Graham: "You're on, Patera!"

GW: "Patera! Prepare to lose your money when the bench press contest goes down!"

KP: "Oh! When I win the contest, I expect to be paid in cash!"

Graham: "Is my check not good enough for you?!"

KP: "I don't accept payment documents that are written Crayon! Cash only, 'Superstar'!"

Graham got mad but Wizard kept him in check.

GW: "We'll be there with our cash! You just make sure you have the money, Patera! If you don't, you might want to try and retrieve your fees from the attorney who failed to successfully defend you when you went on trial for beating up a cop because a fast food restaurant was closed! You're nothing but an ex-con!"

Patera looked on at Wizard and was speechless.

Graham: "Ken! Your silence says all we need to know!"

Wizard and Graham left the ring as the crowd was buzzing about the remarks Wizard made about Patera being an ex-con.)

(Announcers discussed Graham challenging Patera to a Bench Press Challenge and Patera accepting. Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash; another video from the Nasty Boys and more. Said the 'Winter Warfare' Handicap Match Re-Match: Anderson Bros. vs. Lord Humongous & Missing Link was coming up! Then sent it backstage.)

(Backstage: Larry Nelson i'viewed Roddy Piper in the locker room.

Piper was in his t-shirt, kilt and ring boots. He had the tag title slung over his shoulder and World Title around his waist.

LN: "The first question I need to ask is, where is Wahoo?"

RP: "I haven't seen Wahoo in a little while. He must be taking care of some personal business or something. But I know when match time comes he will be here and when the bell sounds he'll be ready to fight alongside me to keep the tag team titles."

LN: "You beat Hall and Nash to win the UWL World Tag Team Titles last week. UWL wrestlers have been on quite a roll in matches against The Firm since 'Winter Warfare'. What are your thoughts going into tonight's match?"

RP: "I feel real good. And I think I can also speak for Wahoo when I say I know he's also confident that we're gonna beat Hall and Nash tonight and retain the belts and The Firm will continue losing battles in their war against the UWL. Everything has turned in our favor now. We are riding high. I don't expect that to change this evening. The Firm has met the resistance and the resistance is the UWL! If they lose tonight, it will be one giant step closer for our side to winning this war! You cannot keep losing and expect to emerge victorious! We have put them in a state of desperation!"

LN: "No concerns about Wahoo at this moment, though?"

RP: "None at all. He's my best friend. I trust him with every fiber of my being. He'll be ready to go when the match rolls around and , just like last week, we'll give Hall and Nash another fight of their professional lives. The Firm will be in the biggest trouble they've faced since they've arrived in the UWL.")

(Video aired for the 'UWL Top 5' for the week of 3-10 thru 3-16.

* Top 5 determined by the UWL Championship Committee.

UWL WORLD CHAMPION: Roddy Piper

1 - Rick Steiner (President's Champion)

2 - Rip Oliver (TV Champion)

3 - Wahoo McDaniel

4 - Dusty Rhodes

5 - Buzz Sawyer

* The President's Champion is automatically deemed the #1 contender.)

Match 5 ('Winter Warfare' Re-Match! Handicap match)
Anderson Brothers vs. Lord Humongous & The Missing Link (w/ Dark Journey)

(Anderson brothers came to the ring to strong boos.

Music-only version of 'Breaking The Law' played over the p.a. system. Crowd erupted as Lord, Link and Journey made their way to the ring.

Before getting in the ring, Link slammed his own head into the ring post a few times. Lord got upon the apron and pounded his chest with his fist and then pointed at the Anderson brothers.

Announcers said the match would be fought under standard tag team rules.

Lord and Link battled it out with the Andersons tooth-and-claw. Both teams had chances to win but couldn't close the deal. Gene tried to force a sharpshooter submission on Lord Humongous but Lord was able to make it to the ropes and get a hand on the bottom rope to force a break. Another pretty impressive and suprising wrestling display from Lord and Link just like in the match at 'Winter Warfare'. Link got some of his trademark headbutts in as well.

At the end of the match, Ole and Link were the legal men in the ring. Ole had nailed Link with some punches and then grabbed Link by the tuft of hair on the back of his head and hit Link with a headbutt. Bad move. Link's hard head withstood the blow and Ole was the one on wobbly leg street. Link then started hammering Ole with headbutts of his own that at first staggered Ole and obliterated his brain cells. Ole staggered and stumbled around the ring and then crashed to the mat as the fans popped. Lars dropped off the apron and took off after Dark Journey. Journey was paying attention to the match and didn't see Lars come up from behind, hoist Journey on his shoulder and start walking away from ringside with his captor. Journey screamed and wriggled free of Lars' grasp and dropped to her feet on the floor and tried to run away but Lars grabbed her from behind around the waist. Journey struggled to get away but couldn't. Lord saw what was happening and dropped to the floor and came up behind Lars, spun Lars around and blasted Lars with a series of big punches to the head that put Lars on stagger street. Gene bolted the apron and charged up the aisle and jumped Lord from behind. Lord now fighting with both men.

Ref left the ring and went to restore order on the floor and get the men back to the ring. While that was going on, Link whipped Ole into the ropes and caught Ole coming off with a side slam. Crowd popped. Lord had fought back on the floor and was now having his way with Lars and Gene. Ref still on the floor trying to break things up. Back in the ring, Link picked up Ole and nailed him with the high angle spinebuster (aka, Alabama Slam). Link covered Ole but there was no ref to count. Fight raged on the floor and the ref was still trying to restore order. Link got up in the ring and was looking around. A man in a baseball cap came through the crowd and hopped the ringside barricade and quickly got in the ring behind Link. The man was Ron Garvin. Gravin cocked his fist. Link turned around...WHAM!...Garvin blasted Link with his knockout punch. Link staggered but didn't go down. Garvin flinched, shook out his right hand and blasted Link with his KO punch a second time. The punch staggered Link some more but he didn't go down. Garvin again winced and this time briefly grabbed his hand. Garvin re-loaded and hit Link with his KO punch a third time. Link crashed to the mat. Garvin put the out of it Ole on top of Link and then bolted the ring and fled the scene back through the crowd.

The fighting tailed off on the floor and the ref was able to get the warring parties separated. Ref turned and saw Ole on top of Link and immediately slid back into the ring. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell. Ole and Link still laying there in a heap in the ring. Humongous got into the ring and looked at Link and Ole and then put his hands on his head. Journey followed Lord into the ring and saw the pair laying there and she asked the ref what happened.Ref gestured by slapping his hands together three times that he just made the count. Anderson brothers had gotten into the ring and peeled Ole off of Link and dragged Ole over by the ropes. Lord and Journey checked on Link. Lars and Gene dropped out on the floor and pulled Ole out of the ring. Ole on his feet and being held up by Lars and Gene.

Mic picked up Ole.

Ole (weakly): "Did we...we win?"

Lars: "We won, Ole!"

Ole got a weak smile on his face as Lars and Gene helped the still dazed and confused Ole back up the aisle to the back as Lord and Journey continued to check on Link in the ring.

WINNER: The Anderson Brothers - Pinfall - Ole pinned Link after Ron Garvin interfered and dropped Link with his Knockout Punch - 7:33)

(Announcers discussed the Anderson Bros. beating Lord & Link thanks to outside interference from Ron Garvin.

Pedicino: "The Anderson brothers must have paid Ron Garvin handsomely for that hit on the Missing Link."

Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash. Said another video from the Nasty Boys was coming up!)

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed Hall & Nash of The Firm.

LN: "Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, where is Director Ted DiBiase?"

Nash: "He's handling some other business right now, Larry. Just don't worry about it. The Director always knows what he's doing. He'll be at ringside for the the tag team title match tonight. He'll be in the ring celebrating with us when we take those belts back from Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel. That's if Wahoo McDaniel even bothers to show up. Roddy Piper didn't even know where his tag team partner was heading into a UWL vs. The Firm match with huge implications. Maybe Wahoo's seen through Roddy Piper and now realizes that Piper is nothing but an anchor holding his career advancement down."

Hall: "It's like this, man. Even if Wahoo shows up to defend the tag titles with Piper, the fact is The Firm is in a must-win situation tonight. Let's call a spade a spade here. We have got to win tonight. And that's just what 'Big Sexy' and the 'Bad Guy' intend to do. We have to get those tag team titles back."

LN: "And if you guys should lose tonight, what then?"

Hall: "Well, man, things could start looking real bleak for..."

Nash butted in.

Nash: "Don't even talk that way, Scott! We're gonna win! We're regaining those tag titles and this will be the start of The Firm regaining control in the war with the UWL! And hopefully...hopefully...Wahoo McDaniel finally makes a clean break from his so-called best buddy Roddy Piper!")

(Announcers discussed the Hall & Nash interview and noticed that DiBiase was not with them.

Pedicino: "Steve, Roddy Piper has no idea where Wahoo McDaniel is and Ted DiBiase is not with his men Hall and Nash. If you start thinking about it and putting 2 and 2 together, could we be looking at Wahoo hooking up with The Firm?"

Stack: "I don't even want to entertain that thought. Let's hope there's an innocent explanation for all of this."

Hyped still to come: UWL WTT Title Match: Piper & Wahoo (C) vs. Hall & Nash. Said another Nasty Boys video was coming up!)

(Announcers intro'd the third video of the newest tag team coming to the UWL...the Nasty Boys.

VIDEO:

Video opened with the shot of a construction site and construction workers putting up a building. Shot pans back to show Knobs and Sags in their ring attire and wearing black hard hats splattered in different colors of paint and the name 'Nasty Boys' spray painted across the front of the helmet in white.

Knobs: "Hey, everybody out there in Nastyville! It's us! The Nasty Boys! You may be wondering why we're standing in front of a construction site! Well, we really don't know why! It just looked like a good place to shoot this video! We've got major news! Tell 'em, Saggs!"

Sags: "That's right, Bri! The Nasty Boys will be making their first appearance on 'Slam!' next week! And it's gonna be...nasty!"

Knobs: "Hell yeah! We're gonna nasty-size all you UWL fans and you're gonna get nasty with us! You get to see us live and some of you may get to feel us!"

Sags: "Feel us? What does that mean?"

Knobs: "Beats me? It sounded like the thing to say at the time!"

Sags: "Like that time you told that guy you were gonna beat him like some men beat meat?"

Knobs: "Ahhhhhh... OK! I had been drinkin' that day!"

Construction foreman walked into the picture. He was wearing a hardhat and had a section of the newspaper folded under his arm.

Foreman: "Do you guys work for the construction company?!"

Knobs: "Ummmm... That would be a no..."

Foreman: "Then get your asses off this site right now! You're not supposed to be here! And if you're still here when I get out of the library, I'm calling the cops!"

Sags: "You have a library on-site! Wow! I didn't know construction workers like to read that much!"

Knobs: "I didn't, either! I guess you learn something new every..."

Foreman: "Zip it, boys! When I say I'm going to the 'library' that's code for I'm going to the crapper! Got it now, dolts?! You'd better be gone by the time I'm off the can or you two zit-heads are going to jail!"

Foreman angrily stalked off and walked over into the porta potty and angrily slammed the door behind him and locked it. Sags and Knobs looked at each other and started laughing.

Knobs: "You thinking what I'm thinking?! Hahahaha!"

Sags: "Great minds think alike! Hahahaha!"

The two walked softly over to the porta potty and stood to one side of it. Knobs silent counted three with his fingers and he and Sags pushed the porta potty over.

You could hear the foreman inside as it was toppling over.

Foreman: "Hey! Help! Crap!"

Boom! The porta potty now laid on its side on the ground as the Nasty Boys fled the scene. Icky stuff oozed out of the air vent openings at the top. A construction worker came over and opened the door. Worker immediately covered his nose from the wickedly nasty smell and tried to keep from heaving as the foreman made his way out of the john covered in excrement.

Construction Worker: "You all right, boss?!"

Foreman: "Am I all right?! I'm covered in (bleep)! I've got (bleep) in my mouth! I'm just (bleep)ing great!"

Foreman then pointed at the porta loo.

Foreman: "Now, I need you to go in there and get my sports section."

Foreman then stormed off as the worker looked at him and then the loo and then back at his boss who was now off-camera as the picture faded to black.)

Match 6 (UWL World Tag Team Title Match)
Roddy Piper & Wahoo McDaniel (C) vs. Hall & Nash (w/ DiBiase)

('Money' by Pink Floyd played over the p.a. system. Hall and Nash, with DiBiase, made their way to the ring. Mixed crowd reaction for the trio. They got in the ring and didn't play to the crowd. They were all business.

After a pause, bagpipe music filled the arena. Fans popped as Roddy Piper walked out on the entrance stage alone. Piper turned and gestured for someone to come out. It was Wahoo. Wahoo had his tag title on around his waist. Piper was weraing the World Title around his waist and had his tag title slung over his shoulder. Wahoo was not wearing his headdress. Piper and Wahoo didn't slap hands with fans on the way to the ring and once in the ring, they were in a totally serious frame of mind.

Ref took the tag titles and held them up for all to see. He then took Piper's WT and handed all three belts off to r.a. Marshall. Before the ref called the pair to the middle of the ring, Wahoo walked over and asked for the r.a. mic. Marshall had put down the belts on the timekeeper's table and handed him the mic.

Wahoo: "Could President Watts come out here?"

Brief pause. Watts walked out on the entrance stage with mic in hand. He got a so-so crowd response.

Watts: "What is it, Wahoo?"

Wahoo: "President Watts. Since the UWL is at war with The Firm, why don't we make this match a war itself. We want this match changed to a no disqualification match."

Piper: "What?"

Wahoo: "We want these guys in a match where the only rule is winning. Hall and Nash deserve to feel more UWL wrath."

Piper started talking with Wahoo off-mic. Hall and Nash seemed excited by the stip and were talking with DiBiase.

Watts: "Wahoo, I know that bad blood runs between deep between the UWL and The Firm. But this is a sudden and unusual request just before a match."

DiBiase picked up on a mic.

Ted: "We want the no disqualification match!"

Piper and Wahoo talked some more. Piper seemed stunned by Wahoo's sudden request. After a brief discussion, Piper shook his head in the affirmative and let out a deep breath.

Watts: "Is this what everybody wants?"

Hall, Nash and DiBiase were adamant that they wanted it. Piper took the mic from Wahoo.

Piper: "Make the match! Hall and Nash! The stipulations of the match don't matter! Because we're gonna tear you guys apart no matter what! The Firm is going down in flames!"

Crowd popped. Watts paused before speaking.

Watts: "If that's what you all want. This match is now a no disqualification World Tag Team Title match! Let's hook 'em up!"

Crowd cheered some more. Watts exited the stage and headed to the back.

Ref didn't bother with the usual pre-match rundown of the rules and pat down because of the stipulation. Ref simply called for the bell.

Since it was No DQ, the announcers said that anything goes and all four men would be wrestling at once. There was no tagging.

It was a short, explosive brawl. The violence spread from the ring to the floor. Piper threw Hall into the ring steps. Hall was able to bash Piper's head into one of the TV monitors. Nash used a chair on Wahoo in the ring and when Wahoo gained the upper hand, he repaid Nash with chair shots.

The action was wild between all four participants. DiBiase got a few good shots in on Wahoo out on the floor.

At the end of the match, the fighting was still going full blast. Piper and Hall had fought back out to the floor and Piper stunned Hall with a bulldog on the floor that drove the fans out of their minds. While that was going on, Wahoo had gained the advantage on Nash and drove Nash into the corner and blasted Nash with a blistering series of chest chops. Wahoo then left the ring as Piper got back in. Wahoo went over to the timekeeper's table and grabbed one of the tag team belts off the table. Wahoo got back in the ring. Hall had made it to his feet and climbed up on the apron while still shaking out the effects of Piper's bulldog on the floor. Hall on the apron. Nash hurting in the corner. DiBiase looking on from the floor. Wahoo and Piper standing side-by-side in the ring and Wahoo had the title belt cocked like a weapon. Nothing the ref could do but watch as it was a No DQ match. All four men stood there for a moment and then Piper took a couple of steps forward and looked at Hall and Nash.

WHAM!

Stack: "Wahoo! No!"

Wahoo slammed the title belt into the back of Piper's head. Piper crashed to the mat and was writhing around and holding the back of his head. Nash stunned. Hall, still on the apron, was stunned. Ref in disbelief. Wahoo looked down at Piper for a few seconds and then turned and left the ring with the title still in hand. Wahoo dropped to the floor and started walking off. DiBiase, also stunned by the sudden turn of events, backed off as Wahoo walked by him. Wahoo threw the tag belt at DiBiase and DiBiase caught it. Wahoo headed back up the aisle and headed towards the back as the fans booed. Hall, Nash and DiBiase watched Wahoo as he left. After Wahoo was gone, Hall, still on the apron, signaled for Nash to finish off Piper. Nash wasted no time pulling Piper up off the mat and nailing Piper with his Jack-Knife Powerbomb. Nash covered Piper and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell. Many in the crowd cheered. Ref went over and took the tag belt that r.a. Marshall had and said something to him. Nash, Hall and DiBiase now celebrating in the ring. Ref handed Hall the one title he had and raised Hall's and Nash's hands in victory. Many in the crowd also booing. DiBiase placed the other belt around Nash's waist. Hall had his title in his hands. The trio was strutting around victoriously in the ring as security came to the ring to check on Piper, who was now over near the ropes but still down and hurting.

As Hall, Nash and DiBiase contiuned to celebrate in the ring, they were joined by the remaining members of The Firm: Dusty, Rude and Schultz. Some garbage now hitting the ring.

Announcers then sent it to Larry Nelson backstage. Wahoo was headed to the exit still in his ring attire.

LN: "Wahoo! What in the world just happened?!"

Wahoo said nothing and walked out the door with Nelson and a cameraman follwing him.

LN: "Do you have anything to say about what you just did to your best friend Roddy Piper?!"

Wahoo was silent as he walked to a car that was waiting for him with the engine running. You could not see the driver. Nelson and the cameraman followed Wahoo to the car. Wahoo opened the door and the inside lights came on revealing who the driver was.

Stack: "That's JJ Dillon!"

Pedicino: "I am in complete shock right now!"

Wahoo got in the passenger side front seat, closed the door and he and JJ drove off into the night. Camera followed the car as you could see the red tail lights getting farther away as the program faded to black.

WINNER: Hall & Nash - Pinfall - Nash pinned Piper with the Jack-Knife Powerbomb - 5:56)

END PROGRAM

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Rick Steiner (C) & Hugh Morrus vs. Rip Oliver (C) & 'Bad Boy' Brunzell
(WINNER: Steiner & Morrus - Pinfall - Morrus pinned Oliver with the Moonsault - 13:20)
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ON THE NEXT UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING!

Last week, Wahoo McDaniel stunned the wrestling world when he turned on his best friend Roddy Piper and joined up with JJ Dillon Enterprises. This week, Wahoo will be on 'Slam!' to explain his actions.

PLUS!

- Madusa vs. Molly Holly

- Dallas Page vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell

- The debut of the Nasty Boys

- Hugh Morrus vs. Grog

AND MORE!!!


Ep. 113 of 'Slam!' will be posted Monday or Tuesday.
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UWL 'SLAM!' WRESTLING - EP. 113 - GRAND RAPIDS, MI - DELTAPLEX ARENA - 3-19-13 (Live)

(Show opened with video from last week of Wahoo McDaniel laying out his 'best friend' Roddy Piper with a belt shot to the back of the head and then leaving the ring and Nash pinning Piper with the jack-knife powerbomb and Hall and Nash re-claiming the World Tag Team Titles and then a camera caught Wahoo leaving the building and ignoring pleas for an explanation from interviewer Larry Nelson and Wahoo getting into a waiting car driven by JJ Dillon and driving off into the night.)

(Show Intro)

(Crowd Shots/Pyro)

(Announcers Steve Stack and Joe Pedicino welcomed viewers and talked about the stunning turn of events last week at the end of the program between Roddy and Wahoo. Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Madusa vs. Molly Holly; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Arn Anderson; a look back at the stunning end of last week's Handicap match re-match pitting Lord Humongous & Missing Link against the Anderson Brothers; Hugh Morrus vs. Grog; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the debut of the Nasty Boys; Schultz & Rude vs. the Mighty Texans; and more.)

(In-ring: 'Money' by Pink Floyd played over the p.a. system and all six members of The Firm came to the ring. DiBiase was in a suit and Hall, Nash and Rhodes were in street clothes and Schultz and Rude were in their ring attire. They received a mixed crowd reax coming to the ring. All six had mics.

Once in the ring, the group played to the crowd. Hall and Nash paraded around the ring showing off the tag team titles.

Nash: "The tag team titles have come back to where they belong! But no talk of Hall and Nash regaining the World Tag Team Titles would be complete without mentioning one special person who deserves a special thank you for playing a major role in our victory last Tuesday night! That man is Wahoo McDaniel!"

Crowd booed Wahoo's name.

Nash: "Oh my! Aren't we a fickle bunch! You all loved Wahoo until the end of 'Slam!' last week! And then, when he finally came to his senses and gave Piper what he so richly deserved, now you hate him! You're pissed because Wahoo finally saw the light! You're mad because Wahoo finally realized that Roddy Piper was keeping him down! You're angry because Wahoo stood up for himself, said I'm not gonna take it anymore, and let Piper have it! Now, I wish Wahoo would have joined The Firm! He didn't! Wahoo cast his lot with JJ Dillon! We don't agree with that decision of Wahoo's one stinkin' bit! But even The Firm admires Wahoo taking a stand against Roddy Piper!

"Winning these tag team titles back last week was huge! The UWL had all the momentum on their side the last few weeks in the war with The Firm! That one victory by us completely shifted the momentum back in our favor! The Firm has become the predator again and the UWL is the prey! Think about it?! Just one win by us! And the shaky foundation the UWL side was standing on came crashing down! Those of you rooting for the UWL in this war, if you don't pray now then you need to start! This is the begining of our side re-asserting our position in this war! And that position is the winning one!"

Hall: "Hey yo! Gotta give props to Wahoo McDaniel, man! It's like he was acting as an honorary Firm member a week ago! I was shocked when he slammed that tag team belt into the back of Roddy Piper's head! But I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it! Seeing Wahoo come to his senses and finally leave the Scotsman in the dust was a thing of beauty! Like Kev, I wish Wahoo would have joined up with The Firm! But, we all have choices to make! The key thing to remember is Wahoo has broken free from the shackles that Roddy Piper placed on him! Good job, Wahoo!

"The war continues! I saw some stuff on the Internet recently that said The Firm was near defeat against the UWL! One guy said we were on life support! If we were on life support entering that World Tag Team Title match last week...we pulled ourselves off of it, man! That's the way The Firm operates! You can't kill us! We are driven by the goals we intend to accomplish here! Like in any war, we went through a rough period but now we're out of it! We're back on top! And it's gonna be The Firm who starts to roll now! You just watch, see and learn!"

Rhodes: "Wahoo! I still don't like you, jack! I can't stand you! But I loved what you did to Roddy Piper last week! It was like watching a satisfying ending to a movie that, up until that time was a stinker! You guys were such good friends and it got nauseating to hear about it every week! But last Tuesday, Wahoo, you showed the world that you were no longer gonna play second fiddle to Roddy Piper! You realized that winning the World Championship and making lots and lots of monaaaaay was more important than having a friend who was nothing more than a hindrance to your career! I liked what I saw! But I still don't like you, Wahoo!

"All the struggles The Firm had been going through recently vanished in three seconds last week on 'Slam!'. As Hall and Nash have already said, this win puts us back in the driver's seat in our war with the UWL! And The Firm is gonna drive this car all the way to victory! And once we cross the finish line we're gonna be the new masters of this company!"

Rude: "Short and sweet! Great job last week, Wahoo! I wanna talk about something else that happened last week! David Schultz and I defeated the Mulkey brothers in a tag team match! After the match, we decided to give everyone a crash course in Spike Piledriving 101! While we were showing our class the finer nuances of the move on both Mulkeys, two men, and I use the term 'men' loosely here because no one really seems to know what the hell they are, named Lord Humongous and the Missing Link, made the decision to stick their nose in a course study that had nothing to do with them at all! So, Dark Journey, you may need to explain this to your men with cave drawings or something, Humongous and Link meddled in Firm business! They're now on our growing list of enemies here in the UWL! They are walking around with a big proverbial bullseye on their heads! And they will pay for screwing with The Firm!"

Schultz: "Lord Humongous and Missing Link! Man! You boys really stepped into the squishy brown stuff when you decided to take on members of The Firm! Do you think we're just gonna forget about it?! Think we're just gonna walk away?! Hell no! That's not the way it works with us! Lord Humongous! None of us are scared of you! You walk around wearing that old school hockey mask and beating your chest and pointing at people and all that! That kind of stuff doesn't make The Firm back off! It doesn't make us shake in our shoes! And Missing Link! I don't know what evolutionary pool of green slime you emerged from, but someone forgot to keep that pool clean because you seem like one completely out-of-whack individual! What normal person runs around beating his own head on ring posts and steel chairs?! You guys want us?! You know where to find us! We don't hide! And remember this! When you fight one member of The Firm you're fighting every member of The Firm!"

DiBiase: "Like others have said here tonight, I also want to congratulate Wahoo McDaniel for doing the right thing and abandoning Roddy Piper. But, I want to add one more thing. Wahoo, since you're not a member of The Firm, that still means you're on the UWL side in this war. That means you're still an enemy of The Firm. Cross us in any way and you will feel our wrath. We don't care what side of the tracks any UWL wrestler walks on. They're all enemies of The Firm.

"Hall and Nash! Great job on 'Slam!' last week! You guys deserved to win those tag team titles back and you did it! It seems like the titles were on loan for a week! And then...time's up! The belts came home where they belong! And with the World Tag Team Titles back in our possession, it's time for The Firm to start concentrating their attention on winning the President's Championship, the UWL TV Title and the grandest prize of them all...the UWL World Title! Once we have all the male championships in our possession then it will be time to start implementing the final phase of our plan! And that is the complete takeover of the UWL! Everything swung back in our favor last week! People who started writing obituaries about The Firm were greatly pre-mature in their smarmy, self-righteous ballyhooing of our demise! And those obituaries are never going to be printed because we're not losing this war! We're gonna win! And those who stand in our way will eventually find themselves crushed under the weight of our might and steely determination! It's all about will-to-power in a war! And The Firm has the stronger will! You can bet on it!"

'Money' played over the p.a. system and The Firm left the ring and headed back up the aisle to a mixed crowd reax.)

(Announcers discussed The Firm i'view. Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Arn Anderson; a look back at the stunning end of last week's Handicap match re-match pitting Lord Humongous & Missing Link against the Anderson Brothers; Hugh Morrus vs. Grog; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the debut of the Nasty Boys; Schultz & Rude vs. the Mighty Texans; and more. Said Madusa vs. Molly Holly was next.)

(Video aired from last week of Madusa once again promising Tina Ferrari that she was going to end Tina's title reign and undefeated streak in the UWL.)

Match 1
Madusa vs. Molly Holly

(Molly Holly came to the ring to a decent ovation.

Madusa got a solid ovation coming to the ring and slapped hands with fans on the way.

Good match and Molly gave Madusa a battle but in the end, madusa nailed Molly with the German suplex into a birdgeout and scored the 1...2...3!

WINNER: Madusa - Pinfall - German Suplex into a Bridgeout - 6:29)

(After the match: Tina walked out on the entrance stage in an expensive, though skimpy, white dress, black heels, her trademark tiara and the title was slung over her shoulder. She had a mic and was booed.

Tina: "I must say, Madusa, that the last couple of opponents you have defeated are certainly a much better caliber than Honey Boo-Boo's mom that you beat a few weeks back. But in my book, that still doesn't put you in line for a title shot anytime soon. Guess you'll have to beat a few more high quality opponents before you can try and fulfill your promise to lead me to my demise."

Madusa took the r.a mic from r.a. Lee Marshall.

Madusa: "I'd crawl on rusty nails and broken glass through a raging inferno to get that next title shot against you, Tina. We're gonna have a match. And when that day comes, it will be the last day of your undefeated streak and your reign as the UWL Women's World Champion. That's a promise."

The two looked at each other from a distance as the segement ended.)

(Announcers discussed Madusa beating Molly and Tina coming out and Madusa promising Tina again that she would beat Tina the next time they wrestled and end Tina's undefeated streak and title reign. Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Arn Anderson; a look back at the stunning end of last week's Handicap match re-match pitting Lord Humongous & Missing Link against the Anderson Brothers; Hugh Morrus vs. Grog; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; the debut of the Nasty Boys; Schultz & Rude vs. the Mighty Texans; and more. Said the debut of the Nasty Boys was coming up.)

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Match 2
Nasty Boys vs. The Ding Dongs

(Nasty Boys got a good ovation coming to the ring. They were in their trademark black ring attire with black sleeveless t-shirts that said 'Nasty Boys' in white lettering across the front with multi-colored paint splatters all over the shirt. They also wore their paint-splattered black sunglasses as well. Nasty Boys played to the crowd once in the ring.

Total domination by the Nasty's. Match included the Nasty Boys famous 'Pit Stop' where Sags rubbed DD#1's face into Knobs' sweaty arm pit.

End of the match saw Sags tag in Knobs. Pair whipped DD#1 into the ropes and caught him coming off with the flapjack. Knobs covered DD#1 and scored the 1...2...3!

WINNER: Nasty Boys - Pinfall - Knobs pinned DD#1 after the Flapjack - 4:15)

(After the match: Lee Marshall i'viewed the Nasty Boys.

Lee welcomed the team and asked what their goals were in the UWL.

Knobs: "Lee Marshall! Hahaha! It's great to be here in the UWL because the UWL is the place to be and the Nasty Boys always love being in the place that is the place to be! Got that?!"

LM: "Not really."

Knobs: "Me, neither. But we're here to Nasty-size all these fans out here because if there's one thing we know, it's that the Nasty Boys know how to get nasty! Hahahaha! Wait a minute!"

Knobs sniffed at the air.

Knobs: "Sags! Did you let that one, man! It stinks to high heaven!"

Sags: "Naw! Don't put that one on me, Bri! I didn't let a fart! I mean, it's our debut! And I have a 'no farting' rule when making my first appearance in a new wrestling promotion!"

Knobs: "Well, I know I didn't do it! Because if I'd have done it I'd be shouting it from the rooftops! That thing reeks! Smells like rotten eggs and cheese puffs!"

Sags: "I know I didn't do it! You know you didn't do it! Then who did it?!"

Sags and Knobs slowly turned and looked at Marshall. Marshall was embarrassed.

Knobs: "Marshalllllllllllllllllll! Hahaha! Man! That was truly a nasty ass blast!"

LM (still embarrassed): "I'm sorry, guys. I had a loaded monster burrito earlier today. I guess it's coming back on me."

Sags: "More like it's coming out of ya! Hey! We should call him the 'Grim Reeker'! Hahahaha!"

Knobs: "How many kinds of meat were on it?!"

LM: "Really now. I don't...I...alright! It was six! Six kinds of meat and I loved every bite of it!"

Sags: "I think we just found the mayor of Nasty-ville!"

LM: "Sags and Knobs, we really need to get on with this interview!"

Sags and Knobs didn't listen and they hoisted Marshall up on their shoulders. Knobs got the mic from Marshall.

Knobs: "I give you the official mayor of Nasty-ville...Lee 'The Grim Reeker' Marshall!"

The two started parading Marshall around on their shoulders as the fans cheered and some chanted 'Nastys! Nastys!' Marshall, sincing there was no way out of this, started waving to the fans as the segment ended.)

(Announcers discussed the debut of the Nasty Boys and their making Lee Marshall the official mayor of Nasty-ville. Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Arn Anderson; Hugh Morrus vs. Grog; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; Schultz & Rude vs. the Mighty Texans; and more. Said a look back at the stunning end of last week's Handicap match re-match pitting Lord Humongous & Missing Link against the Anderson Brothers was coming up!)

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(Announcers intro'd video from last week of the end of the Handicap match re-match between the Anderson Bros. and Lord Humongous & Missing Link.

VIDEO:

At the end of the match, Ole and Link were the legal men in the ring. Ole had nailed Lord with some punches and then grabbed Link by the tuft of hair on the back of his head and hit Link with a headbutt. Bad move. Link's hard head withstood the blow and Ole was the one on wobbly leg street. Link then started hammering Ole with headbutts of his own that at first staggered Ole and obliterated his brain cells. Ole staggered and stumbled around the ring and then crashed to the mat as the fans popped. Lars dropped off the apron and took off after Dark Journey. Journey was paying attention to the match and didn't see Lars come up from behind, hoist Journey on his shoulder and start walking away from ringside with his captor. Journey screamed and wriggled free of Lars' grasp and dropped to her feet on the floor and tried to run away but Lars grabbed her from behind around the waist. Journey struggled to get away but couldn't. Lord saw what was happening and dropped to the floor and came up behind Lars, spun Lars around and blasted Lars with a series of big punches to the head that put Lars on stagger street. Gene bolted the apron and charged up the aisle and jumped Lord from behind. Lord now fighting with both men.

Ref left the ring and went to restore order on the floor and get the men back to the ring. While that was going on, Link whipped Ole into the ropes and caught Ole coming off with a side slam. Crowd popped. Lord had fought back on the floor and was now having his way with Lars and Gene. Ref still on the floor trying to break things up. Back in the ring, Link picked up Ole and nailed him with the high angle spinebuster (aka, Alabama Slam). Link covered Ole but there was no ref to count. Fight raged on the floor and the ref was still trying to restore order. Link got up in the ring and was looking around. A man in a baseball cap came through the crowd and hopped the ringside barricade and quickly got in the ring behind Link. The man was Ron Garvin. Gravin cocked his fist. Link turned around...WHAM!...Garvin blasted Link with his knockout punch. Link staggered but didn't go down. Garvin flinched, shook out his right hand and blasted Link with his KO punch a second time. The punch staggered Link some more but he didn't go down. Garvin again winced and this time briefly grabbed his hand. Garvin re-loaded and hit Link with his KO punch a third time. Link crashed to the mat. Garvin put the out of it Ole on top of Link and then bolted the ring and fled the scene back through the crowd.

The fighting tailed off on the floor and the ref was able to get the warring parties separated. Ref turned and saw Ole on top of Link and immediately slid back into the ring. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell.)

(Backstage: Larry Nelson interview.

LN: "Please welcome my guest at this time...the 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin."

Garvin walked into the interview area as fans in the arena booed his appearance on the JumboTron. Garvin's right hand was bandaged.

LN: "'Bounty Hunter'."

RG: "Please. Call me Ron."

LN: "Ron, I have to ask about the right hand. You've got it really bandaged up. Did you hurt it punching Missing link in the head three times?"

RG: "Yes, I injured my hand punching the Missing Link in the head."

LN: "I'm guessing since it took three of your knockout punches instead of the usual one to get the job done that Missing Link's head is as hard as they say it is?"

RG: "I'd say it's much harder than people think it is, Larry. It was like punching one of those big, thick steel bank vault doors. His head did a number on my hand. But it's healing up well. I have been taking care of it real good. I'll be able to get back in the ring in no time."

LN: "Any broken bones?"

RG: "Thankfully, no. I've got other bounty contracts to fulfill and a broken hand would have put me on the shelf for a while. I don't work then I don't get paid. I was stunned by just how hard Missing Link's head really was. It's never taken me three knockout punches to put anyone down. Ever."

LN: "I'm assuming the Anderson brothers paid you well for this bounty?"

RG: "You assume correctly. The Anderson brothers paid me quite well. I told them later that night that if they had any other bountys they needed taken care of to give me a call."

Pres. Watts walked into the interview area.

RG: "Nice to see you, Mr. President."

BW: "Garvin, I have been around a lot of shady characters in this business. But you might just take the cake."

RG: "Hey. It's just business with me. I have nothing personal against the Missing Link or Lord Humongous. But I have clients..."

BW: "You don't have clients, you have cowards. The people who pay you to beat other people up are just too chicken(bleep) to do it themselves because they probably can't get the job done on their own. You say that hand is healing up?"

RG: "Yes, it is."

BW: "Well, I hope it's completely healed in the next seven days. Because next week, right here on 'Slam!', it's gonna be the 'Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. the 'Man with the 'Head of Stone'! That's right! Ron Garvin, you're facing the Missing Link! You'd better be more than ready to hook 'em up for that!"

Watts walked out of the interview area as fans in the arena cheered the news.

LN: "What are your thoughts on facing the Missing Link next week?"

RG: "Just like bounty hunting, wrestling's a business. And I'll look to take care of my wrestling business next week. Pleasure speaking with you, Larry.")

(Announcers discussed the interview with Garvin and how cool Garvin was when Watts made the match next week against Link.

Pedicino: "Nothing seems to phase that guy. He's so cool and casual that it's hard to believe he's a paid hitman."

Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; an i'view w/ Arn Anderson; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; Schultz & Rude vs. Mighty Texans; and more. Said Hugh Morrus vs. Grog was next!)

Match 3
Hugh Morrus vs. Grog (w/ Father Dutch)

(Father Dutch and Grog came to the ring to pretty strong boos. Gregorian chants played as they made their way down the aisle. Father Dutch was in his priest's attire. Grog was in his and black leg-length tights with silver crosses on the outside of each leg, silver and black boots and silver and black mask.

Hugh came to the ring to a solid ovation.

The two men battled it out and the action see-sawed back-and-forth. Father Dutch assaulted Hugh when Hugh was out on the floor during the match.

At the end of the match, Grog was on the offensive. Grog had worked Hugh over with some punches and then whipped Hugh into the ropes and caught Hugh coming off with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Grog for the cover. 1...2... Hugh kicked out. Grog pulled Hugh up and threw Hugh into the corner. Grog charged in and blasted Hugh with a big clothesline. Hugh didn't go down but was hurting. Grog whipped Hugh into the opposite buckles and charged in on Hugh but Hugh charged out of the corner and dropped Grog with a big clothesline of his own. Grog went down and so did Hugh. Both men to their feet at the same time. Grog moved in on Hugh but Hugh immediately fired away with a series of punches that staggered Grog. Hugh whipped Grog into the ropes and caught Hugh coming off with a flying headbutt to the chest that dropped Grog again. At ringside, Father Dutch reached into his right pants pocket, pulled out his small chain and quickly wrapped it around his fist. Father Dutch started to climb up onthe apron when the crowd popped as DDP, in street clothes, charged down the aisle, reached up and pulled Faher Dutch down to the floor. DDP hammered Father Dutch with punches and then drove Father Dutch to the floor with a discus clothes line. In the ring, Hugh picked up Grog and bodyslammed him into position for a turnbuckle move. Hugh mounted the top buckle as DDP kept the hurting, less-than-holy Father Dutch at bay on the floor. Hugh nailed Grog with his moonsault finisher, covered Grog and hooked the leg. 1...2...3! Ref called for the bell and then raised Hugh's hand in victory.

Hugh left the ring and met DDP at the aisleway opening. Hugh shook DDP's hand and DDP then raised Hugh's hand victoriously in the air as the crowd cheered. DDP and Hugh made their way to the back together.

WINNER: Hugh - Pinfall - Moonsault - 8:26)

(Announcers discussed Hugh beating Grog and DDP once again keeping Father Dutch from interfering in a Grog match. Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; Schultz & Rude vs. Mighty Texans; and more. Said an i'view w/ Arn Anderson was coming up.)

(Announcers then sent it backstage.)

(Backstage: A car pulled up outside the Deltaplex. Harley Race got out of the driver's seat. JJ and new signee Wahoo got out of the back seat. Crowd booed when they saw Wahoo with JJ and Harley on the JumboTron.

Harley then walked to the trunk and opened it and got his bag out and slung it over his shoulder.

JJ: "Harley, get Wahoo's bag...and mine as well."

Race looked on as JJ and Wahoo walked off leaving Race to get the bags. Race was clearly not happy as he got the bags out of the trunk and closed it and walked on alone as the segment ended.)

(Announcers were stunned by what they just witnessed.

Pedicino: "Whoa! Did JJ Dillon just make Harley Race, an 8-time World Champion, carry his and Wahoo's bags into the building?"

Stack: "That's what happened, Joe. I'm shocked to say the least."

Said an i'view w/ Arn Anderson was next!)

(In-ring: Marshall i'viewed Arn Anderson.

Arn came to the ring to a strong ovation and slapped hands with fans along the way.

LM: "Arn, last week, The Firm scored a huge victory when Hall and Nash defeated Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel to regain the UWL World Tag Team Titles thanks to Wahoo turning on his tag team partner and now former best friend Roddy Piper. How big a loss last week was that for the UWL?"

Arn: "Lee, losing different battles in a war have different effects. Some losses can have a very minimal impact on your side. But some can be absolutely devastating and can pave the wave to victory for the other side. The Firm's win last week was indeed big for them. But make no mistake, it did not open up a clear path to winning this war for them. I believe we've still got a long way to go in this conflict. Nothing's been settled yet. We had a great run in recent weeks against The Firm. They were on their heels. But they showed why they're such a tough foe last week. The UWL will win more battles along the way; The Firm will win more battles along the way. It will all come down to who can win the biggest battles in the end. They're the ones who will win this war. And I have great faith that the UWL is gonna be the side that wins the big battles when they have to."

LM: "What are your thoughts on Wahoo McDaniel turning on Roddy Piper last week and joining up with JJ Dillon Enterprises?"

Arn: "Shock. That's the only word I can use to describe it. No one saw this coming from Wahoo, especially Roddy. I've talked with Roddy a few times since the incident last week and can tell you that he is devastated by this. He can't believe it. Tonight, hopefully we'll get some answers from Wahoo about why he did what he did."

'LaGrange' by ZZ Top played over the p.a. system. Out came Dusty Rhodes to a mixed crowd reaction. Rhodes was wearing a Firm t-shirt, blue jeans and cowboy boots. He had a mic. Dusty got in the ring.

DR: "Arn Anderson! I came out here tonight to give these fans a little history lesson!"

Arn: "What history lesson is that?"

DR: "Why, a history lesson about you and me. (Big Dusty smile.) The wrestling fans out there who have just recently become fans of our sport probably don't know about our history together. Arn and 'Stardust' have wrestled each other several times in our careers. But in the past, we were on opposite sides of the fence. Arn was the one who received the catcalls when he came to the ring and I was the one who was cheered like the conquering hero. We've wrestled each other for championships; battled each other in grudge matches. We've shed a lot of each other's blood. We've made each other wear the crimson mask on quite a few occasions. And our battles were legendary."

Arn: "Is that it, Dusty? What that had to do with what I was talking about before you rudely interrupteed me, I have no idea. But, thank you for giving these fans a brief history of Arn and Dusty. I'd like to finish my interview with Lee Marshall. You can go now."

Dusty seemed saddened by Arn's words.

DR: "You want me to leave? One of your greatest rivals. I can take a hint."

Dusty lowered his head and his shoulders dropped as he turned and started to leave the ring as Arn turned back to interviewer Lee Marshall.

Arn: "I've forgotten where we were before..."

Dusty hooked a u-turn and came up and bashed Arn across the back with a series of forearm smashes. Arn dropped his mic. Dusty spun the stunned Arn around and blasted Arn with a DDT. Arn down. Dusty left the ring and went over to the timekeeper's table and picked up an empty steel chair, folded it up, and then climbed back in the ring with the chair. Dusty placed the chair on the mat. Arn was starting to recover but Dusty went over and put the boots to Arn. Dusty then grabbed Arn and nailed him with the 'Stardust Driver' (aka, inverted piledriver) onto the chair. Arn laid out. Dusty then picked up the chair and started beating the downed Arn with the chair. Dusty got in a few shots before the crowd popped as the Nasty Boys, with chairs of their own, charged to the ring. Dusty saw the duo, dropped his chair and bailed from the ring just as the Nastys got in the ring. Nastys were ready for Dusty in the ring with their chairs raised for battle. As Rhodes stood at ringside looking on, Hall and Nash came down to back up Dusty. Words were exchanged between the Nastys and the trio on the floor.

Pres. Watts, with eight security team members, came down the aisle as the crowd cheered some more. Watts had words with The Firm members and ordered them to vacate the ringside area and go backstage. Nash had words with Watts. Hall then shoved Watts with one hand. Watts grabbed Hall as the fans really got into it and the two tussled like a couple of hockey players jockeying for position in a fight. Ref helped Arn to his feet in the ring as the Nastys went to the floor to help Watts. Nastys joined Watts in getting into a brief scuffle with Hall, Nash and Rhodes before security was finally able to separate the brawling parties. Watts yelled for Hall, Nash and Rhodes to leave the area immediately. Several security team members were finally able to get some order and, after a brief exchange of words, security was able to cool things down enough to get Hall, Nash and Rhodes hustled to the back. Arn was standing in the corner of the ring holding the back of his neck as the ref kept a check on him. Watts and Nastys got in the ring to check on Arn once the coast was cleared of The Firm rabble.)

(Announcers discussed Dusty attacking Arn and the Nastys coming to Arn's aid and Hall and Nash coming out and backing up Dusty and Watts coming out with security to break things up and he and the Nastys getting into a scuffle with Hall, Nash and Rhodes before things were brought under control. Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; and more. Said Schultz and Rude vs. Mighty Texans was coming up!)

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed 'Bad Boy' Brunzell.

Brunzell was wearing his derby hat, black t-shirt with 'Bad Boy' written across the front, black tights with 'Bad Boy' written on the rear and his black and white ring boots with 'BBB' on the outside of each boot.

Nelson asked about tonight's match with DDP.

BBB: "I woke up this morning and the bad boy was really stirring inside of me. I might just be more bad boy than I've ever been in a match since my transformation. Dallas Page better look out. Because I might look to take a few shortcuts like a true bad boy to win this match tonight."

LN: "You're admitting you might cheat, then?"

BBB: "All bad boys cheat! Jeez, Nelson! You sound like you've never seen a pro wrestling match before in your life! Cheating is a much hallowed bad boy wrestling tradition! It ranks up there with football on Thanksgiving! If you claim to be a bad boy and you're not cheatin' then you're not tryin'! The foreign object shot! Holding the tights! Throwing a powdery substance in your opponent's eyes! Using the ropes for leverage! Hitting a guy with a steel chair! Those are all types of mandatory of bad boy behavior! Bad boys look to be winners! It's as simple as that!"

LN: "I notice you're still wearing the bad boy black derby hat. Have you considered adding a cape and handlebar mustache to your ring attire to really give yourself that Snidely Whiplash look? Maybe you could tie a woman to the train tracks as well?"

Brunzell had a hurt look on his face as he looked at Nelson.

BBB: "You know, I come out here on this program week after week and showcase my bad boy image. People, including you, are supposed to take me seriously as a bad boy. But, many fans laugh at me. They don't think I'm a legit bad boy. But I am! I am! I am! I am! Look! Everyone needs to respond to me like I am a bad boy! I need them to boo and be scared when they hear my entrance song 'Bad Boys' by the Miami Sound Machine. They have to start acting in a way that's appropriate for my new bad boy ways! It's not nice when they don't react the way they should! Fudge!"

LN: "I'm saying this to be constructive. You have got to change your entrance music. I laugh every time I hear it. Hahahahaha!"

BBB (almost in tears): "Your job is to interview me and get over to the fans that I'm a real bad boy threat! Yet, here you are..."

LN: "Hahahaha! Stop it! You're... Hahahahaha! You're killing me! Hahahaha!"

BBB (really upset): "OK! I'm leaving!"

Brunzell stormed out of the interview area and Nelson was still laughing hard.

LN: "Steve and Joe... Hahahaha! Back to you! Hahahaha!"

Nelson then doubled over with laughter as the segment ended.)

(Video aired of Schultz and Rude beating the Mulkeys last week and then spike piledriving both brothers after the match until Lord Humongous & Missing Link came to their aid and Schultz and Rude scrambled from the ring.)

Match 4
David Schultz & Rick Rude (w/ DiBiase) vs. Mighty Texans

(MT's (Sam Houston and Lash LaRue) came to the ring first to a modest ovation. Lash had his trusty whip with him. Once in the ring, Lash cracked the whip on the mat a couple of times.

Schultz and Rude came to the ring with Director DiBiase to a mixed crowd reax.

Unlike the Mulkeys, the MT's gave Rude and Schultz a battle. DiBiase never interfered. But in the end, it was too much Schultz and Rude and Rude finished off Sam Houston with the Rude Awakening to score the 1...2...3 for his team. Lash climbed in the ring to try and break up the pin but Schultz intercepted Lash and knocked him senseless with a forearm shiver to the side of the head.

WINNER: Rude & Schultz - Pinfall - Rude pinned Houston with the Rude Awakening - 5:02)

(After the match, Rude signaled for Schultz to pick Houston up. Rude climbed up on the middle buckle as Schultz hoisted Sam up in the air in the piledriver position and Rude came off the middle buckle and they nailed Sam with a spike piledriver. Sam down and convulsing on the mat. Lash had just gotten to his feet and Rude and Schultz hammered away on Lash and drove him back down to the canvas. They put the boots to him. Rude again signaled for another spike piledriver. Schultz was able to hoist Lash up in the piledriver position as Rude mounted the middle buckle. Just as they were about spike piledrive Lash, Lord Humongous and Missing Link, with Dark Journey in tow, hit the ring just like last week as fans cheered. Their manager Dark Journey stood at ringside. Schultz dropped Lash and he and Rude bailed to the floor just as Lord and Link hit the ring. Lord and Link were in the ring and ready to rumble as they looked down at Schultz and Rude on the floor. Schultz jumped up on the apron and was ready to fight with the bizarre duo. Journey got up on the apron on another side of the ring and gestured for Lord and Link not to go after Schultz. Rude said something to Schultz and Schultz dropped back down to the floor.

Schultz, Rude and DiBiase standing at ringside as the two teams looked at each other.

Mic picked up Schultz.

DS: "Your manager's a smart woman! You guys don't want a piece of The Firm! Believe me!"

Rude, Schultz and DiBiase turned and started to head back up the aisle. Journey and the ref checked on Lash and Sam in the ring.)

(Announcers discussed Rude & Schultz attacking the defeated Mighty Texans after the match and Lord and Link coming to the aid of Schultz's and Rude's beleagured opponents once again.

Pedicino: "Steve, it seems there's a lot of excessive piledriving going on tonight."

Stack: "Must be a full moon out."

Pedicino: "Think you might be right."

Hyped coming up on the program: Both Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel will be here. Announcers assume Wahoo will be with JJ; Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera; DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell; and more. Said Pres. Watts will announce a decision on whether or not the $100,000 Bench Press Challenge will happen between 'Superstar' Graham and Ken Patera next!)

(In-ring: 'Born in the USA' played over the p.a. system and Pres. Watts came out and made his way to the ring. Watts got a decent ovation. He had a mic.

Watts got in the ring and walked around briefly before speaking.

BW: "What a night so far, huh? I have a few important announcements to make.

"Last week on this program, 'Superstar' Graham challenged Ken Patera to a Bench Press Challenge. Patera thought they should make the challenge more interesting by each wrestler putting $50 grand of his own money on the line. So, next week, we're gonna have the $100,000 Dollar Bench Press Challenge right here on 'Slam!'!"

Crowd cheered.

BW: "Next, I want to remind you of a match I made earlier this evening for next week's program as well. It's gonna be the 'Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. the 'Man with the Head of Stone', Ron Garvin vs. The Missing Link!

"Next week's 'Slam!' is shaping up to be a huge show. It just keeps getting bigger. After what we witnessed earlier this evening involving the Nasty Boys and Hall and Nash here in the Deltaplex, we're gonna have those two teams square off in a match next Tuesday night also!

"That is two huge matches for next week's program. And I've got two more matches to announce. We're gonna have, one-on-one, Director of The Firm Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger!

"The other match I have to announce comes from the UWL Women's Division. Since Madusa has scored a couple of impressive victories recently over top-caliber opponents, she will be wrestling in a #1 Contender's Match. And her opponent is gonna be the top contender from Japan. It's a woman Madusa knows very well. It's gonna be Madusa vs. Bull Nakano! And the winner will face Tina Ferrari for the UWL Women's World Title at 'Spring Mayhem'!

"What a night it's gonna be next Tuesday! Let's get ready to hook 'em up!")

(Backstage: Nelson i'viewed DDP.

Nelson asked about DDP's match tonight with Brunzell and his on-going issues with Father Dutch.

DDP: " Larry, I almost feel sorry for Brunzell. I know what it's like to be a real bady boy. Because I've been one inside and outside the ring during my life. I'm now trying to be a better boy. But, even I have to admit that once you've been a bad boy you never totally get it out of your system. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell seems like he needs to read an instruction manual on how to become a genuine bad boy. The guy is completely lost on what it takes to make a bad boy. He thinks just acting out in certain ways will make him one. But that's not the case. Being a real deal on the bad boy front must come naturally from within. That's why I said that even when one makes changes in their lives, like myself, I'll never totally shake off the bad boy because it's something ingrained in me. Other guys have the true bad boy aura here in the UWL. But one of them is not the wrongly named 'Bad Boy' Brunzell. Brunzell just comes across like, well, a dork for lack of better term. But, he'd better watch out in our match tonight. If Brunzell tries to chesat to win, he'd better keep in mind that my inner bad boy might just come bubbling up to the surface and then the faux bad boy will know how a real bad boy acts in certain situations.

"One guy who's a real bad boy here in the UWL is Father Dutch. I don't use the word 'bad' in a good way, either. Father Dutch is 'bad' in an evil way. He's like a cult leader who wields total control over Grog. Grog is simply his automoton. If Father Dutch told Grog to jump off a cliff, I don't think we'd see Grog ever again. Father Dutch, I want you to know that I'm watching you. Every time you try to interfere or cheat in a match, I'll be there to make sure it doesn't happen. You're not getting away with your unholy ways as long as the Diamond is around! So saith the Book of the Diamond Cutter!"

DDP made the Diamond sign with his hands then did the 'Bang!' gesture before walking out of the interview area.)

Match 5
DDP vs. 'Bad Boy' Brunzell

('Bad Boys' by the Miami Sound Machine blared over the p.a. system and out came 'Bad Boy' Brunzell to a decent amount of boos. Announcers were laughing at Brunzell's choice of entrance music again.

As Brunzell got in the ring, the crowd started chanting 'Jim! Jim!' at Brunzell. brunzell took the r.a. mic from Lee Marshall. Brunzell soaked in the 'Jim!' chants and then placed his hands over his ears and dropped to his knees. Brunzell then spoke.

BBB (voice cracking): "Stop it! Please! I'm begging you! I'm a bad boy now! Really!"

Brunzell tossed down the mic, placed his hands back over his ears and then dropped his derby hat-laden head on the mat as the 'Jim!' chants continued.

Music-only version of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' played over the p.a. system and out came DDP to a good ovation. DDP got in the ring and made the Diamond sign and did the 'Bang!' gesture.

DDP took the majority of the match but Brunzell got some good offense in.

At the end of the match, Brunzell was on the offensive. Brunzell whipped DDP into the ropes and looked to catch DDP coming off with a dropkick but DDP grabbed the top rope and held on as Brunzell crashed to the mat. As Brunzell got to his feet, DDP moved in and started nailing Brunzell with a series of jabs that staggered Brunzell. DDP then went to nail Brunzell with his discus clothesline but Brunzell fell out of the way and DDP caught the ref full-force with with the blow. Ref crashed to the mat and was hurting. DDP checked on the ref as Brunzell got to his feet behind DDP. Brunzell nailed DDP with a double sledge to DDP's back. DDP turned around and Brunzell nailed DDP with some punches and then went to whip DDP into the ropes but DDP reversed and caught Brunzell coming off with a kick to the gut followed by a Diamond Cutter. Crowd popped. Brunzell down and almost out. DDP went over and checked on the ref again. With DDP's back turned in the ring, Father Dutch and Grog came down to the ring. Father Dutch slid into the ring and had his 18-inch solid wood crucifix. Dutch came up behind DDP and clocked DDP across the back of the head with the crucifix. DDP went down in a heap and was holding the back of his head. Father Dutch and Grog then fled the scene. Brunzell slowly made it to his feet and went over and grabbed DDP and pulled him up by the hair. Brunzell then nailed Page with his slingshot suplex finisher. Brunzell grabbed the ref and dragged him over. Brunzell covered DDP. Slow count by the ref. 1.....2.....2-1/2..... DDP kicked out. Crowd cheered. Brunzell then re-covered Page and this time hooked the leg. 1.....2.....3! Groggy ref called for the bell. Ref slowly made it to his feet and raised Brunzell's hand in victory. Brunzell was ecstatic.

Brunzell took the r.a. mic from Marshall.

BBB: "Who's your bad boy daddy now?! Me! That's who!"

Brunzell tossed the mic and thrust his arms into the air victoriously as many fans booed. Many fans also started chanting 'Jim!' once again. Brunzell left the ring, dropped to the floor, covered his ears and ran back up the aisle to the back.

WINNER: Brunzell - Pinfall - Slingshot Suplex - 9:16)

(Announcers discussed Brunzell defeating DDP thanks to outside interference from Father Dutch.)

(Announcers then hyped next week on 'Slam!':

$100,000 BENCH PRESS CHALLENGE: 'Superstar' Graham vs. Ken Patera

#1 CONTENDER'S MATCH (Winner gets the UWL Women's WT shot at 'Spring Mayhem'): Madusa vs. Bull Nakano

'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. The Missing Link

Firm Director Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger

Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys

AND MORE!

'Slam!' - Tuesdays - FX - 9:30pm E/P)

(Video aired for the 'UWL Top 5' for the week of 3-17 thru 3-23.

* Top 5 determined by the UWL Championship Committee.

UWL WORLD CHAMPION: Roddy Piper

1 - Rick Steiner (President's Champion)

2 - Rip Oliver (TV Champion)

3 - Arn Anderson

4 - Dusty Rhodes

5 - Buzz Sawyer

* The President's Champion is automatically deemed the #1 contender.)

(Announcers said JJ and Wahoo were next!)

(In-ring: JJ, Wahoo and Harley came to the ring to loud boos.

JJ was in a suit, Harley was in casual street attire and Wahoo was wearing a dark blue blazer with a white button-up dress shirt opened at the top button, black slacks and dress shoes. JJ and Wahoo had mics. The trio got in the ring and boos continued unabated.

The three soaked in the boos for a moment before JJ started speaking.

JJ: "I didn't know if this day would come. I knew I was running out of time to land the wrestler I really wanted to be the next member of JJ Dillon Enterprises since Tully Blanchard left. A few days before last week's 'Slam!', I called Wahoo McDaniel. When Wahoo answered and I told him it was me he hung up. A couple of days later, I called Wahoo again. He was about to hang up once more when I told him to just hear me out. Wahoo agreed. For the next 90 minutes we talked. It was a very amicable conversation. But Wahoo gave me no clear answer as to whether or not he was interested in signing with me.

"You may remember at the start of the program last week, I was out here talking. Wahoo came down to ringside and was mad enough to try and tear my head off. I thought that was it. I wasn't going to land Wahoo. Also, you may remember that while Harley Race was out here wrestling, I got a phone call at ringside. It was from Wahoo. He was out in his rental car in the parking lot and he wanted to talk privately with me. I immediately left ringisde while Harley's match was still going on. To avoid being noticed by the security cameras out in the parking lot, I was able to get my hands on a UWL coverall that members of the UWL technical crew wear. I put on the coverall and was able to scrounge up a baseball cap. I took off my glasses and pulled the cap down over my eyes. I walked out without being detected. When I got outside, Wahoo flashed his headlights so I knew right where he was parked. I got into the passenger's seat and, under cover of darkness, we talked. It was during that meeting that Wahoo told me he wanted to make the move and join JJ Dillon Enterprises. I was overjoyed with his decision. We laid out a plan for what to do. A message had to be sent loud and clear to Roddy Piper that Wahoo was no longer his friend and he was coming over to our side. We came up with Wahoo asking for the match to be a no disqualification match for the tag team titles against Hall and Nash. Once Watts agreed to the stipulation, we knew our plan was all-systems go. I told Wahoo I would be waitin for him in my rental car out back once he had turned on his best friend. We congratulated one another as we drove out of the parking lot last Tuesday night.

"Wahoo knew that it meant the end of his run as a World Tag Team Champion with Piper. He didn't care. That's because Wahoo wants the biggest prize in our sport again. I don't need to tell you what that is. And now, I give you the newest member of JJ Dillon Enterprises...Chief Wahoo McDaniel!"

Crowd went nuclear as Wahoo stepped forward to talk. Wahoo soaked in the boos a little before spekaing.

WM: "Last week, until the end of 'Slam!', you fans cheered me. I was one of your heroes. Now, you boo me and hate me."

Wahoo chuckled as the fans continued to boo.

WM: "Frankly, fans, I don't give a damn.

"I had been good friends with Roddy Piper for years. We were like brothers. There's nothing he wouldn't have done for me and nothing I wouldn't have done for him. Even after the phone conversation I had with JJ, I still wasn't sold on the idea of joining JJ Dillon Enterprises. But the call did make me think. It made me think about what I wanted to do at this stage of my career. I know I want another run as the UWL World Champion. There was no way Roddy Piper was going to give me a title shot, ever. What JJ said made sense. Roddy Piper's been holding me back. I've been in his shadow ever since he returned. And I stand in the shadow of no man. Roddy Piper wanted it that way. He thinks that I'm a major threat to his championship run and that's why he kept me so close. Piper's right that I am a major threat to end his reign. Now, he can't avoid me.

"At the start of last week's show, when JJ was standing out here talking, I did come down to the ring with the intention of beating up JJ. But, Roddy came down and held me at bay and kept me from going after JJ. That was the last straw. When we got backstage, I went off on my own and thought some more about the matter. Roddy was keeping me so close that I was starting to suffocate. I knew at that moment I needed to make a change. I was friends with Roddy. But friendship doesn't pay the bills and it doesn't win the World Title. Friends come and go in a man's life. But, being the World Champion cements your legacy in this sport forever. People always remember the champions. They don't remember who came in second. Finishing second just means that you're the first loser. Roddy Piper was my own personal oppressor. I've broken away from him. I've stepped out of the big shadow he cast over me all this time. I've made the right decision to align myself with JJ Dillon Enterprises. As JJ has pointed out before, he has been the manager of multiple champions here in the UWL; including a 2-time World Champion. I will be the man who gives JJ three World Championship reigns.

"And the money JJ offered? When all is said and done, I will make more being managed by JJ Dillon than at any other time in my career. While the money's important, what I really want is that UWL World Title. I want to be the man who beats Piper and slams the door shut on his time as the World Champion. It's Wahoo's time to shine in the UWL now."

Bagpipe music filled the arena and the crowd exploded as Roddy Piper came out on the entrance stage. Piper power-walked to the ring and was wearing his t-shirt, kilt and ring boots and had the belt around his waist. Piper had a mic. Piper stepped into the ring and was all business.

Piper walked around for a moment before speaking.

RP: "Wahoo, I was listening to you backstage and coudln't believe the things you were saying. You say I would never give you a World Title shot? You never asked for one. That's all you had to do, Wahoo. Come to me and say you wanted a World Title shot and I would have given it to you no questions asked based solely on your track record of success in this business. You want to throw away our friendship because you believe that you had to turn to this piece of trash standing next to you to get a title match with me? I am absolute..."

WM: "Shut up, Roddy! What you just said was complete and utter nonsense! I should never have had to ask you for a World Title match! You should have offered me the chance since you're the World Champion! And watch what you say about my manager!"

Race leaned into JJ's mic.

HR: "Roddy Piper. Why don't you..."

JJ pulled the mic away from Harley.

JJ: "Not now, Harley. It's not your time to talk."

Race shot a side glance at JJ.

RP: "You let JJ Dillon, of all people, fill your head with this b.s., Wahoo. You could have asked me for a World Tite shot at any time. Hell, you could have asked me five minutes after I won the title last December and you would have been the first man I defended the belt against and I would have done it gladly. I understand the difference between business and friendship; especially in pro wrestling. We walk a fine line in this sport all the time. Everyone is looking out for themselves to one degree or another. I'm just...I...I...it's like none of this is really happening. I'm hoping the alarm will go off and I'll wake up and find that this has all just been some sort of nightmare."

WM: "This is reality, Roddy! You need to wake up alright! Wake up and face the fact that I am now managed by JJ Dillon and that I'm coming for you! Roddy Piper! I challenge you to a World Title match at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Crowd buzzing. Roddy looked at Wahoo for a bit before responding.

RP:"Wahoo, if you walked away from JJ Dillon right now I would say 'yes' in a heartbeat."

WM: "LIAR! You are nothing but a damned liar! If I walk away from JJ Dillon, then I know for a fact you won't give me a title shot in a million years! You'd conveniently forget all about it! You just want me back on your side so you can continue to hold me down!"

RP: "That is absolutely untrue. Would you listen to reason."

WM: "Oh! I've listened to reason! And reason's name is JJ Dillon! And let me give you another little nugget of reason!"

Wahoo slapped Piper's mic out of his hand. Piper was stunned and looked down. Wahoo dropped his mic and blasted Piper with a series of stiff chest chops, whipped Piper into the ropes and caught Piper coming off with his big chop finisher. Piper crashed to the mat and was holding his chest. Wahoo added insult to injury and stomped on the downed Piper. Wahoo then grabbed his mic up off the mat and bent over the downed Piper.

WM: "Piper! I'm coming for you and that belt! I want the World Title match at 'Spring Mayhem'!"

Wahoo threw the mic down on Piper and then he, JJ and Harley left the ring to the loudest boos of the night. Shot of Piper down in the ring and still holding his chest and grimacing in pain as the program went off the air.)

END PROGRAM

Dark Match (UWL World Title Match - TV Title not on the line)
Roddy Piper (WC) vs. Rip Oliver (TVC)

(Coming off the ending segment of the show, a ref, UWL security and an EMT came out and checked on Piper. Piper made it to his feet and, after a couple of minutes, Piper said he could go. World Title match went forward.

WINNER: Piper - Submission - Ankle Lock - 10:24)
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'WINTER WARFARE' A SUCCESS!!!

The UWL 'Winter Warfare' PPV did an estimated 83,000 buys. The show was built around the UWL World Title Dog Collars & Chain match between World Champion Roddy Piper and Greg Valentine and the War Games match pitting Team UWL against The Firm.

The show also drew a live crowd of 10,004 at the WVU Coliseum in Morgantown, WV.

Last year's 'Winter Warfare' drew the worst numbers of PPV buys and live attendance to date for a PPV in company history. That show, which took place at the Kibbie Dome (home of the Univ. of Idaho Vandals football team) in Moscow, ID, drew an estimated 57,000 buys and a live crowd of 4,207 for a show headlined by the War Games (The Anderson Bros. & Rick Rude vs. Arn Anderson, Lex Luger, Billy Graham & Scott Hall), Kevin Nash vs. Bruiser Brody and a non-title Indian Strap match between then World Champion Greg Valentine and Wahoo McDaniel.

While ratings have stagnated recently in 2013, fans are still turning out for the live shows ('Slam!', PPV, House shows) and buying the PPV's, largely because the UWL vs. The Firm storyline has picked up a lot of steam moving forward.
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UWL HOUSE SHOW REPORT

Mar. 22 - Park City, KS - Hartman Arena - Att: 3,364

Mar. 23 - Topeka, KS - Landon Arena - Att: 3,651

Results (Same in each city):

UWL WORLD TITLE: Roddy Piper (WC) def. Rip Oliver (TVC) via pinfall with the Spear (TV Title was not on the line)

UWL WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Hall & Nash (WTTC) and Lord Humongous & Missing Link fought to a No Contest

David Schultz & Rick Rude def. Lex Luger & Ken Patera when Schultz pinned Luger after a foreign object shot

Dusty Rhodes def. Hugh Morrus via pinfall with the 'Stardust Driver' (aka, inverted piledriver)

PRESIDENT'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Rick Steiner (PC) def. Harley Race via pinfall with the 'Steiner Driver' (aka, Death Valley Driver)

UWL WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE: Tina Ferrari (WC) def. Mad Maxine via pinfall with the Tornado DDT

DDP def. 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin via pinfall with the Diamond Cutter
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'Superstar' Graham squares off against Ken Patera in the $100,000 Winner-Take-All Bench Press Challenge!

PLUS!

- #1 Contender's Match: Madusa vs. Bull Nakano
(The winner faces UWL Women's World Champion Tina Ferrari for the title at 'Spring Mayhem'!)

- Firm Director Ted DiBiase vs. Lex Luger

- UWL World Champion Roddy Piper and Wahoo McDaniel make appearances

- Non-Title: Hall & Nash (WTTC) vs. The Nasty Boys

- 'The Man with the Hands of Stone' vs. 'The Man with the Head of Stone': 'Bounty Hunter' Ron Garvin vs. The Missing Link

- Hugh Morrus vs. Ole Anderson

AND MORE!!!


Ep. 114 of 'Slam!' will be posted in the next few days.
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