WWE Returns to Hardcore with the FREAKSHOW ppv!
WWE has suffered greatly with the onset of the PG Era. No decent brawls, no brutality, no blood. Therefore, for your viewing pleasure, I present...WWE FREAKSHOW
Live from the Dean Dome in Chapel Hill, NC!
Starting with the undercard...
The Miz vs. Alex Riley
Backstory Their feud was never fully settled, and only showed signs of coming back to life during the ROYAL RUMBLE. As Miz's star has fallen, so has A-Ry's, and this could be either man's last shot at redemption.
Jack Swagger (w/Vickie Guerrero) vs. William Regal
Backstory Defending Vickie in the dance-off challenge against Brodus Clay ended up biting the onetime KING OF THE RING in the ass, and he is now a babyface. Regal, who is brilliant on the mic, sees this as one more crack at the main event, while Swagger sees this as the perfect opportunity to become, with apologies to Randy Orton, a "Legend Killer."
Brodus Clay and Santino vs. Epico and Primo (w/Rosa Mendes)
Backstory Santino and Brodus have found kindred, fun spirits in each other in recent days, and they are now a tag-team to be reckoned with while still retaining their fun-loving edge. And surprisingly, this has made them contenders for the WWE Tag-Team titles. Will they run with it?
Divas Steel Cage Match: Kharma vs. Beth Phoenix (w/Natalya) for the WWE Divas Championship
Backstory Ever since she returned from maternity leave, Kharma has regained her killer instinct in a big way. And ever since she came back, Beth and her walking farting sidekick have been in her crossshairs.
And now for the midcard...
Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Alberto Del Rio in a Fall Count Anywhere match
Backstory Ricardo began his babyface turn at the ROYAL RUMBLE much to the chagrin of ADR, and the simmering bad blood between them finally exploded at WRESTLEMANIA 28. They have collided since then, but no match has been made...until now.
R-Truth vs. Chris Jericho
Backstory Both intense, talented competitors, their feud began at the ELIMINATION CHAMBER ppv, when Truth took Jericho out for several months with a broken arm. Now, with the return of Y2J, will the Truth set him free...or will the Truth hurt like a bitch?
Mick Foley vs. John Laurinaitis in a Japanese thumbtack match
Backstory The widely reviled EVP of Talent Relations has been walking on the fighting side of the Hardcore Legend since attacking him prior to the ROYAL RUMBLE. Now, after a long wait, this is Foley's shot at revenge. Winner becomes RAW GM, by the way.
Wade Barrett vs. Mark Henry in a Last Man Standing Match
Backstory The onslaught of the "Barrett Barrage" has run into a "Hall of Pain" roadblock in recent days. Who will survive...and what will be left of them?
Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan
Backstory The onetime friends have been bitter enemies every since Bryan caused Show to crash into his then-girlfriend AJ on SMACKDOWN. Now that the once love-blinded AJ has come to her senses and dumped him, Bryan has become more vicious than ever - and he blames Show for AJ turning on him.
And now the double main event...
Cody Rhodes vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title
Backstory Fresh off his Career vs. Title win against his brother Goldust at WRESTLEMANIA 28, Cody is seeking to become the first man to hold both the I-C Title and the World Heavyweight Championship, which is currently held by Sheamus. Randy has 2 agendas: Put up a good fight and become champion again. Sheamus's agenda is to keep his hard-fought championship.
Dolph Ziggler vs. John Cena vs. CM Punk in a barbed wire steel cage match for the WWE Title
Backstory Ziggler's career had flourished all the more since firing Vickie Guerrero as his manager, while Cena has embraced the hate with a vengeance. As for CM Punk, he has continued to hold onto the championship by the skin of his teeth. Now these 3 will collide in a steel cage that's been wrapped inside and out with barbed wire.
Musical guests for the event would include the metal bands Sevendust, Disturbed, and Bullets and Octane.
Not removing until...
The Miz becomes champ once again
John Cena turns heel ***in progress***
Ricardo Rodriguez turns face ***in progress***
Alberto Del Rio becomes a superheel again ***in progress***
Marking out for: Ricardo Rodriguez, The Big Show, Beth Phoenix, CM Punk, The Miz
Feuds I'd like to see going into 2012: CM Punk vs. The Miz, Kane vs. John Cena, The Big Show vs. Daniel Bryan, Ricardo Rodriguez vs. Alberto Del Rio