Re: Benny Leo Wrestling
The first show is a little short for a three-hour episode, but I think it does pretty well for kicking off the company. It's quality, not quantity, right? Anyway, on with the show!
April 2, 2012--27 days until Backlash
*LIGHT IT UP*
As "Light it Up" by Rev Theory plays, and chants of "B-L-Dub!" echo throughout the arena, we go to the center of the ring where Justin Roberts and Benny Leo stand.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen...WELCOME to VOLTAGE!
The "B-L-Dub" chants grow louder, as Benny Leo takes the microphone.
Benny Leo: Welcome everybody, and thank you Justin. Now, who wants to meet our new general manager of Voltage, huh?
The crowd pops beyond belief, as Ric Flair struts to the ring. Flair grabs a microphone and begins to speak, but...
*BACK IN BLACK*
It's Eric Bischoff! He's back again! A feeling of shock rings throughout the arena, as everybody except for Benny Leo is shaking their head. Bischoff walks down the ramp and talks to Flair and the crowd.
Eric Bischoff: You seem surprised to see me again, Ricky-boy! Well, I think it's time we re-introduced ourselves. I am Eric Bischoff. I ran WCW, I ran the NWO, and I'm running the BEST show on television, Frozen Friday! Y'know...let's get started with this draft, alright? I have a perfect brand to build, here!
Benny Leo: Now, now, Bischoff, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. First, I must explain the rules. Being that this is Voltage, it's only fair to let Frozen get the first pick--
Ric Flair: ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? I GOTTA GET THE FIRST PICK! THIS IS MY SHOW! I MAKE THE RULES!
Benny Leo: ...but this is MY COMPANY, Flair. I make the rules around here. Now, Eric, the first pick is yours. You can draft any one man in the company. I believe you have already made a decision, am I correct?
Eric Bischoff: I most certainly have, Benny! The first pick in the BLW draft is...THE UNDERTAKER!
The crowd pops again, as the lights go out. When they come back on, Undertaker is in the ring, and he has Bischoff by the neck! CHOKESLAM from the Undertaker!
Benny Leo: Well, there you have it, folks! The Undertaker is heading back to Fridays! Okay, 'Taker, just take a seat, right...yeah, right over there, in that chair on the side of the ring. Now, Ric Flair, it's your turn to pick--
Flair is ignoring Leo, but he's quite focused in bouncing about the ring. Finally, he runs up to Bischoff and HITS AN ELBOW DROP! The audience is "woo"-ing in amazement, chanting "You've still got it!" as Flair takes the mic...
Ric Flair: Guess what? Wanna know my pick? Huh? IT'S CM PUNK! WOOOOOO!
*CULT OF PERSONALITY*
The BLW Nation cheers, applauds, "woo"s, and chants "CM PUNK!" as he takes a seat on the floor next to Undertaker. As Eric Bischoff finally rises to his feet, Ric Flair makes a special announcement:
Ric Flair: And you know what? I'm the General Manager of Voltage! I RUN THIS SHOW! WOOOOOO! Guess what tonight's main event is? CM Punk versus the Undertaker! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Benny Leo: I agree, Flair, and our main event is set! Now Bischoff, before you make your next pick, we need to take a commercial. But, before we do that, I have another match to announce: Ric Flair and Eric Bischoff will secretly make their next 10 picks each during the break. Those 20 men will then compete in a 10 vs 10 Battle Royal! We'll be right back!
The crowd pops as we go to commercial. When we return, we see Wade Barrett, The Miz, John Morrison, Sin Cara, The Big Show, and Jack Swagger wearing Voltage t-shirts, and R-Truth, Rey Mysterio, Christian, Kane, Sheamus, and Kofi Kingston wearing Frozen t-shirts. We still wait on 8 competitors who will reveal themselves shortly...
*SOME BODIES GONNA GET IT*
As Mark Henry walks to the ring, hearing a choir of boos along the way, Eric Bischoff calls out Ric Flair, who is standing near the opposite turnbuckle.
Eric Bischoff: Woah, woah, woah, hold on! Mark Henry? That's all you've got? Well, I have a much better pick ready to go. You see, I have some tricks up my sleeve that you have NEVER SEEN before. I have a man on MY BRAND -- the BETTER brand -- that my company turned away many years ago. I let that chance slip away from me once, and it's NOT going to happen again! BRING HIM OUT!
*I WALK ALONE*
Ric Flair: WHAT THE...?
It's Batista! He left the WWE after the "I Quit" match with John Cena, but he's a BLW wrestler now!
Ric Flair: Wow...I guess that completely DOES NOT overshadow my next pick! He's coming to Monday nights! He's coming to Voltage! Get out here, Chris!
"BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!"
Jericho's back, too! The first Undisputed WWE Champion is coming to Voltage! He gives a smug grin and nods while a "Y2J" chant forms.
Eric Bischoff: Oh, you think you've got it all figured out, do ya? You think you can defeat ME? Well, I will NEVER let that happen! I have the world's greatest wrestler on my side! His name is...Bryan Danielson!
*RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES*
Danielson received a huge ovation, bigger than he had ever gotten in the WWE. However, Flair motioned for the next superstar to come out, and the arena marked out for...
ALBERTO DEL RIO? This crowd was full of smarks! Of course, that was just what Benny Leo wanted, as he was a notable smark himself.
Eric Bischoff: Oh, Ric. You think you had me, didn't you? Well, I'm not just anybody...I'M ERIC BISCHOFF! I run this entire industry! And I have another trick up my sleeve! I've signed another wrestling superstar! Come on out!
Benny Leo, who was sitting at the unfilled commentary booth, got up, ran to Bischoff, and picked him up off the ground. He was amazed at Bischoff's work. Ric Flair, on the other hand, was not as pleased, running over to Bischoff and slapping him in the chest with a "WOOOOO!" Leo and two referees had to pry Bischoff and Flair away from each other, and the crowd started to boo...
*MY TIME IS NOW*
...John Cena! He wore a blue Frozen shirt, high-fived his new colleague Kennedy, and slid into the ring without his normal pre-match theatrics.
Benny Leo: Well, seeing as Frozen gave their last two picks together, I believe we have one more pick from Flair, and that man is...
Randy Orton quietly slid out from behind the barricade, slithered into the ring, and hit a HUGE RKO ON CENA! Pandemonium erupts in the ring, the bell sounds, and the first match in BLW history begins!
MATCH ONE: Team Voltage vs Team Frozen in a 20-man Battle Royal
ELIMINATION 1: R-Truth by Randy Orton
ELIMINATION 2: John Cena by Big Show
ELIMINATION 3: Randy Orton by Mr. Kennedy, Sheamus, and Batista
ELIMINATION 4: Sheamus by Mark Henry
ELIMINATION 5: Mark Henry by Kane and Batista
ELIMINATION 6: Alberto del Rio by Kane
ELIMINATION 7: Batista by The Big Show
ELIMINATION 8: Wade Barrett by Kofi Kingston
ELIMINATION 9: Christian by John Morrison
ELIMINATION 10: The Miz by Kofi Kingston
ELIMINATION 11: John Morrison by Kane
ELIMINATION 12: Kane by The Big Show
ELIMINATION 13: The Big Show by Mr. Kennedy, Bryan Danielson, and Kofi Kingston
ELIMINATION 14: Kofi Kingston by Jack Swagger
ELIMINATION 15: Chris Jericho by Rey Mysterio
ELIMINATION 16: Rey Mysterio by Jack Swagger
ELIMINATION 17: Sin Cara by Mr. Kennedy
ELIMINATION 18: Jack Swagger by himself
WINNER: Team Frozen (Mr. Kennedy and Bryan Danielson)
Bischoff slides into the ring and jumps up and down. Kennedy and Danielson look at him. Kennedy motions at Danielson and Danielson hits a ROUNDHOUSE KICK on Bischoff! After a stunned silence...
Benny Leo: Well, that was interesting. Can we cut to commercial? Anyway, we'll be right back!
After a commercial, we see the Uso's, drafted by Voltage, waiting for their opponent...
"I SPIT IN THE FACE..."
Bischoff hired The Colons! Huge pop for Primo and Carlito! The camera cuts to a woman crying in the stands, then to Carlito and Primo in the ring. Carlito took a bite from his apple, tossed it out of the ring, and SPIT ON JEY USO! The crowd goes crazy, and for the second time in as many matches, the bell rings to chaos!
MATCH TWO: The Usos vs The Colons
STORY OF THE MATCH: The Usos would put up a great fight, but after a few minutes of back-and-forth, the Colons would hit backstabbers on both Usos, and Carlito pinned Jimmy for the win.
WINNER: The Colons (Carlito and Primo)
Backstage, we see Mr. Kennedy and Bryan Danielson discussing their battle royal win...
Mr. Kennedy: Hey, great work out there getting the Big Show out. We really worked together out there well.
Bryan Danielson: No, don't mention it, man. Besides, you did the hard work out there, and all I really did was kick Bischoff's head in.
Mr. Kennedy: Well, I must admit that you did pretty good, for a pipsqueak like you...
Kennedy pushes Danielson and walks away. Danielson speaks to the camera:
Bryan Danielson: Well, I guess he really is an asshole...
After a commercial, we see Justin Roberts in the ring...
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, immediately following tonight's main event, the BLW draft will continue on our official website, BLW.usa! And now the following contest, scheduled for one fall...is our VOLTAGE MAIN EVENT sponsored by wrestlingforum.com!
Slowly, the Undertaker walked out to the ring...and he seemed to be holding a...steel chair? He set the chair up in the middle of the ring, demanded a microphone, and sat down.
The Undertaker: CM Punk. You think you are the greatest thing that has ever happened to this company. You say that you are the Voice of the Voiceless. Well, after this match...I will MAKE you voiceless. I will make you...rest...in...PEACE.
The arena went silent. There was a pause...and somebody was under the ring! IT'S PUNK! Punk sneaked up behind Undertaker and spun him around...going for the GTS--but Taker caught the toe kick, and has him in a chokehold! High in the air! CHOKESLAM ON THE STEEL CHAIR! The crowd goes crazy, and Undertaker kneels down...who's that in the crowd? The arena lights dim, and a SMACK of skin and steel...lights go up...JOHN CENA! John Cena, in full Thuganomics attire, hit Taker with the chain! Taker is down, and CENA HAS THE STFU! Taker can't get out of it...Taker tries to claw his way out--
What the hell? It's Mr. Kennedy! He's running into the ring now, and he grabs Cena! He's got him...MIC CHECK ON CENA! Undertaker stumbles to his feet...MIC CHECK ON TAKER! Mr. Kennedy has leveled everybody! Nobody can believe it! Kennedy grabs a mic and begins to speak--TOE KICK FROM PUNK! He got up! On his shoulders...GTS CONNECTING! Kennedy had been taken out! Punk's all alone! He picks up the mic...pauses...and drops the mic on the canvas!
*CULT OF PERSONALITY*
Punk puts a smug look on and slides out of the ring--
Ric Flair: Not today, Punk! I run this show, and my number one pic isn't going to make us look bad!
CM Punk: I wouldn't be talking, Flair...you've made TNA look bad EVERY WEEK! Do something else for a change!
Ric Flair: Alright, I will! I'll put you in a match next week...with ME! I'm going to make sure you PAY, Punk! WOOOOOOOO!
At that, Punk slides out of the ring and starts punching Flair, and it's a slugfest as the camera fades to black...
END OF SHOW
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Last edited by Benny Leo; 11-25-2011 at 04:08 PM.