Re: World Wrestling Entertainment: 2011
Monday Night RAW – 18th July 2011
United Center – Chicago, Illinois
Michael Cole & Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler welcome us to Monday Night RAW, hot on the heels of a historic Money in the Bank Pay-Per-View. They tell us that not only will the WWE Championship’s fate be decided tonight and John Cena will be fired, but also that we kick off with Alberto Del Rio’s winning party
Ricardo Rodriguez: Señoras y señores, se inclinan a este hombre. Él es el señor dinero en el Banco, y la mayor humana a la gracia de siempre la etapa de la lucha libre. Él es el futuro campeón de la WWE, y mi mejor amigo. él es ALLLLBBERRRTOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLL RIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Alberto Del Rio enters from the back in one of his prized cars. He gets out and is holding the RAW Money in the Bank briffcase. He does his signature enterance before grabbing a mic.
Del Rio:I am Mister Money in the Bank! But you already know that.
The crowd boos at this, but Alberto keeps smiling.
Del Rio: Last night I destroyed all the other men and grabbed this briefcase. Now I can use this at any time I want, and I will become WWE Champion. Look at the past winners, Edge, Rob Van Dam, CM Punk, Jack Swagger, Kane, The Miz, they have all become World Champion. And now I join that list, so look out new WWE Champion, I am coming for you.
The crowd keep piling on the boos, but Alberto doesn’t even acknowledge them.
Del Rio: Look at me, I am The Essence of Excellence. I am the best WWE superstar ever. I am Mexico’s finest. And this briefcase just adds onto that. I have hired the best Mariachi band to play at my celebration party, so take it away boys!
-YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW-
WWE’s latest firing, John Cena, heads to the ring.
Cena: Alberto, I know that winning a Ladder match is the biggest thing to happen to you so you want to celebrate it, but truthfully more important things are happening in he WWE. Last night, I lost my match. So by stipulation, I’m fired. Please step out of the ring.
Alberto stands still.
Cena: Alberto, please step out of the ring.
Del Rio stays in the squared circle.
Cena: So be it.
-NO CHANCE IN HELL-
WWE Chairman, Vince McMahon, finally makes his way to the ring.
McMahon: Leave him in here, Cena. This is between you and me. Last night, if you lost your match, you were fired. And you did, Punk pinned you 1-2-3. But John, I’m going to be a nice person. Tonight, every superstar on RAW will compete in an Over the top Rope Battle Royal, to determing the new WWE Champion. You will be in that match, and if you win, you keep your job and get the WWE Championship.
Cena: You’re on, Vince.
Suddenly Del Rio tries to hit Cena with the briefcase, Cena ducks it and lands the Atiitude Adjustment!
Match 1 – Singles
Alex Riley vs. Michael McGillicutty
Nice Little match to kick off the wrsetling side of things. Riley put up a good showing in the Money in the Bank last night, but he was on level terms with one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions. It was very back and forth, but Riley got the win after a Lifting DDT.
Winner – Alex Riley (4.29)
Backstage, Jack Korpela is with Dolph Ziggler. He asks Dolph whether he is nervous about who his Number 1 Contender will be. He says he’s never nervous. All Morrison can do is jump, all Masters can do is move his pecs, all Ryder can do is spike his hair, and all Kofi can do is botch. He tells Jack that whoever his opponent is, he will defeat them, because he is perfection.
Back to the arena and Zack Ryder arrives with a louder tan usual pop. John Morrison then enters to a huge pop, while Kofi’s remains quite small. Nothing is really Heard for Masters, as he hasn’t really been on RAW for a while.
Match 2 – Fatal Four Way to decide the Number 1 Contender to the United States Championship
John Morrison vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Chris Masters vs. Zack Ryder
A good, typical four way match. It started out with all four men going at it, but one by one they were each eliminated for a while. Morrison and Kingston made a team for a while, but John turned on Kofi, eventually. For the win, Ryder hit Morrison with a Ruff Ryder, Kofi nailed Zack with a Toruble In Paradise, and Masters quickly locked on the Masterlock on Kofi! He passed out eventually.
Winner – Chris Masters via submission (8.51)
A video package hyping Summerslam airs.
We join Jerry Lawler & Michael Cole, who talk about tonight’s Main Event – An all RAW Battle Royal for the new WWE Championship.
Match 3 - Singles
The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio
A solid back and forth match, between these two great stars. Miz worked over the abdomen of Rey, while Rey tried to muster every ounce of high flying-ness he could get in there. Around the 7 minute mark, Miz went for the Skull Crushing Finale, but mid move Rey rolled through and Miz landed in the ropes, and Rey connected with the 619, for the 1-2-3!
Winner – Rey Mysterio (7.08)
Backstage, we enter the Nexus’ locker room. Otunga & McGillicutty are in their gear, but Punk is in street clothes. He tells the other two that even without him, they will go on to great things, and it has been a pleasure working with them. He takes his Nexus armband off and leaves it on his chair before walking out.
Back in the ring, we see Jerry Lawler stood with a mic. He says that for a year now, the RAW General Manager has either been a guest host, or Anonymous, but that is about to change. He says that Mr. McMahon has told him to tell everyone, that next week, the official RAW General Manager will be revealed!
Match 4 – Singles
Kelly Kelly vs. Nikki Bella
A short, typical Divas Match. Kelly got the win with the K2.
Winner – Kelly Kelly (2.19)
When we return, every member of the RAW Roster is in the ring; apart from one.
----YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW----
Justin Roberts: The following contest is an Over the Top Rope Battle Royal for the WWE Championship – Finally from West Newbury, Massachusetts, weighing in at 240 Pounds – JOOOHHHNNNN CENNNAAAA!!!!!!!
Match 5 – Over the Top Rope Battle Royal for the Vacant WWE Championship
Alex Riley vs. Big Show vs. Chris Masters vs. Curt Hawkins vs. David Hart Smith vs. David Otunga vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Evan Bourne vs. Goldust vs. Jack Swagger vs. John Cena vs. John Morrison vs. JTG vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Mason Ryan vs. Michael McGillicutty vs. The Miz vs. Primo vs. R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Santino Marella vs. Tyler Reks vs. Vladimir Kozlov vs. Zack Ryder
1) JTG by Mason Ryan
2) Primo by Mason Ryan
3) Evan Bourne by Mason Ryan
4) Mason Ryan by Big Show
) Michael McGillicutty by Big Show
6) David Otunga by Big Show
7) Big Show by Tyler Reks & Vladimir Kozlov
8) Goldust by Jack Swagger
9) Jack Swagger by John Cena
10) Drew McIntyre by John Cena
11) Kofi Kingston by Dolph Ziggler
12) John Morrison by Dolph Ziggler
13) Zack Ryder by Dolph Ziggler
14) Dolph Ziggler by John Cena
15) Curt Hawkins by John Cena
16) David Hart Smith by John Cena
17) Santino Marella by John Cena
18) Vladimir Kozlov by John Cena
19) Alex Riley by John Cena
20) Chris Masters by John Cena
21) Tyler Reks by John Cena
22) Rey Mysterio by The Miz
23) R-Truth by John Cena
With just John Cena and The Miz left, it was down to this. Cena battled because his career depended on it, while Miz battled because he wanted the belt. After some fighting, Miz had Cena on the ropes. He ran at him, but Cena threw Miz over! He had won – had he? Quickly a man in trunks and boots ran in and threw Cena over the top – CM Punk!!!!!
The bell rang, Punk had won the WWE Championship??!!!! He quickly grabbed a mic.
Punk: Never underestimate me. Last night, I won the WWE Championship. When I got backstage, Vince McMahon offered me a contract, which I signed. That’s 7 more years with the WWE! Oh but that’s nota ll, I found a partner. A business partner, a man who understands the way I think. Will this man please come out here.
Low and behold, this man was………………………… Vince McMahon!
Punk: Vince understands me, but you don’t. These last few weeks have all been a hoax. I would never have left the WWE, and this whole thing was a plan to get John Cena fired! Now Cena is gone, I have the WWE Championship – and together, Me and Vince make – The Restoration!
Everyone in the arena is stunned by this outburst, the last few weeks a hoax? Punk and McMahon are a group called The Restoration?! We’re out of time, but tune in to next week’s Monday Night RAW!
But in the end, you win.
Not removing till.......
John Cena raps again
Triple H returns
Divas wrestle good matches
CM Punk shaves
Curt Hawkins wrestles on SmackDown
John Morrison shaves
Dolph Ziggler loses the I-C Title
Undertaker goes 20-0
Last edited by ATLBrand; 07-19-2011 at 12:29 PM.