Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Coming In May
"No, dehumanize her. She's not your dog sitter, or your Daughtry"
"So, Vorgoth, you're the lord of things right? What do I have to do to get out of here?"
"How about a scavenger hunt where you have to go to different dimensions?"
"Bring it, beach,"
ONE MAN'S JOURNEY
ONE MAN'S TRIUMPH
ONE MAN'S MENTOR
ONE MAN'S WEDDING
ONE MAN'S SUPER AWESOME TIME TRAVELLING DIMENSION CROSSING ADVENTURE
Jonathon Gold goes to the one place where he's never dared, and finds himself that much closer to his sine qua non
13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go presents "This is 9/11" March 41st 2024 a theatrical event of monumental ultra swagportance.
*Please no eating or masticating in the theater.
**Seriously it's gross and no wants to step in man chowder.
***Be sure to check out Bloody Easter Smackdown 4 live on PPV featuring "The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin' Champion" Tri Bute, and "Bearskin" John Boy Corbett in blockbuster super matches after the movie is over, it's only 90$.
****If you do stick around for the PPV, we'd like to remind you not to masticate during it. We would like our event to be as family friendly as possible. 10 year old kids don't need to see you going to town on yourself while they are watching our warriors and it sends the wrong message about what our industry is about.
*****If you do masticate during the event at least clean it up, it is your man juice after all.
******Keep in mind that this is extremely edgy.
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