Raw, Draft Night – bob2*WWE Theme*
“I wanna Rock!”
*New RAW theme, with no superstars involved, keeping up with the mysterious draft*
*Opening Fireworks, the camera cuts to Jerry Lawler, and Good Ol-Legend J.R.*
Jim Ross: A huge welcome to RAW tonight everyone! It feels great to be back on a day like Today!
Jerry Lawler: And what a day today is, JR! It is going to be the one and only WWE draft!
Jim Ross: Not just any draft, King. A new, fresh start, draft! Every superstar is going to a new home, just in time for the show of shows, Wrestlemania!
Jerry Lawler: Well, I hope that all of the superstars aren't moving! There are some that I would like to stay on Raw!
Jim Ross: But that's another thing, King! The damn announcers,-- are being drafted as well!
Jerry Lawler: Oh my god!
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the show!
Eric Bischoff's music hits for the first time in a while, and we get mixed reactions from the crowd. Some don't even know who he is. He makes his way to the ring with a grin on his face.
Eric Bischoff: It's been a while, hasn't it?
Eric Bischoff: Listen up, Mr.Mcmahon has just appointed me - Eric Bischoff - headof the World Wrestling Entertainment Draft and Roster council.
Bischoff: Now, ah, alow me to tell everyone how this is going to work...
Bischoff: *Smirks, looks at crowd and nods*
Bischoff: The matches today mean nothing other than the fact that they are giving you people some suspense and entertainment.
Bischoff: See, the matches today assign people to random brands, that won't be permanent, and make them beat the crap out of eachother for a draft pick that you can "Ooo" and "Ah" at.
*Very Mixed, Some cheering, some heavy boo's*
Bischoff: The real, FINAL results are going to be posted on W-W-E.com TONIGHT!
Bischoff: Since I must lead the draft, I will be joining the commentators at ringside tonight. I figured I would introduce the next competitor, who truly needs no introduction. He hails from Newberry-Masachusettes!!
"Yo Time Is Up, My Time Is Now"
John Cena walks to the ring in his normal camo long shorts. He slaps the fans hands on the way to the ring, and takes his hat off, throwing it into the crowd.
Christian makes his way to the ring, his hand on forehead. He smirks, and casually enters to the fans cheers.
Christian vs John Cena, RAW vs SMACKDOWN pick.
The match is back and forth, with each of the wrestlers pulling off the signature moves they have in store. Midway through the match, Christian hits a huge kneedrop on the downed Cena, and he rolls outside of the ring. He slaps hands with fans while holding his head in pain. Christian climbs up on the turnbuckle, and pulls off a huge leap onto Cena from the outside, which he reverses, and turns into an Attidude Ajudsment, or F-U. He rolls Captain Charisma into the ring, and dominates for a period of time. The match ends with Cena making an attempt at a Five Knuckle Shuffle, but Christian rolling out of the way. Cena grasps his elbow in pain, as Christian jumps onto the ropes, and does a backflip on to Cena, pinning him for the three count.
Here is your winner, Christian!
* C break *
Christian is still in the ring, looking at the titantron.
Justin Roberts: The new, RAW draft pick - Trripple - H!
HHH walks to the center of the ramp, and stares at Charisma. They meet eyes, and he does his sginature pose, then turns back. We are then taken backstage, where Mr.Mcmahon is present.
McMahon: As all of you may have heard, ECW is returning as a brand.
Mcmahon: And I know, as much as you do that the last ECW was - almost - a complete FAAAAILLLLURRRE....
Mcmahon: But it's going to be different this time! ECW will be back, and better than ever! It will carry the WWE universe! It will be one of the greatest things to EVER happen to this goddamn buisness, this goddamn INDUSTRY. You mark my word...
* C break *
A video is shown for the recentley released DVD, "Masterlock - History of Chris Masters"
"I am perfectiiooon"
Dolph Ziggler walks out alongside Primo to massive heat from the crowd. He has a smile on his face, and a mic in his hand. Primo looks neutural. Ziggler enters the ring, Primo remains on the outside.
Dolph Ziggler: Hi...
Ziggler: ...I'm Dolph Ziggler.
Ziggler: And I don't really care about this match. It means nothing to me, means nothing to Primo. Every time we get in this rink, like it or not, we risk our lives.
Ziggler: So tonight, we aren't letting a Super Heavyweight-
"Weeeeeeelllll it's the Big Show!"
Big Show enters to a Pop. Ziggler smirks. He slaps hands with fans before getting in the ring.
Big Show vs Ziggler and Primo, Regular Tag, ECW vs Smackdown pick.
Ziggler starts the match by laying down in the ground, which gets heavy heat from the fans. Big Show just looks down at him for a while, before looking at the fans, which gets a pop. He picks Ziggler up, and chokeslams him for the pin.
Here is your winner, Big Show!
Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, ECW's draft pick... Michelle Mcool! The Womans Title is official property of.. ECW!
Mcool emerges, looking upset over the fact that Layla might not be drafted to ECW as well. She turns back before going down the ramp.
* C break *
A video recap of Christian and C.M Punk's victories at No Way Out are displayed, hyping C.M Punk in general. A WWE trivia screen then informs fans of all of the languages WWE Magazine is available in. We now are backstage, where C.M Punk has just crossed paths with Kane.
Kane eyes C.M Punk as they stare down, moving in a circle.
C.M Punk: Hey champ. I see that you got to take it easy this month. Being beaten by me means nothing, obviously, because I just won the United States championship. And my competition was the entire locker room. Let me tell you something, if you think that you can just sit back and relax, while I work as hard as I can, then still wield a more prestigious title than I do at the end of the month when the war between RAW and Smackdown goes to s***, then you have another thing coming, sir.
Kane grasps Punk's neck.
Kane: A victory with interference by Luke Gallows dosen't much add to your resume... Punk.
Punk: I'm sorry. I just figured a Super Heavyweight monster like yourself would be able to handle us. Guess I was wrong.
All of a sudden, Luke Gallows from the SES attacks Kane, and Punk does the same. They beat him down, and throw him onto a table. Gallows grabs a chair as they are joined by Joey Mercury. He prepares to smack Kane with int, when he kicks Gallows down with a big boot, and grabs Punk by the neck. He then gives him a choke-slam through the table, as mercury runs away, only to bump into his old tag team partner, John Morrison. The crowd pops seeing him.
John Morrison: In a hurry?
Mercury: Get out of my way...
Kane appears behind Mercury and grabs him, picks him up out of the air and literally throws him to the side, as Morrison walks away. We are then shown a Do Not Try This At Home video package.
* C Break *
John Morrison is in the ring. Two chairs are set up.
Morrison: Welcome to my new live interview segment... Madness, Mahogoney, Morrison.
*Fans laugh, Pop*
Morrison: I have a special guest for today's show! Welcome, Eric Bischoff!
Bischoff get's up off the announcing table and sits down on a chair.
Morrison: Welcome, welcome. Let's start this off, shall we? Y'know what I hate?
*Pop, and "What?"*
Morrison: Washed up members of the industry who should be retired. Who take up screen time. Who take away time for the future of the WWE to appear, and kick ass.
Bischoff: I'm sorry?
Morrison: "Draft Director" dosen't exactly sound like a job that is needed to be present... on screen. In place of a great match.
*More mixed reaction*
Bischoff: *laughs* I can't belive how much of a hypocrite you are, junior.
Morrison: How so? Please... do tell me.
Eric Bischoff: You sir, are complaining about worthless members of the industry like me appearing on screen, by having me appear on screen, right? Well think about this. If worthless wrestlers and managers shouldn't be out here right now on Monday...Night..Raw...
Bischoff: Then what the hell are you doing out here?
Morrison dropkicks Bischoff, leaving him on the ground. He stares into his eyes and smilies, signyfiying a heel turn, as we go to commercial.
* C Break *
Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and the recovering Bischoff are seen at the announcing table.
Ross: Eric, you were just part of a huge statement made by John Morrison! What do you have to say about that?
Bischoff: Guy want's to know why I am being featured? Lemme tell you something. Controversy creates, and always will create cash. And I am doing that by restarting the promotion. That brat's future lies with me.
Lawler: That's definetley something that Morrison should have considered when he was up there, J.R!
We cut backstage to see Miz walking through the halls in the direction of the ring. He looks really scared about something.
The arena goes black, and the fans are hysterical. The cheering dosen't stop for the Phenom, as the lights go back on and he is in the ring. He removes his hat and does his eye trick. The crowd is crazy.
"I am AWESOME"
Miz walks towards the arena. He looks really scared, as the fans boo the hell out of him. He gets into the ring and keeps his distance from 'Taker.
Miz vs Undertaker, ECW vs Smackdown pick
Undertaker starts the match off by walking towards Miz. Miz keeps a low profile, running away from the Deadman, often leaving the ring and returning at the eight or nine count. On one occasion, Miz attempts to escape again, only to be grabbed by the hand, as the crowd cheers. Undertaker walks on the red ropes and jumps off them, slamming Miz to the ground. He then follows through with a Chokeslam and Last Ride. Just as the Deadman is about to lock on his triangle hold, Alex Riley runs down the ramp and pulls Miz out. Bischoff is angered by this, and gets up, out of his seat.
Bischoff: I am hereby banning Alex Riley from ringside.
Just as Riley is leaving, the lights go off with a chime, and return again. Undertaker is now standing right behind Riley, who gives him a Boot to the back of the head. Miz has rolled back into the ring, as is now heavily breathing. Undertaker climbs up to the apron, but is attacked by Miz. The Phenom falls off the apron, and lands on his feet. Miz taunts him from in right, but he is shut up when Undertaker crosses his thumb over his neck, signyfiying that the end is near. He rolls into the ring, and Miz tries to give him a clothesline, but he ducks, runs and bounces off the ropes. He runs straight into Miz, and sets him up for a TombStone Piledriver. He executes it, and gets the three count.
Here is your winner, The Undertaker.
Justin Roberts: Smackdown's random pick.. is in the ring now! Theee Undertaker!
Alex Riley returns with the Nexus, complete with Micheal McGillicutty and Husky Harris, who hit the ring and attack Undertaker. He mangages to fight them all off, but not without recieving injuries. Miz grabs a mic.
Miz: These new guys, 'Taker. They are all skilled. They are... awesome... on their own. Without being three hundred pounds, or having some stupid gimmick like being a 'dead-man'. Your real name is Mark Callaway, and you are in your forties. You are very much alive.
Miz: An' I predict that at WrestleMania... one of these guys is gonna end your streak.
Miz's theme plays, and the Nexus, along with Alex Riley, leave.
Jerry Lawler: The full draft will be up tonight, on WWE.Com! Thanks for joining us for RAW!
End of show logo
Christian beat John Cena
Big Show beat Ziggler and Primo
Undertaker beat Miz
HHH was drafted to RAW
Michelle Mcool was drafted to ECW
Undertaker was drafted to Smackdown.
Expect the full rosters early tommorow.