Re: Elite Wrestling League
EWL Destiny 01
It... its a thing
Four weeks to go and it seems like it will be forever in the lead up to the beginning of EWL, kind of. Its Destiny week one in the lead up to Inception! EWL 001 will present it’s premiere show, but we have to find out what is going to go on the show, so without further ado, I present to you EWL Destiny 01... the preview. Hah, got you excited.
With just four weeks to go and everyone excited for what will hopefully be the beginning of a new era, we have a big show, no pun intended. With various superstars set to appear, we have some elite action ahead of us with many great matches set up. One thing that isn’t a match though, is where all the championships are going to go! That’s where Jonathon “The Coach” Coachman comes into play as he coaches the superstars in their future. With news on the Elite League Championship, the Supremacy Championship and the EWL Tag Team Championships, it’s going to be a big announcement. But don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably going to be very anticlimactic.
Of course, since it is going to be a wrestling show, there must be a couple of wrestling matches; probably more before it goes for two hours. Opening the show will be the big man, Marty Wright. Smart and silent, kind of crazy, the perfect combination for someone of Shane McMahon’s status. Formerly known as The Boogeyman, this man looks to make an impression as a wrestler. However, up in his face will be Ken Doane! The Doane Code is a devastating move, but done incorrectly could lose him the match, so he’s probably going to lose. No spoilers here though.
Next up, there will be a match between “Sugar” Shane Helms and Kevin Oakley. One, devoid of personality, but a great wrestler and the other a great personality, but, in this writer’s mind, a sub-par wrestler, let him prove me wrong!
After that, none other than the All-American Superstar taking on a member of the Anti-American Elitists in Lawrence Knight! Kurt Angle will be defending and representing his country once again as he attempts to overcome what will probably end up as a 1v5, but one thing is for sure, Darren Matthews will get involved! However, if Angle can win, that’s certainly going to put him into the title contention. Well, at least, that’s what we told him.
While all this is all exciting and junk, we have one of the more exciting matches with actually talented flyers. Unlike Shane Helms, these guys are young and actually have flair. The team of Supercrazy and Psichosis of the Anti-American Elite will take on two of the best members of our tag-team division. No, it’s not Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin, it’s Brian Kendrick and Paul London, and while it should be called Slice of London, they are Kendrick Calling.
And the main event! The big one! Shawn Michaels against... wait for it. Keep waiting for it. Actually, we don’t really know his opponent as of yet. We haven’t been told. We have been told it is someone on the announced roster, so with our luck it is probably going to be The Big Show, but we’ll have to wait and see. Hell, even with just him announced, it should be fun and interesting. Hopefully right.
And that rounds up what has been announced for the first week of Destiny! Tune in for all these great announcements, as a lot of stuff for Inception should be announced, but knowing the Coach, probably nothing. You’ll have to watch and find out. *Insert maniacal laughter here.*
So um yeah, this happened! Three years later it happened. I've got no way to describe this, except, probably two years till I put up the first show! However, record-breaking legitimate bump?
Oh and different writing style for preview because bored. KTHNXBAI.
I need a new signature.