“The Return of Xtreme!”
SEGMENT 1 9:00
The XPW Logo flashes on screen before the camera cuts to a sold out ECW Arena. The crowd appears to be in a near riot as Paul Heyman and Kevin Sullivan are making there way down to the ring. The crowd is chanting “ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!”
“It’s not ECW! ECW failed! This is XPW! Xtreme Professional Fucking Wrestling!”
The crowd again goes wild at the sound of Paul Heyman’s voice. They follow his orders and start chanting “XPW! XPW! XPW!”
“Well, well, well. Paul you were right, this is the best crowd in pro wrestling!”
“Your damn right it is! And boy are they in for a treat! You see fans this is just the beginning. XPW is going to take off and be the wrestling organization you’ve been missing for almost ten years!”
“That’s right! Myself and Paul are going to give you the wrestling you’ve been craving. Now we know its Xtreme Pro Wrestling, but its not going to be like the last Xtreme.”
“Don’t get us wrong, there will be blood, barbed wire, and plenty of it, but there will also be wrestling! Real wrestling! We will use the winning mix that made ECW so freaking popular.”
“Speaking of wrestling, enough bull shit from us, lets get this show on the road! First off let me introduce to you the broadcast team! The one man show himself! Joey Styles!”
The crowd goes even crazier than before as Joey Styles appears in the arena and takes his seat at the broadcast table.
“That’s right! Vince just shit his pants! Joey Styles is under contract! But we don’t give a fuck! Sue us! We got a money man! Sue us!”
Kevin Sullivan takes the mic from Paul Heyman and urges him out of the ring before his mouth gets the company in any more legal trouble than it already has.
SEGMENT 2 9:12
“All right fans let me take this chance to number one say it feels good to be back! And number two to officially welcome you to the very first issue of XPW, Xtreme Professional Wrestling’s WAR! We are coming into your homes live on the internet via you tube. There is no weekly pay per view here, this is free, doesn’t cost you a dime, and can be replayed at any time. Wow, I feel like Joel Gertner on a rhyme! But enough of that, to the ring for our first math up of the night!”
TAJIRI VS KID KASH
“Making his way to the ring first, from Johnson City, TN, Kid Kash! And his opponent coming to us all the way from Japan! Tajiri!
“Odd, no entrance music for Tajiri……. Wait? Where the hell is Tajiri?”
The ref, ring announcer, and Kid Kash all look confused as they stand in the ring looking up the ramp for Tajiri.
“Folks, I’m told there is a fight that has broken out in the back! This just goes to show you here on XPW you never know what the hell to expect and it would be fitting that our first official match doesn’t even get started in the ring!”
The cameras flash to the back where Tajiri is being attacked by Super Crazy! It appears Super Crazy has the upper hand because Tajiri is covered in blood! The two are battling it out in the parking lot! It appears Tajiri never got in the arena before his old rival Super Crazy jumped him!
Super crazy continues his assault on Tajiri slamming him from car to car. Every time Tajiri begins to stand up, he is hit again with another one of Super Crazy’s vicious kicks. Out of no where Kid Kash does a moonsault off a near by eighteen wheeler trailer onto Super Crazy and Tajiri sending all three men crashing to the ground!
“OOOHH MMMYYY GOD! Where did Kash come from! All three men are out cold! We need security back there and the paramedics!”
SEGMENT 3 9:24
“Welcome back fans to War and what a way to kick things off. If you are just joining us we were supposed to have our debut match featuring Tajiri and Kid Kash but apparently Super Crazy jumped Kid Kash in the back before Tajiri could get to the ring. Like I said fans it just goes to show you anything can happen here in XPW.”
“Holler If Ya Here Me”
“Folks making his way to the ring Scott Steiner! The belt you see around his waist is the WWC, World Wrestling Council Heavyweight title.”
“What you people are looking at is a real champion! A world champion! So why don’t you shut the fuck up and show the big bad booty daddy some respect!”
The crowd goes wild in a series of boos mixed in with a few cheers.
“Paul Heyman called me and said he was looking for someone to be his world champion, well here I am! You see you people have never seen anyone like me, I am a genetic freak, a man among little boys. You see tonight is just the start of my reign of dominance. The beginning of Steiner Nation, I will be the first and last XPW champion. Yeah, yeah that’s right, let me make it simple for this imbed fucks in the front row, tonight I fight in the semi final match, then in a few weeks I fight, and I win the XPW world heavyweight title.”
“Well, well, boy was Carlito pleased to get here to step of the red eye from Puerto Rico to Philly to find out I was fighting Big Poppa Roid tonight!”
“You shut the hell up boy!”
“Calm down, calm down. You see I’m really not here to win the XPW title, I mean I wouldn’t wanna get in the way of your Poppa nation, I just came for that belt, my fathers belt. You left before your contract was up, and you left with our world title.”
“Come get it bitch! This is my belt!”
“Oh don’t worry Scotty, you see win, loose, or draw tonight in our match, I will take that title back home where it belongs. So why don’t you holler if ya here Carlito!”
Carlito’s entrance music hits and he walks back out of the arena with a smirk on his face.
“Well there you have it, Carlito Colon has came a long way after his fathers title, for those of you who aren’t familiar his father runs an organization it Puerto Rico, the WWC and apparently he isn’t happy that Steiner left with the world title.”
SEGMENT 4 9:35
As War comes back from break the two wrestlers are in the ring ready to go.
RAVEN VS MARCUS “BUFF” BAGWELL
The match starts out with Bagwell on the offense, for the first few minutes in appears that he is having his way with Raven. But Raven takes his time and gets the upper hand as soon as Bagwell got cocky. It doesn’t take Raven long before he has brought a steel cage into the mix. He hits Bagwell with at least six stiff chair shots to the head. He gets the easy 1,2,3, over Bagwell for the victory.
As Raven walks off the camera picks up him mumbling “Go to hell Tommy, go to hell” over and over again.
“Well not a very impressive debut by Buff daddy here in XPW and what the hell is Raven talking about? Tommy Dreamer? They just had the match to end all matches, what more could Raven want with Dreamer?”
SEGMENT 5 9:47
Steve Corino, C.W. Anderson, and Lance Cade make there way to the ring all dressed in jeans, dress shirts, and cowboy hats.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to give you this chance to welcome the three greatest wrestlers in XPW history to the ring.”
The crowd starts to boo.
“First off to my right, this man takes no prisoners, he is as tuff as they get, I mean after all he is an Anderson! C.W. Anderson! And to my left, this man was trained by the legendary Shawn Michaels, Cowboy Lance Cade! And last but certainly not least, he is a former world heavyweight champion, he is the old school ledged, he is Steve Cori…”
The Nasty Boys appear at the top of the entrance ramp.
“Old school? Hell Naggs I thought these guys were the jobbers Heyman said we were wrestling tonight!”
“Jobbers? Look you fat son of a bitch I am Steve Corino! Mr. Old School! And beside me is the greatest and soon to be XPW Tag Team Champions Lance Cade and C.W. Anderson!”
“Whatever kid, your in our way for the belts, we will kick all three of your asses if we have to!”
The Nasty Boys make there way to the ring.
“All right fans I’m being told from the back that this match up is indeed for the vacant XPW Tag Team Titles so here we go! Our first title match up here on War!”
LANCE CADE & C.W. ANDERSON VS THE NASTY BOYS
VACANT XPW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
Cade and Anderson waste no time welcoming Saggs and Knobbs into the XPW ring. It doesn’t take long for them to make Saggs and Knobbs look tired and old. Anderson and Saggs are the legal men in the ring. C.W. hits Saggs with a nasty stiff spine buster. It appears he is going to get the 1,2,3 but out of no where Knobbs comes in the ring with a Singapore cane! He hits Anderson five or six times over his head. A welt appears almost instantly and blood starts to roll from Anderson’s eye brow. Knobbs follows up with a stiff kick to the gut and slings Anderson out of the ring.
Lance Cade is on his way in for the save but he is also met with a cane shot to the head. By now the cane is weakened and breaks over Cade’s head. Cade goes after Knobbs but is hit in the back with a steel chair at the hands of Jerry Saggs sending Cade crashing to the floor. 1,2,3 Knobbs gets the pin. New XPW Tag Team Champions!
“Wow I didn’t see that one coming! What an impressive victory for the veterans! The nasties have been around forever and I gotta admit its kinda cool to see them win! Ladies and gentlemen your new tag team champs!”
SEGMENT 6 10:05
“Eye Of The Tiger”
“Okay fan’s I gotta be honest I am a little confused here, um, my program says that on there way to the ring now is Haas Angle? Booker B? Hell it looks to me like its Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas? I guess lets see what they have to say!”
“This is a bunch of crap! I am a freakin’ Olympic gold medalist! I’m Kurt freakin’ Angle! I came here to your fake wrestling show and you hang a man on a cross? This is trash, garbage, I’m leaving! This sucks!”
“Succckkkaaa! Tell me you didn’t jus’ say dat!”
“It’s true Booker! It’s true! They hung a man on a cross! It was sick! Disgusting! Heyman is a piece of shit!”
“Don’t hate tha’ playa! Hate the……”
Lights go out in the arena.
The lights come back on and The Sandman is in the ring, beer in one hand, cane in the other. He cracks Booker B. and Haas Angle in the head over and over again with the cane chasing them out of the ring! He then does his traditional beer salute to the fans.
“What the hell have those two been smoking? I didn’t see Rob Van Dam’s name on the card but apparently they got high with him before they came out here tonight. But anyway as always its good to see The Sandman out here doing what he does best, and yes here in XPW he can bring a beer out to the ring with him!”
SEGMENT 7 10:15
Camera goes to backstage where Paul Heyman and Kevin Sullivan are sitting in an office.
“That’s it, it’s a done deal.”
“Hahahaha awesome, but what about the no compete clause?”
“60 more days left on it, but that is fine, gives us time to get ready for him!”
“God I love having money to burn!”
SEGMENT 8 10:21
“All right fans its time for one of two big match ups tonight to determine the number one contender for the XPW World Heavyweight title. Lets go ringside for the introductions.”
Sabu makes his way down to the ring with Bill Alfonso at his side to a huge applause from the crowd.
“The Final Countdown”
Bryan Danielson steps through the curtains to a huge ovation from the crowd. It appears his time up north has only added to his popularity with the wrestling world.
SABU VS BRYAN DANIELSON
XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOT
The match starts off slow with both men feeling each other out, seeing what the others next move will be. It is apparent both men have a lot of respect for each other and realize just how dangerous the other can be. Sabu finally picks up the pace first and starts flying around the ring attacking Danielson. Even at Sabu’s age he can still go and is still lightning fast in the ring. It doesn’t have long for Sabu to have Danielson down in the ring. He is quick to capitalize and head outside the ring for some sort of weapon.
Sabu has a table out from under the ring and is setting it up to try what appears to be one of his dangerous high flying moves when out of no where Danielson comes flying off the ring apron with a flying European upper cut that sends himself and Sabu crashing through the table and onto the arena floor. Danielson is quickly up and is kicking Sabu repeatedly in the face over and over again! Bill Alfonso jumps in between the two men to try and save Sabu but he too is thrown to the floor. Danielson is still on the offense as he picks Sabu up and drags him back into the ring.
The focus and speed of Danielson is mind blowing, he realizes he is in the ring with a dangerous man and wants to waste no time! Out of no where he hits his submission the cattle mutilation! He has it locked in strong but Sabu is refusing to tap out! How much pain can Sabu withstand? It appears he has fainted from the pain? Wait? The ref is calling the match! He is declaring Bryan Danielson the winner!
“I don’t believe this! Sabu never tapped! But it is plain to see he is out cold! What threshold for pain Sabu must have. Danielson had to be close to pulling Sabu’s arms out of socket. So there you have it folks your first number one contender The American Dragon, Bryan Danielson but I got a bad, bad feeling Sabu isn’t going to be very happy about this lose.”
SEGMENT 9 10:45
When the camera comes back live Carlito Colon is already in the ring and Scott Steiner’s entrance music is playing but Steiner is no where to be scene. Suddenly out of know where Steiner jumps out of the crowd and nails Carlito in the back of the head with a steel chair!
CARLITO COLON VS SCOTT STIENER
XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOT
Carlito is out cold, he never saw Steiner coming. The ref rings the bell just as Scott Steiner locks on the Steiner recliner on Carlito. It takes a good minute before Carlito comes too enough to realize he is beaten and needs to tap out. Tap he does! Scott Steiner is the winner.
Steiner throws Carlito down onto the mat and motions for a mic to be thrown his way.
“I told you, you nappy headed son of a bitch that I was gonna beat your ass tonight! You people are looking at your future new worlds heavyweight champion! Holler if ya…..”
Before Steiner can finish his rant two men dressed in masks close line Steiner from behind. One looks to weight near 300lbs, the other maybe 400lbs? Both appear to be of Samoan decent judging by there build and skin color. They beat Steiner down in the ring leaving him unconscious and bloody. As they continue to beat Steiner Carlito has retrieved Steiner’s WWC World Title from ringside and has a mic in hand.
“No, you’re the stupid son of a bitch, I told you that one way or another I was leaving with this belt tonight, and that is what I am doing. I will be back to settle this you worthless bastard!”
Carlito along with the two masked men exit through the crowd as War goes off the air.