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WWE: The Evolution Of Greed

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greed (grēd)
n. An excessive desire to acquire or possess more than what one needs or deserves, especially with respect to material wealth:
"Many... attach to competition the stigma of selfish greed"
(Henry Fawcett)
WWE: The Evolution Of Greed​

~Backstory~​

December 3, 2006 – Mere hours after the conclusion of the disastrous ECW brand pay-per-view, December To Dismember, Vince McMahon is faced with the task of admitting failure on his resurrection of ECW. With Paul Heyman tendering his resignation due to the creative direction of the show, Spike TV officials unhappy regarding dwindling TV ratings, former ECW wrestlers complaining at the tarnishing of the legacy they helped build and the prospect of a humiliating pay-per-view buyrate set to be revealed, Vince is forced to call time on the ECW brand.

December 5, 2006 – It is announced that ECW will not survive into the new year. The December 26th episode, scheduled to be a “Best of ECW 2006” show, will be the last episode of ECW on Sci-Fi. The other five participants in the extreme elimination chamber, Rob Van Dam, CM Punk, Hardcore Holly, Test and former champion Big Show would face off to determine who would face new champion Bobby Lashley on the December 19th episode. Many members of the current ECW roster naturally fear for their jobs within the company, with it seeming only the main eventers of the brand guaranteed jobs in the near future.

December 17, 2006 – The Armageddon pay-per-view arrives, with the card needing the help of Raw superstars to drive the storylines heading into the show. Many feuds were wrapped up, including the Hardy Boyz/MNM feud, the Booker T/John Cena feud that started at Cyber Sunday and the Mr Kennedy/Undertaker and MVP/Kane feuds would also come to a close. A portion of the card would be devoted to the ECW Championship, with Bobby Lashley declaring in an interview that as an impending free agent, he and the rest of the ECW roster would soon be making a decision with regards to what brand they would be joining.

~Armageddon Results~

Kane def. Montel Vontavious Porter in an inferno match

The Holligans def. The Bluebloods, MNM and the Hardy Boyz in a ladder match to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship

The Boogeyman def. The Miz

Chris Benoit def. Chavo Guerrero to retain the United States Championship

Gregory Helms def. Jimmy Wang Yang to retain the Cruiserweight Championship

The Undertaker def. Mr Kennedy in a Last Ride Match

Batista and John Cena def. King Booker and Finlay

December 18, 2006 – On Raw the following night, a 30 man battle royal would see Edge emerge victorious, earning him a WWE Championship match with John Cena later in the evening. However, the title match would be riddled with interference, leading to a six man tag featuring Cena and DX against Edge, Randy Orton and Rated-RKO’s newest recruit Kenny Dykstra. Elsewhere, Umaga would continue his wave of destruction in a squash match victory, Carlito and Chris Masters would continue their feud during a ringside brawl, while Johnny Nitro and Melina would hype up the January 1st appearance of Kevin Federline.

December 19, 2006 - The penultimate episode of ECW on Sci-Fi airs, with former champion Big Show challenging Bobby Lashley for the ECW Championship in what was Show’s last match for the foreseeable future. Lashley would pick up the win, retaining the title, however the future of the championship remains in the balance. Elsewhere, ECW Originals Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and Sandman would all make appearances, while Rob Van Dam and CM Punk would steal the show with a great match, with both men shaking hands afterwards. Also on this date it is announced that the scheduled New Year’s Revolution pay-per-view has been cancelled, with little reason given for doing so.

December 22, 2006 – Over on Smackdown, Batista would defeat Sylvan Grenier, who dressed as Santa Claus for the night, while King Booker and Finlay looked to bounce back in a tag team effort against The Brother’s of Destruction. Chris Benoit would again defend the United States Championship against Chavo Guerrero, while Joey Mercury would appear with a mangled face suffered at the hands of Matt Hardy during the ladder match at Armageddon. Due to the injury suffered by Mercury, plus the “second degree burns” MVP was subjected to at Armageddon, JBL launches a campaign from the announce desk to have Teddy Long removed from his position as Smackdown general manager. In the main event, Kane and The Undertaker made quick work of Booker and Finlay.

December 25, 26 and 29, 2006 – With Raw presenting Christmas in Baghdad, ECW reminiscing over its 6-month run and Smackdown having a “Best of 2006” show, the WWE ended 2006 in a sombre mood, with the demise of ECW only adding to the company-wide dejected feeling. Surely things could only get better in 2007?​


~Rosters~
As of June 2nd, 2007

~Monday Night Raw~

~Champions~

WWE Champion; Rob Van Dam
ECW Champion; Rob Van Dam *Title Retired*
Intercontinental Champion; Kenny Dykstra
World Tag Team Champions; The World's Greatest Tag Team
Women’s Champion; Beth Phoenix



~Raw Roster~

Bobby Lashley
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Chris Masters
Claudio Cesaro
CM Punk
Cody Rhodes
Ezekiel Jackson
Hardcore Holly
Harry Smith
Jeff Hardy
JTG
John Cena
John Morrison
Kenny Dykstra
Lance Cade
Mike Knox
Nick Dinsmore
Randy Orton
Ric Flair
Rob Conway
Rob Van Dam
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Shad Gaspard
Shawn Michaels
Shelton Benjamin
Super Crazy
Sylvester Terkay
Trevor Murdoch
Triple H - Currently Inactive
Tyson Kidd
Val Venis


~Divas~

Beth Phoenix
Candice Michelle
Kelly Kelly - Currently Managing The Straight Edge Saints
Maria
Natalya Neidhart - Currently Managing The Hart Legacy
Melina – Currently Managing Chris Masters
Mickie James
Torrie Wilson – Currently Managing Kenny Dykstra
Victoria


~Tag Teams and Stables~

Cryme Tyme; JTG and Shad Gaspard
The Hart Legacy; Harry Smith and Tyson Kidd
The Highlanders; Robbie and Rory McAllister
The ******* Wrecking Crew; Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
The Straight Edge Saints; CM Punk and Nick Dinsmore
The World’s Greatest Tag Team; Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin


~Personnel~

Brooke Adams; Vince McMahon’s Executive Assistant
Jerry Lawler; Colour Commentator
Jim Ross; Play-by-play Announcer
Joey Styles; Play-by-play Announcer
Lillian Garcia; Ring Announcer
Linda McMahon; WWE Chief Executive Officer
Matt Striker; Colour Commentator
Mick Foley; Makes Occasional Appearances
Shane McMahon; Makes Occasional Appearances
Steve Austin; Makes Occasional Appearances
Todd Grisham; Backstage Interviewer
Vince McMahon; Chairman Of The Board



~Friday Night Smackdown~

~Champions~

World Heavyweight Champion; Edge
United States Champion; Matt Hardy
WWE Tag Team Champions; The New Breed
Cruiserweight Champion; Bryan Danielson



~Roster~

Batista
Big Vito
Brian Kendrick
Bryan Danielson
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Benoit
Daivari
Dave Taylor
Doug Williams
Edge
Elijah Burke
Finlay
Funaki
Gregory Helms
Jamie Noble
Joey Mercury
Jimmy Wang Yang
Kane
King Booker
Mark Henry
Matt Hardy
Montel Vontavious Porter
Monty Brown
Mr. Kennedy
Nunzio
Paul Burchill
Paul London
Rey Mysterio
Rene Dupree
Sabu
Santino Marella
Scotty-2-Hotty
Shannon Moore
Sylvain Grenier
Test
The Miz
The Sandman
The Undertaker - Currently Inactive
Tommy Dreamer
Tony Mamaluke
Umaga - Currently Suspended
William Regal


~Divas~

Ashley Massaro – Currently Managing The Hooligans
Jillian Hall
Layla - Currently Managing The New Breed
Maryse - Currently Managing La Resistance
Michelle McCool – Currently Managing The Miz
Kristal Marshall
Queen Sharmell – Currently Managing King Booker
Trinity - Currently Managing The Full Blooded Italians
Vickie Guerrero – Currently Managing Chavo Guerrero


~Tag Teams and Stables~

La Resistance; Rene Dupree and Sylvain Grenier
The Asian ********; Funaki and Jimmy Wang Yang
The Bluebloods; Dave Taylor, Paul Burchill and William Regal
The Coachman Coalition; King Booker, Mark Henry and Montel Vontavious Porter
The Extremists; Sabu, The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer
The Full Blooded Italians; Big Vito, Nunzio, Santino Marella and Tony Mamaluke
The Hooligans; Brian Kendrick and Paul London
The New Breed; Elijah Burke and Monty Brown


~Personnel~

Armando Alejandro Estrada; Currently Managing Umaga
Little Bastard; Currently Associated With Finlay
Jonathan Coachman; Currently Managing The Coachman Coalition
John Bradshaw Layfield; Colour Commentator
Josh Matthews; Backstage Interviewer
Justin Roberts; Ring Announcer
Michael Cole; Play-by-play Commentator
Paul Bearer; Currently Managing The Undertaker
Tazz; Colour Commentator
Theodore Long; General Manager
Tony Chimel; Ring Announcer



~Pay-Per-View and Special Show Archive~

Royal Rumble - January 28th 2007 - AT&T Centre; San Antonio, Texas
Monday Night Raw : Night Of Champions - February 5th 2007 - Tyson Events Center; Sioux City, Iowa
No Way Out - February 18th 2007 - American Airlines Arena; Miami, Florida
Saturday Night's Main Event - March 3rd 2007 - Madison Square Garden; New York, New York
Wrestlemania XXIII - April 1st 2007 - Ford Field; Detroit, Michigan
Backlash - April 29th 2007 - FedEx Forum; Memphis, Tennessee
Judgment Day - May 20th 2007 - iPayOne Center; San Diego, California
Saturday Night's Main Event : 2007 King of the Ring - June 2nd 2007 - TD Banknorth Garden; Boston, Massachusetts
 
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~WWE Royal Rumble News, Notes and Spoilers~

With the Royal Rumble match being one of the most anticipated matches of the WWE calendar, many potential winners have been put forward to the creative team, but as always the final decision will lie with Vince McMahon himself. However, several names have gained favour backstage to emerge victorious, none more so than the name of Bobby Lashley. The current ECW Champion has been on a mega push for the last six months or so, and he could be set to see his push come to fruition with a main event match at Wrestlemania. However, in recent months crowds at WWE live events haven't been responding particularly favourably to Lashley, with boos painfully audible during recent episodes of Raw. While a split crowd has never stopped Vince pushing John Cena to the WWE Championship in the past, a similar push for Lashley may not be considered, especially with Cena still the top dog on Raw.

Another name strongly being considered is that of Shawn Michaels. With the start of his slow burning feud with Triple H in recent weeks, Michaels is being considered as a Rumble winner, possibly setting up a Michaels/Triple H main event at Wrestlemania. That of would mean Triple H becoming WWE Champion at some point between now and Wrestlemania, but the feud could still be elevated to championship status. The Game himself has also been looking to use his influence backstage to push himself to the main event, with a win tonight for Triple H a strong possibility.

The two favourites over on Smackdown so far are The Undertaker and Mr. Kennedy. Tonight appears set to be a huge night in particular for Kennedy, with he being considered for one of the marquee matches at 'Mania 23. Even if he doesn't win, expect a big performance from Kennedy tonight, and for him to work his way into title contention come Wrestlemania time. Also expected to leave the Rumble looking strong is MVP, although his absence from TV over the last month means a win tonight is very unlikely. Although shown as a favourite on TV, there is very little chance of The Deadman winning tonight, with creative feeling the mere presence of his legendary 'Wrestlemania Streak' enough to carry a marquee feud come 'Mania 23.

Speaking of The Undertaker and Wrestlemania 23, his opponent is still to be determined. So far there are no plans to start his 'Mania feud tonight, with creative feeling waiting until No Way Out in three weeks time a more likely place for the feud to start.

One final note regarding the Royal Rumble match is the possibility of a first happening during the match tonight. With tonight being the 20th anniversary of the match, one thought has been to have the Number 30 entrant finally win. That would place Edge in position to win, with many feeling his fantastic work with John Cena over the last year worthy of a Rumble victory. Edge's current Rated-RKO teammate Randy Orton is also an outside shot to win, with Orton looking to break back into the main event after not being near a heavyweight championship since last year's Wrestlemania where he lost to Rey Mysterio in a triple threat match also featuring Kurt Angle.

In the WWE Championship match, Rob Van Dam is being heavily leaned on to carry John Cena to a great match. Van Dam it seems is very much back in favour with management after being demoted due to his drugs burst last summer. It appears all is forgiven now, and Van Dam is set to once again be involved in the championship picture. A win for Van Dam is being strongly considered, especially since it appears Cena is set to meet Vince McMahon in some sort of fashion at 'Mania. It could be that Vince and Cena clash over a title feud, although putting the strap on RVD tonight through some sort of screw job by Vince is one idea being tossed around by creative.

Elsewhere on Raw, Kenny Dykstra looks set to take the Intercontinental Championship from Jeff Hardy tonight. Ever since the departure of his fellow Spirit Squad members, Dykstra has been elevated due to his association with Edge and Randy Orton. The concussion angle that took place on Monday night is set to be used in one of two ways. The concussion will either be used as an excuse for Jeff's defeat tonight, or to give Jeff a heroic victory, setting up a rematch, most likely to take place in eight days time during the Raw 'Night Of Champions' three hour special. Either way, expect Dykstra to pick up the strap soon, although tonight way still be considered too early for the youngster.

Over on Smackdown, anything other than a Batista victory tonight would be a huge surprise. Although considered a great worker and a valuable member of the roster, the veteran Finlay is not being considered for a World Heavyweight Championship run any time soon. However, a solid performance from Finlay tonight could see him gain a solid spot on the 'Mania undercard, with Finlay being touted as an early option to face The Undertaker.

There haven't been too many rumours regarding the United States Championship match other than it is the heavy favourite to open the show. Test has been on a strong push lately, and it would be no surprise to see him head into 'Mania as a heel US Champ, especially if Batista retains tonight. However, the safe bet is for Benoit to hold onto his title.

As of right now, there are no plans for any special appearances tonight. One thought was to include Bryan Danielson someway on the show, however that idea was nixed in favour of saving his debut for an upcoming episode of Smackdown. The speculation of who Mr. McMahon was talking to on the phone last Monday night is to this point a strongly guarded secret, with nothing put pure speculation with regards to the identity of the mystery caller.



*****

And that's the final post from me before the show is posted. I'm aiming for Sunday night, but it may be some time later in the week. Anyway, here's the prediction template for anyone who fancies making a last minute prediction. :eek:

Predication Template

Royal Rumble Match
Bobby Lashley, Brian Kendrick, Carlito, Charlie Haas, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, CM Punk, Edge, Gregory Helms, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Kane, King Booker, Lance Cade, Matt Hardy, Mr. Kennedy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Paul London, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Sabu, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, The Sandman, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Trevor Murdoch, Triple H, Umaga

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista vs. Finlay

WWE Championship Match
John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

Intercontinental Championship Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kenny Dykstra

United States Championship Match
Chris Benoit vs. Test


Bonus Points
Predict the match order.
How many championships will change hands?
Which superstar will remain in the Royal Rumble Match the longest?
Which superstar will spend the shortest amount of time in the Royal Rumble Match?
Name the final four superstars in the Royal Rumble Match.
Which superstars will enter the Royal Rumble match as entrants 1 and 2?
Which superstar will make the most eliminations in the Royal Rumble Match?
Which superstar will be the first eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match?
Which superstar will be the last eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match?
How long will the Royal Rumble Match last?
Will there be any surprise appearances tonight?
 
#53 ·
5. Royal Rumble Match
Bobby Lashley, Brian Kendrick, Carlito, Charlie Haas, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, CM Punk, Edge, Gregory Helms, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Kane, King Booker, Lance Cade, Matt Hardy, Mr. Kennedy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Paul London, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Sabu, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, The Sandman, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Trevor Murdoch, Triple H, Umaga

2. World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista vs. Finlay

4. WWE Championship Match
John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

3. Intercontinental Championship Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kenny Dykstra

1. United States Championship Match
Chris Benoit vs. Test


Bonus Points
Predict the match order. Look up top.
How many championships will change hands? 1
Which superstar will remain in the Royal Rumble Match the longest? Triple H
Which superstar will spend the shortest amount of time in the Royal Rumble Match? Trevor Murdoch
Name the final four superstars in the Royal Rumble Match. HBK, HHH, Lashley, Edge
Which superstars will enter the Royal Rumble match as entrants 1 and 2? Nitro and London
Which superstar will make the most eliminations in the Royal Rumble Match? Lashley
Which superstar will be the first eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match? The Miz
Which superstar will be the last eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match? Edge
How long will the Royal Rumble Match last? 62:00
Will there be any surprise appearances tonight? Yes. Mick Foley as a surprise entrant.
 
#54 ·
I've been skimming through your latest shows and I have to say I like them a lot. I'm definitely gonna try to check this thread out more and I'll give you some feedback on the PPV when it's up.

Royal Rumble Predictions

5. Royal Rumble Match
Bobby Lashley, Brian Kendrick, Carlito, Charlie Haas, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, CM Punk, Edge, Gregory Helms, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Kane, King Booker, Lance Cade, Matt Hardy, Mr. Kennedy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Paul London, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Sabu, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, The Sandman, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Trevor Murdoch, Triple H, Umaga
-Lashley is just looking very strong. ECW Champion vs. WWE Champion at WM would be awesome!

3. World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista vs. Finlay
-I can't see Finlay winning the World Title, especially this close to WrestleMania.

4. WWE Championship Match
John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam
-I really thought about picking RVD for a great comeback, but I think Cena main eventing WrestleMania is the better choice over RVD so I'm going with him.

2. Intercontinental Championship Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Kenny Dykstra
-With Hardy injured, this is the perfect time for Dykstra to take advantage and pick up a victory. He seems like he's getting a push with the Rated-RKO thing.

1. United States Championship Match
Chris Benoit vs. Test
-I don't think he'll drop the title to Test.

Bonus Points
Predict the match order. See above
How many championships will change hands? 1
Which superstar will remain in the Royal Rumble Match the longest? HBK
Which superstar will spend the shortest amount of time in the Royal Rumble Match? Miz
Name the final four superstars in the Royal Rumble Match. HBK, Edge, Lashley, & Kennedy
Which superstars will enter the Royal Rumble match as entrants 1 and 2? Punk & Benjamin
Which superstar will make the most eliminations in the Royal Rumble Match? Umaga
Which superstar will be the first eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match? Cade
Which superstar will be the last eliminated from the Royal Rumble Match? Edge
How long will the Royal Rumble Match last? 62:30
Will there be any surprise appearances tonight? Yes if the McMahons count
 
#55 ·
Raw and Smackdown Present;
~WWE ROYAL RUMBLE~
January 28th, 2007
AT&T Centre; San Antonio, Texas





*Opening Video*

We start with footage of various classic Royal Rumble matches, the ring full of Superstars...

Narrator: For 20 years, 30 men have chased a dream...

We now see some classic Rumble moments, starting with Shawn Michaels dumping The British Bulldog over the top rope and then collapsing to his knees in victory...

Narrator: 30 men have fought for greatness...

Triple H returning in 2002 and last eliminating Kurt Angle before celebrating in the ring...

Narrator: 30 men have chased their place in the annals of time.

Quick-fire shots of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's three Rumble wins, 1997, 1998 and 2001...

Narrator: They crave immortality...

We now see shots from last year's Royal Rumble, starting with Shane McMahon eliminating Shawn Michaels...

Narrator: They seek prominence...

The iconic image of Rey Mysterio headscissoring Randy Orton over the top rope to claim victory...

Narrator: But only one...

Rapid-fire images of eliminations, with bodies crashing to the floor as the pace of the video quickens...

Narrator: Will fulfil their destiny.

We now see stadium-wide shots of past Wrestlemania's, with the flashing lights and pyro displays of yesteryear...

Narrator: But what is their destiny?

We now cut to a dark room, a piercing light shining down upon a figure. This figure has his back to us, but he soon turns to reveal Triple H...

Narrator: Is it to be the best in the game?

Cut to the image of John Cena staring deep into the camera, pulling his cap down over his eyes to return the screen to darkness...

Narrator: Is it to fight for what they cherish most?

Batista now stands, shadow boxing, every fist thrown dashing in and out of darkness and light...

Narrator: Is it to prove why they are a champion?

Through the shadows we see Matt Hardy pour a bottle of water over his head, shaking his head, sending water flying through the light...

Narrator: Is it to show they belong?

Mr. Kennedy stares at the ceiling, drops of water slowly falling on him in place of the microphone he reaches for...

Narrator: Is to take that next step towards greatness?

We now see someone bowed deep in prayer. The man slowly raises his head into the light to show it's Shawn Michaels...

Narrator: Is it to make boyhood dreams come true?

The screen turns black until a swipe of Umaga's thumb draws a red light through the darkness...

Narrator: Or is it to make reality of our nightmares?

The pace of the video now quickens, starting with Finlay taking air shots with his shillelagh...

Narrator: Is Wrestlemania in your destiny?

Cut to The Undertaker raising his head, his hat slowly revealing his eyes...

Narrator: Will you be the one to fulfil your destiny?

Edge stares into the darkness, running his fingers through his hair...

Narrator: Do you control your destiny?

A door swings open, the light from inside the room showing us Ric Flair stepping into the darkness...

Narrator: Or does your destiny...

John Cena and Rob Van Dam, stood infront of each other, both staring into the distance, neither man capable of seeing the other...

Narrator: Control you?

Finally, the opening pyro display of Wrestlemania 22, in slow motion, before we fade to darkness.

We now hear the engine roar of a car, before the rapidly passing yellow lines of a road flash before us, a computer graphic version of the Detroit skyline and the Wrestlemania 23 logo in the distance...


Narrator: And now, the Road to Wrestlemania begins as Raw and Smackdown present... THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!



We cut into the arena for a mega burst of pyro, with the crowd going wild. The official Royal Rumble theme, 'Drones' by Rise Against blares out as the camera spans the arena, capturing the big time feel of the evening before we finally settle on the Raw announce desk to hear from Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler...

Jim Ross: Welcome everybody to the twentieth annual Royal Rumble!! The AT&T Centre in San Antonio, Texas is jam packed, for what promises to be a memorable night in WWE history! I'm Jim Ross, alongside Jerry 'The King' Lawler, we are at ringside all set to call the action from Monday Night Raw!

Jerry Lawler: And I can't wait to see it! Tonight, John Cena defends the WWE Championship against 'Mr. Monday Night' Rob Van Dam! And not only that, we're gonna find out who has the main event of Wrestlemania 23 in their destiny! It's gonna be a huge night!

Jim Ross: Cena and Van Dam, it's gonna be a slobberknocker that's for sure! Also tonight folks, we are scheduled to have an Intercontinental Championship match between Jeff Hardy and Kenny Dykstra, but King, we still don't know if Jeff Hardy has been medically cleared to compete here tonight after that heinous con-chair-to he suffered last Monday night.

Jerry Lawler: Well J.R., we've been callin' Jeff Hardy matches for a long time now. That kid has more guts than brains sometimes. I just hope that if the doctors haven't cleared Jeff to compete tonight, he does the right thing and listens to 'em.

Jim Ross: What a night it's gonna be folks! The Royal Rumble! Will it be a Raw Superstar who is the last man standing when it's all said and done, or will it be someone from Smackdown? Let's hand it over to our Smackdown colleagues Michael Cole and JBL.

Michael Cole: Thanks guys. Here on Smackdown we are ready for what promises to be nothin' short of a war as Batista and Finlay meet for the World Heavyweight Championship.

John Bradshaw Layfield: And what a war it's gonna be! Finlay has damaged not only the body but the psyche of 'The Animal' in a way I've never seen before Michael. The lights are on, the stars are out, and on the night dreams are made, Finlay is set to be Batista's nightmare! I love it!

Michael Cole: And of course we've got the Royal Rumble match. 30 men enter, but only one will fulfil his destiny. We've got a few favourites here on Smackdown partner.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Oh absolutely. The Undertaker, Kane, Matt Hardy, MVP, all of 'em have a huge shot at winnin' it all, but my money is on the fastest rising star in WWE history, the main eventer waitin' to happen, Mr. Kennedy! Kennedy is my pick to win the Royal Rumble! Just you wait and see Michael!

*WHATEVER...*

The crowd again erupts with a great response for Chris Benoit as he confidently makes his way down the aisle, United States Championship as always slung over his shoulder...


Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the United States Championship! Introducing first... from Atlanta, Georgia... weighing in at 234 pounds... he is the current United States Champion... CHRIS BEEEEENNNNNOOOOOIIIIITTTTTT!


Michael Cole: We've got all of that to look forward to, but we're kickin' things off with the United States Championship on the line! The champion, 'The Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit has held the United States Title since October, but in recent weeks Test, who arrived here on Smackdown from ECW, has quite frankly dominated Benoit on several occasions.

John Bradshaw Layfield: When Test signed with Smackdown, he wanted to make an impact. He wanted to make a name for himself. He picked his target in Chris Benoit, and now Benoit is in danger of losing that United States Championship. Benoit was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he's about to pay for it tonight!

Benoit hands over the title and paces in the ring, cocking his head as he awaits the arrival of the challenger...

*THIS IS A TEST (EXTREME REMIX)...*

The crowd gives off a good amount of heat as Test arrogantly strides to the ring. A pissed off look on his face, Test is in no mood to exchange pleasantries with the crowd, as he flashes a look of disgust in their direction...


Tony Chimel: And introducing the challenger... from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... weighing in at 285 pounds... TEEESSSSSSTTTTT!

Michael Cole: He calls himself 'The Impact Player', and he's made quite the impact over the last month. Ever since Test burst onto the scene on Smackdown, he has had the United States Championship in his sights. Is tonight the night Test makes an even bigger impact and becomes the new United States Champion?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Michael, I have seen Chris Benoit wrestle for almost 20 years now. I've never seen him dominated and dismantled in the way that man Test has. Unless Benoit can pull somethin' special out the bag, it's gonna be a long night for 'The Crippler'.





United States Championship Match:
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. Test

Both men initially circle the ring, sizing each other, before the pair come together in the middle of the ring for a collar and elbow tie up. Being the larger of the two, Test is able to back Benoit into the corner, with the referee quickly stepping in to call for a break. Initially Test obliges, only to strike with a cheap right hand. Benoit quickly fires back, and the crowd pops as a brief slugfest ensues. It all comes to an end though as Test aims a kick to the midsection, doubling Benoit over and wrenching him into a headlock. Benoit quickly backs into the ropes, using the momentum to fire Test across... but the challenger bowls Benoit over with a shoulderblock. Test quickly turns to again run the ropes, with Benoit back on his feet just as fast... to catch Test with a drop toe hold... and go for the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! The crowd explodes as Benoit goes for the early submission, but he can't get it locked on clean, as Test does all he can to fight and struggle his way to freedom. With Test doing all he can to avoid his arm being trapped, Benoit begins hammering Test on the mat with a series of stiff elbows to the back of the head. Momentarily dazed, Test's powers of resistance briefly fade, allowing Benoit to further wrench the arm into position... but Test quickly regains his composure, again fighting to stay out of the submission hold.

Realizing he can't lock the crossface in, Benoit jumps up to drop a few snap elbows to the back, with Test crawling towards the corner to try regroup. Benoit doesn’t give him an inch though, assisting the challenger back to his feet in the corner to unload with a three stiff knife edge chops to the chest. “Woooo”’s ring out as Benoit unloads, before he sends Test across with an Irish whip and charges... but Test gets a boot up, and he explodes out of the corner with a hard clothesline. Taking his time to recover, Test shakes his head a few times before he drags Benoit to his feet, sending the champion crashing into the corner with a hard Irish whip. Slowly, Test makes his way towards the corner, carefully measuring Benoit to deliver a pair of elbows to the side of the head. Test shows off his aggressive side by driving his right boot into Benoit’s throat, choking the champion. Test then looks to send Benoit to the opposite corner, but Benoit reverses and charges in... Test gets an elbow up, staggering the champion, and the challenger attacks... but Benoit ducks his clothesline... GERMAN SUPLEX! Benoit plants Test, but he keeps his grip... SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! The crowd pops as they all know what’s coming... A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!

On the third German Benoit releases, and this allows Test to wisely roll under the bottom ropes to recover on the outside. The ref steps in to give a ten count, but Benoit doesn’t want to wait, stepping through the ropes to grab Test on the floor, slugging him with a stiff right and tossing the challenger back into the ring. Test is quickly back to his feet, and as Benoit climbs back up onto the apron, Test is already motoring towards him... SHOULDERBLOCK SENDS BENOIT FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE!! Benoit crashes into the barricade, immediately clutching his ribs, letting out a few violent sounding coughs as the camera zooms in. After taking a few seconds to get his bearings, Test goes outside to bring Benoit back into the ring, realizing a count out victory is no good for him. Test rolls Benoit back into the ring, and he slides in to make a cover...

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Benoit quickly kicks out of the first cover of the match, but now Test looks to take control, targeting the ribs that bore the brunt of the impact of Benoit’s trip to the barricade. With Benoit facing the corner, Test aims forearms and knees to the small of the back and side, before dragging Benoit to the centre of the ring for a backbreaker. Instead of dropping Benoit to the mat, Test keeps a grip of the champion, keeping Benoit lying across his back, applying downward pressure to the chin of the champion, transitioning into a pendulum backbreaker. With one hand on a knee and the other on the chin, Test pushes down with both arms, applying pressure, causing Benoit to cry out in pain. The crowd tries to rally behind Benoit, and the champion is able to make a move to break free, swinging his free leg upwards, catching Test with a kick to the head. Dazed, Test shakes his head, managing to continue to apply pressure, so Benoit swings again with the foot... and again... and a fourth kick finally allows the champion to fall to the mat! The crowd pops, sensing a Benoit comeback, and the champion looks to provide on as he catches Test with a kick to the gut, before an Irish whip sends Test to the corner. Benoit races towards the corner, but Test gets a boot up, catching Benoit in the midsection. Benoit immediately clutches his ribs, stopping any momentum, and Test hammers home his advantage by firing out of the corner to drop Benoit with a RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE! The crowd gasps at the impact at which Benoit’s head snapped off the canvas, and knowing he got all of that move Test quickly goes for the cover, hooking a leg...

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The crowd cheers as Benoit kicks out, but the frustration from Test is clear for all to see as he slams his hand down off the mat. Slowly dragging Benoit back to a vertical base, Test connects on a pair of right hands to the face, before he sends Benoit off the ropes, scooping the champion up as he rushes forward... and dropping Benoit with a sidewalk slam. Again Test hooks a leg...

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Again frustrated, Test stands up, pulling Benoit with him, and he grabs the champion and carefully applies an abdominal stretch. With another hold designed to wear Benoit down and apply pressure to the ribs, Test wrenches the hold on tight, even going as far as to drive the occasional elbow into the exposed side of the champion. The two are locked up near the ropes, and Test uses this to his advantage, as when the referee goes to check on Benoit, the challenger reaches out, grabbing the ropes to gain additional leverage, causing the cries of pain from the champion to intensify. On several occasions Test can be heard shouting “Give up!” at Benoit, but each time the referee asks Benoit if he wants to submit, the champion defiantly answers “No.”, much to the annoyance of Test. Continuing to stretch the rules, Test again reaches out to grab the top rope. This time though, the referee catches him in the act, immediately demanding Test break the hold. Test is given a five count, but when the challenger pleads his innocence, Benoit is able to break the hold himself, countering with a hiptoss. Benoit sells the effects of the hold, dropping to his knees and clutching his side, but he’s soon back on his feet to meet Test, striking with a right hand. Test looks to fire back, but Benoit blocks it, scoring with a right of his own. Again Test swings a right, but again Benoit blocks and responds with a stiff punch of his own. Benoit then rattles off two uninterrupted shots, before Test again swings... Benoit ducks underneath and counters... BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!

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Test is able to forcibly kick out, and both men find a burst of energy to return to their feet quickly. Benoit beats Test to the punch by unloading with a series of stiff chops to the chest which drive Test to the corner, where the chops continue as Benoit rattles off three straight. A hard Irish whip sends Test across, and when he crashes into the opposite corner he staggers out of it... straight into a big back body drop! Test flies and crashes, and with the challenger down in the middle of the ring, Benoit turns to the corner, stepping through the ropes to climb to the top. When he gets there, Benoit steadies himself, but before he can attack, a desperate Test makes it back to his knees... and dives for the ropes! This causes Benoit to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle, allowing Test a brief moment of recovery against the ropes. After a few moments Test reaches up and pulls himself to his feet, and with Benoit still perched on the top turnbuckle, the challenger begins to climb to the second rope. Grabbing hold of Benoit’s tights, Test positions himself to go for a suplex off the top... but Benoit grabs hold of the top rope with his free arm, saving himself. Benoit then strikes with right hands to the gut, before grabbing Test’s head and connecting on a pair of stiff headbutts... that knock Test back down to the mat! Test crashes, and once again he’s in position in the centre of the ring. Benoit cautiously stands on the top turnbuckle, readying himself, before launching through the air... DIVING HEADBUTT... NO!!

At the last split second, Test rolls to safety, leaving Benoit to crash into the mat head first. The champion immediately grabs at his skull, writhing in pain, crying out in agony. Although he avoided the contact, Test is still down hurt from the previous Benoit attack. With both men down flat on the mat, the referee has no option but to give them both a ten count.

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There are signs of life from Test as he starts to crawl towards the ropes, but Benoit is still down, writhing in pain.

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Test has made it back to his knees, and as he begins to crawl towards Benoit, the ref ends his count, but he’s soon counting again as Test hooks the leg for another cover...

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The crowd erupts as Benoit rolls his shoulder at the last split second, causing Test to hold his head in his hands, incredulous as to how Benoit is still in the match. Test then turns to the referee, holding up three fingers, motioning he thought it should’ve been over. Both men struggle to return to a vertical base, and when they finally make it back up, it’s Test who strikes first with a stiff right hand. Another right lands on the head of Benoit, before Test looks to send Benoit to the corner... but Benoit reverses, and he charges towards Test... clothesline in the corner finds it’s mark. Now it’s Benoit who lands the right hands, connecting with three before he looks to charge off the ropes... straight into a big boot to the face! Just like that the momentum swings back in Test’s favour, with the challenger making a tired looking cover, not even hooking a leg...

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Anger crosses Test’s face as he wonders what it will take to keep the champion down. Soon, Test is back on his feet and he pulls Benoit up with him, sending Benoit off the ropes... right into a BEARHUG! Test catches Benoit and grips around the small of the back, squeezing on Benoit’s ribs, causing the champion to cry out in pain. Test continues to apply pressure by wrenching on the champion, violently swinging Benoit from side to side, all the while maintaining a tight grip. Benoit tries to fight free, struggling to break the grip, but it’s a helpless situation for the champion, and it appears like he’s slowly beginning to fade. The referee now steps in for a closer look, and on noticing the champion is fading, he lifts Benoit’s right arm in the air... and it drops. Seeing this gives Test a boost, as he now enthusiastically wrenches Benoit around, pausing briefly to allow the ref to raise Benoit’s arm again... and for the second time it drops. The crowd responds, trying to cheer Benoit back into the match, but Test shakes his head at the crowd, again upping the pressure. The ref raises Benoit’s arm for a third time, pausing before letting go... this time Benoit keeps his arm in the air! The crowd pops as Benoit manages to stay in the match, and he claws at Test’s hands around his waist, trying to break the grip. Unable to do so, Benoit simply rears back and strikes Test with a trio
of headbutts. The headbutts have an effect as Test’s legs start to wobble, but he still has both hands clasped around the champion’s waist. In one last effort to break free, Benoit grabs Test... and twists into a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

The crowd pops as Benoit breaks free, and now Benoit looks to build some momentum, beating Test back to his feet, but it’s the challenger who throws a right hand first... Benoit blocks, firing back with one of his own. Benoit then strings off two more rights, before Benoit goes for an Irish whip... Test reverses, and he lines Benoit up for a clothesline... but Benoit ducks and puts on the breaks, grabbing Test’s waits from behind... GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men are now tiring, but Benoit valiantly hangs on and pulls Test up... SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! Almost a dead weight now, Benoit takes an age, but eventually he drags Test up... but when he goes for the third German, Test blocks it with an elbow to the side of the head, hitting another to break Benoit’s grip before the challenger turns... kick to the gut, and now he reaches down... GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!! Test nails his finishing move, and he drapes over Benoit, hooking the leg...

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Somehow, Benoit rolls a shoulder at the last second, infuriating Test, who immediately gets back to his feet, grabbing the ref by the shirt. Test screams in his face “That was three!”, with the referee cowering in fear, only able to raises three fingers as a response. The pissed off challenger aggressively lets go of the shirt, giving a little shove to the ref in the corner as he does. Benoit is still down, but Test soon stands over him, looking down at the fallen Benoit, as he’s done so many times over the last month. Test stares into the hard camera, soaking in the boos of the crowd, before he reaches down to the mat, grabbing Benoit around the neck and pulling him back to his feet. Slowly, Benoit is back up, and once again Test reaches around his waist, hoisting Benoit into the air one more time... GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB... NO!! Benoit uses the momentum to push himself down to his feet behind Test, grabbing one of the challenger’s arms and forcing him down to the mat... to lock in THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! Benoit struggles but gets the submission move locked in tight, with Test clawing for the ropes. The champion wrenches back on Test’s neck, but the challenger strives to reach out and grab the ropes... but it’s no use, Test can’t reach... and HE BEGINS TO TAP OUT!!!


Winner: And still United States Champion, Chris Benoit @ 12.43

*WHATEVER...*

Test continues to tap furiously until finally, mercifully, Benoit releases his grip, letting go of the crossface. Benoit rolls away from Test, his head face down on the mat as he tries to recover from the effects of the match. Soon Benoit makes it back to both knees, the referee handing him the United States Title and raising Benoit's arm in victory...


Tony Chimel: Here is your winner... and STILL United States Champion... CHRIS BEEEEENNNNNOOOOOIIIIITTTTTT!

Michael Cole: What an unbelievable effort from Chris Benoit. 'The Rabid Wolverine' was subjected to an onslaught from Test, but somehow Benoit remains the United States Champion.

John Bradshaw Layfield: I dunno how he does it Cole. Test was in control, he was dominating, I thought for sure we had a new US Champ, but Benoit show a whole lotta’ balls to stay in the match and then pull out the win. I said Benoit would need somethin' special, and that was a special performance if you ask me.

Slowly Benoit rolls out of the ring, cradling the title, hoisting it high at the foot of the ramp to another nice pop from the crowd before we cut backstage...

To what we can assume to be Mr. McMahon's office. The Chairman of the Board sits on a big leather couch, dressed in a smart suit. Vince's accessory of choice for this evening is a white neck brace. The Boss, obviously in pain with every move, tries to turn to grab a nearby bottle of water. A nervous Jonathan Coachman sees Vince struggling to turn his head and grab the bottle, so the Executive Assistant steps in to offer help...

Jonathan Coachman: Oh - allow me Mr. McMahon! Remember what the Doctor said. You should be resting right now. Infact, Mr. McMahon, if you want my opinion, you shouldn't even be here right n-

Mr. McMahon: SHADDUP! If I want your opinion Coach, I'll ask for it. Now hand me that bottle over there.

???: Here, I got it.

The camera quickly pans to reveal Shane McMahon has entered the room, to an initial pop until a few boos are heard. Also dressed in a sharp suit, Shane grabs the bottle, handing it to his father, before turning to Coachman...

Shane McMahon: Haven't you done enough damage to my Father? I mean, you're supposed to be makin' sure he's got everythin' he needs tonight. You're supposed to be showin' a bit of initiative tonight Coach.

Mr. McMahon: Listen Shane, like I told you on Monday night, you don't need to be here tonight.

Shane McMahon: Oh, I need to be here alright. Y'think I enjoy sittin' at home, watchin' my Father bein' FU'ed through a table? Y'think I want to see my Dad gettin' hit with a frog splash?

Vince says nothing, instead taking a sip from his water bottle as Shane turns back to Coach...

Shane McMahon: And what about you? I mean, the whole reason he's got a neck brace on is 'cause you pissed off John Cena, and then you ran away and left my Dad to take on two men!

Coach offers no response, instead he nervously looks at the ground...

Shane McMahon: Listen Dad, you and me... we're McMahons! I'm not gonna let some punk like John Cena get away with what he did to you last Monday night. I'm gonna be at Raw tomorrow night, and I think it's about time that John Cena and myself, had a little chat.

Mr. McMahon: YEAH! Yeah, that's my boy! Y'see Coachman, that's how a McMahon handles a nobody like John Cena. We don't run for the hills, we get right in his face, and we tell it like it is!

Suddenly receiving a burst of energy, Vince ignores his 'injured' neck and bounces up off the couch...

Mr. McMahon: Now, I left Teddy Long in charge of the drawing of the Royal Rumble spots... but I wanna be in that room now. I wanna look each WWE Superstar entered in the Royal Rumble right in his eye. I wanna see who has the ruthless aggression to main event MY Wrestlemania. Let's go!

And with that, Vince, Shane and Coach all leave to exit the room...

Mr. McMahon: Uh... not you Coach. You stay here. Make some coffee or somethin' like that. C'mon Shane.

Annoyed, Coach can only watch as the two McMahons leave the shot, with Coach sighing deeply as we cut to...

The very room Mr. McMahon is headed for. The camera focuses on the tumbler full of Royal Rumble balls, which is flanked by Raw diva Maria and Smackdown's Layla. Stood nearby is Teddy Long, who rubs his hands with excitement...


Teddy Long: Alright ladies are we ready?!

Maria and Layla offer a squeal of excitement in response...

Teddy Long: Then let's get those balls rollin' playa!

The eye candy go to work, turning the tumbler as Teddy looks on...

Teddy Long: Alright, alright! I like 'dat! Now... who's up first?

The camera turns to reveal the World Tag Team Champions Edge and Randy Orton have entered the room. Having already secured Number 30, Edge is all smiles, while Orton scowls menacingly...

Teddy Long: Alright, Edge and Randy Orton. Edge... what you doin' here playa? You already got Number 30.

Edge: Yeah, thanks Teddy. I don’t need you or anybody else to remind me of that fact. I’m sure everybody remembers last Monday night to where I earned that precious Number 30 spot.

Nearby, a look of annoyance crosses Orton’s face as he shakes his head...

Teddy Long: So... whatcha' doin' here?

Edge: I'm here to offer my partner Randy Orton a little moral support. I mean, there's only one Number 30 spot, and I'm the guy who's got it. I'm the only guy with the talent to handle a position like Number 30. It's a lotta pressure on me Teddy.

Randy Orton: Listen... Edge, I don't need any of your... moral support right now. Quite frankly, after the stunt you pulled on Monday night by eliminating me from the battle royal... you're lucky I'm lettin' you stand next to me right now.

Edge: Whoa! Hey, easy Randy. Listen, it's the Royal Rumble. It's every man for himself! I just did what I had to do Randy. And as my partner... I know you understand that.

Orton smirks at Edge as he reaches into the tumbler, fishing around for the right ball...

Randy Orton: Well Edge, I hope you understand when I throw you over the top rope tonight and win the Royal Rumble.

Orton pulls out the ball, looking at it and showing it to Edge...

Edge: That's not bad. Not as good as 30 though is it?

???: Alright, alright. Outta my way. Let the man who's going to win the Royal Rumble pick his spot.

Edge and Orton both turn to see Smackdown's Mr. Kennedy enter the room, pushing himself in-between the Rated-RKO duo to dip his hand into the tumbler...

Edge: Wait, wait a second. You? You, Mr. Kennedy? You think you're gonna win tonight?

Kennedy pulls a ball out of the tumbler, but before he gets a chance to look at which number he's picked, Kennedy turns to face Edge and Orton...

Mr. Kennedy: Wait, wait... let me guess. You, Edge... you're Number 30. And you think that because of that, you think you're the favourite to win. Right?

Edge: Well... yeah.

Mr. Kennedy: Right, right. Y'know somethin' Edge? The guy who enters the Royal Rumble last... has never... NEEEEVVVVEEERRRRRR... won the Royal Rumble. And the sheer fact that I am in the Royal Rumble means that once again... Number 30 ain't gonna be goin' to Wrestlemania! Hell, it doesn't even matter what number I pi...

Disgusted, Kennedy looks on in horror as he checks his number. Clearly unhappy with the selection, Edge and Orton grab Kennedy's wrist, turning his hand to show them but not the camera what number he picked...

Edge: Oh my... wow!

Randy Orton: Yeah have fun with that number Kennedy.

Edge: I was gonna brag about how when I enter at 30 I was gonna take a lot of pleasure in eliminating you Kennedy but... I don't think you're gonna make it that far!

Orton and Edge turn to leave, while the camera stays focused on the furious Kennedy, who throws his bingo ball off the wall before storming out of the room.

Back to ringside to the Raw announce desk to a sombre looking Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler...

Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlmen, coming up next, we are scheduled to have an Intercontinental Championship match between the Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy and the number one contender, Kenny Dykstra. However, due to a vicious assault from Rated-RKO on Jeff Hardy last Monday night on Raw, that Intercontinental Championship is now in jeopardy.

Jerry Lawler: Well you called it 'vicious' J.R. and that's exactly what it was. Kenny Dykstra, Edge, Randy Orton, all three members of Rated-RKO attacked Jeff Hardy, and now, we don't know if that Intercontinental Championship match is even going to happen tonight.

Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy, who was tryin' to do the right thing after we heard Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin make some pretty disturbing threats to poor Torrie Wilson, and Jeff paid for it. Rated-RKO saw that as their chance to strike, and they took advantage of it.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah and J.R., we haven't heard any official word on Jeff Hardy's condition. But from what I've heard around the locker room, the rumours aren't too good. I've heard that Jeff suffered injuries ranging from a concussion to a fractured skull. I just... I honestly don't see how Jeff Hardy can compete tonight.

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT (RATED-R REMIX)...*


A ton of heat, no doubt influenced by the actions of Monday night, welcomes the arrival of Kenny Dykstra. The essence of arrogance, Dykstra slowly and smugly swaggers down to the ring, a smirk etched on his...

Lillian Garcia: The following is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first... the challenger... from Worcester, Massachusetts... weighing in at 230 pounds... KENNY DYYYKKKSSSSTTRRAAAAAAA!

Jim Ross: Well I hope that young man is happy with what he did last Monday night. I hope that smug son of a bitch is proud that he jumped a man from behind and then put him in an ambulance.

Jerry Lawler: I think Kenny Dykstra is plenty proud of what he did last Monday night. He's about to win the Intercontinental Championship by forfeit by the looks of things.

Having reached the ring, Dykstra arrogantly steps through the ropes, striding straight towards the corner where Lillian Garcia and referee Jack Doan stand. Dykstra aggressively snatches the microphone out of Lillian's hand before turning to stand in the middle of the ring...

Kenny Dykstra: I know you all saw what I did to Jeff Hardy last Monday night. I know each and every one and you saw me nail Jeff Hardy with a one-man-conchairto. But, just incase you missed it... and because I really like watchin' it... I'm gonna play it again one... more... time. Roll the footage!

*Video Package*


Jeff smiles and grabs himself a bottle of water off the table...

Jeff Hardy: Hey, don't worry about it. I'm sure if Carlito wasn't gettin' ready for his match he'd have...

Out of nowhere Hardy is blindsided by Edge, Randy Orton and Kenny Dykstra!! Hardy is hammered from behind by the Rated-RKO trio, causing Jeff to go crashing into the table, knocking it over, sending food and bottles scattering all over the floor. Torrie screams and then runs for the hills, but Edge, Orton and Dykstra take no notice of her, instead they continue to pound Hardy on the floor. Jeff tries to struggle to his knees to put up a fight, but the numbers get to him as Dykstra mounts him, laying in with stiff shots to the skull as Edge and Orton lay in with kicks.

Eventually Kenny stops, returning to his feet to stand with his colleagues...

Edge: Alright! There ya' go! That's how you become a CHAMPION junior!!

Randy Orton: Alright, c'mon let's go.

Edge and Orton turn to leave, but Dykstra, a sick look in his eyes as he stands over Hardy doesn't move...

Kenny Dykstra: No. No I'm not done yet!

Dykstra walks towards another table nearby, chasing away a few backstage workers... and then grabbing hold of two steel chairs!

Dykstra quickly grabs Jeff by the hair, pulling his head off the concrete to place one of the chairs on the ground before releasing his grip, letting Jeff's head drop onto the steel. Loving what they are seeing for their protégé, Edge and Orton give Kenny plenty of encouragement...

Randy Orton: C'mon Kenny DO IT!!

Edge: Yeah! YEAH DO IT!! HIT 'IM!!

A group of referees and road agents quickly hit the scene, shouting "Back off Kenny!" and "Drop it! Drop the damn chair!", but Orton and Edge keep the agents away, as Kenny raises the second chair high in the air...

"No! Don't do it Kenny!"

Steadying himself...

"Hit 'im!! You wanna be a champion? HIT 'IM!!"


Before bringing the chair down...


for a sickening ONE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO!!!

Randy Orton: YEAH!! THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT MAN!!

A sick smile flashes across Dykstra's mouth as he callously drops the chair in his hand, slowly backing away from Hardy, not taking his eyes on the fallen Intercontinental Champion...

Backstage Worker: Get the hell outta here!

Edge and Orton are all smiles as they stand next to Kenny, delighted with Kenny's actions...

Edge: Alright. Alright that's enough, let's go.

Edge and Orton turn to leave, with Kenny slowly following behind, his eyes still locked on Hardy as he leaves the scene...

Backstage Worker: God we... we need some help here! Somebody get an ambulance!

The camera zooms in on Hardy's head, with the Intercontinental Champion not moving an inch since the chair crashed down on his skull. Agents try to check on Hardy, asking "Jeff can you hear me?" but there's no response as we fade into commercial.


*End Video Package*

We cut back into the arena where it's ridiculous heat for Kenny, who is stood laughing and pointing up at the titan tron...

Kenny Dykstra: Oh my God... amazing! And y'know what's funny? That's probably Jeff Hardy's greatest moment in the WWE!

More boos...

Kenny Dykstra: I destroyed Jeff Hardy last Monday night! After the beatin' I gave him, there's not a chance in HELL he's gonna be able to compete tonight! And since I know Jeff Hardy won't be here tonight, I want you (Pointing at Jack Doan) to declare me the NEW Intercontinental Champion.

Not particularly happy at this development, Doan steps forward, and we are able to overhear him saying to Kenny "I gotta give him a 10 count"...

Kenny Dykstra: You gotta give 'im a 10 count? Fine. You could count to a million and he still wouldn't show up. Let's get this over with.

And with that, Doan steps towards the ropes, looking up the aisle at the entrance way to begin his count...


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Dykstra arrogantly stands in the middle of the ring, his arms open wide, soaking in the boos of the crowd as the count continues...

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Dykstra smiles as he shakes his head, shouting "HE'S NOT COMIN'! HE'S NOT HERE!!"...

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*LOADED...*

The roof damn nears blows off the arena as Jeff Hardy's music hits. Dykstra stands shocked, furiously shaking his head and shouting "NO!!", demanding that the ref finish the ten count. Doan refuses, much to Dykstra's disgust... and Jeff finally steps through the entrance way! Jeff Hardy is here! But as he slowly makes his way down to the ring, it's clear for all to see that Jeff isn't 100%...


Lillian Garcia: And introducing next... from Cameron, North Carolina... weighing in at 215 pounds... he is the Intercontinental Champion... JEEEFF... HAAAAAAARDY!

Jim Ross: JEFF HARDY! Jeff Hardy is here! Jeff Hardy is gonna fight with everythin' he's got!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah but J.R. just how much does Jeff Hardy have left to fight with? I don't think this is smart J.R., who knows what kind of damage Jeff suffered on Monday night. I don't think Jeff should even be out here right now.

Jim Ross: I don't think a doctor alive who could keep Jeff Hardy out of this match. He wants to get his hands on Dykstra, and he wants to retain the Intercontinental Championship.

Gingerly climbing up the ring steps and stepping through the ropes, Dykstra wastes no time in attacking, clubbing Jeff as he's half way through the ropes, leading to Doan calling for the bell as the match is on.




Intercontinental Championship Match:
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy vs. Kenny Dykstra

And immediately Dykstra targets the neck and back of the head, furiously stomping and dropping forearms, continuing to show the anger he felt when Jeff interrupted the ten count. Jeff still has the Intercontinental Championship wrapped around his waist as Kenny drags him to his feet by the hair, connecting with knees to the midsection that drives Jeff into the corner. The ref steps in, trying to separate the two, but Kenny has no intention of providing a clean break. Another pair of knees double Jeff over, allowing Kenny to hit more well placed forearms to the back of the head and neck. Kenny then sends Jeff across the ring with an Irish whip, but as Jeff reaches the corner he forces himself up using the top ropes, elevating over the onrushing Kenny and landing behind Dykstra, who quickly turns to catch a boot from Hardy... who twists into a mule kick! The force of the kick causes Dykstra to land seated in the corner, his head against the bottom turnbuckle. Jeff wastes little time in charging towards the prone Dykstra, pushing himself into the air off the top ropes... and crashing down with the Hardyac Arrest! But as Jeff lands the back of his head hits the mat hard, with both commentators quick to point out how Jeff clutches his head and is slow back to his feet. The kick connects with enough force that Kenny ducks under the bottom rope to the outside, taking a few moments to recover. Jeff too tries to recover in the ring, and he's on his feet in to see Kenny approach the ropes. This leads to Jeff charging the rope... baseball slide dropkick... that sends Kenny flying into the barricade!

Having survived the initial onslaught, the champion now tries to regroup in the ring, continuing to grip at the back of his head. On the outside, the challenger is slowly back to his feet, but it's Jeff who makes the first move, walking to the ropes and using them to launch himself into the air... for a slingshot crossbody! Jeff crashes into Dykstra, with both men collapsing in a heap. Jeff quickly mounts Kenny to connect on a trio of right hands, before using the apron to pull himself back to his feet. Kenny quickly turns and out of desperation begins to crawl away, trying to distance himself from Jeff. Hardy of course follows in pursuit, catching Kenny near the steel steps, snatching Dykstra's foot. As Kenny turns, he quickly reaches out, turning the tables by grabbing Jeff by the top of his pants and pulling Hardy forward... HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Jeff connects with a thud, and after shaking off the cobwebs, Kenny is quick to aim more boots to the skull.

Still down on his knees near the steps, Hardy is a sitting duck as Kenny backs away, looking like he's lining Hardy up. Slowly Kenny makes his move, charging in... to KICK JEFF'S SKULL INTO THE STEPS... NO! Jeff thankfully is able to dive out of harms way, and the slow of Kenny's foot cracks off the steel steps. Clutching at his ankle, Kenny shows the effects of his missed attack, and Jeff is quick to connect with rights to the face, before pulling Kenny in and hoisting him up... SITOUT INVERTED SUPLEX SLAM ON THE FLOOR!! The crowd pops as Jeff drops Kenny face first to the floor, with Jeff slowly returning to his feet, dragging Kenny up with him and rolling him back into the ring.

Dykstra looks to distance himself again, rolling towards the furthest away corner, but Jeff doesn't give him an inch, snapping off a pair of rights to the face before pulling Kenny into the ropes and sending him off them with an Irish whip... but Jeff lowers his head... and Kenny takes advantage with a snap swinging neckbreaker! Jeff immediately clutches at the back of his head, writhing in pain while Kenny quickly moves to make the first cover of the match...

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Jeff quickly rolls the shoulder, not kicking out with any great authority, and Kenny senses a chance to apply pressure, wrenching Jeff into a reverse chin lock. Jeff struggles, trying to break free, but the young challenger has the hold synched in tight, not allowing Jeff to return to his feet. Hardy wildly throws his right arm around, trying to reach out for the ropes to gain a break, but he's nowhere near them. Referee Jack Doan very audibly asks Jeff if he wants to submit, to which Hardy manages to force out a "No". Now Jeff clutches at the clasped hands of Kenny, with the champion now trying to break Dykstra's grip on his chin. Unable to force free Dykstra's grip, Jeff struggles but manages to make it back onto a knee, forcing Kenny to stand up. With the chin lock still in place, Jeff pushes himself back onto both feet, and he quickly strikes with an elbow to the midsection... and another one... and a third finally breaks the hold! Jeff moves quickly to go for an Irish whip to the corner... but Kenny reverses, but Jeff runs the turnbuckle's to the top rope... whisper in the wind... NO! Kenny runs through, avoiding Hardy who lands on his feet... until Kenny drops him with a big-time clothesline!

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Despite a brief rally from Jeff, Kenny remains in control of the match, dragging Jeff to his feet to connect with more forearms to the back of the head. Kenny then goes for an Irish whip to the corner, with Jeff hitting the turnbuckle hard, slumping to the mat on impact. Starting to feel a little bit cocky, Dykstra swaggers towards the fallen champion, arrogantly placing a boot on Jeff's neck before grabbing the top rope, using the leverage to force the foot downwards, upping the pressure on the neck. The referee is quickly in to give Kenny a five count, with the arrogant youngster taking it right to four before he releases the pressure. Aggressively, Kenny pulls Jeff back to a vertical base, and he looks to send Jeff off the ropes... but Hardy reverses, and now it's Kenny who's on the run... Kenny swings with a running clothesline, but Jeff slides underneath it... and drops Dykstra with a sitout jawbreaker! The impact of the move also effects Jeff though, and now both men are down, but slowly Jeff crawls over into a cover...

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Kenny rolls a shoulder, much to Hardy's disappointment. Jeff continues to clutch at the back of his head, but he returns to his feet first, catching Kenny with a pair of rights. The offence from Jeff is very sluggish though, and this allows Kenny to return fire with a kick to the midsection, before he again takes Jeff down with a cradle suplex. With Jeff down, again clutching his head, Kenny has a arrogant smile on his face as he walks to the corner, stepping through the ropes to the climb to the top rope. On the top turnbuckle, Kenny steadies himself before launching in the air... into a FLYING ELBOWDROP!

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The crowd pops as Jeff kicks out, much to Kenny's annoyance. Kenny sits up, frustrated, shouting "C'mon ref!" in Doan's direction. Realising that it'll take something with a bit more bite to it, Dykstra drags Jeff to his feet, pulling him in so that Jeff's head is between Kenny's legs. With this, Dykstra wraps his arms around Jeff's midsection... and takes Jeff vertically up into the air... for a PILEDRIVER... NO! Jeff franticly kicks his legs, allowing him to drop down to his feet. Again Dykstra grips the waits and hoists Jeff into the air... but again Hardy's legs flail widely, allowing Jeff to drop down to his feet. A third time Kenny looks to wrench Jeff up, but this time Hardy counters, sending Kenny over with a back body drop! Kenny crashes hard to the mat, and now with a burst of energy Jeff goes on the attack, driving Kenny to the corner with a string of rights before going for an Irish whip... Kenny reverses, but Jeff quickly runs to the top rope... WHISPER IN THE WIND! This time Jeff finds his mark, but he's unable to make the cover, instead taking his time to recover. Both men return to their feet at the same time, with Kenny swinging a wild right hand, which Jeff ducks, firing back with an inverted DDT! This time Jeff does hook the leg...

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Audible sighs ring out as Jeff comes close to victory, but he remains on the attack, returning to his feet to slug Kenny with right hands, but Kenny swings back... Jeff ducks underneath, and he grasps Dykstra from behind, running him into the ropes... ROLLUP!

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Kenny kicks out, which propels Hardy back to his feet, and he bounces off the ropes to catch the now standing Dykstra with a clothesline. Kenny is quickly back up, but again Jeff connects with a clothesline to knock him down. Jeff then grabs both of Kenny’s legs, shouting to the crowd before nailing the double legdrop to the groin. Dykstra writhes in pain, crawling towards the ropes, but Jeff is keen to stay in control, coming off the opposite ropes and charging... but Dykstra executes a perfect leapfrog to avoid the contact, but in his arrogance he doesn’t realise that Jeff has put on the breaks and now stands behind him... Dykstra turns... kick... TWIST OF FATE!! Jeff plants Kenny, and he slowly rolls over to hook the leg...

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It takes Jeff too long to make the cover, allowing Kenny the chance to kick out. Both men feel the effects of this one, with both slow to return to their feet. When they do, a slow slugfest ensues, with right hand being countered with right hand. Jeff snaps off three in a row, backing Kenny to ropes and then sending him across... Kenny reverses, and Jeff comes off the ropes... flying forearm... but Kenny ducks... AND JEFF STRIKES THE REFEREE! The crowd gasps as Jeff flies into Jack Doan, and Kenny is quickly on his feet to drop boots. Seeing that both Hardy and the ref are down, Kenny sees this as a chance to do some real damage, so he quickly rolls under the bottom rope, chasing away Lillian Garcia and grabbing the chair she leaves behind. Bringing himself and the chair into the ring, Dykstra checks to make sure the ref is still down, before he motions for Jeff to get back to his feet. Still grasping the back of his head, Jeff staggers back up... AND DYKSTRA SWINGS... NO! Jeff ducks underneath, kick... TWIST OF FATE!! The crowd erupts as Jeff connects for the second time, and he hooks the leg...

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Jeff has Kenny pinned, but he’s unable to get the pinfall. Knowing he still has Kenny grounded, Jeff stares into the crowd, who respond with a nice pop. The pop increases as Jeff walks towards the corner, stepping through the ropes... and climbing to the top rope! The crowd rises as Jeff steadies himself on the top turnbuckle, just in time for the ref to rise... but out of desperation, Dykstra pushes the ref into the ropes... crotching Hardy on the top turnbuckle! Still disorientated, the ref simply falls back down again, while Jeff is left perched on the top turnbuckle. Moving quickly, Dykstra senses this as a great chance to attack, picking up the chair he had previously dropped and placing it flat on the mat near the corner. Dykstra then hooks Jeff’s head under his arm, pulling Jeff towards the middle of the ring with Jeff’s feet still hooked on the top rope. The crowd gasps as they see what Dykstra has in mind... TOP ROPE HUNG SPIKE DDT... ON A STEEL CHAIR!! J.R. is incensed as Jeff is truly planted, and Kenny slides the chair out of the ring just as the ref stirs for a painfully slow count...

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Winner: And NEW Intercontinental Champion, Kenny Dykstra @ 10.14

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT (RATED-R REMIX)...*


Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner... and NEW Intercontinental Champion... KENNY DYYYKKKSSSSTTRRAAAAAAA!

Dykstra immediately springs back up onto his knees, throwing both fists up into the air in celebration, not giving a damn about the jeers of the crowd or the fact that Jeff is damn near dead inches away from him. The ref quickly hands over the Intercontinental Championship to Dykstra, but he barely acknowledges Kenny as he immediately drops down to Jeff, whispering in Hardy's ear, searching for a sign of conciousness...

Jim Ross: Bah gawd I don't believe it! Jeff Hardy, he gave it everythin' he had, and that son of a bitch Dykstra still had to cheat to win.

Jerry Lawler: God I... I can't believe it. I mean, we need some help out here for Jeff Hardy. Jeff is down, he's hurt and-

Jim Ross: (Interrupting) Aw now would ya' look at this! You gotta be kiddin' me Dykstra!

The reason for J.R.'s disgust is that in the ring, Dykstra has dragged Jack Doan away from tending to Jeff, leaving Doan down on the mat. Dykstra stands over him, and the camera hears Kenny shout "Raise my hand!". Obviously worried and concerned for the wellbeing, Doan pulls himself back to his feet and rushes past Kenny to return to Jeff, but Dykstra steps infront, blocking Doan's path, pushing the referee in the chest and shouting "RAISE... MY HAND... NOW!!". Reluctantly, Doan is forced to grip Kenny's left wrist, raising his hand in the air as Kenny hoists up the Intercontinental Title with his right hand. The heat is damn near ungodly right now, but it soon changes to a pop, as sprinting down the ramp comes MATT HARDY! The other Hardy slides into the ring, which causes Dykstra to quickly dive through the ropes. Matt immediately tends to his brother, waving to the back for EMTs and agents to come down to the ring and help. The camera begins to switch between the fallen Jeff, his concerned brother Matt, while on the outside the new Intercontinental Champion slowly backs up the aisle as we fade into a video package.


*Video Package*

We fade into a dimly lit gym, which has clearly seen better days. Smashed windows, a dusty ring, wooden bleachers, it appears to be a high school gym...

Narrator: For years he has carved a reputation as one of the very best...

We now see a slender built man aiming a series of stiff kicks at an unknown opponent, and in-between brief flashes of light we see this man is wearing maroon coloured tights...

Narrator: He has travelled the world, winning countless championships...

We now see this man engaging in a submission move with his unknown opponent, namely the cattle mutilation...

Narrator: But now...

We see our man now dressed in street clothes, leaving the shoddy gym, a blinding white light flooding the screen as he swings open the double doors...

Narrator: He brings his skill, talent and recognition...

The white light fades, and now we see the man back in his ring gear, stood in a WWE ring in an empty arena...

Narrator: To the WWE!

The camera revolves around the man, who stares into the rafters of the arena...

???: My name, is Bryan Danielson...

The camera now comes to a stop, with the man staring straight at it, a determined look in his eyes...

???: And Smackdown better be ready... for me!

The camera lingers for a few seconds before we fade to black and then the following graphic appears...

"BRYAN DANIELSON - COMING SOON TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!"


*End Video Package*

We now cut to the earlier room where Teddy Long was overseeing the process of the drawing of Royal Rumble spots. Layla and Maria continue to act as eye candy next to the tumbler, but there is a much less jovial atmosphere in the room, as the camera pans to reveal Mr. McMahon and his son Shane are now in the room. Teddy stands near the tumbler, while the McMahons are stood infront of a TV screen...

Mr. McMahon: Now that... that was impressive. That's the kinda ruthlessness I wanna see outta one of the youngest guys in my company. That Kenny Dykstra... that kid could make a big name for himself on Monday Night Raw.

Shane McMahon: Yeah. Yeah, he was impressive. Very impressive. I dunno about this Bryan Danielson guy though. I mean, where the hell d'ya find that guy?

Mr. McMahon: Well, that was one of Teddy's signings. Where did you find that Danielson guy?

Teddy Long: Oh believe me Mr. McMahon, he came highly recommended. People the world over know this guy. He's had some of the best matches outside of the WWE that you'll ever see. Trust me playa, once you see him on Friday Night Smackdown, you'll find out just how good he is.

Mr. McMahon: Can't say I've ever heard of the guy before. You ever heard of him before?

Shane McMahon: No. No, me neither.

Mr. McMahon: You better hope he's as good as you say he is Teddy. AH! Well, from some of the new, young Superstars of the WWE to one of the all time greats!

Everyone in the room turns to see the entrance of the legend that is Ric Flair. A chorus of "WOOO" is heard from inside the arena as Flair strolls towards the McMahon's...

Mr. McMahon: Ric Flair! How are ya' Ric?

Feeling a little uneasy at Vince's unusually happy disposition, Flair smiles nervously before shaking Vince's hand...

Ric Flair: I'm feelin' good Vinny Mac! Better than that, I'm feelin' GREAT! Tonight is the night that Ric Flair wins the Royal Rumble for the second time! I can feel it! 15 years ago, I won the Royal Rumble, and I styled and profiled all the to the MAIN EVENT of Wrestlemania VIII and I'm doin' it again tonight baby! WOOOO!

Mr. McMahon: Alright, alright. Why don't you step right up and pick your number there Ric.

???: If ya' don't mind, I'll go first.

Again the attention of everyone in the room is drawn towards the door, with the latest entry to the room being none other than 'The Game' Triple H! A mixed response of cheers and boos welcomes the arrival of Triple H, with the crowd still unsure as to where Triple H stands. It appears everyone in the room shares these feelings, as an uneasy standoff ensues between all present...

Triple H: Hey Ric. How's it goin'?

Ric Flair: I'm good my friend, I'm good. But I got a lil' somethin' to say to you brother.

Triple H: Oh yeah? What's that?

Ric Flair: This thing with you and Shawn... what's the deal with that man? You two can't even shake hands, act like men and put it behind you?

Triple H: Listen Ric, I'd love to tell you it was that easy. I may have over reacted a bit two weeks ago but... he hit me in the head with a damn chair! You know how much I hated Orton and Edge, you know how much it meant to me to beat their asses for the tag titles. I wanted it Ric... I wanted it bad. And Shawn took it away from me. He hit me in the head with a steel chair... and that was it. I lost out on the titles, I lost out on gettin' back at Edge and Orton... I lost out. And why did I lose out? Because I put my trust in somebody else. I trusted Shawn... and he let me down.

Ric Flair: Aw c'mon Hunter! You know... you damn well KNOW... that Shawn didn't hit you with that chair on purpose. After all you two have been through over the years, after all you two have gone through together... you owe him at least a handshake.

Deep in thought over Flair's words, The Game looks down to the ground to compose himself before looking back at Flair...

Triple H: Y'know, maybe you're right. Maybe I do owe Shawn a handshake. But it's not gonna happen tonight. Tonight is the Royal Rumble. It's every man for himself. You know that, I know that... and you can be damn sure Shawn knows that too. You saw what happened in the battle royal last Monday night. Shawn kicked me over the top rope the first chance he got, just like he'll kick me over the top rope tonight if he gets a chance to. Maybe one day I'll stand in the ring and I'll listen to his apology... but until then... I'm focused on winning the Royal Rumble and goin' to Wrestlemania.

And with that, 'The Game' turns and dips his hand in the tumbler, drawing out a number. Trips looks at the number, before he smiles and turns to leave...

Triple H: See ya' later Ric. Say "Hi" to Steph for me Shane!

Flair watches Triple H exit the room, a concerned look on his face. Flair shakes his head, with the camera staying focused on him until we cut back into the arena.

To hear from the Smackdown announce desk as Michael Cole and JBL are ready for the next match...


Michael Cole: Well, those were certainly some strong words from Triple H. But right now, we've got a World Heavyweight Championship match to think about partner.

John Bradshaw Layfield: A what a match this is gonna be! The World Heavyweight Champion, 'The Wounded Animal', Batista, takes on the man who ever since he was named number one contender has hurt and damaged Batista in a way I've never seen. We've already seen one title change hands tonight, and I think we're gonna see another one change hands right now! I can't wait to see it happen!

Michael Cole: Well you referred to Batista as 'The Wounded Animal', let's take you back folks and see just how these two came together.

*Video Package*


We cut back to four weeks ago and the first Smackdown of 2007, where a fatal four way match takes place to determine the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. King Booker, The Undertaker and Kane all seek a shot at Batista, but it's Finlay who grabs victory, a shillelagh shot to the skull of Kane handing the Irishman the victory.

Batista: Bring the fight, bring your shillelagh, hell, bring that damn leprechaun too! But you better understand this Finlay... I'm ready for ANYTHING you can throw at me. You may be the Belfast Brawler... but I'm The Animal... and guess what Finlay? I love to fight too!!

The following week on Smackdown, where Batista and Finlay meet in tag team action, with Kane partnering 'The Animal' while Mr. Kennedy teams with Finlay. Once again the shillelagh plays a part, as Finlay grabs his trusty weapon and cracks Batista over the head with it behind the referee's back, allowing Finlay to pin the World Heavyweight Champion to pick up the win for his team. After the match, a brutal beatdown takes place, with Finlay unloading with the shillelagh, delivering shot after shot to Batista, in particular targeting Batista's left shoulder.

John Bradshaw Layfield: ...the World Heavyweight Champion is down and he is out cold! Irish eyes are smillin' bright as their boy Finlay just got a HUGE psychological advantage over The Animal.

Batista: Finlay... drag your ass out here... RIGHT... NOW!!

Nine days ago, where Batista steps out, his left shoulder heavily taped, to challenge Finlay to a fight there and then. Finlay answers, and we kick off Smackdown in explosive fashion as the two brawl all over the ringside area. It takes Teddy Long and a posse of security to separate the pair.

Later in the show, the main event sees Batista take on Mr. Kennedy. Batista has Kennedy up for the Batista Bomb... only for Finlay to storm the ring and nail Batista on the injured shoulder with his shillelagh. Just as it looks like Kennedy and Finlay are gonna have their way with 'The Animal', Kane races down to the ring to make the save. Finlay bails, leaving Kennedy to face an almighty Batista Bomb!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Batista may be standin' tall, but Finlay is still standin' too. Neither man has given an inch tonight!

And finally two nights ago, on the final Smackdown before the Rumble, where on his way to the ring for a tag team match where Finlay would team with King Booker to face Batista and The Undertaker, Finlay is confronted by Teddy Long.

Teddy Long: Listen playa. These last few weeks, you won a lot of matches, and you done a whole of damage to Batista. But you been doin' it with a weapon in yo' hand playa. And I ain't gonna stand for that no more... you hand over that shillelagh, or I'm gonna cancel your title match this Sunday. I ain't gonna stand for you usin' that no mo' playa. Now... hand it over.

And onto the title match, where Finlay and Batista's confrontation winds up in an all out brawl between the two, neither man caring about the tag match, with both men wanting to beat the hell out of each other ahead of the Royal Rumble.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Batista and Finlay are gonna fight all night! Hell, they might still be fightin' by the time we make it to the Royal Rumble!

The final image before the Rumble is that of Batista and Finlay, brawling on the aisle neither man backing down as we fade to black.


*End Video Package*

Back into the arena, where a lone bell rings as Tony Chimel stands in the ring...

Tony Chimel: The following is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the WORLD... HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPIONSHIP!!

"MY NAME IS FINLAY... AND I LOVE TO FIGHT..."

*LAMBEG...*


After an initial pop the crowd quickly turns to boos as Finlay angrily marches down to the ring. Conspicuous by their absence are both Finlay's shillelagh and The Little Bastard...

Tony Chimel: Introducing first... the challenger... from Belfast, Northern Ireland... weighing in at 232 pounds... FIIIINNNNLAY!

Michael Cole: And you'll all notice that there is no shillelagh in Finlay's hand tonight. Two nights ago on Smackdown, Teddy Long banned Finlay from bringing that shillelagh to ringside, and I think it's a great call. If Finlay is as tough as he claims he is, he won't need the shillelagh to win tonight.

John Bradshaw Layfield: What d'ya mean IF he’s as tough as he claims? The damage Finlay has done to Batista over these last few weeks proves exactly how tough Finlay is. There's no doubt about it Cole, Finlay wore Batista down and tonight he's goin' in for the kill, shillelagh or no shillelagh!

In the ring, Finlay paces, eagerly anticipating the arrival of...

*I WALK ALONE...*

It's a great pop that welcomes the World Heavyweight Champion into the arena. Batista charges out from the back, stopping at the top of the aisle to pound his chest before dropping into his machine gun motion to set off a mega burst of pyros. As the crowd goes crazy, Finlay drops to the outside, standing infront of the Smackdown announce desk, giving the champion plenty of space to enter the ring...

Tony Chimel: And his opponent... from Washington, D.C... weighing in at 290 pounds... he is the World Heavyweight Champion... 'The Animal'... BATIIIIISSSSTTTAAA!

Michael Cole: It is deafening in this arena right now! Batista, the World Heavyweight Champion, is here looking' for a fight! 'The Animal' wants to get his hands on the man who has caused him so much pain in recent weeks.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Yeah you can say that all you want Cole. Look at that left shoulder, it's still heavily taped up. Batista may want to get his hands on Finlay, but he's not look gonna like what happens when Finlay starts unloading on 'The Animal'. This is gonna be nothin' but a brawl, and I'm gonna love every minute of it!




World Heavyweight Championship Match:
World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Finlay

As the bell rings, both men are stood against the ropes at opposite sides of the ring from each other, with Finlay only just having stepped through the ropes. The challenger flashes that toothy grin of his as he points towards the heavily taped shoulder of the champion, with the camera zooming in to hear Finlay ask “How’s that arm doin’?”. Batista merely snarls in response, wanting to just get the match started. Finlay steps towards ‘The Animal’, and the pair lock up for a collar and elbow tie up... to which Batista pushes Finlay half way across the ring! Finlay crashes to the mat and quickly rolls to the ropes, a stunned lock on his face, with Cole and JBL quick to point out that the damaged shoulder doesn’t seem to be having any effect of the power of ‘The Animal’. The challenger slams his hand off the mat, quickly charging into another collar and elbow tie up... and once again Batista powers Finlay down to the mat, the challenger quickly back on his feet though, this time kicking the bottom rope out of sheer frustration. Pausing to try regain his composure, Finlay stands against the ropes, staring at the champion who shouts “C’mon!” in response.

One more time Finlay goes for a tie up, but this time he quickly breaks the tie up to snap a headbutt against Batista’s left arm, causing the champion to immediately grimace in pain. The challenger then grabs Batista by the wrist, driving his own elbow into the shoulder before going for an Irish whip... but Batista runs straight through Finlay with a shoulder block! Careful to take the contact on his good arm, Batista briefly clutches his left arm before he snaps Finlay’s head back with a pair of right hands. Batista backs Finlay into the ropes, sending the challenger across with an Irish whip, while the champion also rears off the ropes... to run through Finlay with a big time clothesline! This time Finlay crawls for the corner, but Batista is straight on him, pulling Finlay to his feet and then driving his shoulder into the gut of the challenger. Another two thrusts of the shoulder land on the midsection, before Batista looks to send Finlay to the opposite corner... but the challenger reverses, and he charges at Batista... who steps out of the corner to hammer Finlay with a big boot to the face! Finlay’s head bounces off the canvas, but the challenger, perhaps unwisely, quickly staggers back to his feet near the ropes, with ‘The Animal’ building momentum to attack... and send Finlay flying to the outside with a clothesline!

The crowd pops as in the ring ‘The Animal’ slaps his chest, before he steps through the ropes to join Finlay on the outside. The challenger is stunned, and it only gets worse as Batista grabs him by the head, smashing Finlay face first off of the Smackdown announce desk. Finlay bounces off the desk and hits the floor, but Batista wastes little time in pulling Finlay to his feet, only to scoop the challenger up onto his shoulders... to lawndart Finlay into the steel ring post... no! Finlay drops down behind, and with the champion’s momentum and a push in the back, Batista HITS THE RINGPOST INJURED SHOULDER FIRST! The champion immediately cries out in pain, grasping at his arm while Finlay is doubled over, trying to take in some deep breaths to recover from the early onslaught he suffered. With Batista still stood against the post, his shoulder pressed against it, Finlay grabs Batista’s left wrist, pulling the shoulder against the ringpost, placing his boot against the post to add extra pressure on the arm. Batista cries out in agony, but Finlay is unrelenting, causing the referee to administer a five count, admonishing Finlay when he finally releases his grip at four. Batista walks away from the post, still in considerable pain, but Finlay doesn’t let him rest, rolling ‘The Animal’ back into the ring.

Batista props himself up against the turnbuckle, allowing Finlay to aim two stiff kicks to the shoulder, before the challenger goes for an Irish whip across... but Batista reverses, and he’s ready as Finlay bounces out of the corner... into a back body drop! Still wincing, Batista cracks Finlay with a hard right that sends Finlay to the corner, where once again Batista whips him across. Finlay hits the corner hard, staying against the turnbuckle, so ‘The Animal’ charges... SPEAR IN THE CORNER... NO! Finlay dives for safety, which sees Batista HIT THE RING POST SHOULDER FIRST! Finlay avoids the contact, and he quickly moves to drag Batista from the corner, pulling the champion in for a short arm clothesline. With Batista down, Finlay holds the left arm down to the mat, before jumping up in the air for double foot stomp right across the arm. With the champion still grounded, Finlay now crouches near the arm, repeatedly driving his knee into the shoulder joint. Finlay then wrenches the arm into a seated armbar, trying soften up the champion a little more. Finlay pulls Batista’s left arm across his knee, applying pressure, but it’s still too early in the match to keep ‘The Animal’ grounded, as Batista is able to quickly fight back to his feet. Finlay tries to keep the hold locked in, but a pair of right hands from the champion soon breaks his grip, and when Finlay swings with a right hand, Batista ducks, firing back with an atomic drop and then a big clothesline that plants the challenger.

While he waits for Finlay to get back to his feet, Batista shakes his left arm, trying to get some feeling back. The challenger returns to a vertical base, where Batista is waiting, taking Finlay up into the air for a vertical suplex... but Batista can’t hold Finlay in the air, the pain in his arm too severe. Batista has to drop Finlay, who lands on his feet, immediately grabbing the arm... SINGLE ARM DDT! Once again Batista cries in agony, and Finlay quickly goes for a cover...

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Batista powers out, but Finlay quickly moves to mount the champion, laying in with a string of stiff right hands. Finlay then drags Batista towards the ropes, placing ‘The Animal’ on the second rope, reaching around to pull the rope tight against Batista’s throat, choking the champion. The ref is there again to admonish the challenger, serving Finlay with a five count. Finlay holds the choke in as long as he dares, before he turns and charges off the opposite ropes, dropping his leg across Batista’s neck. Batista coughs as he collapses to the mat, and Finlay is quick to grab the weakened arm, pushing down onto the mat to drop a snap legdrop across it. Batista pulls the arm into his body to try and cover up, but Finlay simply yanks it back onto the mat, again snapping down with the legdrop. With Batista still down on the mat, Finlay grabs the arm, wrenching it behind the champion’s back, locking on a seated hammerlock. Finlay then looks to up the pressure, wrenching the arm further upwards, forcing Batista to lie flat on his stomach. Now Finlay is in control, the hammerlock applied tight, allowing the challenger to drive the occasional knee into the arm. Finlay continues to apply pressure, but Batista tries his best to fight free, managing to push himself onto his knees. This causes Finlay to mount Batista’s back, trying to apply all his weight to keep Batista grounded. It’s no good however as Batista fights back to his feet, the crowd cheering as now it’s the challenger who’s in a compromising position. With Finlay on his back, Batista reaches up, grabbing Finlay by the head and using a standing snapmare to send Finlay over his head and down to the mat.

However, the damage done by Finlay has taken its toll, as the champion is unable to build on his breaking free of the hold, as it’s Finlay who is quickly back on his feet to swing a right hand... but Batista blocks, returning fire with a right of his own. With Finlay staggered, ‘The Animal’ goes on the attack, rocking Finlay with right after right, backing the challenger to the corner. Batista then looks to send Finlay across, but Finlay reverses the momentum, whipping Batista into the corner from where he came. The short distance gives Batista no time to brace himself, and he hits turnbuckle full force on his shoulder. With Batista facing into the corner, Finlay sees this as a chance to go for the pin, as he grabs the champion and pulls him down for a rollup...

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Batista defiantly kicks out, and the force of the kick out sends Finlay through the ropes to the floor! Finlay crashes hard to the outside, with the champion quickly rolling under the bottom ropes to try and take advantage. On the outside, Finlay staggers back to his feet, walking up the aisle for a few steps to try and distance himself from Batista. The tactic works to an extent as when Batista approaches from behind, Finlay is able to snap off an elbow to the gut. Batista doubles over, and Finlay sees this as a great chance to do some damage, as he pulls Batista in... DDT ON THE FLOOR... NO!! Batista counters... BACK BODY DROP ON THE CONCRETE!! The crowd comes alive as Finlay flies through the air, crashing hard to the concrete below. Batista, still feeling the effects of the damage from Finlay’s earlier attack drops to his knees, while the referee has raced down the aisle to admonish both men and encourage them to return to the ring.

Crying in pain, Finlay is dragged back to his feet, and now the champion senses he has a body part to target, as he drives Finlay spine first into the barricade. The nearby fans cheer wildly and pat both competitors on the back, with Batista grabbing the challenger and walking him back down towards the ring. With the battle now taking a painful turn for Finlay, Batista looks to continue to attack the back, as he stops at the base of the aisle and takes Finlay up... SCOOP SLAM ON THE FLOOR! Again Finlay cries out in pain, with the padded floor offering little comfort compared to the concrete. The referee tries to regain control, shouting at Batista to return to the ring, to which the champion obliges, casually ducking his head under the bottom rope to break the count before he returns to the fallen challenger. Grabbing Finlay by the head, Batista pulls Finlay to his feet to drive him into the ring apron, the challenger crumpling to his knees on impact. Still favouring his left arm, Batista is determined to do some damage, so he carefully drags Finlay back up, eyeing up the steel steps. Grabbing Finlay by the wrist, the champion goes for an Irish whip... but Finlay reverses... and BATISTA CRASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!! The top half of the steps fly on impact, and ‘The Animal’ writhes in agony on the floor. After taking a few seconds to recover, Finlay snaps off a boot to the shoulder, before rolling Batista back into the ring to hook the leg...

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Batista rolls the shoulder, frustrating Finlay again. With the champion grounded, Finlay shows a bit of arrogance as he stamps down on the shoulder, smiling as he does so. Batista tries to struggle back to his feet, but his attempt ends as Finlay snaps off yet another boot to the injured arm. With ‘The Animal’ on his knees near the ropes, Finlay grabs the damaged arm, wrapping it around the top rope. Finlay pulls down on the arm, applying serious pressure to the shoulder, with the camera zooming in to hear both the snarls of the challenger and the grimaces of the champion. The ref is on hand to again deliver the five count, with Finlay taking every second of it, finally letting go just before five. Batista slumps to the mat, holding his arm tight, while Finlay, the calculating veteran, lines Batista up for another attack, pulling Batista to his feet... but out of nowhere ‘The Animal’ connects with a right hand, and another, and a third lands on Finlay’s head before the challenger knows what’s hit him. Dazed, Finlay staggers backwards, until out of sheer desperation he fires a kick to the midsection. Finlay tries to shake away a few cobwebs, as he climbs to the second rope, holding his hands above his head, obviously looking for a double axe handle to the shoulder, but as he launches himself, ‘The Animal’ has a burst of energy, stepping towards the flying Irishman... to counter with a TWISTING SPINEBUSTER!! Batista plants Finlay, but the impact takes a toll on the champion too, as he clutches his arm before hooking the leg...

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Finlay manages to get the shoulder up, giving us the closest near fall of the match thus far. Still clutching at his shoulder in pain, Batista slowly staggers to his feet, pulling Finlay up with him. The challenger grabs at the small of his back, leaving him open to the stiff right hands the champion throws at him, the force pushing Finlay back against the ropes. ‘The Animal’ sends Finlay across the ring with an Irish whip, with Finlay unable to stop himself running straight into a big back body drop! The crowd pops as the champion looks to continue to build offence, and as Finlay gets back to his feet, Batista attacks, nailing a massive clothesline that turns the challenger inside out. On his knees down on the mat, Finlay holds out his hands, almost begging Batista to be lenient on him, but the champion is not in the mood for slowing down, grabbing Finlay and sending him to the corner with a hard Irish whip. The champion then lines Finlay up, charging in for a big time clothesline against the turnbuckle. Finlay’s legs look like they’re about to turn buckle as he holds the top rope, lumbering to the centre of the ring, where Batista again fires him across with an Irish whip... straight into a MASSIVE SPINEBUSTER!!

The crowd erupts again as Batista is quickly back on his feet, shaking the ropes, but only doing so with his good right hand, still continuing to favour the left. Both thumbs go up... and then down, and the crowd comes alive again as Batista looks ready to finish things. Finlay can barely make it back to his knees, but when he does, out of sheer desperation he grabs the referee, using the ref almost as a human shield, placing the ref between the champion and the challenger. Batista, out of frustration, grabs the ref by the collar, forcibly removing him from the situation. But this distraction is all the opening Finlay needs, as when Batista pulls the ref out of the way, he turns his back on the challenger... who nails Batista with a LOW BLOW!! The crowd winces and groans as ‘The Animal’ crumples to the mat in pain. The referee turns and plays dumb, wondering what on earth happened to Batista, with Finlay of course playing dumb as to how the nature of the match swung back in his favour. Still seated on the mat, Finlay quickly moves to rolls Batista onto his back, hooking both legs tight for a cover...

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The crowd cheers as the defiant champion powers out, hanging onto the title once again. Enraged that his dirty tactics didn’t get him the three, Finlay is straight back to his feet, mouthing off at the referee. Turning back to Batista, Finlay now looks to show his technical expertise, as he yanks on the left arm, twisting and turning... and locking on a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Almost immediately, ‘The Animal’ cries out in agony as Finlay wrenches back on the shoulder, looking to rip Batista’s arm right out of the socket. Pushing up with his feet, Finlay applies all kinds of strain and tension to the arm. The referee slides down next to ‘The Animal’, checking if he wants to submit, while Finlay continues to up the pressure, placing more and more strain on the shoulder, all the while screaming “Tap! Tap!” at the champion. Somehow, despite clearly being in agony, Batista claws at the canvas, trying to pull himself and Finlay towards the ropes. Slowly, Batista drags Finlay towards safety, but with every inch closer to safety Batista gets, the Irishman rears back, further wrenching on the arm in an attempt to finally make Batista tap out. It appears to be working, as Batista, still unable to reach the ropes, drops his head to the mat in a slump. The ref is there to check on Batista’s status, asking if the champion wishes to submit, but there’s no response, as it appears the champion has passed out due to the pain. Finlay continues to up the pressure, with the referee taking one final check on ‘The Animal’... who has a sudden surge of power! Screaming in determination, Batista uses what strength he has left, using his right arm to power himself towards the ropes. Finlay shakes his head almost in disbelief in the effort shown by Batista, and with one final push, Batista reaches out an arm... TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE!

The crowd erupts again as Batista survives, much to the disgust of Finlay, who gives it one final wrench of the arm before finally releasing the hold as the ref’s five count hits four. With Batista still down, still clutching at his arm, Finlay now looks to make his move, crouching down in the middle of the ring, waiting for Batista to rise. Using his one good arm, it takes an age for ‘The Animal’ to rise, with Batista having to pull heavily on the top rope to finally make it back up. When he does, Batista still looks dazed from the pain he suffered, but he turns and staggers to the centre of the ring... straight into the waiting Finlay... who scoops Batista up onto his shoulder... looking for the CELTIC CROSS... NO!! Batista hammers Finlay’s head with elbows, managing to drop down onto his feet... to kick Finlay in the gut, doubling the challenger over, then pulling him in... and taking him up into the air... BATISTA-BOMB!!! The champion plants the challenger, slumping to the mat, clutching at his arm, but finally moving over to make the cover...

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Batista looks up, wondering why in the hell the referee hasn’t counted the three, and he soon finds his answer... THE LITTLE BASTARD IS UP ON THE APRON!! Having scurried out from under the ring, The Little Bastard now has the referee distracted near the ropes. Batista stands up, leaving the fallen Finlay behind, walking to the apron and pushing the ref aside... to GRAB THE LITTLE BASTARD!! Grabbing the little guy by the collar of his jacket, Batista shouts “Get the hell outta here!” as him. The ref protests, begging Batista not to do any damage, but with his back turned on the ring, neither the ref nor Batista see Finlay over in the corner, reaching down in behind the steel steps... to PULL OUT A SHILLELAGH! Immediately Cole screams down the headset to remind us all about the stipulation banning the shillelagh, but it means little as Finlay now has his trusty weapon in hand. With the ref finally managing to convince Batista to loosen his grip on The Little Bastard, the referee doesn’t see Batista turn towards Finlay... who goes to strike with the shillelagh... NO! Batista sees him coming, kicking Finlay in the midsection. The force of the kick causes Finlay to drop the weapon, and Batista picks up... AND CRACKS THE SHILLELAGH ACROSS FINLAY’S SKULL!!!! The arena damn near explodes as after weeks of suffering at the hands of the shillelagh, Batista lets Finlay know how it feels, tossing the weapon from the ring and hooking both legs, just in time for the referee to turn...

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Winner: And still World Heavyweight Champion, Batista @ 16.32

*I WALK ALONE...*

Batista rolls off of Finlay, exhausted from the barrage of punishment he took from Finlay. Continuing to sell the effects of Finlay's attack, Batista clutches at his left shoulder, briefly letting go to hold tight the World Heavyweight Championship as he's handed the belt by the referee. Using his good arm and a little assistance from the ref to pull himself back to his feet, Batista kisses his title before lofting it up in the air to another pop...

Tony Chimel: Here is your winner... and STILL World Heavyweight Champion... 'The Animal'... BATIIIIISSSSTTTAAA!

Michael Cole: I gotta admit, several times tonight I thought it was over. I thought Finlay had done enough to break Batista, but-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interrupting) Ah shut the hell up Michael! God it makes me sick! HE CHEATED! BATISTA CHEATED! How the hell is Finlay not the World Heavyweight Champion right now!? I saw it, you saw it, the whole freakin’ world saw it! Batista cheated! Finlay should be the World Heavyweight Champion right now!

Michael Cole: I don't know what to tell ya' partner, but it was Finlay who brought that shillelagh into the ring. Batista just gave him a taste of his own medicine.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Ah that’s a god damn crock! That is typical of you Cole. You only see what you wanna see! I saw it. Batista is a down and out cheat! Don’t you dear try and deny it Cole!

Batista slowly begins the long walk back up the aisle, slapping hands with his right hand, the title slung over that shoulder as we fade into a video package...


*Video Package*

We open to a pitch black, with the faint sound of a revving motor engine slowly but surely getting louder...

Narrator: The road may be long...

Slowly on the horizon we see a red convertible driving over a hill, heading towards a sunset which lights the screen...

Narrator: The journey may be treacherous...

The revs of the engine increase and get louder, with the camera closing in on shots of the side of the car...

Narrator: But you'll love every second of it!

We now skim along the rear of the car, the sun glistening on the chrome duel exhaust...

Narrator: So strap yourself in...

The car now speeds past a road sign that reads "8 MILE ROAD"...

Narrator: And get ready!

From behind we see an image of the Detroit skyline, with our car heading down a straight road towards it...

Narrator: 20 years on, Wrestlemania returns to Detroit, Michigan!

More fast paced shots of the car racing through the streets of Detroit...

Narrator: And it's going to be...

The car suddenly crashes into the screen, with the grill of the car having the official Wrestlemania 23 logo and tagline printed on it...

Narrator: The ride of your life!



"WWE WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - APRIL 1ST - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

We cut backstage to see Todd Grisham is standing by ready for an interview...

Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... he is the WWE Champion... John... Cena!

The crowd pops loudly, as Cena enters the frame with his game face on, briefly nodding a hello in Grisham's direction while adjusting the WWE Championship that is perched on his shoulder...

Todd Grisham: And John, we are just moments away from your WWE Championship match with Rob Van Dam. John, do you have any final thoughts ahead of your match tonight?

Cena pauses before answering, taking his time to choose his response carefully...

John Cena: My final thoughts? Well, it's pretty simple Todd. Right now, the only thoughts in my head, the only thing on my mind right now... is beatin' Rob Van Dam and holdin' on to my WWE Championship.

Quick pop...

John Cena: Rob Van Dam is a guy I've got a lotta respect for. He's a hell of a wrestler. But tonight, I got a lot of points to prove to not only Rob Van Dam... to not only each and every fan in this arena and watchin' at home... and to myself. Rob Van Dam, last Monday night you questioned my heart. You questioned my desire! Well let me tell ya' RVD, ever since that night in the Hammerstein Ballroom when you took my WWE Championship away from me, it's taken all my heart and all my desire to get this title back!

Cena now pulls the title off his shoulder, holding it infront of the camera...

John Cena: So tonight RVD, I will prove to you, me, everybody watchin' just how much heart and how much desire for this business and this championship I really have! I owe you big time Van Dam, and tonight I get my payback! And when I do, you and everybody WWE fan are gonna realise that THE CHAMP...

Cena now stares straight down the frame with the camera zooming in on him...

John Cena: IS... HEEERRRREEEE!!!

The camera lingers on the intense image of Cena's face for a few moments until we cut back to the room where the Royal Rumble numbers are being drawn. Mr. McMahon and his son Shane remain in the room, as does Teddy Long. Layla and Maria continue to act as eye candy...

Mr. McMahon: God it makes me sick. To think that the WWE Championship is about to be defended by John Cena against Rob Van Dam. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Shane McMahon: Relax Dad. We'll take care of the two of 'em tomorrow night. Just wait it out Dad.

Mr. McMahon: Alright, alright. Let's keep this thing moving along here. Alright... who's up next? Oh you gotta be...

With a look of disgust on his face McMahon turns away from the entrance to the door. The camera turns to show us that it's ECW Champion Bobby Lashley who has entered the scene...

Mr. McMahon: The Eee-Cee-Dubya Champion Bobby Lashley.

Bobby Lashley: Vince. Shane. Hey Teddy! How you doin' man?!

Teddy Long: It's all good baby! I like that title belt over your shoulder man, that's a good look for ya' playa!

By turning to speak to Teddy, Lashley turns his back on Vince, further annoying the Chairman of the Board...

Mr. McMahon: HEY! Who do you think you are Lashley? You don't turn your back on me when I'm talkin' to you! I thought I told you I didn't want to see that ECW Title on your shoulder anymore. I don’t want that worthless piece of garbage on my shows anymore.

Bobby Lashley: You did say that Vince. I just decided... I didn't want to listen to ya'.

Mr. McMahon: Oh really? Well isn't it a shame that the winner of the Royal Rumble won't be able to challenge you. I refuse to allow that piece of garbage to be part of my Wrestlemania main event, you understand me? Face it Lashley, that title is nothin' but trash!

Bobby Lashley: Oh yeah? Well I think that...

???: Excussemay, excussemay, excussemay. Haha!

The attention in the room again turns to the doorway, where we see Armando Alejandro Estrada and Umaga have decided now is the time for them to choose their Royal Rumble spot. Estrada barges past Lashley to shake a now beaming Mr. McMahon's hand...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Senor McMahon! Is how ju' say... haha... a pleasure to meet ju' Sir!

Mr. McMahon: Well, well. Mr. Estrada. Always nice to meet a fellow successful business man. How's the ol' monster over there gettin' on? Still undefeated from what I hear?

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Ah, Senor McMahon! The Saaaaamoan Bulldozerrr Umaga, he is ready to win tonight amigo! Todos, we want to see Umaga, one on one with any champion in the main event of Wrestlemania amigo!

Mr. McMahon: Alright! Well, step right up, make your choice and-

Bobby Lashley: (Interrupting) I think you'll find I'm up next.

Lashley steps forward to dip his hand into the tumbler, only for Umaga to step infront of him. Quickly the two bulls are nose to nose, with Umaga snarling in Lashley's face...

Mr. McMahon: Hoho! I don't think you want any part of that Lashley!

Lashley smiles at Umaga before barging past him, the two colliding shoulders, with Lashley finally being able to make his pick...

Bobby Lashley: Hey Estrada. You tell Umaga... I'll see him in the ring tonight. And anytime he feels like it... he can put that undefeated record on the line... against me!

And with that, Lashley walks off, leaving behind the snarling Samoan. Estrada pats Umaga on the shoulder, trying to calm his beast down as we cut back to ringside.

Jim Ross: Certainly an intense situation there between Lashley and Umaga. One can only imagine what it would be like if those two ever met in the ring. But folks, up next, the WWE Championship is on the line. John Cena, one of the most passionate young men in the business today, meets Rob Van Dam, the epitome of what it meant to be extreme.

Jerry Lawler: Oh boy what a match this is gonna be! We know they both don't have much love for Mr. McMahon, but it's not about that. Tonight, it's about the WWE Championship. And we all remember what happened the last time those two met with the title on the line.

Jim Ross: It was in the Hammerstein Ballroom at ECW One Night Stand last Summer when Cena and Van Dam met. RVD won that night, but just who will leave the WWE Champion when it's all said and done tonight?

*Video Package*

New Year's Night, where Mr. McMahon kicks off the show, trashing the legacy of ECW. Rob Van Dam appears, announcing his signing with Monday Night Raw by confronting McMahon, claiming the legacy of ECW will never die despite McMahon's best efforts. After taunting RVD, the segment ends with Van Dam delivering a five star frog splash to McMahon!

John Cena: Yeah, that's... that's good. I like that. I guess IF you win tonight... you'll be going after that ECW Championship again?

Rob Van Dam: Well... actually John... WHEN I win tonight... I think I'd rather challenge you... (pointing at the WWE Championship) for that.

The following week, where Van Dam lays down an informal challenge to Cena, claiming if he beats Bobby Lashley in his match later that evening Van Dam wants a shot at Cena and the WWE Championship. During the RVD/Lashley match, Mr. McMahon and his crony Jonathan Coachman make their presence felt, prompting Cena to charge the ring, chasing away McMahon and Coachman. Van Dam picks up the victory, and we go off the air to Cena giving RVD a salute from the top of the ramp, signifying that he accepts Van Dam's challenge.

Two weeks ago, where after their actions last week, Cena and Van Dam are subjected to matches of Mr. McMahon's choosing. Cena is forced to run the gauntlet, while RVD is put into action against Umaga. Both champion and challenger comes up short, with McMahon once again showing his authority over both.

John Cena: I look at you RVD, and I think... you're the one who got away. I fought and I battled to get back the WWE Championship, and now I have it, I ain't givin' it up for NOBODY!

Rob Van Dam: If you spent one second in an ECW locker room... You'd learn more about fire and passion and desire than you'll ever know Cena.

And finally, last Monday night, where Cena and Van Dam meet eye to eye for a contract signing under the supervision of Mr. McMahon. After both men sign on the line, the segment descends into chaos, with Vince slapping Cena in the face! This leads to Cena planting McMahon through a table with the FU, while Van Dam follows it up with a five star frog splash. In the ring, both Cena and RVD stare up at the biggest prize in the business, and that's the final iconic image we fade out on. The defiant champion and the determined challenger, both men standing tall as we fade to black.


*End Video Package*

*ONE OF A KIND...*

It's a great pop for Rob Van Dam, no doubt the largest of the night so far. RVD confidently swaggers down to the ring, slapping hands with a few ringside fans before climbing up the steps into the ring. Van Dam then jumps up to the middle turnbuckle to do his thumb taunt as the crowd enthusiastically responds with "ROB... VAN... DAM!!"...

Lillian Garcia: The following is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Championship! Introducing first, he is the challenger. From Battle Creek, Michigan... weighing in at 237 pounds... ROB... VAN... DAMMM!!!

Jim Ross: It was New Year's Night that Rob Van Dam very forcibly announced his return to Monday Night Raw by hittin' the five star frog splash on Mr. McMahon. Ever since that moment, Van Dam has had his sights set on John Cena and the WWE Championship. Tonight, RVD gets his opportunity at Cena and the gold.

Jim Ross: Gosh J.R. I honestly think this match is too close to call! I mean John Cena, the current WWE Champion, he's overcame tough challengers in the past... but he couldn't overcome Rob Van Dam the last time these two met. I dunno J.R., I'm not sure if I could even give ya' a prediction on this one.

In the ring, Van Dam shares a few words with referee Mike Chioda, while silence descends on the arena. Until...

*MY TIME IS NOW...*

Very much a mixed response, as has been the norm for months now for the WWE Champion. Cena though ignores the mix of boos, charging out from the back with his usual burst of enthusiasm. Cena pauses at the top of the aisle, adjusting the WWE Championship on his shoulder before saluting the ring and then charging towards Van Dam...

Lillian Garcia: And introducing his opponent... from WEST NEWBERRY, MASSACHUSSETS... weighing in at 240 pounds... he is the current WWE Champion... JOHNNNN CEEEEEEENAAAA!!!

Jim Ross: One of the most controversial Superstars in WWE history! Nobody prompts a response like John Cena does! Redemption is very much on the mind of the WWE Champion tonight, as John Cena looks for vindication against the man who Cena feels is the one who got away from him.

Jerry Lawler: J.R., as you like to say, business has picked up! Both men are ready, both men are confident. This is gonna be a great match, I can't wait to see what happens between these two!




WWE Championship Match:
WWE Champion John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam

Both men stand in opposite corners, Cena doing a few last minute stretches while RVD is the personification of calmness. A both men begin to slowly circle each other, the crowd makes their presence felt, as duelling chants of “Let’s Go Cena!” and “R-V-D!” break out, with both men pausing briefly to acknowledge the crowd. As the duelling chants continue, RVD points at Cena and then at the crowd, with the camera catching him saying “You hear that?”. Cena smiles and nods, and once again both men are circling the ring, until they come together in the middle for a collar and elbow tie up. Initially Van Dam stands up to the strength advantage of Cena, and he turns the initial tie up into a reverses waistlock. Cena quickly twists around into a waistlock of his own, then wrenches Van Dam around into a side headlock. Cena squeezes tight on the neck, twisting it in the centre of the ring, with Van Dam clawing to break free. Eventually RVD backs Cena into the ropes, sending him off them to break the hold, but the champion simply mows the challenger down with a shoulder block. Cena pauses briefly to stand over RVD, looking down at his opponent on the mat... but Cena doesn’t strike. Instead, in a display of the level of respect between the two, Cena backs away, allowing Van Dam to roll onto his knees and then stand up unopposed. Cena flicks his hands in RVD’s direction, calling “C’mon!” at his opponent at the two tie up again. This time it’s Van Dam who works into the headlock, but with a higher level of aggression than Cena showed. Cena tries to grab at RVD’s hair to break free, but the challenger simply twists on the neck, causing Cena to back RVD into the ropes and send him across. Van Dam springs off the ropes and Cena charges to the middle of the ring, swinging with a clothesline... Van Dam ducks, and he puts on the breaks... to rock Cena with a jumping spinning heel kick! Cena crashes to the mat and quickly rolls towards the corner, rubbing his chin, while Van Dam stands in the centre of the ring, offering Cena the same chance to return to his feet without challenge.

Cena nods in RVD’s direction, a much more determined look on his face now, stepping back to the centre of the ring where the two again lock up. This time Cena uses his strength advantage to back RVD into the corner, with referee Mike Chioda quickly in to call for a break. Although he does give the break, Cena snaps off a quick right hand, following with another pair of rights before a hard Irish whip sends RVD across the ring. Van Dam hits the opposite turnbuckle hard, clutching his back as he staggers into the arms of Cena, who takes RVD up... for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Cena quickly scoots over for an early cover...

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Van Dam kicks out, and both men quickly jump up, with Cena striking first, teeing off with two right hands before he backs RVD to the ropes, going for an Irish whip... RVD reverses, and he goes for a forward roll as Cena runs towards him... transitioning into a monkey flip! Cena hits the mat hard next to the ropes, but he’s quick to pull himself back up using the ropes... which allows RVD to charge and clothesline Cena over the top rope to the floor! The crowd pops as RVD takes the advantage, with Cena visibly angry after crashing to the floor. Sensing a chance to string together some offence, Van Dam walks towards the ropes, waiting for Cena to rise before launching himself... SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR! Again the crowd rises as RVD flies onto Cena, quickly mounting the champion to nail a trio of right hands.

Back on his feet, RVD drags Cena up with him, slamming the champion face first off the mat. Cena tries to distance himself by walking to the other side of the ring, shaking his head as he does, but RVD stays on him, grabbing Cena and this time slamming his head off the barricade. Cena drops to a knee, but Van Dam quickly hooks him up, lifting Cena up into the air... and dropping Cena gut first across the barricade! The champion cries out in pain, while RVD rolls under the bottom rope to break the count, but only for a second, as Van Dam then stands himself on the apron, looking down at Cena before he launches himself... TWISTING LEGDROP ACROSS THE BARRICADE!! Van Dam flies into Cena, with both crashing to the floor in a heap. Both men feel the effects of the move, with Van Dam feeling his lower back while Cena is down and motionless. RVD is first back up, and he drags Cena with him, rolling the champion back in the ring, knowing a count out does him no good. RVD looks to continue the attack, and with Cena down inside the ring, Van Dam springs up onto the apron, grabbing the top rope... SLINGSHOT SENTON! Van Dam crashes across Cena’s chest, and he quickly hooks the leg...

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Cena kicks out, with Van Dam not wasting anytime, pulling Cena back to his feet to connect on a series of right hands that back Cena into the corner. Van Dam then drives the shoulder into Cena’s gut, doing it twice before backflipping out of the corner and charging for a third turnbuckle thrust... but Cena sees RVD coming, and elevates the challenger over the top rope. Van Dam shows great balance to land on the apron, and as Cena turns, Van Dam throws a right hand... Cena blocks, and he swings with a right of his own, which RVD ducks, finally driving that third shoulder to the gut, doubling Cena over. This allows RVD to slingshot into the ring, rolling across Cena’s back to land on his feet with momentum, running the ropes to charge at Cena... but the champion fires back with a big time clothesline! The crowd rises, although not as much as for RVD’s previous attacks. Cena stays focused though, as he backs off to the ropes, waiting for RVD to rise before charging... running one-handed bulldog! Cena plants RVD face first, and the champion hooks the leg...

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Van Dam rolls his shoulder, staying in the match, but Cena has now taken charge, as he helps Van Dam up the champion rocks the challenger with a pair of rights before going for an Irish whip to the corner... but Van Dam uses the top ropes to elevate himself into the air, trying to go straight over the top of the charging Cena... but Cena puts on the breaks, catching RVD on his shoulders... in perfect position for the FU! But Van Dam fights with all he has to keep his grip on the top ropes, with Cena desperately trying to pull both himself and RVD into the centre of the ring. Van Dam fights with all he has to stay with the ropes... but eventually Cena breaks the grip! In the middle of the ring, Cena has Van Dam ready... FU... NO!! RVD’s legs flail wildly, and he’s able to fight free, landing on his feet... kick, but Cena catches the left foot... JUMPING SPINNING HEEL KICK! Van Dam connects with the right foot, and the force of the kick sends Cena to the mat and rolling under the bottom rope to the floor.

Cena hits the floor hard, but he’s able to quickly get back to his knees, reaching up to grab the bottom rope, pulling himself up onto the apron. But before Cena can finish his return to the ring, RVD charges, connecting with a baseball slide dropkick. Cena teeters, but he doesn’t fall back to the floor, his tight grip on the bottom rope keeping him on the apron. RVD immediately sees this as an opportunity, as he gets back up and grabs the top rope... SLINGSHOT GUILLOTINE LEGDROP!! Again RVD drops the leg across Cena’s back, this time with the champion perched across the apron. Cena immediately rolls to the centre of the ring, trying to distance himself from Van Dam to give him a chance to recover. On the outside, RVD pulls himself back up, sliding back into the ring to see Cena lying on the mat at the other side of the ring. This is all the invitation RVD needs as he charges... ROLLING THUNDER! RVD connects, and he quickly hooks the leg...

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The referee clearly points out to Van Dam that Cena has a foot on the rope, leaving the challenger disappointed. Van Dam presses on though, as he returns to his feet, waiting for Cena to rise... scoop slam puts Cena back down again, just infront of the turnbuckle. RVD then walks towards the corner, gripping the top rope with both hands and then pulling himself up... SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT... CENA GETS BOTH KNEES UP!! Van Dam crashes into the knees, causing the challenger to clutch at his midsection, rolling around on the mat, writhing in pain. Van Dam clutches and kicks the mat in pain, while in the corner Cena pulls himself back up, perching himself against the turnbuckle to try and rest a little. RVD uses the ropes to drag himself to his feet, but he’s still clutching his midsection as Cena charges... running neck snap! Cena plants RVD, and now the champion looks to quicken the pace of the match, as he stands at the opposite ropes waiting for RVD to rise... flying shoulder block! Cena knocks RVD back down, but both men are up quickly as Cena charges off the ropes again... flying shoulder block... no! RVD ducks underneath... and Cena crashes to the mat! Cena is near the ropes, pulling himself back to his feet, but this only encourages Van Dam, who charges... RUNNING CROSSBODY... KNOCKS BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

The crowd pops as the match again returns to the outside, with both J.R. and King pointing out the back and forth nature of the match so far, with neither man able to take control. On the outside, Van Dam is back to his feet first, pulling the champion up with him to slam Cena face first off the announce desk. Cena cries out, letting everyone in the arena hear the effect RVD’s offence is having on him. RVD grabs Cena by the head, looking to again smash Cena’s face off the announce desk... but the champion slams his hand down to block, scoring with an elbow to the gut... and then slamming Van Dam’s face of the desk! Still neither man can gain the upper hand, but that could be about to change as Cena grabs RVD by the wrist, going for an Irish whip... towards the steel steps... no! RVD reverses... sending Cena CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Cena hits the steps shoulder first, wincing in pain on the floor. RVD slowly stalks over to the champion, not giving him any time to rest, tossing the champion back into the ring under the bottom rope. Van Dam bounces up onto the apron, then quickly jumps up to the top rope, with Van Dam poised, ready to strike... FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH... NO!! Cena wisely rolls away from RVD before he can launch himself, but RVD sees it, and he manages to stay on the top rope as Cena rolls, waiting for Cena to stop before this time he does fly through the air... FLYING LEGDROP! Cena doesn’t roll far enough away, allowing Van Dam to hit a different move, and after taking a moment to clutch at the back of his thigh, the challenger hooks the leg...

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Cena stays alive at the last split second, rolling the shoulder. The crowd is still mixed, with a pop and boos greeting Cena’s ability to stay in the match. Both men are slow to get back to their feet, but when they do, it’s Cena who strikes first, the champion aiming a kick to the gut and then snapping off a DDT, almost out of desperation. Both men stay down, with RVD dazed from the DDT while Cena tries to recover. After checking on both competitors, the referee sees neither man looking like returning to their feet, so he starts his ten count...

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Cena is first to show signs of life, stirring and crawling towards RVD, and he drapes an arm across RVD’s chest....

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RVD rolls the shoulder, with the crowd responding with a great cheer. Cena rolls away to the corner, waiting for RVD to rise. The challenger takes an age to return to his feet, but when he does, Cena is waiting... to explode into Van Dam with a clothesline! Sensing now is his chance to attack, Cena looks to build momentum, as RVD quickly returns to his feet... only for Cena to knock him back down just as fast with another clothesline. The crowd rises as Cena looks to quicken the pace, throwing his arms in the air and shouting “Get up!” as Van Dam staggers to his feet... right into a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Cena plants RVD to complete the brief flurry of offense, and now he stares into the crowd, looking to feed off the cheers before he bends down, waving his hand in RVD’s face before he comes off the ropes... FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!! Cena drops the fist across Van Dam’s head, but instead of going for a cover, Cena jumps back to his feet, again soaking in the cheers of the crowd as he waits for Van Dam to rise. RVD takes an absolute age to get back up, but as he uses the top rope to pull himself to his feet, RVD turns into the middle of the ring and the waiting Cena... who hoists Van Dam up onto his shoulders... FU... NO!! Once again Van Dam thwarts Cena’s FU attempt, furiously hitting elbows to the face out of desperation. The elbows cause Cena to stop his motion, and this allows Van Dam to roll down the back of Cena... into a sunset flip... but Cena rolls all the way through, the momentum of the move propelling Cena straight up onto his feet, and with RVD still down on the mat, Cena reaches down, grabbing Van Dam by the ankle... twisting, stepping over the challenger... before dropping down to the mat, hooking his arms underneath the chin... to lock on THE STFU!!!

Cena strains to lock it in, but RVD out of sheer desperation fights and struggles to keep the free half of his body moving towards the ropes. Cena wrenches back on the neck, trying desperately to keep Van Dam from moving, but RVD shows great tenacity and determination to slowly inch his free leg towards the ropes. The crowd is close to fever pitch, with half the crowd cheering for the fact Cena has his deadly submission move locked in, while the other half is frantically trying to encourage Van Dam to make it to the ropes. Another cry rings out from the champion, as Cena wrenches back, applying all kinds of pressure on RVD’s neck, almost begging the challenger to tap out. Referee Mike Chioda is right there, lying on the mat, watching for a tap out, all the while the camera hears him shouting at RVD “You wanna quit Van Dam? You wanna submit?” Although he doesn’t answer, RVD defiantly refuses to give up, continuing to fight, scratch and claw his way towards the safety of the ropes. With one hand on the mat, desperately inching Van Dam towards the ropes, the challenger uses his other hand to try break Cena’s grip, clawing at the champions’ hands. It’s no use though as Cena continues to wrench on the neck, refusing to let go. Ever so slowly, inch by inch, RVD edges towards safety, causing Cena to lean further back, upping the pressure of the hold. Almost looking like he’s about to give up, RVD holds his hand in the air, the referee leaning in intently, waiting for the hand to drop... but it doesn’t! With one final, last gasp effort, RVD uses both arms to force himself towards the ropes. Cena shouts “NO!!” in response to RVD’s great display of strength, with the champion leaning back with all he has, but RVD makes one final push, striving for the ropes, and he reaches out... TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE!!

The reaction is split as RVD reaches the ropes, with a portion of the crowd wanting to see Cena finish Van Dam off with the STFU, but a larger portion relieved to see Van Dam is still in the match. Chioda is quickly on hand to give Cena a five count to break the hold, with the champion finally relinquishing his grip on four. It’s a distinct look of disappointment that is on Cena’s face as he slowly stands back up, realizing that having the STFU locked on and not getting the submission was a big opportunity lost. Seeing RVD still down in pain, and no doubt aware that his previous FU attempts have been rejected, Cena instead turns towards the corner, looking to take a risk in the hopes it kills off Van Dam’s chances. Cena steps through the ropes and carefully climbs to the top rope, steadying himself and slowly gaining his balance. He takes too long to do this though, as Van Dam is able to get back to his feet and spring to the corner... JUMPING SPINNING HEEL KICK... KNOCKS CENA OFF THE TOP TURNUBUCKLE TO THE FLOOR!!

It’s a huge fall for Cena, but it appears the kick was out of desperation by Van Dam, as the challenger collapses to the mat out of exhaustion. Cena is down on the outside, lying motionless, while in the ring RVD rolls towards the ropes, rolling under the bottom one to the outside. RVD finds Cena lying near the two announce desks, with RVD having to drag the near dead weight champion back to his feet. RVD garbs Cena by the head, smashing his face off the Smackdown announce desk. Cena hits the table hard, collapsing with the top half of his body on the desk. A push from RVD forces the rest of Cena’s body onto the desk, and the crowd pops in anticipation as they see Cena laid flat out on the Smackdown announce desk. The crowd again pops, this time much louder as slowly RVD turns his head... to the top rope! Quickly RVD rips the top of the desk, tossing monitors to the side as Michael Cole and JBL sense what could be coming, with both men moving quickly to distance themselves from Cena. Van Dam reaches up, grabbing the ropes to pull himself onto the apron. Slowly, Van Dam climbs to the top rope, carefully poising himself, before he exhales a deep breath. Down below, Chioda screams “No!”, frantically waving his arms, but the crowd is ready to explode, screaming and urging Van Dam to fly. Over at the Raw announce desk, J.R. and King are going nuts, begging Van Dam not to do it. But soon RVD leaves his crouched position, standing up before briefly pausing... but now he flies through the air... FIVE... STAR... FROG SPLASH... THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE DESK!!!

The roof damn near comes off the arena as the audience explodes, a massive pop ringing out for Van Dam. Pieces of the desk fly, bodies are strewn across the floor while a “Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” chant can be heard. It should be a disqualification or a count out, but it appears Chioda has lost all control as he’s willing to let it go, instead checking on the health of both men. Van Dam reaches up to grab the Raw announce desk, using it to ever so slowly drag himself to his feet, but even though RVD is back up first, he sells the effects of the attack he placed on Cena. The champion is still down, showing no sign of life, but the challenger is determined to press on, grabbing the arm of his lifeless opponent and pulling him free of the rubble and debris. Dragging Cena across the floor to the apron, Van Dam then reaches down to help Cena up, managing to force Cena back onto the mat, a final push rolling Cena into the ring before RVD follows Cena inside. With Cena near the ropes, Van Dam drags the champion into the middle of the ring before dropping down to his knees to hook the leg. It’s gotta be over?

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Unbelievably Cena rolls his left shoulder off the mat, the crowd still split as the champion stays alive. The camera focuses in on the face of the challenger, a look of dejection etched on it as Van Dam looks he’s wondering what’s it gonna take to put Cena away. Van Dam gingerly makes it back to a vertical base, but he shows fatigue as he staggers into the corner to prop himself up. Waiting for the champion rise, RVD takes a few deep breaths, with Cena having to grip the ropes with both hands to pull himself up. Cena is back up, but RVD is already making his move towards the champion... but out of nowhere Cena takes Van Dam down with an INSIDE CRADLE!

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Cena shocks everybody with the inside cradle, but he can’t surprise RVD for long enough to get the three count. Both men return to a vertical base, with the legs of both competitors looking shaky. RVD strikes first with a right hand, but Cena fires back with a right of his own. RVD... then Cena... then RVD again... but again Cena answers back, and now the champion looks to build momentum, connecting with another right hand and then a third in a row... but RVD looks to answer back, swinging with a right, only for Cena to duck... KILLSWITCH! Cena plants Van Dam, and now with the crowd somewhat behind him, the champion has a burst of energy, getting back on his feet and waiting for Van Dam to rise before charging off the ropes... FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK! J.R. questions where Cena is getting this energy from, and Cena looks to continue the momentum as he again comes off the ropes... SECOND FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK! RVD goes down again, and now Cena stands poised, waiting for Van Dam to get back up, ready to strikes... Van Dam staggers back to his feet... and Cena makes his move, hoisting RVD up onto his shoulders... FU!!! The crowd erupts as Cena nails the FU, and he crawls over to make the cover...

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Cena can’t believe it! Certain he had Van Dam put away, the champion is stunned as RVD kicks out. Cena rolls until he is in a seated position on the mat, his head in his hands, a dejected look on his face as Cena turns to Chioda, holding three fingers in the air and simply asking “3?”. Chioda shakes his head, responding with two fingers, much to Cena’s disappointment. Nonetheless, determined to give one final effort towards victory, Cena is back on his feet, awaiting the rise of Van Dam. RVD reaches up for the top ropes, forcing himself back up to continue the fight. Both men look out of it, but Cena manages to fire a kick to the midsection... but RVD grabs the foot... and counter with a step over spinning wheel kick! Both men are down, and after checking on them both, Mike Chioda starts his count.

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Van Dam is the first man to show signs of life, as he slowly crawls to the centre of the ring, pushing himself onto both knees. Cena follows by trying to sit up.

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Van Dam is back on his feet first, breaking the count, with Cena not far behind. RVD strikes first, rattling off a pair of right hands before he goes for an Irish whip to the corner. The champion hits the turnbuckle hard, allowing the challenger time to charge in... but Cena gets his boot up, catching RVD on the jaw. Briefly doubled up, RVD takes a few steps back, and this prompts Cena to push himself onto the second rope... DIVING LEG DROP BULLDOG!! Cena drops Van Dam, and he hooks the leg...

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Yet another near fall as RVD rolls his shoulder. Cena slams a hand off the mat in frustration, but he once again forces his body up off the mat, waiting for Van Dam to rise. Slowly the challenger is back to a vertical base, and the champion makes his move... reaching down, Cena forces Van Dam up onto his shoulders... FU... NO!! Once again Van Dam fights out of it, dropping to the mat behind Cena and spinning the champion around... Cena swings with a right hand, but Van Dam ducks, pushing the champion off the ropes... RUNNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Van Dam connects, dropping Cena to the mat, with the champion in perfect position. Seeing this, RVD gives it one last burst of energy, firing to his feet, staggering towards the corner before hoisting himself to the top rope. Steadying himself, Van Dam is perched up top, poised, ready to strike... FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH... NO!! Such as has been the nature of the match, once again a finishing move is missed, with Cena rolling to safety, as Van Dam crashes to the mat. Both men are exhausted, but somehow Cena returns to his feet in a flash, waiting for Van Dam to rise. The challenger is back up, clutching his midsection, staggering to the centre of the ring... where the champion waits, ready to attack... Van Dam is on his shoulders... and Cena fires him up... FU!!! FU!!! Cena nails the FU, and he hooks both legs, covering Van Dam tightly.

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THREE!!!



Winner: And still World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena @ 22.28

*MY TIME IS NOW...*

Exhausted after the effort they both put in, neither man rises from the mat as Cena rolls off of Van Dam. Both lay grounded, on their back, staring up at the lights...

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner AND STILL WWE CHAMPION... JOHNNNN CEEEEEEENAAAA!!!

Jim Ross: BAH GAWD!! CENA HAS DONE IT! I dunno how, but John Cena is still the WWE Champion!

Jerry Lawler: What an unbelievable performance from both those men. Cena and Van Dam, they threw everything at each other! They gave it all they had, but it was John Cena who retains the WWE Championship!

Jim Ross: Unbelievable heart, and passion, and courage on display from both men. Rob Van Dam has nothin' to be ashamed of. He came so close to winnin' the WWE Championship on several occasions.

In the ring, Cena is first back on his feet, but having been handed the WWE Title he nearly collapses into the corner, the turnbuckle the only thing keeping him on his feet. In the opposite corner, Van Dam drags himself back up, shaking his head in disappointment. The music dies and both men stand opposite each other, with Van Dam almost ashamed to look in Cena's direction. Cena makes the first move, gingerly walking towards RVD, and then grabbing Van Dam by the shoulder, spinning him around. Cena positions the belt over his shoulder, before extending his right hand in RVD's direction. Van Dam again shakes his head at his defeat, but he slowly is able to look Cena in the eye... and then shake his hand! It's a very respectful pop and round applause from the audience who appreciate what they've just witnessed...

Michael Cole: An incredible performance from both men. One hell of a WWE Championship match that everybody involved with Monday Night Raw can be proud of. But right now, it's time for the big one! It's time for the Royal Rumble Match! I know you're excited JBL!

John Bradshaw Layfield: You kiddin' me! I can't wait!

Michael Cole: Well you don't have to wait long. We are just moments away, but right now let's head backstage for one last look at some of the contenders for this year's Royal Rumble.

We now cut to a camera to see a very concerned Matt Hardy going through his final preparations in his dressing room...

Michael Cole: And what must be going through that man's mind right now? Matt Hardy, who earlier tonight watched his brother Jeff be stretchered out of an arena for the second time in less than a week. How is that gonna effect Matt's chances tonight?

John Bradshaw Layfield: I think it's gotta affect him Michael. He watched his little brother be carried out of this arena, his mind has gotta be shot right now. I don't think Matt Hardy is in the right frame of mind to win the Royal Rumble.

Out of sheer frustration, Matt punches a nearby locker before storming out of the room. We now cut to another camera to see Carlito doing some last minute stretches. 'Lito quickly stops though, motioning for a quick kiss on the cheek from his girlfriend Torrie Wilson. Torrie of course obliges, and with that Carlito is off down the corridor, confidently tossing his apple up into the air and catching it...

Jim Ross: Well what about one of the rising young stars over here on Monday Night Raw? Carlito may have had his differences with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas lately, but no doubt the Caribbean Superstar will be fully focused on winning the Royal Rumble tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Well he better be focused. I mean, we both watched Carlito eliminate himself last Monday night to save Ric Flair from Haas and Benjamin. I can't see anythin' like that happening tonight. It's every man for himself J.R.!

We now cut to another camera to see MVP sauntering down a corridor, still wearing his sunglasses and bling...

Michael Cole: Or what about the returning Montel Vontavious Porter? MVP is set to compete for the first time since Armageddon over a month ago, where he of course lost to Kane in an inferno match.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Yeah but MVP returned to Smackdown last Friday night in a big way! He cracked a steel chair over Kane's skull not once, but two times. MVP returned, he laid out Kane, and now he's chasing his dream of main eventing Wrestlemania.

Our final competitor is none other than Shawn Michaels. HBK sits lonely in his dressing room, perched on a steel chair, his eyes closed in either deep thought or prayer. HBK soon opens his eyes, taking a deep breath before sighing deeply, his troubled mind clear for all to see...

Jim Ross: Well we heard Michael Cole and JBL discuss the mental state of Matt Hardy, but what on earth could be goin' through the mind of Shawn Michaels right now? The ending of DX in very dubious circumstances, the way Michaels eliminated Triple H from the battle royal on Raw. Where is Shawn Michaels' head at right now King?

Jerry Lawler: I honestly have no idea. I mean, with the way in which DX ended and his actions last Monday night, I don't think I could even guess what's goin' on in Shawn Michaels' head right now. I still think he's got a great shot at winnin' the Royal Rumble, but I dunno if mentally he's all there right.

Jim Ross: Let's take you over to Lillian Garcia for the announcements.

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Royal... Rumble... Match!

Big pop from the crowd who finally get what they've all came to see...

Lillian Garcia: In just a few moments, the Superstars who drew Numbers One and Two will make their way to the ring and the match will begin. Every ninety seconds thereafter, another Superstar will enter until all thirty men have entered the ring. For eliminations to occur the individual must go over the top rope and both feet must touch the ground. The winner of this match will be the superstar who goes onto the Main Event of Wrestlemania XXIII to challenge for either the WWE or the World Heavyweight Championship!

Another pop for the prospect of Wrestlemania being so close now...

Lillian Garcia: Now, let's introduce the two individuals who drew Numbers One and Two...


30 Man Royal Rumble Match:
Winner has automatic title shot at EITHER brand’s Champion at Wrestlemania XXIII:
Entrants in Alphabetical order:

Bobby Lashley, Brian Kendrick, Carlito, Charlie Haas, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, CM Punk, Edge, Gregory Helms, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Kane, King Booker, Lance Cade, Matt Hardy, Mr. Kennedy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Paul London, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Sabu, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, The Miz, The Sandman, The Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, Trevor Murdoch, Triple H, Umaga


*THIS FIRE BURNS...*

ENTRANT #1: CM PUNK


It's a good pop that sees CM Punk step out as entrant Number One. Punk stands at the top of the aisle, tapping his wrist and holding it against his ear before shouting "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" and then racing down to the ring...

Lillian Garcia: Introducing first... from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at 222 pounds... C... M... PUNK!!

Jim Ross: Well it's gonna be the newcomer to Monday Night Raw, CM Punk, who's gonna kick things off. Punk only qualified for the Rumble last Monday night, and now he's straight in the deep end as the first entrant.

John Bradshaw Layfield: I hear this is the guy who doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke and he doesn't do drugs.

Jim Ross: That's him!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Then what the hell does this guy do in his spare time? What kind of social life does this kid have? He sounds about as much fun as a night out in Vegas with Michael Cole.

In the ring, Punk bounces up and down, eagerly awaiting the arrival of the second entrant...

"KENNEDY..."

*TURN UP THE TROUBLE...*

ENTRANT #2: MR. KENNEDY


After an initial pop, the boos quickly sound out as the cocky, brash youngster from Smackdown Mr. Kennedy steps out from the back. At the top of the aisle, Kennedy stops and reaches up for his trademark microphone which lowers down...

Lillian Garcia: And introducing entrant Number Two. From Green Bay, Wis-

Mr. Kennedy: (Interrupting) Shut your pie hole Garcia! Why don't you just take a seat and let the pro handle this. In-tro-ducing... entrant Number Two! I hail from... GREEN BAY, WISCONSINNNNNNNNN! Earlier today, I weighed in at a scintillating 243 pounds! I am the man who is guran-damn-teeing that I'm gonna win the Royal Rumble... MMMIIISSSTTTEEERRR KEN – NAH – DAY!

Jim Ross: What a piece of work this Kennedy guy is. I can't believe that he-

Mr. Kennedy: (Interrupting) KEN - NAH - DAY!!

Jim Ross: Well, I guess I've been put in my place. But he's the man you picked to win it all JBL, yet here he is entering the Royal Rumble as entrant Number Two.

John Bradshaw Layfield: The luck of the draw hasn't been kind to Kennedy, but that doesn't matter to him! You heard him yourself J.R., Kennedy guaranteed victory, and I'm buyin' what he's sellin' right now!

Kennedy finally enters the ring, removing his t-shirt and tossing it aside. On the outside, the two refs make their final checks before the bell rings and we're under way!

And the crowd gives a good pop as we get under way, with a angry looking Kennedy pacing the ring in aggressive fashion, while Punk has a smile on his face as he circles the ring. Eventually both men come together for a collar and elbow tie up, with both men fighting hard for position. Kennedy is able to twist into a waistlock, taking Punk up and slamming him down to the mat face first. Punk though quickly twists out of it, working behind Kennedy on the mat until both men fight back to their feet. Still clamped behind Kennedy, Punk release his grip and spins Kennedy around, nailing a pair of right hands before sending Kennedy to the corner with an Irish whip.

Punk then charges the corner hard, springing up to connect with a shining wizard, but instead of finishing of the sequence with a bulldog, Kennedy gets his arms underneath Punk... and tries to dump him over the top rope! The crowd pops at the prospect of such an early elimination, with Kennedy trying to muscle Punk out. Desperately Punk hooks both legs around the top rope, grabbing the ropes with his left hand while swinging wildly at Kennedy’s face with his right. After a flurry of rights, Kennedy finally relents, staggering to the middle of the ring. This gives Punk the chance to pull himself back into the ring, charging Kennedy from behind for a one-handed bulldog. Punk smiles as he stands back up, while Kennedy crawls to the corner, where Punk unloads with a string of punches and chops, before Punk goes for the Irish whip... Kennedy reverses, but Punk uses the momentum to jump to the second rope... and come flying out of the corner for a springboard clothesline! Punk nails Kennedy, and with both men down the clock ticks down for the third entrant...

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... BUZZER ...

*WORLD’S GREATEST...*

ENTRANT #3: SHELTON BENJAMIN @ 01.34

A fair amount of heat welcomes one half of the World’s Greatest Tag Team, with Benjamin ignoring the crowd to sprint down the aisle...


Jim Ross: Well here comes, for my money, the best pure athlete in the WWE today. Monday Night Raw’s Shelton Benjamin, a young man well equipped to win the Royal Rumble from such an early position.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Since the day he entered the WWE, we’ve all known about the serious potential for greatness that man has. Is tonight the night Shelton Benjamin lives up to the hype surrounding him?

Shelton slides under the bottom rope, and he catches Punk as he gets back to his feet, with Benjamin scoring a string of right hands in the middle of the ring before he charges off the ropes to catch Punk with a clothesline. Benjamin then turns to Kennedy, connecting with boots and rights that back Kennedy into a corner. A hard Irish whip sends Kennedy across the ring, and Benjamin rears back in his corner before charging... BLINGER SPLASH... NO! Kennedy dives out of harm’s way, which sees Shelton smash into the top turnbuckle face first. Benjamin is dazed as he staggers out of the corner, to the waiting Kennedy who plants Benjamin with a snap DDT!

There’s an appreciative pop from the crowd for Kennedy, and it nearly erupts as Punk appears out of nowhere... to LAUNCH KENNEDY OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Kennedy clings on, landing side first on the apron and quickly wrapping both legs around the bottom rope to hang on. Punk lays in with a few stomps and then drives his foot into Kennedy’s chest, trying to force him down to the ground. Kennedy clings desperately, teetering but not falling, somehow managing to hang on and keep himself on the apron. By now Benjamin has returned to his feet, and he ‘saves’ Kennedy by grabbing Punk from behind, twisting Punk around... to nail a T-BONE SUPLEX... NO! Punk strikes with elbows and knees to the head, freeing himself long enough to fire Benjamin off the ropes into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

Punk plants Benjamin, but before he can try and eliminate his fallen opponent, Kennedy, having rolled back under the bottom rope into the ring, clubs Punk from behind with a forearm, backing Punk into the corner with right hands. Kennedy tees off with well placed shots, and he’s soon joined by Benjamin, who viciously lays in with left hands. After both taking shots at Punk, Benjamin and Kennedy decided to show a little teamwork, as they pull Punk to the centre of the ring for a double Irish whip... Punk comes off the ropes, ducking the double clothesline from Punk and Benjamin... to fly with a double clothesline of his own!

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... BUZZER ...

*DEAD WHITE GUYS...*

ENTRANT #4: KING BOOKER @ 03.06

Big time heat as the former World Heavyweight Champion steps out. Clearly unhappy at drawing a low number, a furious scowl adorns Booker’s face as he first removes his crown and then his robe, handing both over to Queen Sharmell who shouts advice to her man before pointing him in the direction of the ring while she turns to head backstage...


Michael Cole: The former World Heavyweight Champion, King Booker. A man who has been lookin’ for a way to get back into the hunt over on Smackdown, and it’s lead him into some problems with The Undertaker as of late.

Jerry Lawler: Well, I might not agree with the way he rules his kingdom over on Smackdown, but King Booker, despite how early he’s entering the Rumble, has gotta be considered a serious contender to win tonight.

Punk is first of the trio already in the ring back to his feet, and as such, Booker lays in with duelling boots and right hands before he takes a few steps back to bounce in for the HARLEM SIDEKICK! Punk goes down, and now Booker turns his attention to Kennedy, snapping Kennedy’s head back in the corner with a string of right hands. Booker then pulls Kennedy to the middle of the ring, sending the ‘Green Bay Loudmouth’ off the ropes... into the BOOK END! With Benjamin still down, King Booker remains the only man standing, allowing him a moment to raise his pinkie high in the air, drawing more heat from the crowd. Shelton Benjamin is the first man back up to confront Booker, but the King snaps a few rights off, backing Shelton into the ropes. Booker then reaches down, trying to simply muscle Benjamin over the top rope, but Shelton wraps a leg around the middle rope and both arms around the top rope, not going anywhere.

By now Punk and Kennedy are back on their feet, with Kennedy having driven Punk into the corner, hitting a trio of shoulder thrusts to the midsection. Punk staggers out of the corner, but Kennedy soon grabs his wrist, pulling Punk in and hoisting him up on his shoulders. Kennedy now tries to force Punk over the top rope, but Punk fights to grab the top rope, extending his arms to stop Kennedy muscling him out. Eventually Kennedy realises he won’t be able to force Punk out, so he drags Punk away from the ropes, and with him still on his shoulders, Kennedy takes two steps... to hit the GREEN BAY PLUNGE! Punk crashes to the mat, immediately grabbing at his midsection, but Kennedy is given no time to grab a breath as Booker, having given up on trying to eliminate Benjamin, now unloads with chops that back Kennedy to the corner, drawing “Wooos” from the crowd.

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... BUZZER ...

*BAD DREAM...*

ENTRANT #5: TOMMY DREAMER @ 04.32

An appreciative pop welcomes Tommy Dreamer to the fray, the hardcore legend jogging down to the ring wearing a black t-shit with bright white “ECW” written across it...


Michael Cole: The heart and soul of ECW, Tommy Dreamer. Can the recent addition to the Smackdown roster cause what some would consider a huge upset by winning the Royal Rumble?

Jerry Lawler: Things could be about to get extreme right now!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Lemme tell ya’ somethin’. If that idiot wins the Royal Rumble, I’m gettin’ back in the ring! The fact that lunatic is even a member of the Smackdown roster disgusts me!

Despite JBL’s words, Dreamer slides into the ring and is confronted by Shelton Benjamin, with Shelton throwing a right hand. Dreamer fires straight back, and soon a slugfest breaks out, with both men furiously swinging right hands. Soon the fresher Dreamer starts swinging wildly with rights and lefts, and all Shelton can do is cover up and back his way into the corner, a loud “EEE – CEE – DUB! EEE – CEE – DUB!” chant greeting Dreamer’s flurry of offence. With Benjamin reeling, Dreamer easily picks him up from behind, hooking Shelton’s legs on the top turnbuckle, hanging him in a tree of woe position. The crowd is still buzzing as Dreamer retreats and then charges... to nail the low-angle dropkick! Dreamer springs back to his feet, holding his arms out to another pop... only to be levelled by a stiff clothesline from Kennedy!


With Booker and Punk paired off in the corner, and Punk’s face being repeatedly slammed off the top turnbuckle, Kennedy briefly grabs a breath before he begins to stomp down on Benjamin and Dreamer, dropping boots to the chest of both men. In the corner, Booker now makes a move to eliminate Punk, hoisting Punk up into the air with a suplex... that PLACES PUNK OVER THE TOP ROPE! However, Punk shows great balance by landing on the apron, and he fires back with shots to the ribs, backing Booker away. This gives Punk a chance to slingshot himself onto the top rope... to take Booker down with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!!

On the other side of the ring, Benjamin and Kennedy work together to try eliminate Dreamer, but the veteran grips the ropes, refusing to be eliminated, and eventually he resorts to biting Shelton on the forehead and then kicking Kennedy in the face to free himself. Benjamin crouches in the corner, while Kennedy staggers towards the middle of the ring, straight into the waiting Punk... who takes him up on his shoulders... GO TO SLEEP! The crowd pops as Punk drills Kennedy, but both men slump to the mat having delivered a lot of offense in the early goings.

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... BUZZER ...

*PAPARAZZI...*

ENTRANT #6: JOHNNY NITRO @ 06.09

Boos welcome the appearance of Johnny Nitro, who is without Melina or his fabulous fur coat. Instead, Nitro is all business as he sprints down the aisle...


Jim Ross: He may look like a model, but he’s as tough as a two dollar steak. Entrant number six is Johnny Nitro.

Michael Cole: A former member of the Smackdown roster, and since his move to Monday nights, Nitro has gone on from strength to strength. He could certainly go a long way here tonight.

Looking to take advantage of the situation, Nitro slides into the ring and immediately grabs hold of the tired CM Punk, grabbing a handful of hair and running towards the ropes... and LAUNCHING PUNK OVER THE TOP ROPE! Nitro turns to the middle of the ring, celebrating the instant impact he thinks he’s made. But Nitro doesn’t see Punk land on the apron, rolling back under the bottom rope to save himself. Nitro spots this, and he immediately starts to lay into Punk with the boots, while over in the corner, Kennedy tries to recover from the GTS he was just subjected to. Dreamer is treated to a double beating as the two other heels in the match King Booker and Shelton Benjamin lay into the hardcore legend. Eventually Booker decides to leave Benjamin to it, and as Shelton tries to force Dreamer out, Booker looks to pick on the easy target that is Kennedy. But as Booker moves towards the corner, Kennedy fires out with a boot to the gut, doubling Booker over and allowing Kennedy to toss Booker into the corner to do some damage.

Nitro has Punk up against the ropes, but a pair of uppercuts drive Punk to the corner. Nitro goes for an Irish whip, but Punk reverses, seeing Nitro hit the corner hard. Punk then charges in, only for Nitro to use a back body drop to ELEVATE PUNK OVER THE TOP ROPE! But Punk continues to live dangerously, landing on the apron, and smashing Nitro face first off the top turnbuckle. Punk now takes a few steps up to climb to the second rope on the outside, while Nitro does the same on the inside. Nitro snaps off a few lefts to the gut, and it looks like he wants to go for a superplex... but Punk grabs the top turnbuckle. Out of nowhere, in an incredible piece of athleticism, Shelton Benjamin charges the corner and bounces to the second rope, hooking up Punk. Now together, Nitro and Benjamin look for a double superplex... but before they can pull it off, Tommy Dreamer runs over, hooking up both Nitro and Benjamin... TOWER OF DOOM!! The crowd erupts as all four men come crashing down to the mat!

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... BUZZER ...

*HUKA BLUES...*

ENTRANT #7: SABU @ 07.42

The crowd gives another solid pop as the second ECW legend enters the fray, with Sabu pointing to the sky before running down the aisle...


John Bradshaw Layfield: Ah great! Another one of these glorified stuntmen gettin’ involved.

Jim Ross: Boy I’d hate to be sat at the table when you and King discuss the history of ECW, JBL.

John Bradshaw Layfield: You wouldn’t be invited. I’d rather have that pencil neck geek Joey Styles there so I could slap some sense into ‘im.

After nailing that massive move, Dreamer is full of energy as he holds his arms out to a cheer from the crowd just as Sabu slides into the ring. The two Extremists meet in the centre of the ring, but any ideas of the two teaming up are quickly forgotten as Dreamer and Sabu start trading right hands. After a big right staggers Dreamer, Sabu turns and jumps off the second rope, catching his partner with a springboard back elbow. With Nitro, Punk and Benjamin still down, and Kennedy catching rest in the corner, it’s King Booker who catches Sabu from behind with a forearm to the back of the head. More clubs to the back force Sabu against the turnbuckle, and Booker goes for an Irish whip across... but Sabu bounces to the middle rope... SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT!

Booker joins the fallen on the mat, but as Sabu returns to a vertical base, Kennedy hammers him from behind, knocking Sabu to the mat. Kennedy lays in with the boots, while on the far side of the ring Johnny Nitro now has Punk on his shoulders, trying to force him out. Benjamin does likewise near the ropes with Dreamer, and soon King Booker is over to lend his weight to the effort. With Dreamer dangling upside-down almost, he looks in serious danger of being eliminated, but Sabu shows that some alliances do exist in the Rumble, as he grabs as Booker, poking a thumb in the eye and then rocking Benjamin with right hands, allowing Dreamer to safely land on the apron and roll under the ropes to safety.

Kennedy and Punk, having been in from the beginning now battle for supremacy in one corner, while in the centre of the ring Nitro has Benjamin lined up... for the NITRO BLAST... NO! Benjamin ducks underneath, snatching Nitro into an overhead release belly-to-belly suplex. Dreamer rattles Nitro from behind with a clothesline, with still no eliminations as we get set to welcome the eight entrant...

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... BUZZER ...

”OOOOH CHAVO...”

*CHAVITO ARDIENTE...*

ENTRANT #8: CHAVO GUERRERO @ 09.06

Heat as Chavo confidently steps out, his Aunt Vickie briefly by his side to offer last minute words of encouragement before Chavo carefully jogs down the aisle...


Michael Cole: Entrant Number 8, the man who just two nights ago on Smackdown reintroduced himself to the Cruiserweight division. Smackdown’s Chavo Guerrero!

Jim Ross: And there’s been some legendary performances from Guerrero’s in Royal Rumble’s in the past, will we see another one here tonight?

Chavo shows great athleticism to leap into the ring between the bottom and middle ropes, tucking into a forward roll to quickly spring to his feet and rock Punk with stiff uppercuts against the ropes, with Chavo wasting little time in trying to dump one of the men who started the match over the top rope. In the corner sits Kennedy, trying to grab some rest, while Dreamer and Sabu now team to square off against Nitro and Booker. Soon the duos split as Booker nails stiff rights to Dreamer in the corner, while Nitro trades shots with Sabu against the ropes. Sabu connects on three punches, and he soon goes for an Irish whip across... which Nitro reverses, but Sabu jumps to the second rope... springboard crossbody... but Nitro counters... JUMPING ENZIGUIRI! A sick thud rings out as Nitro’s boot connects with Sabu’s head, and ever the opportunist, Kennedy springs out of his corner to grab Sabu... and LAUNCH HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!

ELIMINATION #1: SABU BY MR. KENNEDY @ 09.46

Kennedy leans on the ropes with a smile on his face, pleased with making the first elimination of the match. He soon rushes over to where Chavo is working on Punk, clubbing the Mexican in the ribs with a right hand. Dreamer and Benjamin now go at it in the corner, while Nitro now turns his attentions to Booker, backing the King into the corner with rights and then driving his boot into the throat. Chavo, having tried and failed to eliminate Punk in partnership with Kennedy, now grabs Kennedy from behind, twisting Kennedy around... and going for a suplex... but Chavo holds on! Pulling Kennedy to his feet, Chavo snaps off another suplex... and continues to hold on! Once more Chavo drags Kennedy up, rearing back... to finish the THREE AMIGOS! Chavo let’s go after the third rolling vertical suplex, and despite Chavo being a heel, an “Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!” chant breaks out.

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... BUZZER ...

*SWEET AND SOUR...*

ENTRANT #9: LANCE CADE @ 10.39

Boos as one half of the ******* Wrecking Crew Lance Cade hustles down to the ring...


Jim Ross: Well here’s a guy from your neck of the woods JBL. Lance Cade, who was presented this spot in the Royal Rumble under dubious circumstances thanks to Jonathan Coachman.

John Bradshaw Layfield: A tough ol’ Texas boy, Lance Cade! The second best lookin’ guy in the WWE with a cowboy hat!

Michael Cole: I guess you’re number one?

John Bradshaw Layfield: You better believe it junior!

Cade slides under the bottom rope and is quick to unload on CM Punk, with each new entrant now looking to target the first man in. While Cade hammers Punk, Kennedy crawls to the corner to try recover from the three amigos, while King Booker looks full of energy as he hammers both Nitro and Benjamin with Harlem Sidekicks! But when Booker grabs Dreamer’s wrist, twists on it and goes for a hook kick, Dreamer ducks underneath, grabbing Booker and taking him up with a scoop lift and then down with an inverted DDT! With Benjamin and Nitro both victims of a Booker kick, both men struggle to return to their feet, but when they do, Benjamin drills a kick to the gut and then grabs Nitro... and HURLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Nitro hangs on, making sure his feet don’t hit the floor before pulling both legs back onto the canvas. Once again, Kennedy makes a move to take advantage, racing up to club Benjamin from behind, trying to force Shelton out. Benjamin tangles arms and legs across the ropes, with Kennedy alternating between trying to muscle out Benjamin and stomp out Nitro.

In the corner, Cade continues to try and force Punk out, with Chavo and Dreamer now paired off in the opposite side of the ring. Cade has Punk on his shoulders, trying to use the top turnbuckle for leverage, but Punk hooks both arms under the top rope, keeping himself in the ring. Punk then starts hammering his heel into Cade’s head, sending Cade staggering to the middle of the ring, with Punk running from behind to hit the one handed bulldog. Looking to build some momentum, Punk charges towards Kennedy at the ropes, and he grabs both legs to try and muscle Kenned out. With Nitro and Benjamin both still in the area, Punk comes close to eliminating all three, with Nitro and Benjamin both teetering, hanging onto the bottom rope, while Kennedy has limbs wrapped around the top rope.

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... BUZZER ...

”LISTEN...”

*IT’S TIME...*

ENTRANT #10: GREGORY HELMS @ 12.03

Decent heat as the Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms races down the aisle, quickly ripping off his beanie and tossing aside...


Michael Cole: It was one year ago at the 2006 Royal Rumble that Gregory Helms won the Cruiserweight Championship and he’s held onto it ever since. Could we see Helms win tonight and earn the right to go to Wrestlemania an try win even more gold?

John Bradshaw Layfield: One of the greatest Cruiserweight Champions in history right there! This kid’s gonna go a long way tonight, you mark my words.

And as soon as he enters the ring Helms heads straight to the corner where Guerrero and Dreamer are still going at it, with Helms clubbing Chavo from behind and then stomping Chavo on the mat, with Cole reminding us all of the staredown between the pair on the last episode of Smackdown. Helms smashes a pair of knees into the face of the seated Dreamer, before he turns back to Chavo, snapping Guerrero over with a northern lights suplex. On a roll, Helms encourages opponents to attack, shouting “C’mon!” as King Booker staggers straight into a spinning heel kick. Helms now moves to grab a handful of CM Punk’s hair from behind, as Helms runs with Punk... SENDING HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Once again Punk hangs on, landing on the apron and rolling back in. Helms now stomps down on Punk, and then mounts the ‘Straight Edge Superstar’ to hammer him with right hands.

Nitro and Kennedy have now taken their fight to the corner, with Kennedy trying to force Nitro out. Shelton Benjamin is also back on his feet, and he peppers Guerrero with rights and lefts, while near the ropes Lance Cade tries to muscle out Tommy Dreamer. Helms continues to look to quicken the pace, snatching Kennedy from behind and sending Kennedy off the ropes... Kennedy reverses, and he waits for Helms to come off the ropes and rattle him with a hard clothesline. The burst of adrenaline Helms gave the match ends after Kennedy clocks him, and now most of the competitors either down on the mat or paired off trying (but failing) to force someone over the top rope. The pace of the match slows right down, and the crowd is more hushed than usual as the clock again ticks down...

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... BUZZER ...

*SEXY BOY...*

ENTRANT #11: SHAWN MICHAELS @ 13.36

The roof damn near blows off the arena as the hometown boy ‘The Heartbreak Kid’ steps out and races down to the ring...


Jim Ross: Business is about to pick up! San Antonio’s own Shawn Michaels, a former two time Royal Rumble winner is about to enter the match!

John Bradshaw Layfield: I can’t hear a damn thing! These people are goin’ nuts right now!

Michaels slides into the ring and is confronted by Shelton Benjamin, who throws a right hand. Michaels easily blocks off, and HBK fires back with a trio of his own rights, before Benjamin fires a desperate knee to the midsection. Shelton manages to back Michaels to the ropes, and he goes for an Irish whip... which Michaels reverses, and he waits for Benjamin to arrive... LOUT THESZ PRESS! Michaels takes Shelton down, and he hammers him with right hands. Stunned, Benjamin somehow returns to his feet, wildly missing with a swinging punch, allowing Michaels to counter with an atomic drop! Not knowing what’s hit him, Benjamin staggers towards the ropes, and HBK keeps rolling as he charges... to CLOTHESLINE BENJAMIN OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #2: SHELTON BENJAMIN BY SHAWN MICHAELS @ 13.57

The arena comes unglued as Michaels brings the match to life, and he’s not done as when he turns back to the ring, Mr. Kennedy charges... but Michaels avoids the contact... SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO KENNEDY! Kennedy collapses to the mat, and looking to take advantage is Lance Cade, who clubs Michaels from behind, backing him to the ropes. With Michaels caught off guard, Cade sees a chance to make a huge name for himself, charging, hoping to eliminate HBK... but Michaels gets his wits just in time... to BACK BODY DROP CADE TO THE FLOOR!!

ELIMINATION #3: LANCE CADE BY SHAWN MICHAELS @ 14.12

Michaels gets his second elimination, but he’s immediately confronted by Johnny Nitro, who stings Michaels with right hands... only for Michaels to grab Nitro and toss him into the corner. There, HBK begins unloading with hard knife edge chop, each one drawing more “Woooos!” from the crowd. Michaels continues to work over Nitro in the corner, until King Booker nails him from behind, and Nitro and Booker soon try and work together to eliminate HBK. In the far corner, Helms and Punk are now going at it while by the ropes Tommy Dreamer has his hands full with Chavo Guerrero, with Mr. Kennedy still lying prone in the centre of the ring.

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... BUZZER ...

*SLICED BREAD...*

ENTRANT #12: BRIAN KENDRICK @ 15.11

A nice pop as one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions sprints down to the ring, wasting little time in getting into the action...


Michael Cole: Here comes one half of the tag team champions over on Smackdown. Brian Kendrick could make a huge name for himself here tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Always a lot of energy when that young man enters the ring. I think the pace could be about to pick up!

And Kendrick looks to get instantly involved, targeting Chavo Guerrero with right hands before hooking Chavo around the neck and running for the corner... SLICED BREAD! An instant impact from Kendrick, who drops Chavo. Gregory Helms looks to attack, but from his knees Kendrick strikes with a forearm to the gut, doubling Helms over as Kendrick quickly springs to his feet... TORNADO DDT! The crowd cheers as Kendrick plants Helms, only for King Booker to club Kendrick with a double axe handle. Booker then looks to send Kendrick off the ropes, catching Kendrick with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Booker then bounces off the ropes, taking his time to go for the SCISSORS KICK! The crowd gives a respectful pop for the move, and despite him being a heel, the crowd loves it as Booker treats us to the Spin-A-Roonie... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! As Booker spins to his feet, Michaels strikes out of nowhere!

With Booker flat out in the centre of the ring, and Kennedy in the corner still reeling from the kick he took, it’s Tommy Dreamer who’s next to take the fight to Michaels, with Dreamer driving HBK to the corner with shots to the head. In the corner, Michaels quickly grabs Dreamer and tosses him against the turnbuckle, unloading with chops to the chest. Instead of covering up in pain, once Michaels hits a fourth chop, a sick smile crosses Dreamer’s face. The crowd cheers as Dreamer shows off his extreme side, taking every chops Michaels can throw and even shouting “Do it again!” as Michaels hesitates to throw another. Despite looking like he’s creeped out by Dreamer’s pain tolerance, Michaels does throw another chop, to which Dreamer responds by smacking HBK with a clothesline out of the corner. Once again the “EEE – CEE – DUB! EEE – CEE – DUB!” chant rings out, but it soon ends as Johnny Nitro sprints to the ropes, jumping to the second rope and flying off for a springboard roundhouse kick that flattens Dreamer.

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*GONG...*

*GONG...*

*GRAVEYARD SYMPHONY...*

ENTRANT #13: THE UNDERTAKER @ 16.49

The crowd goes nuts as everyone in the ring comes to a standstill, fear gripping the minds of each competitor. The arena is plunged into darkness, but through the mist The Undertaker can be seen making his entrance...


Jim Ross: Bah Gawd! Here comes The Phenom!

John Bradshaw Layfield: The Phenom, The Deadman, The Demon of Death Valley! Call ‘im what you will, The Undertaker has Wrestlemania in the sight of those evil eyes of his!

Jerry Lawler: He’s the only man in the WWE that calls number 13 his lucky number!

Nice line King. :side: Taker confidently strides down to the ring and up the steel steps before stepping over the top rope. In the ring, a standoff ensues between Taker and a bunch of the other entrants, no one wanting to be the first man to attack ‘The Deadman’. With Michaels, Dreamer and Kendrick down on the mat, and Punk both down in the corner resting, it’s mostly scared heels who stand opposite Taker. Nitro, Kennedy, Helms, Guerrero and even King Booker, who’s been vocal about Undertaker in recent weeks, stand across from ‘The Phenom’. With no volunteers wanting to attack first, Taker slowly draws a thumb across his throat, drawing another pop from the crowd. Booker decides he’s seen enough, but instead of leading the charge, he pushes Nitro towards Undertaker... straight into a big boot to the face! Helms is next, but he goes down from a right hand, same for Chavo. Kennedy has a try, but Taker ducks his clothesline, both men running the ropes... RUNNING LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! Undertaker flies to take down Kennedy, and now Booker sees this as his chance to attack, striking with a wild flurry of rights and lefts as Taker struggles to a knee. Booker relents, only to line Undertaker up... HARLEM SIDEKICK... NO! Taker ducks underneath... and he seizes Booker by the throat... and FORCES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!

ELIMINATION #4: KING BOOKER BY THE UNDERTAKER @ 17.38

A massive pop welcomes the elimination of King Booker, with Booker reacting furiously on the outside. In the ring, Nitro has somehow made it back up, but ‘The Deadman’ is waiting, grabbing the wrist, twisting the arm, wrenching on it and then climbing to the top rope. Taking a risk, Undertaker walks the top rope... to deliver OLD SCHOOL! Nitro goes down, but he’s soon back up as Taker grabs him... and HURLS NITRO OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #5: JOHNNY NITRO BY THE UNDERTAKER @ 18.04

Bodies are strewn all over the ring as ‘The Deadman’ surveys the carnage he has caused. Soon though, both Helms and Chavo return to their feet, both men dazed as they stumble to the centre of the ring... where Undertaker grabs them both by the throat and hoists them up in the air... DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Both cruiserweights are driven to the canvas, but before Undertaker can eliminate them...

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... BUZZER ...

*HELL WILL BE CALLIN’...*

ENTRANT #14: BOBBY LASHLEY @ 18.36

The mixed reaction that has been following Bobby Lashley around returns once again as the ECW Champion paces down the aisle, a look of dominance on his face...


Michael Cole: He’s the last ever ECW Champion, and despite the problems he’s been having over on Raw with Mr. McMahon as of late, Bobby Lashley could turn ECW gold into World Heavyweight gold!

Jerry Lawler: And correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t it Bobby Lashley who ended your career JBL?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Let’s get one thing straight King. No matter the circumstances surrounding my retirement, I remain a Wrestling God! Bobby Lashley will never take that away from me!

As Lashley steps through the ropes a bit of normality has been restored, with Undertaker in the corner firing rapid fire rights into the midsection of CM Punk. Shawn Michaels is busy trying to muscle Brian Kendrick out, while Tommy Dreamer is down in the corner trying to recover. On the mat, Helms and Chavo are trying to pick themselves off the mat, and once again it’s Mr. Kennedy who’s set to profit from the offence of others, as he rushes at Chavo near the ropes... to CLOTHESLINE GUERRERO OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #6 CHAVO GUERRERO BY MR. KENNEDY @ 18.52

Kennedy again springs into the match to eliminate someone, but he’s unable to run and hide this time, as Lashley is there to knock him down with a big right hand. Lashley then backs Kennedy to the ropes and goes for an Irish whip, which Kennedy reverses... Lashley builds momentum as he runs the ropes, ducking a Kennedy clothesline... SPEAR! Lashley springs off the ropes to spear the hell out of Kennedy, but before he can do anything about it, Tommy Dreamer confronts Lashley, teeing off with jabs to the face, the heart and soul of ECW facing the new face of extreme. Dreamer has some success as he backs Lashley to the ropes, but when he goes for a clothesline, Lashley sidesteps... and uses Dreamer’s momentum to THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #7 TOMMY DREAMER BY BOBBY LASHLEY @ 19.18

The boos intensify as Lashley eliminates the hardcore legend, but Lashley tries to stay focused, as he hammers Helms with forearms to the spine. The Undertaker continues to work on Punk in the corner, unloading with big elbows to the side of the head, while Shawn Michaels delivers stinging chops to Kennedy’s chest in the corner. Michaels looks to whip Kennedy across, but Kennedy aggressively reverses, sending Michaels crashing upside down into the corner. Michaels leaves the corner somehow still on his feet, but he’s soon put down as Kennedy smashes him with a clothesline. This prompts Brian Kendrick to spring to life as he flies at Kennedy with a forearm, the pair brawling into the corner as the clock ticks down.

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... BUZZER ...

*WORLD’S GREATEST...*

ENTRANT #15: CHARLIE HASS @ 20.01

Boos as the second half of the World’s Greatest Tag Team Charlie Hass jogs down to the ring, no doubt upset at seeing his partner Shelton Benjamin already eliminated...


Jim Ross: We’re at the halfway mark folks. Charlie Hass is entrant Number 15, which means we still have fifteen men to enter before it’s all said and done.

Michael Cole: And you gotta believe Charlie Haas was hoping his tag team partner Shelton Benjamin would still be out here so they could try double up to eliminate a few guys.

Jerry Lawler: Well speakin’ of still being in there, can you believe the two men who kicked this thing off, Mr. Kennedy and CM Punk are still in there? What an effort so far from both those guys.

Putting his disappointment behind him, Haas rolls into the ring and immediately takes aim at Shawn Michaels in the corner, hard uppercuts repeatedly snapping Michaels’ head back against the top turnbuckle. A snap mare sends Michaels to the mat, with Haas aiming a painful kick to the base of the spine. Bobby Lashley continues to work on Gregory Helms, but when he swings for a clothesline Helms ducks underneath, kicking Lashley in the gut and then charging of the ropes for a crossbody... but Lashley catches Helms! The crowd roars as Helms realizes he’s in trouble, as Lashley takes a look over his shoulder and launches Helms... FALLAWAY SLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #8 GREGORY HELMS BY BOBBY LASHLEY @ 20.33

In one corner Kennedy sits propped against the middle turnbuckle as Punk and Kendrick take turns to hammer him with boots, while in the opposite corner Michaels has taken control of Haas, unloading with chops to the chest. By the ropes, Lashley looks down on the eliminated Helms, but he slowly turns back to the middle of the ring... and a roar soon breaks out from the crowd... as The Undertaker turns to face Lashley! The two dominant forces stand opposite each other, both men slowly stepping to the centre of the ring, going nose to nose. The crowd is at fever pitch as both men seem hesitant to strike... until Taker draws a thumb across his throat! It’s on! Lashley hammers with a big right, only for Taker to fire back. Back and forth they go until Taker rattles off three rights in a row, backing Lashley to the ropes... Irish whip... but Lashley reverses, sending Undertaker off the ropes... straight into a SPINEBUSTER! The crowd gasps as Lashley hammers ‘The Deadman’, with Lashley quickly on his feet to roar his approval... but The Undertaker sits up! Staring a hole through Lashley, Taker rises up, only for Lashley to back him into the corner with hard right hands.

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... BUZZER ...

”ONE... TWO... YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKIN’...”

*I’M COMIN’...*

ENTRANT #16: MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER @ 21.35

Big heat as the returning MVP races down the aisle, tossing aside his bling and sunglasses before sliding into the ring...


Michael Cole: He hadn’t seen MVP for a number of weeks until he returned last Friday night on Smackdown. Tonight, MVP steps into a WWE ring for the first time since six weeks ago at Armageddon.

Jerry Lawler: MVP, making his Royal Rumble debut here tonight, but could the last entrant announced by the last man standing come the end of the night?

John Bradshaw Layfield: It doesn’t matter who wins the Royal Rumble tonight, MVP is gonna be a winner regardless. After suffering those traumatic injuries at Armageddon, I’m amazed the man can even walk never mind still wrestle. Unbelievably recovery from MVP, and inspiration to us all!

Michael Cole: God, you gotta be kiddin’ me!

MVP enters the ring and is immediately confronted by CM Punk, the two exchanging right hands in the centre of the ring. MVP rears back for a big right hand, which Punk ducks underneath, rocking MVP with a high kick to the head. The kick rocks MVP to the ropes, where Punk grabs him for an Irish whip... but MVP reverses... and catches Punk with a snap overhead belly to belly suplex! In the middle of the ring, MVP bounces, full of energy, and he finds his next victim as Kendrick stumbles towards him, with MVP hitting a kick to the gut... PLAYMAKER! Kendrick is driven to the mat, and once again, it’s Mr. Kennedy who looks to take advantage, as he reaches down, grabs Kendrick and LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #9 BRIAN KENDRICK BY MR. KENNEDY @ 21.57

Once again, Kennedy takes advantage of the situation to grab another elimination. Kennedy leans against the ropes, smiling as Kendrick writhes on the floor below, but as he turns around, he steps right into a stiff right hand from The Undertaker. Kennedy snaps back against the ropes, and soon Undertaker picks up momentum... TO CLOTHESLINE KENNEDY OVER THE TOP ROPE... BUT KENNEDY HANGS ON! Hooking his arms on the top rope, Kennedy manages to land on the apron, franticly rolling under the bottom rope to escape once again. With Taker’s back turned to him, MVP hammers ‘The Deadman’ from behind, with Charlie Haas over to also lay in with boots and fists. Michaels has Punk elevated in the corner, with Punk desperately hanging in there, while Lashley composes himself propped against a turnbuckle before he steps out and grabs Haas from behind, spinning him around and slamming him to the mat.

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... BUZZER ...

*SLICED BREAD...*

ENTRANT #17: PAUL LONDON @ 23.02

A decent pop as the second Hooligan and other half of the WWE Tag Team Champions Paul London races down the aisle, but before he enters the ring, London runs into his partner Brian Kendrick, with the recently eliminated Kendrick giving his partner a few last minute words of encouragement...


Jim Ross: Always a lot of energy out of this kid Paul London. He’s been Cruiserweight Champion, he’s one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions, could London make the move into the heavyweight ranks tonight?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Every week I’m impressed with what London and Kendrick bring to the table. But we’ve seen Kendrick try and fail to hang with the big boys, let’s see if London can do any better.

After his brief exchange with Kendrick, London slides into the ring where he’s confronted by Kennedy, Michaels and Punk, with London throwing right hands at all three, knocking the trio down one by one. London helps Kennedy back to his feet, but only to go for an Irish whip... but Kennedy reverses, and he swings with a clothesline... but London ducks underneath, still running, coming back off the opposite ropes... flying forearm! Kennedy goes down, but London is rapidly on his feet, charging the prone Kennedy to connect on a running shooting star press! Kennedy quickly crawls for the safety of the corner, but London now settles down a bit, stomping Kennedy in the corner.

In one corner, two legends go at as Undertaker lands big elbows to the side of Shawn Michaels’ head, only for HBK to turn the tide, tossing Taker to the corner to unload with chops to the chest and then grabbing a leg to try force ‘The Deadman’ over the top rope. Lashley now has his hands on CM Punk, with Punk frantically clinging on as he teeters over the top rope. Desperately Punk throws elbows to break free of Lashley’s grip, landing on the apron as Lashley turns away. Punk, on the outside of the ring, quickly slingshots himself onto the top rope as Lashley turns back towards him... FLYING CLOTHESLINE... SPEAR! Lashley cuts Punk in half with a mid air spear, with Punk clutching at his midsection while writhing on the mat.

Haas and MVP battle for position against the ropes, with MVP soon muscling Haas up, but Haas wraps arms and legs around the top and middle ropes, saving himself. After decimating Punk, Lashley drags the ‘Straight Edge Superstar’ to his feet, and with a handful of hair he rushes to the ropes... and TOSSES PUNK OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Punk grabs the top rope, valiantly hanging on, landing on the canvas to once again survive.

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... BUZZER ...

”BEHOLD THE KING... THE KING OF KINGS...

*THE GAME...*

ENTRANT #18: TRIPLE H @ 24.09

The arena erupts with a cacophony of cheers and boos as Triple H confidently marches down the aisle. In the ring, Shawn Michaels immediately abandons his attempts to eliminate The Undertaker, with Michaels’ and Triple H’s eyes immediately locked on each other ...


Jim Ross: It’s time to play the game! He may be having his issues with Shawn Michaels right now, but tonight, it’s all about the chance to go to Wrestlemania. Nobody wants to win the Royal Rumble more than Triple H!

John Bradshaw Layfield: And look at Shawn Michaels. He’s staring a hole straight through ‘The Game’. We might be about to see these two go at it right now!

Spraying a jet of water into the air, Triple H steps through the ropes, still focused on Michaels. Nearby, Paul London connects on an inverted atomic drop to Charlie Haas, the force of this sending Haas towards Triple H... who grabs Haas... AND DUMPS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!

ELIMINATION #10 CHARLIE HAAS BY TRIPLE H @ 24.21

The crowd cheers as Triple H makes an instant impact, removing the first obstacle between himself and Michaels. Paul London charges, but it proves a foolish decision as ‘The Game’ hammers him with a clothesline. CM Punk also has a go, but Trips ducks an attempted clothesline, hitting a kick to the gut... PEDIGREE!! Triple H hammers Punk with the pedigree, with Punk staggering to his feet against the ropes... AND TRIPLE H CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE FLOOR!!

ELIMINATION #11 CM PUNK BY TRIPLE H @ 24.45

A great effort from CM Punk which sees him last almost 25 minutes before he becomes the second victim of Triple H. The crowd is pumped as ‘The Game’ roars and flexes his muscles, with Mr. Kennedy now trying his luck... but he runs straight into a DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!! Kennedy is hammered to the mat, but before Kennedy can suffer any further damage, ‘The Game’ spots that Paul London has staggered to the ropes... LONDON IS CLOTHESLINED OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #12 PAUL LONDON BY TRIPLE H @ 25.12

‘The Game’ is cleaning house, eliminating three men in quick succession to leave six in the ring. With Lashley trying to rid the ring of MVP, Kennedy being choked out by Undertaker’s boot, Triple H and Shawn Michaels stand opposite each other, the crowd roaring for the two to meet. Slowly the two walk towards each other... and the fists start to fly! Weeks of frustration for both men suddenly release as the two former DX members trade right hands, the crowd not knowing which man to cheer for. Despite not being the fresher man, it’s Michaels who wins the brief encounter, rattling off three straight rights and then going for an Irish whip... but as ‘The Game’ approaches, Michaels ducks his head for a back body drop... Triple H counters with the facebreaker knee smash! Dazed, Michaels flails, and ‘The Game’ grabs him by the hair... AND THROWS MICHAELS OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Triple H walks away, thinking he’s just eliminated Michaels, but HBK somehow hangs on, and he completes his return to the ring by skinning the cat.

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... BUZZER ...

”I SPIT IN DA’ FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO BE COOL...

*COOL...*

ENTRANT #19: CARLITO @ 25.46

Carlito struts out with Torrie Wilson on his arm. Carlito smiles and nods to the crowd for the solid pop he received, before he accepts one last kiss from Torrie, rips off his t-shirt and takes one last bite of his apple before he jogs down to the ring...


Michael Cole: The young Caribbean superstar Carlito! A guy who’s had a difficult 2006 but now he’s aligned himself with Ric Flair, perhaps things are gonna start lookin’ up for Carlito now on Monday night.

Jerry Lawler: Did Torrie really have to leave? She coulda came and sat next to me if she wanted some company.

Carlito slides into the ring and is quickly on his feet as Kennedy moves towards him... but before Kennedy can attack, Carlito spits the pieces of apple in his eyes, blinding the Number One entrant. Swinging wildly with rights and lefts, Kennedy comes nowhere near hitting Carlito, and this gives ‘Lito the chance to throw KENNEDY OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Again Kennedy hangs on, clinging to the top rope and wrapping his legs around the bottom rope, stopping Carlito making a similar instant impact to that of Triple H. Thinking he’s just tossed out Kennedy, ‘Lito turns to the middle of the ring, sneaking up behind Triple H... BACKSTABBER! MVP is next in Carlito’s sights, as ‘Lito grabs MVP from behind and spins him around... BACKSTABBER! Despite two men already down, Carlito isn’t finished, as just as Michaels finishes his return to the ring... he too suffers a BACKSTABBER!

Having fought with Kennedy before he confronted Carlito, Undertaker now finds himself scrapping with Lashley in the corner, with ‘The Deadman’ landing big blows to the head. With bodies strewn around the ring, Carlito has his pick of who to target, and he wisely picks the longest entrant in the match, with ‘Lito working hard against the ropes to muscle Mr. Kennedy over. In the corner, Shawn Michaels has climbed to the second rope, hammering down on MVP with hard right hands. Michaels leaves himself open to elimination though, and soon Triple H charges... to PUSH MICHAELS OVER THE TOP ROPE... BUT AGAIN MICHAELS HANGS ON!! For the second time Triple H tries and fails to eliminate Shawn Michaels, with Michaels dangling a leg perilously close to the floor but managing to force himself back on the apron. Seeing Michaels has survived, instead of applying pressure to try force him to the floor, ‘The Game’ instead lets Michaels be, dragging MVP out of the corner and sending him across with an Irish whip... kick... PEDIGREE... NO! MVP counters with a back body drop, sending Triple H crashing to the mat.

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... BUZZER ...

*PAPPARAZZI...*

ENTRANT #20: JOEY MERCURY @ 27.19

A small amount of heat for Joey Mercury who races down to the ring not wasting any time to get involved...


Michael Cole: Here comes the man who for months now has been involved in a bitter rivalry with Matt Hardy, but hopefully we saw a little bit of closure in that feud last Friday night when Hardy beat Mercury in a first blood match.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Lemme’ just say, for the record, I was disgusted at what I saw last Friday night. Joey Mercury, a guy who suffered a horrific facial injury, who endured countless surgical procedures on his face, and he’s forced into a first blood match? That ain’t right. And I blame Teddy Long!

Michael Cole: I didn’t hear you complain when Mercury busted Hardy open two weeks in a row.

John Bradshaw Layfield: You ever say anythin’ like that to me again I’ll slap the hell out of you Michael!

Mercury wastes no time once he hits the ring, snapping right hands to ‘The Game’ that backs Triple H into the corner, but Trips soon returns fire, tossing Mercury to the corner to unload with shots to the midsection. Hunter then tries to force Mercury out, which causes Joey to wrap limbs around the ropes just seconds after he entered the match. Near the ropes, The Undertaker has been brought to his knees by the combination of Bobby Lashley and MVP, the two showing some nice teamwork by taking it in turns to hammer down on ‘The Deadman’ with stiff right hands. Taker is then pushed into the corner, with MVP and Lashley both grabbing a leg, trying to force Undertaker over the top rope. Taker manages to free himself by lashing out with wild kicks, and when he gets his feet back on the mat, he grabs both men’s heads to give Lashley and MVP a meeting of the minds.

Slumped in the corner, Mr. Kennedy gasps for air, once again catching rest while the others assault each other. Nearby, Carlito is dangling over the ropes, with Shawn Michaels trying hard to eliminate him. Once again Kennedy sees an opportunity to profit from the actions of others, as he finds a burst of energy and races towards Michaels and Carlito... AND PUSHES BOTH OF THEM OVER THE TOP ROPE... BUT THEY BOTH HANG ON! The crowd gasps as both men cling to the bottom rope, with Kennedy driving one boot into ‘Lito and the other into HBK in a desperate attempt to eliminate the pair. In their corner, Mercury has turned the tide on ‘The Game’, with Triple H hanging upside down, dangling perilously close to elimination, his foot being hooked under the top turnbuckle the only things that has him saved.

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... BUZZER ...

"HEY!..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT...*

ENTRANT #21: RANDY ORTON @ 28.52

A ton of heat welcome ‘The Legend Killer’ as he arrogantly struts out and saunters down the aisle, more than happy to let the damage in the ring accumulate before getting involved...


Jim Ross: He’s one half of the World Tag Team Champions, he’s a can’t miss prospect, and he’s lookin’ to return to the main event of Wrestlemania after challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania 22. Entrant Number 21, Randy Orton.

Michael Cole: You talked about last year and the World Heavyweight Championship match, on so many occasions it looked like Randy Orton had the title won. Orton is on a mission to become champion again!

Jerry Lawler: That young man is my favourite to win it! I think tonight is gonna be Randy Orton’s night to shine!

Orton eventually slides into the ring, and he immediately grabs Triple H and spins him around... RKO! Orton strikes with instant impact, but he’s not done there, with The Undertaker walking towards him... Orton ducks a big right hand... RKO! The crowd pops for the suddenness of Orton’s attacks, but ‘The Legend Killer’ hasn’t finished yet, as he spins Shawn Michaels around... for a RKO!! In the middle of the ring, Carlito lays into Kennedy with right hands and kicks, and then he looks to send Kennedy to the corner... but Kennedy reverses the Irish whip, only for Carlito to leap to the second rope, going for a springboard crossbody... RKO! Orton flies to catch Carlito with a mid air RKO!! With Carlito now down, Kennedy looks to once again pick up a cheap elimination, as he drags Carlito to his feet... RKO!! Orton surprises Kennedy with the RKO, and Orton is dominating right now, so much so that he drags Kennedy to his feet... and LAUNCHES KENNEDY OVER THE TOP ROPE... BUT AGAIN KENNEDY HANGS ON!! Somehow, Kennedy continues to survive, pulling himself onto the apron.

Orton now turns back to the middle of the ring, seeing he has both Michaels and Triple H on their knees, with boots to ‘The Game’s’ midsection and right hands to Michaels. The same is true for Carlito and The Undertaker, with ‘The Deadman’ hammering ‘Lito down to the mat and then using his boot to choke ‘Lito. Bobby Lashley is close to elimination in one corner, as both MVP and Mercury team up to try force Lashley out, with the ECW Champion having to wrap his arms around the top rope, refusing to be eliminated. Orton continues to pound Triple H and Michaels, but ‘The Game’ fights back to his feet, teeing off with hard right hands, staggering Orton until Triple H goes for a clothesline... but Orton avoids the contact...and ‘The Game’ smashes Michaels... THROUGH THE ROPES THE FLOOR! The commentators play dumb, wondering if Michaels went over the top or not, but the replay clearly shows Michaels is not yet eliminated.

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... BUZZER ...

*VIRTUAL VOODOO...*

ENTRANT #22: UMAGA @ 30.04

Gasps ring out from the crowd as ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’ steps out, snarling at every word from the nearby Armando Alejandro Estrada...


Jim Ross: Business has just picked up again! The monster who has dominated Raw in recent months, Umaga, has drawn a great number here.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Look at this guy. What a savage he is! Where the hell did Estrada find this guy? It’s a whole different ballgame now gentlemen.

Jerry Lawler: J.R., I changed my mind. That’s my favourite right there.

Having been knocked through the ropes, Shawn Michaels takes his time to recover, pacing on the outside... until Umaga sets his sights on him! Michaels, walking with his back to the Samoan, is grabbed by the shoulder and spun around... SAMOAN SPIKE!! Michaels is drilled with a Samoan Spike, and left writhing on the floor. Umaga then slams his hands on the steel steps and walks up them, many people in the ring unsuspecting of the threat stepping through the ropes.

In the ring, Umaga steps to the middle of the ring, waiting for someone to attack. Carlito is first to step up, as he runs towards Umaga... STRIAGHT INTO A SAMOAN DROP! ‘Lito cries out in pain, clutching at his ribs as he has the air driven out of him. Umaga roars, and he doesn’t have to wait long as Lashley attacks... only to be sent down with a headbutt! Mr. Kennedy has a go, but he too runs into a headbutt. Joey Mercury is next to have a go, as he tries to sneak up from behind... SAVATE KICK! Umaga damn near takes Mercury’s head off, and he easily scoops Mercury up and DUMPS HIM TO THE FLOOR!

ELIMINATION #13 JOEY MERCURY BY UMAGA @ 30.53

Umaga turns back to the ring, and he spots Carlito, his legs still rubber, staggering towards ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’... and CARLITO IS TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #14 CARLITO BY UMAGA @ 31.01

In the corner Randy Orton continues to hammer Triple H, with ‘The Game’ slumped, his head snapping against the middle turnbuckle with every punch that lands. Orton is unaware as Umaga grabs him from behind, spinning ‘The Legend Killer’ around... SAMOAN SPIKE! Orton is drilled, and once again Umaga steps to the middle of the ring, roaring at the crowd and then charging towards Triple H... SAMOAN WRECKING BALL!! ‘The Game’ slumps to the mat as Umaga has run roughshod over the entire field.

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... BUZZER ...

”WOOOOO...”

*ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA...*

ENTRANT #23: RIC FLAIR @ 31.36

A huge ovation welcomes the legend that is Ric Flair. Flair confidently walks down the aisle, taking his robe off as he does. When Flair reaches the bottom of the aisle, he drops to a knee to check on the health of his friend Shawn Michaels, with HBK still suffering from the vicious assault he suffered at the hands of Umaga...


Michael Cole: The sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion! Can Ric Flair turn back the clock and get to main event of Wrestlemania one last time?

Jerry Lawler: He’s still stylin’ and profilin’! Ric Flair knows what it takes to win a Royal Rumble. He’s got a huge chance of goin’ to Wrestlemania.

John Bradshaw Layfield: If he’s gonna get there he’s gonna have to get past Umaga first. And I don’t see anybody doin’ that.

After checking on the status of Michaels, Flair steps up the steps and into the ring, where MVP goes to confront him... but a chop to the chest sends MVP down. Bobby Lashley has a go too, but he too runs straight into a chop that knocks him down. Kennedy is the third man to confront Flair, but Flair stings his chest with a series of knife edged chops, backing Kennedy to the corner. Flair then goes for an Irish whip, only for Kennedy to reverse it, with Flair hitting the corner hard. Flair steps out, and Kennedy is waiting to send him flying with a back body drop! Flair cries out as he hits the mat, but he can’t rest as Kennedy grabs him... and RUNS FLAIR TOWARDS THE ROPES... BUT FLAIR REVERSES... AND USES THE MOMENTUM... TO SEND KENNEDY FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!!!

ELIMINATION #15 MR. KENNEDY BY RIC FLAIR @ 32.14

After entering a Number 2, lasting over half an hour, surviving several elimination threats and eliminating four others, Mr. Kennedy is finally gone at the hands of ‘The Nature Boy’. After landing on the floor, Kennedy sits up, the camera focused on the stunned look on his face as he realises his guarantee of victory won’t be coming true.

In the ring, Flair is now on stinging Randy Orton’s chest with chops, while The Undertaker has the advantage over Umaga, as he hammers with rapid fire shots to the midsection. Taker then goes for an Irish whip, but Umaga reverses... and he catches Taker with a SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Undertaker is planted, but behind Umaga, Shawn Michaels has snuck back into the ring... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! For the first time in the match Umaga is finally knocked down!

The camera then focuses on Mr. Kennedy, who slowly begin to trudge back towards the dressing rooms... but he stops, turns to the ring with a seriously pissed off look on his face... and THEN RACES BACK INTO THE RING! Kennedy slides under the bottom rope, and he immediately grabs Ric Flair, catching ‘Naitch’ by surprise... and TOSSES FLAIR OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #16 RIC FLAIR BY (AN ALREADY ELIMINATED) MR. KENNEDY @ 32.58

The crowd shits all over Kennedy’s actions, but he doesn’t give a damn as he destroys Flair on the outside with vicious right hands, then lays in with stiff kicks to the ribs. Referees scramble to pull Kennedy away, but he takes no notice, continuing to hammer Flair and then dragging Flair to his feet... and LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S DESK!

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... BUZZER ...

”OH YEAH...”

*LIVE FOR THE MOMENT...*

ENTRANT #24: MATT HARDY @ 33.12

The cheers that welcomes Hardy is nowhere near the usual pop he receives on Smackdown as the crowd is still mesmerised by the actions of Kennedy...


Michael Cole: Well... here comes Matt Hardy, but there’s chaos goin’ on right next to us!

Jim Ross: We need some help out here! Where the hell are the damn officials? Somebody’s gotta get out here and stop this!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Have you seen the look in Kennedy’s eyes right now? There’s not a referee alive who would go near him right now.

The two officials assigned the match plead with Kennedy to stop, but he takes no notice, pounding the forehead with hard right hands. Eventually Kennedy relents, and the camera zooms in to see that Flair has been BUSTED OPEN. The blood streams out of Flair’s head, but Kennedy isn’t finished yet, as he grabs one of the chairs strewn on the floor... lines Flair up... hoists the chair high... AND DELIVERS A SICK CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!! “For the love of God!” screams J.R., but Kennedy doesn’t give a damn, instead he slams the chair down, pulling Flair cheek to cheek with him, Flair’s blood staining the platinum blonde of both men. With the camera right on top of them, Kennedy holds the lifeless Flair’s head in his hands, shouting “This was my night! This... was MY... NIGHT!” before he finally drops Flair’s head to the floor. The refs cry for Kennedy to leave, and he finally agrees, slowly being led backstage, all the while his eyes fixated on the broken down legend he’s left behind.

In the ring, Hardy has made a positive start, rocking MVP with right hands, before ducking a swing from MVP... SIDE EFFECT! Randy Orton also goes for Hardy, but Matt sees him coming, hitting a kick to the midsection... TWIST OF FATE! Hardy nails Orton, and he now has Orton against the ropes, trying to muscle him out.

Michaels now pummels Umaga, trying to soften him up in the corner, but Umaga pushes him back. In an interesting moment, Triple H comes to Michaels’ aid, as he then takes up the fight in the corner, snapping at Umaga with hard right hands. Michaels returns to the corner, and now both he and Triple H are connecting with right hands, before they drag Umaga to the ropes and send him across... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The former DX members work together once again, with both men stopping to stare at each other, releasing they briefly put their problems aside... but the moment doesn’t last as Undertaker smashes ‘The Game’ while Lashley clubs Michaels from behind.

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... BUZZER ...

*SLOW CHEMICAL...*

ENTRANT #25: KANE @ 34.40

The crowd gives a great pop for Kane who menacingly lumbers down to the ring, passing the now stretcher bound Ric Flair who is being wheeled up the aisle by EMT’s...


Michael Cole: We’re at Number 25! Here comes ‘The Big Red Machine’ Kane, the man who holds the record for the number of eliminations in a single Royal Rumble match!

Jerry Lawler: Is it just me or did it get awfully warm in here all of a sudden?

The ring clears, with one man stood in the middle of it... a furious looking MVP! After his actions on Friday night, MVP is dying to get his hands on Kane, but Kane is obviously feeling the same, as he snarls at MVP before rolling into the ring. MVP gets the jump on Kane, stomping down on him, but Kane soon battles to his feet, rocking MVP with thrusts to the throat, before he sends MVP off the ropes... into a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! The crowd cheers as Kane rises to his feet, his hand cocked in the air, waiting for MVP. Dazed and disorientated, MVP stumbles to his feet... AND KANE CLUTCHES HIM BY THE THROAT... AND FORCES MVP OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

ELIMINATION #17 MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER BY KANE @ 35.07

Kane gets a measure of revenge by eliminating MVP, and he now turns his attentions to Umaga, the man who beat him in a ‘Loser Leaves Raw’ match four months ago. Kane hammers Umaga with hard shots to the throat, then grabbing Umaga by the throat to choke him against the ropes. The remaining competitors pair off in the corners, with Michaels taking a beating from ‘The Deadman’, while Matt Hardy has Randy Orton dangling upside down, close to elimination. In another corner it’s a battle of the powerhouses, as Lashley and Triple H tee off on each other, neither man able to gain the advantage. Against the ropes, Kane has Umaga teetering, and realising he can’t eliminate Orton, Matt Hardy rushes over to lend his support. Triple H sees this, so he drills Lashley with one final right hand and goes over to add his muscle to the cause. Orton has regained his balance, so he too steps in, with four men trying to force Umaga over the top rope. With Estrada stood below, pleading for his monster to hang in there, as the four struggle to shift ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’.

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... BUZZER ...

*SWEET AND SOUR...*

ENTRANT #26: TREVOR MURDOCH @ 36.08

Not much of a response for the second half of the ******* Wrecking Crew as Trevor Murdoch jogs down to the ring, removing his trucker’s jacket and throwing his hat away on the way...


Jim Ross: Here comes Trevor Murdoch. This guy’s tougher than a two dollar steak. He can do some damage in there.

John Bradshaw Layfield: He better get in there quick and try help eliminated Umaga before the beast breaks free!

Instead of taking JBL’s advice, Murdoch gets into the ring and drags Matt Hardy away from the ruck of bodies, knocking Hardy down with a stiff right hand. Shawn Michaels clambers over, but he too is rocked with a big right, Michaels hitting the mat then crawling to the corner to try and recover. Murdoch then begins to hammer Bobby Lashley, with Murdoch driving Lashley to the corner, then hitting a series of shoulder thrusts before backing off and charging in with a big boot to the face.

By the ropes, Orton, Triple H and Kane continue to try force Umaga out, but ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’ decides he’s had enough, and with a surge of power he sends all three men flying away from him. Kane is the first man back on his feet, and he fires a shot to Umaga’s throat, then chokes ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’ against the ropes. Orton and Triple H both struggles to get back up, and when they do Orton beats ‘The Game’ to the punch, snapping off a right hand. Triple H tries to swing a fist in reply, but Orton ducks, dropping ‘The Game’ with the inverted backbreaker.

The Undertaker lumbers along the side of the ring until he’s meet by Umaga, who having already knocked Kane down with a headbutt now pummels ‘The Deadman’ against the ropes and tries to force ‘Taker out. In the corner, Trevor Murdoch now targets Shawn Michaels, with Murdoch hammering Michaels with kicks to the gut, each stomp forcing Michaels closer and closer to the mat until he’s grounded. In the opposite corner, Matt Hardy has Lashley spread across the top rope, with Lashley hooking legs and arms underneath to hang on, while nearby Randy Orton has Triple H hanging upside down, ‘The Game’ wrapping his legs around the top rope to survive.

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... BUZZER ...

*REALITY...*

ENTRANT #27: THE MIZ @ 37.43

A fair amount of heat for The Miz, who arrogantly walks down to the ring, Michelle McCool shouting advice in his ear all the way down the aisle...


Michael Cole: I think uh... I think we’ve lost the Raw announce team for the moment. Here comes The Miz, and JBL, I understand you’re the founding member of The Miz fan club?

John Bradshaw Layfield: I swear to God, you better shut your damn mouth Cole or you’ll wind up in a hospital bed next to Ric Flair.

Miz slides under the bottom rope and he immediately targets Matt Hardy, hammering Hardy with stinging right hands before he sends Hardy to the corner... and charges in for the swinging corner clothesline! Quickly Miz turns his attention to Kane, smashing Kane repeatedly with hard forearms to the face... until Kane grabs Miz by the throat and tosses him to the corner! Kane unloads with rapid fire lefts and rights to the midsection, before a massive uppercut rocks Miz up and then down to the mat.

In the corner, Orton and Trevor Murdoch team up to punish Shawn Michaels, the man who has been in the match the longest. Michaels is hammered down until he’s sat on the mat, with Orton then driving a boot into Michaels’ throat, choking him against the middle turnbuckle, while Murdoch continues to strike down with right hands.

Across the ring, Triple H and Lashley have started their slugfest once again, with Lashley trying to force Triple H over the top rope. ‘The Game’ wraps an arm around the top rope, while he wraps his other arm around Lashley’s thick neck, not allowing himself to be dumped out. Now back on his feet, Matt Hardy comes to the aid of Shawn Michaels, spinning Orton around, but before he can connect with any punches, Orton drives Hardy to the mat, mounting Matt to rain down on him with right hands. Orton soon stands up, and he waits for Hardy to rise... RKO... NO! Hardy pushes Orton off of him, but when Orton hits the ropes he hangs on, stopping the momentum. Hardy sees this and charges... ORTON ELEVATES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But Hardy lands on the apron, and he ducks an Orton clothesline to drive his shoulder into the midsection, and now Hardy tries to pull Orton over the top rope too.

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... BUZZER ...

*NIGHTMARE...*

ENTRANT #28: THE SANDMAN @ 39.16

A decent pop for The Sandman, but as the camera focuses on the entrance way, Sandman is nowhere to be seen. The shot soon cuts to the crowd, where The Sandman is seen among a section of the audience, his kendo stick held high as he smashes a beer can off his head...


Jim Ross: Can you imagine if The Sandman goes on and wins the Royal Rumble? The luck of the draw’s been on his side, he could be one half of our main event at Wrestlemania 23.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Look at this idiot. It’s gonna be time for entrant Number 29 by the time this jackass makes it to the ring!

As Sandman makes his way through the arena to the ring, Orton and Matt continue to try force each other out, with both men now stood on the apron. With one hand griping the top rope, Matt hammers Orton with his free hand, ‘The Legend Killer’ slowly starting to sway. Matt continues to strike, trying to eliminated Orton, but somehow Orton hangs on. By now, The Sandman has made it to the arena floor, conveniently next to where Orton and Hardy are slugging it out. With his kendo stick still in his hands, Sandman sees Orton and Hardy... AND STARTS SWINGING WITH THE STICK!! Both men stop beating each other as Sandman furiously strikes them, with both Hardy and Orton diving into the ring to escape his wrath. Sandman goes to enter the ring, but before he does a referee demands that he releases his grip on the kendo stick, with Sandman begrudgingly letting go.

In the ring, Sandman rocks Orton with a right hand, and then he hammers the approaching Trevor Murdoch with a kick to the gut and a Russian legsweep. The “EEE – CEE – DUB! EEE – CEE – DUB!” chant soon breaks out, but it’s stopped in a second as Umaga smashes Sandman with the savate kick. Lashley continues to try eliminate Triple H, while Kane now has Shawn Michaels in a perilous spot with HBK desperately trying to hang on to the ropes while down on the mat. Realising he can’t eliminate HBK, Kane turns to the middle of the ring to see Miz and Trevor Murdoch both struggling to return to their feet. . Kane then waits for Miz and Murdoch to sit up, as he comes off the ropes to nail a double low angle dropkick! The pace off the match has slowed right down again, but the crowd rises in anticipation as the clock ticks down.

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... BUZZER ...

*THE MASTERPIECE...*

ENTRANT #29: CHRIS MASTERS @ 40.48

Heat for ‘The Masterpiece’ as he takes his time in entering the ring, standing at the top of the aisle while his pyro shower goes off, before he shakes loose his robe and jogs down to the ring...


Jim Ross: Well I’m pretty sure it was Jonathan Coachman who pulled a few strings to get Chris Masters a spot in the Rumble, and I can’t help but think he pulled a few more to help land Masters such a high number.

Jerry Lawler: J.R. will you stop it with these accusations please? You’re gonna get us in trouble one of these days. Unlike you, I need this job. We can’t all go home and sell barbeque sauce y’know.

When Masters finally does enter the ring, he targets Shawn Michaels, hammering Michaels from behind with hard shots to the small of the back. Spotting Triple H stood in a corner, he lays into ‘The Game’ with boots to the midsection, driving Triple H down to the mat. Masters then shows some aggression as he drives his knee into the face of ‘The Game’. Determined to keep the momentum going, Masters turns back to the ring, and he spots The Sandman stomping down on Trevor Murdoch. Sneaking up from behind, Masters spins Sandman around... AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ELIMINATION #18 THE SANDMAN BY CHRIS MASTERS @ 41.17

A brief appearance by The Sandman as Masters makes quick work of him. Masters now turns to see Kane driving his boot into Randy Orton’s throat up against the turnbuckle. Masters sneaks up from behind, and clubs Kane with a double axe handle, before dropping hard forearms to the small of the back that knock Kane down. A pair of rights land on Orton’s head, before Masters then turns to the opposite corner where Lashley and Hardy are trying to rid the ring of The Miz. Miz has both arms wrapped under the bottom rope, and he gets more help in his quest for survival as Masters drags Hardy to the centre of the ring, taking Hardy up and down with a sidewalk slam. Masters then drills Lashley from behind in the corner, aiming double axe handles to the neck, while he also has a few shots to the Miz.

Twenty nine have entered and twelve men remain, with Shawn Michaels currently the longest serving member of the match having entered at Number 11. The Undertaker and Bobby Lashley also both have a long service time having entered at Number 13 and Number 14 respectively, while it’s a long drop until we get to Randy Orton at Number 21. Matt Hardy at 24, Kane at 25, Murdoch at 26, Miz at 27 and Chris Masters at 29 complete the field, as the clock ticks down one last time, with everyone knowing just who is about to enter...

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... BUZZER ...

”YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...”

*METALINGUS...*

ENTRANT #30: EDGE @ 42.21

As always there are cheers for the awesomeness of his entrance theme, but as soon as Edge steps out the cheers turn to huge heat as ‘The Rated-R Superstar’ makes his entrance...


Jim Ross: The luckiest man in San Antonio! Edge is in a great spot to go on and win the Royal Rumble!

John Bradshaw Layfield: But remember this, nobody has entered the Royal Rumble at Number 30 and went on to win. It’s never happened before!

Michael Cole: But could tonight be the night? Could Edge make history here tonight?

As soon as he slides into the ring, Edge crouches, coiled waiting to strike. The impressive Chris Masters is the first man to turn... SPEAR! Edge drills Masters with the spear, and again he crouches, waiting for another chance to strike. Trevor Murdoch ambles towards the centre of the ring... SPEAR!! Edge delivers another spear, and now he crouches in the corner, waiting for more victims to attack. Seeing Shawn Michaels in the corner, Edge has his next victim in his sights, with ‘The Rated-R Superstar’ clawing at his hair, working himself into a frenzy before he attacks... SPEAR... NO! Michaels avoids the contact, seeing Edge spear the middle turnbuckle, before he staggers towards Michaels... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! The arena erupts as Michaels connects on Edge... only for KANE TO HAMMER MICHAELS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!

Kane briefly stands over HBK, but he’s soon hammered by Randy Orton, who drives Kane to the ropes. Orton tries to muscle out Kane, but it’s no use as ‘The Big Red Machine’ hangs in there. Soon The Miz joins the effort, but Kane continues to hang in there. Matt Hardy slugs right hands at The Undertaker, trying to back ‘The Deadman’ to the ropes, but ‘Taker stands his ground, firing back with rights of his own. Hardy then aims a kick to the midsection, socking ‘The Phenom’ with yet another right hand before finally backing Taker to the ropes for an Irish whip... but ‘The Deadman’ reverses, and he waits for Hardy to return... and swings with a clothesline... but Hardy ducks underneath, catching Undertaker with a kick to the gut as he turns... TWIST OF FATE!! Hardy nails the legendary Undertaker, and he jumps to his feet to roar to the pop of the crowd... until he’s HAMMERED BY UMAGA! Unable to bask in his glory, Hardy is smashed as Umaga runs right through him, sending Hardy flying to the mat near the corner.

In the corner, Edge rubs his jaw, shaking his head to try and wake up a bit after being rocked by Michaels. HBK is the subject of a Chris Masters and Trevor Murdoch double team, as the pair take it in turns to beat down on Michaels.

Deciding they’ve done enough damage to HBK, the Masters and Murdoch combination now turn their attentions to Bobby Lashley, with Masters clubbing Lashley from behind while Murdoch swings his fists into Lashley’s ribs. His back in pain, Lashley grabs at it as Masters and Murdoch back him to the ropes, both men propelling Lashley off the ropes with an Irish whip... but Lashley ducks underneath their double clothesline... and comes back off the ropes... FLYING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Lashley takes both men down, and now he grabs Trevor Murdoch and runs him to the ropes... TO THROW MURODCH OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #19 TREVOR MURODCH BY BOBBY LASHLEY @ 44.42

The crowd pops as Lashley eliminates Murdoch, but the ECW Champion slumps to the mat, clearly suffering the effects of the match. Lashley now tries to rest up, but he’s given no time to do so, as Masters viciously assaults him, raining down with a frenzy of left and right hands. Standing to face the crowd, Masters roars at them, drawing some more heat, before he stands behind Lashley, waiting for him to rise. Still suffering, Lashley takes an age to rise to his feet, grabbing at his ribs, wincing in pain... but here comes Masters... MASTERLOCK! Masters locks in The Masterlock, and he viciously wrenches Lashley around... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Lashley ducks at the last second, and Michaels catches Masters square on the chin, breaking The Masterlock... and SENDING MASTERS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!

ELIMINATION #20 CHRIS MASTERS BY SHAWN MICHAELS @ 45.29

The crowd pops for the unique elimination of Masters, who hits the floor hard and stays laid out. Much like Lashley, Michaels is feeling the effects of being in there so long, and both men visibly display their tiredness by slumping to the mat. Edge is finally back on his feet now, and he communicates to his fellow World Tag Team Champion and Rated-RKO member Randy Orton that now is the time for the two of them to work together. With Edge directing traffic, he points Orton is the direction of the slumped in the corner Triple H, while Edge turns towards the dazed Matt Hardy. Orton drops vicious boots to the chest of ‘The Game’, while across the ring Edge hammers Hardy with big right hands. With four men down and the tag champs the only two men standing, Edge tells Orton to drag Triple H to his feet as ‘The Rated-R Superstar’ retreats to the corner. The crowd realises what’s going on, and the buzz of anticipation soon rings out as Edge crouches, waiting for Orton to deliver. Slowly Orton helps ‘The Game’ to his feet, and after an uppercut against the turnbuckle, Orton goes for an Irish whip... and HERE COMES EDGE... RUNNING CLOTHESLINE FROM TRIPLE H! The crowd explodes as ‘The Game’ turns Edge inside out, and now he turns to the onrushing Orton... DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER! Triple H plants ‘The Legend Killer’ and he’s quickly on his feet for the incoming Matt Hardy... KICK... PEDIGREE!!! Hardy tastes the pedigree, but Triple H isn’t done as he calls “Cmon!” at Lashley, who slowly uses the ropes to return to his feet... CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE... NO! Lashley hangs on, landing on the apron! Quickly realising he’s not quite eliminated Lashley, Triple H turns back towards the ropes to try again... but he’s quickly spun around by Randy Orton... RKO!!

The crowd gasps as Orton nails ‘The Game’, killing the momentum Triple H had built. Once again Edge and Orton are in the dominant position, as they see nothing but bodies strewn across the mat, except for Umaga, who is pummelling poor Miz. Deciding they want no part of ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’, Edge and Orton instead look towards The Undertaker, with ‘The Deadman’ using the ropes to drag himself to his feet. Cautiously the Rated-R duo approach, peppering The Phenom’ with well placed punches. Edge and Orton continue to attack, but suddenly there’s a roar from the crowd... as KANE SITS UP! Almost as if he sensed his brother was in trouble, Kane rises and stalks Edge and Orton from behind, spinning Orton around for a hard shot to the throat. Edge suffers the same treatment, as soon he’s been sent off the ropes... into a TILT-A-WHIRL POWERSLAM! Orton is back on his feet, but The Undertaker is waiting, smacking Orton with kicks to the midsection before Orton too is sent for the ride... BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!

The Brothers of Destruction make their presence felt, and soon Miz is in their sights, as he stumbles to his feet in the middle of the ring... straight into the grasp of ‘The Deadman’! Undertaker scoops Miz up... TOMBSTONE!! Miz is planted with the tombstone, and Kane quickly drags him to his feet... and TOSSES MIZ OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #21 THE MIZ BY KANE @ 48.14

Miz crashes to the floor with a thud, while in the ring Kane and Taker stand tall, the crowd loving seeing them working together. Against the ropes, Umaga is in a bad place as Shawn Michaels and Matt Hardy have him against the ropes, trying to force Umaga over the top rope. Estrada is there, pleading for his monster to hang on in there, but the situation worsens for ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’ as Bobby Lashley joins the duo in trying to eliminate Umaga. Triple H, who had been resting in a corner sees this as a huge chance to eliminate one of the favourites, so he too joins the posse, lending their weight to try and force Umaga out, but Umaga holds firm despite the presence of the other four men.

Kane and Undertaker now spot that Randy Orton and Edge are staggering to their feet, the two Rated-R members huddled close together, leaning on each other for support. A look of fear crosses both faces of the World Tag Team Champions, as they realise that The Brothers of Destruction are stood waiting for them. Hemmed in against the ropes with nowhere to run, Edge and Orton cling to each other in fear, while that sick bastard Kane can only laugh. Edge stares intently at the two, before the camera catches him taking a big gulp... as UNDERTAKER DRAWS A THUMB ACROSS HIS THROAT! The crowd pops as Kane and Taker make their move... only for Edge to shove Orton forward... straight into a big right hand from Kane! Edge tries to attack, but he just runs into a massive right from ‘The Deadman’. Orton is quickly dragged to his feet, where Kane whips him into Undertaker... WHO SNATCHES ORTON BY THE THROAT! The crowd pops, and it only gets louder... AS KANE GRABS ORTON BY THE THROAT TOO!! Orton’s eyes look like they’re about to explode out of his head, with ‘The Legend Killer’ screaming at Edge for help. Edge is still down, and soon ORTON IS LIFTED UP INTO THE AIR! Kane and Undertaker hold him in the air just long enough for Edge to get back on his feet... AND DECIDE NOT TO HELP ORTON! Edge brushes Orton off, deciding not to help his partner, feeling he’s a lost cause. A stunned look on his face, the camera audibly hears ‘The Legend Killer’ shout “OH SHIT!” as he knows his fate is sealed... as Orton is SENT FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #22 RANDY ORTON BY KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER @ 50.07

Edge, doesn’t give a damn, slumping down into the corner to try recover as his fellow World Tag Team Champion lies motionless on the outside. Attention now returns to the ropes as Umaga is closer and closer to being eliminated. Michaels, Hardy, Lashley and Triple H continue to strive to force Umaga out, but somehow Umaga manages to hang in there. Still the big man teeters across the top rope, inching closer and closer to elimination... and soon Kane and Undertaker lend their support! They hit the pile with momentum, and the added weight and force of BOTH Brothers of Destruction sees Umaga... slowly... ever so slowly... inch by inch... TEETER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASH TO THE FLOOR!!!

ELIMINATION #23 UMAGA BY SHAWN MICHAELS, MATT HARDY, BOBBY LASHLEY, TRIPLE H, KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER @ 50.43

It takes SEVEN superstars but Umaga has finally been eliminated. The seven all stand near the ropes, taking a moment to relax, but that all changes as Edge springs to life, racing into the scrum and from behind he DUMPS BOBBY LASHLEY OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #24 BOBBY LASHLEY BY EDGE @ 50.56

The crowd is stunned as Edge, ‘The Ultimate Opportunist’ sneaks up from behind and eliminates the ECW Champion! Lashley slams his hand off the apron, furious at the manner of his elimination. Lashley turns and aggressively kicks the steel steps in frustration, before he sees Umaga stood nearby. Estrada tries to lead his monster away, but Umaga is having none of it, as he and Lashley square up... AND THE FISTS START TO FLY! Out of sheer frustration Lashley picks a fight with ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’, with both men swinging wildly at each other, but due to the sheer size, strength and dominance of both men, neither can gain an advantage is soon becomes a brawl up the aisle, as referees and officials race down to try separate the two monsters. Slowly they manage to stop the fight, leading Lashley up the ramp first. A group of officials try to calm down Umaga, but ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’ simply bursts past them , grabbing Lashley from behind... SAMOAN SPIKE! Umaga hammers Lashley, and soon he stands over the fallen ECW Champion until Estrada can finally lead his savage away.

Back to the ring, and with six men left, the only heel left in the match, Edge, is now a huge target. As he stares up the aisle, smiling at the mayhem he’s caused for Lashley, Edge doesn’t notice the fact that the other five men in the ring have slowly moved into position to circle. Turning, Edge quickly gets the message that he doesn’t have any friends in the ring. Nervously glancing from man to man, Edge knows he’s in a world of trouble... SO HE DROPS AND SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! The crowd shits all over Edge’s tactics, with ‘The Rated-R Superstar’ not giving a damn, smiling and tapping the side of his head in a show of intelligence. In the ring, the other five all exchanging glances, before soon the brawl begins, with Michaels and Undertaker now trading blows while Kane, Triple H and Hardy turns into a three man melee. This is the opportunity Edge needs as he now slides back into the ring and clubs Kane from behind.

Edge nails Kane with repeated forearms to the back, but soon Kane is returning fire, backing Edge to the ropes with hard shots to throat. Kane then goes for an Irish whip, but Edge reverses to send Kane for the ride. Edge lowers his head for a back body drop, but Kane spots it in time, hitting a kick to the chest that snaps Edge’s head up. Kane then goes for a kick to the gut, but Edge catches the boot, smiling, knowing he has Kane in trouble... until Kane hits an enzuigiri! The crowd pops as Kane hits a rarely seen move from him. Edge lays face down on the mat, breathing hard while Kane is back on his feet, his hand cocked in the air once again. Slowly Edge gets to both knees, using the ropes to help aid his return to his feet. Edge then turns and stumbles towards Kane... WHO GRABS EDGE BY THE THROAT... NO! Edge kicks the gut out of desperation, staggering towards the ropes. This prompts Kane to attack... WITH A BIG BOOT... BUT EDGE DUCKS! Kane crotches himself on the top rope, and soon Edge is coming off the opposite ropes to attack... AND SPEAR KANE OFF THE APRON!!

ELIMINATION #25 KANE BY EDGE @ 52.41

Big time boos for Kane’s elimination, with ‘The Big Red Machine’ clutching his leg in pain on the floor. Edge props himself up against the middle rope, smiling at Kane as he’s just eliminated a second monster from the ring. Edge then looks at the other four men in the ring, and with Undertaker and Triple H hammering each other in one corner, Edge heads for the opposite turnbuckle to assist Matt Hardy as he tries to force Shawn Michaels out.

Michaels manages to turn the tide on Hardy though, snapping him back with chops, and he’s ready to deliver the same to Edge as he approaches. Edge goes down, but here comes Hardy charging out of the corner... straight into a back body drop! Michaels turns back to Edge, but Edge strikes first with a series of right hands, before he sends Michaels off the ropes... Michaels ducks a clothesline... and connects with THE FLYING FOREARM! Michaels takes down Edge, and he kips up, much to the delight of the crowd. Now Michaels readies himself, tuning up the band, waiting for Edge to rise... SWEET CHIN MUSIC... BUT EDGE DIVES TO SAFETY... AND MATT HARDY TAKES IT SQUARE ON THE CHIN!! Michaels looks stunned as he connects with Matt, but there’s no time to show remorse as Edge takes him down from behind with a chop block, before he grabs the lifeless Matt Hardy... AND HURLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!

ELIMINATION #26 MATT HARDY BY EDGE @ 53.56

Tons of heat for the Hardy elimination, with a great effort from Matt landing him in the final five, clearly the best Royal Rumble performance of his career. Edge smiles at the fallen Hardy, but when he turns back to the ring, each member of the final four stands in a separate corner. Each man glances at each other, the difference in emotions on their faces profound. After entering over 40 minutes ago, Shawn Michaels now adds the pain in his knee from Edge’s chop block to the fatigue he’s feeling. Triple H slumps against the top turnbuckle, breathing hard, yet still a confident look on his face. The Undertaker as always gives little away, while Edge claws at his hair, the fresh man dying to get his hands on someone. The crowd buzzes with anticipation, they too desperate to see the action restart.

It’s Edge who blinks first, as he goes after Shawn Michaels, who can barely move from his corner. Edge cracks Michaels with a pair of rights, but he’s soon dragged away from Michaels by Triple H. Undertaker takes over the attack on HBK, but ‘The Game’ now looks to go to work on Edge, sending crashing to the corner with a hard Irish whip and then charging in for a corner clothesline... but Edge dodges the attack, letting Triple H smash against the turnbuckle. Instantly Edge starts running springing off the far away, building up a head of steam... SPEAR! EDGE NAILS TRIPLE H WITH A SPEAR!! The Undertaker hears the roar of the crowd and turns to the middle of the ring... SPEAR! SPEAR TO THE UNDERTAKER!! The crowd is going nuts, and now Edge crouches in the corner, working himself and the arena into a frenzy, slapping himself in the face, yanking at his hair, pleading, begging Shawn Michaels to step out of the corner... which slowly he does... and here comes Edge... SPEAR... NO!!

Michaels dives to safety, leaving Edge to connect with the middle turnbuckle! Once again Edge fails to connect the spear on HBK, and is history about to repeat itself as Edge stumbles from the corner... SWEET CHIN MUSIC... NO!! Edge ducks underneath, and he grabs Michaels by the hair... AND LAUNCHES MICHAELS OVER THE TOP ROPE... BUT MICHAELS HANGS ON! Michaels somehow maintains a grip on the top rope, trying to skin the cat, and when he does... he gets Edge in a headscissors! Michaels tries to drag Edge over the top rope, but Edge valiantly hangs in there. Triple H is back on his feet, and he sees the situation, and now he comes off the ropes, LOOKING TO ELIMINATE EDGE... BUT EDGE FREES HIMSELF OF MICHAELS’ GRIP AND DIVES FOR SAFETY... TRIPLE H HITS THE ROPES... AND ELIMINATES SHAWN MICHAELS!!!

ELIMINATION #27 SHAWN MICHAELS BY TRIPLE H @ 56.23

The crowd gasps as in a reversal of last Monday night, Triple H eliminates Shawn Michaels... but surely he didn’t mean it? There’s little chance for ‘The Game’ to feel remorseful though, as Edge quickly clubs him from the side, knocking Triple H down to the mat. With The Undertaker still suffering the effects of Edge’s spear, ‘The Rated-R Superstar’ now looks to take control, mounting Triple H to rain down on him with rapid right hands.

The heat for Edge right now is damn near off the charts as the audience shits on the fact that he’s in control so close to the end of the match. One more time, Edge crouches in the corner, waiting for his moment to strike. ‘The Game’ clutches at the top rope, hauling himself off the mat, with Edge going crazy, dying to attack. Triple H slowly turns around... and here comes Edge... SPEAR... NO! TRIPLE H COUNTERS WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER! The arena explodes as ‘The Game’ plants Edge, but there’s no bursting back to his feet this time as the effects of the match take their toll.

With all three men briefly down, the buzz of anticipation is again heard as Triple H and The Undertaker make an almost triumphant return to their feet, each man stood against the turnbuckle in his corner. Slowly ‘The Game’ paces towards ‘The Phenom’, the roar of the crowd increasing with every step they take. Soon the two men are nose to nose, Triple H throwing trash talk. The noise from the crowd continues to rise, as they can’t wait to see both men take the fight to each other. More words from ‘The Game’, but ‘The Deadman’ isn’t fazed, until he decides he’s ehard enough... AND DRAWS A THUMB ACROSS HIS THROAT! The crowd gives a huge pop, but Triple H shows no fear, staying nose to nose with Taker... until Triple H steps back... AND GIVES UNDERTAKER THE DX CHOP! Drawing perhaps the biggest pop of the night, ‘The Game’ lays down the challenge to Taker... and it’s on! ‘The Deadman’ swings with a hard right, only for Triple H to fire straight back with interest. The crowd “Ooohs” with every punch as a slow slugfest ensues, with eventually ‘The Game’ gaining the upperhand, connecting on three straight right hands that backs Undertaker to the ropes. Triple H then goes for an Irish whip, but Taker reverses... and Triple H ducks underneath his clothesline attempt, with ‘The Game’ still running... for a RUNNING HIGH KNEE STRIKE!!

‘The Phenom’ goes down, but he’s soon back up again, only for Triple H to catch him with the facebreaker knee smash. Taker staggers away, swinging wildly and stumbling around the ring, while ‘The Game’ looks poised to strike... kick to the gut... PEDIGREE... NO! Taker counters with a back body drop! A mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd, with half of them wanting to see the pedigree while the other half cheered for Undertaker’s counter.

With ‘The Game’ crashing to the mat, ‘The Deadman’ briefly drops to one knee before standing tall, waiting for Triple H to rise. Feeling the effects of the effort he’s shown tonight, Triple H is slow to return to a vertical base, but he does manage, with Taker waiting for him... to scoop him up on his shoulder... AND TRY TO FORCE THE GAME OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Desperately, Triple H grabs the top rope while still on Undertaker’s shoulder, trying to force himself away from the ropes. ‘The Phenom’ continues to push, but ‘The Game’ shows unbelievable strength to somehow keep himself in the ring. Undertaker continues to press, even going as far as to pull Triple H into the middle of the ring, hoping to break ‘The Game’s’ grip on the top rope. Finally Undertaker pulls hard enough that Triple H let’s go off the top rope, and again he looks to eliminate Triple H... but ‘The Game’ drops to his feet behind ‘The Deadman’... and USES THE MOMENTUM TO PUSH UNDERTAKER OVER THE TOP ROPE... BUT TAKER GRABS HOLD OF THE TOP ROPE... AND GRABS HOLD OF TRIPLE H... AND PULLS TRIPLE H OVER THE TOP ROPE... WITH TAKER LANDING ON THE APRON... WHILE THE GAME CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!!!

ELIMINATION #28 TRIPLE H BY THE UNDERTAKER @ 59.58

TRIPLE H HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! The crowd erupts as ‘The Deadman’ pulls ‘The Game’ over the top rope, but Taker is still PERCHED ON THE APRON... AND HERE COMES ‘THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST’... TO SPEAR THE UNDERTAKER TO THE FLOOR!!!!

ELIMINATION #29: THE UNDERTAKER BY EDGE @ 60:04

Winner: And earning an automatic title shot at EITHER brand’s Champion at Wrestlemania XXIII: Edge @ 60:04

Edge immediately collapses to the mat, slamming his fists off the canvas in a fit of jubilation. Still not quite able to believe he's won, Edge grabs at his hair and slaps himself in the face, almost trying to make sure this moment is real...

Michael Cole: EDGE! EDGE!! EDGE HAS DONE IT! He entered at Number 30, and now Edge is goin' to Wrestlemania!

Jerry Lawler: Unbelievable! Edge has just become the first man to enter the Royal Rumble at Number 30 and go on to win the Royal Rumble!

Jim Ross: Yeah but what about Triple H? What abput The Undertaker? They were so damn close to winnin' and-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interrupting) None o' that matters right now! All that matters is that Edge now has his choice. Will it be the WWE or the World Heavyweight Championship Edge challenges for? Wrestlemania is about to go Rated-R!

Edge climbs to the second rope, holding his arms high in victory, not giving a damn about the boos raining down from the crowd. Triumphant in victory, Edge soaks it all in, and the final image of the broadcast is that of Edge staring up at the rafters, pointing to the banner that reads "Wrestlemania XXIII" all the while a crazed look in his eyes as we fade... to... black.

*End Show*


 
#56 · (Edited)
Just want to say thanks to those who predicted. A little bit gutted the show didn't get one review (I know, I know, shouldn't write for reviews) :( , but I still wanna press on with this. Anyway, the prediction contest...

BkB Hulk: 9/19
HarlemHeat: 8/19
rvd97045: 10/19
KOB: 7/19
weaver2121: 8/19
amrock25: 11/19

Congrats to amrock who got the win. :)

*****




~WWE Post Royal Rumble News, Notes and Spoilers~

Edge was considered a surprise choice to win the Royal Rumble last night, however it was Vince McMahon personally who decided that Edge was to be part of the main event of Wrestlemania this year. Determined to firmly establish Edge as a major part of the main event roster, Edge is scheduled to face John Cena in the main event of Wrestlemania 23, as of this moment. Having engaged in several classic bouts throughout 2006, the current plan is for the Mania match to be pushed as a last time ever match, a battle to finally end their feud once and for all. One way or another, the creative team is determined to have Edge's opponent firmly established by the No Way Out pay per view in three weeks time. With Edge now set to move back into the singles ranks, expect he and Randy Orton to drop the World Tag Team Titles, perhaps as soon as the Raw: Night Of Champions 3-hour special in eight days time.

Having both retained their titles last night, John Cena and Batista appear to be locks to head into Wrestlemania as champions of their respective shows. With both heavyweight championships being held by babyfaces, the decision to have a heel Edge win the Royal Rumble gained ground over recent days. Challengers for both champions in the mean time will be established to tide both men until after No Way Out. Expect a challenger for Batista's World Heavyweight Championship at No Way Out to be determined quickly. After being the last man eliminated in the Royal Rumble, The Undertaker is the early favourtie for the role. Also in the frame are Mr. Kennedy, despite his altercation with Ric Flair, as are Kane and MVP, who look set to end their feud decivsivly on Smackdown this Friday.

Speaking of Kennedy and Flair, it appears they will clash at Wrestlemania 23 in an inter-promotional match. Having recently complained about veterans holding him back, it appears the feud with Flair has been slowly simmering over the recent weeks on Smackdown. Just how the dispute will be advanced with both men being different shows remains to be seen. The fact that Flair's Wrestlemania match appears set would almost certainly rule out any chance Flair and his new ally Carlito had of winning the World Tag Team Championships from Edge and Orton.

Triple H and Shawn Michaels seem destined to be involved in a match together at Wrestlemania in some shape or form, but the current direction of their match is still up in the air. Although the pair have craved greater creative control over their feud, the fact that neither man has firmly established himself as a heel sugests the pair could re-unite but not under the DX banner to face a new team, or the could both remain faces but be invovled in a possible multi man WWE Championship match. Expect the direction of their feud to become clear in the upcoming weeks.

Many of the undercard matches at Wrestlemania have already been established, but one man in particular who still lacks an opponent is The Undertaker. With no clear choices on Smackdown to face The Deadman, it may mean a Raw Superstar is given the honour of breaking the infamous Wrestlemania streak. Ideas being tossed around include a second attempt at breaking the streak for Randy Orton, to new Intercontinental Champion Kenny Dykstra stepping up in an attempt to establish him as the next break out star, to a heel turn and feud with The Undertaker for Carlito or Bobby Lashley. Other names being considered are Umaga, Finlay, MVP and the outside consideration, a heel CM Punk.

Having boosted both the tag team and cruiserweight divisions on Smackdown, attention has now turned to re-establishing the tag and women's division over on Raw. One team set to soon make their debut on the red brand is that of Hart Dungeon graduates Harry Smith and TJ Wilson. Expect Smith's cousin Nattie Neidhart to also make her debut as part of the group. The more experienced tag team of Deuce 'N' Domino are also expected to appear on Raw in the near future, and a long awaited return from injury for Beth Phoenix has also been rumoured over recent weeks. One further team is set to be added to the Smackdown brand, as former ECW Sueprstars Elijah Burke and Monty Brown will soon be introduced as a unit.
 
#57 ·
Royal Rumble Feedback​

Yeah, I’m late to the party, but better late than never, right? Right? :(

The opening video package was done beautifully, really summing up what the night is all about with the destiny of the winner being WrestleMania. The commentary to go with it was very nice too, hyping up your card well.

One of the two midcard title matches were going to be the opener here, and while I think Doane/Jeff is a more exciting style of contest that is suited to the opening position, I guess you want to alternate between the brands with the title matches. Nice way to add some excitement to the start of the match with the Cripple Crossface attempt as both me trade the advantage a bit, although I think Benoit hitting the triple Germans on Test this early seems a bit wrong. It’s just one of those moves that Test should be able to resist so early in the match, and in my mind, it should be a good set up for a nearfall, rather than a bit of a throwaway move early in the match. I have to say that I liked the switch in momentum that followed though with Test sending Benoit flying into the crowd barrier. The extended period of Test dominance was good to see, and I was glad to see some focus on the ribs, providing some simple yet effective psychology, with some nice little cheap tactics like the use of the ropes in the abdominal stretch being brought in. The Benoit comebacks were teased often enough to keep the crowd interested too, with my only complaint perhaps being that the big boot from Test was used far too early imo, as I feel that, like the trio of Germans from Benoit, it can be used as a nearfall, or for Test, even as a finisher. Still, the Benoit comeback was built to well, and the counters started well with the chaos surrounding the attempt at the diving headbutt from Benoit, even if this is where the Germans should have started to come in as impact moves imo. The big boot being used as a nearfall here after already seeing it happen made it far less impacting too, tbh. The same goes with the Germans being used, even if countered, although the ending was exciting, even if Test is made to look a little weak when he’s all about his power and yet his finisher isn’t able to put Benoit down. Still, this builds Benoit momentum, and you get the feeling that this is what the feud was all about, so that’s a positive. A pretty good way to start the show here.

I’m really glad to see you following up on what happened to close RAW with a promo here, even if it’s just a backstage segment to show the pain Mr. McMahon is going through. Introducing Shane here and announcing him as being on RAW already adds an exciting touch to the show, while the uneasiness between Coach and Shane is certainly interesting. I’m not sure if it’ll lead anywhere, but for now it’s adding some entertainment.

Ah, the Royal Rumble tumbler tradition. The tension between Edge and Orton was okay, although I thought the arrogance of Edge was maybe even too overdone, as it just seemed like he was talking about himself a little more than necessary. Still, the way it was followed up on with almost a playful tension between the two was done well, while the interaction with the interrupting Kennedy was good too, especially with the way you played up Kennedy’s disgust at the number he picked. Nice segment.

I didn’t read too much into it originally, but I liked the way you really played up the attack on Jeff Hardy from RAW, and showed some real arrogance on the part of Dykstra by having him show the footage of RAW again, before declaring himself the new champion by forfeit, only for Jeff to arrive at the last moment. Clever little lead in to the match.

Good way to kickstart the match with Dykstra jumping Jeff as he climbs through the ropes, showing both Kenny’s frustration at Jeff showing up and his newfound mean streak well. Like in the last match, I thought the Hardyac Arrest may have come early, but the way you had Hardy sell it was fantastic, really using it to show the pain that Jeff is going through after the one man con-chair-to on RAW. The brawling on the outside was good too, with Kenny continuing the focus on the head of Hardy, while having Jeff resist the fight of Kenny and hit some of his own moves, making them big on the outside with the suplex slam was good, keeping it nice and exciting early up until the neckbreaker from Kenny. The hope spots throughout the Kenny offense, like in the first match, were done well, keeping Jeff looking like he could just come back with attempts at moves like the whisper in the wind, although I loved how you also kept Kenny’s offense as big and exciting too with the clothesline and the flying elbow, building up to Hardy’s comeback thanks to some arrogance from Kenny well. The ref bump was an interesting way to go, and at first I wasn’t sure it was entirely necessary, as the match isn’t a particularly long one, and the nearfalls were building well regardless with the kick out from the Twist of Fate, but the way you used it to have Kenny again utilize the steel chair made for a very good ending, playing on Hardy’s head injuries hugely. The post-match stuff was done well too, showing Dykstra’s arrogance really well, while the run in from Matt to check on his brother opens up an interesting possibility of a feud between him and Kenny. Another pretty impressive match here to follow up on the first, incorporating some solid psychology into it.

Nice to see Danielson getting hype on your Pay-Per-Views and not just on the weekly SmackDown!. I’ve got some high hopes for him, so hopefully you use him as a major part of the cruiserweight division.

Nice way to use the authority figures to give Dykstra and Danielson both that little bit more hype, which does wonders for them. The transition into Flair coming in was done well too, and the way you used Flair’s old friendship with Triple H to build H’s business with Michaels was done really well. You’ve built the attitude of Trips well here, especially when talking about it being every man for himself in the Rumble, and with the way this thing is building, I can’t wait for the payoff of Triple H snapping.

A small thing, but the effort put into compiling the video package for the World Heavyweight Title match was great. Finlay showing arrogance to start with, only for Batista to stand up was a nice way to start the match, showing the respective attitudes of both men, especially with Finlay trying to go after the arm only for Batista to start strongly. The use of the outside for Finlay to get the advantage and go after the arm makes sense here too, with the arm being the focus, although in three matches we’ve now seen the momentum swap on the outside in some way, which is becoming a little bit repetitive. The hope spots, like before, were done well, with Batista continually getting a good peak in to get keep the crowd excited, although as I said before, the outside is perhaps being overused, with the slams out there not seeming as big when they’re done so often. Still, you built to the Batista comeback well, with the nearfalls beginning in a nice way courtesy of the low blow from Finlay. I have to say, I was glad to see you continue to focus on the arm late in the match too, with the submission spot with the armbar being great to see. The Batista Bomb counter to the Celtic Cross not long after was a little surprising, as I thought a more surprising move like a spear would have been more appropriate, as it seemed like a time for a quick big move from Batista, rather than the Batista Bomb, which takes a bit of time. Still, the Little Bastard was used well to create a distraction and set up the big ending with the shillelagh, which makes major sense in that Batista got the ultimate revenge on Finlay by using the shillelagh for the win himself. Another pretty good match here, about on the same level as the previous two.

Looking forward to ‘Mania. ;)

Nice promo from Cena, playing well off what RVD said in the big contract signing last show to really build up what this match is all about for Cena with some very good intensity. A basic promo, but a good one.

Like you seem to have done all show, the way these promos have flowed with the guys backstage has been great. Transitioning from the Cena promo to having Lashley enter the set, with both connected with McMahon was really good. I’m not so sure about how much Lashley had to say, as he gets less intimidating with the more he talks, but it was good to see him standing up to Vinnie Mac. Estrada coming in and really suck up to McMahon, before the face-off between Lashley and Umaga is interesting. I doubt you’ll go with the match at WrestleMania because we saw it irl, but Lashley not backing down and really getting in Umaga’s face makes a confrontation in the ring between these two all the more tantalizing. Good segment.

Like before with the World Heavyweight Title match, a nice video package to sum up what has brought us to this match. While you never like to see a match being too lovey dovey, I quite liked the beginning of this match, with both men showing respect to the other man and his ability, showing some evenness in the early going. Like I said with the other matches, the outside has maybe been utilized a bit much, but with RVD having some offense centering around it, I guess it’s fine in this instance. The offense from here was good, keeping it pretty fast paced and allowing both men to really trade some offense, doing a face vs. face match as it should be done with neither man really in a position to get booed by the crowd, instead both keeping them excited. Not so sure on the match going back to the outside, nor on the Five Star Frog Splash counter of Cena rolling further away, as we’ve seen before that RVD can jump across three quarters of the ring to hit the move, meaning rolling away as a counter doesn’t make too much sense, although I’m glad you’re innovating. The way you picked the pace off with Cena’s offense was good, and I liked the counter wrestling we got until Cena locked in the STFU, before also transitioning into the nice spot of Cena going up to the top rope in desperation, thinking he had to do something huge to beat Van Dam. I guess the Five Star Frog Splash from Van Dam to Cena through the table is a huge spot too, and again it shows his desperation, but I’m sort of 50/50 on it. To me, this isn’t quite a big enough match feel for something like that, as it’s more a move you’d expect in a match that is more extreme, but I like that you’re building this up as a match where both men will do anything they can to win. The inside cradle from Cena was another nice nearfall, as was the FU, with you really building both men as being equal well, and after seeing what they’ve been through, I think the F-U not being enough to put RVD down is appropriate, making for a great logical nearfall. From there the counters were done nicely, with both men bringing all of their offense, up to the ending that I thought was a fine way to finish things, with RVD surely having damaged himself enough from getting struck in the ribs when going for the Five Star, weakening him enough for the FU and the three. Nice match to have both men appear as even as can be, trading offense throughout the match up until the very ending, making for a very nice title match, and giving Cena that big win over Van Dam that should have him rolling to ‘Mania. Good stuff. The handshake at the ending was just a nice touch to top it all off.

Hmm, a very different way to hype the Rumble by showing some superstars backstage preparing. I would have thought that you should have maybe had the usual Rumble hype video in order to give time to maybe clear Cena and Van Dam out from ringside, but this was a nice way to hype things.

:lmao @ KK with the “shut your pie hole, Garcia” line. Honestly, I think you should either have a big confrontation or two exciting midcarders to start things off in the Rumble every time, and this fits the bill of that perfectly. The action early was good as you’d expect it to be, with both men looking to attack early, while I loved that you had Kennedy look for an early elimination. The action that followed was all good up until the first elimination, and I thought you did a really good job allowing everyone who entered to look good, while also keeping things exciting with spots like the tower of doom, the Green Bay Plunge and the GTS sprinkled in with the attempted eliminations. Sabu being the first elimination makes sense as he’s far from a top of the card prospect and doesn’t need to last too long like the youngsters to get a rub, while I like that Kennedy got to play up how opportunistic he is by taking advantage of Nitro’s work to get the elimination. Things continued along fine, even if I thought the ring might have been getting a little too full, although I liked some of the psychology in there, in particular with Helms heading right for Chavo after they had the stare down following Chavo’s win on SmackDown!. The use of The Undertaker and Michaels’ to clear out the ring a bit was smart, while I loved the little finisher fest we got in amongst there from Kendrick, Booker and Michaels. Having Undertaker eliminate Booker is especially good to see, as you’ve also furthered their program along well with a simple elimination after Booker tried to sneak attack The Undertaker in a clever spot. (Sidenote: It was Rey Mysterio that ended JBL’s career on the same night that JBL lost the United States Title to Lashley when JBL put his career on the line for a world title match against Rey .;)) I’m not so sure about Lashley coming out right after ‘Taker, because to me, Lashley should get the same kind of reaction that Undertaker did, with the others in awe of his power to really put him over as an unstoppable force. Instead, despite the elimination of Dreamer, Lashley didn’t get that. I do find it interesting that Lashley continues to seem to delve down into heel territory though, using the elimination of Dreamer to garner him some more boos. The elimination for Helms was an impressive one for the power of Lashley though, and I’m glad to see him making an impact with two eliminations already after the way he’s been built up in this thread. The confrontation between Lashley and Undertaker was also great, but I think it was wrong that it suddenly disappeared into thin air once MVP entered. MVP having quite the impact was good though, and again, I enjoyed seeing Kennedy make an opportunistic elimination. The little exchange between Michaels and Undertaker was good to see too, while I also liked seeing Lashley continue to pull out some big moves and Punk just surviving. Trips’ entrance being a big deal was great to see, making several eliminations, but more importantly capturing the attention of Michaels, which is a little thing that adds a lot of interest, both when Trips was entering and when they finally had their exchange, which was pretty great. I have to say, I also like the job you did with CM Punk, who despite the elimination at the hands of Triple H, got the chance to look great. The continued focus on Triple H/Michaels with H again going for the elimination was good to see, while I liked how you kept things exciting, especially with Orton coming in and dominating with the RKO, as we’ve seen before irl. Very interesting spot with Michaels AGAIN almost being eliminated by H, only to go through the ropes. An innovative spot, and one that no doubt goes a long way to further frustrating Trips, making for clever booking. Umaga, meanwhile, coming out and instantly hitting Michaels with the Samoan Spike, before going on an elimination spree was great to see. The KK/Flair thing was great too – a very easy way to set up a feud for WrestleMania, and one which should be great as well. The continued DX teases were, again, good, while Kane taking out MVP continues that issue along strongly as well. Having Kane go after Umaga is another smart move, showing the actions of the match are all making some kind of sense. I have to say though, once things settled down, I thought you once again had too many men in the ring, with twelve in once Edge had entered perhaps being too many to try to keep track of in such a match, despite you making a good fist of it. The eliminations coming pretty soon after was good to see, and while I don’t mind a few youngsters being in there, I like you making sure you’ve got your bigger names in there in the end with the eliminations of Masters, Murdoch and Miz. The pace of the action stayed great throughout this stage too, making sure there’s always some big spots going on, which keeps things very exciting, such as having The Brothers of Destruction working together for a bit and facing off with Rated-RKO, turning it cleverly into a bit of a big star tag team affair. The way it ended with Edge not helping Orton, leaving him to be eliminated was very interesting, perhaps hinting at the two breaking apart in the future. The elimination of Umaga, meanwhile, by every other man except Edge who was remaining in the match was done well, as was Edge making an opportunistic elimination after that on Lashley, which surprised me as I had him penciled him in to win. The brawl afterwards between Umaga and Lashley was good to see though, and a nice way to capitalise on their earlier face-off, doing a fine job of setting a feud up between the two monsters, even if it would seem weird when Lashley’s in the midst of a heel turn, or so it seems. Edge playing the heelish smart after this was a nice spot, and I liked the way it led to the elimination of Kane, with Edge also using some of his actual ability in order to look good. Hardy being the next elimination was fine too, because you well and truly set him up as a big star here in the future of this thread, while Edge again gets another elimination, seemingly racking them up now. The action that followed was great, with some really reversals, especially in getting Michaels out to the apron by Edge after both he and Michaels avoided elimination. Triple H now eliminating Michaels accidentally after trying to do it on purpose earlier in the match is very interesting too, and while I thought Michaels eliminating Triple H would have built H’s frustrations better, this is certainly interesting. The action between Triple H and Undertaker was tremendous, with both men going all out before the elimination from The Undertaker, while the surprise final elimination from Edge was a good heelish way for him to take out the match. Honestly, the ending shocked me, but Edge winning is good in that it cements his spot at the top of the card. With the implosion of his relationship with Randy Orton, I’d rather see him head off to SmackDown! now for WrestleMania, as you’ve already got enough going on at the top of the RAW card and Edge/Cena is already played out. With that said, Edge winning is a fine result, and a fitting conclusion to a tremendous match. Good stuff.


Overall I thought this was a great effort for a first Pay-Per-View. While the first three matches weren’t anything special and just did their job, RVD/Cena was exciting, and the Royal Rumble was as good as you would want it to be, having a real special feel. You’ve now well and truly got yourself set up for WrestleMania 23, and I can’t wait to see you get there. Great stuff, my man.
PS: Sorry once again for being so late.
 
#58 ·
~Monday Night Raw~
January 29th, 2007
Dallas, Texas





Just 24 hours after the historic 2007 Royal Rumble, Dallas, Texas gets set for a Texas-sized edition of Monday Night Raw!

After becoming the first man to enter the Rumble at Number 30 and emerge victorious, Edge will no doubt be arrogant as ever in celebration of his victory. But as one half of the World Tag Team Champions with Randy Orton, what will become of the Rated-RKO duo and their titles now that Edge has his sights firmly placed on Wrestlemania and choosing which World Champion he will face on the grandest stage of them all?

Another pair in turmoil after recent events have been the former D-Generation X members Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Since accidently striking 'The Game' with a chair two weeks ago, ending their partnership in the process, relations have been cold between the two. Things appeared to get worse last Monday night when Michaels eliminated Triple H from a battle royal, only for 'The Game' to eliminated Michaels from the Royal Rumble. However, after coming so close to victory only to be eliminated near the end by Edge, Triple H will no doubt be looking to take his frustrations out on 'The Rated-R Superstar'. Will Michaels and Triple H finally clear the air? Or will 'The Game' be too set on getting his hands on Edge to be concerned with Michaels?

Although the Royal Rumble was just last night, the big events keep on coming, with next weeks Raw scheduled to be a three hour special entitled Raw: Night Of Champions. With every title on the line next week, challengers for all champions will be announced tonight. After his victory over Rob Van Dam last night, WWE Champion John Cena will no doubt be wondering who is next in line for a shot at his gold. The answer could lie with the returning Shane McMahon, who promised to confront Cena live on Raw tonight on behalf of his father. Will Cena discover his opponent for next week's Raw? Or could Shane have a more sinister message in mind for 'The Champ'?

During the Royal Rumble last night, both Bobby Lashley and Umaga entered impressive performances, with both men scoring several eliminations. Lashley was one of the seven men it took to finally remove 'The Samoan Bulldozer' from the match, only to be eliminated himself seconds later by Edge. On the outside, the two brawled, with Umaga snapping a deadly Samoan Spike to the throat of the ECW Champion. Furious, Lashley has laid down the challenge to the 'undefeated' Umaga, and as such the two will meet tonight. Can Lashley be the one to finally break Umaga's 'undefeated streak'? Or will Umaga enter yet another powerful display to chalk up yet another win?

One of the most controversial and shocking moments from last night was the victory of Kenny Dykstra over Jeff Hardy for the Intercontinental Championship. With Dykstra joining his Rated-RKO colleagues Edge and Randy Orton in now holding gold, the cocky youngster will no doubt care little for the status of Hardy, who was removed from the arena on a stretcher. The last reports suggested that Hardy was finally discharged from a San Antonio medical facility, but there is little chance that Hardy will be in attendance tonight. Another shocking moment was the assault handed to Ric Flair after his elimination of Mr. Kennedy. Smackdown's Kennedy returned to the ring to eliminate Flair, then delivered a brutal beatdown of the legend, busting the 16-time World Champion in the process. But with his new association with Carlito looking to gain steam, and currently embroiled with Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, will Flair simply have to forget about any retaliation for now?

Also tonight, CM Punk will look to continue his impressive start to his Monday Night Raw career, and the challenger next week for Mickie James' Women's Championship will be decided, as Melina, Maria, Candice Michelle and Victoria, the Diva who Mickie beat two weeks ago to retain the title, meet in a fatal four way. Will Victoria secure herself another championship opportunity? Or will a new challenger emerge to threaten Mickie's crown?

Confirmed Matches:

Bobby Lashley vs. Umaga
Candice Michelle vs. Maria vs. Melina vs. Victoria
CM Punk will be in action!




 
#59 ·
Nice looking show here. While I think you may have blown your load early with Lashley and Umaga - a first time confrontation at WrestleMania would have been ideal after what we saw last night, imo - there's a lot of intrigue about this show. What will become of Rated-RKO, DX and the whole WWE Title/McMahon situation is far from clear and that brings about a lot of excitement. What we do know in the fatal four way (where I expect Melina to begin to make her run) and Punk in action looks alright too.

Looking forward to seeing where this goes as you truly head off to WrestleMania. I'll be reading and hopefully reviewing.
 
#60 ·
~Monday Night Raw~
January 29th, 2007
Dallas, Texas


"I messed up, pure and simple."



We open the broadcast with a highlights package from last night's Royal Rumble. The video pays attention to the Smackdown side of the event, which included Chris Benoit retaining the United States Championship against Test and the battle that was the World Heavyweight Championship match, where Batista emerged victorious over Finlay. Paying more focus to the Raw side of things, we see the brave effort of Jeff Hardy in his Intercontinental Title defence, only for Kenny Dykstra to drill Jeff into a steal chair, grabbing the win and causing Jeff to be removed from the arena on a stretcher, and the back and forth tussle between John Cena and Rob Van Dam, which saw Cena hang onto the WWE Championship. The package finishes with highlights of the Royal Rumble Match, with particular attention paid to the strong performances of Mr. Kennedy, Bobby Lashley, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Also included is the brutal assault of Ric Flair by Mr. Kennedy after Flair eliminated him, the attack of Umaga on Bobby Lashley and the dramatic ending, in which Triple H eliminated Shawn Michaels, only to later be eliminated by The Undertaker, who seconds later is also eliminated last by Edge, who stares at the Wrestlemania XXIII banner hanging from the rafters as the package ends.

We now get the usual Raw opening video and then it's into the arena for a massive pyro display, and as the camera pans the arena Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler try their best to talk over the deafening cheers of the crowd...


Jim Ross: Good evening everybody, welcome to Monday Night Raw, just 24 hours removed from a historic Royal Rumble! I'm Jim Ross, alongside me is Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and King, after last night we now know that Raw's very own Edge will be in one of the main events of the granddaddy of 'em all, Wrestlemania!

Jerry Lawler: What a night it was last night! By hook or by crook, Edge entered the Rumble at Number 30, and you gotta hand it to him, he was the last man standing. And what about John Cena and Rob Van Dam? Those two pushed each other to the limit last night, but when it was all said and done, John Cena was still the WWE Champion.

Jim Ross: And the question on everybody's mind is just who will Edge choose to face at Wrestlemania? Will it be Smackdown's World Heavyweight Champion Batista? Or it will be John Cena?

Jerry Lawler: It's a huge choice to make. If I was Edge, I wouldn't rush into a decision like that. I don't think we'll find out Edge's answer tonight.

Jim Ross: Well speaking of tonight, what a huge match we have in store as the ECW Champion Bobby Lashley takes on the man who subjected him to a heinous, uncalled for assault after he was eliminated from the Royal Rumble, 'The Samoan Bulldozer' Umaga.

Jerry Lawler: What a collision that's gonna be when those two get together! And remember J.R., next week, we've got a three hour Raw special. Raw: Night Of Champions! The night where every championship here on Monday Night Raw will be defended. We're gonna find out who will face the Women's Champion Mickie James next week, but who's gonna face John Cena?

Jim Ross: Hopefully all will be revealed tonight. We'll try and get an update on the status of Jeff Hardy, after Jeff suffered yet another concussion at the hands of Kenny Dykstra. It's gonna be quite a night tonight, I can feel it King! Monday Night Raw starts down the Road to Wrestlemania, and I can't wait to see it all unfold!

Silence...

Until...


*SEXY BOY...*​

Despite not being an obvious choice to kick off the show, the crowd gives a good pop to welcome Shawn Michaels to the stage. A calm yet serious look on his face, Michaels forgoes his usual routine of dropping to his knees in prayer and setting off his pyro, as he instead gingerly walks down the ramp. Wearing a chequered shirt, jeans and old boots, the cowboy hat pulled down over his brow can't hide the focus in his eyes, with Michaels only acknowledging the occasional fan as he walks around the ring towards the timekeeper's table...


Jim Ross: What an incredible performance last night from that man Shawn Michaels. Last night, it was like watching the Shawn Michaels of yesteryear. Michaels rolled back the years last night, entering the Royal Rumble at Number 11 and making it all the way to the final four.

Jerry Lawler: It was certainly yet another memorable Royal Rumble performance from Shawn Michaels last night. But J.R., we both know that after all we've seen in recent weeks between Shawn Michaels and Triple H, that Michaels has gotta be pretty mad at the fact that it was 'The Game' who eliminated him from the Rumble last night.

Michaels is handed a microphone by Lillian Garcia before he strides up the steel steps and into the ring, waiting for the mostly positive (but with a smattering of boos from fans taking Triple H's side over the DX split) reaction to die down before he speaks...

Shawn Michaels: I uh... I realise I'm not maybe who you were all expecting to come out here to open the show tonight. I know you were all expecting Edge to be out here, celebrating his victory last night. But uh... I got a lil' somthin' I wanna say tonight.

Pausing, Michaels gulps hard and takes a tug at the brow of his hat...

Shawn Michaels: You all know that I've had a pretty traumatic last few weeks. Two weeks ago, I accidently hit my then tag team partner Triple 'Aitch with a steel chair.

Boos from the crowd, to which Michaels can only nod in acknowledgment...

Shawn Michaels: I know, I know. I know a lot of you weren't happy with ol' 'Aitch-Bee-Kay that night. Tell ya' the truth, I wasn't all that happy with myself either. I messed up, pure and simple. It wasn't the first time I've hit the wrong guy with a chair, and it probably won't be the last. You guys can boo all you want, but nobody's booin' my actions anymore than me.

A hush descends from the crowd, the majority of the people in attendance unsure what to make of the situation...

Shawn Michaels: You people, you've known me a long time now. You've seen me grow up in this ring. You know the type of man I am. I'm very proud... but I'm also very stubborn. It's been hard for me to admit my mistakes in the past. But now, I'm a lil' older. A lil' wiser. I know when to admit to my mistakes. I've learned how to atone for my sins. And that's why at the end of the night, once I'd realised the consequences of my mistake... I wanted to say sorry. I wanted to apologise to Triple 'Aitch. So I offered him my hand.

Michaels smiles, ruefully shaking his head...

Shawn Michaels: I offered Triple 'Aitch a handshake. After all the years we've known each other, after all we've been through together, after all the miles we've travelled together, when I messed up, I offered you my hand Hunter, 'cos I felt it was the least I could do. But you?

Michaels pauses, choosing his words carefully...

Shawn Michaels: I dunno. I honestly don't know what went through your mind at that moment Hunter. I thought maybe I'd get a few answers out of ya' last week, but... it never happened. I know we both had to focus on the Royal Rumble last week. I know you wanted to main event Wrestlemania again... and I know I did. But uh, you ended my hopes and dreams for another year when you eliminated me from the Rumble last night, didn't ya'?

A small smile cracks Michaels' face...

Shawn Michaels: But Hunter, I know that you still remember a lil' thing called D-Generation X.

Big pop from the crowd for the mention of DX...

Shawn Michaels: I know you remember what it meant to be a part of DX. Last summer, we came back together to finish what we started ten years ago. And because of me... we didn't get the job done. I'm a proud man Hunter, I ain't gonna beg. But I'm askin' ya'... right here, right now... walk down that ramp... and meet me man to man in the middle of this ring.

Another pop...

Shawn Michaels: If D... Generation... X... meant anythin' to you Hunter, then you come out here. Ten years ago we started the greatest faction this business has ever seen. Ten years ago, if I had hit you with a chair, I wouldn't have given it a second thought. But my Lord and my saviour has delivered me to a better place. My conscience is clear Hunter... but I know what I owe ya'. And you know you owe me the same. So Triple 'Aitch... get out here right now, and let's settle this like men.

All eyes turn towards the top of the ramp, with a small "Triple H! Triple H! Triple H!" chant breaking out. Michaels patiently waits in the ring through a few moments of silence until...

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT (RATED-R REMIX)...*​

Both the crowd and Michaels are taken by surprise as instead of 'The Game' it's Rated-RKO who step out, the group respondent in all their splendour. The new Intercontinental Champion Kenny Dykstra is all smiles as he brings up the rear, with one half of the World Tag Team Champions and 2007 Royal Rumble Winner Edge also grinning from ear to ear as he confidently leads the way. The same can't be said of Randy Orton though, as the other half of the tag champs looks pissed off at the showboating actions of his partner...


Jerry Lawler: Well I knew we'd hear from these three at some point tonight, but why have they picked this moment right now?

Jim Ross: This certainly wasn't what Shawn Michaels was hoping to see. I dunno why Edge, Orton and Dykstra have decided to come out here when we all wanted to hear from Triple H.

As the trio enter the ring, Michaels stands firm in the centre of the ring, his eyes darting across all three men. Edge cautiously walks past Michaels to receive a microphone, while Orton arrogantly props himself up in the corner while Dykstra circles the ring...

Edge: Well... well, well. If it isn't Shawn Michaels. 'The Showstoppah'! 'The Heartbreak Kid'! 'The Main Event', 'The Icon'... the man of a thousand pathetic nicknames.

Heat...

Edge: But more important than all that Shawn... is who you're not. And Shawn... you're NOT the winner of the 2007 Royal Rumble! I AM!!

More heat...

Edge: You're not the man who threw 29 other guys over the top rope... I AM!!

Ridiculous exaggeration of course, but it draws more heat...

Edge: You're not the man who's guaranteed a main event spot at Wrestlemania... I AM!!

Boos as Edge runs a hand through his hair and shakes his head...

Edge: So tell me Shawn, despite all of that, why, one night after I won the Royal Rumble, does Monday Night Raw open with you out here pourin' your heart out over a group that people stopped carin' about ten years ago? Why, when I should be out here celebrating my victory with the single greatest Royal Rumble performance in history, are you stood in this ring beggin' from that jackass Triple H to come out here and shake your damn hand?!

Heat...

Edge: You talk about how you've changed over the years, how you found religion, how you think you're a better man nowadays. I don't see it like that Shawn. All I see is a pathetic, broken down version of 'The Heartbreak Kid'. Ten years ago, you wouldn't have gave damn about hittin' your partner with a steel chair. Hell, you'd probably say it was his fault for gettin' in the way of your swing. But this is what you've become now? This pathetic shell of a man. Is this what religion and finding God does to a man Shawn? If it is, I hope I burn in hell, 'cos I don't ever wanna wind up like you.

Michaels keeps his composure in the face of the smirking Edge...

Edge: These people, they don't wanna hear what you have to say Shawn. They don't care about how you feel about Triple H. They don't wanna see you and Triple H shake hands and hug it out.

Pop from the crowd, which Edge ignores...

Edge: They wanna hear... from me.

Boos...

Edge: They wanna hear about my heroic performance in the Royal Rumble, they wanna relive the memories of last night. They don't wanna hear your tales of the past Shawn, they wanna hear... what I'm gonna do in the future.

More heat...

Edge: So Shawn, why don't you walk out of my ring and leave with your last shred of dignity... before I kick your ass and throw you out?

Edge steps aside, motioning for Michaels to head for the exit, with the eager Kenny arrogantly sitting on the middle ropes, looking to assist Michaels out of the ring. Instead, Shawn stands firm, his eyes fixed on Edge who grows ever frustrated at Michaels' lack of movement...

Edge: What? What the hell's wrong with you? Didn't I make myself clear Shawn? Get out of this ring right now... before I do somethin' you're gonna regret.

Still Michaels doesn't budge an inch, his eyes still staring into Edge's...

Edge: DAMMIT SHAWN!! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

More boos as Edge frantically paces the ring, grabbing at his hair as he does...

Edge: You think anybody cares about DX anymore? Huh? Face it Shawn, DX... IS OVER! DX is history! DX is old news! Me and Randy, Rated-RKO, we did what no other group in WWE history could do. We... ENDED... DX! You two shoulda NEVER messed with us Shawn, and you paid-

Shawn Michaels: (Interrupting) SHUT UP!!

Big reaction as Edge looks stunned...

Shawn Michaels: Y'know somethin' Edge? You may be right. DX may be dead... but I'm not. I may not be able to bring back DX, but last night at the Rumble... I brought back the ol' 'Atich-Bee-Kay you were talkin' about!

Pop...

Shawn Michaels: I gave it all I had, I fought 'til I had nothin' left, and even then, it took the guy who knows me best to get rid of me. Somethin' not even you could do Edge.

Another pop as Edge seethes with anger...

Shawn Michaels: You couldn't get rid of me last night Edge. And neither could your partner over here in the corner.

Orton now peeks his interest, stepping out of the corner attentively...

Shawn Michaels: So what makes you think you can do it tonight?

Again the crowd cheers for the intensity of Michaels, but Edge turns to his two colleagues and smiles...

Edge: Well Shawn, the fact that there's three of us... and only one of you... says you're about to get your ass handed to you.

And with that, Edge, Orton and Dykstra, the Rated-RKO trio step towards Michaels, circling 'The Heartbreak Kid' waiting for their moment to pounce...

Until...

"BEHOLD THE KING... THE KING OF KINGS..."

*THE GAME...*​

The crowd explodes with a massive mixed reaction as Triple H strides down the ramp, removing and tossing aside his leather jacket as he does before rolling under the bottom rope...


Jim Ross: Business has just picked up! Here comes Triple H!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah but is he out here to help Shawn Michaels or to help Rated-RKO?

Jim Ross: Aw what the hell d'ya mean by that?

Jerry Lawler: Don't act dumb J.R.! We both know 'The Game' and Shawn Michaels haven't been on the same page for weeks now.

'The Game' stands on one side of the ring, while against the opposite ropes, Edge, Orton and Dykstra look on in panic, wondering why Triple H is out here. In the middle of it all stands Shawn Michaels, with 'HBK' not wanting to turn his back on either side for too long. As the tension builds for the dramatic standoff, the volume of cheers quickly outweighs the boos as Triple H looks like he wants to tear Edge's head off...

Edge: Hey! Hey... easy. What the hell are you doin' out here? I mean, I know you're not out here for a happy reunion. So what are you doin' stickin' your nose in my business? Your '90s tribute act is over, and the sooner you two realise it the better.

Still 'The Game' stares at Rated-RKO, barely looking at Michaels, who continues to switch between the two sides of the ring. The standoff continues until...

*HERE COMES THE MONEY...*​

Jim Ross: You gotta be kiddin' me!

Jerry Lawler: He's back J.R.! We've got an explosive situation in the ring, and now we've got Shane O'Mac out here!

Jim Ross: But what business does he have bein' out here right now?

The arena initially pops for the seldom heard music of Shane McMahon, and the pop intensifies as Shane O'mac steps out onto the stage, stopping at the top of the ramp. Dressed in a sharp suit, McMahon already has a mic in his hand, waiting for his music to die down so he can address the situation in the ring...

Shane McMahon: Wow. I know I haven't been around here all that much for the last six months or so... but from I see stood in that ring right now, nothin' really changed while I was gone.

Confused looks from Edge and Orton, while 'The Game' is still seething, wanting to get his hands on Edge...

Shane McMahon: Y'see, as far as I can tell, it's still YOU Shawn Michaels and YOU Triple H, stood in that ring, causin' problems for people. You may not be D-Generation in name anymore, but you two are still nothin' more than a pair of degenerates.

The boos quickly return for Shane...

Shane McMahon: Six months ago, me and my Father tried to put an end to DX. We did everythin' we could to try and end your little boys club. Hell, we even used Kenny and his cheerleaders to try get the job done.

Edge flashes Dykstra a look of disgust while Kenny can only sheepishly shrug in response...

Shane McMahon: But it wasn't until Edge and Randy Orton came together that once and for all the final nail was put in the DX coffin. And for that, Edge, Orton... I want to publicly thank you for your actions.

Edge and Orton smile, with Edge mouthing "You're welcome"...

Shane McMahon: But now, I'm back once again, because yet another WWE superstar has decided to pick a fight with my Father. Namely, John Cena.

Pop...

Shane McMahon: Last week, Cena put his hands on the Chairman of this company, and I'm not about to let that slide. When you put your hands on a McMahon, you better realise that the entire family is comin' after you. Just as DX found out last Summer. Now, Edge and Orton, I don't need you two to take care of John Cena for me. Oh no. I'll be handling Mr. Cena... personally.

Heat...

Shane McMahon: But since my Father is back home in Greenwich, takin' a well earned night off... I'm in charge tonight. So Edge, Orton and even you Kenny... tonight, I want the three of you to soften up John Cena a little bit for me. I want you three to teach John Cena a little lesson tonight. And I was rackin' my brain, tryin' to think of what kind of match I could put Cena in, what situation would cause John Cena the most damage. What about a three-on-one handicap match? Or what if I make John Cena runs the Rated-RKO gauntlet? I thought long and hard about both of 'em, believe me. But y'know what? I'm a fair man. That's why I decided to make it a six man tag team match.

Confused looks from Rated-RKO, with Edge especially animated by the announcement...

Shane McMahon: I decided that I would allow John Cena to have two partners. But it's goin' to be two partners... of my choosing. And who better to be John Cena's partners... than two guys who I know aren't on the same page. So tonight, it will be Rated-RKO takin' on John Cena... and his tag team partners... Shawn Michaels and Triple H.

Pop from the crowd, but in the ring, Michaels and Triple H both look apprehensive, while it's all smiles from Rated-RKO...

Shane McMahon: Triple H, I know you're in that ring, not because you want to reconcile with Shawn Michaels. You're in that ring because you want a piece of Edge 'cos he outlasted you in the Royal Rumble last night.

'The Game' instantly turns towards Edge who nods his head and mouths "That's right!"...

Shane McMahon: Face it Shawn, you're buddy Hunter... he doesn't care about you anymore. All he cares about... is himself. And that's why I think you two will make the perfect partners for John Cena tonight.

Heat...

Shane McMahon: So Edge, Orton, Kenny... I hope you three enjoy yourself tonight. And since next week, live on Monday Night Raw: Night Of Champions, John Cena will defend the WWE Championship... well who's to say a victory tonight won't land one of you three a title shot next week? Maybe you could become a double champion Kenny? Maybe you could get back into the championship hunt Randy? Maybe you won't have to wait for Wrestlemania to get a championship opportunity Edge? Or maybe... maybe all three of you can take a shot at Cena next week?

More heat...

Shane McMahon: Either way, get the job done tonight... and the McMahon family will forever be... grateful.

*HERE COMES THE MONEY...*​

And with that Shane turns and heads backstage. In the ring, the Rated-RKO trio throw a few last words of trash talk before departing the scene, leaving behind Michaels and Triple H. Both men stand at the ropes, looking out at Rated-RKO, but despite being standing close, they couldn't be further apart as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

When we return, Rob Conway is already in the ring awaiting his opponent tonight ...

*THIS FIRE BURNS...*​

It's a warm welcome for the newcomer CM Punk, who steps out and taps his wrist, bringing it close to his ear and yelling out "It's clobberin' time!" before he races down to the ring...


Jim Ross: Last night he entered the Royal Rumble as Entrant Number 1, and he lasted just shy of 25 minutes. The buzz around the locker room is starting to build for young CM Punk.

Jerry Lawler: He's startin' to make quite the name for himself since he arrived here on Raw from ECW. A good win over Hardcore Holly on his debut, a great performance in the Royal Rumble. A think a win over Rob Conway tonight and people are gonna really sit up and take notice of this guy.

Match 1:
CM Punk
vs. Rob Conway

With his reputation enhancing performance in the Rumble last night it’s no surprise to anyone when a booming “CM Punk! CM Punk!” chant breaks out as the bell rings. Instead of a usual collar-and-elbow tie up, Punk immediately strikes with kicks to the thighs, before a snapmare and a stiff kick to the spine hands Punk the early advantage. The early moments of the match are all Punk, as he continues to rattle Conway with kicks, landing more shots to the thigh and then targeting the head. The kicks to the skull succeed in forcing Conway to the corner, but when Punk charges in for a big clothesline, Conway manages to avoid the attack... but Punk sees him move, stopping himself in time to spring to the second rope... springboard crossbody... but Conway dives underneath it... and Punk crashes to the mat!

Conway now senses a chance to attack, shaking away the cobwebs and charging to knock Punk down with a running swinging neckbreaker, getting himself a 2 count. Conway looks to continue his brief flurry of offence, as he comes off the ropes to connect on a leg lariat, following this with a grounded side headlock. Sadly this proves to be all the offense Conway can muster, as once Punk fights back to his feet, he quickly escapes the headlock by forcing Conway off the ropes, catching Conway with a kick... and then a double underhook backbreaker! 1... 2... Conway rolls the shoulder.

Eager to deliver yet another impressive victory on Raw, Punk now sends Conway into the turnbuckle with a hard Irish whip, following in with the big knee to the face and then the bulldog out of the corner, gaining another 2 count. Dazed, Conway staggers back to his feet, where Punk is waiting to scoop him up onto his shoulders... Go To Sleep... no! Conway fights free with elbows to the face, dropping to his feet and sending Punk off the ropes... Conway swings with a clothesline, but Punk ducks... and rattles Conway with a massive kick to the side of the head! Somehow Conway is still on his feet, but with his legs like jelly all he can do is stagger into Punk’s grasp... Go To Sleep! This time Punk connects, and he hooks the leg for the 3 count!

Winner: CM Punk @ 04:46

The crowd pops as Punk completes a confident looking victory. The referee raises Punk's hand, who rubs his midsection, selling the little offence Conway got in, before rolling under the bottom rope to slap a few hands around the ring...


Jerry Lawler: You gotta hand it to 'im J.R., that was a very impressive victory.

Jim Ross: I can see this guy makin' a big impact here on Raw in the near future. I think a lot of people are gonna start payin' attention to CM Punk.

We then cut away from Punk celebrating with the fans to see the beautiful Kelly Kelly stood backstage infront of a monitor, obviously having just watched CM Punk's performance. Kelly has a big smile on her face, and she bites a nail in a poor attempt to hide her blushes. Having seen enough, Kelly turns to leave... only for her 'boyfriend' Mike Knox to enter the scene, as imposing as ever. Surprised to see him, the intimidation on Kelly's face is instantly clear for all to see...

Kelly Kelly: Oh... uh... hey Mike.

A mix of anger and disbelief crosses Knox's face...

Mike Knox: "Hey Mike"? "Hey... Mike"!? That's it? That's all you've got to say to me? I haven't seen you in weeks, and that's what I get when I finally catch up with you?

Feeling uneasy, Kelly turns to leave, only for Knox to grab her by the wrist...

Mike Knox: Where d'ya think you're goin' Kelly?

Kelly Kelly: Get your hands off of me Mike!

Tightening his grip, Knox pulls Kelly closer to him...

Mike Knox: What's the matter babe? I thought you'd be glad to see me. I mean, you haven't been returning my texts, you haven't been answering my calls, hell, I haven't seen my girlfriend in over a month!

Kelly Kelly: I'm not your girlfriend anymore Mike! Don't you remember, I dumped you!

Knox laughs and shakes his head...

Mike Knox: You... think you dumped... me? Kelly, when are you gonna realise that your MY girlfriend... and you're never gettin' away from me?

And with that, Knox yanks Kelly by the wrist and walks her away from the monitor she was previously watching, Kelly letting out a brief squeal as she goes. The camera follows the pair as they leave, but soon Knox stops... as CM Punk has just arrived backstage. A towel in his hands, Punk tries to dry the sweat away from his hair, causing him not to see Knox or Kelly Kelly. Knox stands his ground, and the inevitable happens when Punk, towel covering his eyes walks straight into Knox...

CM Punk: Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry...

Getting his bearings back, Punk quickly realise who he's talking to...

CM Punk: Can I uh... can I help you Mike?

Knox has a brief laugh in Punk's face before he turns with a scowl to face Kelly...

Mike Knox: So that's it huh? He shows up on Monday Night Raw, and you follow him?

Kelly Kelly: What? No. It's not like that-

Having heard enough, Knox again yanks on Kelly's arm and drags her away, leaving the camera to stay focused on a bewildered Punk, who stares after Knox and Kelly Kelly with a concerned look on his face.

We soon cut to an office to see Jonathan Coachman dressed in a smart suit. Stood opposite him are The World Greatest Tag Team, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, both men listening intently to 'The Coach' as we join them mid conversation...

Jonathan Coachman: So y'see, next week is Raw: Night Of Champions. Every championship here on Raw is on the line next week. Now, later tonight there's a Divas match to determine who will face Mickie James next week for the Women's Championship. As far as I'm concerned, Jeff Hardy and his rematch clause means he's gonna face Kenny Dykstra next week for the Intercontinental Championship. If Jeff can't compete... that's his problem, not mine. And Shane McMahon has told me he will personally decide who's going to face John Cena next week.

Getting frustrated, Benjamin cuts in...

Shelton Benjamin: Wait a minute, we heard Shane McMahon earlier. He said if Edge and Randy Orton hand John Cena his ass tonight, they could be in line for a shot at Cena.

Charlie Hass: And that means they won't be defending their tag team titles.

Shelton Benjamin: And that's the only reason we even here to talk to you right now.

Realising their concerns, Coach moves to ease Haas and Benjamin's fears...

Jonathan Coachman: Guys, guys, there's no need to worry. As I said, it's Raw: Night Of Champions. The night when EVERY title is defended... and that includes Rated-RKO's World Tag Team Championships.

Intrigued, Benjamin turns to Haas and raises an eyebrow...

Jonathan Coachman: Let me put it this way guys. Let's just say Edge, Orton and Kenny Dykstra get the job done tonight. And let's say Shane McMahon does give them the WWE Title shot. They'd have to pull double duty next week. They'd be concentrating on two different matches. Who's to say that they maybe have a mental error while defending their tag titles? Who's to say they make a mistake in the tag title match next week? And who better to benefit from those mistakes... than my boi Haas... and my boi Benjamin?

Now it's all smiles and nodding from TWGG...

Shelton Benjamin: A'ight, we hear ya' Coach. On behalf of Charlie and myself, we'd be happy to-

Suddenly the office door flies open, with all heads turning towards it. Coach sighs and turns away, while Haas and Benjamin look furious as Ric Flair, Carlito and Torrie Wilson enter the room to a chorus of "Wooooo" from inside the arena. Evident are the battle scares of last night as a bandage is clearly visible on Flair's forehead...

Jonathan Coachman: Hey, can't you guys knock? You don't just barge in here like that!

Puzzled by Coach's boldness, 'Lito takes a bit from his apple, causing Coach to cower in fear... but Carlito simply chews and swallows, much to his amusement...

Carlito: Hey, Coach, relax man. 'Ju think Carlito was gonna spit his apple on 'ju?

Having finally opened his eyes, Coach sighs in relief...

Jonathan Coachman: No. No of course not. I know you wouldn't dare do somethin' like that to me.

Faking offence, Carlito turns to Torrie who can only shrug...

Carlito: No way Coach. Carlito wouldn't do 'dat to 'ju. 'Ju got 'dis nice suit on man, Carlito wouldn't wanna mess that up. 'Dat's not cool.

Gullible as ever, Coach smiles...

Jonathan Coachman: Thanks Carlito! Hey, you really like this suit? I can get you one if you want, I mean-

Shelton Benjamin: (Interrupting) Hey! Can we cut the crap here? I mean, you were about to name us the number one contenders for the World Tag Team Championship. Right Coach?

Coach stammers as he snaps back to business...

Jonathan Coachman: Oh yeah, right, right. So, next week, it'll be Randy Orton and Edge defended their World Tag Team Championships against...

Ric Flair: (Interrupting) WOOOOO!!

The crowd "Woooo"s back as Coach is left flustered...

Ric Flair: Did... somebody... say... we were in... Dallas, Texas tonight?! WOOOOO!!

Wooooo...

Ric Flair: Now Coach, did I hear you right brother? Were you about to say that Haas and Benjamin are the number one contenders to face Edge and Randy Orton next week?

Coachman motions to answer, only for Charlie to cut him off...

Charlie Haas: That's right, he was about to say that. Until you two clowns barged in here and interrupted him. Coach, why don't you finish what you were sayin'?

Again Coach motions to speak, but once again he is cut off...

Carlito: Whoa, whoa, wait. Haas and Benjamin? 'Dey get to face Edge and Orton next week? 'Dat's not cool either.

Shelton Benjamin: What you talkin' 'bout Carlito? We're The World’s Greatest Tag Team. If anybody deserves that shot at Edge and Orton next week, it's us.

Once again Carlito sarcastically fakes offence while Flair smiles at his young partner's antics...

Ric Flair: Look Benjamin. You and Haas? You're both great athletes and great wrestlers. But if you two wanna go around sayin' you're 'The World's Greatest Tag Team' why don't you two prove it tonight against a team you've never faced before. You wanna be the number one contenders? How 'bout you try earn it against Ric Flair and Carlito tonight!?

Looking to regain some semblance of control, Coach speaks up...

Jonathan Coachman: Now wait a minute here. I'm in charge of deciding who faces-

Shelton Benjamin: (Interrupting) Listen Flair, we don't need to prove anythin' to you. But we'd be more than happy to show you and your boi 'Lito why we are so great. Besides, shouldn't you be more worried about that fact you got your ass handed to you last night by Mr. Kennedy?

Haas stifles a laugh while Flair touches the bandage on his forehead...

Ric Flair: Mr. Kennedy? That punk, he'll get his ass handed to him one day, I promise you that. But tonight's not about that. Tonight is about you two... and us two. So what d'ya say guys? Does the so called 'World's Greatest Tag Team' have the guts to step into the ring with Ric Flair and Carlito?

Haas and Benjamin share a whisper...

Charlie Haas: Alright Flair... you're on. We'll see you tonight.

Flair nods his approval...

Jonathan Coachman: Alright! Then it's settled. Tonight, Haas and Benjamin against Flair and Carlito, and the winners will face Edge and Randy Orton next week for the-

Suddenly, Coachman is sprayed as Carlito spits his apple in Coach's face to a good pop from inside the arena. Disgusted, Coach tries to frantically wipe apple chunks off his face, while Haas and Benjamin can only look on in embarrassment...

Carlito: Now 'dat... 'dat's cool!

Ric Flair: WOOOOO!

All smiles, Flair, Carlito and Torrie exit the room, while the camera remains focused on Coachman, who looks close to tears.

Back into the arena for...

*OBSESSION...*​

A solid pop welcomes the arrival of Mickie James, who steps out dressed in a low cut referee's shirt. The Women's Champion pumping her fist at the top of the ramp to try raise the crowd before she bounces down the ramp...


Jerry Lawler: Tonight just keeps gettin' bigger and bigger! We've just heard that The World's Greatest Tag Team will face Ric Flair and Carlito, and the winners are gonna face Edge and Randy Orton next week for the World Tag Team Championships!

Jim Ross: A lot of bad blood has built over the last few weeks between those two teams, that one'll be a slobber knocker that's for sure! But when we return, it's Divas action as we find out who will face Mickie James next week for the Women's Championship!

*Commercial*​

We return to see that Maria, Melina and Candice Michelle are already in the ring, awaiting the arrival of...

*I AIN'T A LADY TO MESS WITH...*

A solid amount of heat as Victoria strides down to the ring, pointing and throwing some trash talk at the crowd as she does...


Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw folks. Here comes the Women's who has had plenty of altercations with Mickie James over the last few weeks. Two weeks ago, Mickie defended the Women's Title against Victoria in what some would consider a bit of an upset.

Jerry Lawler: Well after the way Victoria dominated that match, I was shocked to see Mickie grab the win. But what about last week when Victoria jumped Mickie James from behind in the locker room? I don't think I've ever seen a Diva be so aggressive as Victoria was last week. If you ask me J.R., that's your favourite to win tonight right there.

Match 2:
Candice Michelle
vs. Maria vs. Melina vs. Victoria
Special Guest Referee: Mickie James
Winner will face Mickie James next week for the Women's Championship

Mickie calls for the bell, but the actions is slow to get under way as instead of targeting her opponents, Victoria refuses to take her eyes off of the Women’s Champion. This causes the other three women to pause, almost unsure of what’s going on. Mickie stares back at Victoria, before pointing for Victoria to turn around... as the other three competitors in the match all make a beeline for her! Quickly a three-on-one brawl starts that leads to Candice, Melina and Maria knocking Victoria out of the ring to the floor. This leaves the other three to trade forearms between themselves until Maria and Candice start double teaming Melina, with the pair teeing off with forearms to the head against the ropes. Candice and Maria then combine to send Melina off the ropes, knocking down Melina with a double clothesline. The partnership between the two doesn’t last long though, as Candice snaps off a kick to the midsection, scoops Maria up and slams her to the mat. A few cheers and wolf whistles emanate from the crowd as Candice does her ‘Go Daddy’ theatrics, but before she can drop the elbow Victoria slides back into the ring... and hammer Candice with a stiff clothesline!

The four now pair off as Melina takes the fight to Maria, while over in the corner Victoria has her way with Candice. Melina fires shots that back Maria to the opposite turnbuckle, and now both Melina and Victoria send Candice and Maria towards each other with Irish whips... but Maria and Candice are on the same page as Maria drops to the mat, allowing Candice to step over here... and run through Melina with a clothesline! Maria is quickly back on her feet, but Victoria has her lined up... Maria ducks the right hand, and Candice charges at Victoria... who takes her up... only for Candice to counter with a tit-a-whirl headscissors! A small pop rings out for the fast-paced action, with the match now settling down a bit as the heels roll outside, leaving Candice and Maria to trade blows.

The faces battle it out, but soon the heels return to the match, as when Candice sends Maria off the ropes, Victoria grabs Maria’s foot, pulling her under the bottom rope to hammer her on the onside. As this goes on, Melina sneaks in behind Candice, clubbing her from behind. With Maria and Victoria brawling on the outside, Melina takes control, dropping Candice with a string off kicks before grabbing the hair and stomping Candice’s face to the mat, and then scoring a two count from a spinning facebuster.

Having left Maria on the floor, Victoria returns to the ring, and now she and Melina are trading shots, with Victoria connecting on a snap suplex and then a standing moonsault for a near fall, with Victoria having a few words for Mickie as she makes the count. Candice is now back up, and she takes the fight to Victoria with a string of forearms. Melina joins the two as all three trade shots to the face, but over in the corner Maria has climbed to the top rope... crossbody takes all three opponents out! Again there’s a small pop from the crowd, with Maria trying to fire them up by letting out a scream. Dazed, Melina crawls to the corner, her head perched on the bottom turnbuckle, and this gives Maria the chance to charge from across the ring... bronco buster! Maria bounces up and down on Melina, to another decent pop. AS Maria returns to a vertical base, Melina rolls under the bottom rope, but there’s no chance for Maria to celebrate as Candice catches her from behind... candywrapper! Candice plants Maria, and she hooks the leg... 1... 2... Victoria drags Candice from the pinfall, and she drags Candice to her feet, hooking her up for... the widow’s peak! Victoria plants Candice, and she stares a whole straight through Mickie, the two locking eyes as Mickie reluctantly... 1... makes the... 2... count... 3.

Winner: Victoria @ 05:21

The crowd boos as Victoria tosses Maria aside, getting back to her feet to go face to face with Mickie, who looks disgusted at having to make the three count...


Jerry Lawler: Wow. That was scary. Victoria is just so dominant right now, I don't know if anybody can stop her. I know Mickie James managed to do it two weeks ago, but now that Mickie and Victoria will meet one more time next week, I really don't know how Mickie can hold on to her title.

Jim Ross: Don't count out the Women's Champion just yet. Mickie James is as tough as they come, she'll give Victoria the fight of her life next week, you can guarantee that.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but is that going to be enough?

We take one last look at Victoria and Mickie, face to face, the tension between the two clear for all to see. Victoria glances at the bodies strewn across the ringside area, mouthing "Next week... that's gonna be you!" before we cut backstage.

Where Todd Grisham is standing by...


Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time... the WWE Champion... John Cena!

A great reaction as John Cena enters the frame, with Cena giving Grisham a friendly pat on the back...

Todd Grisham: John, last night we all saw Rob Van Dam push you to the limit in your WWE Championship defence. What are your thoughts on the match that took place just 24 hours ago?

Cena pauses, flashing a smile...

John Cena: What can I say Todd? Last night, Rob Van Dam showed exactly what kind of a competitor he is. It was back and forth, it was man to man, it was face to face, it was nothin' short of a fight. It may not have been a weapons filled brawl like back in the ol' ECW days, but it had all the passion and desire Rob Van Dam talked about last week. RVD gave it all, and I gave it all right back at him, but at the end of day... I was the better man.

Cheers from inside the arena...

John Cena: I respected Rob Van Dam before our match at the Royal Rumble... and I respect him even more today. I dunno who Shane McMahon has in mind to face me next week for the WWE Championship. I dunno if it's gonna be Edge, Orton, Dykstra, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Bobby Lashley, Umaga, Superman, Spiderman, the damn Easter Bunny, hell I dunno!

Another pop as Cena smiles, but his expression soon changes to a more serious demeanour...

John Cena: But I do know one thing. If Shane McMahon feels like making it John Cena and Rob Van Dam for the WWE Championship one more time... I'd be more than happy to step into the ring with RVD again.

The crowd pops for the intensity of Cena...

Todd Grisham: Well with that in mind John, what do you think of the fact that Shane McMahon will personally choose your opponent next week?

Cena shrugs, unsure of his answer...

John Cena: Honestly Todd? I don't know what to think about that. Shane McMahon, he certainly takes after his Father. Vince is a damn evil genius, and Shane's got that vibe goin' on too. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if Shane McMahon chose himself to be the guy to face me next week. But no matter who Shane O'Mac picks, I want whatever guy it turns out to be to know one thing... if you WANT SOME... COME GET-

Cena stops, and the boos quickly ring out as Shane McMahon has entered the frame...

Shane McMahon: You uh... you wanna finish what you were sayin'?

Cena smiles as Shane flashes a scowl...

John Cena: Nah that can wait. What do you want Shane?

Cena stares eye to eye with Shane as he waits for an answer...

Shane McMahon: What do I want? I want to give you a little message John. No... no wait, message isn't the right word. I want to give you a warning John.

Surprised, Cena raises his eyebrows...

John Cena: You wanna give me a warning? Lemme guess... if I ever lay another hand on you or your Father, you'll round up the Mean Street Posse and give me a Greenwich ass kickin' huh?

Sensing the sarcasm, Shane smirks...

Shane McMahon: No, no I think I made that perfectly clear earlier tonight. No, I just wanted to give you a little warning about the two men I chose as your tag team partners later tonight. Y'see John, I picked Edge, Orton and Dykstra because I know they're a cohesive unit, and I know they'll work together to get the job done tonight. But your partners John?

Shane smiles as he shakes his head, much to Cena's annoyance...

Shane McMahon: I chose them, because I know that at any moment, they could turn around and start kickin' hell outta each other... or maybe even you.

Heat from inside the arena as Cena steps towards Shane...

John Cena: You think I don't know all about Shawn Michaels and Triple H? I read the papers Shane, I know what's goin' on between the two of them. I know they can't get on the same page right now. But I also know they both got a bone to pick with Rated-RKO, and I know they'll both be there in my corner tonight.

Arrogantly, McMahon laughs in Cena's face...

Shane McMahon: Alright Cena, you believe that. But uh, while you focus on Rated-RKO tonight... watch your back. And don't say I didn't warn ya' when one of your... partners... stabs you in the back tonight.

And with the seed of doubt successfully sowed, McMahon turns to leave, with the camera staying focused on the concerned face of the champ before we fade into a video.

*Video Package*

WRESTLEMANIA RECALL!

APRIL 17th, 2002
WRESTLEMANIA X8


In a match billed as being "Icon vs. Icon" the SkyDome in Toronto is the sight of one of the most historic matches in Wrestlemania history as 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan returns to Wrestlemania after a nine year absence to face The Rock. With a fever pitch crowd cheering them on, the match descends into a back and forth battle, with the crowd's support switching from 'The Great One' to 'The Hulkster' as the match goes on. Eventually, it takes three Rock Bottoms and a People's Elbow to put Hogan away, with the two shaking hands and posing together for the crowd in a show of respect.

WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - 62 DAYS AND COUNTING


*End Video Package*

We then cut to see ECW Champion Bobby Lashley in the locker room, finishing off taping his wrists for his upcoming match with Umaga. The camera is focused tight on Lashley as he goes about his business, but he soon stops as he feels a presence behind him. Lashley turns and the camera zooms out to reveal Rob Van Dam has entered the room...

Rob Van Dam: Hey Bobby, What's up dude?

Lashley rises out of his seat to stand toe to toe with Van Dam...

Rob Van Dam: Whoa, hey... easy big guy. I ain't here lookin' for trouble, believe me. I just want you and me to have a little chat... about that.

RVD nods towards the ECW Championship belt that sits nearby...

Bobby Lashley: You wanna talk about my ECW Title?

Not really impressed with the emphasis on 'my', RVD reluctantly nods his head...

Rob Van Dam: Yeah, yeah, alright. I wanna talk to you about your ECW Championship. A championship that used to mean somethin' in the wrestling world. A championship, that to be honest with you dude... you're runnin' it straight into the dirt man.

Bobby Lashley: What you just say to me?

Rob Van Dam: You heard me dude. That title you carry to ring every week, it used to be a prestigious prize in the wrestling business. It used to be that guys night after night would give their blood in some of the most brutal matches you've ever seen for that title. But now?

Van Dam shakes his head...

Rob Van Dam: 'Cos of guys like you and Vince McMahon... it don't mean anythin' anymore.

Bobby Lashley: You better watch what you're sayin' Van Dam.

The intensity in Lashley rises, but RVD holds his arms in an attempt to calm him...

Rob Van Dam: Hey, like I said man, I ain't here lookin' for trouble. But lemme ask you somethin' Lashley. You know as well as I do that next week, it's Raw: Night Of Champions. The night every championship here on Raw is defended. Everybody's runnin' around, tryin' to get themselves a title shot for next week. But y'know, I'm not hearin' anybody talkin' about the ECW Championship. Why do you think that is Lashley?

Lashley offers no answer, keeping his eyes firmly fixed on Van Dam...

Rob Van Dam: It's not 'cos there's an entire locker room runnin' scared of you bro. It's 'cos over the last few months, you've made the ECW Championship, a title me and countless others back in the day gave our blood for to make relevant... worthless.

Lashley glances at the title sat on a nearby chair before turning back to face Van Dam...

Rob Van Dam: Worthless to everybody... except for you... and me.

Pop...

Rob Van Dam: So since nobody's said anythin' about you or ECW Championship and next week... I want you to give me a shot at the ECW Championship at Night Of Champions.

Another pop...

Rob Van Dam: Think about it man. I know how pissed off you were when I beat you three weeks ago on Raw. And you gotta know how pissed off I am watchin' you walk around with that title around your waist. I know Vince McMahon doesn't wanna see that championship around here anymore, but c'mon man... the spirit of the old ECW was that we rebelled against authority. That title was created by throwin' the NWA Championship in the trash. Let's do it again dude. Let's rebel one more time, let's stand up to authority, let's put that championship on the map again. You and me, next week, live, Raw: Night Of Champions... let's make it happen. Bobby Lashley and Rob Van Dam in an extreme rules match... for the ECW Championship.

Thinking long and hard, Lashley rubs his chin, not saying a word...

Rob Van Dam: Look man, I know you got Umaga tonight. I took that guy on two weeks ago and he kicked me ass. So don't give me an answer just yet. Think about it for a while. But let me know.

Bobby Lashley: Alright. I'll think about it.

Van Dam smiles...

Rob Van Dam: That's what I like to hear big guy. I'll leave you to finish up gettin' ready. Good luck tonight man... you're gonna need it.

And with that, Van Dam leaves the locker room, an intense looking Lashley watching him go as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

We return to the arena and a few second silence until...

"WOOOOO..."

*ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA...*​

The arena erupts as 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair steps out in one of his trademark flashy robes. Stylin' and profilin' his way down to the ring, the living legend shouts out several more "Woooos" to which the crowd respond to...


Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw everyone. Here comes the man who last night at the Royal Rumble, was brutally assaulted during the Royal Rumble match. We've got some footage from last night we'd like to show you all here. Let's roll the tape.

J.R. and King talk over the following footage...

*Video Package*

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE

...with Flair hitting the corner hard. Flair steps out, and Kennedy is waiting to send him flying with a back body drop! Flair cries out as he hits the mat, but he can’t rest as Kennedy grabs him... and RUNS FLAIR TOWARDS THE ROPES... BUT FLAIR REVERSES... AND USES THE MOMENTUM... TO SEND KENNEDY FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!!!

ELIMINATION #15 MR. KENNEDY BY RIC FLAIR @ 32.14


*End Video Package*

Jerry Lawler: Well it was a great performance from Mr. Kennedy last night. He entered the Royal Rumble as entrant Number 2 and he lasted over 30 minutes, only for Ric Flair to turn up and eliminated from the match.

Jim Ross: Even though we all know Ric Flair as 'The Dirtiest Player in the Game' there was nothin' wrong with that elimination. But for some reason, Kennedy snapped after he was eliminated.

*Video Package*

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE

The camera then focuses on Mr. Kennedy, who slowly begins to trudge back towards the dressing rooms... but he stops, turns to the ring with a seriously pissed off look on his face... and THEN RACES BACK INTO THE RING! Kennedy slides under the bottom rope, and he immediately grabs Ric Flair, catching ‘Naitch’ by surprise... and TOSSES FLAIR OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #16 RIC FLAIR BY (AN ALREADY ELIMINATED) MR. KENNEDY @ 32.58

The crowd shits all over Kennedy’s actions, but he doesn’t give a damn as he destroys Flair on the outside with vicious right hands, then lays in with stiff kicks to the ribs. Referees scramble to pull Kennedy away, but he takes no notice, continuing to hammer Flair and then dragging Flair to his feet... and LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S DESK!


*End Video Package*

Jerry Lawler: It was a disgusting act by Mr. Kennedy. I mean, it was such a beating he gave Ric Flair... I'm honestly amazed Ric is even here tonight, never mind competing in a match.

*Video Package*

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE

The two officials assigned the match plead with Kennedy to stop, but he takes no notice, pounding the forehead with hard right hands. Eventually Kennedy relents, and the camera zooms in to see that Flair has been BUSTED OPEN. The blood streams out of Flair’s head, but Kennedy isn’t finished yet, as he grabs one of the chairs strewn on the floor... lines Flair up... hoists the chair high... AND DELIVERS A SICK CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!! “For the love of God!” screams J.R., but Kennedy doesn’t give a damn, instead he slams the chair down, pulling Flair cheek to cheek with him, Flair’s blood staining the platinum blonde of both men. With the camera right on top of them, Kennedy holds the lifeless Flair’s head in his hands, shouting “This was my night! This... was MY... NIGHT!” before he finally drops Flair’s head to the floor. The refs cry for Kennedy to leave, and he finally agrees, slowly being led backstage, all the while his eyes fixated on the broken down legend he’s left behind.


*End Video Package*

Jim Ross: Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I don't know what was goin' on in Kennedy's mind to make him react that way, but quite frankly it made me sick to see it.

Jerry Lawler: Well, I dunno what's gonna happen between those two. Right now it seems Ric Flair wants to continue to focus on this new alliance he has with Carlito.

In the ring, Flair removes his robe and paces in the ring awaiting the arrival of...

”I SPIT IN DA’ FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO BE COOL..."

*COOL...*​

The crowd gives a good pop to welcome Carlito and Torrie Wilson as the pair stride down the ramp, their arms locked, while Carlito tosses a new apple in the air with his free hand...


Jim Ross: We'll try and put the actions of Mr. Kennedy behind us and focus on the upcoming match. Ric Flair, the decorated veteran, has in recent weeks been associated with Carlito, a young man who's kinda lacked a bit of direction for the last six months or so.

Jerry Lawler: And who better to learn from and rediscover your passion for the business than from Ric Flair? I dunno if these two can win tonight, but I think they'll be a force to be reckoned with if they start to team up on a regular basis.

Flair holds the ropes open so Torrie can enter, and he also welcomes Carlito to the ring with a high five. The pair talk tactics as 'Lito removes his t-shirt, before they stand and face up the ramp to hear...

*WORLD’S GREATEST...*​

Some good heat from the crowd as The World's Greatest Tag Team, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas arrogantly head for the ring, the pair shouting some abuse at the crowd in the face of their boos...


Jerry Lawler: You gotta admit J.R., these two have gotta be the favourites for this match. Haas and Benjamin are an experienced tag team goin' up against a team who's havin' their first ever match together tonight.

Jim Ross: Certainly the experience factor favours Haas and Benjamin, but we've counted out Ric Flair in the past, and by hook or by crook, he's always found a way to get it done.

Match 3: Tag Team Match
Ric Flair
and Carlito w/ Torrie Wilson vs. The World's Greatest Tag Team
Winners will face Edge and Randy Orton next week for the World Tag Team Championships

Flair and Haas kick the match off, with both men jockeying for position, switching in an out of headlocks and takedowns until Flair bowls Haas over with a shoulderblock and then puts him down with a hiptoss. The chops soon start to flow, stinging Haas’ chest, backing him to the corner where Flair tags in ‘Lito, who also unloads with a few chops, much to the amusement of the crowd. Carlito yanks Haas in for a headlock, but a big handful of hair allows Haas to back ‘Lito into his corner, tagging in Benjamin.

Shelton enters looking to keep control for his team, but ‘Lito instantly turns it back around, blocking rights to score a few of his own and then sending Benjamin off the ropes... Shelton reverses, but Carlito jumps to the second rope... springboard back elbow, but Shelton ducks... and Carlito lands on his feet! Benjamin turns, and Carlito is waiting for him... to land a textbook hurricanrana! The impact tosses Shelton across the ring, but Carlito dives to make the cover... 1... 2... Haas is on hand to stomp on down on ‘Lito, breaking the count. Carlito angrily gets to his feet, getting in Haas’ face, but the ref si quickly in to usher Haas back to the apron. This distraction gives Shelton a chance to recover, and he’s quickly back on his feet, waiting for Carlito to turn... to snap him over with a northern lights suplex! Benjamin plants Carlito near his corner, with Haas quickly getting the tag, with both men stomping down on Carlito as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

And we return with Haas having Carlito up for backbreaker, driving ‘Lito spine first across his knee, hooking the leg for a near fall. Haas then makes the tag to Benjamin before he works ‘Lito into a another backbreaker, but this time Charlie holds Carlito across his knee, allowing Shelton to slingshot himself into the ring for a guillotine legdrop, violently driving ‘Lito to the mat, but once again only getting a 2 count.

Carlito valiantly tries to fight his way to his corner to tag in Flair, but each of his mini comebacks are quickly thwarted, with neckbreakers and German suplexes rocking Carlito every time he tries to rally. Flair shouts encouragement to his partner as Carlito survives yet another pinfall, only for Haas to hammer ‘Lito with a flurry of forearms to the side of the head and then a string of elbow drops to the spine. Benjamin tags in an immediately locks on a reverses chinlock, applying pressure to the spine, but as the noise from the crowd rises, and with the encouragement of Flair and Torrie, Carlito battles to get back to a vertical base, scoring a pair of elbows to the gut to break the hold, only for Benjamin to again end the rally with a stiff forearm to the small of the back. A hard Irish whip sends ‘Lito to the corner, and feeling cocky Benjamin takes his time lining up his next attack, arrogantly taunting the crowd before he charges... blinger splash... no! Carlito dives for safety, but Benjamin shows great athleticism to land on the second rope. Shelton turns back to face the ring, still stood on the second rope in the corner, but Carlito makes his move, jumping up to join Benjamin on the second rope... to launch Shelton with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex!

The crowd pops, and now with both men down Carlito crawls for his corner... to tag in Ric Flair! The crowd pops again as Flair enters, unloading with chops and rights and lefts before sending Shelton off the ropes, a big chop knocking him down. Haas charges, but he runs straight into a back body drop, with Flair snapping off chops to his chest as he tries to fight back. Shelton tries to get back into the fight, but Carlito cuts him off, hitting a clothesline that takes both men over the top rope to the floor. As they fight on the outside, in the ring Flair is still in control, delivering chop after chop to the chest of Haas, but when he goes to send Haas off the ropes, Haas ducks underneath Flair’s clothesline... and locks in a sleeper! Haas catches Flair around the neck and head, looking to wear Flair down. The ref is quickly in to check on Flair, who desperately grabs the ref’s jersey... low blow to Haas! Flair flicks a heel straight into Haas’ balls, with the ref not seeing it due to Flair grabbing hold of him. Haas clutches his sack, releasing the sleeper, allowing Flair to sweep the leg... and twist in the figure four leglock! The crowd erupts as Flair locks it on, and despite his best efforts Haas has no choice but to tap out!

Winners: Ric Flair and Carlito @ 08:57

The crowd continues to go wild as Flair finally releases the figure four, rolling away from Haas before returning to his feet, where Carlito is waiting to give Flair a hug in celebration...


Jim Ross: Well I be dammed! 'The Dirtiest Player in the Game' has just got another one over Haas and Benjamin!

Jerry Lawler: Well, it may not have been legal, but Ric Flair got the job done. And that means he and Carlito are gonna face Edge and Randy Orton next week for the World Tag Team Championships!

On the ramp, Haas clutches his balls in pain, while Benjamin furiously shouts back at Flair and 'Lito, who stand tall in the ring as we cut backstage...

To see Melina and Johnny Nitro in a dressing room. Melina is still in the attire she wore for her match earlier tonight, while Nitro, not competing tonight, is dressed in a casual shirt and a pair of jeans. Both sit on steel chairs, with Nitro having his head bowed, his hands rubbing his face in frustration. Melina too looks dejected as she rises to her feet to start getting changed, grabbing her back up of the floor and placing on the chair she's just vacated. Melina pulls out a towel and a top, but her frustration soon boils over as she grabs a shoe from the bag and launches it off the wall before letting out a scream...


Melina: God Johnny, I can't stand this anymore!

After covering his ears to protect himself from the scream, Nitro stands to place his arms in consoling fashion on Melina's shoulders...

Johnny Nitro: Hey, babe... relax. It'll all work out, trust me.

Melina: I'm sick of hearin' you say that Johnny! What is wrong with us!? You haven't won a match in 2007 yet. You've lost to John Cena and Rob Van Dam lately, and you've not even got a match tonight!

Feeling slightly sorry for himself, Nitro turns his head away...

Melina: And you didn't even get close to winning the Royal Rumble last night.

Johnny Nitro: I entered at Number Six! It's pretty hard to win from there.

Scowling, Melina turns her back on Nitro...

Johnny Nitro: And besides, I'm not the only one who's hasn't won in a while. Great job out there tonight babe(!) Tell me, when was the last time you had a shot at the Women's Championship?

Now both Nitro and Melina stare intensely at each other, the anger and tension clearly visible, until the couple sense another person in the room. Melina arches her neck and Nitro turns, and the camera soon pans to reveal... Chris Masters? Masters leans against the open door frame, also dressed in casual gear, a smirk etched on his face...

Chris Masters: Wow. What happened to the happy couple?

Masters now steps forwards, placing himself between Nitro and Melina...

Chris Masters: I mean, don't tell me you two are havin' problems... and I don't just mean in the ring.

Nitro simply shakes his head angrily while Melina tuts in disgust...

Melina: What do you want Chris?

Chris Masters: Listen, I know how you guys feel. I’m not winnin' many matches right now either. I'm sure as hell not gonna be in a match tonight. The way I see it, you and me Johnny... we're in same boat right now. We've done favours for Jonathan Coachman and Vince McMahon over the last few weeks, and where did it get us? Nowhere. So I think you and me... we oughta start working together... and do ourselves a few favours.

Melina looks intrigued, but Nitro is dismissive...

Johnny Nitro: No thanks man. I've had partners before, I'm not really interested in goin' there again.

Nitro returns to his seat, but Melina stays standing next to Masters...

Chris Masters: Hey, I understand man. You’ve been in a tag team before, now you're on you're own. You don't wanna go back there, right? But what happens if you keep losin' matches? You think a woman as beautiful as this...

Melina blushes as Masters glances at her...

Chris Masters: Is gonna stick around with a loser? You lose to many more matches... and you're gonna lose your girl man.

Angry, Nitro bursts back to his feet, getting in Masters' face...

Johnny Nitro: I’m really NOT interested, ok?

Chris Masters: Aw c'mon Johnny. Admit it. In this company, you've have the most success as part of a team. You and Mercury, MNM, you guys dominated over on Smackdown. But now you're here on Raw, and you can't catch a break man. Just like me. You and Mercury, you guys were good... but me and you Johnny... we could be great. You're speed and high flyin', my strength and power, Melina's smarts to guide us... nobody could stop us man.

Slowly Nitro looks like he's been won over, as he looks much more receptive now. Melina is all smiles having clearly already bought into the idea...

Chris Masters: Think about man. I can already tell Melina's on board. Just give me the word Johnny... and we'll start winnin' matches... I guarantee it.

Masters then turns to leave, but not before he gives Melina a wink. Nitro and Melina watch Masters head to the exit, before Nitro sighs and Melina smiles as she goes in for a hug as we fade into a video package...

*Video Package*

Quick-cutting shots flash across the screen of two young superstars, the two trading moves across a wrestling ring in a dimly-lit room...

Narrator: In Canada, wrestling is a tradition...

More shots of the youngsters in action, with it now clear that one of them is a strapping powerhouse, while the other is a smaller, technically gifted athlete...

Narrator: And one place is sacred to all...

We now see a blonde woman enter the ring, encouraging the two men inside...

Narrator: Beneath a family home is a place where only the brave enter...

Quick-fire shots of Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, The British Bulldog, Lance Storm and Bret Hart...

Narrator: And only the strong survive.

More shots of the two men flying around the ring, visible only through the shadows...

Narrator: The last graduating class of the Hart Dungeon is coming to Monday Night Raw...

The trio now stare at the camera through the shadows...

Narrator: To forge a new legacy!

"THE HART LEGACY - COMING SOON TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"


*End Video Package*

And we now go to a different locker room to see Shawn Michaels, in a similar pose to what we saw last night at the Rumble, his head bowed in prayer. This time when Michaels opens his eyes, he sighs much more audibly than last night, even taking a quick bit at one of his fingernails in a sign of nervousness, his troubles still heavily weighing on his mind. Soon though Michaels snaps himself into gear and heads for the door, opening it and stepping out into the corridor. The camera follows Michaels as he walks the halls, turning several corners, walking past several backstage workers, all of whom stare ominously as Michaels crosses their paths. Eventually Michaels arrives at his destination, a door that has the words "TRIPLE H" written across the nameplate. The crowd pops at the sight of this, as Michaels lets out one last sigh... but before he can reach for the handle, Michaels is taken off guard as the door swings open... and out steps...John Cena? Cena is also taken off guard at having opened the door to HBK, with both men taking a few seconds to get their bearings...

John Cena: Oh... hey Shawn.

Cena awkwardly stands in the doorway as Michaels tries to peek over his shoulder into the room...

Shawn Michaels: What uh... what are ya' doin' here?

John Cena: Probably the same thing you came here to do. I came here to talk to Triple H?

Shawn Michaels: Well now you've had your say, I think it's my turn.

Michaels moves to walk past Cena, but 'The Champ' doesn't budge, shaking his head as Michaels walks into him...

John Cena: He's not here Shawn. I only got a few seconds before you did. The room's empty. I dunno where he is.

Wanting to see for himself, Michaels forcibly pushes himself past Cena...

John Cena: It's empty Shawn! He's not here.

Cena follows HBK into the room, with frustration etched on Michaels' face...

Shawn Michaels: Why are you here John? What could you have to talk to Hunter about?

Sighing, Cena removes his cap and scratches his head...

John Cena: What could I want to discuss with Triple H? How about the fact that you, me and him are supposed to be partners tonight? How about the fact that the two guys I'm teamin' with tonight haven't even spoke to each other since one hit the other with a chair? How about the fact that I'm in a six-man tag team match tonight and I don't know if my two partners are gonna have my back? Hell, I can't even find one of 'em right now!

Michaels smirks and shakes his head...

Shawn Michaels: You really bought into what Shane McMahon was sayin' earlier, didn't ya?

Reluctantly, Cena nods his head and shrugs his shoulders...

John Cena: Can you blame me Shawn? I mean... can I trust you and Triple H tonight? Despite all that Shane McMahon said, do I know that when I go down to that ring to face Rated-RKO, you and Triple H are gonna be in my corner?

Michaels doesn't answer, instead he brushes past Cena and heads for the door... but as he reaches the door, Michaels stops and turns to face Cena from across the room...

Shawn Michaels: You can count on me... AND Hunter. I promise ya'.

And with that HBK turns and leaves, with the camera staying focused on the concerned face of the WWE Champion, HBK's words offering little comfort to Cena.

Back into the arena for...

*VIRTUAL VOODOO...*​

The crowd comes alive with some good heat as Umaga ominously snarls his way down to the ring, Armando Alejandro Estrada as always a few steps behind...


Jerry Lawler: Well what do you make of that J.R.? Both John Cena and Shawn Michaels went lookin' for Triple H, but 'The Game' is nowhere to be found.

Jim Ross: I can only speculate as to the whereabouts of Triple H right now. I mean, he could be anywhere in the building right now, maybe John Cena and Shawn Michaels just missed him by a matter of moments.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but maybe Triple H doesn't want to be found. Maybe he's already left J.R.! He might not even show up for tonight's main event.

Jim Ross: I don't believe that 'King'. Triple H wanted to get his hands on Edge earlier tonight, he wouldn't pass up that chance. But either way, all that will have to wait, as here comes 'The Samoan Bulldozer' Umaga, all set for a titanic collision with Bobby Lashley.

Jerry Lawler: Well, I know you like to say it J.R., but I'll do the honours this week. He's never been pinned, and he's never been forced to submit. An 'undefeated' streak that has lasted close to a year!

Jim Ross: It was the night after Wrestlemania 22 last year that Umaga made his debut here on Raw, and he's been reeking havoc ever since.

*HELL WILL BE CALLIN’...*

The crowd booms with a mixed reaction for Bobby Lashley, but Lashley continues to play face, stepping out onto the stage to set off his pyro display before heading down the ramp...


Jim Ross: But could this be the man who will finally tame the savage Samoan beast? Is the ECW Champion going go to be the first man to inflict a pinfall or submission on Umaga?

Jerry Lawler: Well, I don't know too many men who could overpower Umaga, but Bobby Lashley's one of them. Although after the way Umaga beat up Lashley during the Rumble last night, I don’t think even Lashley can stop him. But J.R., what did you make of the challenge Rob Van Dam made to Lashley earlier? I mean, could you imagine Bobby Lashley and Rob Van Dam, one on one for the ECW Championship?

Jim Ross: It's be a heck of a match, and under extreme rules too if Lashley accepts. But I'm sure that right now Lashley is focused on nothin' but 'The Samoan Bulldozer' stood across the ring from him.

Now in the ring, Lashley raises his hands to a few more cheers and boos, before he removes the ECW Championship from around his waist and hands it to the referee. Lashley then paces the ring, while the camera cuts to Estrada who shouts "'Ju in big trouble now amigo!"...

Match 4: Non Title Match
ECW Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Umaga w/ Armando Alejandro Estrada

There’s a buzz in the air as the two big bulls meet in the centre of the ring, going nose-to-nose, neither monster budging an inch as the intensity of this match is clear for all to see. The staredown leads to some Samoan trash talk from Umaga, while Lashley stands tight-lipped, a determined look on his face. Eventually it’s Umaga who swings first, but his right hand is blocked by Lashley, who fires back with a stinging right of his own. Again Umaga swings, again Lashley blocks and fires back, rattling off three big right hands that backs Umaga to the ropes. Lashley then goes for an Irish whip, only for Umaga to counter, sending Lashley off the ropes into a big clothesline... but Lashley ducks underneath, coming off the ropes for a big shoulderblock... but Umaga stays on his feet, leading to Lashley driving off the ropes for a second... which staggers Umaga, but the beast is still on his feet. Lashley tries again, going for more momentum to hit a third shoulderblock... that bounces Umaga against the ropes. The crowd pops as Lashley again comes off the opposite ropes with a big head of steam... and a massive clothesline sends Umaga over the top rope to the floor! The crowd cheers as Lashley make a positive start to the match, and we fade into commercial with the referee giving Umaga a 10 count while Estrada tries to help his monster regroup.

*Commercial*​

And when we return Umaga has Lashley grounded with a nerve hold to the neck, but now we’re back Lashley quickly fights back to his feet, tagging a pair of elbows to the gut and coming off the ropes... straight into a swinging side slam! The crowd gasps at the ease at which Umaga plants ‘The Dominator’, and now ‘Mags sees his chance to do some damage, stomping down and coming off the ropes for a big splash, driving all the air out of Lashley but only getting a 2 count.

Umaga now enjoys a period of dominance, starting by delivering a string of kicks to the spine and boots to the chest as Lashley writhes on the mat, clutching his midsection. The pace of the match slows right down now as Umaga looks to wear Lashley down, starting with a series of headbutts that continue to knock Lashley down to the mat. A hard Irish whip to the corner sees Lashley slump to the mat on impact, which gives Umaga another chance to slap on the dreaded nerve hold. Having worn Lashley down a bit more, the hold has more effect this time, with Umaga keeping Lashley grounded, the ECW Champion crying out in pain as Umaga ups the pressure. After what feels like an age, Lashley struggles back to his feet, throwing desperate elbows and punches to finally break free, before staggering Umaga with a big right and coming off the ropes... straight into a spinning wheel kick! 1... 2... Lashley rolls the shoulder.

‘Mags continues to dominate, with each solid headbutt he lands taking its toll. Umaga is almost methodical in his attack, being slow and deliberate as he continues to target the ribs in an effort to soften Lashley up. With both men on their feet, Umaga goes for a big right, but Lashley ducks, and he looks to rally with three quick fire rights of his own before scooping Umaga up... but the damage to the ribs takes its toll as the weight of Umaga causes Lashley’s legs to buckle, seeing ‘Mags fall on top of him for a near fall. A hard Irish whip sends Lashley to the corner, and Umaga then hammers him down to the mat with well placed fists. Instead of his head becoming perched on the bottom turnbuckle as Umaga had hoped, Lashley shows great fight and determination to pull himself back up. Surprised at the resilience shown, Umaga retreats, lining Lashley up and then charging... for a big splash in the corner... but Lashley dives to safety... and Umaga crashes head first into the steel ring post! Dazed and confused, Umaga has rubber legs as he stumbles from the corner... into a belly-to-belly suplex! 1... 2... no!

Umaga kicks out, but Lashley sees this as his chance to attack, starting with a few stiff rights before going for an Irish whip... Umaga reverses, but Lashley ducks his clothesline and keeps running, coming back off the opposite ropes... SPEAR!! Lashley hammers Umaga with a thunderous spear, and the crowd is alive as Lashley hooks the leg... 1... 2... no! Somehow Umaga rolls the shoulder at 2 and his ‘undefeated’ streak remains. Still clutching his ribs, Lashley is back on his feet, pulling Umaga up with him to score with a trio of tired looking right hands. Once again Lashley goes for the Irish whip, and as Umaga comes off the ropes, Lashley looks for a back body drop... but Umaga aims a kick to the chest, snapping Lashley’s head up, and then goes for a clothesline... which Lashley ducks, allowing him to hook Umaga up... for a powerful suplex! J.R. and King sell the move, claiming it could be the first time Umaga has been up and down like that, while Lashley now looks to feed off the crowd, which is mostly positive despite the few lingering boos. Waiting for Umaga to rise, Lashley crouches down, making his move to scoop Umaga up on his shoulder... to go for the dominator... no! As Lashley runs across the ring with Umaga on his shoulder, ‘Mags slides down the back, pushing Lashley into the turnbuckle. Reaching for his ribs, Lashley turns out of the corner... into a massive Samoan drop!!

The audience gasps in disappointment as Lashley is planted, and with a burst of energy Umaga is back on his feet, just time to catch Lashley as he rises... with the SAMOAN SPIKE!! Umaga damn near takes Lashley’s head off, and he drops down to make the cover... 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Umaga @ 12: 14

The boos quickly ring out as Umaga enters yet another devastating performance. Umaga quickly rolls off Lashley and gets back on his feet, snarling down at his fallen opponent, with Lashley clutching at his throat and coughing violently...


Jerry Lawler: J.R., I don’t think I’ve ever Umaga come so close to defeat.

Jim Ross: An incredible effort from Bobby Lashley, but once again, ‘The Samoan Bulldozer’ prevails.

While J.R. and King hype Lashley’s efforst and the dominance of Umaga, Estrada walks over to Lillian Garcia and snatches a microphone from her before he climbs the steps and enters the ring...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Tudos... excussemay, haha! 'Ju people... 'ju see how... comos se dice... dominant, haha, 'dis man is.

Estrada looks down at Lashley, landing a few cheap kicks with his loafers...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: But Senor Shane McMahon... why when 'dat amigo choose who will face John Cena, does he not say... he chooses a MONSTER! Why does he not say... he chooses The Saaaaamoan Bulldozerrr... UMAGA!? Haha!

Boos from the crowd...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: We have been patient amigo! We have waited for 'da chance we... comos se dice... deserve. But now... 'dis man... no, no... 'dis MONSTER... he waits no more mi amigos. If Shane McMahon don't give us what we want...

The crowd rises as Estrada pulls a cigar from his top pocket...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: 'Den we...

And holds it high above his head...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: We gonna take it amigos!

And snaps it in two!

And instantly Umaga reaches down, grabbing Lashley by the neck and dragging him to his feet. Weighing over 300 pounds, it takes Umaga a while to get Lashley back up, and as he does so the crowd erupts, as racing down the ramp is Rob Van Dam, steel chair in hand! RVD sprints down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope, with Estrada alerting his monster to the threat. Umaga drops Lashley back to the mat, but Van Dam is ready to attack... tossing the chair to Umaga who catches it... VAN DAMINATOR!! Van Dam drives the chair into Umaga's skull with a spinning wheel kick, the force sending Umaga staggering into the ropes and then falling through them to the floor! Estrada quickly rolls under the bottom rope to check on his beast, while RVD picks the chair back up, poised for another attack from Umaga.

Estrada tries to calm Umaga, doing his best to lead 'The Samoan Bulldozer' away, with Umaga crying out in his native tongue as Estrada backs him up the ramp. In the ring, Van Dam stands by the ropes, pointing with the chair that Umaga should leave the area. Behind him, Lashley is back on his feet, a pissed off look on his face, Van Dam oblivious to the fact. Soon with Umaga a safe distance away, RVD turns back towards the ring, to see Lashley staring angrily at him. The tension rises as the crowd is unsure what to make of the situation. Van Dam stands with the chair still in his hand, but that doesn't concern Lashley as he steps to go face to face with RVD. Still unsure of Lashley's intentions, RVD looks uneasy... but Lashley nods his head in a show of thanks, before a nearby camera catches him saying... "Next week... you got it!".


Jerry Lawler: Did you hear that J.R.? I think Bobby Lashley just accepted Rob Van Dam's challenge!

Jim Ross: That's what it sounded like! Rob Van Dam just saved Bobby Lashley from God knows what at the hands of Umaga, and next week the two of 'em will battle under extreme rules for the ECW Championship!

The crowd cheers for the prospect of Lashley vs. Van Dam II live next week on Raw! RVD smiles and nods his approval, while Lashley stares long and hard at Van Dam before he drops down and rolls under the bottom rope, his eyes locked on Van Dam with the camera switching between the two as we fade into a video package.

*Video Package*

We open to a pitch black, with the faint sound of a revving motor engine slowly but surely getting louder...

Narrator: The road may be long...

Slowly on the horizon we see a red convertible driving over a hill, heading towards a sunset which lights the screen...

Narrator: The journey may be treacherous...

The revs of the engine increase and get louder, with the camera closing in on shots of the side of the car...

Narrator: But you'll love every second of it!

We now skim along the rear of the car, the sun glistening on the chrome duel exhaust...

Narrator: So strap yourself in...

The car now speeds past a road sign that reads "8 MILE ROAD"...

Narrator: And get ready!

From behind we see an image of the Detroit skyline, with our car heading down a straight road towards it...

Narrator: 20 years on, Wrestlemania returns to Detroit, Michigan!

More fast paced shots of the car racing through the streets of Detroit...

Narrator: And it's going to be...

The car suddenly crashes into the screen, with the grill of the car having the official Wrestlemania 23 logo and tagline printed on it...

Narrator: The ride of your life!



"WWE WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - APRIL 1ST - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

Jim Ross: Wrestlemania XXIII, it's gonna be an unbelievable night folks! And next week, while it may not be quite as spectacular as Wrestlemania, the live Raw 3-hour special promises to be quite the night.

Jerry Lawler: I can't wait J.R.! Next week, live, it's Raw: Night Of Champions. The night when every championship here on Monday Night Raw will be on the line, and after what we just witnessed between Bobby Lashley and Rob Van Dam, it appears the ECW Championship is goin' to take its place on the card.

Jim Ross: Rob Van Dam, a man more passionate about ECW you'll never meet. earlier tonight, we heard a passionate please from Van Dam to the ECW Champions Bobby Lashley for Lashley to put the title on the line against Van Dam. But you have to wonder 'King', does Bobby Lashley know what he's gettin' himself involved in by agreeing to face Van Dam under extreme rules?

Jerry Lawler: I gotta feelin' that the ECW Champion is in for a whole new experience next week when Lashley and Van Dam collide. But J.R., I gotta ask you, what did you think about what Jonathan Coachman said earlier tonight with regards to Jeff Hardy and the Intercontinental Championship? I heard 'Coach' say that Jeff Hardy, despite the two separate concussions he's suffered in the past week, despite the fact that last night we saw him leave the Royal Rumble on a stretcher, Jeff Hardy WILL have his rematch next week, and if he can't compete, then Jeff loses his rematch opportunity.

Jim Ross: I think it's a damn disgrace if you ask me King. Jeff Hardy was ambushed by Rated-RKO last week, he suffered a con-chair-to, he was spike DDT'd into a steel chair during his match last night, Jeff Hardy, from what we understand, is in no shape to compete right now. Infact folks, at the top of the show we said we'd try to get an update on the status of Jeff Hardy, from what I understand, this Friday night on Smackdown, Jeff's brother Matt will address the health of the former Intercontinental Champion.

Jerry Lawler: All our wishes are with Jeff right now, I hope it's good news we hear from Matt Hardy on Smackdown, and I hope Jeff can be here next Monday night to try and win back the Intercontinental Championship.

Jim Ross: Earlier tonight we determined the challengers to both the World Tag Team Championships and the Women's Championship, and King, as far as the Divas are concerned, it's gonna be a rematch from two weeks ago as Mickie James defends the gold against Victoria.

Jerry Lawler: Right, and two weeks ago, when Mickie James pinned Victoria, who can call it a fluke, you can call an upset, call it what you will, it was a major surprise in the way it happened. Victoria dominated the match only for Mickie to catch her in a victory roll for the victory. I dunno if Mickie's luck is gonna carry through to next week though.

Jim Ross: The World Tag Team Championships are also on the line, as the champions, Edge and Randy Orton, two thirds of Rated-RKO, defend the championships against the new team of Ric Flair and Carlito.

Jerry Lawler: Edge and Orton, both of those guys may be focusing on John Cena and a possible WWE Championship shot, but they better focus on Flair and Carlito. They may be a new team, but there's a lot of skill and talent in that team, and they won their very first match earlier tonight!

Jim Ross: And then of course, what will no doubt be the main event next week, John Cena will defend the WWE Championship, but as of right now, we don't know who Cena's opponent will be.

Jerry Lawler: So many names have been mentioned tonight as possible opponents. Will it be Edge? Randy Orton? Triple H? Shawn Michaels? Umaga? Could it be Shane McMahon himself? Could it even be Mr. McMahon? Who knows who it's gonna be?! But knowing Shane McMahon, it's gonna be a big time match, and I don't think John Cena's gonna like it.

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT (RATED-R REMIX)...*​

A barrage of boos welcomes Rated-RKO back into the arena, as Edge, Randy Orton and Kenny Dykstra arrogantly strut down to the ring, for now a collective unit, all three men champions in their own rite...


Jim Ross: It's time for our main event folks. Here comes Rated-RKO, they will be the opponents of John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H, and-

Jerry Lawler: (Interrupting) Now wait a second J.R., we don't know if Triple H is gonna be here. Both John Cena and Shawn Michaels went lookin' for 'The Game' earlier and they couldn't find him.

Jim Ross: Well... you've got a point there 'King'. Join us after this commercial folks, and we'll find out whether or not Triple H joins John Cena and Shawn Michaels to take on Edge, Randy Orton and Kenny Dykstra.

*Commercial*​

When we return, the Rated-RKO trio are set in the ring, waiting patiently for the arrival of their opponents...

*MY TIME IS NOW...*​

The arena explodes with its usual mixed response as the WWE Champion John Cena makes his entrance. Tonight though it's not the usual jovial, confident Cena we see, instead 'The Champ' lets out a big sigh before he salutes and walks down the ramp, stopping at the bottom of the ramp instead of getting into the ring...


Jerry Lawler: You gotta admit J.R., Cena does not look confident right now.

Jim Ross; Absolutely not. John Cena has no idea what to expect from Shawn Michaels or Triple H tonight. That can't be good goin' into a match where those two men are supposed to be your partner.

In the ring Edge taunts and goads Cena to enter the ring, but Cena remains on the outside, nervously looking up the ramp until he hears...

*SEXY BOY...*

A relieved Cena smiles and nods his head as he turns to see Shawn Michaels step out, with 'HBK' dropping to his knees in prayer, opening his arms to set off his pyro display...


Jim Ross: It's been quite the 24 hours for Shawn Michaels. Last night, it was a vintage 'HBK' performance as Michaels made it all the way to the final four of the Royal Rumble, only to be eliminated by Triple H. Tonight, Michaels tried to clear the air with 'The Game' only to be interrupted by Rated-RKO.

Jerry Lawler: And right now we don't even know if Triple H is going to be in the same corner as Cena and Michaels!

Michaels makes it to the bottom of the ramp and shares a nod with Cena, as both men make their entrance to the ring. Rated-RKO is all smiles, especially Edge, the 2007 Royal Rumble winner taunting the pair infront of him for their lack of numbers right now.

HBK's music dies down and there's several moments of silence, unnerving both Cena and Michaels. Cena turns to Michaels, looking for some semblance of hope... but the silence continues, much to the disappointment of both men.

......
...

Until...


”BEHOLD THE KING... THE KING OF KINGS..."

*THE GAME...*​

The arena erupts once more as Triple H slowly emerges from the back, taking his time to join Michaels and Cena. On the apron, 'The Game' blasts out his water, before stepping through the ropes. There are no pleasantries exchanged however, as 'The Game' is all business, wanting to get the match under way.

Main Event: Six Man Tag Team Match
WWE Champion John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H vs. Rated-RKO

On the apron there is a visible uneasiness between Cena and Triple H as Shawn Michaels gets ready to start the match, while Kenny Dykstra is ready to go for Rated-RKO. A collar-and-elbow tie-up allows Dykstra to force HBK to the corner, where the new Intercontinental Champion unloads with a series of rights and lefts to the midsection. Encouraged, Dykstra opens his arms to the crowd, shouting “What d’ya think of that?!” to a round of boos... only for Michaels to grab Dykstra and toss him to the corner, unloading with stinging chops to the chest. Dykstra staggers from the corner and swings a right hand, which Michaels ducks and replies with an atomic drop, before another big chop knocks Kenny down.

Cena gets the tag, and he rocks Dykstra with stiff rights, following this by smashing Kenny face first into the top turnbuckle. Dykstra manages to reverses an Irish whip, but Cena ducks a clothesline and keeps running, flying with the shoulderblock to knock Kenny down before hooking the leg for an early 2 count. After kicking out, Dykstra scrambles for his corner, tagging Orton who cautiously steps through the ropes. Orton and Cena lock up, with Orton working into the side headlock, only for Cena to send him off the ropes... but Orton bowls Cena over with a shoulderblock. Edge quickly tags in, and he tags Cena with stiff right hands in the corner, but when he tries to send Cena across the ring, Cena reverses, seeing Edge hit the corner hard and staggering straight into a fisherman’s suplex, getting Cena a 2 count.

Cena then rather forcibly slaps the hand of Triple H, bringing ‘The Game’ into the match for the first time. Triple H steps through the ropes, but Edge sees him coming, immediately retreating to his own corner to tag in Dykstra, with the 2007 Royal Rumble wanting no part of ‘The Game’. Dykstra enters and is immediately on the back foot as Trips hammers him with right hand after right hand, knocking Kenny down with a high knee to the face. ‘The Game’ then looks to come off the ropes, only for Edge to drive a knee into his back, prompting Triple H to turn around and hammer both Edge and Orton with right hands that knock them off of the apron, but when he turns back to the ring Dykstra is waiting... to rattle ‘The Game’ with a textbook dropkick. Dykstra then turns and gets in the faces of Cena and Michaels, drawing both into the ring but more importantly drawing the ref to that corner, allowing Edge and Orton to slide in and hammer Triple H with boots behind the referee’s back, and it’s on the mugging of ‘The Game’ that we fade into the final commercial of the evening.

*Commercial*​

We return with Rated-RKO fully in control, Triple H still down on the mat as Randy Orton repeatedly drives his knee into the throat of ‘The Game’. The trio work well to dominate this period of the match, doing a great job of keeping Triple H away from his partners and using plenty of cheap tactics to punish ‘The Game’, usually behind the back of the referee. Edge is in the ring, thinking he’s in control, only for Trips to stun him with a sudden flurry of right hands and then a big running clothesline that knocks Edge down. Slowly Triple H crawls for his corner, only for Dykstra to spring in and drag Triple H back towards Rated-RKO territory. Naturally this draws Cena into the ring to protest, but on the apron Michaels doesn’t move, a point Lawler is quick to highlight on commentary. Once again the ref is oblivious as Orton and Dykstra hammer Trips with boots and knees, allowing Edge a chance to recover and regain control before the ref turns around.

Now it’s Orton who punishes Triple H, snapping Trips with the inverted headlock backbreaker and following with the Orton stomp before wrenching on a chinlock. Orton applies pressure and keeps the hold locked on for an age, but the crowd rallies behind ‘The Game’, and soon Trips struggles back to his feet, firing elbows to the midsection and coming off the ropes... Edge ducks looking for a back body drop, but Triple H stops his momentum... and hits the facebreaker knee smash!

Both men go down, and Triple H crawls to his corner... to tag in John Cena! Cena flies into the ring to hammer Edge, then Orton, and finally Kenny with clotheslines, before taking Orton up and down with the killswitch. Dykstra is back on his feet too, but Cena flies at him with shoulderblocks, leaving Dykstra in perfect position as Cena comes off the ropes... five knuckle shuffle... SPEAR!! Out of nowhere Edge connects with the spear, leaving Cena in a heap... but here comes Michaels! HBK flies at Edge, taking him down with the flying forearm, before kipping up and going to the corner, where he wastes no time in tuning up the band. Michaels waits for Edge to rise, before he makes his move... but Edge ducks... with Triple H standing behind him... and ‘The Game’ tastes SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!

The crowd is stunned as Michaels nails Triple H... by accident... again? But before much can be discussed by the announcers, Orton springs to life... RKO!! Michaels suffers a devastating RKO, and Orton now hooks the leg... 1... 2... Cena dives to make the save! Cena but instantly he’s subjected to a three on one beatdown, as with both his partners down there’s nothing stopping Rated-RKO from hammering the champ. With both Michaels and Triple H down outside the ring (on opposite sides though) there’s no one left to save Cena. With confidence running high, Edge crouches to the corner, wanting Dykstra and Orton to hold Cena in place for a spear. Edge waits as Orton and Kenny drag Cena into position... here comes Edge... but Cena fires an elbow into Kenny’s face, and launches Orton towards Edge... SPEAR TO ORTON!!! The crowd erupts as Edge... accidently?... spears his fellow tag team champion! Stunned, Edge can only stare at the fallen Orton, but Cena is alive to the situation, grabbing Edge and hoisting him up... FU!! Cena takes advantage to plant Edge with the FU, but here comes Kenny, swinging a right hand... Cena ducks, wrenching the arm... into the STFU!!! The crowd is alive as Cena pulls back on Dykstra, with young Kenny desperately clawing for the ropes... but he can’t make it... and he has no option but to tap out!!

Winners: John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H @ 15.03

Dykstra continues to tap until Cena mercifully releases the submission hold, rolling away from Dykstra before returning to his feet to have his hand raised by the ref. Shawn Michaels is first to return to the ring, a furious look on his face despite his team gaining the win. Cena audibly asks HBK “What the hell was that?!” to which Michaels can only reply “I didn’t mean it.”...


Jerry Lawler: They did it J.R.! I dunno how, but somehow John Cena, Triple H and Shawn Michaels managed to see off Rated-RKO!

Jim Ross: But what about what happened between Michaels and Triple H? HBK, he caught ‘The Game’ with an accidental Sweet Chi-

Jerry Lawler: Aw enough of that J.R.! That was no accident.

Jim Ross: Aw c’mon King! Michaels was lookin’ for Edge, everybody saw it!

As King and J.R. continue to argue, there’s mayhem all around. Having recovered, Orton confronts Edge about the spear he suffered, while Dykstra hobbles up the ramp behind them, trying to calm his partners down...


“Rated-RKO is falling apart at the seams!”


The debate between Cena and Michaels continues... and now Triple H is back in the ring! Furious, ‘The Game’ confronts Michaels, getting in his ‘former’ best friends face, the two going nose to nose, all kinds of shouting between the two, with Cena trying to play peace maker, but it’s clearly no use...


“Triple H and Michaels are close to breaking point!”


And just when it seems it can’t get anymore chaotic...

*HERE COMES THE MONEY...*​

Among the boos the crowd tingles with anticipation as Shane McMahon steps out onto the stage, Edge, Orton and Kenny stopping in their tracks half way up the ramp, while in the ring Cena, Michaels and Triple H all stop dead, staring up at the stage. McMahon smiles as he looks down at Cena, ruefully shaking his head...


Shane McMahon: God... you did it! I dunno know why, but somehow you did it. You three managed to... SOMEHOW... beat Rated-RKO. Bravo!

McMahon breaks out with a fake round of applause...

Shane McMahon: Helluva job guys! I mean really! Well Cena... I'm a man of my word. I said I'd announce your opponent for next week's Raw: Night Of Champions tonight, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Now, you three...

Shane points at Edge, Orton and Dykstra, who all look on expectantly...

Shane McMahon: After watchin' you guys go to work there, I gotta admit... you didn't really impress me. So you three, you guys just focus on defending the titles you have next week, 'cos you're not gonna get a chance to add to that gold.

Furious, Edge turns and starts pointing blame at Orton and Dykstra, who naturally turn around and blame Edge and each other...

Shane McMahon: But you wanna know what did impress me? The way you battled through adversity tonight John.

Shane now turns his attentions to the three men in the ring...

Shane McMahon: I mean, really, that was impressive. So impressive... that I wanna see just how far you can be pushed. So next week, live on Raw: Night Of Champions... it's gonna be the WWE Champions John Cena...

Mixed reaction, but mainly cheers...

Shane McMahon: Defending his championship against...

The crowd buzzes, feeling they have it worked out...

Shane McMahon: Shawn Michaels AND Triple H!

A loud mixed reaction fills the arena, as Shane lets his announcement sink in...

Shane McMahon: Have a great week John! I know I can't wait for next Monday night!

*HERE COMES THE MONEY...*​

An arrogant smile crosses Shane's face as he stares into the ring, seeing both Michaels and Triple H staring at Cena, the WWE Champion now with a massive target on his back...


Jerry Lawler: Oh my God J.R.! Can you believe that? Next week, live, it's John Cena against both Shawn Michaels and Triple H for the WWE Championship!

Jim Ross: What a powder keg of emotions that's gonna be! The tension between the three men in the ring could be about to explode next week! What's going to happen at Raw: Night Of Champions?! We'll see you next week folks.

The camera continues to switch between shots of Cena, Triple H and Michaels, three partners... now three opponents, the tension between the trio at breaking point, the friendship on the brink, the vulnerable champion, as we fade... to... black.

*End Show*​




Current Card for WWE SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT :
Date: March 3rd 2007

Location: Madison Square Garden; New York, New York


NO MATCHES ANNOUNCED YET
 
#61 ·
RAW Feedback​

Nice way to start things off with the Rumble recap to remind us of all the major happenings, along with some good commentary, hyping both last night, tonight and next week’s Night of Champions all really well.

Michaels starting off the show was certainly unexpected, but I can’t really say that I think that’s a bad thing. Honestly, I’m a little caught off guard by Michaels addressing the situation with Triple H now, but I like Michaels making it seem like it needed acknowledgement after the Rumble the previous night, making it seem like a major deal. Michaels was pretty much spot on from the beginning too with the way he spoke about himself, so kudos on that. The juxtaposition you created between Michaels and Tripper was well done too, with Michaels happy to acknowledge his mistake because of his friendship with Tripper, while Michaels doesn’t understand where Tripper’s at by refusing the handshake. It’s not something you see too often in BTB with genuine human emotions, so it made it all the more pleasing to see the way you wrote this and conveyed Michaels’ confusion. The way Michaels talked about DX and what they came together for was pretty good before the interruption from Rated-RKO. An interesting note was the almost despondent nature of Orton during the Rated-RKO entrance, which, again, was a nice way to show the very human emotions of the superstars. Edge was good in the way he immediately went egotistical, talking himself up while putting Shawn down for not deserving to open up the show like he did. The way Edge talked about the new Shawn Michaels as opposed to what he is now is very interesting too. It almost seems that by bringing this forth, you’re giving a window for Shawn to turn heel with reasons now clear should he be the one to turn. Triple H is still the more obvious choice, but you’re leaving it open, which is good. Edge saying that people wanted to hear from him was a really nice heel tactic too because people obviously don’t want to hear from Edge; it just goes to show how egotistical he can be while still keeping it perfectly in character to draw heat. Edge trying to drive Michaels from the ring with talk about DX being dead until Michaels snapped was good, and while the talk about the old Michaels being about him lasting in the Rumble was a little odd, the way it all led up to the Triple H entrance was done well. I thought it was a bit odd for Edge to mouth of when Triple H was intimidating, although I guess that’s just what he does. I was pleased to see you acknowledge that Shane would get cheered, going about getting his heat back well. McMahon acknowledging Kenny’s history in it all was a nice added touch, and I liked the way you went about Shane addressing the Cena situation, while also talking about the situation in the ring. The way you went about making the six man tag team match was good too, and with the added intrigue of the promise of Rated-RKO being rewarded if they win, that’s a good way to go about the ending the promo and setting up a good main event. Very nice way to start the show.

Pfft, as if Conway didn’t get to use his awesome music. ;) Nice little win for Punk here, keeping his momentum rolling along strong with a simple match. Basic booking but effective.

I thought the characterization of everyone involved here was good, and while this feud was never interesting, I guess pairing Punk with Kelly could make for storylines in the future. Knox, however, needs a gimmick reboot, perhaps as the new Dr. Death like WWE seemed to try to do at one stage. At this stage he just screams jobber, and that’s almost a backwards step for Punk, meaning this thing needs to be pretty quick.

Coach trying to do favours for his ‘boys’ Shelton and Charlie seems fine with him trying to set them up to win the World Tag Team Titles, or at least have a match for them, next week until the interruption, showing the type of heel that Coach is. The banter between Carlito and Coach was alright, although Flair interrupting Coach announcing the match next week seemed a little odd by sucking up to the crowd when it’s a backstage promo and he logically shouldn’t be speaking to them at all. Flair and Carlito declaring themselves ready for a title shot is odd too since I’m not sure if they’ve even teamed up before and that they only banded together to combat TWGTT. Going about making a match between these two like this seems a little questionable since it seemed much more personal earlier in the feud, but I guess it sets up a good match for later in the show. Carlito spitting apple on Coach was a nice way to finish the promo too after it was teased at earlier in the show. Addressing the Kennedy stuff, I’m not sure that the assault should be shaken off by Flair so easily, but I’m sure the feud will pick up as it progresses towards WrestleMania.

Pretty nice start to the match by having the three others attack the biggest threat in Victoria and then having the two faces working Maria. I thought you did a pretty good job of keeping the match as exciting as possible, and while Victoria was always going to win, I thought having just her entrance shown was maybe a little much to give it away. Still, a good divas match, especially with the talent you had to work with in Maria and Candice, who both suck.

Nice promo from Cena, showing some good respect to RVD and putting him over well, while also not just putting over the ability of Cena, but also his character of being a fighting champion by having him willing to take on all comers, whether it be RVD or whoever Shane chooses. Characterisation was very good too, with that right blend of goofiness and seriousness from Cena. Shane’s interruption was alright too, although I’m not so sure he really needed to point out the problems with Cena’s team for the main event. I personally think it should have been clear to Cena, even if wrestlers don’t always seem the brightest. Shane’s warning I guess plants it firmly in his mind though, so that’s a positive. Again, the characterisation of Shane was very good too. Nice promo.

Hopefully you don’t take too long to get to ‘Mania, because it has the feeling that it’ll be an amazing event with many possibilities for matches.

I don’t mind Van Dam making the challenge to Lashley because it continues the little bits of animosity you’ve had between them, even if the feud hasn’t completely been set alight yet. The intrigue there is still great and a match next week would be good. I thought Van Dam turned from wanting a bit more of a friendly chat to attacking Lashley personally was done a bit quickly, but with that said, the passion with which RVD spoke about wanting the ECW Title and what it means was good, and although he turned back to nice a bit oddly at the end, it should make for a heck of a match should Lashley accept.

Good to see the highlights of Kennedy/Flair from the Rumble to keep it in mind. Hopefully we’ll hear from Kennedy on SmackDown!.

Nice basic tag match here, using the normal formula effectively. Everything progressed nicely with the match kept exciting throughout, especially with the back suplex spot from the second rope to get the tag from Carlito to Flair, and the ending allows for this feud to continue, while ‘Lito and Flair probably get to pick up the gold next week. Solid booking all-round here.

Interesting segment here. I thought you did a good job of showing the frustration of Nitro and Melina, especially with the way you had it take a bit to tip Nitro over the edge. Masters approaching Nitro and seemingly coming onto Melina was interesting, with the way he went about it again being pretty good. Personally I quite like the idea of these two forming a team, so if they do eventually do it, as you’d assume, then I’d be very happy. Very natural feeling segment that I thought came off well.

I don’t mind you having The Hart Legacy come in to strengthen the tag division. I quite like The Hart Legacy name too, even if it’s just a slight modification.

Very nicely done promo here, characterising the frustration of both men with Triple H well and really showing how much this whole situation has been getting to Shawn Michaels. The doubt left in Cena at the end was good too, really bringing about some big interest in the main event.

I have mixed feelings about such a big match being just on a regular edition of RAW nestled away in the midcard, because if you would think of people with potential to end the streak on RAW right now, Lashley would be a big chance. Still, it’s good to see you following up on the Rumble and keeping Lashley’s options for a ‘Mania feud wide open. The match itself started off well with it seeming like a classic big man vs. big man match, while it progressed well at a slow pace. I thought you did a really good job of protecting Lashley in this loss by having him give everything to ‘Mags, while Umaga continues to look great by winning clean. Good match.

Estrada making the emphatic statement that Umaga’s going to take his shot that he deserves is good, while Van Dam running in to ward Umaga off to set up the match between Lashley and Van Dam for the title next week was good.

As I said before, this WrestleMania is one of, if not THE most exciting looming event coming in BTB, so I’m really looking forward to it. Very nice hype job for next week’s RAW: Night of Champions too, along with the promo from Matt about Jeff this week on SmackDown!.

Nice little tease at whether or not Tripper would show pre-match. The early parts of the match were done well with the uneasiness between Tripper and Cena and Cena forcefully tagging Triple H in. I have to say that I loved the way Kenny was able to at least hang with the big boys in the beginning too, really putting him over strong. The finish was really nice too with an exciting chain of moves, including Michaels seemingly nailing Tripper accidentally and Edge much the same with Orton. Cena getting the win over Dykstra makes sense in the end, bringing intrigue to the title situation at the conclusion of the match, while Cena continues to look good as he should as champion.

Very nice announcement from Shane to close the show, adding a great WWE Title match to next week’s card. Big announcement to close a big show. Good stuff.


Honestly, after reading this I really think it’s your best weekly show to date. Your promos and grasp of the characters are improving every week, and the match writing was once again good. The characters continue to evolve well, and really, you’ve got me excited as you head towards WrestleMania. There’s a lot of possible matches with nothing quite sure yet, so it’s certainly got that big feel to it. I’m really looking forward to seeing how things continue to shape, because right now they’re looking great. Looking forward to SmackDown! now and RAW: Night of Champions.
 
#62 ·
Raw Feedback​

Firstly, I just wanted to apologize for taking so long to get in here. I’ve been lazy, and haven’t been writing feedback in general for awhile now, so if things are a little off, feel free to let me know. Anyway, a nice opening video package to open things up, letting me know exactly what took place at the Rumble. Regarding Smackdown events, I like Test being given a fair go against Benoit, I always liked him, whilst Finlay being in the World Heavyweight Title picture is epic, keep him around there please. I despise Jeff Hardy, so good to see you giving a young, cocky superstar like Kenny Dykstra the title, hopefully he can run with it. Cena was still superman at this time, so hopefully he’s doing something interesting, and Edge winning the Rumble is rather sexy. These were all just things that popped into my head immediately; I’ll elaborate further on things once I get into the show properly.

By the way, a really small thing regarding Edge winning the Rumble, the commentators said Edge would be in one of the two main events. Whether I give feedback for the event or not, the winner of the Rumble must be in THE main event of WrestleMania.

Opening the show with Shawn Michaels was a pretty good decision, imo, simply because he’s involved in a very interesting scenario with Triple H. I thought you had Michaels on song from the get go. I really enjoyed the way you mentioned how he has changed since back in his attitude era days, which were awesome, but that’s another topic for another day. The idea of Michaels hitting Triple H with a steel chair is okay, but if this leads to yet another rehashed Michaels/Triple H feud, I’m not sure I’d be too into it. I guess I can accept you playing a little on Michaels’ tendency to turn on partners to, as they hadn’t really done that angle with Cena in real life yet. The only line in this promo I had a real issue with was the whole Michaels is booing his own actions, just sounded really cheesy, and kind of ruined the situation for me, tbh. HBK being interrupted by Edge and Orton was unexpected, although I believe it makes sense, considering Edge won the Rumble, and should have time to brag. I’m not too sure Orton would accompany him to the ring though; wouldn’t he be a little jealous right about now? Edge, much like Michaels, was spot on. Everything he said sounded like Edge, he was his usual egomaniac self, and he managed to throw in the insults regarding Michaels as well. I wasn’t too sure about Michaels claiming that he brought back the old HBK for the Royal Rumble last night, simply because he still lost, and his back to his 2007 ways in this promo. If Michaels did indeed bring back the old HBK, he would have to stay that way, otherwise it would seem rather pointless. Triple H coming to save Michaels was alright, although a DX reunion is not really something I’m interested in. Is this the first appearance from Shane O Mac in this thread? It sounded like it may be, and tbh, I quite liked his part of the promo. I think maybe the Cena situation could have been mentioned a little later in the night though, as mentioning it right now kind of took away from the awesome situation we had in the ring. I loved McMahon’s explanation of why Triple H was really out to the ring, and Hunter agreeing, it means no DX. Anyway, the promo in general was pretty good, bar a few tiny problems, and you’ve now set up a pretty good main event for the night, good start.

After an impressive performance at the Royal Rumble, a nice squash win over Conway is the perfect way to keep Punk’s momentum rolling. At this stage, I could see him being a valuable asset to your MITB match. Regarding Conway, I understand he is being a jobber and what not, and this probably won’t happen, but I’d mark if you gave him some mic time, and actually tried to develop his ‘just look at me’ gimmick.

Mike Knox being all angry at Kelly is to be expected, as is Kelly telling him to leave her alone. Whilst I hate Knox, I believe this angle needs to be finished, so just have Punk squash Knox already. I don’t think Kelly would really suit Punk though, as despite the SES, I think Punk operates best alone.

With The Coach remaining as some sort of authority figure, I believe it should have been him who came out earlier and made the main event, leaving Shane O to address Cena later on. It would have made the Cena situation, and the opening promo one seem much bigger if they were worked separately. I liked The Coach sucking up to the WGTT, but I think you wrote Carlito rather well in this meeting as well. ‘Lito and Flair luring WGTT into a match to see who faces the champions is clever as well, giving us another great match for tonight. I have an issue with Flair not pursuing Kennedy though; it makes him seem really bitchy to barely even mention him and to set his sights on tag team gold instead. Even if Flair goes at KK in the future, by then they would have lost some heat.

Mickie James as the referee for the number one contendership was nice, as it allowed you to display her reluctance to face Victoria again. With Mickie being the face (I think this is correct), you’d expect her to be a little less scared, tbh. Anyway, a dominating Victoria owns, no matter how many times I’ve seen it, so a match between her and Mickie shall own.

The John Cena interview was okay. Discussing who would be his next challengers for the gold was to be expected, although I didn’t like the joke you threw in. I know it’s what Cena did back then, but I don’t know, it just felt a little to forced for my liking. Whereas later on, I loved the crack about the Posse, I thought that was good stuff, and should have been the only joke between the two. Shane O basically being a smart ass was done pretty good as well, adding some tension between the two, but once again, I feel as if Shane deserved an in ring segment, in which his return could have been executed better.

Whilst I understand Bobby Lashley has no personality whatsoever, I felt as if his little retorts at Van Dam throughout this made him seem a little heel like. RVD, on the other hand, who is somebody a lot of people hate to write, you pulled it off pretty well. Whilst maybe it lacked some dude’s and man’s, his passionate speech about the old ECW ways was terrific.

This tag match certainly delivered, with the match writing being pretty good throughout. Ric Flair and Carlito getting the win kind of disappointed me a little, simply because I mark for the WGTT, and it probably means that Flair won’t be gunning for Kennedy any time soon. I’m not sure what you will do with the WGTT from here, but they just have to feature prominently in your tag division, because once Edge and Orton break up, there won’t be much left.

Melina and Nitro’s bickering was pretty good, although I would have liked Nitro to bight back less, and just have Melina chew him out. It just always seemed as if that’s the way their relationship went. It’s funny that I just mentioned how tag division could be lacking soon, and now you’re preparing to make a new team. Nitro and Masters will be different, but I think they could work as a part two of a flashy MNM, being as how Masters is ‘The Masterpiece’ and all.

The Hart Legacy coming to Raw is awesome. Don’t rush them in for ‘Mania though.

It was a rather weird confrontation between John Cena and Shawn Michaels, I really didn’t know what to think. I understand the awkwardness was supposed to be there, although it really felt awkward to read. I’m not sure if this is because you did a great job with this, or a job not great enough. I know it sounds stupid, but I’m 50/50 on this one.

Lashley/Umaga was yet another good contest, showing that you’ve really got some strong rosters, which you’re willing to utilize. I mark for Umaga, so I’m rather pleased he came out on top, although he doesn’t seem as if he’s really doing anything, so hopefully that changes soon.

AAE’s promo afterward was short and sweet, making me excited for a brutal Umaga in this thread. RVD saving Lashley, and then getting the match up for next week was a nice touch as well.

The main event was rather nice as well, with your match writing continuing to impress me. One thing I really liked was Shawn Michaels taking out Triple H once again; it just adds so much more tension to the situation. Edge Spearing Orton means they are on the rocks to, which will be good for Carlito and Flair, imo. I think it will be good for your division in general as well, as Orton and Edge focused on other stuff, whilst holding the tag titles kind of belittles them. All the drama after the match was nice, and the triple threat match for next week should be off the freaking charts.

Overall, I was rather impressed with what I read. You seem to have a very clear indication of where things are going, and your match writing, and promo writing (despite the odd line here and there) made the show a delight to read. I also think the execution of the McMahon thing could have been done a little better also. One last thing, your ‘Mania card is certainly not set by any means, and usually by now, people are planting the seeds for things. I don’t know if you already have, and as a reader I just can’t tell yet, but I must implore that if you haven’t, you get things moving, as to allow adequate build for the biggest event of the year. Anyway, a pretty good show, definitely something to make me want to check out SD and read Raw next week, good stuff.
 
#63 ·
I cant offer you any type of feedback other than to say that i have thoroughly enjoyed reading this btb. This is the first btb that i have read and it is utterly amazing to me.. Today is my day off from work and i have spent my free time reading and enjoying your work. i am definitely hooked to the storylines and cant wait for your storylines to progress. Keep up the good work, and i will be eagerly awaiting your next episode.
 
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#64 · (Edited)
~Friday Night Smackdown~
February 2nd, 2007
Houston, Texas




Friday Night Smackdown emanates from Houston, Texas with the fallout from the Royal Rumble still eminent as one of 2006's most brutal rivalries is scheduled to be settled once and for all.

Since being set on fire during an Inferno Match back at Armageddon, MVP has been off our screens, plotting revenge on the man who subjected him to second degree burns, namely Kane. After returning to Smackdown last Friday night with a sickening assault of 'The Big Red Machine', MVP then put up a credible performance in the Royal Rumble Match... only to be eliminated by Kane! Tonight, the two meet to finally settle the score once and for all... in a Last Man Standing Match! Kane and MVP are set to batter themselves senseless until one of them can't answer a ten count, in what is sure to a brutal encounter that finally puts their rivalry to bed.

The fallout of the Rumble continues as the four men involved in the two Smackdown title matches, Batista, Finlay, Chris Benoit and Test meet in tag team action. After defeating Finlay to retain his title, 'The Animal' will be out to score another win over Finlay, who will no doubt be eager for a win of his own to prove his worthiness of a rematch with Batista. And after coming so close to victory last night, Test will be determined to prove he still deserves to be mentioned in the hunt for the United States Championship.

Last week, after weeks of taunting the WWE Tag Team Champions, Maryse unveiled the team she hopes to lead to championship gold, namely the returning La Resistance. Dupree and Grenier made a big impact on their re-debut, assaulting Kendrick and London after they had just survived a tough match with The Extremists. Tonight, La Resistance and The Extremists will meet in tag team action, a match that will no doubt have the attention of both The Hooligans and The Bluebloods, who had an ominous warning for the extreme trio last week.

Also tonight, after a brilliant performance in the Royal Rumble match, The Undertaker is scheduled to compete, with King Booker a keen viewer, Shannon Moore and Chavo Guerrero will meet in cruiserweight action, Matt Hardy addresses the health status of his brother Jeff and his own performance during the Rumble, while 'The Green Bay Loudmouth' Mr. Kennedy will no doubt have a few words to say after his vicious assault of Ric Flair during the Rumble, an assault that Flair refused to discuss on Monday Night Raw.

Confirmed Matches:

Last Man Standing Match: Kane vs. Montel Vontavious Porter
Batista and Chris Benoit vs. Finlay and Test

The Extremists vs. La Resistance
Chavo Guerrero vs. Shannon Moore
The Undertaker will be in action!
 
#65 ·
Very good looking show here tonight with some of your storylines looking set to continue on well. I'm not so sure what your plans are for both of your single heavyweight titles, but the tag match looks nice, as does the rest of the card. A Last Man Standing Match is a good way to end the issues between MVP and Kane, while La Resistance, The Undertaker and the cruiserweights in action should all be good.

Looking forward to it my man.
 
#66 ·
~Friday Night Smackdown~
February 2nd, 2007
Houston, Texas



"You are nothin' but a loser. A wannabe, no... you're a never-was."



Much like Raw, we start the broadcast with a highlights package of the Royal Rumble. The video briefly focuses on the Raw side of things, with Kenny Dykstra's defeat of Jeff Hardy and John Cena retaining the WWE Championship over Rob Van Dam featured. More attention is paid to the Smackdown side of the event, in particular Chris Benoit's victory against Test and the battle for the World Heavyweight Championship which saw Batista overcome injury to see off Finlay. The package finishes with highlights of the Royal Rumble Match, with particular attention paid to the strong performances of Mr. Kennedy, Bobby Lashley, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Also included is the brutal assault of Ric Flair by Mr. Kennedy after Flair eliminated him, the attack of Umaga on Bobby Lashley and the dramatic ending, in which Triple H eliminated Shawn Michaels, only to later be eliminated by The Undertaker, who seconds later is also eliminated last by Edge, who stares at the Wrestlemania XXIII banner hanging from the rafters as the package ends.

The usual Smackdown intro video plays before we head into the arena for the pyro display, and as the camera spins around the crowd and then settles at the announce desk, we hear from Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield...


Michael Cole: Five days ago, we witnessed a Royal Rumble of epic proportions, but ultimately it was a Raw superstar who stood tall when it was all said and done. Tonight on Friday Night Smackdown, we look forward to No Way Out and Wrestlemania, but the big question is will Edge choose to face Raw's WWE Champion or our very own World Heavyweight Champion, Batista? Hello everyone, I'm Michael Cole, alongside me as always is my broadcast partner John Bradshaw Layfield, and JBL, who do you think Edge is gonna choose to face at Wrestlemania?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Well if Edge has any guts, any cohunes, then he'll step up and face the World Heavyweight Champion, here on the A-Show, Smackdown! But speakin' of the World Heavyweight Championship, I think it's a disgrace that Finlay ain't got the gold around his waist right now! Finlay was robbed last Sunday night, and I blame Teddy Long for lettin' it happen!

Michael Cole: I assume you're talkin' about the ending of the match between Batista and Finlay, where after weeks of assaults from Finlay and that shillelagh of his, 'The Animal' gave Finlay a taste of his own medicine.

John Bradshaw Layfield: You know damn well that's what I'm talkin' about! The ref may not of saw it, but I did, and I want Teddy Long to do somethin' about it. A rematch, a suspension, hell, strip Batista of the title! But somethin' has gotta be done about it.

Michael Cole: Well folks, Batista and Finlay will indeed meet again in the ring tonight, but in tag team action as Batista and Chris Benoit team up to face Finlay and Test. Also tonight, after returning to the WWE last week, La Resistance are in action against The Extremists, and after his incredible performance in the Royal Rumble match, The Undertaker will also be in action tonight!

”ONE... TWO... YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKIN’...”

*I’M COMIN’...*


Michael Cole: But folks what a huge match we're kickin’ things off with. After making his return to Smackdown last week, MVP assaulted Kane, only to be eliminated by 'The Big Red Machine' during the Royal Rumble match. Tonight, once and for all, Kane and MVP settle their differences in a last man standing match!

For the first time in 2007, the inflatable tunnel is set up, and soon out bursts Montel Vontavious Porter, sunglasses on and bling hanging from his neck. MVP slaps the ground and posses, setting off a burst of pyro before he swaggers his way down the aisle...

Michael Cole: Well it was certainly an interesting way 2006 ended for MVP, as he was literally set on fire by Kane at Armageddon during the Inferno Match the two had. But last week, MVP returned with a bang, smashing Kane with a sickening steel chair shot to the skull.

John Bradshaw Layfield: And if you ask me, Kane's lucky that's all MVP did to him last week. But Lady Luck ain't gonna be shining on Kane tonight, MVP is out for revenge, and he's gonna get it tonight.

MVP climbs the steps and enters the rings, running the ropes, getting used to his surroundings. Removing his sunglasses, MVP launches them over the top rope into the crowd, but the camera is right there to spot him placing his diamond necklace in the corner, nestling it under the bottom turnbuckle. Soon MVP begins to bounce in the ring, anxiously awaiting...

*SLOW CHEMICAL...*

The crowd rings out with a good cheer as Kane marches down the aisle, not wasting any time in getting to the ring...


Michael Cole: I'm not so sure about that partner. Kane is one of the most sadistic superstars in WWE history. After MVP busted Kane open last week, you don't think 'The Big Red Machine' isn't going to enjoy having MVP one on one in what is essentially a no holds barred situation?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Listen, I know Kane is a sick, demented, twisted monster, but MVP is fuelled by a hunger, a desire to cause Kane pain. Nine times outta ten, I'd agree with you that anybody who steps into a last man standing match with Kane should be scared, but not tonight. Not MVP.

Kane strides up the steps, but as he lowers his head to go through the ropes, MVP hammers him, and the match is on!

Match 1: Last Man Standing Match
Kane
vs. Montel Vontavious Porter

And as he smacks Kane with a flurry of rights and lefts, MVP knocks Kane back through the ropes to the floor below, the match barely making it into the ring before it spills outside. MVP is quickly on Kane, aiming vicious kicks to the gut and head before dragging Kane back up and sending him crashing shoulder first into the steel steps, sending the top half of the flying. MVP shouts at Kane to get up, but when he does ‘The Big Red Machine’ strikes with one of his trademark shots to the throat, allowing him to scoop MVP up onto his shoulders. Kane then charges towards the ring post, looking to lawndart MVP in the steel... but MVP drops down the back... and pushes Kane shoulder first into the ring post! Kane hits the post hard and slumps to the floor, prompting MVP to tell the ref to count.

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...”

It’s still fair too early as Kane uses the ring to pull himself to his feet, but MVP is right back on him, aiming boots to the shoulder before rolling Kane under the bottom rope. With Kane’s head propped against the bottom turnbuckle, MVP drives his boot into the throat of Kane, trying to choke ‘The Big Red Machine’ out, with the ref powerless to stop him. MVP finally removes his boot, leaving Kane choking and sputtering, but there’s no chance to catch a breath as MVP pulls him up, going for an Irish whip across the ring... but Kane reverses... and follows in for a big clothesline in the corner! Kane finally scores some offence, and he follows this by backing off to charge in for another clothesline, and as MVP staggers out of the corner Kane is waiting to take him up and down with a sidewalk slam. As MVP is down, the ref begins a count, but Kane doesn’t waste any time, climbing to the top rope, waiting for MVP to rise... flying clothesline! Kane nails MVP, and the crowd cheers as Kane cocks his hand high in the air, waiting for MVP to stumble into his grasp... but MVP turns and sees the hand just in time, diving to the mat and rolling under the bottom rope to escape the chokeslam.

MVP stumbles around on the outside, trying to clear the cobwebs, but Kane gives him no chance to recover, as he too rolls under the bottom rope and takes the fight to MVP, rocking him with a shot to the throat that backs MVP up against the barricade. A shot to the midsection doubles MVP over, and as he slowly lifts his head back up, Kane is ready to strike... with a big boot that sends MVP over the barricade into the crowd! The audience cheers as they get an close up look at the action, with Kane stepping over the barricade to hammer MVP with more shots to the throat. Desperate to put some distance between himself and ‘The Big Red Machine’, MVP stumbles through the audience, pushing people aside as he begins to make his way up the stairs! Being a few steps ahead of Kane allows MVP to turn and aim a kick to Kane’s chest, but this only stops Kane momentarily, as he continues to stalk MVP all the way up the staircase.

Eventually the two reach the arena concourse, with security doing their best to keep fans at bay. MVP is battered around the arena, his face drilled into walls, doors, even a plastic trash can, before Kane finally scoops MVP up... and slams him down on the concrete floor!

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...6... 7...”

Somehow MVP makes it back to his feet, with Kane waiting to strike with another shot to the throat. The shot staggers MVP, sending him tumbling along the concourse, with MVP grabbing a fan (plant, obviously) and hurling him into Kane. Kane simply tosses the fan aside as a hot dog and a cup of Pepsi go flying. Putting a bit of distance between the two, MVP moves towards another plastic trash can, moving quickly to pick it up... only for Kane to kick it back in MVP’s face!

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...6... 7...”

Again MVP makes it back up, crawling towards another stairs entrance and using the handrail to pull himself to his feet. MVP then begins to head back down the stairs, with Kane in hot pursuit, grabbing MVP from behind and hurling him gut first into the metal handrail that runs up the middle of the staircase. MVP flails down the last remaining few steps, and with both men now back on flat concrete, Kane continues to strike with those trademark thrusts to the throat. Kane then grabs a hold of MVP, running and launching him over the barricade back into the ringside area. Kane takes his time to step over the barricade, and this gives MVP a chance to attack, hitting a clothesline as Kane straddles the barricade, giving Kane a painful landing on the floor. Kane sits on the floor, his head against the barricade, and this is all the invitation MVP needs as he charges... and drills Kane with a kick to the skull! Kane’s head snaps back against the barricade with a sickening thud, with MVP demanding the referee count.

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...6... 7... 8...”

Kane somehow makes it back up, but MVP is in control now, hammering Kane back down to the floor with a flurry of kicks to the midsection. MVP then walks over to the timekeeper’s desk, shoving Tony Chimel aside to grab a steel chair. Kane is shoved back into the ring, and MVP slides under the bottom rope, holding the chair high in the air, motioning for Kane to get back up. Kane reaches up for the top rope, pulling himself to his feet... only for MVP to drill him with the steel chair! A sickening, unprotected skull shot sees Kane slump back down to the mat. Feeling months of pent up aggression build, MVP looks down at Kane... and then unloads with multiple chair shots to the shoulder! Kane cries out in anger, each shot leader to louder cries of pain. The referee waits for MVP to finish before starting his count.

“1... 2... 3... 4...”

MVP stops the count by pushing the ref out of the way. No one can understand why, until MVP says “I’m not finished with him yet!”. Feeling he has Kane down for as long as he wants, MVP begins to taunt ‘The Big Red Machine’, arrogantly rubbing his boot in Kane’s face before turning to soak up the boos of the crowd. MVP’s confidence grows as he turns to come off the ropes, performing a few theatrics... and going for the ballin’ elbow... but Kane sits up! Before MVP can drop the elbow, Kane’s head rises from the mat... only for MVP to reach down and grab the chair... and drill Kane square in the face! Kane is down and out, and again the ref counts.

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...”

MVP again breaks the count by diving down to the mat, hammering Kane on the forehead with a flurry of right hands. Cole asks what MVP is doing, but it all becomes clear, as MVP has his diamond studded necklace wrapped around his fist!! Repeatedly drilling Kane’s skull soon sees Kane busted open, with blood covering MVP’s fist, jewellery and jumpsuit. Cole calls the act “sickening”, but MVP continues to attack, drawing more blood, before finally relenting, allowing the referee to count.

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...6... 7... 8...”

Kane sits up! The ref stops the count as Kane rises, leaving MVP with a stunned look on his face. MVP turns and reaches for the steel chair, swinging it at Kane... who punches it back in MVP’s face! The chair fires back, smacking MVP in the face, the force sending him rolling under the bottom rope to the outside. Kane, a crimson mess, steps through the ropes to the floor, grabbing MVP and smashing him face first off the announce desk. Kane then turns and grabs the steel steps that had previously been knocked loose, sliding them under the bottom rope into the ring! MVP is sent rolling in after them. The blood continues to flow from Kane’s forehead, but he presses on, positioning the steel steps in the middle of the ring. Kane soon pulls MVP to his feet, dragging him towards the steps. The crowd rises as Kane steps up the first step, pulling MVP with him, everyone knowing what’s coming next... chokeslam on the STEEL STEPS... NO!! Out of desperation, MVP kicks Kane in the balls, falling to the mat as Kane releases his grip. With Kane doubled over and still stood on the steps, MVP grabs the chair... and drills Kane across the spine! Kane cries in pain, standing up, allowing MVP to kick him in the midsection... and then hit the PLAYMAKER ON THE STEEL STEPS!! MVP crashes to the mat, but Kane hits nothing but cold, hard steel, prompting the referee to step in and count.

“1... 2... 3... 4... 5...6... 7...”

MVP drags himself to the ropes, pulling himself up to his feet, but the referee continues to count for Kane...

“8...”

Kane sits up! The crowd erupts as somehow Kane drags his head off the steel...

“9...”

But just as fast his head slumps back down again, the arena letting out a collective groan as MVP smiles at his fallen opponent...

“10!”

Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter @ 14:06

With the bell rung, MVP slumps to the mat, exhausted after the effort it took to finally put Kane away. Sitting up, a sick smile cross MVP's face as he stares deep into the camera, before returning to his feet and looking down at the fallen Kane...


Michael Cole: I'm not gonna lie to you JBL, that was just downright disturbing to watch. MVP crossed a line tonight and he-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interrupting) MVP CROSSED A LINE?! What about Kane settin' MVP on fire? That was OK?

Michael Cole: That happened in the process of Kane trying to win a match. MVP had the last man standing match won on several occasions, but he keep breakin’ the count to punish Kane.

John Bradshaw Layfield: And that's because Kane deserved it! All the anguish, the agony, the emotional trauma MVP suffered from, it all came out tonight. MVP vowed revenge, and tonight he got it. If you want somebody to blame for this situation, blame Teddy Long! He put MVP and Kane in this situation, and now you're just mad 'cause MVP made Kane pay the price!

Michael Cole: And there you go again with the Teddy Long bashing. We gotta go to commercial to give everybody a chance to cool off.

One last shot of the smiling MVP as he backs up the aisle, while in the ring Kane is still down as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

We return to the office of pissed looking Teddy Long, the Smackdown GM shat at his desk in mid-conversation on his desk phone...


Teddy Long: Uh huh... no listen playa, I've had enough of it... I want you to be here next Friday... listen playa, just make it happen and-

Suddenly the line goes dead, and we quickly see that a finger has pressed down on the button to end the call. Soon both the camera and Teddy Long tilt upwards, revealing that is was a furious looking Mr. Kennedy who ended Teddy's call prematurely. Dressed in dark jeans and a casual white shirt, Kennedy is clearly not dressed to compete tonight...

Teddy Long: Kennedy... whatcha' doin' playa? That was a very important phone call that you-

Mr. Kennedy: (Interrupting) Save it Teddy! I'm really not in the mood for any of your crap.

Teddy shrugs his shoulders in acceptance, rising to his feet to look Kennedy in the eye...

Teddy Long: A'ight playa. What are you in the mood for? What made you end my phone call like that? What do you want?

Kennedy smirks and shakes his head, loudly chewing a piece of gum as he chooses his words...

Mr. Kennedy: What do I... want? I want the man who embarrassed me last Sunday night at the Royal Rumble. I want the guy who pulled a cheap stunt to eliminate me from the Royal Rumble match. I... want... Ric Flair.

Wooooo's from the arena, which only serve to further irritate Kennedy...

Mr. Kennedy: I don't care if it's next Monday night on Raw. I don't care if it's next Friday night on Smackdown. But you get me Ric Flair in the ring, one on one, and you get it for me now.

A few pops from inside the arena at the prospect of a Flair/Kennedy match, but Long obviously doesn't share the crowd's enthusiasm as he barely moves...

Mr. Kennedy: C'mon Teddy. Pick up the phone, call whoever you gotta call. But you make it happen. You get me Ric Flair in the ring.

Teddy sighs before he smiles at Kennedy...

Teddy Long: Look playa. Lemme fill you in on a lil' somethin'. I'm the general manager of Smackdown. Ric Flair? He's got a contract with Monday Night Raw. I can't just pick up the phone and make a match like that, ya' dig?

Kennedy almost lets his frustration get the better of him, but he keeps control and presses on...

Mr. Kennedy: Alright, the pay-per-view. No Way Out. Get me Ric Flair one on one in the ring at the pay-per-view. C'mon Teddy, I know even you can make that happen.

This time it's Long who shakes his head, realising his message isn't getting through...

Teddy Long: Kennedy, listen playa. It just... can't... be done. I can't force a Raw Superstar into the ring with one of my Smackdown guys. I have no power to make a match like that, my jurisdiction don't cover those playas on Monday night, ya' dig?

Frustrated, Kennedy runs his hands through his hair and clasps them behind his head...

Mr. Kennedy: Alright... what would it take?

Teddy Long: Excuse me?

Mr. Kennedy: What would it take to make it happen? What, I gotta issue a challenge to 'im or somethin'? I gotta get Flair to wanna face me, not just 'cos you or anybody says so? Then I get my hands on Flair?

Teddy reluctantly nods in agreement...

Teddy Long: Well... yeah. If you can issue Ric Flair with some kinda challenge, and he accepts... then yeah, I could make it happen then.

Suddenly Kennedy has a glint in his eye, as if the light bulb has gone off above his head...

Mr. Kennedy: No Way Out. When you're finding a way to screw up yet another pay-per-view, you save a spot on that card for me and Ric Flair. You understand me?

Teddy Long: Oh I hear ya' playa. But uh... what if Ric says no?

A sinister smile crosses Kennedy's face...

Mr. Kennedy: Oh don't worry... he'll say yes. He'll say... yes.

And with that Kennedy walks out of the frame and out of the room to boos from the crowd, leaving behind a worried looking Teddy Long, with the Smackdown general manager clearly troubled by Kennedy's demeanour as we fade into a video...

*Video Package*

WRESTLEMANIA RECALL!

APRIL 2nd, 2000
WRESTLEMANIA 2000


The first ever 'triangle tag team ladder match' pits Edge and Christian and the Hardy Boyz against the champion Dudley Boyz for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Pushing their bodies to the limits and taking tag team wrestling to new heights in the process, all six men put their careers on the line in several death-defying high spots, including a mid-air spear from Edge to Jeff Hardy, Bubba Ray Dudley powerbombing Matt Hardy through a table and then an outrageous swanton bomb from Jeff that drove Bubba Ray through a table. Ultimately though it was to be Edge and Christian who emerge victorious, but this legendary feud would continue, leading to the first ever 'Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match' at that summers Summerslam.

WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - 58 DAYS AND COUNTING


*End Video Package*

We quickly cut to the smiling Josh Matthews who is standing by ready for an interview...

Josh Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time... he is the World Heavyweight Champion... 'The Animal'... Batista!

Great pop as Batista enters the shot, with the champion smilling and nodding a hello at Matthews. Dressed in his tights, 'The Animal' is ready to compete, but underneath the t-shirt he wears can still be seen the taped left shoulder, obviously still hurting after the damage Finlay has done to it in recent weeks...

Josh Matthews: Batista, last Sunday night you successfully defended your World Heavyweight Championship against Finlay, but the ending of the match was certainly mired in controversy after you struck Finlay with the shillelagh.

Not impressed by Matthews question (statement?) Batista shakes his head briefly before he takes the mic...

Batista: Look Josh, for weeks Finlay smacked that shillelagh off my shoulder. I could barely lift my left arm above my head. I had to have my left shoulder taped up before every match. But I never made any excuses. I just went out there night after night and kicked some ass!

Pop from the crowd...

Batista: At the Royal Rumble... yeah I used that shillelagh. I used before Finlay had a chance to use on me. But if Finlay wants to use that an excuse as to why he lost, that's fine with me. 'Cos I got no problem whatsoever in beating him one more time tonight... and I won't need a damn shillelagh to get the job done!

Another pop as Batista turns back towards Josh...

Josh Matthews: Well Batista, with that in mind, tonight you team with Chris Benoit to face Finlay and Test. If Finlay and Test win tonight, would that put Finlay back in the frame for a rematch with you? Or do you think a new challenger will emerge before No Way Out?

Batista pauses, rubbing his chin as he ponders his response...

Batista: Honestly? I don't care who Teddy Long chooses to face me at No Way Out. If it's a rematch with Finlay, then I'll be ready to beat him again. I don't care if it's The Undertaker, MVP, hell, if Chris Benoit wants to stab me in the back tonight and take a shot, I'm all for it. Anybody who wants to step up and challenge me, I'm ready for 'em. I might be hurtin' right now, but I'm ready for a fight from anybody who wants to bring it! You shouldn't be askin' me who I want to face Josh. You should be out there askin' who has the guts to step into the ring with me.

Having made his point, 'The Animal' turns and leaves to a solid pop from the crowd, leaving Matthews in awe at the intensity of the champion.

We now cut back into the arena for...

*POURQUOI?...*​

A decent amount of heat welcomes La Resistance to the arena, as Rene Dupree, Sylvain Grenier and Maryse make their way down the aisle. Unlike their previous teams, there is no waving of Quebec flags here, instead both men wear long, white, sleeveless trench coats, with purple tights and boots on. In the middle of the trio Maryse also wears a sleeveless trench coat, with her version being black. Sunglasses adorn the face of both Grenier and Dupree, who look and act like models...


Michael Cole: For the last month or so, Maryse made advances towards the WWE Tag Team Champions, Brian Kendrick and Paul London, about possibly representing the pair and providing to them, well... certain services I guess you could say.

John Bradshaw Layfield: And those two idiots turned her down. What the hell were they thinkin'?

Michael Cole: Well The Hooligans have been champions for over eight months now with Ashley by their side. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

John Bradshaw Layfield: If it ain't broke, make it better. Maryse coulda taken London and Kendrick to a higher level, to put them on the map, but like the virgins they are they couldn't handle a real woman. And now Maryse has found herself a real tag team in La Resistance. Maryse is gonna lead these guys to the gold one of these days, mark my words Michael.

In the ring Maryse demands and receives a microphone, ready to address the crowd...

Maryse: Excusez-moi!

The simply statement draws heat, to which Maryse simply smirks...

Maryse: Ah, you ignorant Americans. You know, zey say that everything is bigger in Texas. Looking at how you fat you people are, I guess zey are right.

Cheap heat...

Maryse: You people disgust me! All ze men in this arena, you look at your wife or girlfriend... and zen you look at me. And you all know... zat I am a real woman. Now like zat trashy whore Ashley.

More heat...

Maryse: And I want you all to look in ze ring... and see what real men are supposed to look like. Ze greatest tag team of the ze millennium. Zey are handsome... but zey are tough. Zey are what tag team champions are supposed to look like. Zey-

Maryse is interrupted as a "USA! USA! USA!” chant breaks out, causing Maryse to lose her temper...

Maryse: Tais-toi! Chacun d'entre vous taisez-vous!

The chant continues, dying down a little, forcing Maryse to speak over the top of the crowd...

Maryse: You can shout all you want. Zat doesn't change ze fact that my team... La Resistance... will zoon be ze WWE Tag Team Champions! Hooligans, you and zat slut that comes with you... your time... is up. And we-

*BAD DREAM...*​

For the second time Maryse is interrupted, as this time The Extremists emerge, with the crowd giving a great cheer to Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and The Sandman, who chugs a beer with one hand while his kendo stick is in the other...


Michael Cole: Well thank God that's over! I was getting pretty sick and tired of hearing Maryse speak.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Why are you so ignorant of other cultures Cole? You had it in for the Irish last week, and now it's the French-Canadians. Why are you so xenophobic?

Michael Cole: Oh my God. Let's go to commercial, please.

*Commercial*​

Match 2:
La Resistance
w/Maryse vs. The Extremists (Sabu and Tommy Dreamer) w/ The Sandman

As Sabu steps into the ring to start the match, Dupree turns to Grenier for one last check of his look, with his partner enthusiastically pointing out that Dupree looks good and is ready to go. An aggressive tie up sees Dupree wrench Sabu into a side headlock, but Sabu quickly breaks the hold by forcing Dupree off the ropes... only for Dupree to bowl Sabu over with a shoulderblock. Instead of taking advantage of this, Dupree arrogantly poses, and this allows Sabu to sneak up behind, snapping Dupree’s head back with a string of right hands before going for an Irish whip to the corner... Dupree reverses, but Sabu jumps to the middle rope... and catches the onrushing Dupree with a springboard back elbow! Both men are quickly back up, with Sabu connecting on a pair of armdrags that sends Dupree scurrying to his corner to tag Grenier.

Grenier takes his time as he enters, leading to another tie up, this time with Sabu wrenching into the headlock. A handful of hair allows Grenier to back Sabu into the ropes, and he shoves Sabu off the opposite ropes. Grenier looks to catch Sabu with a clothesline as he rushes towards him, only for Sabu to duck and keep running, but as Sabu comes off the ropes Dupree lowbridges the top rope, seeing Sabu fly over the top and crash to the floor. Grenier then turns and picks a fight with Dreamer, drawing the veteran into the ring but also drawing the attention of the referee. This allows Dupree to do damage on the outside, slamming Sabu hard to the padded floor and then driving him spine first into the side of the ring, before rolling Sabu under the bottom rope, just in time before The Sandman can get over there.

Dupree and Grenier now go to work on Sabu, making plenty of tags and working well together to punish Sabu, with Dupree connecting on a double underhook backbreaker and Grenier hitting a belly-to-belly suplex. Several occasions sees Sabu try to crawl towards his corner, only for him to be dragged back towards the La Resistance corner for more punishment and several near falls. Dupree is in the ring, and he takes Sabu up and down with a hard vertical suplex. Dupree instantly returns to his feet, posing again, much to the delight of Maryse. Dupree then turns and points at Dreamer, shouting “One more!” as he drags Sabu to his feet by the hair. Indeed Dupree does take Sabu up into the air, but instead of finishing the vertical suplex, Sabu shifts his weight, bringing Dupree down with a tornado-DDT! Both men are down and crawling towards their corner, with Dupree tagging Grenier... but here comes Tommy Dreamer!

Dreamer bounds into the ring to flatten Dupree with a string of clothesline, finishing off the flurry by ducking a right hand to connect with an inverted-DDT. Grenier is back on his feet, but a falling neckbreaker soon puts him down for a 2 count. Sabu is back on his feet, and soon all four men trade shots in opposite corners. Sabu and Dreamer are in control, and when Sabu rattles a big right that stuns Dupree, Dreamer drops to his knees in the opposite corner, prompting Sabu to attack... Air Sabu to Grenier! Grenier drops to the mat and then under the bottom rope, while in the ring Dreamer and Sabu work on Dupree, with Sabu and Dreamer going for a double Irish whip... kick to the gut from Dreamer, which allows Sabu to charge off the ropes... only for Grenier to grab Sabu’s foot, pulling him under the bottom rope to brawl on the outside. Dreamer stays in control in the ring though, and with Dupree swinging and missing with a right hand, Dreamer scoops him up on his shoulders... Dreamer Driver!! Dreamer plants Dupree and hooks the leg... but there’s no count! Incensed, Dreamer looks to see what’s wrong... and realises that Maryse is on the apron distracting the referee!

While this is going on, we see a brief shot of Grenier pushing Sabu spine first into the ring post, causing Sabu to slump to the floor in agony. All attention is on Maryse though, but soon the crowd cheers as The Sandman grabs her by the skirt and yanks her to the floor. Maryse suddenly is engulfed in fear as Sandman has his kendo stick in hand, threatening to strike... only for him to be blindsided by Grenier! The ref, still dealing with Maryse orders her to a neutral corner. With Dreamer now back on his feet, he looks to put the commotion behind him and comes off the ropes... only to be nailed BY THE KENDO STICK!! Grenier picked it up after he hammered Sandman, then used it on Dreamer, the ref seeing nothing. Dreamer staggers into the middle of the ring, where Dupree has recovered and is waiting... to hit a cobra clutch slam! 1... 2... 3.

Winners: La Resistance @ 07:12

On the outside Maryse smiles having handed her team an assist in their victory. In the ring, Dupree and Grenier stand over the fallen Tommy Dreamer, with Maryse quickly in to join them. Sandman and Sabu both try to regroup and pull themselves into the ring, but the boots quickly fall upon them from Dupree and Grenier, sending them back to the floor. Eager for her team to impress, Maryse starts shouting orders, telling Grenier and Dupree to further punish Dreamer...


Michael Cole: Aw c'mon now, there's no need for this. La Resistance won the match, there's no need to add to the punishment Tommy Dreamer just suffered.

John Bradshaw Layfield: There's every need Michael! La Resistance wanna send out a message to London and Kendrick, they wanna prove what they did to the champs last week wasn't a fluke.

Slowly Dupree drags Dreamer up, holding 'The Innovator of Violence' in position... for Maryse to slap Dreamer across the face! The trio laugh as Grenier readies himself to attack... but suddenly the boos intensify as William Regal and Dave Taylor jog down to the ring. The crowd, the commentators, even La Resistance wonder why The Bluebloods are in the ring... but all soon becomes clear as Regal and Taylor offer to take hold of Dreamer... so Regal can drop Dreamer with the Regal Cutter! The crowd shits all the four-on-one assault as Dupree and Grenier soon join Taylor and Regal in laying in with the boots. Valiantly Sandman and Sabu crawl back into the ring to help their fallen partner, but they too suffer from a flurry of boots... but the crowd soon erupts, as racing down to the ring comes Paul London, Brian Kendrick and Ashley!

Seeing the champs race down to the ring, Dupree and Grenier turn their attentions to them, but London and Kendrick quickly hammer with rights and lefts, before a double clothesline sends both Grenier and Dupree flying over the top rope to the floor! Soon London and Kendrick follow them outside, and all four start brawling up the aisle, with even Ashley and Maryse scrapping with each other, pulling hair and brawling on the floor! All six continue their fight all the way up the aisle, with Dupree and Grenier trying to distance themselves, making for the safety of the backstage area as fast as they can.

In the ring, Regal and Taylor now turn their attentions to Sabu, while near the ring they don't see Sandman struggle back to his feet... and regaining control of his kendo stick! The crowd explodes as Sandman slides into the ring, trusty weapon in hand... and he cracks it across Taylor's spine! Regal hears the crack of cane against flesh, and he too turns... to be hammered across the skull! The crowd again cheers as Sandman cleans house, but those cheers soon turn to gasps as through the crowd sprints a man dressed in dark jeans, a black leather jacket and a black beanie hat...


Michael Cole: What the... that's... that's Paul Burchill!

John Bradshaw Layfield: What the hell is he doin' here?

Burchill slides into the ring, behind Sandman who's too busy waiting for Regal and Taylor to get back up so he can dish out more punishment. Not realising Burchill is behind him, Sandman is helpless as Burchill attacks... dropping Sandman with a jumping neckbreaker! Burchill lets out a roar as he gets back to his feet, with the crowd hammering him with boos. Unrelenting, Burchill doesn't care as he reaches down to grab Sabu, lifting his head off the mat... and then drilling him with the curb stomp! The heat only intensifies, but still Burchill presses on, scooping up the kendo stick and then grabbing hold of Tommy Dreamer, holding the stick across Dreamer's throat, choking the life out of him! By now Regal and Taylor are back on their feet, and the camera is close enough to hear Dreamer cough and gasp for air, but to also hear Regal scream "I bloody told you we'd be ready!"...

Michael Cole: Paul Burchill has returned, and he's aligned himself with Regal and Taylor!

John Bradshaw Layfield: The student has returned! Paul Burchill learned from one of the best in William Regal, and now he's back on Smackdown, The Bluebloods are lookin' stronger than ever!

The crowd is still incensed, raining down with boos as Regal, Taylor and Burchill stand tall in the ring, looking down on the mat are the three hardcore legends laid out on the mat as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

When we return, Kristal Marshall is standing by...


Kristal Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time... Matt Hardy!

A solid pop as Matt Hardy enters the shot, a sombre, worried expression on his face. Dressed in dark jeans and a white vest, Hardy isn’t dressed to compete tonight...

Kristal Marshall: And Matt, last Sunday night we all saw you deliver a great performance in the Royal Rumble match, a performance that we watched in disbelief after what happened earlier in the evening to your brother Jeff. Matt, how hard was it for you to compete in the Royal Rumble match after seeing your brother leave the arena on a stretcher?

Matt bites down on his lip, holding back the anger inside of him, composing himself before answering...

Matt Hardy: I uh... I gotta admit, it was pretty hard. Jeff’s my little brother, I hated to see him in pain like that. But I knew the Royal Rumble was a huge night in my career. I went out there and gave it my all. I didn’t get there, but last night was a big step forward for me.

An appreciative pop can be heard from inside the arena...

Matt Hardy: Hopefully, from now on, you’ll be seein’ a new Matt Hardy. I’m lookin’ to step my game up, I’m lookin’ to take the next step. Not just for me... but for my brother Jeff.

Solid pop...

Kristal Marshall: Well Matt, I know this will probably be painful for you to answer, but I have to ask you... how is your brother Jeff? What is his status right now?

Matt runs a hand through his hair, his distress clear for all to see...

Matt Hardy: Jeff spent Sunday night in the hospital In San Antonio. They suffered a serious concussion when he got hit with the con-chair-to from Kenny Dykstra, and they think Jeff competing at the Royal Rumble only made it worse. Jeff... I dunno, he wouldn’t tell me if he was hurt. I kept askin’ him if he was ok, but I knew the answer. Honestly, I don’t even know if he was medically cleared to compete last Sunday.

A brief smile now crosses Matt’s face, suggesting he has better news to share...

Matt Hardy: But thankfully he’s home now in Cameron, North Carolina. He’s got his family around him now, he’s got his girlfriend there... we’re all tryin’ to rally around him to get him better.

Once again Kristal pulls the mic back towards herself...

Kristal Marshall: Matt, last Monday night on Raw Jonathan Coachman announces that in 3 days time at Raw: Night Of Champions, Jeff’s rematch clause would be used, regardless of whether Jeff competed in a match with Kenny Dykstra or not. Jeff, after what you just told us... there’s gotta no way Jeff can compete this upcoming Monday night... can there?

Matt pauses for a few seconds, a hint of a smile on his face...

Matt Hardy: Well... never say never, huh? Medically, Jeff shouldn’t compete this Monday night. But if he wants to take part In that match, I sure as hell can’t stop him. So let me just say this Kristal... this Monday night, live on Raw: Night Of Champions, there will be an Intercontinental Championship match.

Pop from the crowd...

Matt Hardy: And it will be Dykstra... versus Hardy.

With a smile, Matt turns and leaves, leaving a bewildered Kristal behind, who no doubt is wondering the same this we all are... which Hardy will compete this Monday night?

*Video Package*

We fade into a dimly lit gym, which has clearly seen better days. Smashed windows, a dusty ring, wooden bleachers, it appears to be a high school gym...

Narrator: For years he has carved a reputation as one of the very best...

We now see a slender built man aiming a series of stiff kicks at an unknown opponent, and in-between brief flashes of light we see this man is wearing maroon coloured tights...

Narrator: He has travelled the world, winning countless championships...

We now see this man engaging in a submission move with his unknown opponent, namely the cattle mutilation...

Narrator: But now...

We see our man now dressed in street clothes, leaving the shoddy gym, a blinding white light flooding the screen as he swings open the double doors...

Narrator: He brings his skill, talent and recognition...

The white light fades, and now we see the man back in his ring gear, stood in a WWE ring in an empty arena...

Narrator: To the WWE!

The camera revolves around the man, who stares into the rafters of the arena...

???: My name, is Bryan Danielson...

The camera now comes to a stop, with the man staring straight at it, a determined look in his eyes...

???: And Smackdown better be ready... for me!

The camera lingers for a few seconds before we fade to black and then the following graphic appears...

"BRYAN DANIELSON - COMING SOON TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!"


*End Video Package*

Back into the arena for...

*CHAVITO ARDIENTE...*​

A good amount of heat greets Chavo Guerrero as he arrogantly saunters down to the ring, his aunt Vickie Guerrero applauding as he makes his way down the aisle...


Michael Cole: Well folks, we're all excited by the imminent arrival of Bryan Danielson to Friday Night Smackdown. But right now, here comes the man who emphatically announced his return to the Cruiserweight division last week.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Chavo Guerrero took on three other cruiserweights last week, and he beat 'em all. Chavo is back in the Cruiserweight Title hunt, but until he steps in the ring with Gregory Helms, he's still gonna be in second place as far as I'm concerned.

*I'LL DO ANYTHING...*​

A nice pop for the ever fan-friendly Shannon Moore, as the punk slaps plenty of hands as he makes his way down the aisle...


Michael Cole: Well what about Shannon Moore? Moore holds a victory over Gregory Helms, he picked it up about three weeks ago, and then came very close to becoming the new Cruiserweight Champion the following week.

John Bradshaw Layfield: That first week was just a fluke as far as I'm concerned. The following week, with the title on the line, Gregory Helms proved why he's the best Cruiserweight in the world. Forget Shannon Moore, his chance came and went a few weeks ago.

Match 3:
Chavo Guerrero
w/ Vickie Guerrero vs. Shannon Moore

Straight from the first collar-and-elbow tie up, Chavo is the aggressor, snapping kicks to the midsection and forearms to the back that drop Moore to a knee, before Chavo rams him face first into the top turnbuckle. A scoop slam is followed by a stiff kick to the small of the back, and Chavo continues on the attack with a bridging Northern lights suplex for an early 2 count. Chavo continues to land stiff kicks and forearms to the back, but when he goes for an Irish whip, Moore reverses, avoiding Chavo as he runs the ropes with a leapfrog to connect on a spinning heel kick. Now the pace of the match picks up as both men are quickly back up, only for Moore to hit a pair of armdrags, finishing off the sequence with a dropkick that knocks Chavo under the bottom rope to the floor.

The crowd responds as Moore gets fired up in the ring, while on the outside Chavo is tended to by his Aunt Vickie. Wanting to keep the momentum high, Shannon charges off the opposite ropes, flying over the top rope to the floor to take out Chavo, with Vickie quickly scurrying away to safety. Again the crowd responds positively, with Moore taking the fight to Chavo with a flurry of rights and lefts to the back as both men struggling back to their feet. Chavo is tossed back into the ring, with Shannon leaping up onto the apron and then returning to the ring with a springboard crossbody, gaining Moore a 2 count.

The fast paced action continues with both men struggling to gain control, as Chavo snaps off a rolling wheel kick only for Moore to fire back with a dropkick. Moore looks to runs the ropes, but Chavo fires back with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, ending Moore’s momentum and giving Chavo a measure of control. Now looking to target the back, Chavo draws huge heat from the crowd as he snaps off not one... not two... but three rolling vertical suplexes, with Vickie oddly enough being the only one who applauds Chavo’s use of the three amigos. With Moore down, Chavo begins to taunt and throw some trash talk at the crowd, shouting “I’m the best the world!” at the top of his lungs before climbing to the top rope. There, Chavo steadies himself, holding his arms out to soak up a few more boos before flying through the air... frog splash... NO! Guerrero takes too long, allowing Moore the chance to spring to his feet, jump to the second rope and snap a right hand to Chavo’s face, causing Chavo to drop and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Still stood on the second rope, Moore hammers Chavo with right hands, before he jumps up, wrapping both legs around Chavo’s head... FRANKENSTEINER!! The crowd erupts as both men fly through the air, crashing to the mat below. The referee checks on both men before starting his 10 count, but soon a commotion is heard from the crowd. The reason for this soon becomes apparent, as a figure has entered the ring, bowling over the referee mid-count... it’s Gregory Helms! Helms has stormed the ring, title belt in hand, waiting for Chavo and Moore to rise. Chavo is back up first... he gets hammered by the title belt! Moore is soon back up also... and he too takes a title shot to the skull!! Both participants in the match are down, and the referee has recovered sufficiently to call for the bell, the match an obvious no contest.

Winner: No Contest @ 06:12

Ungodly heat as Helms ruins what was shaping up to be a dramatic finish to a solid match. In the ring, Helms clearly doesn't care though as he stands tall, holding his title high in the air which only draws more heat. Chavo and Moore are both lifeless on the mat, and we fade into commercial with the sight of the still dominant Cruiserweight Champion, having laid out two potential challengers to his crown.

*Commercial*​

When we return, we see Montel Vontavious Porter in the dressing room, already changed back into his street clothes. MVP stands over a bench, his bag placed on it. Quickly he tosses his ring gear into the bag, not worrying about neat packing. The jumpsuit is thrown in, as are his boots, but when MVP picks up the necklace he was wearing early tonight... he stops. The same necklace that MVP used to bloody Kane, stained red by dried-in blood. MVP stares at the necklace, smiling at the thought of his actions earlier tonight. Feeling his work for the night is done, MVP clenches the necklace tight in his hand before he finally places it in the ring, scooping the bag up onto his shoulder before he heads for the exit. In the corridor, MVP barely makes a move before Josh Matthews chases him down...


Josh Matthews: Uh... MVP? Can we have a moment of your time please?

Not really wanting to, MVP stops and nods...

Josh Matthews: MVP, after your victory over Kane tonight, in such dominant fashion, can we assume that your issues with Kane are now in the past?

Settling in for the interview, MVP drops his bag to the floor...

Montel Vontavious Porter: You can do more than assume that Josh. You can take it to the bank. Kane is nothin' more than some punk I left a bloody mess in the middle of the ring. Kane is nothin' compared to me, and I proved that tonight. I got nothin' more to say about Kane. I'm outta here.

MVP bends down to pick up his bag, but Matthews persists...

Josh Matthews: Well MVP, seeing as you feel you have nothing left to prove with regards to Kane, what's next for you?

A look of sheer disgust crosses MVP's face...

Montel Vontavious Porter: Look man, I ain't here to mess around. Now that I'm back on Smackdown, lightin' up Friday nights, I'm here for one thing, and one thing only... to win championships. I got the money, I got the fame... but now I want the glory. I finally settled things with Kane, and now I want to get my hands on some gold.

This time MVP does bend down and pick up his back, but instead of leaving he stares at Matthews before speaking...

Montel Vontavious Porter: So you do me a lil' favour Josh. You tell Teddy Long and Batista, that if they lookin' for somebody to step up and challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship... then I'm the guy they should be lookin' at.

Once more MVP turns to leave, only to have Matthews in his ear...

Josh Matthews: Wait, MVP are you sayin' that you're-

Having heard enough, MVP stops and snaps at Josh...

Montel Vontavious Porter: No more questions tonight man. You understand me? I'll have a few words for y'all next week. But right now, I'm outta here.

MVP takes one last intimidating stare at Josh before he departs the shot, leaving Josh standing, frustrated at the lack of answers he got as we fade into a pre-filmed segment...

We return to the same dimly-lit room from previous weeks. The camera focuses from behind a televison set, with Big Vito sat on a wooden stool, still tied to the stool, unable to move, forced to watch the TV. The light shining from the screen illuminates the dark room, although instead of squinting, Vito stares at the screen, almost in a trance. As we enter the room, the last few notes of "My Way" by Sid Vicious can be heard playing out, and with the music stopping so does the light from the screen, the movie Vito was watching obviously having come to an end. Trinity then steps forward to switch the TV off, seeing Vito snap back to reality and slump down into the stool...

???: Now Vito... now do you 'ah' understand what is 'ah' expected of you?

The camera now turns to the old oak desk, the mysterious 'Godfather' figure sat on the big leather desk behind it. Still unable to see out Don's face, there is just enough light in the room to illuminate Nunzio and Tony Mamaluke, both men flanking either side of 'The Godfather'...

Big Vito: I understand. You want me to plan robberies and go home and get my shinebox.

???: No Vito. We want 'ah' you to 'ah' help us. We want 'ah' you to restore 'ah' de pride for our peoples. We want 'ah' you to be the muscles of the Full Bloody Italianos!

Vito nods his head slowly, still in that trance like mood...

Big Vito: Yes. I understand.

???: Ah Vito... is 'ah' good that you 'ah' understand. And tell me Vito... what do you 'ah' think about 'ah' de dress now?

Slowly Vito shakes his head...

Big Vito: I'll never wear a dress again!

???: Si Vito! Now everything is 'ah' in place. Next week, we arrive on the Friday Night Smackdown. And I will make every Smackdown 'ah' Superstar an offer they cannot 'ah' refuse.

Evil laughter rings out from the 'Don' and his cronies, while the apparently brainwashed Vito merely stares straight ahead, his expression not changing as we fade into black.

We now cut to the unusual sight of the legendary Arn Anderson standing backstage, talking to some random worker. The appearance of 'Double A' draws a big, respectful pop from the crowd, but Arn is oblivious to this as he and the random worker look down at a clipboard, with Arn pointing and gesturing and offering some nondescript pointers. Soon though both Anderson and the worker feel a presence upon them, and this is confirmed as both they and the camera pan to reveal Mr. Kennedy has approached them both...

Arn Anderson: Can I help you son?

Blanking Arn, Kennedy stares furiously at the backstage worker...

Mr. Kennedy: Get outta here.

Concerned, the worker turns to Anderson for advice, not daring to move, while 'Double A' stares intently at Kennedy...

Mr. Kennedy: I said... get outta here.

Again the worker turns to Arn, this time the legend nods...

Arn Anderson: It's alright. Get on outta here kid. We'll talk later.

Reluctantly the worker leaves the area, leaving Kennedy and Anderson alone...

Arn Anderson: Kennedy, to what do I owe the pleasure?

Kennedy smirks...

Mr. Kennedy: Ah, Arn Anderson. Another so called 'legend' hangin' around backstage, reminiscing about 'the good ol' days'. I bet you and guys like Ricky Steamboat spend your days just sittin' back here, talkin' about how you went 60 minutes every night of the year! God! Those were the days, huh Arn?

Not impressed, Anderson scratches his head...

Mr. Kennedy: Oh wait, I almost forgot. Arn... you used to be a Horseman didn't ya'? Wow, I bet you've got a ton of stories to tell from those days. Ric Flair... he was a Horseman, right? I mean you two, you and Flair... you guys gotta be pretty tight, am I right?

Anderson offers a brief laugh before turning more serious...

Arn Anderson: Look, cut the crap kid. What do you want Kennedy?

Kennedy laughs and obnoxiously chews a piece of gum, taking his time to speak...

Mr. Kennedy: What do I want? I want you to deliver Ric Flair a little message... from me. You tell Ric Flair, that since Teddy Long can’t organise a match for me against Ric at No Way Out... that I am challenging Flair to a match at No Way Out. Man to man. Mano a mano. I don't care how you wanna do it. Give him a call. Drop into the next room in the old folk’s home. Send him an email.

Kennedy stops, thinking to himself...

Mr. Kennedy: Wait, send an email? Do you even know how to turn a computer on Arn?

Arrogantly Kennedy smiles...

Arn Anderson: Enough of that crap son. Why don't you show a lil' respect to the guys who-

Mr. Kennedy: (Interrupting) Blah, blah, blah! Show respect to the guys who paved the way, right? Save it. Ric Flair didn't show me any respect when he eliminated me from the Royal Rumble. If Ric Flair had any respect for this business, he'd have followed you into retirement a long, long time ago.

Kennedy smirks as he sees the rage building inside of Anderson...

Mr. Kennedy: Make sure Flair gets the message. I want him in the ring at No Way Out. And make sure he shows up... or else it's gonna be more than respect you're gonna have to worry about.

Both men stare intently at each other, neither man giving an inch, neither wanting to be the first to blink... until Kennedy smirks again, chewing his gum loudly as he turns and leaves, Anderson watching him go, a furious look on his face as we fade into a video...

*Video Package*

We open to a pitch black, with the faint sound of a revving motor engine slowly but surely getting louder...

Narrator: The road may be long...

Slowly on the horizon we see a red convertible driving over a hill, heading towards a sunset which lights the screen...

Narrator: The journey may be treacherous...

The revs of the engine increase and get louder, with the camera closing in on shots of the side of the car...

Narrator: But you'll love every second of it!

We now skim along the rear of the car, the sun glistening on the chrome duel exhaust...

Narrator: So strap yourself in...

The car now speeds past a road sign that reads "8 MILE ROAD"...

Narrator: And get ready!

From behind we see an image of the Detroit skyline, with our car heading down a straight road towards it...

Narrator: 20 years on, Wrestlemania returns to Detroit, Michigan!

More fast paced shots of the car racing through the streets of Detroit...

Narrator: And it's going to be...

The car suddenly crashes into the screen, with the grill of the car having the official Wrestlemania 23 logo and tagline printed on it...

Narrator: The ride of your life!



"WWE WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - APRIL 1ST - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

When we return from the video, Joey Mercury is already in the ring, his music slowly fading out. Mercury anxiously paces in the ring, awaiting his opponent. A few moments silence...


And a few more...


Until...


*GONG...*

*GONG...*

*GRAVEYARD SYMPHONY...*​

Smoke quickly bellows out as the crowd gives an incredible reception for The Undertaker. In the ring, Mercury has his head in his hands, while 'The Deadman' slowly makes his way towards the ring...


Michael Cole: After a vintage performance in the Royal Rumble, 'The Deadman' is back on Smackdown, looking to claim another victim. It's The Undertaker and Joey Mercury, one on one, when we return to Friday Night Smackdown!

*Commercial*​

Match 4:
Joey Mercury
vs. The Undertaker

We return just in time to hear the bell ring, with ‘Taker looking to go on the attack early, stalking towards Mercury. Joey however wants to try delay the inevitable, sliding under the bottom ropes to the outside. Not wanting to waste any time, Undertaker follows Mercury to the floor, with Mercury backing away as he does. A quick chase ensues, with Mercury eventually sliding back under the bottom rope. Again ‘Taker follows, and this allows Mercury to hammer down with forearms to the back. They have little effect though, as Undertaker continues to fight back to his feet, prompting Mercury to charge off the opposite ropes... right into a big boot to the face! Stunned, Mercury backs off to the corner, but Undertaker follows him in, grabbing Mercury by the wrist to drag him back to his feet before winding on the arm and driving his shoulder into the arm. The anticipation of the crowd builds as they all know what’s coming next, with ‘Taker climbing to the top rope, walking along the rope and then dropping down with old school, gaining Taker an early 2 count.

Reeling, Mercury once again crawls for the safety of the corner, but there’s no let up as ‘The Deadman’ stays on the attack, hitting a rapid flurry of rights and lefts to the midsection, before a massive uppercut sends Mercury up and down to the mat, much to the delight of the crowd. Mercury is again dragged to his feet, this time to be sent across the ring with a hard Irish whip. A burst of speed sees ‘Taker charge across the ring, but as he looks to drill Mercury with a boot to the face, Mercury dives for safety, hanging Undertaker up on the top rope. Slowly ‘Taker removes himself from the corner, but he clearly favours the knee that struck the turnbuckle, and Mercury is quick to take advantage of this, catching a staggering ‘Deadman’ from behind with a chop block.

Mercury now looks to gain a measure of control, first by stomping down on the knee and then dropping elbows and legdrops across it. Mercury then drops down to the mat, driving his own knee into ‘Taker’s, before wrenching the leg into a kneebar, hyperextending the knee. Mercury has the hold locked in tight, but as the cheers of the crowd rise, Undertaker claws to break free, but unable to reach the ropes or force Mercury to break the hold with his hands, ‘The Deadman’ resorts to using his free leg, smashing it into Mercury’s face, with JBL quick to remind us all of the extensive plastic surgery Mercury’s face has previously been subjected to.

With Mercury releasing the hold, both men struggle back to their feet, but it’s ‘Taker who’s first to the punch, catching Mercury with big rights to the face. Mercury quickly fires back with a kick to the knee, before he turns and charges off the ropes... but runs right into the mits of Undertaker, who grabs Mercury by the throat... but before he can go for the chokeslam, Mercury desperately aims a kick to the knee... and then stuns the crowd with a perfect enziguri! The crowd gasps as ‘Taker slumps to the mat, and now Mercury quickly dives into the cover, hooking the leg... 1... 2... no! Undertaker kicks out, leaving Mercury frustrated after being seconds away from the biggest win of his career.

Shaking off the cobwebs, Mercury rises to his feet first, throwing out kicks as ‘Taker tries to return to a vertical base. Right hands back Undertaker to the ropes, where Mercury goes for an Irish whip... Mercury swings with a clothesline, but Undertaker ducks... and he snatches Mercury by the throat... chokeslam! Undertaker plants Mercury with a chokeslam, dropping down to place both hands across Mercury’s chest for the elementary 1... 2... 3!

Winner: The Undertaker @ 06.04

Despite a great effort from Mercury, 'The Deadman' emerges victorious. Standing up from off the mat, 'Taker draws a thumb across his throat, gaining yet another solid pop from the crowd...


Michael Cole: The Undertaker is rollin' on his way to Wrestlemania! 'The Deadman' looks as good as I've ever seen him. If there's anybody who deserves a shot at Batista at No Way Out, it's that man right there.

John Bradshaw Layfield: No wait a minute Cole. Before you start runnin' your mouth about 'The Deadman', we saw a dominant display from MVP earlier tonight. How about we give him a chance? A guy who's never had an opportunity before. Let's see what he can do in that kinda environment.

Michael Cole: I understand that, but you can't argue with how good The Undertaker looks right now.

John Bradshaw Layfield: I can argue that point all night long! What you don't realise is that-

*DEAD WHITE GUYS...*​

JBL stops in his tracks as King Booker steps out from the back, Queen Sharmell by his side as always. Booker doesn't dare go down to the ring though, instead he has a mic in hand and addresses 'Taker from the top of the aisle...


King Booker: Bravo Undertaker! Bravo!

Sharmell breaks out with a totally over-the-top round of applause...

King Booker: Congratulations on your victory over Joseph Mercury. Bravo.

Another round of over-the-top applause from Sharmell...

King Booker: But unlike yourself and Joseph Mercury... myself and you... we have unfinished business to attend to 'Deadman'. For you see, you have continued to embarrass me Undertaker. You continue to besmirch me, week after week. And you eliminating me from the Royal Rumble last Sunday night... that was the last straw.

A few cheers from the crowd, which Booker ignores...

King Booker: My royal subjects grow weary of your antics 'Deadman'. They grow weary of seeing their majestic leader treated in such fashion. As ruler of the Smackdown kingdom, I-

"Un - der - ta - ker!!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap* "Un - der - ta - ker!!" *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

King Booker: Why don't y'all shut the hell up suckas!!

Boos from the crowd, while Booker tries to compose himself as Sharmell dabs away fake beads of sweat from his forehead...

King Booker: As ruler of the Smackdown kingdom, and as your King, I deserve better from you Undertaker. And since you refuse to step in line with these peasants... you must be humbled. Undertaker... I demand of you... a match. A match for which I may gain my revenge on you.

In the ring, 'The Deadman' listens intently, staring up the aisle at Booker...

King Booker: No Way Out. Grant me this request and face me at No Way Out... so that I may finally vanquish thee!

*DEAD WHITE GUYS...*​

Booker slams his mic to the floor before turning to leave, not wanting to wait for the answer, contempt however that his message has been made...


Michael Cole: Well there you have it folks. King Booker, obviously still upset with the way The Undertaker has dominated him in recent weeks, wants another shot at 'The Deadman'.

John Bradshaw Layfield: King Booker may have been pinned by The Undertaker in the tag team match last week, and he may have been eliminated by him in the Royal Rumble, but when if those two meet, one on one, it's gonna be a different story, I guarantee it.

Michael Cole: Well I guess we'll have to wait until next week to find out if The Undertaker accepts King Booker's challenge. We have to go to commercial now, but when we return, it's our main event! Royal Rumble opponents collide one more time as Finlay and Test team up face the United States Champion Chris Benoit and the World Heavyweight Champion Batista! Join us when we return to Friday Night Smackdown!

*Commercial*​

When we return from commercial, it's The Miz who greets us, the camera focused on his face as he smugly smiles at the camera. Stood nearby is Michelle McCool who looks as unimpressed as Miz does right now...


The Miz: Wrestlemania. They showcase of the immortals. Y'know, it's this time of year that people start making their plans for the big show. You go backstage at any WWE show, and you can feel the tension in the air. Guys wanna put themselves in the money spots at Wrestlemania, and The Miz? I'm no different.

Miz now begins to walk down a corridor, Michelle following along as he talks to the camera...

The Miz: I wanna make my mark at Wrestlemania. I wanna have my Wrestlemania moment. And for me to do that, it all starts at now. Now is the time for me to make my move. Now is my time to shine. So when I hear guys like Matt Hardy sayin' he wants to take the next step...

Miz turns to McCool, who simply shakes her head at Hardy's words from earlier...

The Miz: It makes me think... really? Matt... Hardy? REALLY? His Wrestlemania moment came SEVEN years ago. Matt Hardy is nothin' more than a tag team wrestler who got left behind. If The Hardy Boyz were like The Rockers, then Jeff would be Shawn Michaels, and Matt would be Marty Jannety.

Boos from inside the arena...

The Miz: Matt Hardy is nothing compared to me, hell, Jeff Hardy is NOTHING compared to me!

More heat...

The Miz: Matt... you are nothin' but a loser. A wannabe, no... you're a never-was. But me? I'm the future of the wrestling industry. I'm the guy everybody is gonna want a piece of. Cos I'm The Miz... AND I'M...

A few smarks can be heard shouting "awesome!", but Miz pauses, taking one last glance at McCool before turning back to the camera...

The Miz: (Whispering) Awesome!

Miz smirks, with McCool nodding her head in the background as we fade into a video package...

*Video Package*​

We open to a cold, damp winter's day. The call of a crow can be heard, with the camera soon focusing on this crow, it perched on a tombstone before it flies off into the sky...

Narrator: We all have the freedom to choose our actions...

Our crow now lands on the walls of a prison courtyard, inmates shackled together, slowly walking in a circle as guards look on...

Narrator: But we don't have the freedom to choose the consequences of those actions.

We follow our crow to the playground of an orphanage, as children happily skip, laugh and play, a pair of nuns watching them do so...

Narrator: What consequences will your actions hold?

The skies darken and the rain falls, the prisoners trudging back towards the prison...

Narrator: For the lucky there will be escape...

A gravedigger continues his work, despite the rain falling upon him...

Narrator: For the few there will be salvation...

The nuns usher the children inside, the rain bringing an end to their fun times...

Narrator: But for the damned... There will be...

A prison cell door slams shut...

No...

The massive old oak door of the orphanage closes, the glance of a sad child fading away...

Way...

The lid of a coffin is slammed shut, fading the video into black....

Out!



"WWE NO WAY OUT - FEBRUARY 18TH - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

Back into the arena for...

"MY NAME IS FINLAY... AND I LOVE TO FIGHT..."

*LAMBEG...*​

The boos ring out as Finlay makes his entrance, trusty shillelagh in hand, The Little Bastard snarling by his side...


Michael Cole: We are just over two weeks away from Smackdown's next pay-per-view offering, No Way Out. And what role will this man play that night?

John Bradshaw Layfield: I think it's a damn disgrace that we're watchin' Finlay walk down to the ring right now without the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. I hope Finlay teaches Batista a lesson tonight and gets the rematch he deserves.

Michael Cole: Well could it be Batista against Finlay at No Way Out one more time for the World Heavyweight Championship?

John Bradshaw Layfield: If Teddy Long's got any sense of doin' the right thing, that's what we'll see.

As they approach the ring, Finlay orders The Little Bastard to crawl under the ring, giving the little guy a kick on the ass as encouragement. Finlay rolls under the bottom rope and stands, awaiting the arrival of his partner...

*THIS IS A TEST (EXTREME REMIX)...*​

A decent amount of heat as Test steps out, striding down to the ring with a snarl on his face...


Michael Cole: Test gave a great account of himself at the Royal Rumble, taking Chris Benoit to the limit in the United States Championship match. But as we've seen time after time, there's no quit in 'The Rabid Wolverine'.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Test hammered Chris Benoit durin' that match. I dunno how Benoit is still United States Champion. Test had that match won time and time again, only for Benoit to somehow keep hangin' in there until he got his chance to put Test away.

In the ring Test nods to acknowledge Finlay, before he starts to pace the ring...

*WHATEVER...*​

The crowd gives a great welcome for Chris Benoit as he paces down the aisle, cocking his head, his championship slung over his shoulder...


Michael Cole: And speaking of Benoit, here comes the United States Champion! A gutsy effort from Benoit at the Rumble saw him hang on to his championship, but Benoit was taken to the limit, yet he somehow managed to remain United States Champion.

John Bradshaw Layfield: I don't like Chris Benoit all that much, but I gotta give credit where it's due, he put up a heck of a fight against Test. But how much did that fight take out of him? We'll find out tonight.

Michael Cole: We're gonna find out after this commercial. Make sure you return to Friday Night Smackdown, our main event is next!

*Commercial*​

We return to see Test and Finlay goading Benoit to enter the ring, but Benoit stands defiantly at the foot of the ring, awaiting the arrival of...

*I WALK ALONE...*​

A massive pop for Batista, who steps out, crouches down and sets off a massive explosion of pyros before making his way down the aisle...


Michael Cole: And you talk about gutsy performances at the Royal Rumble, Batista may have shown more guts than anybody in overcoming Finlay. The World Heavyweight Champion, injured shoulder and all, overcame the odds to retain his title.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Overcame the odds!? He cheated! Plain and simple. He used the shillelagh and-

But JBL doesn't get time to finish his rant, as when Batista joins Benoit at the bottom of the aisle, the pair nod heads, drop their titles and dive under the bottom rope, and the match is on!

Main Event:
World Heavyweight Champion Batista and United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. Finlay and Test

And instantly Benoit uses a double-leg takedown to drive Test to the mat while Batista uses sheer brute strength to drive Finlay into the corner. Benoit hammers Test with a flurry of rights and lefts, while in the corner Batista repeatedly drives his shoulder into the midsection. Benoit is now back on his feet, dropping boots to Test’s chest, while Batista now has Finlay against the ropes, sending him for the ride into a big back body drop. Finlay rolls under the bottom rope, and when the ref ushers Batista out of the ring, we’re left with Benoit and Test as the match settles down a bit. Benoit stays in control for the early moments of the match, rocking Test with chops to the chest before a release German suplex puts Test down. The force of the suplex brings test close to his corner, allowing him to reach up and tag Finlay.

Finlay enters the ring and takes the fight to Benoit, with both men engaging in a hard collar-and-elbow tie up. Both men jockey for position, only for Finlay to back Benoit into the corner, teeing off with a pair of right hands. Benoit quickly reverses Finlay against the turnbuckle, unloading with more stiff chops to the chest... only for Finlay to fire back with chops of his own! The two men go back and forth, duelling chops with each other, until Benoit fires off three in a fourth, rearing back for a big fourth that knocks Finlay down, much to the delight of the crowd. Batista now tags in, and he rattles off a few power moves, knocking Finlay down with big running clothesline and shoulderblocks before planting Finlay with a spinebuster, gaining a near fall.

Benoit returns to the ring, and again engages in hard hitting action with Finlay before going for another German suplex... only for Finlay to strike with an elbow to the side of the head, then scoop Benoit up onto his shoulders, planting Benoit with a rolling fireman’s carry slam, gaining Finlay a 2 count. Test gets the tag, and he looks for a measure of revenge on Benoit, punishing his Royal Rumble opponent with a big boot to the face in the corner and a stiff falling neckbreaker. Benoit tries to rally back with chops to the chest, only for Test to reach down... and hammer Benoit with a pumphandle slam! 1... 2... Benoit rolls the shoulder, and we fade into the final commercial of the night with Test and Finlay firmly in control.

*Commercial*​

As we return, Benoit is taking a hammering from Finlay in the corner, with repeated shoulder thrusts to the midsection and then stiff forearms to the back of the head and neck forcing Benoit down. Test and Finlay now look to target the neck, with Finlay hammering with more forearms while Test rattles off a full nelson slam, getting a 2 count. Finlay is back in, and he continues to snap those forearms to the neck, before he snapmares Benoit down and then aims a stiff kick to the base of the spine. A shoulder clawhold applies more pressure to the neck area, slowing the match down as Finlay looks to wear Benoit out. Batista encourages the crowd, who eventually rise and make noise for Benoit, with the United States Champion answering their call, battling back to his feet to snap off a pair of elbow to the midsection... only for Finlay again to club him with a forearm and then bring Benoit in for a short-arm clothesline... but Benoit ducks underneath... and drops Finlay with a release German suplex!

With both men down, Benoit crawls across the ring, while Finlay has a shorter journey to his corner. Finlay gets their first, tagging in Test, who charges across the ring to grab Benoit by the foot... but Benoit dives and tags in Batista! ‘The Animal’ storms the ring, rattling Test with a series of clotheslines before sending him off the ropes... into a massive back body drop! Finlay then charges, but he runs right into a big boot to the face, before Batista grabs Finlay by the arm and fires him to the corner, ‘The Animal’ following in for a clothesline against the turnbuckle. Test is back on his feet to club Batista from behind, only for Benoit to catch Test around the waist... for one German suplex... and a second... and a third German suplex completes the hat trick! 1... 2... Finlay dives to break the count, and now once again Benoit and Finlay are rolling around on the mat, both men brawling their way under the bottom rope to the outside.

Batista is back up, and he looks to go to work on Test, but with the referee more concerned with the battle on the outside, Test uses this to his advantage... low blow to Batista! ‘The Animal’ crumples to the mat, with the crowd shitting all over the antics of Test. On the outside, Benoit and Finlay are engaged in an all out brawl, both men scrapping across the announce desk, sending Cole and JBL out of their chairs. As this happens, The Little bastard sticks his head out from under the ring, reaching up to grab Finlay’s shillelagh from the corner. Benoit stands as Finlay lays across the announce desk, with Benoit hammering him. With the ref now turning his attention back to the ring, The Little Bastard is poised to strike... but Benoit turns just in time, snatching the weapon from him... and then looks to nail Finlay with it... no! Finlay rolls off the announce desk, scrambling around the ring to safety, seeing Benoit hammer a hole through the top of the announce desk.

The shillelagh is tossed aside as Benoit goes after Finlay, the two resuming their battle at the base of the aisle and eventually up it. In the ring, Test is in complete control, and the camera shot switches back just in time to see Test synch Batista in, wrapping both arms around the waist of ‘The Animal’... gutwrench powerbomb... NO! Batista counters with a back body drop, dropping to his knees in pair for the earlier ball shot. Both men stagger back up, with Test throwing a right hand... only for Batista to fire back... Test strikes again... so does Batista... and a second in a row... and a third from ‘The Animal’... before a fourth knocks Test down! Batista then looks for Test to rise, charging in... spear... no! Test goes for the big boot... but Batista ducks underneath and keeps on running... SPEAR!! This time Batista connects, and a burst of energy sees Batista back on his feet, shaking the ropes before staring into the crows... thumbs up... thumbs down! Test’s legs are like jelly as he stumbles back up, but it’s not for long as Batista brings him in... takes him up... BATISTABOMB!!! The camera takes one last look at Benoit and Finlay, still brawling half way up the aisle, before ‘The Animal’ rolls over to hook the leg... 1... 2... 3!

Winners: Batista and Chris Benoit @ 14:24

A commanding victory for 'The Animal', who rolls off of Test and bounds back to his feet, his arm raised high in the air. Up the aisle, Benoit and Finlay continue to brawl, despite Batista's music playing out and a plethora of officials trying to separate the pair...


Michael Cole: There is mayhem here on Smackdown! Batista has won, but what on earth is goin' on with Finlay and Benoit?

John Bradshaw Layfield: They could fight all night! That's too of the toughest bastards you'll ever find!

Michael Cole: What does this all mean for No Way Out? Batista has prevailed, so who will be the next man to challenge 'The Animal'? Join us next week to find out! Goodnight!

In the ring Batista has climbed to the second rope, holding his title high in the air, all the while the battle between Finlay and Benoit rages on as we fade to black.

*End Show*​




Current Card for WWE NO WAY OUT:
Date: February 18th 2007
Location: American Airlines Arena; Miami, Florida


NO MATCHES ANNOUNCED YET




Current Card for WWE SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT :
Date: March 3rd 2007

Location: Madison Square Garden; New York, New York


NO MATCHES ANNOUNCED YET
 
#67 ·
SmackDown! Feedback​

Nice start t the show to get us hyped up by recapping the Rumble and setting the tone for SmackDown! now being on the road to No Way Out. Not an overly stacked card for tonight’s show, but still a rather nice looking one.

Very big match to start with here. I guess with the tag match in the main event slot, having this match not is the best way to go. Just a small thing, but I don’t think you’ll see MVP throw his sunglasses into the crowd. He’s all about being a heel who rubs his possessions in the face of other, so I don’t think he’d be the type of guy to share his wealth with the crowd under his heel gimmick. Good start to the match, setting the tone physically by having MVP jump Kane. It was pretty basic from there through to the middle of the match – not that that’s a bad thing – although I have to say I liked them going through the crowd, which would obviously get the crowd really into the action. I thought the desperation of MVP was characterized really well through these stages, really showing that he was in a battle with the monster before he got the cheap shot in when they got back to ringside. Showing MVP’s sickening side in the end, only for it to nearly cost him the match was a nice little spot at the end, although MVP getting the win was the obvious choice. Having him split Kane open was a nice little added touch to make MVP seem all the more beastly too. Good start to the show with a good win to really get MVP going in this thread.

I’m not sure if it’s meant to be anything we take away as too major, but I am interested in seeing who it was that Teddy Long was talking to. Kennedy wanting Flair after Flair ‘embarrassed’ him at the Rumble was good to see, especially with the desperation he had for the match, wanting to make it happen at any cost. I thought this would be angled more towards WrestleMania rather than No Way Out, but I guess I’ll see where you go with this for now.

WrestleMania. (Y)

Simple Batista promo that gets the job done, showing him as a fighting champion who is ready to step back in the ring with Finlay after the Rumble, or anyone for that matter at No Way Out. I actually have no idea who you’ll have challenging him, but this was a solid Batista promo as we wait to find out.

Basic little promo to get the remodeled gimmick of La Resistance out there, which I actually like (it’s kind of similar to what I’m going for with Dupree, actually ;)). You gain yourself some cheap heat to get these guys over and also outline what they’re about, which is a fine way to introduce them properly to SmackDown!.

Nice little start to the match with Grenier checking how Dupree looks. Lovely way to get some cheap heat for the narcissism of La Resistance. Pretty straight forward match here for the most part, with the ending being pretty good in cementing La Resistance as dangerous heels with Maryse’s distraction leading to the win, while The Extremists are obviously protected by their defeat only being thanks to some underhanded tactics.

The post-match felt a little odd in that it seemed like La Resistance were trying to make a statement, only for them to willingly have their thunder stolen by The Bluebloods. Still, the London and Kendrick run in and subsequent brawl off with La Resistance was good, while Burchill rejoining up with Regal is clever. I don’t mind the three man Blueblood squad at all, and it obviously works against The Extremists, being that there are three of them as well. While you’re not doing anything huge with your tag division, the booking of it has been very solid thus far, and this was no exception.

Solid promo from Matt here, talking up his own performance at the Royal Rumble well, while obviously putting a fair bit of focus on Jeff too. Nice way to hype the Intercontinental Title match for RAW this week here, and hearing that it’ll be on sounds good. RAW is looking like a stacked show, and this will only add to that. I actually wasn’t wondering which Hardy will be competing on RAW, but I guess I am now. ;)

Looking forward to the addition of AmDrag to the SmackDown! roster. He should be a good help in the cruiserweight division.

This seemed like a nice match between Chavo and Moore, with things kept at an exciting fast pace. Unlike the tag division, I feel your cruiserweight division is stuttering a bit, as while a three way feud here is okay, Moore’s push to be a viable contender has seemed a bit stop start, while Chavo only just started looking good last week. I guess you have to have time thanks to the WWE doing absolutely nothing with the cruiserweights at this time, but right now the division needs some work.

Nice way to remind us of MVP splitting Kane open by really having the chain emphasized, perhaps making for a useful little weapon in the future for MVP. His actual promo itself was pretty good, ending the thing with Kane once and for all, while MVP declaring he wants gold is okay too. I’m not sure I’d like to see a Batista/MVP feud; especially at this stage considering MVP is still very new to SmackDown! and that those two headlining a Pay-Per-View would probably be a catastrophe buy rates wise, but showing MVP will be after gold down the line, if that’s what you’re doing, isn’t a bad thing.

While these segments have been cheesy, and I feel you’ve overdone the ahs a bit much in them, I don’t mind The FBI coming back. They’re fill out a nice spot in the midcard of SmackDown!. Plus, Vito being in The FBI is much better than Vito wearing a dress.

Kennedy seeking out Arn Anderson to deliver the challenge to Flair was a clever way to go about things. The arrogance of Kennedy was good throughout the promo, really getting in Anderson’s face and talking shit about Arn’s age like you would expect from a guy like him. Talking about how Flair showed him no respect and the threat at the end were both nice little lines from Kennedy, making for a nice promo here.

I’m very much looking forward to seeing you get to WrestleMania 23. I honestly have no idea about the majority of the card, which makes it all the more exciting. Looking forward to seeing where you go with it.

Solid win for ‘Taker on SmackDown!, getting him some momentum going as we heard towards ‘Mania, which is obviously The Undertaker’s time of the year. Good to see Mercury allowed to be competitive too, giving him a solid filler week before he moves into his next feud, possibly going after Benoit and the US Title, which I would quite like to see.

Good promo from King Booker, perfect in terms of character, especially with him snapping at the crowd after referring to them as his subjects, in challenging ‘Taker to a match at No Way Out. This one has building for a while, so the match at No Way Out seems a natural. Should be good.

The Miz promo was fine in terms of modern day character, but I have to say that I’m a little disappointed that he not only seems to have just taken his modern day character (catchphrases and all) on board. I also find it strange that you seem to be positioning The Miz for a feud with Matt Hardy leading to No Way Out. While he may be WWE Champion now, back in 2007 The Miz absolutely sucked, thus pushing him hard simply wasn’t an option. I don’t mind him being used in a low position on the card, or even as part of a tag team where his flaws could be easily covered, but pushing him as a singles competitor in early 2007 simply doesn’t seem viable.

The No Way Out vignette was pretty clever. Like WrestleMania, most of the card is a mystery, giving it an exciting feel.

Nice way to kick the match off with a bang, although I thought you maybe went overboard in trying to bring the high impact early on, as having Benoit throw so many German suplexes, having Test reel off the pumphandle slam and having Batista use a spinebuster so early in the match seems odd when all can be used as either finishers or big nearfall moves. The finish of the match was nice though, setting up what should be a good feud between Finlay and Benoit with high match quality, while Batista looking good is also a good way to finish the show as we wait for a number one contender. Good finish.


Another very solid show here. Your writing, as usual, was good throughout, and the booking seems to be building along nicely without anything too obvious happening. I’m not too sure what you have planned next, but I feel like that’s one of the positives of this thread, as you really do keep the reader on the edge of their seat. Looking forward to the next stop of RAW: Night of Champions before you well and truly get going on the road to WrestleMania. Things are shaping up well, so I can’t wait to see what happens next. Good work, my man.
 
#68 ·
Exams are over. Let's try get this thread back on track.

*****

~Monday Night Raw~
February 5th, 2007
Sioux City, Iowa


~Three Hour Special~




Sioux City, Iowa is buzzing at the prospect of the first three hour special edition of Monday Night Raw in 2007. And tonight, the stakes couldn't be higher as we gear up for Raw: Night Of Champions, the night where every championship contested on Monday Night Raw will be on the line!

Having embarrassed the McMahon family in recent weeks, WWE Champion John Cena knew that when Shane McMahon kicked off last week's show by announcing they he personally would be choosing Cena's opponent tonight, 'The Champ' was in for a long night. But no one could have predicted that Shane would pick not one, but two opponents for Cena, placing the WWE Champion in the middle of the dispute between Shawn Michaels and Triple H, a friendship that has fallen apart in recent weeks and could be set to explode tonight! With 'The Game' seemingly baying for blood after he was the victim of an accidently sweet chin music last week, will Michaels' pleads for reconciliation fall on deaf ears? Will both former DX members sacrifice the other for the richest prize in wrestling? Can Cena survive in one of the most hostile environments he's ever experienced? And what role will the McMahon's play tonight? The answers to all these questions will no doubt be revealed by the time we go off the air.

Also on the line tonight, for what Mr. McMahon has announced as the last time ever, the ECW Championship will be contested under 'Extreme Rules' with a new school - old school battle. The current champion, Bobby Lashley, the new face of extreme, albeit for many ECW purists the face of the corporate, McMahon ECW. The challenger, Rob Van Dam, the very embodiment of that old school mentality that emanated from the bingo hall in Philadelphia. While Lashley contends that he's always done his best to represent ECW in the right way, Van Dam is determined to see the ECW Championship go out on a high note. Which one of these 'extreme' warriors will emerge as the last ever ECW Champion?

Last week's main event saw the cracks in the World Tag Team Champions widen as Edge and Randy Orton almost came to blows. Tonight, they face the newfound team of Ric Flair and Carlito. Having already won the Royal Rumble, guaranteeing himself a Wrestlemania main event, Edge clearly has his mind on other things. But with Orton determined to continue holding tag team gold, and the experience factor heavily favouring the champs, it's going to take a monumental effort for Flair and Carlito to leave with the gold tonight.

Having delivered not one, but two concussions to Jeff Hardy in recent weeks on his way to becoming the new Intercontinental Champion, Kenny Dykstra felt confident that he'd be having the night off tonight. However, having heard what Matt Hardy had to say regarding his brother's condition last Friday night on Smackdown, Dykstra has been less than confident over the weekend. After emphatically stating that it WILL be Dykstra vs. Hardy tonight, the question remains... what Hardy will show up tonight? Will Jeff recover in time to challenge and regain his title? Or will brother Matt step into the breech and defend the family honour, in the process winning the Intercontinental Championship? Or can Dykstra show experience beyond his years by responding to whatever opponent he winds up facing?

For months Victoria ran roughshod over the Divas division, destroying Candice Michelle, Torrie Wilson and Maria on her way to earning a title shot with champion Mickie James three weeks ago on Raw. James scored the win that night, but in a somewhat fortuitous fashion, catching the challenger in a victory roll having been the second best throughout the majority of the match. Having earned another shot last week in a fatal four way match that James refereed, tonight Victoria is determined that this is her time to win championship gold. But Mickie will no doubt bring the fight, and tonight will see this bitter rivalry finally come to an end, one way or another.

Also tonight, Umaga and CM Punk will in singles action, Chris Masters will no doubt be looking for an answer to the proposition he made Johnny Nitro last week, while perhaps the two most interested spectators of the World Tag Team Championship match will be Shelton Benjamin and Charlie, who will no doubt be looking for the first crack at whoever the new champions may be. All of this and more tonight on the three hour special Raw: Night Of Champions!!

Confirmed Matches:

WWE Championship Triple Threat Match: John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H
ECW Championship Extreme Rules Match: Bobby Lashley vs. Rob Van Dam

World Tag Team Championships Match: Rated-RKO vs. Ric Flair and Carlito
Intercontinental Championship Match: Kenny Dykstra vs. Jeff Hardy??
Women's Championship Match: Mickie James vs. Victoria

Umaga and CM Punk will also be in action!!



****

~Raw: Night Of Champions News, Notes and Spoilers~



With Raw: Night Of Champions mere hours away, speculation from the locker room suggests a major heel turn is in the works for during tonight’s main event. Several scenarios have been put forward, with surprisingly the one gaining most traction being the idea of turning WWE Champion John Cena heel in a major swerve. Feeling that since Cena receives his share of boos regardless of where he competes, Cena could turn heel by siding with the McMahons tonight, swerving on Triple H and Shawn Michaels by aligning himself with Vince and Shane and going forward as a ‘Corporate Champion’. Both Triple H and Shawn Michaels are also being considered for heel turns, with the month long DX breakdown story perfectly poised for either man to change alignment. Triple H it appears has been very receptive to turning, especially if it lands him the WWE Championship and a main event at Wrestlemania. The outcome of the ECW Championship match will also weigh heavily on the destination of the WWE Championship. One idea that has caught Vince McMahon’s ear is that of a ‘Corporate’ John Cena facing Bobby Lashley in some sort of title unification match. Tonight is being billed as the last time ever the ECW Championship will be defended, leading to the assumption that title could easily be unified at ‘Mania with the right storyline behind it.

With Edge having won the Royal Rumble and destined for a main event match at Wrestlemania, Ric Flair and Carlito are almost guaranteed to walk out of Raw: Night of Champions as the new World Tag Team Champions. One late creative pitch called for Edge and Orton to retain the titles, leading to Orton becoming involved in a triple threat match with Edge and a World Champion at Wrestlemania, but as of right now the original plan of Orton and Edge's partnership combusting and handing Flair and Carlito the titles in the process is expected to be carried through. As such, Rated-RKO would almost certainly cease to exist, with creative having no intention of portraying Orton's character as a lackey to Edge as he chases gold at Wrestlemania.

Orton is set to benefit from a renewed level of faith in him from Vince McMahon himself. After being suspended 60 days in early 2006 for unprofessional behaviour, Orton was giving one last chance by McMahon to rebuild his career and re-establish himself. Having been impressed with Orton's demeanour during the Rated-RKO tag title reign, Orton was heavily considered a favourite to win the Royal Rumble. However, with that spot going to Edge, Orton is now being considered as an early favourite to win Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania, with a return to championship gold at some point after the summer. However, this all of course depends on how Orton's behaviour holds up over the upcoming months.

As for the third member of Rated-RKO, Kenny Dykstra has no worries of losing his Intercontinental Championship at any point soon. Since being heavily pushed as part of the Spirit Squad, Dykstra is now making a name for himself in the singles ranks. Allowed to be competitive against John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H on Raw last week, Dykstra sets to remain a strong presence on the show through Wrestlemania and beyond.

The feud between Mickie James and Victoria is set to come to a conclusion tonight, with James likely to retain her title. One interesting note is that OVW diva Beth Phoenix has been appearing on Raw house shows over the last few weeks. Last seen on Raw back in June 2006 as a fan favourite, Phoenix could be set to debut in the next few weeks. If she returns as she left as a face, it would suggest that Victoria would secure victory tonight, leading a feud with Phoenix or even a triple threat for the Women's Championship at Wrestlemania.

One man still out of the loop with regards to Wrestlemania is Umaga. Plans for 'The Samoan Bulldozer' have still to be finalised, with the Samoan's impressive 'undefeated' streak still considered a useful tool to build towards a match. Many plans have been thrown forward, including Umaga facing Cena for the WWE Championship to having Umaga enter Money in the Bank. As of right now, the Wrestlemania fate of Umaga still remains unclear, but creative will be pressed to come up with something quickly.

Promo videos continue to air hyping the debut of the Hart Legacy. Harry Smith, TJ Wilson and Nattie Niedhart will all debut before Wrestlemania and instantly be involved in a feud with another tag team. An experienced team such as The World's Greatest Tag Team or Cade 'N' Murdoch may be asked to step in a carry the youngsters through their first few weeks of being on the main roster, however Benjamin and Haas may be asked to continue their feud with Flair and Carlito. The burgeoning team of Johnny Nitro and Chris Masters also looks set to continue, as creative presently has nothing for either man as singles acts. A partnership could reinvigorate both men, especially after the disappointing ends they respectively had to 2006.

And finally, Nick Dinsmore is set to return to Raw in the next few weeks. After the 'Eugene' character was removed from television during a brutal assault from Umaga, Dinsmore is scheduled to make his re-debut as a much more serious character. Creative feel they have the perfect storyline reason in place for Dinsmore's return, with Dinsmore himself excited at the possibility of finally being able to demonstrate his considerable talent as a more credible member of the Raw roster.


*****

 
#69 ·
First of all, I hope exams went well for you.

Moving onto the show, this is one that I've really been looking forward to since you posted your last show. It could go a HUGE way to shaping WrestleMania, making it pretty much must read. With the way this has been hyped as the last ECW Title match and the talk of a heel turn in the preview, outside of perhaps a Triple H heel turn, I'm also fairly sure you're going to go with something I predicted quite some time ago and have Lashley turn heel on Cena with a run in to side with Vince. That's not as likely as some others, but it's probably my favourite scenario right now. The rest of the card looks solid too, with all of the title matches having potential to be good, plus two of the guys who seem be going places also getting matches.

As far as the news goes, I'm not going to speculate too much because, well, I already have, but I like the idea of Phoenix coming up to strengthen the women's division, along with The Hart Legacy helping out what seems like a pretty strong tag division right now.

Everything looks in order, and the show should be great. Expect feedback ASAP. :)
 
#70 · (Edited)
~Monday Night Raw~
February 5th, 2007
Sioux City, Iowa


~Three Hour Special~

"Fairytales don't come true when I'm involved."



We open with a brief highlights package from last week, focusing on the happenings of the main event, where all three members of Rated-RKO teamed to take on John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. Tensions run high throughout the match for the 'face' team, with Cena having to forcibly tag 'The Game' into the match, only for Rated-RKO to spend much of the match weakening Trips. The chaotic finish to the match takes up most of the highlights, as Shawn Michaels accidently catches Triple H with sweet chin music, only to then taste an RKO, only for Edge to accidently spear Orton, allowing Cena to his the match winning FU to Kenny Dykstra. Mayhem descends after the bell, with Michaels and Triple H almost coming to blows, while Rated-RKO appears to be falling apart. Shane McMahon then makes his presence felt, with the highlights package ending on his announcement of tonight's main event, Cena defending the WWE Championship against both Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

We now get the usual Raw opening video and then it's into the arena for a massive pyro display, and as the camera pans the arena Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler shout over the fever pitch crowd, everyone in attendance knowing tonight will be a huge night...


Jim Ross: Welcome everybody to a very special three hour edition of Monday Night Raw! Welcome everyone, to Raw: Night Of Champions! Hello everyone, I'm Jim Ross, alongside me as always is Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and King, there is electricity in the air tonight for what promises to be a monumental episode of Monday Night Raw!

Jerry Lawler: Oh J.R., you ain't kiddin'! What a night we've got in store. Tonight, John Cena defends the WWE Championship against both Triple H and Shawn Michaels in a triple threat match! Michaels and Triple H looked they wanted to kill each other when we went off the air last week, and Cena doesn't even have to be involved in the pinfall to lose his title!

Jim Ross: It's a situation that has the potential to explode, and it could happen tonight with the WWE Championship on the line! But folks, this is Raw: Night Of Champions, and every title here on Raw is up for grabs. And despite Mr. McMahon's wishes, the ECW Championship will be on the line tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah well Mr. McMahon may not have been able to stop the ECW Championship match tonight, but Mr. McMahon has stated that tonight is the last ever night the ECW Championship will appear on Monday Night Raw. J.R., tonight, either Bobby Lashley or Rob Van Dam is going to walk away as the last ever ECW Champion.

Jim Ross: Also tonight, Mickie James and Victoria will look to finally settle their long standing rivalry as they battle for the Women's Championship. And, well as absurd as it may sound, Jeff Hardy is scheduled to compete in a rematch for the Intercontinental Championship. Jeff of course suffered a severe concussion at the Royal Rumble, probably isn't even medically cleared to compete here tonight, yet Jonathan Coachman has decided that tonight is the night for Jeff to have his rematch.

Jerry Lawler: Well we heard from Jeff's brother Matt last Friday night on Smackdown, and Matt vowed that it would be Dykstra versus Hardy tonight. But which Hardy is gonna show up J.R.?

Jim Ross: Well that's a very good point 'King'. I hope Jeff Hardy's health allows him to compete tonight, but I also don't wanna see the kid do himself serious, permanent damage.

*MY TIME IS NOW...*​

A mostly positive response for the WWE Champion John Cena, who looks confident as ever despite his title being on the line tonight. Cena bounds out onto the stage, giving the fans a big salute before he races down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope...


Jim Ross: Love him or hate him folks, you gotta appreciate the heart and passion this man brings to the ring every night. But tonight, will heart and passion be enough for John Cena to retain the WWE Championship, especially that, as you pointed out 'King', Cnea doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Well not only that J.R., but think about who he's in the ring with. Shawn Michaels and Triple H, two great former champions in their own rights. I just don't know if Cena can overcome those odds.

In the ring, 'The Champ' asks for and receives a microphone from Lillian Garcia, before waiting for the crowd to quiet before he starts to speak...

John Cena: Sioux City, Iowa, tonight you guys are in for a huge night!

Small pop...

John Cena: Tonight, live, Raw: Night Of Champions. Every title is on the line, every champion is in action tonight... including yours truly. John Cena, Shawn Michaels, Triple H. A triple threat match for the WWE Championship. It don't get any bigger folks.

Another small pop, but Cena remains serious...

John Cena: I got a lotta respect for both Triple H and Shawn Michaels. They are icons in this business, future hall of famers... but what is not in either of their futures is my WWE Championship. Not tonight, not any night. You two wanna settle your differences in the ring tonight? I'm fine with that. I got no problem steppin' back and lettin' you two go at it. Heck, maybe I'll pull up a chair next to J.R. and 'King' and watch two of the very best go at it.

A quick shot of J.R. and 'King', both smiling in Cena's direction...

John Cena: I'm just messin' around here. Tonight, it's gonna be a hell of a fight. I know that tonight, neither Shawn Michaels or Triple H are gonna have settlin' their difference at the front of their minds. Their gonna be focused on the richest prixe in the game, the WWE Championship. If either man gets the chance to take this title away from me, they'll grab it with both hands. But both Shawn Michaels and Triple H better realise one thing...

Cena holds the WWE Championship in his hands, taking a lingering look at it before bursting to life and turning to the crowd...

John Cena: That THE CHAMP... IS... HERRRRRRREE!!

Solid pop...

John Cena: The champ is here and I ain't gonna stand aside for nobody! If it all goes down between Michaels and Triple H, I'll be the one who ends it for both of 'em. This ain't about the problems those two are havin', tonight is about the WWE Championship, and when my title gets involved, nothin' gets in my way of holdin' on to it.

Another decent pop, with Cena nodding for the fans response before narrowing his eyes as he stares into the hard camera...

John Cena: But now I wanna talk about somethin' that happened last week. I wanna say a few words about a certain Shane McMahon.

Boos from the crowd, at which Cena can only smile...

John Cena: Shane, last week you tried to play games with me and the WWE Championship. You put me in a six man tag team match with two guys that have done nothin' but get in each other's faces the last few weeks, and then you offer my opponents a shot at me tonight if they could get the job done. You warned me against one of my partners stabbin' me in the back, you said I was in an impossible situation. And then after I get the job done, after I get the win for my team, you turn around and put me up against both Michaels and Triple H tonight.

Cena removes his hat, runs a hand through his hair and then stares deep into the hard camera...

John Cena: Well Shane, I got new for ya'. If you got a problem with me 'cause of what I did to your old man... then why don't me and you settle it man to man, in this ring TONIGHT!

Pop...

John Cena: I know I'm busy tonight, I got a huge match to go ready for, but I don't mind pullin' double duty to settle things with you Shane.

Another pop...

John Cena: So Shane O'Mac... if you want some... COME GET SOME!

Cena defiantly slams his mic to the mat, before taking off his t-shirt and throwing it into the crowd. Cena snaps himself against the ropes a few times before looking up the ramp and shouting "C'mon!"...

Jerry Lawler: J.R., did John Cena really just call out Shane McMahon?

Jim Ross: That's certainly what it sounded like, but I'm not sure that's all that smart a move for the WWE Champion to be makin' right now.

Jerry Lawler: Not smart? Is he crazy? You never pick a fight with a McMahon J.R., it never ends in your favour.

Cena continues to pace the ring... until...

*HARD HITTIN'...*​

It's not Shane McMahon. Instead it's Jonathan Coachman stepping out from the back, to a bunch of heat from the crowd. 'Coach' begins to slowly walk down the ramp... until he stops, shaking his head. Cena looks disgusted that it's Coachman and not Shane that's making his way down to the ring, but 'The Champ' seems content that at least he'll get his hands on one of the men who have been a thorn in his side lately. Coach throws a few trash words at Cena, and a smirk soon crosses his face, as when 'Coach' starts waving towards the entrance way, the charade is revealed as a squad of secutiry guards follow him down to the ring...


Jim Ross: I shoulda known Jonathan Coachman would never walk into the ring with John Cena alone. It seems that'Coach' has answered the call from Cena, but he's bringing company with him.

Jerry Lawler: I told you so. Bad things happen when you call out a McMahon. 'The Coach' is about to teach John Cena a lesson on behalf of Vince and Shane.

'Coach' and the troops all head into the ring, where around 8 security guards form a barrier between Cena and Coachman. Mic already in his hand, 'Coach' positions himself across from Cena ready to berate him behind the safety of his hired goons...

Jonathan Coachman: Well, well... John Cena. Y'konw, if I was you Cena, as horrible as that thought may be, if was you Cena, I'd really, really watch my mouth when it comes to talkin' about the McMahons. Be very careful what you wish for Mr. Cena, 'cause you just might get it.

Feeling invincible due to the security team, 'Coach' arrogantly points at Cena as he speaks, the WWE champion keeping his compusure thus far...

Jonathan Coachman: You got a real attitude problem Cena. You don't have any respect for authority. Hell, you barely have any respect for yourself what with the cheap-ass clothes you wear.

Cena looks up and down at his 3/4 lenght combats and "Hustle. Loyalty. Respect." t-shirt before shaking his head at 'Coach'...

Jonathan Coachman: That disgusting t-shirt you're wearing Cena, it says respect on it. I suggest that if you want to remain WWE Champion for much longer, you better start showing Mr. McMahon and his son Shane some respect. Because if you don't Cena... things could get very uncomfortable here on Monday Night Raw for you.

Feeling his point has been made, 'Coach' smiles as the crowd boos...

Jonathan Coachman: Now Cena, I have a little message for you, from Mr. McMahon. Two weeks ago, you put your hands on Vincent Kennedy McMahon. And that Cena... that was a huge mistake. And last week... you got in Shane McMahon's face. And that was an even bigger mistake. Now, Mr. McMahon is back after his vacation last week, and he wants you to know somethin' Cena. He wants you to know that-

John Cena: (Interrupting) Hold on a second there 'Coach'. I got somthin' I wanna say first. I just wanna let you to know, that I don't give a damn what Vince McMahon thinks.

'Coach' is stunned, shouting "You can't say that!" as the crowd cheers...

John Cena: Vince, I ain't talkin' to the paid help tonight. I know you're back there, and I know you can hear me. Vinny Mac, 'Coach' came out here and he talked about respect. In my book, respect is earned. You don't demand anythin' off of me Vince, especially not respect! Same goes for Shane, and the same goes to you too 'Coach'.

Pop...

John Cena: But I said two weeks ago that one of these days I was gonna get you alone in this ring 'Coach' So if you wanna earn a bit of respect right now, you'll step infront of your hired goons and you'll stand across me man to man, and you can help me send a message of my own to the McMahons.

'Coach' adjusts his tie, composing himself before he replies...

Jonathan Coachman: Listen Cena. I'm gonna give you a lil' advice. Don't mess with Mr. McMahon. Countless superstars over the years tried it... and they all wound up losing. You remember what happened to Bret Hart, dont'cha Cena? You don't want that to happen... to you. If you're not careful Cena... somethin' like that could happen... tonight.

Boos as 'Coach' smiles smugly, while Cena runs a hand through his hair...

John Cena: What is that 'Coach'? Is that some kinda threat? Is Vince gonna try screw me outta the title tonight? Is that what you're sayin'?

Arrogantly 'Coach' shrugs, shouting "Maybe" across the ring...

John Cena: Well Vinny, if you wanna threaten me, why don't you step out her and do it yourself? Why don't you come out here and bring Shane with ya'? C'mon Vince! I know you're back there, you know where I am.

Cena looks up the ramp... but there's still no sign of either McMahon, much to the ammusement of 'Coach'...

John Cena: It ain't gonna happen is it?

Cena shakes his head ruefully before looking at Coachman...

John Cena: He's not gonna come out here is he?

'Coach' laughs as he gleefully shakes his head...

John Cena: Well... if Vince ain't gonna come out here... and Shane ain't gonna come out here... you'll just have to do.

And with that, Cena explodes through the security line... and gets his hands on 'Coach'! Immediately Coachman makes a run for it, but Cena manages to grab hold of his suit jacket, ripping and clawing at it, only for the security to finally react, dragging Cena to the opposite side of the ring. 'Coach' makes a run for it as the sheer number of guards overwhelm Cena...

Jonathan Coachman: What the hell do you think you're doin' Cena! You don't put your hands on me! Security... I think it's time you taught Mr. Cena a little lesson in respect.

With Cena held against the ropes by two guards, two other guards step forward, intent on dishing out some punishment... only for Cena to kick out at them, catching one in the face and the other in the gut! The two guards holding Cena's arms are pulled into each other face first, knocking both under the bottom rope. Clotheslines and right hands send guards scurrying from the ring, until there's only one left, namely the guard Cena just kicked in the gut. Stumbling towards him, Cena is ready to strike... with the FU!! The crowd erupts as Cena quickly explodes to his feet, roaring up the ramp at Coachman as security guards scramble to safety...

Jim Ross: What an explosive way to start Monday Night Raw! John Cena, he's had enough, he wants the McMahons!

Jerry Lawler: Cena may not have gotten his hands on Jonathan Coachman, but he just sent a message to both Vince and Shane McMahon!

Jim Ross: And he's not done yet! Cena defends the WWE Championship later tonight, on this special Raw: Night Of Champions!

*Commercial*​

When we return it's too the surprising sight of former ECW Commentator Joey Styles. Styles is dressed in a sharp suit, with a microphone in his hand, suggesting it's time for an interview...


Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming my guest at this time, he is the challenger for the ECW Championship... 'Mr. Monday Night'... Rob... Van... Dam!

A good pop greets Rob Van Dam as he steps into the frame, shaking hands with Styles as he does, the respect and friendship between the two clear for all to see...

Joey Styles: Rob, tonight you face the ECW Champion Bobby Lashley for Lashley's title, but for many fans this match takes on even greater significance. You Rob, you represent the ethos of old school ECW, while for many, Bobby Lashley represents a new, corporate image of ECW. With that in mind Rob, what does this match mean for you tonight?

Van Dam smiles and nods his head as he ponders his response...

Rob Van Dam: Joey, me and you... we go way back. Anybody who was there back in the day, back in the original ECW, knows what the ECW Championship means to me. Any fan who watched us in the original ECW, knows that tonight is a big night for me. You're right dude, tonight's about more than a championship.

Styles nods along, agreeing with every word...

Rob Van Dam: To Vince McMahon, ECW and its Championship are nothin' more than an inconvenience. Does Lashley feel that way?

Van Dam gives a shrug and a shake of the head...

Rob Van Dam: I dunno man. I mean, sure he carries the title around with him. He likes the look of it over his shoulder and around his waist. But when was the last time Lashley put that title on the line? When was the last time the ECW Championship was relevant here on Raw? When was the last time the spirit of ECW, the true ECW that I gave my blood for... when was the last time the spirit of that organisation was felt all around the world?

Respectful pop from inside the arena...

Rob Van Dam: That's what tonight's all about dude. It's about taking things to the extreme one last time. I'm talkin' about really showing what old school ECW was all about. And sadly for Bobby Lashley... that dude's gonna find out all about the spirit of ECW first hand tonight.

Pop...

Rob Van Dam: And I'm gonna hold that ECW Championship in my arms again... one... last... time. 'Cos I'm Rob... Van... Dam!

Another good pop from the crowd, with RVD giving Styles a pat on the shoulder as he turns to leave.


A few moments silence until...

"WOOOOO..."

*ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA...*

The crowd buzzes again as the legendary Ric Flair steps out, "woooo-ing" his way down the ramp and into the ring...


Jim Ross: Its time for our first championship match, and what a way to start with none other than the 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair!

Jerry Lawler: J.R., we say it often enough, he's a sixteen world heavyweight champion, he's been Intercontinental Champion, he's held tag titles... can Ric Flair add yet another piece of gold to his name tonight?

Jim Ross: I think he's got a great chance. This combination of Flair and Carlito combines the savvy veteran skills of Flair with the exciting action of Carlito. Rated-RKO have seen off all challengers during their reign, but Flair and Carlito could prove to be a huge threat to the champions.

In the ring, Flair removes his blue robe, passing it over the top rope to a stage hand below. Flair then pulls on the top rope and takes a little jog of the ring as...

”I SPIT IN DA’ FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO BE COOL..."

*COOL...*​

It's another good response as Carlito emerges from the back, his trademark apple in one hand, the lovely Torrie Wilson holding the other. Carlito looks more serious that usual, clearly focused on the job at hand tonight...

Jim Ross: And this young man Carlito has a great chance to really get his career back on track tonight. It wasn't a great 2006 for the man from the Caribbean Superstar, but in recent weeks, under the tutelage of Ric Flair, Carlito has been more serious and more focused, and it could all pay off tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Well I talked about the numerous championships Ric Flair's won over the years, Carlito's had his share of gold too. Here's a guy who's been both the Intercontinental and United States Champion. He could become a tag champion for the first time tonight.

'Lito shares a brief hug with Flair, before giving Torrie one last kiss on the cheek as she departs the ring. Carlito removes his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd, before he and Flair share a few last minute words as...

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT (RATED-R REMIX)...*​

Major heat as Edge and Randy Orton walk down to the ring with a purpose. A determined looking Orton leads the way, while the 2007 Royal Rumble Winner Edge remains a few steps behind his partner, the tension of last week's altercation as we went off the air obviously still lingering...


Jim Ross: But for that to happen, Flair and Carlito will have to make it past Edge and Randy Orton, two men who have dominated the tag team division here on Raw in recent months.

Jerry Lawler: And of course, their greatest claim to fame, it was Edge and Randy Orton who killed D-Generation X, despite how the match went down. But J.R., I wanna ask you, do you think Edge and Orton can be on the same page tonight after what happened last week?

Jim Ross: I'm sure Edge and Orton, with the titles on the line, can work together just fine. It's not gonna be easy for Flair and Carlito here tonight, I promise you that.

Match 1: World Tag Team Championships Match
World Tag Team Champions Rated-RKO (Edge and Randy Orton) vs. Ric Flair and Carlito w/ Torrie Wilson

As the bell rings, Carlito is in the ring, ready to go, although in the opposite corner an uneasy exchange between Edge and Orton takes place, with Edge adamant that it be Orton who starts the match for his team. Orton does indeed step forward, but not after taking a long, hard look at Edge before he ties up with Carlito. The match starts at a fast pace as Orton works into a headlock, only to be sent off the ropes, bowling ‘Lito over with a shoulderblock. Orton looks to again come off the ropes, but this time he’s sent down by a hiptoss. Kicks drive Orton to the corner, where Flair gets the tag, lighting up Orton’s chest with a string of chops to the chest. Flair then looks to target Orton’s left arm, with Flair and ‘Lito making plenty of quick tags as they continue to work the arm. Flair is in, wrenching the arm around, only for Orton to grab a handful of hair, pulling himself and Flair into the Rated-RKO corner. Edge makes a tag behind Flair’s back, so when the ref calls for the break and Flair unloads with a chop to Orton’s chest, he doesn’t see Edge sneak in behind him... to drop Flair with an inverted-DDT! 1... 2... Flair rolls the shoulder.

Trapped in the Rated-RKO half of the ring, Edge and Orton quickly go to work on Flair’s lower back, with a series of stiff kicks being aimed to the base of the spine. The champions show off their obvious advantage in terms of teaming together as Edge holds Flair in position for Orton to fire a tough forearm to the back, before a clothesline knocks Flair down. The Orton stomp does more damage, before he drags Flair to his feet and fires the veteran to the corner. Flair hits the turnbuckle hard... and staggers straight into a huge back body drop! 1... 2... again Flair rolls the shoulder.

The punishment of Flair continues, as Edge and Orton manage to hold their team together to work well together, wearing Flair down with every blow aimed to the spine. The tags continue as Edge re-enters the ring, looking to hook Flair up for a suplex... inside cradle! 1... 2... Edge barely kicks out. The near fall gives Flair a bunch of energy, as when both men return to their feet, Flair beats Edge to the punch, teeing off with rights and lefts before a big chop knocks Edge down. Flair now begins the walk towards his corner... but Edge grabs the foot! Out of desperation Edge hangs on, with both men now on their feet... enzuigiri! The crowd is stunned as Flair delivers a far from textbook enzuigiri, but it does enough as the veteran crawls to his corner... and tags in Carlito!

‘Lito slingshots into the ring and starts smacking Edge with right hands, backing Edge to the ropes, allowing Carlito to go for an Irish whip... which Edge reverses... but ‘Lito ducks a clothesline... and keeps running, jumping to the second rope... for a springboard back elbow! Orton is in, but he too runs into a right hand, allowing Carlito to send Orton to the corner... but when Carlito charges, Orton gets the boot up... and hammers Carlito with a clothesline! Regaining the advantage for his team, Orton shakes away a few cobwebs, and the match looks to settle down once again as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

And when we return, Orton has ‘Lito locked in a chinlock, but Carlito is in the process of struggling back to his feet, connecting on a pair of rights to the gut to free himself before swinging with a big right... but Orton ducks... and drops ‘Lito with the inverted headlock backbreaker. Edge gets the tag, and he instantly locks on a reverses chinlock, transitioning into a bodyscissors with his legs as he looks to keep ‘Lito grounded, keeping the hold locked in for an age and wearing Carlito down. Once more Carlito struggles to break free, but eventually he does make it back up, elbowing his way out of the hold and coming off the ropes... straight into a flapjack! 1... 2... ‘Lito kicks out, but the champs remain in control as Orton comes in, dropping several knee drops to the head before whipping Carlito off the ropes into a perfect snap scoop powerslam, scoring another near fall.

Edge is back in, clubbing ‘Lito with forearms to the neck, before he drags ‘The Caribbean Superstar’ to the corner, hoisting him up onto the top turnbuckle, his body facing away from the ring. A few more forearms connect before Edge climbs to the second rope, looking for a side suplex from the top rope... but Carlito shifts his weight in mid air... and counters with a crossbody off the top! The crowd pops as both men crash to the mat, and now both men head for the corners... here comes Orton... but here comes Ric Flair! ‘The Nature Boy’ steps through the ropes just in time to catch the on-rushing Orton with a stinging chop, knocking Orton down only for Flair to fire him off the ropes... back body drop sends Orton up and down! Edge is back up, but he too runs into chops, before Edge swings and misses with a right hand... Flair connects with the atomic drop... and then clotheslines Edge over the top rope to the floor!

Now Orton is alone in the ring, the legal man for his team, but he connects on a hard right hand to Flair... and goes for an RKO out of nowhere... no! Flair grabs the top rope, saving himself and seeing Orton crash to the mat. Orton slowly staggers to his feet, turning back towards Flair... and not seeing Carlito attack from behind... BACKSTABBER! Carlito connects, but it’s Flair as the legal man who hooks the leg, we’ve got new champions... 1... 2... NO! Edge drags Flair from the ring! Edge saves the title as he pulls Flair under the bottom rope to the outside, dropping shots to Flair, but here comes Carlito... springboard crossbody takes Edge down!

Now Flair and Carlito return to the ring, looking to double team Orton, but Orton springs to life, catching Carlito as he tries to step through the ropes... with the rope hung DDT! Flair enters the ring via the steps, snapping yet more chops to Orton’s chest. Flair then looks to send Orton off the ropes, only for Orton to reverses the Irish whip... but Flair hangs on to the top rope, seeing Orton crash and burn on a dropkick attempt. Quickly, Flair moves in, snatching a foot of the grounded Orton... and twisting into THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!! The arena erupts as Flair locks on his signature submission move, with Orton crying out in agony, straining, scratching and clawing for the ropes... but he can’t reach, and it looks like Orton will tap... but Edge flies across the ring with an elbow drop, breaking the hold and saving the titles!

The crowd deflates as Edge saves his partner, now laying in with stomps to the chest before retreating to the corner, crouching, waiting for Flair to rise. Slowly the legend stands back up, but so does Orton, struggling to his feet as he favours his leg. Here comes Edge, making his move... SPEAR... NO! Flair dives to the side... but Edge puts on the breaks before he hits Orton. Realising they had a narrow escape, Edge sighs with relief, but Orton looks confused, shouting “What are you doin’?” at his partner. Edge protests his innocence, but once again Rated-RKO relations are strained. Orton again shouts, this time “You gonna spear me again!?” in reference to last week when Edge connected. Edge decides he’s heard enough, as when Orton looks to turn back to Flair, Edge spins him around... and FLIPS ORTON THE DOUBLE BIRD... AND THEN WALKS OUT ON THE MATCH! The crowd is stunned as Edge simply rolls under the bottom rope and walks up the ramp, leaving Orton behind. In the ring, Orton is furious, screaming up the ramp, kicking the bottom rope in frustration, furious that Edge has walked out on him. As this is going on, Carlito has snuck back into the ring... and he drops Orton with the BACKSTABBER!! Edge stops at the top of the ramp and turns to watch, just in time to see Orton get nailed... and in time to see Carlito hook the leg... 1... 2... 3!

Winners: And NEW World Tag Team Champions, Ric Flair and Carlito @ 12.46

The arena goes nuts as Flair and Carlito get this huge night of to a great start. The referee is quick to hand Flair and 'Lito the gold, both men hugging as they raise the titles high in the air.


Jerry Lawler: They did it J.R.! Ric Flair and Carlito are the new World Tag Team Champions!

Jim Ross: Congratulations to Flair and Carlito, but have we just seen Rated-RKO implode here? Edge walked out on that match, leaving Orton to fend for himself!

Jerry Lawler: And I can't imagine that'd made 'The Legend Killer' all that happy.

Torrie is soon in to embrace Carlito, while Orton has by now rolled to the outside, staring up the ramp at where his partner has just departed the scene. In the ring, the celebration continues as Flair "woooo's" to each side of the ring, with 'Lito proudly climbing to the second rope to raise the title high as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

We return to a backstage corridor to see a furious Randy Orton storming through the backstage area, pushing random backstage workers aside as he goes...


Randy Orton: WHERE IS HE?! Huh?

One worker gets too close to Orton, prompting the former World Tag Team Champion to grab the worker by the collar...

Randy Orton: YOU! You seen Edge?

The random worker shits a brick, barely mumbling a "no" in response, prompting Orton to toss him aside...

Randy Orton: EDGE! Where the hell is he?!

Now it's the cameraman who gets too close...

Randy Orton: Get that damn thing outta my face! EDGE!

Giving Orton plenty of space, the cameraman backs off, allowing us to see Orton head further down the corridor, only for Kenny Dykstra to run up to Orton, a concerned look on his face...

Kenny Dykstra: Hey, hey Randy! Randy, what are ya'-

Randy Orton: (Interrupting) WHERE IS HE?! WHERE'S EDGE?!

Flustered, Dykstra can only stutter his answer...

Kenny Dykstra: I-I-I don't know! What the hell happened out there?

Randy Orton: Edge walked out on me, that's what happened! God... I can't believe this!

An awkward silence breaks out, allowing our cameraman to move in for a close up of both men...

Kenny Dykstra: Y'know what? Screw Edge. We don't need him.

Slightly confused, Orton stares at Kenny...

Kenny Dykstra: I mean it, we don't need him. If Edge doesn't wanna team with you, then we ain't helpin' him become WWE Champion at Wrestlemania. Screw 'im! I mean, you're 'The Legend Killer' Randy Orton. I'm the Intercontinental Champion. We don't need Edge. He needs us more than we need him.

Composing himself, Orton nods his head...

Randy Orton: Yeah... you're right.

Kenny Dykstra: Alight man. If we see Edge, we'll kick the crap outta him! But if we don't... who cares? He's not better than you Randy.

Again Orton nods, this time with a smile, clearly pleased at the words of his protégé...

Randy Orton: I thought I told you to get that damn thing outta my face!

Once again Orton turns his attention to the cameraman, who quickly backs away as Orton and Dykstra walk off. A nearby door then squeaks open, and a head pops out... it's Edge! Edge gulps hard as he watches Orton and Dykstra leave, obviously having heard every word, before he quickly steps out of what appears to be a storage cupboard, his bag already over his shoulder as he briskly heads for the exit as we fade into a video.

*Video Package*

WRESTLEMANIA RECALL!

MARCH 31st, 1996
WRESTLEMANIA XII


Two of the finest workers of their generation, Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels compete in the first ever Wrestlemania Iron Man Match, with the man scoring the most falls within the hour being crowned WWF Champion. The two battle for an hour, with stalemate throughout until a dramatic last minute sees Hart finally lock on the sharpshooter. Determined to hang on, Michaels somehow battles the pain, unable to reach the ropes yet still refusing to submit. The clock expires with Michaels still locked in the sharpshooter, leading Hart to believe that since the match ended in a tie, he was still champion. However, then WWF Commissioner Gorilla Monsoon ordered that there would be a period of sudden death overtime, where the first man to score a pinfall would be victorious. Despite the anguish he suffered in the sharpshooter, Michaels hits two sweet chin music’s, handing him the victory and his first WWF Championship in the process in one of the greatest matches in Wrestlemania history.

WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - 55 DAYS AND COUNTING


*End Video Package*

We now cut to the arena for...

*THIS FIRE BURNS...*

Week on week the pop grows for CM Punk, who steps out, tapping and listening in on the imaginary watch on his wrist before shouting "It's clobberin' time!" and then racing down to the ring...


Jim Ross: Folks, it's already been an explosive night, and there's still more much to come, like CM Punk in action, when we return live to Raw: Night Of Champions!

*Commercial*

We return with Punk already in the ring, his music just dying out, before the attention turns to the top of the ramp as...

*PAPARAZZI...*​

Heat as Johnny Nitro and Melina make their elaborate entrance, complete with photographers and red carpet...


Jim Ross: Welcome back folks. Here comes a young couple, who for one reason or another, have not had a very successful start to 2007. Both Nitro and Melina have lost their share of matches in recent weeks, leading to a bit of tension between the two last week.

Jerry Lawler: Right and that tension nearly got worse when Chris Masters, another guy who's not been winning many matches lately, made Nitro an offer for the two of them to form a tag team of their own. Melina was certainly impressed, but I don't think Nitro was.

Jim Ross: Well I guess all will be forgiven if Nitro can pull of a win here right now...

Match 2:
Johnny Nitro
w/ Melina vs. CM Punk

From the tie-up a brief exchange of technical wrestling breaks out, as both men counter in and out of side headlock takedowns. Both men are on their feet as Punk works into a hammerlock, only for Nitro to hammer Punk with stiff elbows to the head, then charging off the ropes... Punk dives to the mat, seeing Nitro run across him... and then quickly springs up to connect on a single-leg dropkick, earning Punk an early 2 count. Punk then goes to work with hard kicks to the thigh, but when he goes for an Irish whip to the corner, Nitro springs to the second rope... and fires out with a springboard roundhouse! Nitro smacks Punk on the head, and he quickly hooks the leg... 1... 2... Punk rolls the shoulder.

Sensing he has the advantage, Nitro attacks with a string of uppercuts against the ropes before he goes for an Irish whip... and ducks a right hand... to catch Punk with a STO backbreaker... transitioning into a Russian legsweep. Nitro is quickly back up, only to spin 180 into a legdrop, hooking both legs but still only getting a 2 count. Nitro moves to mount Punk, hammering down with right after right before wrapping both legs around Punk’s neck, looking to squeeze the breath out of Punk. Nitro wraps his legs tight, every squeeze applying more pressure, leaving Punk unable to break free. Finally Punk flips into a bridging pin, causing Nitro to release the hold as he kicks out at 2.

With both men back on their feet, Punk snaps off two quick fire right hands, blocking a punk from Nitro to connect on yet another right of his own before hitting a right, a left and a back elbow before looking to finish the sequence with a kick to the skull... but Nitro ducks the roundhouse... and tags Punk with a right to the midsection. Nitro then goes for an Irish whip... but Punk reverses... and drops Nitro with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! 1... 2... again Nitro kicks out, but now it’s Punk who looks to build momentum, knocking Nitro down with two quick fire clothesline before a massive kick to the side of the skull keeps Nitro grounded.

Punk drags Nitro back up, scoring on short knees to the face before he fires Nitro to the corner... and charges in for the step-up knee to the face... and then explodes out of the corner with the bulldog! Punk has the crowd behind him as he’s back on his feet, waiting for Nitro... to nail a double underhook backbreaker! 1... 2... Nitro rolls the shoulder! Melina breathes a sigh of relief, but she’s soon interjecting herself in the match as Punk steps through the ropes near her. Punk waits for Nitro to rise, lining up a slingshot clothesline... only for Melina to grab his foot, distracting Punk and allowing Nitro to strike... with an inverted suplex that brings Punk back into the ring face first! Nitro quickly hooks the leg... 1... 2... Punk has a foot on the rope!

The frustration of Nitro spills out as he cries out, but he quickly recomposes himself by dragging Punk to the corner, setting him up as Nitro grabs the top ropes... hoists himself up... split-legged corkscrew moonsault... no! Punk gets his knees up, which sees Nitro drive his midsection into them. Nitro writhes in pain, just long enough for Punk to recover, compose himself and get back on his feet just in time to see Nitro sway towards him... Punk hoists Nitro up onto his shoulders... to hammer him with the Go-To-Sleep! Punk nails the GTS, and he quickly wraps Nitro up... 1... 2... 3!

Winner: CM Punk @ 05.28

Another impressive performance and another victory for CM Punk. The crowd gives a good pop as Punk rises to his feet to have his hand raised, while on the outside Melina is tearing her hair out, incredulous at the fact that Nitro has suffered yet another defeat...


Jerry Lawler: Aw would look at poor Melina. She looks like she's about to cry. Maybe I should go over there and console her J.R.?

Jim Ross: You just stay right where you are 'King'. I don't think even your legendary charm can save the day for Melina.

Melina has now joined Nitro in the ring, consoling but at the same time expressing her disgust at the outcome of the match, with the camera switching between the smiling Punk and the furious Melina as we head backstage...

To a pair of divas, this time it's Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle who grace our screen. The two share some inaudible chat, both girls smiling and sharing the occasional laugh...


Candice Michelle: So uh, what's this I hear about you and CM Punk?

Kelly blushes...

Kelly Kelly: Well that depends. What did you hear?

Candice Michelle: I heard that you've got a thing for him and you wanna ask him out.

Again Kelly blushes, more so than before...

Candice Michelle: I guess that's a yes! He's kinda cute and all, but I dunno about that whole no drinking thing.

Kelly Kelly: Well, I dunno. I mean, I only broke up with Mike a few weeks ago, and I just got started here on Raw. But... I liked him when we were on ECW together so I guess-

The mood of the room soon darkens though as the shadow of Mike Knox is cast over the two. Kelly looks worried at the appearance of her ex-boyfriend, while Candice is unimpressed at the interruption...

Candice Michelle: Uh... can we help you?

His eyes firmly fixed on Kelly, Knox barely blinks as he responds...

Mike Knox: Leave... now.

Kelly shuns away from the glare of Knox, while Candice isn't impressed...

Candice Michelle: Excuse me? You can't just barge in here and talk to me like that.

Still Knox stares a hole through Kelly as he answers...

Mike Knox: I said leave... now.

Candice refuses to budge, but Kelly realises it would be better not to piss Knox off...

Kelly Kelly: It's OK Candice, you can go. I can handle it.

Candice takes a good long stare at Knox, who still hasn't stopped looking at Kelly, before she smiles at Kelly and leaves...

Kelly Kelly: What do you want Mike? Why won't you just leave me alone?

There is no change in the almost deranged expression on Knox's face...

Mike Knox: That's no way to talk to your boyfriend Kelly.

Kelly Kelly: You're not my boyfriend anymore Mike! I dunno how many times I have to say it to you.

Still Knox stares, much to the discomfort of Kelly...

Mike Knox: When are you gonna realise Kelly that you can say it as many times as you want... but you're never gettin' away from me.

Creepy. Kelly decides that if words won't do it, her actions will...

Kelly Kelly: Oh really? Well why don't you watch me leave Mike? Then maybe you'll get the message.

Kelly turns to walk away, only for Knox to take a firm grasp of her wrist, causing Kelly to squeal in surprise...

Mike Knox: You're not goin' anywhere Kelly. You're comin' with me... now.

And with that, much like last week, Knox drags Kelly Kelly off camera. This week however, he does so with greater force, leading to a much heightened look of fear in Kelly's eyes. Kelly struggles, but Knox easily drags her away, Kelly crying for help as she goes but no one seems to be in the vicinity as the cries get quieter... and quieter... until the fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

*Video Package*

Quick-cutting shots flash across the screen of two young superstars, the two trading moves across a wrestling ring in a dimly-lit room...

Narrator: In Canada, wrestling is a tradition...

More shots of the youngsters in action, with it now clear that one of them is a strapping powerhouse, while the other is a smaller, technically gifted athlete...

Narrator: And one place is sacred to all...

We now see a blonde woman enter the ring, encouraging the two men inside...

Narrator: Beneath a family home is a place where only the brave enter...

Quick-fire shots of Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, The British Bulldog, Lance Storm and Bret Hart...

Narrator: And only the strong survive.

More shots of the two men flying around the ring, visible only through the shadows...

Narrator: The last graduating class of the Hart Dungeon is coming to Monday Night Raw...

The trio now stare at the camera through the shadows...

Narrator: To forge a new legacy!

"THE HART LEGACY - COMING SOON TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"


*End Video Package*

Back to the show and...

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...

HEY! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY..."

*BURN IN MY LIGHT (RATED-R REMIX)...*​

For the second time tonight we hear the Burn In My Light Remix, but this time it's to announce the arrival of the Intercontinental Champion Kenny Dykstra, who cockily strolls down to the ring, his title slung over his shoulder as he goes...


Jim Ross: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw ladies and gentlemen. It's been quite the night so far, but right now, here comes the Intercontinental Champion Kenny Dykstra, who is scheduled to face Jeff Hardy in a rematch of the Royal Rumble.

Jerry Lawler: Well at the Rumble, we didn't know if Jeff was gonna make it to compete in the match, but credit to Jeff, he showed up and put up one hell of a fight, but the injuries Jeff suffered on the Raw before the Rumble just proved too much for him to overcome.

Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy suffered a con-chair-to the Monday before the Royal Rumble, he was DDT's onto a steel chair at the Rumble behind the referee's back, causign Jeff to suffer a severe concussion. We heard from Jeff's brother Matt on Friday Night Smackdown, that although Jeff may not be medically cleared to compete tonight, Matt wouldn't be able to stop Jeff from taking part in the match if he showed up tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah but J.R., Matt Hardy also promised that it would be Dykstra against Hardy tonight. What do you think he meant by that J.R.?

Jim Ross: I guess we'll just have to wait and find out 'King'.

In the ring, Dykstra demands to be handed a microphone, snatching it away from Lillian Garcia...

Kenny Dykstra: At the Royal Rumble, I told you all that Jeff Hardy wasn't gonna show up for our Intercontinental Title match. And what do ya' know? He did.

Boos as the smug Dykstra shakes his head...

Kenny Dykstra: Jeff showed up, despite every doctor he went to see tellin' him not to. Instead of forfeiting the match and the Intercontinental Title to me, like his doctors told him to, like his family begged him to, Jeff turned up and faced me. And y'know what? He left on a stretcher!

Heat...

Kenny Dykstra: But those doctors and his family, they weren't tellin' Jeff not to show up because of the injuries he suffered at my hands on Raw. Oh no. They didn't want Jeff to show up... because they knew if he did, I would cripple him.

More heat...


Kenny Dykstra: They knew I'd hurt Jeff, they knew I'd stop at nothin' to get my hands on the Intercontinental Title. You all cheered when Jeff turned up, you believed the fairytale could happen, you thought the movie script would come to life, you all thought Jeff would defy the odds and hold on to his title.

Dykstra stares into the crowd, shaking his head...

Kenny Dykstra: But fairytales don't come true when I'm involved. I punished Jeff Hardy, not just for my sake... but for his. I taught Jeff a lesson, that you don't mess with me and get away with it. And when I looked into the cold, lifeless eyes of Jeff after our match at the Royal Rumble... I knew he'd learnt that lesson.

More heat...

Kenny Dykstra: And that's why I know... I guarantee... that Jeff Hardy won't show up tonight. I know he's not here, so that's why I want you...

Kenny points at referee Jack Doan, the same referee who was in charge of the Royal Rumble match...

Kenny Dykstra: To declare me the winner of this match by forfeit. And I know you've gotta give 'im a ten count... so why don't you start counting... right now.

Reluctantly, Doan calls for the bell before staring up the ramp, making his count...

One
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Two
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Three
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Arrogant as ever, Dykstra smirks, holding his title in the air, drawing a few more boos...

Four
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Five
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Six
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Seven
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So sure of Jeff not being here, Dykstra leans against the ropes, his arms open wide, feeling invincible in the moment...

Eight
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Nine
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...........

"OH YEAH..."

*LIVE FOR THE MOMENT...*

What the...? Dykstra is stunned and the crowd goes wild as Smackdown's Matt Hardy steps out, firing up the crowd...


Jerry Lawler: He's here J.R.! Matt Hardy promised it would be Hardy against Dykstra, and now Matt's shown up in place of his brother!

Jim Ross: This building has exploded! Matt Hardy is here, and look at the look on Kenny Dykstra's face! He can't believe it!

Matt is all smiles as he steps into the ring, with Dykstra's face having changed from shock to fury. Hardy again looks to fire up the crowd, but Dykstra cuts him off...

Kenny Dykstra: Wait a minute, wait a minute! What the hell are you doin' here? This ain't your match Matt, this is Jeff's rematch!

Matt holds out his hand, asking Kenny for the microphone...

Matt Hardy: Kenny... you're right. You're absolutely right. This is my brother Jeff's rematch. But since my brother Jeff is in no shape to compete tonight... I figured I might as well give you the ass kickin' he owes you.

Pop from the crowd as Kenny shows concern...

Matt Hardy: And Kenny, my brother Jeff said that since Jonathan Coachman decided that tonight was gonna be the night for his rematch... and since he couldn't make it... that I could take his place.

Another good pop from the crowd, with Dykstra raging at the announcement, shaking his head and shouting no...

Matt Hardy: So right now Kenny, it's gonna be you and me... for the Intercontinental Championship.

And with that Matt walks to the corner of the ring, handing the microphone back to Lillian Garcia and removing his t-shirt. Dykstra offers a brief protest to the referee, who simply shakes his head and calls for the bell to be rung again. As Hardy removes his t-shirt, Dykstra sees a chance to strike, clubbing Matt from behind and the match is on!

Match 3: Intercontinental Championship Match
Intercontinental Champion Kenny Dykstra vs. Matt Hardy

And quickly Dykstra hammers down with furious right and left forearms to the back, dropping Matt to his knees. Dykstra then drops down to continue to attack, and once he has Matt flat on the mat Kenny applies the boots. Angry that once again a Hardy has interrupted his 10 count, Dykstra looks to pull Matt to a vertical base and chuck him in the corner, but Hardy quickly turns the tide, yanking Kenny hard against the turnbuckle and hammering in with a flurry of right hands to the midsection, before a handful of hair allows Matt to smash Kenny face first of the top turnbuckle. A hard Irish whip sends Dykstra across the ring, with Matt charging in for a corner clothesline, seamlessly transitioning into a running bulldog for an early near fall. Dazed, Dykstra crawls to the ropes, but Matt is right on him, teeing off with a few rights to the head before sending Kenny off the ropes... into a big back body drop! Dykstra is quickly back up, but he’s left staggering towards the ropes, with Hardy charging... and a clothesline sends Kenny over the top rope, tumbling to the floor!

Dykstra lands hard at the foot of the aisle, while in the ring Matt briefly soaks up the cheers of the crowd before he notices Kenny rising... and comes off the opposite ropes... to connect on a baseball slide dropkick that sends Kenny flying! Hitting the ramp face first, Dykstra takes a few moments to regroup before he gets back on his feet... only to wave his hands, turn and walk out on the match! Much like Edge did earlier, another Rated-RKO member is leaving a match. The crowd boos as Dykstra leaves, but the boos soon turn to cheers as Hardy is racing up the ramp... to smash Dykstra from behind with a running forearm! Again Dykstra tastes the ramp, with Hardy quickly pulling Kenny back to his feet, running the Intercontinental Champion back down the ramp and under the bottom rope into the ring.

The crowd is alive as Hardy stares down at the desperate looking Dykstra, everyone member of the audience wanting to see Matt extract revenge for his brother and in the process win the Intercontinental Championship. Dykstra is on his hands and knees, begging Matt for mercy, while the crowd is baying for blood. Matt hears the cheers and steps forward... only for Kenny to grab the waist of Hardy’s combat pants... and pull Matt forward... sending him shoulder first into the steel ring post! The crowd instantly deflates as Dykstra pulls out a desperation move, causing Matt to cry out in pain.

Taking his time to return to his feet, Dykstra sees Matt still wrapped around the ring post, prompting the youngster to jump to the outside, grabbing Matt’s arm and placing a foot against the ring post, yanking the arm forward, applying all kinds of pressure on the shoulder that again causes Hardy to express his pain. A 5 count finally prompts Kenny to release his grip, but the champ quickly slides back under the bottom rope, catching Matt as he stumbles from the corner with a snap running neckbreaker for a 2 count.

Now Dykstra looks to apply pressure to the arm, driving his elbow into the shoulder, taking Matt down with a single-arm DDT and then scooping Hardy up for a shoulderbreaker. Dykstra continues to apply pressure, but Hardy shows great resolve to stay in the match, but his resolve is pushed to the limit as Dykstra synchs back to apply a fujiwara armbar! Dykstra pulls on the arm, applying pressure to the damaged shoulder, leaving Hardy in a desperate state, clawing for the ropes. Unable to reach with his free hand, Matt tries to manoeuvre his body to allow him to reach the ropes with his feet, kicking out at the bottom rope but continually falling short. Dykstra continues to up the pressure, with the referee repeatedly asking Hardy is he wants to submit. Defiantly Matt shouts “No!”, but the pain is clear for all to see, as despite his best efforts Hardy is still unable to reach the freedom of the ropes. Still Hardy struggles for the ropes, but it’s to no avail as Dykstra continues to ramp up the pressure, until Hardy shifts his weight onto his knees, forcing Kenny over into a bridging pin... 1... 2... no! Dykstra kicks out, breaking the hold in the process, angry at coming so close to losing his title. The angry comes out as Dykstra instantly jumps on Matt, driving knees into the shoulder as Hardy lays prone on the mat, before Kenny drags Matt to his feet, firing the challenger off the ropes... Kenny swings with a clothesline... but Hardy ducks... and strikes with the side effect!

Both men are down, and the ref is quick to administer a count, making it all the way to 7 before either man can return to a vertical base. Dykstra connects with a right, but Matt fires back with a right of his own. Favouring his left arm, Hardy tags Kenny with three rights in a row, only for Dykstra to score a kick to the midsection. Dykstra then winds up Matt for a neackbreaker, only for Hardy to counter... inverted DDT! Hardy plants the champion, and he hooks the leg... 1... 2... no! Dykstra rolls a shoulder, saving his title. The crowd encourages Hardy to continue on the attack, with the challenger scooping Dykstra up for a slam and then climbing to the second rope... legdrop finds the mark! 1... 2... no! Again Dykstra rolls the shoulder, much to the disappointment of the crowd.

Matt is back on his feet, tried, still favouring the left arm, but determined that victory is in his grasp. The challenger waits for the champion to rise, with young Dykstra slowly struggling back to his feet. Hardy sees Dykstra rise and makes his move... kick... twist of fate... NO! Dykstra blocks it, clubbing Hardy with a forearm to the small of the back and then pushing Matt to the corner. Kenny then charges, but Hardy uses the ropes to propel himself over the onrushing champion, landing on his feet behind Dykstra... who hits the turnbuckle and turns... TWIST OF FATE! Hardy connects, hooks the leg... 1... 2... DYKSTRA GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!

The ref sees it in plenty of time, pointing it out to Matt as the confused challenger wonders where the 3 count was. Dejected, Hardy looks determined to finish Dykstra off, retreating to the centre of the ring, motioning for Kenny to rise. His legs like rubber, it takes an age for the champion to stagger to the centre of the ring, where Hardy is waiting to strike... with another side effect! Again Hardy plants Kenny, but instead of going for the cover, the challenger is climbing to the top rope, his back to the ring. On the top rope, Hardy looks out into the crowd, before glancing over his shoulder for one last look at his target as he launches himself... moonsault... no! Hardy crashes and eats nothing but mat, and suddenly it’s Dykstra with the momentum, as he drags Hardy into position and races to the top rope... SKY HIGH LEGDROP!!! Dykstra gets all of it, and he drapes himself over Hardy, holding a hand high in the air to count along with the ref... 1... 2... NO!! Dykstra never hooked the leg, allowing Matt to roll a shoulder! The crowd roars as Hardy hangs on, with the camera catching the amazed expression on the champions face.

Realising his finisher failed to put Matt away (although J.R. continues to remind us of the arrogance of the youngster costing him by not hooking the leg), Kenny’s look of amazement soon turns to vengeance, as the youngster rolls under the bottom rope. On the outside Kenny sends the timekeeper scrambling, grabbing the steel chair he’s just vacated, stepping up the steel steps and through the ropes, the Rated-RKO signature weapon gripped firmly in his hands. J.R. admonishes Dykstra on commentary, with ‘King’ quick to point out it was the use of a steel chair that handed Kenny the Intercontinental Championship at the Royal Rumble. The referee sees Dykstra coming, and when Kenny lifts the chair high in the air to hammer Matt, Jack Doan steps in, yanking the chair from Kenny. Furious, Dykstra turns and gets in Doan’s face, with Doan defiantly saying he won’t let Kenny use the chair. Dykstra angrily intimidates Doan back into the corner, and Matt sees this as a chance to attack, charging in... but Dykstra moves at the last second... and Matt nails the ref against the turnbuckle! Doan crumples, dropping the chair, while Hardy doubles over in pain. Quickly, the champion makes his move, sliding the chair into position and then synching Matt in... for a DDT ON THE CHAIR! Dykstra plants Matt just like he did Jeff at the Rumble, quickly sliding the chair across the ring before hooking both legs as the ref crawls to make the count... 1... 2... 3.

Winner: And still Intercontinental Champion, Kenny Dykstra @ 10:21

The crowd shits all over Kenny's actions, who once again strikes a member of the Hardy Boyz with a steel chair. The boos quickly rain down on Dykstra, who looks at the fallen Hardy, having scooped the chair up again. Instead of doing further damage, Dykstra slams the chair to the mat, rolling under the bottom ropes to back up the ramp, a smug smirk on his face as we cut backstage.

To the sight of Joey Styles, who is ready for another interview...


Joey Styles: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw. Folks my guest at this time, he is the current ECW Champion... Bobby Lashley.

A mixed response as Bobby Lashley walks into the frame. Lashley wears a focused snarl and a black t-shirt that says "Dominator" across it, while the ECW Championship is slung over his shoulder...

Joey Styles: Bobby, tonight you defend the ECW Championship, a title you won back at December To Dismember in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, against Rob Van Dam i what many people consider to be a battle between 'old school' and 'new school' ECW. Earlier tonight, I spoke with RVD, and he felt that you Lashley lacked the passion and the spirit of the original ECW. With that in mind Lashley, what does this match tonight mean for you?

Slightly ticked off by Styles' line of questioning, Lashley flares his nostrils before answering...

Bobby Lashley: What does this match mean for me? Joey, tonight is a chance for me to prove a point to a lot of people. A lot of you 'old school' ECW fans. Guys like RVD, who look at me like I'm evrythin' that was wrong with the new ECW. Guys like you Joey.

Feeling slightly intimidated, Styles gulps as Lashley stares at him...

Bobby Lashley: But y'see Joey, I'm not what was wrong with 'new school' ECW. I don't like to say it, but the problem lies with people like you and RVD.

Styles is surprised and taken aback by this comment, but Lashley doesn't notice as he carries on...

Bobby Lashley: You put ECW up on a pedestal, like there's been nothin' better than it in the history of wrestling. Well honestly Joey, I'm gettin' a bit sick and tired of it. I get it, OK? I'm not the type of image you guys used to have. I'm not puttin' myself through tables and bustin' myself open on barbed wire every night. But guys like you and RVD... I hate to say it, but you guys need to move on.

Lashley shows a sense of regret at his words, almost feeling sorry for Styles, as if he's breaking bad news to him...

Bobby Lashley: Tonight, ECW ends once and for all. I'm not happy about it. I take pride in bein' the ECW Champion. I give my all every time I step in that ring, for myself, and for this belt. But it's never good enough for you is it Joey? It's never good enough 'cause I ain't one of you. I was never there in the bingo hall in Philadelphia, I was never a Paul Heyman creation. I've tried my best to represent this title in the manner it deserves... but it's just not good enough for you. But y'know what?

Lashley pulls the title off his shoulder, holding it infront of Styles' face...

Bobby Lashley: Tonight's the last night you ever gonna see this title. And it ain't gonna be around RVD's waist... it's gonna be around mine. And then maybe I'll have the respect of RVD and you... the respect an ECW Champion deserves.

Lashley takes one last look at Styles before lowering the title belt and turning to leave as we fade into a commercial...

*Commercial*​

We return to a close up of the announce desk, with J.R. and 'King' filling the frame...


Jim Ross: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw folks. What a night it's been so far, we've already seen one championship change hands, we've got new tag team champions 'King'!

Jerry Lawler: And what a great job Ric Flair and Carlito did to beat Edge and Randy Orton, but I think Edge has to get a huge assist after he walked out on that match. I don't think we'll be seeing Rated-RKO together in the ring anytime soon.

Jim Ross: I think that partnership in dead and gone 'King'. Remember folks, still to come tonight, John Cena defends the WWE Championship against Shawn Michaels and Triple H in a triple threat match, and Mickie James and Victoria will face off for the Women's Championship.

Jerry Lawler: God I can't wait for that triple threat match. John Cena's WWE Championship is in serious trouble tonight, and we could see an explosion once Shawn Michaels and Triple H start goin' at each other.

Jim Ross: All that still to come later tonight...

The camera then widens to see a smiling Joey Styles has occupied a seat next to Ross and Lawler...

Jim Ross: But right now, the ECW Championship is on the line for the very last time! And who better to join us to call this match, none other than 'The Voice Of Extreme', Joey Styles!

Joey Styles: Thanks J.R., thanks 'King', it's a pleasure to be back on Monday Night Raw, I only wished it was under better circumstances.

*ONE OF A KIND...*

The crowd explodes to welcome the arrival of Rob Van Dam. RVD has the crowd buzzing as he walks down the ramp, bouncing into the ring and climbing to the second rope for his usual thumb gesture...


Jim Ross: Well despite the fact that tonight is the last night we'll see the ECW Championship on Raw, RVD challenged Bobby Lashley last week to an extreme rules match, to try and bring a bit of relevance back to the ECW Championship.

Joey Styles: Rob Van Dam, very much the epitome of that old school mentality that was ECW back in the bingo hall days. He was there in the good days and the bad, and if tonight is the last night we ever see the ECW Championship, who better than RVD to send the title out in a blaze of glory?

*HELL WILL BE CALLIN’...*​

A mixed welcome for Bobby Lashley as the ECW Champion confidently makes his way down to the ring, Lashley all business as he wears a determined look on his face...


Jerry Lawler: Yeah but Joey, this ain't a bingo hall in Philadelphia. This is Monday Night Raw, and that man Bobby Lashley has been dominant as the ECW Champion.

Joey Styles: No doubt about it, Lashley has been impressive since he won the title in the extreme elimination chamber. But like RVD said last week, there's nobody lookin' to step up and challenge Lashley for the ECW Championship because Lashley hasn't exactly been fulfilling his obligations as champion.

Jim Ross: Well he's gonna fulfil 'em tonight. This is gonna be a slobberknocker, I guarantee it!

Match 4: ECW Championship Extreme Rules Match
ECW Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Rob Van Dam

As both men stand toe-to-toe in the centre of the ring, it’s Van Dam who does all the talking, motioning Lashley to bring it and doing his signature thumb taunt. Lashley snarls and goes for a collar and elbow tie up, winning the battle of strength as he backs RVD to the corner. The referee steps in, trying to force a break, which Lashley respectively gives. Stepping out, RVD again goes for tie up, and this time he uses Lashley’s momentum to twist the champion into the corner, driving the shoulder twice into the midsection and then does a back handspring out of the corner... only for Lashley to explode into Van Dam with a clothesline! The crowd gives a mixed response as Lashley flattens the challenger, with the champion tossing Van Dam through the ropes as the match quickly spills outside.

Lashley’s first action is to smash RVD face first off of the steel steps, causing the challenger to stagger around the ring to just infront of the announce desk. Van Dam’s face then tastes the desk, before Lashey looks to send Van Dam into the steps... but RVD reverses the Irish whip... sending Lashley shoulder first into the steps! The steps go flying from the impact of Lashley crashing into them, with Lashley reaching for his shoulder. With the steps now dislodged, RVD rolls Lashley onto the top of them, the ECW Champion lying prone across the steel. Van Dam then retreats, and the crowd cheer as Van Dam charges... Rolling Thunder... onto the steel steps! Both men feel the impact of the attack, with RVD clutching his ribs as he rolls to the floor.

Van Dam is back on his feet first, and he immediately starts digging underneath the ring, having to walk around to the side of the ring at the base of the ramp to find what he’s looking for, with the crowd popping as Van Dam pulls out a table! Setting the table out near the base of the ramp, Van Dam sees that Lashley has by now slid back into the ring, prompting RVD to slide back in too. Van Dam comes off the ropes, but Lashley sees him coming, catching Van Dam in his grasp and then sending him flying with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, earning the champion a near fall. Looking to put together some offense, Lashley begins laying in with knees to the midsection, before he scoops Van Dam up for a fallaway slam that leaves Van Dam laying near the ropes by the previously set up table.

Lashley slowly makes his way towards the challenger, dragging Van Dam to a vertical base and tagging the challenger with a few stiff rights. Eyeing up the table outside, Lashley positions himself, looking over his shoulder at his target as he looks to suplex Van Dam over the top rope and through the table. Lashley hoists Van Dam up, but the challenger kicks in mid air, managing to force himself back down to the mat. Again Lashley takes Van Dam up, but again RVD manages to fight back to the mat. A stiff right hand to the gut buys Van Dam a break, and he follows with two shots to the face before charging off the ropes... straight into a back body drop... but Van Dam grabs the top rope, landing on the apron and saving himself from going through the table! Teetering on the edge, Van Dam grips the rope with his left hand while swinging with his right. Van Dam hits enough right hands to back Lashley away from the ropes, prompting Van Dam to spring to the top rope... but before he can springboard into an attack, Lashley charges... and and spears Van Dam off the top rope... THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW!! Boos and cheers welcome RVD crashing through the table, and as Lashley drops to a knee, the camera focuses on the unrepentant look on Lashley’s face as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*

We return with both men in the ring, Van Dam looking glass eyed as Lashley has him locked in a camel clutch, Van Dam being subjected to the hold for most of the commercial. Tiring of the move and realising RVD won’t submit, Lashley goes outside and starts rummaging under the ring, bringing out a pair of steel chairs and tossing them into the ring. Lashley again lifts up the apron, this time pulling out another table, sliding the wood under the bottom rope. The time Lashley took retrieving the chairs and table has given Van Dam a chance to recover, and the challenger sees the champion coming, grabbing a chair and tossing it to Lashley... who catches it infront of his face... VAN DAMINATOR! Van Dam drives the chair into Lashley’s skull, but the toll of the match is clear as both men lie motionless on the mat.

Eventually it’s Van Dam who’s back up first, and he grabs the table Lashley introduced to the ring, setting up near the corner. Lashley shakily makes it back up, only for Van Dam to catch him with a jumping roundhouse, knocking Lashley on his ass, head propped against the turnbuckle. Sensing what could be about to happen, the crowd pops as Van Dam positions a chair across Lashley’s face. The pop increase as RVD retreats to the corner, firing himself to the top rope. Poised, Van Dam does one last thumb taunt before he flies across the ring... VAN TERMINATOR!! Van Dam again drives a chair into Lashley’s skull, prompting an “E-C-DUB!! E-C-DUB!! E-C-DUB!!” chant to ring out in the arena. Van Dam writhes in pain, but he somehow manages to drag Lashley away from the ropes to make the cover... 1... 2... no! Lashley rolls the shoulder, saving his title.

Van Dam returns to his feet, and he soon realizes that he has Lashley down in the middle of the ring. RVD quickly goes to the corner, again slinging himself to the top rope, where he steadies himself, taking a deep breath before launching himself for a picture perfect FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH... NO! Lashley rolls to safety... and VAN DAM CRASHES TO THE MAT! Van Dam kicks and clutches his ribs in agony, but Lashley wastes no time as he stands up and grabs a chair... AND SMASHES IT OFF VAN DAM’S SKULL! The crowd gasps as RVD collapses, his body going limp as Lashley aggressively slams the chair down to the mat. Instead of going for the cover, the ECW champion looks to drag his lifeless challenger back to his feet. It takes an age, but eventually Lashley has RVD up, scooping Van Dam onto his shoulders and pointing at the table set up across the ring... Lashley charges for a DOMINATOR THROUGH THE TABLE... NO! Van Dam drops down the back... and rocks Lashley with a jumping roundhouse... that knocks Lashley ON TOP OF THE TABLE! Seeing he has Lashley right where he wants him, Van Dam springs to the top rope, wasting no time to launch himself... FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!! The crowd explodes as Van Dam flies through the air, with RVD quickly diving to make the cover... 1... 2... 3!

Winner: And NEW ECW Champion, Rob Van Dam @ 15.33

The roof nearly bursts off the top of the arena in celebration as Rob Van Dam becomes the new ECW Champion! Styles is on his feet to give a standing ovation as RVD uses the ropes and the ref to prop himself up, clutching the ECW Title close to his chest...


Joey Styles: RVD has done it! The ECW Championship is back in the hands of 'Mr. Monday Night'!

Jim Ross: What an unbelievable effort from Van Dam! He and Lashley damn near killed each other, but it was RVD who persevered, and he is the NEW ECW Champion!

Jerry Lawler: Unbelievable! What a way for the ECW Championship to be put to rest, with two guys pushing themselves to the limit. That was extreme!

Lashley remains down, the second defeat he's suffered in consecutive weeks, and now he's without the title he's held for the last three months. The crowd continue to cheer as RVD climbs to the second rope, hoisting his new championship high in the air as we cut backstage.

We not cut to a rowdy and boisterous locker room and to Ric Flair and Carlito celebrating their victory from earlier tonight. The champagne flows from all angles, and while Carlito has his arm wrapped around Torrie Wilson, Flair somehow has pulled a bevy of stunning women into the locker room with him to help start the party...

Ric Flair: WOOOOO!! Haha! What d'ya think o' that ladies?! Carlito... we did it brother! WOOOOO!!

Flair takes a swig from a champagne bottle while Torrie gives 'Lito a kiss on the cheek...

Carlito: Hey man, Carlito and Ric Flair as 'de World Tag Team Champions? 'Dat's cool man!

Ric Flair: I'll drink to that brother! WOOOOO! Alright ladies let's get some music goin', let's get this party started! We gotta-

Carlito: (Interrupting) Hey Ric! Ric, Ric... before you go crazy on 'de champagne man, Carlito gotta ask you somethin'. Carlito knows you heard what 'dat punk Mr. Kennedy said to you on Smackdown.

Flair turns his head, almost in disbelief that he and Carlito are about to discuss Kennedy at a time like this...

Carlito: Carlito gotta know man. What's 'de deal man? You goin' to No Way Out? You gonna face Kennedy on the pay-per-view? What's 'de deal Ric?

Flair takes another swig of champagne before he answers...

Ric Flair: Carlito my friend, you and me... we're the NEW World Tag Team Champions amigo! Kennedy is nothin' but a punk as far as I'm concerned. But you and me, this team, this friendship we have... this has the chance to be somethin' big. To be somethin' special! We are gonna defend these titles against anybody who wants to step up and take a shot at us. Nothin' my friend is gonna break this team up, and that's including Mr. Kennedy. So no, I am not gonna agree to face Kennedy at No Way Out.

A few boos from inside the arena, the fans disappointed at not getting the Flair/Kennedy match...

Ric Flair: I am officially rejecting Mr. Kennedy's challenge, because you and me my friend... we're gonna put these titles back on the map. We're gonna walk into Wrestlemania and we're gonna defend this gold! We're gonna go down in history as the greatest World Tag Team Champions there ever was, and nobody... especially not Mr. Kennedy... is gonna get in the way of that. Alright?

Carlito smiles and nods, full of respect and admiration for the legend he now calls partner...

Carlito: 'Dat's cool Ric... 'dat's cool.

The pair share a handshake, which quickly turns into a hug...

Ric Flair: Hey! Ain't this supposed to be a party?

Flair grabs another bottle of champagne, popping the cork into the ceiling...

Ric Flair: Let's go ladies! Let's party! WOOOOO!

The girls cheer and start to dance as Flair continues to throw down the champagne. Soon though the good vibes in the room quickly disappear, as all eyes turns towards the door... except for Flair, who continues to drink and dance. Eventually realising that the rest of the room has shut up and turned towards the door, Flair and Carlito do likewise... to see that Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass have now entered the room. With the room now quiet, Benjamin breaks out with a long, sarcastic slow-clap as he and Haas walk towards Flair and 'Lito...

Shelton Benjamin: Way to go guys. I mean really, really impressive. The way you two guys beat one Randy Orton... that was impressive.

The group of beautiful girls cower behind Flair as 'Naitch' steps forward...

Shelton Benjamin: Almost as impressive as the way you cheated to beat us last week.

Charlie Hass: And every other time you've pulled some kinda stunt to beat one of us.

Flair smiles as he hands the champagne bottle in his hand to one of the girls...

Ric Flair: Listen guys. I've you two wanna take a shot at me and Carlito... all you gotta do is ask. Carlito and Ric Flair are the NEW World Tag Team Champions, and we won't back down from anybody. Especially not two guys we already beat.

Benjamin and Haas seethe at that comment, while Carlito shares a quick chuckle with Torrie...

Shelton Benjamin: Oh don't worry Ric. We'll be comin' for our shot. And we ain't gonna wait very long. C'mon man, let's get outta here.

Haas takes one last stare at Carlito before he follows Benjamin out of the door, leaving the camera focused on the smiling tag team champions as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

We return to a battle-weary Bobby Lashley stumbling through the backstage area. Hurting from his match, pissed off at losing his title, Lashley kicks over trash cans and barges past backstage workers. Suddenly Maria approaches the former ECW Champion, microphone in hand...


Maria: Uh Bobby? Bobby can we have a few words regarding...

Maria lets out a cry as Lashley snatches the microphone clean out of her hands...

Bobby Lashley: No interviews. Understand?

Maria cowers, the presence of Lashley clearly intimidating her...

Bobby Lashley: I said DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Fear grips Maria as she only mumble a "Mm-hmmm" and nod her head in response. Lashley shakes his head, rubbing his hand across his face. Releasing he's in the wrong, Lashley shows remorse as he goes to say sorry... but instead Lashley slams the mic off the concrete floor in a last show of frustration before he storms off to the locker rooms, leaving the visibly shaken Maria behind.

We now go to see Todd Grisham standing by...

Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... he is one of the challengers in tonight's WWE Championship triple threat match... Shawn Michaels!

Whilst the majority of the reaction that welcomes Shawn Michaels is cheers, there is a small undertone of boos, fans obviously not knowing what to make of Michaels' recent actions...

Shawn Michaels: Shawn, tonight you face both John Cena and Triple H with Cena's WWE Championship on the line. But Shawn, is the WWE Championship a secondary concern for you right now given what happened as we went off the air last week between you and Triple H?

The worried look that seems to be permanently etched on Michael's face lately is in full force as HBK pauses before responding...

Shawn Michaels: Y'know somethin' Todd? I'm a great believer in the Lord above havin' a plan for all of us. I believe in divine intervention. I believe that the Lord has a hand in everythin' that happens in our lives. And lately it seems that every time me and Triple H get in the ring together, one of us winds up hittin' the other one. And I dunno why this keeps happening.

Michaels glances to the heavens, almost knowingly...

Shawn Michaels: But I guess it's just the way things are meant to be. I guess me and Triple H... maybe we'll never get our friendship back on track. I meant what I said last week, I truly did want to clear the air with Hunter. I offered the olive branch of peace, but for some reason or another, from Edge comin' down to the ring, to Shane McMahon puttin' us in a match together, to me accidently kickin' Hunter square on the chin... I guess it just wasn't meant to work out like I planned.

Sadness and regret now cross Michaels' face...

Shawn Michaels: But maybe... maybe I was never meant to rebuild my friendship with Triple H. Maybe all that's happened lately, from DX ending, to what happened in the Rumble, to last week, maybe all of that was part of a bigger picture. A bigger picture... that's gonna lead me to the WWE Championship tonight.

Pop from inside the arena...

Shawn Michaels: Maybe I had to lose a friend... to gain what I truly desire. Maybe it's a sacrifice I had to make.

Michaels again pauses, composing himself...

Shawn Michaels: I guess tonight, we'll all find out for sure. Tonight, I'm gonna roll back the years, give the performance of a lifetime, be the old 'Aitch-Bee-Kay people talk about. I have nothin' against John Cena. Tonight, whatever happens, it's not personal between me and him. But Triple H... it's pretty personal between you and me. Last week, I hit you with the sweet chin music by accident. And I guarantee, despite the rumours people wanna spread, that was an accident. But tonight...

Michaels now has a more focused look on his face as he turns to the camera...

Shawn Michaels: If I get the chance to kick your head off and win the WWE Championship... I'm gonna take it Hunter. I only hope you can forgive me...

Michaels again glances to the heavens...

Shawn Michaels: As my Lord above will.

A stunned silence hits the crowd, no one quite sure how to react as Michaels walks away. Grisham has a concerned look on his face, with everybody wondering about the mental state of Michaels as we cut back into the arena...

Jim Ross: Well... I guess I should apologise on behalf of Bobby Lashley. Nobody wants to see somethin' like that happen to a young lady like Maria.

Joey Styles: Certainly Bobby Lashley very frustrated by his loss earlier tonight at the hands of RVD. But what about Shawn Michaels right there? That was certainly an interesting interview from 'The Heartbreak Kid'.

Jerry Lawler: I guess Shawn realises that to be WWE Champion, you have to make sacrifices. I know how badly Shawn wants to reconcile with Triple H, but it may not be able to happen for Michaels if he wants to win tonight.

*OBSESSION...*​

A solid pop welcomes the arrival of Mickie James, who is as bubbly as ever as she bounces down the ramp, the Women's Championship slung over her shoulder while she slaps hands of the ringside fans...


Jim Ross: It's goin' to be quite the main event when Michael, 'The Game' and John Cena collide. But right now, the Women's Championship is on the line. Mickie James defends the gold against Victoria, when we return. You won't wanna miss it folks!

*Commercial*​

we return to see Victoria already striding down the ramp, her music playing, accompanied by some decent heat from the audience...


Jim Ross: There you see the ever dangerous Victoria, a young lady who three weeks ago had a shot at the Women's Championship, only for Mickie James to score, in the eyes of many people, a fluke victory. The champion surprised the challenger according to anyone who watched that match three weeks ago.

Jerry Lawler: I gotta admit, I was one of those people who felt Mickie James caught Victoria by surprise. And I gotta be honest, now that I think Victoria is gonna be a lot more prepared, I dunno if Mickie James is gonna be able to hold onto her title tonight.

Joey Styles: It's gonna be a tough task that's for sure...

Match 5: Women's Championship Match
Women's Champion Mickie James vs. Victoria

Having dominated the previous encounter between the two, it’s no surprise that from the first collar and elbow tie up Victoria forcibly pushes Mickie down to the mat. The champion returns to her feet tentatively for another tie up, and once again the challengers overpowers Mickie, as Victoria twists into a waistlock and then takes James down with a belly-to-back takedown. Instead of pressing on this advantage, Victoria instead returns to her feet, her arrogance clear for all to see as she easily allows Mickie back to a vertical base. The crowd is soon cheering though as Mickie tackles Victoria to the mat, the champion mounting the surprised challenger and hammering her with forearms. The two battle for position, and wind up rolling under the bottom rope to the floor.

Outside, Mickie tags Victoria with another pair of forearms, before the aggression of this feud comes to the fore as Victoria is smashed face first off of the top of the announce desk. Mickie grabs another hand full of hair and looks to repeat the trick, only for Victoria to hit an elbow to the midsection, and as the champion staggers back, Victoria manages to drive Mickie spine first into the side of the ring. Taking a few seconds to recover, Victoria again drives Mickie into the apron, before rolling the champion back into the ring for a 2 count.

Victoria looks to work on the spine as she locks on a bridging reverse chinlock, but the champion quickly works back to her feet. Victoria keeps her hands clasped around Mickie’s head, but Mickie fires elbows into the gut, coming off the ropes, ducking a clothesline and building up a head of steam... but Victoria takes her up for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker... only for Mickie to counter with a headscissors takedown! The speed of the match builds now as Mickie catches the onrushing challenger with a pair of armdrags, finishing the sequence with a dropkick for a near fall. Looking to build on this momentum, Mickie pushes Victoria to the corner, and after a few boots to the gut, the champion goes for an Irish whip... but the challenger reverses... and Mickie crashes into the corner, immediately grabbing at her back. Victoria then rushes in, only for Mickie to fire a boot to the face, placing both legs on Victoria’s shoulders and looking for the Mick-A-Rana... but Victoria hangs on... and viciously powerbombs Mickie against the turnbuckle!

The crowd gasps as the champion hits the corner hard, with Victoria dragging Mickie to the centre of the ring... 1... 2... Mickie rolls a shoulder. Victoria then looks to continue punishing the spine, snapping Mickie down with a backbreaker and then stomping Mickie as the champion crawls for the ropes. Again the back is target as with Mickie draped over the middle rope, the challenger c=drives her knee into the small of the back, wrenching back on the chin with the ref quickly in to give Victoria a 5 count to release the hold. Feeling in control, Victoria grabs a handful of hair and viciously tosses Mickie across the ring. Trying to gain a bit of heat, Victoria arrogantly rubs the sole of her boot across Mickie’s face, before again grabbing the hair and tossing Mickie across the ring. The crowd answers with boos, but Victoria doesn’t care, shaking her head at the audience before again scooping Mickie up... and taking her up onto her shoulder for the Spider’s Web... but Mickie counters in mid air... with a tornado DDT!

The champion pulls out a desperation counter, leaving both Divas grounded. Slowly they return to their feet, with Victoria again reaching for the hair... but Mickie fights her away, striking with a pair of forearms that back Victoria to the ropes. An Irish whip sends Victoria across, with Mickie catching her with big clothesline. Victoria is back up, only for a right hand to knock her back down. Again Victoria is up and down from a stinging shot by the champion, until the challenger stays down long enough for a cover... 1... 2... Victoria kicks out. Once more Mickie looks to send Victoria to the corner, only for the challenger to reverses... but again Mickie gets the boot up... and then straddles Victoria’s head... and this time connects on the Mick-A-Rama! 1... 2... no! Victoria rolls the shoulder at the last second. Sensing victory is close, Mickie stands, waiting for the challenger. Victoria makes it back up, only to be rocked by a forearm, prompting Mickie to charge off the ropes... for a Lou Thesz Press... but Victoria catches her... and counters with a massive spinning spinebuster! 1... 2... 3?... NO! Somehow Mickie rolls a shoulder, leaving Victoria stunned.

The challenger is back on her feet to confront the referee, who is adamant it was only 2. Incensed, the challenger grabs the champion by the hair, drilling a forearm to the spine before Victoria synchs Mickie in... and takes her up into the air... and across her shoulder... Widow’s Peak... NO!! Mickie rolls all the way through with a sunset flip, but she can’t hold it long enough for a pin. Victoria rolls through and quickly back to her feet, but Mickie is waiting for her... to nail the Long Kiss Goodnight!! There’s no lip-locking, but the massive roundhouse finds it’s mark, and Mickie drops down to hook both legs... 1... 2... 3!

Winner: And still Women's Champion, Mickie James @ 08.04

Finally, a decisive victory for Mickie over Victoria. Exhausted, Mickie remains slumped on the mat, selling every ounce of the beating she received. Victoria remains grounded, flat on her back as Mickie slowly rises to her feet. The ref hands Mickie her title and raises her hand to an appreciative pop from the crowd. Victoria is now coming around, slamming her hand off the mat, but it's the image of the victorious champion that lingers as we cut backstage.

To the sight of two of the secutiry guards we saw earlier, this time the duo stood infront of a door. The pair part allowing the camera through, and as one of them opens the door we quickly see we've entered the office of Mr. McMahon. The sight of the chairman of the board draws boos from the crowd, and more boos ring out as the camera pans to see both Shane McMahon and Jonathan Coachman stood nearby...


Vince McMahon: Well at least I don't have to look at that piece o' trash ECW Title anymore. Somethin' good's come out of this night so far.

Shane bits his lip as he nods his head, while 'Coach' gives an uneasy laugh...

Vince McMahon: What the hell's gotten into you two?

Jonathan Coachman: Well, uh... Mr. McMahon, I know you heard what John Cena said earlier tonight. He's pretty mad right now. I mean, you saw what he tried to do to me in the ring. I just...

'Coach' pauses, almost afraid of what he's about to say...

Jonathan Coachman: I don't think we oughta make him any angrier. He tore through your security like they weren't even there. Who knows what could happen if he gets his hands on us tonight.

Mr. McMahon: Oh... us?

Jonathan Coachman: Oh... uh, on you Mr. McMahon.

Vince shakes his head at 'Coach' in disgust...

Mr. McMahon: What are you scared 'Coach'? Huh? Well let me tell you somethin', I may have sent you out there earlier to deliver my message to Cena, but since you failed to do that, I'm gonna take matters into my own hands... and send Shane out there to do it.

Stunned, Shane turns to his father...

Shane McMahon: What? You want me to go out there tonight?

Mr. McMahon: What, you're scared like Coachman? Dammit Shane, you're a McMahon! John Cena put his hands on me two weeks ago, and you're little attempt at payback last week didn't exactly work now did it? That's why tonight, the two of you, and the security are gonna take care of things. You understand me?

Reluctantly, Shane nods his head...

Shane McMahon: Yeah. Alright. I'll take care of it. By the end of the night, John Cena will know never to screw with the McMahons.

A beaming smile of pride crosses Vince's face, while Shane remains decisively unconfident as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

Silence as we return...

Until...

*VIRTUAL VOODOO...*​

An initial gasp quickly turns to heat as the menacing savage Umaga paces his way down the ramp, Armando Alejandro Estrada close behind him as always...


Joey Styles: His domination has been second to none. A savage beast of monstrous proportions. The undefeated 'Samoan Bulldozer' Umaga. And the question is 'King', who on earth could stop this monster's path of destruction?

Jerry Lawler: I honestly don't know. I've never seen anythin' like him. The power, the fury of this man... it's scary.

Jim Ross: Both Rob Van Dam and Bobby Lashley have tried in recent weeks to tame this savage, but nothin' it seems can phase this man.

Jerry Lawler: And I'd hate to be the poor guy who has to face Umaga tonight.

In the ring, Umaga snarls as he awaits his opponent, Estrada speaking words into his ear, seemingly psyching up his monster. Umaga lets out a native cry, demanding an opponent. The call is answered as...

"I AM SUPER... I AM CRAZY... I AM SUPER CRAZY..."

*MUY LOCO...*​

A tentative, almost fearful Super Crazy steps out, not his usual confident self, as the Mexican puffs out his cheeks as he slowly makes his way down to the ring...


Jim Ross: Aw Gawd.

Jerry Lawler: Well I admit the guts of Super Crazy to step into the ring with Umaga... but I don't think this is all that smart. I think this is more than crazy. This is more like super insane in if you ask me.

Match 6:
Umaga
w/ Armando Alejandro Estrada vs. Super Crazy

The bell rings, but neither man moves much, with Super Crazy showing a look of fear on his face. A roar from Umaga finally draws Crazy towards him, but as Super charges, he runs straight into a shot to the throat, knocking him down. Crazy coughs and splutters, but Umaga is in no mood to let him recover, scooping Crazy to his feet to fire him off the ropes... straight into a massive Samoan drop! Down goes Crazy again, but with Estrada barking orders, Umaga looks to fire through his repertoire, dragging Crazy to the corner, propping his head against the bottom turnbuckle. Umaga then retreats to the opposite corner, letting out a tribal scream before bouncing in the air and charging across the ring... Samoan wrecking ball! Crazy’s neck furiously snaps back against the turnbuckle, and it looks like he’s about to put out of his misery as ‘Mags drags him to his feet... Samoan spike! 1... 2... 3.

Winner: Umaga @ 01.38


Joey Styles: Dominant. Simply dominant.

Jerry Lawler: That was scary. I mean, can you honestly see anyone stopping this man? I know I can't.

Jim Ross: It make take someone beyond human to stop Umaga.

In the ring, Estrada has stepped through the ropes with a microphone to join his savage. Super Crazy is helped towards the ropes by the referee, with Estrada laying in a few cheap kicks to speed up Crazy's exit from the ring. With Crazy now under the bottom rope and on the floor, Estrada turns to the hard camera...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Tudos... excussemay, haha! Everybody listen... to me! Last week amigos, we said we wanted our... comos se dice... opportunity here on Raw. But 'dis?

Estrada steps towards the ropes, pointing at Super Crazy who is slowly being helped up the ramp by the referee...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: 'Dis is what we get? 'Dis is no match for The Saaaaamoan Bulldozerrr... UMAGA! Haha!

Heat...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: We want 'de... comos se dice... 'de challenge amigos! And we ain't gonna wait any longer. So next week, we gonna...

*THIS FIRE BURNS...*

What the...? A collective stun soon turns to cheers as the ever popular CM Punk steps out from the back. Now dressed in jeans and a hoodie, Punk already has a mic in his hand as he waits for the pop to die down...


CM Punk: Geez, Armando. Why so mad man? I don't get it. You've got this monster, this beast at your disposal... yet each and every week, you come out here and do nothin' but whine and complain.

Estrada rips off his sunglasses in disgust...

CM Punk: But y'know somethin' Armando? I hear ya' buddy. I get where you're comin' from on this. Y'see, in one strange... weird way, me and your boy Umaga... we're exactly the same.

Estrada squints his eyes, staring in confusion...

CM Punk: Now don't get me wrong. Me and Umaga, we couldn't be more different on a lotta things. I can actually string a sentence together and I don't need to tattoo the country of my birth on my stomach to remember where I come from.

Now Estrada stares in anger...

CM Punk: But y'see Armando, there is one thing that ties me and Umaga together. You and Umaga... you talk about wanting a challenge. You talk about wanting competition. Well y'see, I am 'The Straight-Edge Superstar'. I have no weakness, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs I have no addiction... except one.

Pop from the crowd with Estrada looking on intently...

CM Punk: I need... I crave... competition.

Another pop...

CM Punk: So Armando, if you and 'The Jungle V.I.P' over there are lookin' for a challenge... then look no further... than me.

The crowd cheers as Estrada turns towards Umaga, the monster simply snarling at Punk...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: 'Ju wanna challenge us amigo? Haha! 'Ju sure you don't take drugs? 'Ju sound like 'ju high on somethin' amigo.

Punk laughs as he runs a hand through his hair...

CM Punk: Armando, I guarantee you, I'm in no way under the influence. I've never thought more clearer in my entire life. You want a challenge Armando? Well here's your challenge. Next week... me and Umaga... one on one. A lot of guys have taken a shot at beatin' the monster... and I wanna go next.

A big pop receives Punk's challenge as Estrada calmly puts his sunglasses back on, pondering his response...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: 'Ju know somethin' mi amigo? 'Ju got a deal!

Pop, but Estrada isn't finished...

Armando Alejandro Estrada: But 'ju should know 'dis. Next week, in 'dis ring... Umaga will... comos se dice... DESTROY 'ju! And when we finished with 'ju... 'ju gonna want to start takin' the painkillers amigo.

*VIRTUAL VOODOO...*​

Despite the ominous warning from Estrada, Punk smiles down at Umaga, knowing he's got what he wanted...

Jerry Lawler: J.R., I think we just found the one man more crazy than Super Crazy.

Jim Ross: Well credit where credit's due 'King'. CM Punk wants to make a name for himself here on Monday nights, and what better way to do it than to be the man who finally beats Umaga.

Joey Styles: Yeah but he came out here and he challenged Umaga! That's not just crazy, that could prove to be suicidal!

We now cut backstage where we see a solemn looking Johnny Nitro slowly stuffing his ring gear into a sports bag. Nitro picks up a pair of sunglasses, holding them in his hands... and then launching them across the room. Off camera we hear a door swing open, with Nitro turning... to see Melina and Chris Masters have entered the room...

Chris Masters: Melina says you wanna talk to me?

Almost reluctantly, Nitro nods his head...

Johnny Nitro: I uh...

Nitro pauses...

Melina: C'mon Johnny. We talked about this. We both agreed... it's for the best.

Again, reluctantly, Nitro nods his head...

Johnny Nitro: I might... be interested in teamin' with you Chris.

Melina lets out a quick squeal of joy as Masters smiles...

Chris Masters: I knew you'd come around man. You made the right choice. Put it there...

Masters extends his hand...

Chris Masters: Partner.

And Nitro... slowly... offers his hand in return. Melina quickly claps her hands in delight as once again she finds herself in control of a tag team, with the camera zooming in on the handshake as we fade into a video package.

*Video Package*

We open to a pitch black, with the faint sound of a revving motor engine slowly but surely getting louder...

Narrator: The road may be long...

Slowly on the horizon we see a red convertible driving over a hill, heading towards a sunset which lights the screen...

Narrator: The journey may be treacherous...

The revs of the engine increase and get louder, with the camera closing in on shots of the side of the car...

Narrator: But you'll love every second of it!

We now skim along the rear of the car, the sun glistening on the chrome duel exhaust...

Narrator: So strap yourself in...

The car now speeds past a road sign that reads "8 MILE ROAD"...

Narrator: And get ready!

From behind we see an image of the Detroit skyline, with our car heading down a straight road towards it...

Narrator: 20 years on, Wrestlemania returns to Detroit, Michigan!

More fast paced shots of the car racing through the streets of Detroit...

Narrator: And it's going to be...

The car suddenly crashes into the screen, with the grill of the car having the official Wrestlemania 23 logo and tagline printed on it...

Narrator: The ride of your life!



"WWE WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - APRIL 1ST - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

We cut back to the announce desk and the sight of J.R. and 'King'...

Jim Ross: Folks, the time has come. After this commercial break, the WWE Championship is on the line in a triple threat match, featuring Triple H, Shawn Michaels and the WWE Champion John Cena.

We now cut to the image of Triple H confidently walking through the backstage corridors, the crowd giving a loud pop, although there is a light smattering of boos at the sight of 'The Game'...

Joey Styles: And there you see 'The Game', Triple H. A man who's had his share of problems with Shawn Michaels over the last month or so. Could it all break down tonight when Michaels and 'The Game' step into the ring together, or can Triple H keep his focus on the WWE Championship?

Jerry Lawler: Well we heard from Shawn Michaels earlier, and he felt confident he could but his personal problems with Triple H aside for one night to focus on winning the WWE Championship. And I gotta think that if Shawn Michaels can do that, 'The Game' won't have any trouble doin' it too.

Jim Ross: Certainly Triple H is a very focused, determined indi-

J.R. stops dead in his tracks, and the crowd quickly rains down with boos as Shane McMahon steps out from a nearby doorway. Shane, smug as always, smirks at Triple H, both men taking their time to stare at each other before Shane speaks...

Shane McMahon: Hey Hunter. I just uh... I just wanted to wish you good luck in your match tonight.

Not impressed, 'The Game' takes a slug of his water bottle...

Triple H: You... wanna wish me... good luck?

Shane McMahon: Yeah man. I mean, y'know... there's no way John Cena's gonna leave that match tonight WWE Champion. I am personally gonna make sure of that. As far as I'm concerned, you and Shawn Michaels can fight it out among each other to see who gets the title.

Still unimpressed, 'The Game' steps towards Shane...

Triple H: Listen Shane...

And then goes nose to nose with him...

Triple H: Stay the hell out of this match tonight. I'm warning you... you get involved in this match... and it won't just be John Cena you gotta worry about. You're gonna be worryin' about me too.

Shane adopts his father's trademark 'gulp' before Trips turns and walks away, leaving the camera focused on a slightly flustered McMahon as we fade into commercial...

*Commercial*​

We return to...

”BEHOLD THE KING... THE KING OF KINGS..."

*THE GAME...*​

No light smattering of boos here as the arena erupts as Triple H emerges, his head lowered as he stands just out of the entrance way...


Joey Styles: It's time for our main event folks! The WWE Championship is on the line, and here comes the former 10 time World Champion. Tonight, can Triple H put aside the problems he's had with Shawn Michaels and win championship number 11?

Jerry Lawler: Like I said before we went to commercial, I don't think that Triple H will have any problems keeping his focus off of Shawn Michaels and on the WWE Championship. But J.R., what did you make of what Shane McMahon had to say to Triple H before we cut to commercial? Triple H might be able to not focus on Shawn Michaels, but what if Shane McMahon gets involved?

Jim Ross: I don't think we'll need to worry about Shane McMahon tonight. You've got three men in that ring in Triple H, Michaels and Cena who all hate Shane with a passion. I don't think Shane would dare walk down that aisle and interject himself in this match.

As our new commentary trio speak, the noise level has hit the roof as Trips is up on the apron, spraying water into the air before storming through the ropes and then to the second corner. 'The Game' continues to pose for the crowd as...

*SEXY BOY...*

Again no mixed response, just a good solid pop to welcome Shawn Michaels to the arena. The concerned look that Michaels has had on his face in recent weeks is replaced tonight by a steely grit of determination as Michaels drops to his knees and opens his arms to the heavens...


Jim Ross: Earlier tonight, Shawn Michaels talked about his recent troubles with Triple H perhaps being part of a bigger plan. That if losing a friend meant winning the WWE Championship, it was a sacrifice he was willing to make. After almost five years without championship gold, could tonight see Shawn Michaels once again become champion?

Jerry Lawler: Certainly Shawn is gonna have the man upstairs in his corner. But what about the mindset of Shawn Michaels goin' into this match? I can't believe that Shawn could just switch off the emotions he's been feeling in recent weeks and focus on the WWE Championship just like that.

In the ring, the tension between Michaels and 'The Game' is obvious as both men stand in opposite corners from each other, staring intently across the ring. The crowd buzzes as both men stand, motionless, looking across at a former partner... until...

*MY TIME IS NOW...*​

A deafening but mixed response for the most controversial champion in WWE history. John Cena charges out onto the stage for the second time tonight, saluting the crowd before racing down the ramp and sliding under the bottom rope...


Joey Styles: No one has ever split opinion like John Cena! He enters this match the WWE Champion, but will Cena overcome this triple threat situation to hold on to the title he fought so hard to win back?

Jerry Lawler: I honestly can't see it happening. I know John Cena has overcame the odds many times before, but I think trying overcome both Triple H and Shawn Michaels might be a step too far.

Main Event: WWE Championship Triple Threat Match
WWE Champion John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H

The tension is in the air as all three men hang back in a corner of the ring, Triple H and Michaels stood opposite each other, Cena in the middle, his head darting from side to side to keep an eye on both opponents. Michaels and Triple H only have eyes for each other though, both men staring a whole through each other. The buzz of the crowd continues to build, and it further increases as ‘The Game’ strides forward to the middle of the ring. Michaels does likewise, the two former DX members not going face to face, but close enough to see the whites of their eyes. The tense standoff continues until Cena also steps forward, looking to make his presence felt... only for Michaels and Trips to grab Cena... and launch him over the top rope to the floor! The champion hits the floor hard, but all attention heads straight back to the ring, where once again ‘The Game’ and ‘The Heartbreak Kid’ go toe-to-toe... and soon the fists start to fly! Michaels and ‘The Game’ explode with right hands, until Michaels rattles off three and a row, backing ‘The Game’ to the corner where he unloads with stiff chops to the chest. Picking himself up, Cena shrugs his shoulders to the amusement of the crowd, deciding to let his two opponents go at it for a while. Michaels continues to sting the chest of ‘The Game’, until he goes for an Irish whip across... only for Trips to reverses it, sending Michaels upside down into the corner... and then ‘The Game’ hammers Michaels as he drops back to the mat with a clothesline.

Sensing a chance to get back into things, Cena slides under the bottom rope, spinning Trips around to smack him with a few rights before he sends ‘The Game’ to the corner, coming off the ropes for the one handed bulldog. Cena then snaps off the fisherman’s suplex, hooking the leg for a cover that is interrupted by the diving Michaels. Now it’s Michaels and the champion who go at each other, with Michaels again unloading with hard knife edged chops against the ropes. An Irish whip sends Cena off the ropes, but he catches Michaels with his head down looking for a back body drop, prompting Cena to deliver a kick to the chest... and then hoisting Michaels up onto his shoulders... FU... NO! Michaels struggles and drops to his feet behind Cena... SWEET CHIN MUSIC... SENDS CENA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! The crowd erupts as Michaels damn near takes Cena’s head off, but he can’t take advantage with a cover as Cena lands on the outside, and it’s on the image of the fallen champion that we fade into the final commercial of the evening.

*Commercial*

And we return to see Michaels and Triple H in the ring, with HBK connecting on an inverted atomic drop before a pair of chops back ‘The Game’ to the ropes. Michaels goes for an Irish whip, but Trips reverses... only for Michaels to duck a clothesline... but Triple H fires back with the high knee strike! Another Irish whip, but Michaels reverses... but he again ducks his head, allowing ‘The Game’ to hit the facebreaker knee smash and come off the ropes... but Michaels ducks the running clothesline and picks up speed... for the flying forearm! J.R. points out that since they know each other so well, it’s no surprise that neither man can take control. In the ring, Michaels and Triple H are down, and so is Cena on the outside... until Michaels kips up! HBK explodes to his feet, just in time for ‘The Game’ to rise... SWEET CHIN MUSIC... NO! Triple H ducks and waits for Michaels to turn... spinebuster! ‘The Game’ plants Michaels, and now Triple H waits for Michaels... kick... PEDIGREE... NO! Michaels counters with a back body drop!

With both men down, the crowd rises again as John Cena has made it back to the apron and is climbing to the top rope! Poised, ‘The Champ’ steadies himself as Michaels and Triple H rise near each other... allowing Cena to connect on a double diving legdrop bulldog! Cena drives both challengers into the mat, and now it’s the champion who looks to attack, snatching Michaels as he rises and launching him over the top rope. Now it’s just Cena and Triple H, with the champion stalking his prey... then taking ‘The Game’ up on his shoulder... FU... NO! Triple H slides off... and looks for the pedigree... but Cena grabs the boot... and trips the other leg... STFU!!! The arena comes unglued as Cena wrenches Triple H into the STFU! Scratching and crawling for the ropes, ‘The Game’ tries desperately to fight free of the submission, but Cena has it locked in tight, pulling back on the neck, keeping Trips down. Desperately Triple H inches his body closer to the ropes... but it’s no use, ‘The Game’ can’t reach, he’s gotta tap... until Michaels grabs Cena by the ankle, pulling him towards the centre of the ring... and twisting into a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!! Michaels turns the tables by locking Cena in a submission hold, and suddenly it’s the champion who is clawing for the ropes! Slowly, inch by inch, Cena drags himself and Michaels towards the ropes, reaching out... but just falling short. Once again Cena shows incredible strength, forcing himself towards the ropes, reaching out... and grabbing the bottom rope!

Realising his attempt failed, Michaels breaks the hold and returns to his feet, just as Triple H does the same. A tried looking slugfest ensues, with both men trading shots until ‘The Game’ hits a knee to the midsection and fired Michaels to the corner, following in with a clothesline. Michaels collapses in the corner, but now Cena is back up, drawing Triple H’s attention, with Trips snapping some stiff punches before going for the Irish whip... Cena reverses, but he lowers his head... PEDIGREE... NO! Cena reaches down, grabbing a knee... and forcing Trips on his shoulders... FU... NO! Once again Triple H fights free, dropping to his feet and pushing Cena towards the now standing Michaels... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Michaels connects, but Cena only stumbles towards ‘The Game’... straight into a PEDIGREE!! Triple H plants Cena, and he goes for the cover... but of course, Michaels breaks it up at 2!

Cena rolls to the side of the ring, looking out cold, with the two former DX members now slugging it out. Tired right hands and chops are thrown, until Trips goes for an Irish whip... but Michaels ducks his clothesline... and keeps running... flying forearm! Michaels connects... and fires up with a kip up! Seeing his opponent down, HBK goes to the corner and climbs to the top rope... elbow finds it’s mark! 1... 2... Triple H rolls the shoulder! Michaels felt he had it won, only for ‘The Game’ to stay alive. Sensing that with Cena down and Triple H hurting this is his chance to win, Michaels stands in the corner... and he stomps his foot... and waits for ‘The Game’ to rise... tuning up the band... stomp after stomp... Triple H is up, and he staggers towards Michaels... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! But Triple H stumble towards the now standing John Cena... who hoists ‘The Game’ up onto his shoulders... in position for the FU, but here comes Michaels... and Cena shows superhuman strength to LIFT MICHAELS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS TOO... DOUBLE FU!!! Cena drills both Michaels and Triple H, and he hooks the leg of ‘The Game’... 1... 2... SHANE MCMAHON YANKS THE REFEREE FROM THE RING!!

Cena can’t believe it! He lifts his head, wondering where the hell was the 3 count, searching for the referee, not realising that he’s down on the floor outside the ring. Sitting up, Cena continues to look around ringside... until he sets his eyes on Shane! Furious, Cena clearly shouts “You sunnova bitch!” at the smirking McMahon... but the smirk soon fades as Cena makes a move to roll under the bottom rope... and the chase is on! Cena races after Shane as both men run around the ring, but there’s a commotion at the top of the ramp... as Vince McMahon steps out, waving his security force down to the ring! Cena continues the chase as Shane slides into the ring, and then out the other side, just in time as the security makes it to the ring... and four of them tackle Cena to the mat! Exhausted from the match, Cena can’t offer much resistance as the posse of security guards jump the WWE Champion, holding down to the mat. Seeing that Cena is down, McMahon rushes over to the announce desk, pushing Lillian Garcia aside and snatching up the steel chair she previously sat on.

Shane orders the guards to pull Cena to his feet, and with six of them keeping a tight grip, Cena is powerless as he’s raised to his feet... and held in position... as Shane cracks the steel chair off Cena’s skull! The crowd shits all over it as Cena’s legs buckle, but the security keep Cena standing... allowing Shane to again nail Cena with the chair! Nothing but pure heat as Shane orders his team to dump Cena to the mat, with McMahon adding the ultimate insult of kicking Cena under the bottom rope to the floor, all the while a beaming Vince looks on, proud of his son’s handy work... but that smile soon turns to fear, as Triple H is now stood behind Shane... SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND! Frantically the hired goons point for Shane to turn, as ‘The Game’ hoists the hammer high in the air. Shane turns... and his jaw drops, as his life flashes before his eyes... but before Triple H can swing, Shane grabs a guard and tosses him forward... so Trips drives the sledgehammer into his skull! Shane flees from the ring, but the guards keep coming... one guard has the sledgehammer drilled into his gut... another gets it driven off his skull! Michaels is back up, picking up the steel chair Shane dropped... cracking it off a guards skull! The last three guards charge, with the former DX members working in tandem... steel chair... sledgehammer... another steel chair shot! The security guards are all dispatched, with the crowd in raptures as ‘The Game roars his approval... until...

BANG!!

"OH MY GAAWWD!!"

The crowd is stunned....

"GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?"

As Shawn Michaels...

"HE DID IT ON PURPOSE THAT TIME!"

HAS JUST NAILED TRIPLE H WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

The crowd is furious, shitting all over Michaels’ actions. ‘The Game’ crashes to the mat instantly, with Michaels releasing his grip on the chair... then dropping to both knees... and draping himself over Triple H... just in time for the referee to crawl back into the ring...

1...

“YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN’ ME!”

2...

“NO! NO, NO KICK OUT! KICK OUT!”

3!!!!

Winner: And NEW WWE Champion, Shawn Michaels @ 18.12


Joey Styles: What the...?

Jerry Lawler: Oh my G- Did that just happen?

Jim Ross: SHAWN MICHAELS IS THE NEW WWE CHAMPION! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?!

Sitting up, Michaels runs both hands through his hair, covering his face with his hands on the way back down, a man who feels redemption. A man... who's conscience is clear?

Jerry Lawler: Can you believe this?! Shawn Michaels is the WWE Champion... and he just took Triple H's head off to do it!

Joey Styles: What can be going through the mind of Shawn Michaels right now? 'HBK' sought peace with Triple H, he wanted forgiveness for his actions... and now he does this?

Jim Ross: Shane McMahon got to John Cena, but it was Shawn Michaels who took advantage of it. God I... I just can't believe it! What the hell has happened here tonight?! WHAT THE HELL IS SHAWN MICHAELS THINKING?!

Returning to his feet, Michaels looks around him. Carnage. Mayhem. Cena down, the former WWE Champion, a broken man on the floor, looking out cold, probably still not aware that he’s just lost his title. In the ring, Triple H, a former friend, not moved an inch since a steel chair struck his skull. The crowd, still stunned from what has happened, finally breaks out with a chorus of boos as Michaels drops down to the mat and rolls under the bottom rope, the WWE Championship clutched tight to his chest...

Joey Styles: Shawn Michaels is the new WWE Champion... and I don't think John Cena even knows he's lost the title!

Jim Ross: John Cena is out cold right infront of us. What the hell's gonna happen next week? What's Cena gonna do when he realises what's happened? What's 'The Game' gonna do when he gets his hands on Shawn Michaels? What the hell has Shawn Michaels got to say about all of this!?

Slowly walking up the ramp, Michaels stares dead ahead, an expression-less look on his face. Much like the night that started all this, Michaels walks up the ramp, his back to Triple H, much like 'The Game' did to Michaels almost one month ago. In the ring, Trips has finally come around, propping himself up on his elbows, just long enough to gather himself... with 'The Game' finally realising what's just went down. The new champion strides from the ring... where rage engulfs his former friend... as we fade... to... black.

*End Show*​




Current Card for WWE SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT :
Date: March 3rd 2007

Location: Madison Square Garden; New York, New York


NO MATCHES ANNOUNCED YET
 
#71 ·
~Friday Night Smackdown~
February 9th, 2007
Omaha, Nebraska




With No Way Out now just NINE days away, tonight's Friday Night Smackdown promises to reveal much of the card for the upcoming pay per view... and could have a drastic impact on the shape of Wrestlemania XXIII!

Last week, the World Heavyweight Champion Batista was victorious in tag team competition, teaming up with Chris Benoit to see off their respective Royal Rumble opponents, Finlay and Test. Tonight, Test gets a chance at revenge as he faces Batista one on one in non title action. With Batista's opponent at No Way Out still to be decided, a win tonight could see Test fire himself to the head of the line. Will Test do the impossible by beating Batista and earning himself a World Heavyweight Championship opportunity? Or will 'The Animal' condemn Test to the Batista Bomb for the second week in a row?

Speaking of Benoit and Finlay, the hard hosed pair brawled throughout last week's main event, and were still going at it even after the bell had wrung. Benoit takes on Tatanka tonight, but he no doubt will have his mind on Finlay, meaning that the Native American Warrior could grab himself a surprise victory, adding yet another tough as nails Superstar into the fray for the United States Championship.

While many think King Booker may have a death wish for wanting a match with The Undertaker, Booker reiterated his stance last week, once again challenging 'The Deadman' to face him at No Way Out. However, with the match still to be announced, no doubt Booker will look to once again state his case for a match with The Undertaker.

Another man throwing challenges around is Mr. Kennedy, who made a very personal challenge to Ric Flair. Despite Teddy Long informing Kennedy that as Flair is a Raw Superstar, the Smackdown General Manager has no jurisdiction to force Flair into a match at No Way Out, Kennedy still went ahead and paid a visit to Arn Anderson, Flair's colleague in the legendary Four Horseman stable. Threatening Anderson, Kennedy made it clear that 'Double A' was to deliver his message to Flair. However, after Flair turned Kennedy down during Raw: Night Of Champion, moments after winning the World Tag Team Championships with Carlito, what will Kennedy's next move be?

After making a surprise appearance at Raw: Night Of Champions and coming unbelievably close to beating Kenny Dykstra for the Intercontinental Championship, Matt Hardy is back on home soil tonight. But with Matt speaking last week of his desire to take his career to the next level, will we see a renewed sense of urgency from Hardy? And what will Matt to say regarding The Miz, the man who ran down Matt's career last week, claiming that Matt's time had already came and went. And what of another Superstar, MVP, who also ran his mouth last week? Claiming that his name should be included when titles are being discussed, MVP will no doubt be looking to build on his victory over Kane last week with a few more words tonight.

Finally, La Resistance and The Bluebloods, reinforced by the arrival of Paul Burchill, will team up to face The Extremists and the WWE Tag Team Champions The Hooligans, with London and Kendrick no doubt looking to send a message to their would be challengers. Also, the Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms steps into the ring, looking to once again prove his supremacy over the Cruiserweight Division.

Don't miss all this and more as the shape of No Way Out is revealed, on Friday Night Smackdown!

Confirmed Matches:

Batista vs. Test
Chris Benoit vs. Tatanka
Eight Man Tag Team Match: The Hooligans and The Extremists vs. La Resistance and The Bluebloods
Gregory Helms is in action

Plus, The Undertaker, King Booker and Mr. Kennedy will all be in attendance!

 
#72 ·
RAW: Night of Champions Feedback​

Sorry this is late. :$

Nice way to start off, as you’d expect, with the video package from last week to bring us up to the main event of tonight, which should be a great match btw. Some good hyping of the entire card and concept here too, building up all of your title match and the situations surrounding them well.

I’m extremely surprised to see you opening the show with a promo, especially one from Cena. It just seems like a more match orientated show, but I guess if this develops stuff it’ll work fine. Good start from Cena, doing his usual hype job as you blended the serious side and the joking side of Cena pretty well, while also getting his “The champ is here” line in there well when you had him step it up and talk about what the WWE Title means to him. The good passion from Cena all throughout the opening portion of the promo that we’ve come to expect from Cena. A little surprised Cena is confronting Shane, but it’s good to see the promo have more of a point, rather than having him just talk up the title match later in the show. The recap of Shane trying to get to Cena last week from Cena was written well, sounding right on for the Cena tone, while the way he called Shane out was done nicely too, setting the scene to continue their problem along. Obviously having Shane actually come out would be a bit of a throwaway, so I was glad to see you have Coachman come out instead. Having him surrounded by a bunch of security guards is also a nice little way to show what a coward he is in being afraid to even step in the ring with Cena alone. Having Coachman talk like a tough guy from behind the security guards is even better, and the way he talked about respecting the McMahons was really good, tying it in well with an insult at Cena’s expense. Cenas interrupting the speech about the McMahons to try to call them out was a nice little touch, while the way you again transitioned the promo back onto Coachman by having Cena talk about respect was good. The threat of the screwjob with Cena’s title match later in the show was clever too, while the brawl in which Cena disposed of the security team with Coachman running away was a nice big ending to the segment. Solid opening to the show.

Nice promo from RVD here, going about talking up the spirit of ECW well, while also bringing up McMahon’s disdain for ECW and questioning Lashley passion for ECW as that cult type of deal in a good way. While RVD isn’t easy to write for, I thought you did a fine job here.

Absolutely nothing wrong with the choice of the tag title match to start the show. Solid start to the match, with the bit of doubt between Rated-RKO showing before some nice solid psychology in first attacking Flair’s back, before Carlito played the face in peril. Rated-RKO breaking down was pretty much to be expected at the end, not that it’s a bad thing, while the gaining of new champs to start the show is good too. I’m not sure what you’ve got planned for WrestleMania with the tag titles, as a match with TWGTT seems to have peaked before ‘Mania for Flair and ‘Lito, but it’s good to see two guys who will be giving them some exposure in the future get the belts. Nice way to start the in-ring aspect to RAW.

Surprised to see Dykstra siding with the guy who isn’t destined for a WrestleMania main event, but I can’t say I mind, as I feel he’s probably better suited with Orton. I have to say though, I hope this Edge/Orton stuff doesn’t get in the way of your build to WrestleMania, as Edge really hasn’t felt like the Royal Rumble winner this week, nor did he feel like it last week. I really think you have to get his build going soon, because he’s headed to a main event in the biggest show of the year.

Speaking of which, I’m really excited for WrestleMania, and I fully expect it to deliver with the way things have been going.

Smart booking here, keeping Punk’s winning streak going at the same time as Nitro’s losses. A solid midcard match to boot, which, despite being short, seemed nice and exciting.

Continuing to hint at the thing between Kelly and Punk is nice, although Knox almost appearing as a sexual predator doesn’t seem like such a good look, even for a heel. Just something I wouldn’t like to see on a wrestling show. I know Punk is ultimately going to beat Knox, but it’s just something I’m not entirely sold on, especially for a midcard feud.

The Hart Legacy should be a good addition to the RAW tag team division for sure.

I’m glad to see you giving Dykstra some good mic time here to go along with his push to the Intercontinental Title and alignment with now seemingly only Randy Orton. Dykstra giving the speech about how he put Jeff on the shelf, before calling for the count out victory led up to the appearance of Matt well, which, while I think is a good idea, I thought you maybe made it a bit obvious that he would be showing up in place of Jeff. Still, it’s a fine way of making this match.

Good start to the match with Dykstra going for the jump, only for Hardy to start to dominate. Dykstra trying to walk out on the match before he took control was a nice touch too. Not so sure about him focusing on the shoulder, as I thought you were establishing him as a guy who goes for the concussion type injuries. Nice to see you pulling everything out in having finisher kickouts (within reason due to the way you explained them), although the finish with the chair perhaps called for more of a focus on the head of Matt throughout the match. Still, a good match, continuing Dykstra’s run of dominance over The Hardy Boyz.

While Lashley should rarely find himself in front of a microphone, I really just loved this promo from him. It continues his move towards heeldom by having him play the guy who was screwed out of everything, placing the blame of everything firmly on the crowd favourites. Simply yet effective.

After having him conduct interviews with both competitors, it’s a nice little touch to see Styles out for the final ECW Title match. A nice start to it with a bit of an extreme environment to it right from the beginning, although I don’t know about the spear from the top rope through the table, as it seemed like a VERY risky spot that could easily go wrong. On top of that, it would have been a great nearfall, so having it just before the break without a cover seems like a bit of a waste. The end of the match was nice though, bringing in RVD’s old extreme moves, before some good counter wrestling around the table to give RVD the win with the big Five Star through the table. A nice match here, and a good way to retire the ECW Title with RVD as the final champion.

:lmao @ Flair getting the women, as usual. A little surprised you threw the Kennedy stuff in here, although the way you went about it with Flair denying the challenge continues to keep his storyline with Flair going along the same path, while Flair declaring that they’ll be defending the titles at WrestleMania (which I find unlikely with Kennedy/Flair sure to happen) is good to see, because it means they obviously care about the titles. TWGTT making their intentions clear here and continuing their feud with Flair and Carlito is good too, because that makes for a decent feud for the titles, even if it seems to be near it’s climax.

Interesting way to show the transformation of Lashley continuing by having him take out his frustration on Maria. It’s good to see he still knows right from wrong, but he’s slowly turning into that bad guy.

While it seems clear now that Michaels will be turning heel tonight, this promo was absolutely great from Michaels, setting up his new direction as someone who follows God and can blame all of his actions on him. A good way to make use of Michaels’ real life beliefs to make a cowardly character that can hide behind his actions (should the turn happen, of course).

Nice match between Victoria and Mickie, keeping the intensity of their feud running high with a more high impact style of match than you usually see from the divas. Some good psychology in the focus on the back from Victoria throughout, while the win for Mickie is good to see, finalizing this feud so we can see you move onto something else with the women.

Nice little dig at the ECW Title from McMahon to begin with, before getting onto the business of Cena. I absolutely loved Vince saying he was going to take matters into his own hands by sending Shane out after Cena. I’m not quite sure what to expect in the main event now with interference being run from here, plus Michaels’ possible turn, but it should certainly be interesting.

Another squash keeps Umaga simmering along nicely here, with the streak looking good in recent weeks after wins over Lashley and Van Dam. Good to see Estrada getting some more mic time, again signaling his intentions of seeking a challenge, although I’m not so sure about Punk interrupting. What Punk said was good, mocking Umaga well, before making the connection and the challenge, although I’m not so sure Punk/Umaga is a match that does anything for Umaga. While it should be good for Punk and will likely allow him to look good, this isn’t really much of a step forward at all for Punk. Still, it should be a good match next week, plus this was a nice little promo, especially with the last line for AAE.

As I said last week, I’m quite the fan of the pairing of Masters and Nitro. Two guys with a lot of talent who I think could do a lot for the tag division on RAW. Glad to see it happening.

Nice little confrontation between Triple H and Shane, giving more hype to the fact that Shane will be interfering, while keeping Triple H looking like the badass face ahead of the main event.

Very clever little start to the match with Michaels and Triple H being allowed to go at it to begin with, giving the people what they wanted to see. From there the pace of the match picked up nicely, leading to some good counters and a long run to the finish for an exciting match. The interference of the McMahons right when it looked like Cena had it won was well done, well and truly costing him the match, making for a nice nearfall. The turn of Michaels that came as a result of the chaos was beautiful too, seeming absolutely out of nowhere, despite the match building up to the finish really well. A great way to finish the show and crown Shawn Michaels as the new WWE Champion, finishing off a show that certainly delivered. Well done.


All in all, I thought this was by far your best show to date. It had everything you could want in terms of feud development, exciting matches, character development and of course title changes. A show that you can really be proud of as you continue to heat things up on the road to WrestleMania. Great stuff, my mang.
 
#73 · (Edited)
~Friday Night Smackdown~
February 9th, 2007
Omaha, Nebraska



"If anybody's a coward, it's you, you gutless son of a bitch!"




Instead of the usual opening, we instead open to the office of the General Manager and Teddy Long, the GM stood in his office, hands clasped behind his back. At the bottom of the screen a banner reads "Earlier Tonight". A knock on the door prompts Teddy to respond with "Come in."... and in walks the always smug John Bradshaw Layfield, the Smackdown colour commentator entering the room and going close to Teddy...

Teddy Long: JBL. Now listen playa, the reason why I asked you to come to my office is that-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interrupting) You hold on a second there Teddy. I don't really care what you've gotta say to me. And before you start runnin' your mouth, I got a few things I wanna say to you.

Teddy sighs, realising he's going to have to listen...

John Bradshaw Layfield: First of all, I don't appreciate you sending some 'Johnny Stagehand' to come and drag me away from my business. I have important matters to attend to, my cellphone is ringin' off the hook, some of the greatest Wall Street minds need my advice, and I don't need to be puttin' them on hold to listen to you.

Teddy Long: A'ight, I understand that but-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interrupting) SECOND of all... let me just say, for the record, that in all the time I've been here on Smackdown... I have never seen you do a worse job. I've been WWE Champion, I broke records, I put Smackdown on the map, I was and shall forever be... A WRESTLING... GAWD!

Again Teddy sighs...

John Bradshaw Layfield: And I am sick and tired of seein' you ruin the legacy I left behind.

JBL takes a big breath and adjusts his suit jacket...

John Bradshaw Layfield: Alright. I'm glad we had this talk Teddy. Now you know a few things that needed to be said. Good talk, I'll see ya' around...

JBL turns to leave...

Teddy Long: Uh... not so fast playa. You may have said what you wanted to say... but I got a few things I wanna get off my chest too.

JBL laughs, almost in disbelief at Teddy's actions...

Teddy Long: You been runnin' yo' mouth about for a while now, and I'm sick and tired of it playa. I'm sure I don't need to remind you that the only reason I gave you a job behind the announce desk was because I had an empty chair I was desperate to fill.

JBL scoffs at the notion...

Teddy Long: But y'know somethin' playa? Your position ain't that safe no more.

John Bradshaw Layfield: What d'ya mean by that Teddy?

Teddy Long: I mean from now on, until I decide otherwise... yo' ass is on probation!

Furious, JBL's jaw nearly hits the floor...

Teddy Long: And when you go out there tonight and commentate on my show... you gonna have a new partner at that announce desk wit' you.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Well... who?

Teddy simply smiles and nods, prompting JBL and the camera to turn towards the door... to see Tazz has entered the room! A nice pop from inside the arena welcomes the ECW legend, who cuts a fierce look in a grey suit and dark shades...

Tazz: Hey Teddy. 'Sup JBL?

Disgusted, JBL simply storms out of the room, barging past Tazz as he does, leaving behind the smiling Teddy Long and the returning Smackdown colour commentator.

No opening video, no fireworks and no opening commentary. Instead we get the cold opening, until...

"KENNEDY..."

*TURN UP THE TROUBLE...*​

The boos quickly rain down as the brash Mr. Kennedy arrogantly makes his way down to the ring...


Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Friday Night Smackdown, and making his way down to the ring is none other than Mr. Kennedy. But first of all, I guess I have to welcome back Tazz to the Smackdown announce desk!

Tazz: Thanks man. It’s good to be back here on Friday nights, but I don’t think our colleague here at the announce desk is all that happy about it. Ain’t that right JBL?

John Bradshaw Layfield: I can’t believe you’re sittin’ at the same announce desk at me. What the hell is goin’ through the mind of our General Manager right now? I just- unbelievable.

Michael Cole: Well before you two get into it with each other, let’s talk about what that man Kennedy did last week. It was made painfully clear by Kennedy that he was extremely unhappy that he was eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Ric Flair. Kennedy then tried to intimidate both Teddy Long and Arn Anderson.

Tazz: Yeah and that was pretty disrespectful on the part of Kennedy to be threatenin’ a guy like Arn Anderson that way. This guy’s walkin’ about with a huge chip on his shoulder, and if he ain’t careful he’s gonna get a real ass kickin’ one of these days.

Michael Cole: And as we heard on Monday Night Raw, Ric Flair turned down Kennedy’s challenge of a match at No Way Out, moments after Flair and Carlito became the new World Tag Team Champions.

Tazz: Ric Flair, he’s got his own stuff to deal with right now. He don’t need-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interrupting) Aw that’s a crock and you know it! The reason Ric Flair didn’t except Kennedy’s challenge is ‘cos he’s scared of ‘im! This title reign is a sham, a smokescreen to hide the real issue, and that’s the fact that Flair doesn’t want any part of Kennedy.

Michael Cole: I don’t think Flair was all that scared when he eliminated Kennedy from the Royal Rumble.

Tazz: Yeah he was real scared when he embarrassed Kennedy by sendin’ him flying over the top ropes.

John Bradshaw Layfield: You better watch your damn mouth ‘Shortstack’ or I’ll embarrass you right now.

Michael Cole: Easy guys...

In the ring, Kennedy stands square in the middle as a lone spotlight shines down on him, the brash youngster reaching to the sky as his microphone is lowered...

Mr Kennedy: I uh... I’m pretty sure I made myself clear last week. I’m pretty sure I was clear when I told Teddy Long I wanted a match with Ric Flair at No Way Out. I’m pretty sure I was clear when I told Arn Anderson that I wanted him to make sure Ric Flair got the message last week. I think I was clear. Uh... yup, I know I was.

Kennedy paces the ring as he loudly chomps on his gum...

Mr. Kennedy: And one week later, do I have my match with Ric Flair? Huh? Huh? Huh? NO! No, no-no... NO! I don’t have my match, but Ric Flair? He somehow winds up as a tag team champion. FIFTY – SEVEN – YEARS – OLD! And somehow he’s still gettin’ title shots on Raw.

The crowd cheers for Flair’s recent accomplishment...

Mr. Kennedy: And how many title shots have I received lately? I mean, I begged, I pleaded to be in the hunt for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble. But instead, that other washed up loser Finlay got the shot. So I enter the Royal Rumble. Not only that, I enter at FREAKIN’ NUMBER TWO! I give a masterful performance, well on my way to the greatest Royal Rumble performance in WWE history, and then after 30 minutes... Ric Flair enters the match.

Pop...

Mr. Kennedy: Oh yeah. Ric Flair dragged his sorry lookin' ass down to the ring, and after such a brilliant display, I lose concentration for one second... I lose focus and I get caught off guard for one moment... and this happens.

Kennedy motions towards the two screens either side of the Smackdown fist, while the announce team talk over the top of the footage we see...

*Video Package*

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE

...with Flair hitting the corner hard. Flair steps out, and Kennedy is waiting to send him flying with a back body drop! Flair cries out as he hits the mat, but he can’t rest as Kennedy grabs him... and RUNS FLAIR TOWARDS THE ROPES... BUT FLAIR REVERSES... AND USES THE MOMENTUM... TO SEND KENNEDY FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!!!

ELIMINATION #15 MR. KENNEDY BY RIC FLAIR @ 32.14


*End Video Package*

Michael Cole: Well, obviously this is footage from the Royal Rumble twelve nights ago. It was a great effort from Mr. Kennedy, entering the ring as entrant number two and lasting over 30 minutes, only for Ric Flair to eliminate Kennedy from the match.

Tazz: Yeah and I don't really get what Kennedy's beef is here. I mean I gotta hand it to him, that was one helluva shot he took at going coast to coast tryin' to win the Rumble. But hey, Ric Flair got him out fair and square, and there ain't no shame in goin' down to 'Naitch'.

Kennedy shakes his head in disgust as the crowd voices it's approval...

Mr. Kennedy: Yeah you loved that didn't ya'? You just loved seein' that washed up geriatric throw me over the top rope didn't ya'? But uh... you didn't love this...

*Video Package*

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE

The camera then focuses on Mr. Kennedy, who slowly begins to trudge back towards the dressing rooms... but he stops, turns to the ring with a seriously pissed off look on his face... and THEN RACES BACK INTO THE RING! Kennedy slides under the bottom rope, and he immediately grabs Ric Flair, catching ‘Naitch’ by surprise... and TOSSES FLAIR OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

ELIMINATION #16 RIC FLAIR BY (AN ALREADY ELIMINATED) MR. KENNEDY @ 32.58

The crowd shits all over Kennedy’s actions, but he doesn’t give a damn as he destroys Flair on the outside with vicious right hands, then lays in with stiff kicks to the ribs. Referees scramble to pull Kennedy away, but he takes no notice, continuing to hammer Flair and then dragging Flair to his feet... and LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S DESK!


*End Video Package*

John Bradshaw Layfield: His 'beef' as you so eloquently put it is that once again Kennedy has been held down by a veteran who's time has came and went. Mr. Kennedy is the fastest rising star here on Smackdown, and yet he continues to be over looked by old timers who shoulda retired years ago.

Michael Cole: What?! John, it's the Royal Rumble, it's every man for himself. There's no conspiracy here about why Kennedy was eliminated. He just ran into Ric Flair and Flair got the better of him.

The crowd boos while Kennedy smirks...

Mr. Kennedy: Oh but wait. It gets better... much better.

*Video Package*

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE

The two officials assigned the match plead with Kennedy to stop, but he takes no notice, pounding the forehead with hard right hands. Eventually Kennedy relents, and the camera zooms in to see that Flair has been BUSTED OPEN. The blood streams out of Flair’s head, but Kennedy isn’t finished yet, as he grabs one of the chairs strewn on the floor... lines Flair up... hoists the chair high... AND DELIVERS A SICK CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!! “For the love of God!” screams J.R., but Kennedy doesn’t give a damn, instead he slams the chair down, pulling Flair cheek to cheek with him, Flair’s blood staining the platinum blonde of both men. With the camera right on top of them, Kennedy holds the lifeless Flair’s head in his hands, shouting “This was my night! This... was MY... NIGHT!” before he finally drops Flair’s head to the floor. The refs cry for Kennedy to leave, and he finally agrees, slowly being led backstage, all the while his eyes fixated on the broken down legend he’s left behind.


*End Video Package*

Michael Cole: Well folks, we apologise for the disturbing footage we're seeing right now. I was sat just a few feet away when this happened, I couldn't believe what I was watching.

Tazz: Y'know this guy Kennedy's a real piece of work. What a way to treat a legend of this industry, all because he tossed you over the top rope. That assault was a real punk-ass thing to do.

Heat as Kennedy chuckles to himself...

Mr. Kennedy: God, I dunno know 'bout you, but I loved seein' that again.

Kennedy laughs again, sighing contently, only to then switch to a much more serious demeanour...

Mr. Kennedy: You all talk about Ric Flair, and what he's meant to this business. 16 times, World Heavyweight Champion. SIX - TEEN - TIMES! And yet here he is, TWENTY YEARS past his prime, still tryin' to reach the top of the mountain one last time.

Kennedy faux smiles...

Mr. Kennedy: But Ric, in pursuit of your dreams... you made one, big mistake. You messed with me. You messed with the future of this industry. You messed with the fastest rising star Smackdown has ever seen. You messed... with MMMIIISSSTTTEEERRR KEN – NAH – DAY!

The crowd answers back with "KEN - NAH - DAY!", but Kennedy simply shakes his head and gives the nearest cameraman an eyeful...

Mr. Kennedy: But as much as I loved seein' the battered, bloody, broken down body of Ric Flair on those screens... it still doesn't get me what I want. I'm gonna make this perfectly clear. Infact, I'll even say it slowly so each and every one of you braindead hicks in Omaha, Nebraska can understand me.

Cheap heat...

Mr. Kennedy: I... want... Ric Flair... in this ring... at No Way Out. I asked nicely last week Teddy, but I'm not in any kinda mood to be nice tonight. So Teddy, bring your ass out here, use the little bit of stroke you've got left, get on your cell phone to Vince McMahon personally, do whatever the hell it takes, but one way or another, get me my match.

Kennedy now stares up the aisle, waiting for Teddy Long's arrival...

Mr. Kennedy: C'mon Teddy. Don't make me come back there. You don't wanna piss me off tonight, not after-

*I WALK ALONE...*

The roof damn near blows off the arena as the World Heavyweight Champion Batista strides out from the back. Dressed in a sharp grey suit with dark sunglasses, the champion crouches down to fire off his massive pyro display before heading down to the ring with a purpose, the big gold belt slung over his shoulder...


Michael Cole: Oh my!

Tazz: Aw baby! Business just picked up! Here comes 'The Animal', and he looks pissed!

John Bradshaw Layfield: What the hell is this? Batista has no business bein' out here. Kennedy wants to speak with Teddy Long, this has got nothin' to do with Batista.

Michael Cole: Now wait a minute John. Batista and Ric Flair go back to their old Evolution days. Ric Flair was like a mentor to Batista. I'm sure 'The Animal' has had enough of listenin' to Mr. Kennedy run down a man he respects and admires so much.

Stepping through the ropes, Batista asks for and receives a microphone, but before he speaks, Kennedy goes first...

Mr. Kennedy: (Laughing) That's uh- that's pretty funny! I ask for Teddy Long... and I get the man who's possibly the only bigger COWARD in the WWE than Ric Flair. That's- that's some funny stuff right there.

Kennedy fake wipes a tear from his eye...

Mr. Kennedy: But uh... seriously. What the hell are you doin' out here? The only thing I ever wanna hear you say is that you'll give me the World Heavyweight Championship match I deserve. But I know you'll never do that Dave... 'cos we both know what would happen if you did, don't we?

Kennedy cocks his head, trying to stare into Batista's eyes but only seeing the lense of his sunglasses...

Mr. Kennedy: We both know that that (Points at the title on Batista's shoulder) title would be where it belongs... around my waist. So unless you're out here to give me the title shot that was robbed from me by Ric Flair... then GET - OUT - OF MY - RING!

Feeling affronted, 'The Animal' slowly removes his sunglasses to a small pop from the crowd, the champion staring straight at Kennedy...

Batista: Y'know somethin' Kennedy? You got a real big mouth for a guy who's done nothin' to back it up. You come up here, you run your mouth about not gettin' a title shot, when everybody knows that the reason you don't have a title shot... is that you don't deserve one.

Kennedy rolls his eyes incredulously, but Batista presses on...

Batista: And then... you have the nerve to disrespect a legend like Ric Flair. A guy who's forgotten more about this business than you'll ever know. A man who's been part of some the greatest moments in wrestling history... and you of all people, run him down. And then you threaten a guy like Arn Anderson. Lemme tell ya' somethin' Kennedy, if you wanted to threaten one of Ric Flair's friends last week, then you shoulda came and found me.

Kennedy mouths "Oh really?", to which 'The Animal' nods...

Batista: But no. No, you go pick a guy who retired 10 years ago due to a serious neck injury. And then you come out here... and you start callin' me a coward.

Batista shakes his head then steps forward, further getting in Kennedy's face...

Batista: If anybody's a coward, it's you, you gutless son of a bitch!

The crowd pops for Batista's aggression as the first signs of fear cross Kennedy's face...

Batista: And y'know what Kennedy?

Batista removes the title from his shoulder, tossing it to the mat...

Batista: I'm not gonna give you a title shot...

The crowd rises as 'The Animal' removes his suit jacket...

Batista: But what I am gonna give you...

And then pops as Batista starts rolling up the sleeves of his shirt...

Batista: Is the ass kickin' you deserve!

Big time pop, and instantly Batista tosses his mic aside, stepping towards Kennedy... but Kennedy quickly backs away...

Mr. Kennedy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! This ain't your fight Dave! THIS AIN'T YOUR FIGHT!

Kennedy holds out his hands, motioning for Batista to stop, which 'The Animal' does, although both fists remained clenched...

Mr. Kennedy: This is between me and Flair! Like I said, unless you're gonna give me a title shot anytime soon... then I got nothin' to say you, and you got no reason to be in this ring right now. So how about you turn around, walk up that aisle... and you send Teddy Long down here, so I get what I deserve.

A tense standoff ensues, as 'The Animal' refuses to budge, slowly inching his way towards Kennedy... until...

*MACMILLITANT...*​

All eyes quickly turn towards the entrance as way as Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long steps out, stopping under the Smackdown fist, microphone already in hand...


Teddy Long: Hold up a minute there playa! Hold on...

Batista stand his ground, still staring at Kennedy, his back to Teddy...

Teddy Long: There ain't gonna be nothin' goin' on between you two tonight. Batista, you already have a match wit' Test tonight. You don't need to be gettin' involved wit' Kennedy right now.

In the ring, Kennedy nods in agreement, mouthing "That's right!" as 'The Animal' slowly turns to look at Long...

Teddy Long: But lemme tell ya' somethin' 'Champ'... you said somethin' in that ring that made a lotta sense to me. Y'see Kennedy, you been comin' out here for the last month or so, and you done nothin' but run your mouth about how you want a title shot. But like Batista said, the reason you ain't got a title shot... is 'cos you never earned it playa.

Gathering himself, Kennedy inches past Batista to stand by the ropes near the aisle...

Teddy Long: The man stood next to you in that ring right now, he earned himself a title shot by winnin' a Royal Rumble not so long ago. Batista won the Royal Rumble, and then he went to Wrestlemania and became the World Heavyweight Champion!

Pop...

Teddy Long: Batista never whined and complained about bein' held back, he just made it happen for himself. But you Kennedy? You do nothin' but run ya' mouth about how you deserve your shot. And as for Ric Flair, like I keep tellin' ya... I can't make that match for ya' playa.

Kennedy shouts "Aw c'mon!" up the aisle...

Teddy Long: Ric Flair is a Raw Superstar, and that means I have no authority to make that match at No Way Out. You challenged Ric Flair, and you gotcha' answer Monday night... NO!

A few boos as once again we are denied the prospect of a Flair/Kennedy match...

Teddy Long: So here's what I'm gonna do. I can't give ya' Ric Flair... but I wanna see you put ya' money where ya' mouth is. So what I'm gonna do... is give you your title shot. But you gonna earn it first playa.

Both men look intrigued as Teddy confidently strokes his chin...

Teddy Long: Batista needs an opponent for his World Heavyweight Championship at No Way Out... and tonight, we gonna crown a new Number One Contender!

Pop...

Teddy Long: Kennedy... I gotta hand it to ya' playa, that was one hell of a performance durin' the Royal Rumble. You may not have won, but you were in that ring for over 30 minutes when Ric Flair eliminated ya', and I respect that.

Kennedy smugly nods his agreement...

Teddy Long: But there was another Smackdown Superstar who put in a great performance that night too. And that man deserves his shot at Batista just as much as you do playa. So tonight, in that very ring... it's gonna be Mr. Kennedy...

Heat...

Teddy Long: One on one... with The Undertaker!

Massive pop as Kennedy hides his face in his hands...

Teddy Long: So Kennedy, if you want your shot at Batista... you better earn it playa. And uh... I don't know think 'The Champ' is done wit' ya'...

Wondering what Teddy means, Kennedy removes his face from his hands and turns back towards Batista... only for 'The Animal' to drop him with a THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER!

*I WALK ALONE...*​

The arena responds with a massive pop, while Batista is quickly onto his feet to roar to the crowd. The camera then cuts to the smiling Teddy Long who quickly turns and heads backstage...


Michael Cole: What a huge main event we've got lined up! Kennedy and The Undertaker, the winner to face Batista at No Way Out for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Tazz: God what a match that's gonna be! 'The Green Bay Loudmouth' and 'The Deadman' goin' at it!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Why am I not surprised? Another veteran standin' in Kennedy's way. I hope to God that Kennedy rubs it in Teddy Long's face by beatin' The Undertaker tonight and then beatin' Batista at No Way Out. I'd love to see that!

Michael Cole: Well for Kennedy to face Batista at No Way Out, he'll need to get past The Undertaker first! All that and more still to come on Friday Night Smackdown!

In the ring, Kennedy clutches the back of his head as he rolls over onto his knees, staring up the aisle at Batista who stops at the entrance way, turning back for one last glare at Kennedy before we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

As soon as we return...

*WHATEVER...*​

A great pop welcomes the arrival of the United States Champion Chris Benoit, who confidently strides down the aisle, his championship slung over his shoulder as Benoit slaps a few hands as he goes...


Michael Cole: Welcome back everybody. We are still buzzing over the announce made just before the commercial. The Undertaker and Mr. Kennedy will go one-on-one with the winner facing Batista at No Way Out! But right now, the United States Champion is in action.

John Bradshaw Layfield: And he can count himself lucky he's still got that title. I still don't understand how Test didn't leave The Royal Rumble as United States Champion.

Tazz: Test hammered Benoit that night, but ain't nobody got more fight than Chris Benoit. It's gonna take a lot to take that title away from Benoit.

Michael Cole: Well last week, we went off to the air to chaotic scenes as Benoit and Finlay brawled their way backstage during the main event tag team match. I can't think of two tougher guys here in the WWE right now.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Lemme tell ya' somethin' Michael, Chris Benoit may be a tough guy, but he can't come close to Finlay. That's one tough Irish bastard Chris Benoit don't wanna mess with.

*WAR DANCE...*

Boos for the seldom seen Tatanka, three months removed from his heel turn that hasn't lead to many recent appearances. The Native American, now with black and white face paint and a menacing look on his face slowly paces down to the ring, the days of his bouncing down the aisle and into the ring long gone...


Michael Cole: And speaking of tough, Tatanka is one tough customer. Here's a guy who can do some damage when given the chance to.

Tazz: This is a new Tatanka. He's got a mean attitude, but I ain't seen him around here all that much lately.

John Bradshaw Layfield: He's may have this new attitude, but he's still one mean son of a gun. He knew how to get it done back in the day, let's see if he's still got it...

Match 1: Non Title Match
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. Tatanka

With both men known as hard hitters, it’s no surprise that from the first collar and elbow tie up, Tatanka gains the upper hand, backing Benoit to the corner. The ref steps in for the break, which Tatanka briefly gives, only to fire back with a string of kicks to the gut. Tatanka then snaps off a chop to the chest, but this only seems to invigorate Benoit, who instantly fires back with a stiff chop of his own. More chops follow from Benoit, backing Tatanka all the way across the ring to the opposite corner, where ‘The Rabid Wolverine’ tees off with hard right hands, snapping Tatanka’s head back. A hard Irish whip sends Tatanka back to the opposite corner, where Benoit slowly walks over to tag Tatanka with more chops... until Benoit charges in... only for Tatanka to snap off a boot to the face... and then take Benoit down with a clothesline, gaining a near fall.

Tatanka pulls Benoit to his feet, looking to snap off a few rights, but Benoit ducks underneath... and connects with a German suplex! Keeping his grip, Benoit pulls Tatanka up with him, looking for a second... but Tatanka grabs the referee, stopping the move. With the ref trying to break Tatanka’s grip of his shirt, he’s momentarily distracted... allowing Tatanka to flick his heel... resulting in a LOW BLOW! Benoit crumples to the mat, and the ref never saw a thing, allowing Tatanka to hammer Benoit with boots and then drop down for a blatant choke, taking every second of the ref’s 5 count.

Looking to do some damage, Tatanka tosses Benoit through the ropes to the floor, the United States Champion hit the ground with a bump. The hard nature of the match continues as Benoit is sent crashing side first into the steel steps. Benoit is rolled back into the ring, where Tatanka looks to focus on the ribs, aiming boots to them and then scooping Benoit up for a backbreaker, although he is careful to drive the knee into the side instead of the spine. Benoit struggles back to his feet, only for a flurry of right hands to knock him to the corner, where a hard Irish whip sends him crashing into the opposite corner. Sensing he has the champion weakened, Tatanka looks to earn himself a surprise victory... by twisting Benoit into a Boston crab!

Tatanka applies the pressure, sitting down on Benoit and wrenching on the spine, causing the champion to cry out in pain. Slowly though, Benoit is able to pull himself towards the ropes, and despite Tatanka’s best efforts, Benoit inches closer and closer... until he reaches out and grabs the bottom rope! Tatanka however doesn’t release straight away, taking the ref’s five count to the limit, causing the ref to once again step in and physically remove Tatanka from the hold. After an exchange of words with the ref, Tatanka scoops Benoit up for a slam... but Benoit drops down the back... and connects with a German suplex! Benoit hangs, on pulling Tatanka up... and snaps off a second German suplex! Again Benoit retains his grip, taking Tatanka up, who desperately grasps as fresh air... but it’s no good, as Benoit hits the third German suplex, completing the Hat Trick!

Both men stagger to their feet, but Benoit is in control now as he tags Tatanka with more chops, backing his opponent to the ropes before going for an Irish whip... but Tatanka reverses... and he hoists the running Benoit up onto his shoulders, looking for the Samoan drop... but Benoit drops down, grabs hold of Tatanka’s arm... trips his leg out, taking Tatanka down to the mat... and locks on the Crippler Crossface!! Benoit locks it on tight, pulling back on Tatanka’s chin, and despite his best efforts, the Native American has no option but to tap out!!

Winner: Chris Benoit @ 05.37

The gives a good pop as Benoit finally release the crossface, quickly back on his feet to have his hand raised. Benoit raises his title in the air to another good pop as Tatanka rolls from the ring, frustrated by his defeat...


Michael Cole: A brave effort from Tatanka, but Chris Benoit just had his number tonight.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Well that match proved one thing. Tatanka ain't no Finlay. You wanna talk about toughness, then let's see Benoit and Finlay goin' at it!

Benoit adjusts his title over his shoulder again, before reaching through the ropes to be handed a mic...

Chris Benoit: You all know by now, I'm not much of a talker, so I'll make this quick.

Benoit pauses, breathing hard into the mic...

Chris Benoit: Finlay... GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!

Huge pop as Benoit slams his mic to the mat and places his title down in the corner, the referee from the previous match still in the ring, motioning for Benoit to vacate the ring...

Michael Cole: Wow! Well there you go JBL, you might be about to get your wish!

Tazz: What the hell's gonna happen here? Are Benoit and Finlay just gonna beat the crap outta each other?

John Bradshaw Layfield: I think Benoit's taken one too many shots to the head lately. He's gotta be insane to call out Finlay for a fight!

Benoit waits patiently in the ring...

Until...

"MY NAME IS FINLAY... AND I LOVE TO FIGHT..."

*LAMBEG...*

A sense of anticipation as Finlay steps out, walking to the ring with a purpose, that toothy smirk of his clear for all to see and trusty shillelagh gripped tightly in his hand...


Tazz: Aw here we go! Benoit and Finlay are gonna kick the crap outta each other!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Benoit, I hope you know what you're gettin' yourself into here son! This is gonna turn around and bite you on the ass if you ain't careful!

Finlay continues to walk down to the ring, but as he reaches the bottom of the aisle, instead of stepping into the ring, Finlay very deliberately walks around to the timekeeper's desk, snatching a microphone out of Tony Chimel's hand before slowly stepping up the steel steps...

Finlay: Hold on a second there Chris.

Cautiously Finlay steps through the ropes, smirking at Benoit at all times...

Finlay: If it's a fight ye' want Chris... then it's a fight ye'll get. But first... why don't ye' do everyone a favour... and put that title o' yers on the line.

The crowd pops at the prospect of a US Title match between the two...

Finlay: I'll kick yer arse up down this arena... but how about when I do at No Way Out, you make it worth my while?

Benoit glances at the title sat in the corner of the ring... then emphatically nods his head and shouts "You got it!", much to the delight of the crowd...

Michael Cole: Wow! What a match that's gonna be! Benoit and Finlay at No Way Out, the United States Championship on the line!

Tazz: I can't wait to see these two go at it with the title on the line! They're gonna rip each other to shreds!

John Bradshaw Layfield: I can't believe 'im hearin' this. Chris Benoit must have a death wish or somethin'. He's gonna be kissin' that title goodbye at No Way Out, you mark my words.

Having gotten his title shot, Finlay's smirk widens, the veteran nodding his head. The crowd rises as Finlay tosses the mic aside and steps forward, with the fight seemingly on. Both men size the other up, with Finlay cocking the shillelagh high in the air while Benoit shows no intimidation, motioning for Finlay to bring it. Both men take small steps towards the other, inching every closer, about to come to blows... until Finlay drops to the mat and rolls under the bottom rope! The crowd shits all over it as the crafty Irishman waves Benoit off, turning his back on the United States Champion and walking up the ramp...


Michael Cole: What the...?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Haha! I love it! Finlay just played Chris Benoit for the fool that he is! Finlay got what he wanted, he got the title shot, and now he's outta here!

Tazz: So much for all that talk about kickin' ass and-

Michael Cole: Hey, wait! Here comes Benoit!

The crowd rises as Benoit drives through the ropes and sprints up the aisle... to club Finlay from Benoit! The arena comes unglued as Benoit and Finlay repeat their actions of last week, brawling all over the aisle! Finlay is driven into the barricade, but he fires back with a flurry of fists to the back as both men scratch and claw, winding up on the concrete floor! Suddenly a posse of referees and backstage officials race down and try to separate the pair...

Michael Cole: This situation between Benoit and Finlay has exploded once again! For the second week in a row, Finlay and Benoit are engaged in an all out brawl!

John Bradshaw Layfield: That was a cheap shot from Benoit! Finlay had his back turned, Benoit attacked him from behind!

Tazz: Benoit wanted a fight and when Finlay didn't give it to him he went after it himself!

Michael Cole: We've gotta go to commercial! Join us when we return and hopefully we've got some sense of control back here!

*Commercial*​

*Video Package*

WRESTLEMANIA RECALL!

MARCH 30th, 2003
WRESTLEMANIA XIX


Having already met during two epic confrontations, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin and The Rock meet for a third and final time in what would prove to be the last match of Austin's career. Having gone 'Hollywood' in his time away from the ring, The Rock entered Safeco Field determined to achieve the one accomplishment that had eluded him during his career... namely beating Steve Austin at Wrestlemania. After a battle that saw The Rock lock Austin in a sharpshooter, it was the taunting of 'The Rattlesnake' that lead to Austin coming close to victory, as when 'The Great One' began wrestling in Austin's ring jacket, Rocky ultimately ran straight into a Rock Bottom from Austin. Returning the favour, The Rock connected with a Stone Cold Stunner and then The People's Elbow. Valiantly hanging on, Austin would not die, until three Rock Bottom's finally put Austin down, giving Rock that elusive Wrestlemania victory over his greatest nemesis.

WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - 51 DAYS AND COUNTING


*End Video Package*

We back into the sight of Josh Matthews standing by...

Josh Matthews: Welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown folks. Join me in welcoming my guest at this time... King... Booker!

Boos as King Booker and Queen Sharmell step into the shot, a furious look adorning Booker's face...

Josh Matthews: King Booker, what was your response to the announcement made earlier that-

King Booker: (Interrupting) Am I fool to you Joshua?

Taken aback, Matthews fumbles his words...

Josh Matthews: Uh-uh- sorry, what?

King Booker: I said... am I... a fool to you... Joshua?

Matthews pauses briefly, giving the impression he's thinking about it, which draws a scowl from Sharmell...

Josh Matthews: Uh- no. No, of course not.

King Booker: Then why, Joshua, does Thadeus Long continue to treat me as such?

Unable to answer, Matthews simply shrugs...

King Booker: I of course was an interested listener earlier tonight when Thaddeus Long addressed these peasants in Ohama. And I heard what Thaddeus had to say. The Undertaker and Kenneth Kennedy in a Number One Contenders match tonight. But I ask you Joshua... what of my challenge to The Undertaker last week?

Booker audibly breathes deeply into the mic, the tension building...

King Booker: What of... my match with The Undertaker at No Way Out?

Deeper, more audible breaths...

King Booker: What 'bout muh damn match Josh!

Distressed, Sharmell dabs a bead of sweat from her husband's brow...

King Booker: Forgive me my Queen. Undertaker... I shall have my vengeance on thee. I shall never forget the way you besmirched me 'Deadman'. The fact that so far you have remained silent on my challenge... tells me that you fear me. Well fear is not enough to save you Undertaker. I want my match... and as your King... my wishes shall be met. Your King... has spoken.

Booker and Sharmell join hands in royal fashion, leaving the area as a bemused Matthews looks on...

Back into the arena for...

*SLICED BREAD...*​

Big pop for The Hooligans as the WWE Tag Team Champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick, the champs racing down to the ring as Ashley Massaro jogs down not far behind...


Michael Cole: Well it seems that King Booker is still pretty mad with The Undertaker and is still determined to get that match against 'The Deadman' at No Way Out.

Tazz: Yeah but I don't get what Booker's tryin' to say when he says 'Taker's scared of him. You tryin' to tell me your gonna turn down potentially a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship?

John Bradshaw Layfield: You would if you knew you had a pissed off King comin' after ya'!

Michael Cole: When have you ever known The Undertaker to be scared of someone?

John Bradshaw Layfield: There's a first time for everythin' Michael, and though you may not like it, The Undertaker is running scared of King Booker! Mark my words, 'The Deadman' is prayin' he wins tonight so he don't have to deal with King Booker.

*BAD DREAM...*​

A decent pop for the arrival of The Extremists, as while Tommy Dreamer and Sabu step down the aisle, the camera scans the crowd for a sight of The Sandman, who of course chugs a beer and smashes it on his head before making his way through the fans...


Michael Cole: Well I think you're being ridiculous, but let's move on. We've got eight man tag team action coming up, as the champions London and Kendrick join forces with Tommy Dreamer and Sabu to take on La Resistance, William Regal and the returning Paul Burchill.

Tazz: And here comes my boys Dreamer, Sabu and Sandman! I love that these guys are teamin' up, and they got a bit of an issue goin' on with The Bluebloods right now

John Bradshaw Layfield: These maniacs are you kinda people huh Tazz? You can relate to them can ya'?

Tazz: Yeah, sure.

John Bradshaw Layfield: That explains why I like you as little as I like them 'Shortstack'.

*VILLAIN...*​

A fair amount of heat for The Bluebloods as William Regal and Dave Taylor make their entrance joined by the impressive looking Paul Burchill for the first time...


Michael Cole: What an impact the returning Paul Burchill made last week. Regal and Taylor came down to the ring after a match between The Extremists and La Resistance, and when London and Kendrick came down for the save, it looked like it was all going to backfire on The Bluebloods.

John Bradshaw Layfield: But that was until Paul Burchill came through the crowd, and he gave Dreamer, Sabu and Sandman a hell of a beatin'! Your boys didn't like it Tazz when that Singapore cane got turned on 'em.

Tazz: Hey, credit where credit's due, Paul Burchill was dominant last week, but that after he snuck through the crowd and took advantage of a bunch o' guys who just went through a hard match. It's gonna be a different story this week, you wait and see.

*POURQUOI?...*​

The heat level rises as La Resistance make their entrance. As always Maryse leads the way, dressed in her long, black, sleeveless trench coat, while Rene Dupree and Sylvain Grenier follow closely in their white version of the coat...


Michael Cole: Well you wanna talk about makin' an impact, what about the impact La Resistance has made? For weeks Maryse claimed she was bringing in a team to challenge The Hooligans, and last week Dupree and Grenier picked up a great win over Dreamer and Sabu.

Tazz: These two guys were very successful the first time around, and now they've got this Maryse chick with 'em, they look like they're gonna be successful again here on Smackdown.

John Bradshaw Layfield: It started last week with the washed up Dreamer and Sabu, and it's gonna end with London and Kendrick. These two are a team destined for gold, mark my words.

Match 2: Eight Man Tag Team Match
WWE Tag Team Champions The Hooligans and The Extremists (Tommy Dreamer and Sabu) w/ Ashley Massaro and The Sandman vs. The Bluebloods (William Regal and Paul Burchill) and La Resistance w/ Maryse and Dave Taylor

Kendrick and Dupree kick this one off, and the match starts a fast pace, with Kendrick being fired off the ropes from the first tie up, straight into a shoulder block. Briefly pausing to pose for the crowd, Dupree is then caught by a quick fire armdrag, and another one, before a dropkick knocks Dupree down. Sabu gets the tag, entering the ring with a slingshot legdrop, continuing the attack with a pair of right hands before going for an Irish whip... which Dupree reverses, and when Sabu hits the ropes, Regal drills a knee to the spine... only for Sabu to knock him off the apron with a right hand! Regal goes down, with Burchill checking on his partner. Seeing this, Sabu goes for a plancha... only for Sabu to push Regal out of harm’s way... leaving Sabu to crash to the floor! Dupree then goes to pick a fight with London and Kendrick, drawing the attention of the referee, allowing a three on one mugging to take place on the outside, as Regal, Burchill and Taylor drill Sabu with boots, before Burchill rolls Sabu back into the ring.

The heel team now look to work on Sabu, with Regal and Burchill both looking to make their mark. Burchill in particular does damage with clubbing forearms and big backbreakers, and Regal also plays his part by connecting on a double underhook suplex for a near fall. Grenier is in, and he too looks to target Sabu, but when he sends Sabu to the corner, Sabu fires a boot to the face, staggering the La Resistance member. Sabu then cinches Grenier into the corner, jumping off the middle rope... tornado DDT! Sabu plants Grenier and heads for his corner... to tag in Paul London!

London explodes into the ring, climbing to the top rope to connect on a crossbody that knocks Grenier down. Dupree is in, looking for a cheap shot, but London ducks, connecting on an inverted atomic drop and then bouncing up for a hurricanrana. La Resistance are reeling, but when London looks to run the ropes, Maryse reaches through and grabs his foot. This causes London to stop and turn, and by the time he returns his attention to the ring, Grenier is back on his feet...to take London up and down with a flapjack!

The match settles down again, as the heels now work together to do a number on London. Plenty of quick tags are made, with the physical presence of Burchill proving most effective, as he tosses London and around the ring with fallaway and pumphandle slams. La Resistance also play their part, working on London’s spine, with Dupree hitting a belly to back suplex and Grenier connecting on a stiff looking backbreaker. Continually the heels look to put London away, but London shows great determination to hang in there. Regal is in, and he locks London in a bow and arrow stretch, trying to wear London down and apply further pressure to the spine. Regal has the stretch locked in tight, causing London to cry out in pain. Determined to hang in there, London tries to fight his way free, trying to force himself back down to the mat, but Regal manages to resist. One final effort from London sees him free, falling to the mat, but Regal beets him to the punch, hitting a knee to the midsection before firing London off the ropes... London ducks a clothesline... and then hits a flying forearm! Both men are down, crawling to their corners for the hot tag... here comes Burchill... here comes Tommy Dreamer!

Dreamer bursts into the ring with right after right, ducking a big swing from Burchill and then dropping him with a falling neckbreaker. Dupree and Grenier storm the ring, prompting Kendrick and Sabu in as well, with the four of them brawling all over the joint. Dreamer now turns his attentions to Regal, firing Regal off the ropes... into a sit-out spinebuster! 1... 2... Burchill makes the save, with Sabu now coming to the aid of his partner. Paul London is back on his feet, tagging Dupree, while Grenier and Kendrick battle. A clothesline knocks Dupree over the top rope, while Kendrick and Grenier brawl under the bottom rope. London now engages with Burchill, with the Englishman catching one of London’s kicks... enziguiri! Burchill goes down, but instead of going for a cover, London sees Kendrick outnumbered on the outside... so he charges the ropes... and flies through the air... SUICIDE DIVE! London takes down all three, and soon the champions and La Resistance are going at on the floor. In the ring, Burchill is dazed as he gets back to his feet, but Sabu hits him with a dropkick, knocking Burchill down. Turning to Regal, Sabu slams Regal to the mat, before pointing to the sky and running for the ropes... TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT! Sabu connects, but before he can go for the cover, Burchill snatches him from behind... JUMPING NECKBREAEKR! Burchill plants Sabu, hooks the leg... 1... 2... Dreamer tries to make the save, only to be pulled down by Taylor... 3!

Winners: The Bluebloods and La Resistance @ 07.12

Once again Paul Burchill looks impressive, this time in gaining the decisive pinfall. Burchill steps away from the fallen Sabu, being joined by Regal and Taylor for a show of celebration, only for Sandman to slide into the ring with his kendo stick, checking on the health of his partners, causing The Bluebloods to slowly back away. On the outside Kendrick and London realise they've been defeated, their frustration clear as La Resistance back up the aisle, delighted that they played their part in the victory...

*Commercial*​

When we return, we head back to the office of the General Manager, although right now there is no Teddy Long. Instead, the room is occupied by the presence of Montel Vontavious Porter, The Miz and Michelle McCool. A certain tension is evident between the unusual trio, with both men sizing the other up...


Montel Vontavious Porter: You know why he asked you here?

The Miz: No. Do you?

Montel Vontavious Porter: Nah man. But I can guess. I bet Teddy Long asked me here ‘cos he forgot to put me in that Number One Contenders match. He probably just got me here to apologise or somethin’, y’know what I’m sayin’?

Miz and McCool exchange confused glances...

The Miz: He's gonna apologise to you?

Montel Vontavious Porter: Man, you know he can't afford not to have me in that match. He ain't gonna play me like that. You watch man, I'll be in that match tonight.

The Miz: Oh yeah? Well maybe that's why I'm here too. Maybe Teddy Long finally realised what a huge improvement I've made these last few months. Maybe I'm gonna be in that match too.

MVP doesn't hold back, having a chuckle right in Miz's face, much to the annoyance of McCool...

Montel Vontavious Porter: He ain't never gonna put you in that match! You ain't in my league Miz. You ain't nobody's league. You don't even belong here right now man.

Stepping forward, the two go nose to nose...

The Miz: Really? Really?

Montel Vontavious Porter: Yeah really.

The Miz: You won't be sayin' that for much longer when I beat your ass tonight!

Quickly an argument breaks out between the two, and even Michelle joins in. The commotion quickly comes to an end though, as the door to the office swings open... and in walks Matt Hardy! The crowd responds with a generous pop, while both Miz and MVP show their disappointment at Matt's arrival...

Montel Vontavious Porter: Man, what are you doin' here?

The Miz: You're gonna have to hit the back o' the line Matty boy, 'cos Teddy Long asked of both to meet him here so he can put us both in the Number One Contender's match.

Montel Vontavious Porter: Yeah and that means whatever you in here to whine about is gonna have to wait.

Hardy fakes confusion...

Matt Hardy: Oh really?

The Miz: Really!

Matt Hardy: That's uh- that's kinda funny guys... 'cos Teddy Long asked me to meet 'im here too.

MVP and Miz share a nervous glance...

Montel Vontavious Porter: Nah. Nah man. He ain't gonna play me like that. He probably gonna fire yo' ass or somethin' for showin' up on Raw unannounced.

The Miz: Yeah, and nice job on that Matt. Really made a name for yourself there champ.

Now it's Matt and Miz who inch closer together, but before anything can happen, the door again swings open... and in walks Teddy Long, the Smackdown General Manager showing the signs of a stressful evening thus far...

Teddy Long: Good, y'all are here. Alright, now listen playas, I got somethin' to say to y'all and-

Montel Vontavious Porter: (Interrupting) Yeah c'mon Teddy, hurry up man! I'm a busy man, I ain't got all night to wait for you. So hurry up and say you sorry for not puttin' me in the Number One Contender's match, I'll let bygones be bygones and go get ready.

The Miz: No, no. How about you put me in that match first and-

Having heard enough, Teddy slams his hands off his desk...

Teddy Long: Shut up! Now I got somethin' to say all three of ya', and all three of ya' are gonna listen, ya' hear me?

Sheepishly Miz and MVP nod, while Matt smiles at both of them...

Teddy Long: Good. Now, you two, Miz and MVP. You both new 'round here, but since you two playas got here, you ain't done nothin' but run yo' mouths. And I'm sick and tired of hearin' it. I don't care 'bout the size of yo' contract, I don't care 'bout how many hours you spent on reality TV. It's time for you two playas to either put up or shut up, ya' dig?

Pop from inside the arena for the intensity of Long...

Teddy Long: And as for you Matt, I saw what ya' did on Monday night. Now I realise you were just tryin' to defend the honour of your brotha' Jeff. And you put up a helluva fight against Kenny Dykstra. But Matt, I can't have any of my Smackdown guys just turning up on Raw whenever they feel like it. I just can't happen playa.

Matt reluctantly nods...

Matt Hardy: You're right Teddy, but uh... I'm sick and tired of waitin' for my shot. I've been here a long time now, and I'm still pretty much in the same spot as when I started. I'm just not in a tag team anymore. I saw a chance to take a shot at the bigtime, and I went for it.

Teddy Long: Matt, don't worry playa. You gonna get yo' shot. All three of ya' are. Y'see, earlier tonight, Chris Benoit and Finlay agreed to a match at No Way Out for the United States Championship. And I just signed off on that match. But when I signed off on that match... I also signed off on another one.

All three men (and McCool) listen in intently...

Teddy Long: At No Way Out... it's gonna be MVP versus The Miz versus Matt Hardy versus an opponent of my choosing in a fatal four way match!

Pop...

Teddy Long: And the winner of that match is gonna face the United States Champion at Wrestlemania, regardless of who the champion may be!

MVP and Miz both smile contently, but the biggest smile belongs to Matt, who looks delighted at the chance just presented to him...

Montel Vontavious Porter: Wait a minute man, wait a minute... who’s the fourth guy?

Teddy Long: Oh don’t worry playa, you gonna find out. ‘Cos the four of you are gonna meet in tag team action tonight, when The Miz and MVP team up to take on the team of our mystery man and Matt Hardy!

Another pop...

Teddy Long: Now the three of ya’, get outta my office and go get ready for that match!

MVP is first to leave, quickly barging his way past Matt as he goes. Miz and Hardy share a lingering stare at each other, before Miz and Michelle also vacate the room. The camera focuses on Matt, who is clearly the most upbeat of the three, with the smile still etched on Hardy’s face as we fade to another part of the arena...

To see Shannon Moore walking along a random corridor. Moore appears to be heading nowhere in particular, but he soon comes to a stop. The camera pans to reveal Chavo Guerrero and Vickie Guerrero sat in front of a television set, and we are left to assume that is also the destination Shannon was headed for...


Vickie Guerrero: Oh look Chavo, it's Shannon Moore. That guy you were about to beat last week.

Moore shakes his head, unimpressed, before grabbing a nearby chair and lining it up away from Vickie and Chavo but still with a good view of the screen...

Chavo Guerrero: Yeah, you lucky Gregory Helms got involved in our match last week or you were gonna your ass handed to you esse.

Shannon Moore: That's not how I remember it Chavo. I sent you flyin' off the top rope when Helms got involved.

Vickie flashes Chavo a "Are you gonna let him talk to you like that?" look...

Chavo Guerrero: You keep tellin' yourself that holmes. We both know your buddy Helms saved your ass last week.

Shannon Moore: Look man, Gregory Helms is no friend of mine.

???: You got that right!

An unknown voice speaks from behind, with both Chavo and Shannon turning to see who it was... and to find none other than the Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms stood behind them, on his way to the ring for his match...

Gregory Helms: But lemme clear a lil' somethin' up for you two esses.

Helms steps forward, standing between the two chairs Guerrero and Moore sit on...

Gregory Helms: I didn't smash my Cruiserweight Title off both yo' skulls to save either of ya'. I did it to prove a point. Y'see, what you two gotta realise is that it don't matter how many times you fly off the top rope, or how pumped the crowd gets for your match. All that matters...

Helms holds the Cruiserweight Title in front of both of there faces...

Gregory Helms: Is this right here. And neither of you are gonna get yo' hands on this... 'cos I'm the best cruiserweight in the world. So why don't sit back, relax... and watch 'The Champ' do his thing. You might even learn a thing or two... holmes.

And with one last smirk, Helms turns to leave, leaving behind the awkward tension between Chavo and Moore, who exchange angry looks with each other before we fade into a video...

*Video Package*

We open to a pitch black, with the faint sound of a revving motor engine slowly but surely getting louder...

Narrator: The road may be long...

Slowly on the horizon we see a red convertible driving over a hill, heading towards a sunset which lights the screen...

Narrator: The journey may be treacherous...

The revs of the engine increase and get louder, with the camera closing in on shots of the side of the car...

Narrator: But you'll love every second of it!

We now skim along the rear of the car, the sun glistening on the chrome duel exhaust...

Narrator: So strap yourself in...

The car now speeds past a road sign that reads "8 MILE ROAD"...

Narrator: And get ready!

From behind we see an image of the Detroit skyline, with our car heading down a straight road towards it...

Narrator: 20 years on, Wrestlemania returns to Detroit, Michigan!

More fast paced shots of the car racing through the streets of Detroit...

Narrator: And it's going to be...

The car suddenly crashes into the screen, with the grill of the car having the official Wrestlemania 23 logo and tagline printed on it...

Narrator: The ride of your life!



"WWE WRESTLEMANIA XXIII - APRIL 1ST - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

Back into the arena for...

”LISTEN...”

*IT’S TIME...*​

Heat welcomes the recently seen Gregory Helms, the Cruiserweight Champion smirking from ear to ear after the verbal bashing he just gave Chavo and Shannon...


Michael Cole: Well folks, we are all excited for Wrestlemania XXIII, but one question for you two is will Gregory Helms still be the Cruiserweight Champion by the time we reach Detroit?

Tazz: If you ask Helms he'd gurantee it! Man, I dunno, this guy's so arrogant in the way he claims to be the best cruiserweight in the world, but there's still a lotta guys he ain't faced yet, one of 'em bein' Bryan Danielson.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Ah here we go. I was wonderin' when his name was gonna be brought up. Listen, Gregory Helms was been Cruiserweight Champion for over a YEAR now. For my money, he's the best cruiserweight in the world today. Hell, he's the best Cruiserweight Champion we've ever seen! And some punk, who made his name in high school gyms across America ain't gonna be the guy to take that title away from him. There's nothin' to discuss, Helms is the man right now.

Michael Cole: Well after hearing what Gregory Helms had to say to Chavo Guerrero and Shannon Moore, I'm expecting a great matchup here. Let's see who Helms' opponent is...

In the ring, Helms hands over his title to the ref and uses the ropes to stretch off a bit. Bouncing on the spot, Helms eagerly awaits his competition...

...

.....

*KAI EN TAI...*

A solid pop for the ever popular Funaki, although in the ring, Helms is doubled over, nearly in tears due to laughter...


Michael Cole: God what arrogance, what disrespect from Gregory Helms. Look at him laughing at the appearance of Funaki.

John Bradshaw Layfield: That's not arrogance! That's just confidence. You get a lot o' that bein' the best in the world. Besides, he's right to laugh! When was the last time Funaki won anythin'?

Tazz: Hey, don't sell Funkai short. That guy's a former Cruiserweight Champion in his own right. Funkai can get it done.

John Bradshaw Layfield: I can't believe you of all people just made a short joke.

Tazz: What you talkin' about JBL...

Match 3: Non Title Match
Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms vs. Funaki

Wiping away the fake tears from his eyes, Helms finally decides to get down to business, going for a collar and elbow tie up... only for Funaki to surprise him, working into a waistlock, which Helms stuggles to break free from. Realising he can’t break Funaki’s grip, Helms swings wildly with a back elbow... that Funkai ducks... and as Helms spins around, Funaki plants him with a northern lights suplex! 1... 2... no! Nearly a huge upset, and now the crowd is behind Funaki as he bounces back to his feet and charges... straight into a bigtime clothesline!

The crowd is instantly deflated as Funkai crashes to the mat, but the feisty Japanese superstar looks to quickly get back to his feet... only for Helms to charge off the ropes... to hammer Funaki with the SHINNING WIZARD! Funaki slumps to the mat, down and out, leading Helms to go for the cover... 1... 2... Helms pulls Funaki’s shoulder off the mat! The referee can only shout “What are you doin’?” as Helms vigorously shakes his head, grabbing a handful of hair to pull the limp Funaki back to his feet. There, Helms scoops Funaki up onto his shoulders into a fireman’s carry position, and proceeds to spin Funaki around until he drops him down into a facebreaker knee smash, finishing off his TopSpin Facebuster. Once again Helms goes for the cover, not even bothering to hook the leg... 1... 2... but again Helms yanks Funaki up off the mat! The crowd delivers a ton of heat, as the ever arrogant Helms simply smiles at them, one more time dragging Funaki to his feet... to connect with the Eye of the Hurricane! Funaki down, looking unconscious, and once more Helms goes for the cover... 1... 2... 3.

Winner: Gregory Helms @ 02.37

A dominant display from Helms, who looks as if he hardly broke sweat as he gets back to his feet, quickly snatching his title from the ref and demanding his arm be raised in the air, drawing more heat for the increasingly unpopular champion...


Michael Cole: Well thank God that's over. What a disgusting display from Gregory Helms.

John Bradshaw Layfield: What? What was wrong with that?

Michael Cole: The way Helms treated Funkai during that match was a damn disgrace. Plenty of times Helms had the match won, but he repeatedly broke up pinfalls so he could inflict more punishment.

Tazz: That ain't the mark of a champion JBL. I don't think anybody was impressed with Helms right there.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Well I was very impressed. An opponent was put infront of 'im, and Gregory Helms beat in damn impressive fashion. What's not to be impressed with?

In the ring, Helms demands a microphone, promptly snatching it from Tony Chimel's hand...

Gregory Helms: (Sarcastically) God... whew! Wow! Man, that was close! I mean, boy that was tough.

Helms looks down at Funaki, who coughs, clutching his ribs as the ref helps to roll him towards the ropes...

Gregory Helms: Now get this piece o' trash outta my ring!

With a final kick from Helms, Funaki is sent rolling under the bottom rope, crashing to the floor...

Gregory Helms: And to each and every cruiserweight watchin'... and especially you Chavo and Shannon... that is how a real Cruiserweight Champion handles his business. That is what it takes to be a champion.

Feeling cocky, Helms addresses the crowd...

Gregory Helms: When are you people gonna realise that I am the best cruiserweight in the world. I own the cruiserweight division. No... no scratch that. I... AM the cruiserweight division! They're not a man alive who can take this title away from me, and the sooner people wake up and get that fact through their skulls... the better. And the sooner Teddy Long realises that bringin' in a nobody like Bryan Danielson ain't gonna chance a damn thing, then maybe I'll finally get the respect I-

*Video Package*

We fade into a dimly lit gym, which has clearly seen better days. Smashed windows, a dusty ring, wooden bleachers, it appears to be a high school gym...

Narrator: For years he has carved a reputation as one of the very best...

We now see a slender built man aiming a series of stiff kicks at an unknown opponent, and in-between brief flashes of light we see this man is wearing maroon coloured tights...

Narrator: He has travelled the world, winning countless championships...

We now see this man engaging in a submission move with his unknown opponent, namely the cattle mutilation...

Narrator: But now...

We see our man now dressed in street clothes, leaving the shoddy gym, a blinding white light flooding the screen as he swings open the double doors...

Narrator: He brings his skill, talent and recognition...

The white light fades, and now we see the man back in his ring gear, stood in a WWE ring in an empty arena...

Narrator: To the WWE!

The camera revolves around the man, who stares into the rafters of the arena...

???: My name, is Bryan Danielson...

The camera now comes to a stop, with the man staring straight at it, a determined look in his eyes...

???: And Smackdown better be ready... for me!

The camera lingers for a few seconds before we fade to black and then the following graphic appears...

"BRYAN DANIELSON - COMING TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN - NEXT WEEK!"


*End Video Package*

A buzz of excitement flies around the arena, as the crowd saw every second of that video on the screens. And of course, that means the Cruiserweight Champion saw every second of it too... and as the camera cuts to him, a worried look has replaced the earlier smugness on Helms' face...

Michael Cole: Oh my! Did- did you see that?

Tazz: Aw baby I can't wait! Bryan Danielson - he's gonna be here on Smackdown next Friday night!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Finally, the biggest letdown of the year is upon us. I can't wait for this over-rated wannabe to get here so Gregory Helms can put him in his place.

Tazz: I don't think Helms is gonna want any part of Bryan Danielson. Look at the look on the champs' face! He looks like his worst nightmare is about to come true!

Michael Cole: What a moment that's gonna be! Bryan Danielson will be here on Smackdown! And what a night we've still got to come. Batista goes one on one with Test, and The Undertaker and Mr. Kennedy square off to determine a new Number One Contender! Join us when we return to Friday Night Smackdown!

*Commercial*​

Straight back to the arena as...

*I WALK ALONE...*​

A thunderous pop as the World Heavyweight Champion Batista races out from the back, firing up the crowd. 'The Animal' crouches down and fires off his massive pyro display, before storming down to the ring...


Michael Cole: Here comes 'The Animal'! What a response for the World Heavyweight Champion, the man who later on tonight will discover his opponent at No Way Out.

John Bradshaw Layfield: He better not be thinkin' about The Undertaker or Mr. Kennedy right now. He better be thinkin' about Test, cos 'The Impact Player' could do a lotta damage to 'The Animal' in this match.

Tazz: Got that right JBL. Test can be a monster when he's in the mood, but 'The Animal' ain't gonna be distracted. He's gonna be focused on this match and nothin' else, especially after the way these two went at it durin' last week's main event.

*THIS IS A TEST (EXTREME REMIX)...*​

A solid amount of heat as Test strides down to the ring, snarling at the various members of the crowd as he passes them...


Michael Cole: At the Royal Rumble, Test came unbelievably close to taking away the United States Championship from Chris Benoit. Last week, Test had several hard hitting exchanges with Batista, but it was 'The Animal' who came out on top on that occasion.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Test was on a hell of a roll ever since he came to Smackdown, but at The Rumble he ran into Chris Benoit. Tonight, it wouldn't shock me a bit to see Test get back on the wagon tonight with a big win over Batista.

Michael Cole: And what about if Test does win tonight? Does he then enter the hunt for a possible World Title match?

Tazz: Absolutely. Hell, Test could be next in line to face whoever the World Heavyweight Champion is after No Way Out. A win over Batista could do huge things for Test's career.

Match 4: Non Title Match
World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Test

Determined to avenge his defeat last week, Test looks to make an instant impact as he tries to get the jump on ‘The Animal’, as when both go for a collar and elbow tie up, Test strikes with a knee to the midsection, snapping Batista back against the ropes with a pair of right hands. Test then grabs Batista by the head, ramming him into the top turnbuckle before going for an Irish whip... Batista hits the corner hard... but explodes back out with a big clothesline! Dazed, Test stumbles to the corner, where Batista quickly moves in to repeatedly drive his shoulder into the midsection. Again Test is fired off the ropes, this time straight into a sidewalk slam, gaining ‘The Animal’ the first near fall of the match. Test crawls towards the ropes, trying to regroup, but Batista stays on the attack, clubbing Test on the back with a forearm... only for Test to grab Batista by the tights, yanking him forward... and through the ropes to the floor!

Batista hits the ground hard, prompting Test to move quickly to slide under the bottom rope and catch the champion with a boot to the side of the head. Looking to press home this advantage, Test continues to hits boots to the skull, until Batista winds up with his head pressed against the side of the steel steps. Test then backs up, lining Batista up before charging... to KICK BATISTA’S HEAD AGAINST THE STEPS... NO! Batista rolls to safety, leaving Test to boot the top half of the steps free from the bottom. Test instantly grabs at his foot, but he quickly limps back towards Batista... who drives Test spine first into the ring apron! Batista then rolls Test back into the ring, but as ‘The Animal’ slides back in Test is already coming off the ropes... to connect with a big boot to the face!

Batista is down, and now Test looks to take control, mounting the champion and hammering him with well placed fists. Batista stumbles to the corner, pulling himself to his feet, only for Test to again tag him with a series of right hands, each blow hammering Batista further down against the turnbuckle. Test looks to send Batista across, but ‘The Animal’ reverses and charges in... but Test avoids Batista’s clothesline, letting Batista hit the turnbuckle. Batista then stumbles out of the corner, and Test is waiting for a big falling clothesline, gaining him a near fall. Frustrated, Test searches for the next big move, but realises that he’s never going to win a battle of strength with ‘The Animal’. The answer comes as Test fires Batista off the ropes... straight into a sleeper!

Test locks the hold in tight, continually wrenching on Batista’s head, shaking is from side to side in an attempt to but the champion down. Test has the hold locked in for age, slowly taking ‘The Animal’ from a standing position, to doubled over, and then eventually down to a seated position. Test continues to work the hold, trying to wear Batista down. Showing little sign of life, the referee steps in to check on Batista, raising a hand high in the air... only for it to drop. Once more the arm goes up... and once again it falls to the mat. One last time the referee lifts Batista’s hand in the air... but this time ‘The Animal’ pumps his fist! The crowd pops as Batista has a surge of energy, bursting to his feet and drilling two elbows to the midsection, breaking the hold. An Irish whip sends Test off the ropes... straight into a massive spinebuster! 1... 2... Test kicks out!

Now it’s Batista who looks to attack, pushing Test into the corner for more shoulder thrusts before firing Test across... here comes ‘The Animal’... SPEAR... NO! Test dives for safety, and Batista winds up spearing the ring post! Looking to seize the moment, Test pulls Batista free... and looks to hook him up... for the GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB... NO! Batista counters with a back body drop, saving himself. Still hurting from hitting the post, Batista favours his left arm, dropping down to a knee to try and regroup, allowing Test to get back on his feet. Knowing he has ‘The Animal’ weakened, Test attacks, going for a big boot to the face as Batista rises... but Batista ducks underneath, and he keeps on running, coming off the ropes... SPEAR! Batista damn near snaps Test in half, and he’s instantly back on his feet, shaking the ropes with his right hand only, before both thumbs go up... and then down! Test staggers back up, but he walks straight into a boot to the midsection... and then he does high in the air... BATISTABOMB!!! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Batista @ 09.53

A hard fought match, but for the second week in a row, Test becomes a victim of the Batista-bomb, earning 'The Animal' yet another victory. Rising to his feet, Batista briefly rests against the ropes before climbing to the middle turnbuckle, raising his title high in the air for the lasting image as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

We return to the unusual location of the parking lot, where a long, black Sedan approaches. Pulling up next to the camera, the car comes to a stop, and the front door opens. Out steps the driver, dressed in a sharp, dark grey suit, complete with dark fedora hat. The driver takes a shifty look around, before walking to the rear of the car and opening the door. A pair of sleek female legs step out, and the camera soon pans to reveal that they belong to Trinity. Assisted by the driver, Trinity makes her exit from the car, and is soon joined by Nunzio, Tony Mamaluke and Big Vito, his dress wearing days a thing of the past, as all three wear similar suits and hats as the driver...


Trinity: Alright boys, this is it. Tonight is the night the Full Blooded Italians take Smackdown over.

Nunzio: Yeah. Yeah these mooks ain't gonna know what's hit 'em!

Trinity: Alright, we gotta make sure everythin's capisce before 'The Don' gets outta the car. Tony, Nunzio, go check it out.

Nunzio and Mamaluke step forward towards the entrance of the building... only to be met by a pair of tall security guards. One of the guard has a clipboard in his hands, while the other motions for the FBI duo to stop...

Security Guard #1: Whoa, hey... what the hell are you guys supposed to be?

Nunzio and Tony turn to each other, exchanging offended glances...

Nunzio: What? Don't you know who we are ya' smhuck?

Security Guard #1: Uh... no. No I don't.

Nunzio: We the Full Blooded Italians! We here with 'The Don', so you two mooks better step aside and let us in.

Nunzio and Tony move to step past the guards, only for the two guards to close ranks, blocking the entrance way, causing Nunzio and Tony to bounce off of them...

Security Guard #2: The Full Blooded Italians?

The guard scans the list on his clipboard...

Security Guard #2: You're not on the list.

Security Guard #1: And if you ain't on the list, you ain't comin' in. So get outta here.

Disappointed, Nunzio and Mamaluke are forced to head back to the Sedan, where Trinity holds her arms out...

Trinity: Well? What's goin' on?

Nunzio: The security guards they uh... they ain't gonna let us in.

Trinity runs a hand through her hair...

Trinity: God. 'The Don' ain't gonna be happy 'bout 'dis.

Suddenly, one of the rear windows of Sedan winds down with an electric whir, and although we can't see inside, a distinctive voice speaks out...

???: What is 'de 'ah' holdup here? Why aren't 'ah' we inside?

All four members of the FBI look at each other, no doubt which one of them is going to have to explain all this to the mysterious 'Don'.

Back into the arena, where the inflatable tunnel is already set up, meaning only one thing...

”ONE... TWO... YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKIN’...”

*I’M COMIN’...*​

A big amount of heat as Montel Vontavious Porter bursts out of the tunnel, dark sunglasses on and bling hanging from his neck. The camera is right there to see that the flash necklace hanging around MVP's neck is still bloodstained due to the vicious assault MVP subjected Kane to last week...


Michael Cole: Last week we saw a side of MVP that I never knew existed. MVP and Kane met in a brutal Last Man Standing Match, which MVP won, but only after he viciously assaulted and busted Kane open using the necklace that he's currently wearing around his neck.

Tazz: That was straight up nasty what MVP did to Kane last week. The way MVP busted Kane open like that, nobody deserves that.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Aw for God's sake! Need I remind you all once again, but Kane set MVP on FIRE! Gettin' busted open at the hands of MVP was the least Kane deserved. That monster oughta be thrown in jail for he did! All MVP did last week was get the revenge he wanted, and there ain't nothin' wrong with that!

*REALITY...*​

Less heat than MVP received, but still a good level of boos for The Miz as he and Michelle McCool make their way down the aisle...


Michael Cole: Here he is! Your favourite JBL! And last week he had a few choice words for Matt Hardy.

John Bradshaw Layfield: I don't like Matt Hardy, and I like The Miz even less. This punk ain't impressed me, hell, he ain't impressed anybody so far. And I don't understand what a woman as fine lookin' as Michelle McCool sees in a nobody like Miz. I don't understand it!

Tazz: I'm pretty sure it's strictly business between these two. But Miz is a guy who's been gettin' better in the ring over the last month or so. This kid's workin' hard behind the scenes. Don't count this guy out when we get to No Way Out.

"OH YEAH..."

*LIVE FOR THE MOMENT...*​

Great pop for Matt Hardy, who bursts out into the arena, firing up the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring...


Tazz: This guy right here, Matt Hardy, he's hungry for success. I like that, that's the kinda hunger and desire you need in this business to get ahead. Is tonight gonna be the night it all starts for Matt?

John Bradshaw Layfield: He's been a part of this company for 10 years now. I may not like Miz, but he got one thing right last week. Matt Hardy's chance came and went a long time ago. It's time for a guy like MVP to step up and take his chance, and that's what I think is gonna happen at No Way Out.

Michael Cole: Well I really think 2007 could be Matt Hardy's year. He's never been given a chance to step up before, and now he's gonna get that shot at No Way Out. But of course, we all wanna know who's the fourth member of the Fatal Four Way going to be? Who's gonna be Matt Hardy's partner tonight?

Seeing he's outnumbered, Matt remains stood on the outside, while in the ring Miz tries to goad Hardy into the two on one situation. All three men wait patiently, with Matt turning towards the entrance way...

*SLOW CHEMICAL...*​

A furious look crosses MVP's face as the crowd pops for Kane, 'The Big Red Monster' snarling as he strides down the aisle...


John Bradshaw Layfield: This is ridiculous. Why is Kane even involved in this? He got his ass handed to him last week, and now he's goin' to No Way Out? What the hell is Teddy Long thinkin' when he makes these matches?

Tazz: He's thinkin' that Kane's pretty pissed off and he owes MVP one after what went down last week.

John Bradshaw Layfield: Aw that's a piece o' crap right there! MVP's lookin' to move on to bigger and better things, but here comes Kane to get in his way again.

Michael Cole: Well let Teddy Long said, MVP's been runnin' his mouth a lot lately. If he's so cocky, he shouldn't have anything to worry about should he?

Tazz: You kiddin' Cole? That's a pissed off 'Big Red Monster' in that ring right now. That's plenty to be worried about...

Match 5: Tag Team Match
Kane
and Matt Hardy vs. Montel Vontavious Porter and The Miz w/ Michelle McCool

The Miz is the man who steps forward for his team, eager to back up his earlier words, however when he sees that it’s Kane who starts for the opposition, the look of fear of Miz’s face is clear for all to see. Thinking fast, Miz calls out Matt Hardy, saying he wants Matt in the ring instead of ‘The Big Red Machine’. Accepting the challenge, Matt tags in to another nice pop, and soon he and Miz are locked up, with Matt working into a side headlock. Miz tags Matt with a few forearms to the side, enabling him to fire Hardy into the ropes. Miz then surprises a few people by using a drop toe hold, slithering across to then slap Matt across the back of the head a few times before returning to his feet, taunting Hardy as the crowd boos. Miz then steps in to fire Matt to the corner, only to run straight into an elbow, allowing Matt to come out of the corner with a clothesline.

Kane gets the tag, and he immediately starts unloading with those big uppercuts of his, rocking Miz around the ring until he goes for the Irish whip... and catches Miz with a big boot to the face! Miz is reeling, but when Kane scoops him up for a slam, Miz drops down the back... and takes Kane down with a chop block! Kane crumples and cries out in pain, allowing Miz to scramble to the corner and make the tag to MVP, who shows his recent vicious streak by hammering Kane’s left knee with a flurry of boots, repeatedly stomping down until the ref steps in. Kane is then fired to the corner, allowing MVP to charge and connect with a big boot to the face against the turnbuckle, allowing MVP to get the first near fall of the match.

Miz and MVP show some nice teamwork as they combine to damage Kane’s left knee, with Miz dropping a series of legdrops across the knee while MVP pins Kane in the corner, hanging the leg across the middle rope and hammering the knee with stiff kicks. Miz continues to be stiff in his assault, favouring more kicks, stomps and elbows to the knee, while MVP shows a bit more technical savvy, tie the leg up on several occasions before going for a single leg Boston crab. Kane cries in pain, reaching for the ropes, but MVP has the hold applied dead square in the middle of the ring. Kane claws for the ropes, showing great strength in dragging both himself and MVP towards safety. Slowly, Kane inches ever closer to freedom, and finally he does reach out and grab the ropes... but there’s no break, as Michelle McCool jumps up on the apron, distracting the ref! Miz quickly sneaks in to assist MVP in dragging Kane back to the middle of the ring, and the ref conveniently turns in time to see Matt enter the ring in protest, the ref quickly ordering Matt back to the apron.

MVP continues to have the single leg Boston crab locked in, with Kane starting to fade. Matt tries to rally the crowd, stomping his feet and clapping his hands, and the audience responds, encouraging Kane to break free. Showing more feats of strength, Kane forces himself up onto both hands, managing to twist his body around, kicking MVP away with his free leg, releasing the hold! MVP flies towards MVP, quickly tagging Miz, while Kane crawls for his corner... and tags Matt Hardy! Matt bursts into the ring, knocking Miz down with a pair of clotheslines before going for an Irish whip to the corner... Miz reverses and charges for the swinging corner clothesline... but Matt dives to safety, leaving Miz strung up on the middle turnbuckle! Once more Matt sends Miz to the corner, this time following in with a clothesline... and then flying out with a bulldog! MVP storms the ring, but he’s immediately knocked down with a right hand! Matt then climbs to the second rope, waiting for Miz to get back to his knees... elbow drop to the back of the head! Miz is reeling, but Matt is on fire... SIDE EFFECT! 1... 2... MVP breaks the count!

MVP drags Hardy away, but Kane is now back on his feet, charging towards MVP... clothesline over the top rope! MVP is dumped out of the ring, landing on the floor hard, and after he gets back to his feet, MVP looks at Miz down in the ring while Kane and Matt are ready to pounce... and decides he’s had enough, waving the match off and backing up the ramp! Michelle McCool is furious, screaming at MVP “Where are you goin’?!” but MVP doesn’t care, turning his back on the match. Miz doesn’t yet realise, but he soon does as he stumbles to his feet... and sees Matt looking at him... and sees Kane staring at him... but sees no partner! Before he can protest, Matt makes his move... kick... TWIST OF FATE! Matt plants Miz, but he soon drags the former reality TV star to his feet... and fires him towards Kane... who snatches Miz by the throat! Pointing at MVP, who has stopped halfway up the aisle to watch the ending, Kane looks to put an emphatic ending on the match... with the CHOKESLAM!! 1... 2... 3!

Winners: Kane and Matt Hardy @ 10.26

Kane doesn't get the win over MVP, but he does pin Miz for the 3 count. In the ring, Matt is back on his feet, and the referee raises both men's hands in victory. Furious at the defeat, MVP slowly backs up the ramp, not taking his eyes of either of his No Way Out opponents, with the camera switching between the celebrating Hardy and Kane and the seething MVP as we fade into commercial.

*Commercial*​

And we're back, and it's to the image of Arn Anderson, who much like last week is busy working backstage, talking to a pair of stagehands...


Arn Anderson: I don't care how we do it, but get it done. Understand me? I'm not havin' Finlay and Benoit brawlin' all over this arena.

One of the stagehands moves to show 'The Enforcer' a running sheet... until the running sheet is snatched from his hand... and the camera pans to reveal Mr. Kennedy has once again confronted 'Double A'. The crowd quickly hammers Kennedy with boos, with Arn standing his ground, much like last week refusing to be intimidated...

Arn Anderson: Listen son... I'm gettin' pretty ticked off with you interupting me when I'm at work.

Ignoring Arn, Kennedy instead switches his gaze between the two stagehands...

Mr. Kennedy: Leave. Now.

The two stagehands turn and look at each other, and then to Arn, who nods his approval for them to depart. It's only after they leave that Kennedy sets his sights on Anderson... but the usually loud Kennedy remains quiet...

Arn Anderson: Alright, what is it you want this week Kennedy? Another message you want me ta give Ric Flair?

Still Kennedy says nothing, staring straight ahead...

Arn Anderson: Look what is this son!? I ain't got time for your games boy. You got somethin' ta say ta me, say it. Otherwise you betta get your ass down ta that ring.

Kennedy steps forward, getting right in Anderson's face... but instead of speaking, Kennedy smirks, loudly chewing his gum in Arn's face... before turning to leave. Anderson, visibly annoyed at Kennedy's actions, shakes his head and moves to leave the area... until he's HAMMERED FROM BEHIND BY KENNEDY!

Kennedy drills 'Double A' with a hard forearm to the back of the head, knocking the legend down, and quickly Kennedy mounts Anderson, drilling him with repeated right hands to the forehead. Kennedy then stands, waiting as Arn crawls back to his knees... only for Kennedy to drill him with a SICK KNEE TO THE SKULL!

With the legend down, Kennedy appears set to leave... but his eyes quickly turn to evil, as Kennedy whips off his t-shirt, wraps around Arn's throat and drives his knee into the back of Anderson's head... CHOKING 'DOUBLE A' OUT! Kennedy furiously pulls back on Arn's neck, causing Arn to cough and splutter... until we finally get a posse of referee's and agents running into the scene to break things up. Ref's pull at Kennedy's arms trying to break his grip, but Kennedy refuses to release the choke hold...


???: HEY!

Kennedy looks up, and instantly let's go... as Batista races into the shot...

Batista: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Quickly Kennedy backs away, smirking as Batista bounds over to check on Anderson. Kennedy quickly heads towards the curtain, making sure he's far enough away that 'The Animal' won't be able to touch him, but still close enough to admire his handy work, all the while referees and agents check on the condition of Anderson, the legend barely moving as we fade into a video.

*Video Package*​

We open to a cold, damp winter's day. The call of a crow can be heard, with the camera soon focusing on this crow, it perched on a tombstone before it flies off into the sky...

Narrator: We all have the freedom to choose our actions...

Our crow now lands on the walls of a prison courtyard, inmates shackled together, slowly walking in a circle as guards look on...

Narrator: But we don't have the freedom to choose the consequences of those actions.

We follow our crow to the playground of an orphanage, as children happily skip, laugh and play, a pair of nuns watching them do so...

Narrator: What consequences will your actions hold?

The skies darken and the rain falls, the prisoners trudging back towards the prison...

Narrator: For the lucky there will be escape...

A gravedigger continues his work, despite the rain falling upon him...

Narrator: For the few there will be salvation...

The nuns usher the children inside, the rain bringing an end to their fun times...

Narrator: But for the damned... There will be...

A prison cell door slams shut...

No...

The massive old oak door of the orphanage closes, the glance of a sad child fading away...

Way...

The lid of a coffin is slammed shut, fading the video into black....

Out!



"WWE NO WAY OUT - FEBRUARY 18TH - LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!"

*End Video Package*

We cut to a very sombre looking announce desk...

Michael Cole: Uh folks, I don't uh... I don't know what to say really. That was just a vicious assault of Arn Anderson, a highly respected member of the backstage team here on Smackdown. Uh...

Tazz: What a son of a bitch that Mr. Kennedy is! I'm tellin' ya', he just crossed a line right there. Arn Anderson, a legend of the wrestling business, and that punk Kennedy just treated him like dirt. And lemme guess, you're gonna defend that right? You're gonna sit there and justify that are ya'?

John Bradshaw Layfield: Hey don't you get on your high horse and start takin' shots at me! I ain't to blame for what just happened! If you wanna put the blame on someone you look no further than Ric Flair!

Michael Cole: Oh my G- You gotta be kiddin' me! Ric Flair?

John Bradshaw Layfield: He shoulda excepted Kennedy's challenge when he made it! Then what happened to Arn Anderson would never have happened.

Tazz: Man I can't believe I'm hearin' this! I oughta slap the hell outta you right-

"KENNEDY..."

*TURN UP THE TROUBLE...*​

Filthy heat as Mr. Kennedy casually jogs out, taking the occasional glance over his shoulder to make sure he's not being followed by Batista. Kennedy swings his head from side to side, clearly delighted with his recent actions...


Tazz: Seriously, I'm gonna go in there and kick that punk's ass right now!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Aw why don't ya' sit down and shut up before you wind up like Arn Anderson!

Michael Cole: Well, let's try and focus here. We do have a match to call after all. The Number One Contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship is on the line, as Mr. Kennedy is about to take on The Undertaker.

Kennedy steps through the ropes and instantly reaches up for his microphone, once again bathed by the lone spotlight that shines down upon him...

Mr. Kennedy: Now that... that is how you send someone a message.

The boos continue to rain down on Kennedy, who simply smirks through them, embracing every boo thrown at him...

Mr. Kennedy: Boo all you want, but I'm pretty sure Ric Flair gets my message loud and clear. Y'know I didn't think there was any doubt last week... but maybe... maybe I was wrong. But not this week... not after what I just did.

More boos, but Kennedy simply cocks his head...

Mr. Kennedy: Now I know what you're all thinkin'. What about The Undertaker? What about No Way Out? What about Batista and the World Heavyweight Championship?

Kennedy shrugs, almost nonchalantly...

Mr. Kennedy: Don't worry. I haven't forgotten any of that. It's just... I know I'm gonna beat The Undertaker tonight. And I know I'm gonna beat Batista at No Way Out. But I also know...

Kennedy climbs to the second rope, staring straight into the camera nearby...

Mr. Kennedy: That I want Ric Flair.

A sick smile crosses Kennedy's face as he closes his eyes in thought...

Mr. Kennedy: So Ric... when I become World Heavyweight Champion... and I will become World Heavyweight Champion...

Kennedy carefully ponders his next statement...

Mr. Kennedy: I'm gonna make sure my first title defence... is against you Ric. Consider your old, weathered ass challenged for the second time. Only this time... I willing to give you... one... last... chance... at greatness.

Kennedy holds a single digit in the air, staring at it coldly...

Mr. Kennedy: If that's what it takes to end your career in a more brutal fashion than what just happened to your good ol' buddy Arn... then that's what I'll do.

A serious growl crosses Kennedy's face...

Mr. Kennedy: But you remember one thing Ric... you remember the name that is going to cripple you. You remember the name that is going to end your worthless career. You remember the name... of MMMIIISSSTTTEEERRR KEN – NAH – DAY!

Unlike the start of the show, the crowd simply boos instead of joining in... much to Kennedy's satisfaction, who pauses, pleased that he's silenced the crowd before...

Mr. Kennedy: KEN - NAH -

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME..."

*METALINGUS...*​

WTF??

The entire arena is stunned and gives a huge pop as EDGE steps out from the back! In the ring, Kennedy throws his mic back up into the rafters and drops down to the mat, but he can't help but stare in disbelief over the face that Edge is here on Smackdown. Standing under the Smackdown fist, Edge fires his arms up into the air for a massive pyro display, before he arrogantly strides down to the ring, the crowd still cheering in sheer amazement...


Michael Cole: What the...?

Tazz:What the hell's goin' on here?

Michael Cole: IT'S EDGE! The 2007 Royal Rumble winner Edge is here on Smackdown!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Yeah but he's a Raw guy! What the hell's he doin' on our show?!

Tazz: Who knows but... he's about to go face to face with Mr. Kennedy!

Indeed Edge does step into the ring with Kennedy, who still stares in disbelief. Asking for and receiving a mic, Edge waits for his music and the pop he received to die down before speaking...

Edge: WOW! Smackdown! Y'know it's been FOUR YEARS since I was last a member of the Smackdown roster. And y'know, a lot has happened in that time.

Edge pauses, placing a finger on his chin...

Edge: Let's see. Since then, I've won the World Tag Team Championships... three times. I've been the Intercontinental Champion. I was the first ever Mr. Money in the Bank. And... I was the WWE Champion!

Edge scratches his head, as if he's forgotten something...

Edge: And uh... oh yeah, I went and won the 2007 Royal Rumble!

Edge arrogantly nods in Kennedy’s face, who shouts back “It shoulda been me!”...

Edge: Yeah, you really wanted that one didn't ya' Kennedy? I mean I saw that video earlier, the way you brutalised Ric Flair, it was all very impressive. And here you are now, about to face The Undertaker for the chance to fight for the World Heavyweight Championship at No Way Out. All just, really...

Edge breaks out in a faux round of applause...


Edge: That's all just fantastic. But, and I was listenin' to you runin' your mouth there, and you said somethin' I kinda took offence with. Y'see, you said that when you beat The Undertaker tonight, and when you beat Batista at No Way Out to become the World Heavyweight Champion, that you were gonna give the first title shot to 'The Nature Boy' himself.

Edge takes a deep breath through clenched teeth...

Edge: God. Yeah, I uh, hate to break it to ya' there champ, but not only are you gettin' WAY ahead of yourself, you're also tryin' to cash a cheque that you can't write. Y'see, if you do beat The Undertaker tonight, and then you do beat Batista, your first title match won't be against Ric Flair.

Edge shakes his head, prompting Kennedy to shout "What are you talkin' about?"...

Edge: That's a choice you're not gonna be able to make. Y'see Kennedy, as the Royal Rumble winner, I have a choice to make. Namely, which heavyweight championship to I challenge for at Wrestlemania. Well, I've made my decision. And if you do wind up as the World Heavyweight Champion... you're first title defence... is gonna be against ME!

Seriously unimpressed, Kennedy runs a hand through his hair in disgust...

Edge: And don't bother reachin' up for that microphone, 'cos I've said all I'm gonna say to you. Good luck tonight. You're gonna need it.

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME..."

*METALINGUS...*​

Edge heads for the ropes, stepping down the steps as Kennedy tries to recover from the bombshell just dropped on him. Instead of heading backstage though, Edge makes his way towards the announce desk...


Michael Cole: I am in shock right now! Not only has Edge just joined Smackdow, but now he's comin' over here to join us!

Edge reaches the table, placing a headset on, while JBL rises to shake Edge's hand...

John Bradshaw Layfield: EDGE! Welcome to Smackdown!

Edge: Thanks JBL. Tazz, Cole, how are ya'?

Tazz: Stunned! I can't believe you're here man!

Michael Cole: Well, welcome back to Smackdown, Edge. We've got to go to commercial, but we'll talk more with Edge when we return.

*Commercial*​

As soon as we return...

*GONG...*

*GONG...*

*GRAVEYARD SYMPHONY...*​

A thunderous cheer as The Undertaker makes his entrance, slowly stepping through the smoke and fog, his hat pulled over his head as always. Although he initially stands firm in the ring, as ‘Taker approaches the steps Kennedy quickly dives through the ropes to the floor, giving ‘The Deadman’ plenty of space as he removes his hat, bringing light back into the arena...


Michael Cole: It is defeaning here in Omaha, Nebraska! This is Friday Night Smackdown, and 'The Phenom' of the WWE is making his way-

John Bradshaw Layfield: (Interupting) Aw forget about that for a minute Michael! Let's talk about the real issue here! Arn Anderson just got his ass handed to him by Mr. Kennedy, and then Edge just came out and announced he's joinin' Friday Night Smackdown and he's gonna face the World Heavyweight Champion at Wresltemania!

Michael Cole: Indeed Edge, who is sittin' with us here at commentary, is now a member of the Smackdown roster. And Edge, you've got a vested interest in this match as the winner here between Mr. Kennedy and The Undertaker goes on to face Batista at No Way Out. You could be facing one of these two men at Wrestlemania XXIII!

Edge: You're absolutely right. I can't wait to see who wins this one.

Michael Cole: It was an incredible performance from 'The Deadman' at The Royal Rumble. Entering at Number 13, Undertaker made it all the way to the final two, only to be the last man eliminated by you Edge. But will Wrestlemania come early for The Undertaker with a win here tonight, and then another victory at No Way Out?

Tazz: God, in all the time I was away from Smackdown, I never missed this entrance. It sends chills up my spine Cole! The Undertaker is one scary dude, and Kennedy better have his mind focused on this match and not on Edge or Ric Flair, or he ain't gonna be anywhere near No Way Out.

John Bradshaw Layfield: But what about King Booker? If The Undertaker wins here tonight, where does that leave 'The King'? What he's just meant to sit at home come No Way Out?

Edge: I'm sure he'll find a way to get involved in it all...

Main Event: Number One Contenders Match
The Undertaker
vs. Mr. Kennedy
Winner will face Batista at No Way Out for the World Heavyweight Championship

The bell rings, and of course it’s ‘Taker who steps forward first, looking to connect on a few early right hands. Kennedy backs off to the corner, enabling him to duck the first swing of ‘The Deadman’ and tag ‘Taker with a right of his own... but this only angers Undertaker, who’s eyes bulge as he no-sells the shot. Kennedy instantly backs away, but ‘Taker stalks him until he connects on a boot to the gut, sending Kennedy off the ropes... Kennedy ducks a clothesline... but he can’t duck as ‘Taker grabs him by the throat! The crowd pops as Undertaker looks for an early chokeslam... but Kennedy desperately kicks out, catching ‘Taker in the midsection before nailing three right hands and coming off the ropes... straight into a massive boot to the face! Kennedy flops to the mat, allowing Undertaker to get the first near fall of the match.

Kennedy is reeling, and it only gets worse as Undertaker winds up his left arm, wrenching on it, drilling the arm with his shoulder and continuing to wind it around. ‘Taker keeps working on the arm, until the inevitable happens and he heads for the corner, climbing to the top rope and looking for Old School... but Kennedy tags ‘Taker with a right hand to the gut, crotching ‘The Deadman’ on the top turnubuckle. Kennedy then hammers Undertaker with a string of rights to the face, before scaling the corner... and taking Undertaker flying through the air with a SUPERPLEX! Kennedy quickly scrambles for the cover... 1... 2... Undertaker kicks out... and sits up! Kennedy can’t believe it as ‘Taker is already heading back to a vertical base, but Kennedy looks to beat Undi’ to the punch, hitting furiously with kicks and punches that back ‘Taker to the corner.

Kennedy looks to send ‘Taker across, only for Undertaker to reverses the Irish whip... Kennedy hits the corner hard... and stumbles out straight into a massive clothesline! Kennedy is all over the place as he stands back up, and this allows ‘Taker to once more twist the arm and head to the corner. This time he makes it up, walking across the top rope... before dropping down with OLD SCHOOL! Kennedy hits the mat and crawls for the ropes, using them to pull himself up, but this only offers Undertaker a chance to attack... as he hits a big clothesline that knocks Kennedy over the top rope! Kennedy lands on his feet, but the momentum carries him straight into the announce desk, and it’s on the image of Kennedy laying across the top of the announce desk that we fade into the final commercial.

*Commercial*​

We return to see the action is still taking place on the outside, with ‘Taker briefly rolling into the ring to break the count, and then back out to do more damage. We also see a replay, showing us that during the break Undertaker took Kennedy up for a version of snake eyes, dropping him face first across the announce desk. Kennedy has a glazed look in his eyes as he dragged to his feet, and once more he’s smashed face first off the announce desk. Undertaker is well in control, but as he goes to yank Kennedy up, out of shear desperation Kennedy grabs Michael Cole’s bottle of water... and throws in ‘Taker’s face! Momentarily buying himself a bit of respite, Kennedy then grabs ‘Taker by the hair... and LAUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE ANNOUNCE DESK! Undertaker flies into JBL and Tazz, with Cole heading for safety. Kennedy then copies ‘Taker by ducking his head into the ring to break the count, before stepping behind the desk to hammer ‘Taker with right hands, beating ‘The Deadman’ into the ground.

Feeling he’s done a fair amount of damage, Kennedy dives under the bottom ropes and demands the referee count Undertaker out, while Kennedy uses it as a chance to recover. The ref makes it to 7 before Undertaker staggers towards the ring, and it’s not until 9 that ‘Taker is able to roll under the bottom rope. Kennedy now goes on the attack, hammering down with double axehandles and stomping away. ‘Taker crawls for the corner, but this only leads to more boots, before Kennedy retreats to the other side of the ring... and charges in to hammer ‘The Deadman’ with a sick kick to the skull!

A nearfall follows, and Kennedy stays on the attack, connecting with a forward Russian legsweep and a snap DDT, both gaining 2 counts. Kennedy’s frustration grows with each kick out, so he then looks to keep ‘Taker grounded, hammering with furious rights and lefts and following a hangman’s neckbreaker. Kennedy then looks to take a risk by climbing to the top rope, where he steadies himself and then flies... KENTON BOMB... NO!! Undertaker rolls to safety, leaving Kennedy to crash to the mat. Both men struggle to their feet, where Kennedy throws a right... but Undertaker fires back with a right of his own. Again Kennedy connect... but again so does Undertaker, and now ‘The Deadman’ tees off with three rights in a row, backing Kennedy to the ropes. ‘Taker goes for an Irish whip, only for Kennedy to reverse and swing with a clothesline... Undertaker ducks and keeps running... to then duck another clothesline, still running to build momentum... for a massive FLYING CLOTHESLINE!

The advantage swings back to Undertaker, who now goes on the offensive, teeing off with rapid fire rights and lefts to the gut against the turnbuckle, before sending Kennedy across... but Kennedy tries to use the ropes to elevate himself over the onrushing ‘Deadman’... but ‘Taker catches Kennedy on his shoulder, charging across the ring... SNAKE EYES! Kennedy hits the top turnbuckle, and here comes Undertaker... massive boot to the face puts Kennedy down! Kennedy is in trouble... and could be getting worse as Undertaker draws a thumb across his throat! Cocking his right hand, ‘Taker waits for Kennedy to rise... and slaps his hand around the throat... but Kennedy kicks out of it... and pulls ‘Taker in... MIC CHECK!! Kennedy plants ‘The Deadman’ and hooks the leg... 1... 2... NO! Much to Kennedy’s disbelief, Undertaker kicks out.

Exasperated, Kennedy drags himself and Undi’ to their feet, both men feeling the effects of the match. Kennedy swings a pair of tired looking right hands, before he hoists ‘Taker up onto his shoulders... GREEN BAY PLUNGE... NO! Undertaker grabs Kennedy’s arm, dropping down to the mat... and locking in the TRIANGLE CHOKE! Undertaker has Kennedy down... and Kennedy is tapping out! Kennedy furiously taps... but there’s no bell ringing... as KING BOOKER IS ON THE APRON DISTRACTING THE REFEREE!! Kennedy taps until his body goes limp, prompting The Undertaker to let go, wondering why on earth the match isn’t over. He soon sees why, his eyes bulging again as he sets his sights on Booker. Stepping forward, Undertaker pushes the ref aside... and SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND BOOKER’S THROAT! Undertaker has King Booker in his grasp, looking for a chokeslam to the floor, but Booker desperately hangs on. All this commotion has given Kennedy a chance to recover, and he charges from behind... and takes Undertaker down with a rollup... 1... 2... Kennedy has a handful of tights... 3... ‘Taker kicks out!

Winner: Mr. Kennedy @ 13.48

Kennedy wins! 'Taker kicks out, but a split second too late, with the force of the kick out sending Kennedy flying through the ropes to the outside. Furious, Undertaker is quickly back on his feet, searching for King Booker... until his eyes settle up the aisle on the smug grin of the man who just cost him a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. Kennedy can scarcely belief he's going to No Way Out, with the realisation finally settling in as he sits on the padded floor next to the ring, the referee out to raise his hand...


Michael Cole: Dammit! King Booker just cost The Undertaker a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship! Undertaker had this match won until Booker got involved, and now it's Mr. Kennedy who's goin' to No Way Out!

John Bradshaw Layfield: Haha! I love it! King Booker warned The Undertaker that he wanted that match no matter what. Now there's no more excuses, nowhere left for Undertaker to hide!

Tazz: King Booker's gonna wish he had a place to hide! Undertaker's gonna kill him! What are you sayin' to it all Edge? Now you know it's either Kennedy or Batista for you at Wresltemania.

Edge: Credit where credit's due, Kennedy put up a great fight. He may have gotten a little help over the line at the end, but he's just earned himself a shot at Batista and more importantly a chance at my Wrestlemania main event.

Michael Cole: But now we know, it will be Batista and Mr. Kennedy at No Way Out for the World Heavyweight Championship. In nine days time, Batista and Kennedy will go at it... but what retribution will 'The Deadman' seek on King Booker?

The camera continues to switch between the furious Undertaker, stood against the ropes, staring a whole through the grinning King Booker as he backs towards the entrance way, while on the floor Mr. Kennedy may be battered, but ultimately it's he who's going to No Way Out, a twisted smile crossing the new Number One Contender's face as we fade... to... black.

*End Show*​




Current Card for WWE NO WAY OUT:
Date: February 18th 2007
Location: American Airlines Arena; Miami, Florida

World Heavyweight Championship Match:
World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy

United States Championship Match:
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. Finlay

Fatal Four Way Match:
Winner will face the United States Champion at Wrestlemania XXIII

Kane vs. Matt Hardy vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. The Miz





Current Card for WWE SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT:
Date: March 3rd 2007

Location: Madison Square Garden; New York, New York


NO MATCHES ANNOUNCED YET
 
#74 ·
SmackDown! Feedback​

A little surprised this was how you started the show off, but I have to say that I loved JBL’s arrogance in having him believe Teddy called him there just so he could go off at Teddy and leave. Long putting JBL on probation is fine, I guess, although I really hope it doesn’t change his commentary, because he has been entertaining as hell in this thread. Interesting to see in the last week you’ve inserted Styles and Tazz back into the announce teams too. I’m not a huge fan of Tazz, but I’ll be interested to see if you can make the three man announce team dynamic work.

I’m glad to see Kennedy opening the show here, because while his match with Flair looks like it won’t be happening until WrestleMania, keeping him hot here is vital, and allowing him to start the show to cut a promo is doing exactly that. The promo transitioned pretty well in the early going, with Kennedy’s outrage at Flair moving onto him talking about a title shot well, before then moving to him getting a title shot and thus the Royal Rumble. It was all smooth, and I thought the way you went about it was pretty clever. Including the little shot at Finlay being another old guy was smart too, before we got to the video packages. The arrogance of Kennedy really rubbing in the attacks too, talking about how it got better and that he loved seeing it was good to see. The little digs at Flair and the crowd were good too, before the interruption from Batista. Having Batista interrupt seems like a pretty clever way to go about things to possibly start a little feud between him and Kennedy, with Batista’s past with Flair obviously coming into play. There’s one thing I’m not so sure about should they face each other at No Way Out, but I’ll get to that later since I don’t know for sure if they will yet. I’m surprised Kennedy showed such guts to Batista, but I guess he’s a man on a mission. Batista standing up for Flair and Anderson was done well too, having Batista play the typical big hero with some strong words. Having him make it a little more personal between himself and Kennedy was smart as well, with Batista bringing himself up, then really calling Kennedy out for being a coward and threatening him. Kennedy playing the coward then was good to see, as he obviously wouldn’t want a piece of Batista in a fight, before the interruption from Teddy. The portion from Teddy was good, especially with the way he explained his decisions in terms of not letting Batista and Kennedy fight, before making the number one contender match because Kennedy hadn’t actually earned a shot at the title yet. It seemed a little weird that Long would almost set up an attack from Batista, considering he tried to break a fight between Kennedy and Batista up earlier in the segment, but, still, it was good for the segment to end with a bang, after a good promo and some nice matches being set up. Good start to the show.

Nice way to open the show with a real physical match between Benoit and Tatanka. While Tatnka obviously isn’t great, a match like this does a good job of showing the toughness of Benoit.

Benoit calling Finlay out for a fight is a good way to have Benoit show his guts, while also continuing the very physical aspect with which their feud began last week. Finlay making the challenge for the US Title match at No Way Out is great to see, because it should be a quality match, while Finlay trying to play it smart, only for Benoit to keep the intensity of the feud up by starting the little brawl was a good way to continue this on. Loving the way this feud is going at the moment, making for a very good match between these two at No Way Out.

Only 51 days until WrestleMania? Can’t wait. ;)

Very nice promo from Booker here, keeping in character by having him use his king shtick until the frustration boiled over for him. The little “peasant” shot at the crowd was good, while I really liked the way he talked about his challenge to The Undertaker and the way that Teddy Long has disrespected him. Good little promo here to keep the Booker/Undertaker situation in mind.

Nice simple eight man tag match here, using the chaos to keep Burchill looking good after last week and allow the momentum for The Bluebloods to continue along. While these four teams mightn’t be the most known in the world, I really like the way you’ve built the division around them on SmackDown!, making a lot out of what others may consider to not be a lot.

The little exchange between Miz and MVP was really nice at the start of this promo, showing just how big their egos are with both thinking Teddy Long was going to apologise to them and put them into a title match. I loved the way you had both turn against Matt when he showed up too, claiming they were both being added to the main event. The announcement from Teddy Long was good too, putting a real focus on the US Title by having four guys vying for a shot at it, which I like. Nice addition to No Way Out.

Nice little way to set up a confrontation between Guerrero and Moore, with both being interested in watching the Cruiserweight Champion after a good contest last week. Helms’ arrogance in sending a message to both men too, making for a good Triple Threat Match at No Way Out.

Very hyped for WrestleMania 23.

I have no problem with Helms getting a squash win over Funaki, keeping him simmering as champion. The promo afterwards was obviously the main point of the segment, addressing the issue with Moore and Chavo, before making the connection with Danielson, seemingly making for a WrestleMania match down the line. I don’t mind that at all, as when it comes around it should be a very nice match. Good little segment here to start to set it up.

Like with Benoit earlier, a good way to keep Batista looking strong with a hard fought win, while also allowing Test to look good by hanging pretty well with the world champion.

Kane being the mystery part of the No Way Out match (and this tag match) makes sense due to his history with MVP, although I have to say that it feels a little weird to see Kane competing for a shot at the midcard title. He’s just a guy who seems above that all of the time, even when jobbing. Anyway, the tag match here was pretty nice, with a good little spot in keeping the half crab locked in. The finish makes sense, with MVP playing the coward, while having The Miz, the worse wrestler in the match, take the fall is also logical. Good tag match.

Kennedy attacking Anderson this week is some nice progress, turning up the heat on both his lingering feud with Flair, and his current one with Batista. Nice to see some follow up on last week, with Arn used again this week.

No Way Out seems to be shaping up as a pretty decent card for you. Especially looking forward to Benoit/Finlay.

Not going to comment too much on the writing or the logic of Kennedy, as both was good, but rather on Edge arriving on SmackDown!. I’m not at all surprised that Edge is challenging for the World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania, but I was shocked to see him reveal it tonight. Revealing it to Kennedy too, a man who he obviously isn’t going to face, seems a little odd, and his arrival tonight almost too random for it to make as big of an impact as I feel it should have. I know he can’t show back up on RAW since he’s running from Orton, but I think you could have had him disappear, showing his cowardice in continuing to run from Orton, before reappearing by spearing Batista at the end of No Way Out. That, to me, would have made a much bigger impact for Edge on debut, and it would have got the feud going right away, while Edge will have to wait until No Way Out at least to go after Batista now anyway. Glad to see Edge on SmackDown!, but I’m not so sure about the timing of it on this specific show.

The actual main event here was very nice, with some good action towards the end. The interference from Booker is a smart way to hand Kennedy the win, giving Kennedy his title match and allowing Undertaker to face Booker at No Way Out. My only problem with all of this is that I’m not sure Kennedy/Batista is good enough to main event a brand exclusive Pay-Per-View, with no match bigger than it on the card. Kennedy was still a midcarder at this stage, and while it’s just No Way Out, thus likely that Batista will retain, it seems like a bit of a weak main event, even if it makes sense in terms of storylines. Still, a good finish to the show.


As I said above, while I have a little bit of concern about the booking of the last portion of the show, this was once again a very enjoyable read, with very good writing throughout. You’re continuing to build strongly to No Way Out and WrestleMania, meaning this thread is right up there as my favourite thread right now. Good stuff, my man.
 
#75 ·
~WWE.COM ANNOUNCEMENT~

After a chaotic episode of Friday Night Smackdown, General Manager Teddy Long has announced another three matches for the upcoming No Way Out pay per view.

WWE Tag Team Champions Brian Kendrick and Paul London will defend their titles against the impressive newcomers La Resistance. Since being brought back to the WWE by the sultry Maryse, Rene Dupree and Sylvain Grenier have targeted The Hooligans, assaulting the champions and gaining a victory over them during an eight man tag team match during last Friday's show. In six days time at No Way Out, the two teams will meet with the gold on the line, in what is sure to be the biggest threat to London and Kendrick during their eight month reign so far.

Also part of that eight man tag team match on Smackdown were The Extremists and The Bluebloods. Having been brought back by William Regal and Dave Taylor to help even up the numbers, Paul Burchill has looked increasingly impressive, even picking up the decisive fall during the eight man match. This Sunday, Tommy Dreamer will lead Sabu and The Sandman into battle in six man action against Regal, Taylor and Burchill in a match that is sure to test the limits of all six men involved.

And finally, after weeks of claiming he has no superior, Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms has been told to put up or shut up as he takes on nine other cruiserweights in a Cruiserweight Championship Gauntlet. Entering one after the other, all ten men will chase Helms' title, with the last man standing undoubtedly proving himself as the best cruiserweight Smackdown has to offer. The full list of competitors has been revealed, with three interesting additions. Former ECW Superstar Daivari will be making his return to action in the match, while Smackdown's Joey Mercury will look to make a mark on the division after concluding his long standing feud with Matt Hardy in recent weeks. But perhaps more important than that is that fact that No Way Out will see the debut of the much heralded Bryan Danielson, the world renowned cruiserweight who has finally completed his obligations around the world and is now ready to compete in the WWE. Could Danielson win the Cruiserweight Championship in his WWE debut? Or will Helms once again hang on to the championship he has held for over a year now?


Current Card for WWE NO WAY OUT:
Date: February 18th 2007
Location: American Airlines Arena; Miami, Florida

World Heavyweight Championship Match:
World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy

United States Championship Match:
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. Finlay

WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
WWE Tag Team Champions The Hooligans vs. La Resistance

Cruiserweight Championship Gauntlet Match:
Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Daivari vs. Funaki vs. Jamie Noble vs. Joey Mercury vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Scotty-2-Hotty vs. Shannon Moore

Fatal Four Way Match:
Winner will face the United States Champion at Wrestlemania XXIII

Kane vs. Matt Hardy vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. The Miz

Six Man Tag Team Match:
The Bluebloods vs. The Extremists


*****

~Monday Night Raw~
February 12th, 2007
Portland, Oregon




One week after one of the most dramatic endings to a Monday Night Raw in WWE history, the Raw Superstars roll into Portland, Oregon with all eyes pointed at the new WWE Champion.

The entire wrestling world was stunned as Shawn Michaels left Raw: Night Of Champions the WWE Champion. In the process Michaels emphatically turned his back on long-time friend Triple H, striking 'The Game' with a steel chair and then pinning Triple H to become the new champion. After weeks of claiming he wanted to bury the hatchet with his former DX colleague, Michaels sold his so called friend down the river to become champion again. What words could Michaels possibly offer to explain his actions? And what retribution will Triple H seek, especially with Wrestlemania now on the horizon?

Another man sure to be on a path of destruction is the former champion John Cena. Having been seconds away from victory last week, Cena was shocked to see that Shane McMahon and his security posse had robbed Cena of victory. A brutal assault followed, leaving the then champion helpless to stop Michaels as he claimed the title. Tonight, Cena will no doubt be out for revenge, seeking answers for Shawn Michaels, Shane and Mr. McMahon.

Having won the tag titles last week, the new champions Ric Flair and Carlito will be in non title action, taking on The ******* Wrecking Crew. Cade and Murdoch could put themselves in line for a future title shot with a victory tonight, and no doubt the eyes of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Hass will be on this match, as Flair and Carlito look to kick off their title reign with a bang. However, no doubt on the mind of Flair will be the health status of his long-time friend Arn Anderson. 'Double A' was subject to a vicious assault from Mr. Kennedy last Friday night on Smackdown, moments before Kennedy became the Number One Contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. Can Flair keep his focus on his partnership with Carlito? Or will the cracks start to show, allowing Cade and Murdoch to take advantage?

Many people thought CM Punk was crazy when he challenged Umaga to a match last week, especially after the dominating display Umaga gave in action against Super Crazy. Tonight, the two meet in one on one action in what could be a career defining display for Punk. Still a relative newcomer to Raw, Punk will no doubt be relishing his chance to finally end Umaga's undefeated streak. But with Umaga looking more dangerous week after week, can anybody stop 'The Samoan Bulldozer'?

Although not announced as having matches, several other superstars will no doubt have something to say on the events of last week. Rob Van Dam for one will be in great spirits after beating Bobby Lashley to become the last ever ECW Champion. Lashley on the other hand showed extreme displeasure at his defeat, coming close to threatening Maria during an interview. And what of Randy Orton? After seeing Edge walk out on him during the tag titles match and then seeing 'The Rated-R Superstar' show up on Smackdown, Orton's plan to get even with Edge may have disappeared. His young protégé Kenny Dykstra, fresh off a controversial defence of his Intercontinental Championship will no doubt be looking to impress Orton, while having agreed a to become a partnership, Johnny Nitro and Chris Masters will both be out to put their losing days behind them.

All of this, plus Victoria looks to put her defeat to Mickie James last week behind her against Candice Michelle, in what in is sure to be yet another dramatic edition of Monday Night Raw!!

Confirmed Matches:

Umaga vs. CM Punk
Non Title Match: Ric Flair and Carlito vs. The ******* Wrecking Crew
Victoria vs. Candice Michelle


 
#76 ·
This is only the second time I’ve reviewed a show as I’m new here but really interested in BTB. Having read through all of yours, it is brilliantly written and looking forward to Raw. Anyway, onto Smackdown…

Starting things off with Long and JBL was good to see as quite rightly if it is Teddy Long’s show and JBL continues abusing him on commentary every week then Long is gonna take action eventually. Putting JBL on probation is interesting and bringing Tazz in just adds something else for JBL to moan about which is a great thing. Your writing of JBL is priceless and one of the highlights of Smackdown for me.

Kennedy coming out to address some issues is a good move as you’ve been building him up well. And again, classic JBL with the shortstack comment on Tazz haha. Good move showing the Rumble footage, give Kennedy some more heat. Batista coming out was unexpected but I suppose Flair was his mentor. The announcement from Long about Kennedy-Taker #1 contenders match was a good booking choice. I can see Kennedy coming away there with the win, which will further both his storyline with Batista/Flair and also Taker/Booker as surely the King will get involved?

Benoit/Tatanka, only one winner there. Great to see Benoit straight to the point after the match calling out Finlay. A straight up fight that will be at No Way Out. Good heel tactics from Finlay in rolling outta the ring but I wouldn’t have expected it from someone who ‘loves to fight’. But the fight still occurs, Benoit going after Finlay just shows how bad he wants to hurt him, very good move there, highlights the fire inside Benoit.

Booker interview does just the job, definite involvement in tonight’s main event from him I think. He wants Taker at No Way Out and unless you go triple threat I can’t see Taker beating Kennedy tonight.

Good tag match up next, these four teams put on an exciting show. All of very different styles. Glad to see you adding Burchill to the Bluebloods group.

The MVP/Miz/Hardy segment was interesting. You do a good job with MVP but I would’ve preferred Miz to be a bit more built up with his character before starting the ‘Really?’ and ‘Awesome’ stuff. Fatal 4 way at No Way Out should be a good contest. The fourth man I haven’t a clue at the minute.

Helms in typical Helms fashion, making sure everybody knows he’s the best cruiserweight around. Good job there, keeping his cockiness until Danielson arrives is how it should be done. Helms hen dismantles Funaki as he should. Danielson finally debuts next week and that should be interesting. JBL’s commentary is just brilliant.

Test puts up a good fight against the animal but there was only really one winner there as there should be. I like that you have built Test up though to contend with some of the bigger names.

I’m not too keen on the FBI deal here, I will see how it develops though but at the minute it’s a miss for me.

Kane as the fourth participant in the #1 contenders match is something I should have seen coming. Very good move, keeping things between him and MVP going. The tag match was a standard tag match, faces gain momentum and get the win with MVP wanting no piece of the big red machine, good match up and liked MVP walking out on Miz.

The Anderson/Kennedy segment was fantastic I felt. The viciousness of it all was the key. Now finally Flair is going to accept Kennedy’s challenge. Well I hope! Bringing Batista in at the end was also a shrewd little move as it keeps the Kennedy/Tista situation going too.

Kennedy coming straight out after the attack was a bit strange, normally the focus shifts somewhere else then back again but it is the main event. Wow, Edge is coming to Smackdown to use his title shot, that’s a big call and hopefully he’s the man to end Batista’s reign. Surprise move but I like it. Would’ve perhaps preferred it at a different time than tonight or at a different point in the show though.

Kennedy/Taker was a very good match and the result was the right one. Great way of getting Booker and Kennedy some more heat with the finish and I am looking forward to both Kennedy/Batista and Booker/Taker at No Way Out.

Good show imac and really helped further every feud on the show which is what it is all about. Loved the Kennedy/Anderson beat down and the continuation of Booker/Taker. The No Way Out card looks good for a single brand PPV and with Edge now playing a part on the blue brand, things are sure to heat up. Keep up the good work.
 
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