Getting ignored by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Mar 2010
Re: WWE 2010: Time to Shine
[“No Chance in Hell” hits instead of the usual pyro. Vince McMahon walks out with a cocky swagger. He steps into the ring and grabs a microphone]
Vince: Ladies and gentleman tonight on Monday Night Raw we introduce a new General Manager. Now this man may be a very odd choice for General Manager but here he is. Ladies and gentleman please welcome -
[“Voices” hits and Randy Orton walks down to the ring holding a mic]
Randy: Vince, what do you think you’re doing?
Vince: Naming a new General Manager of Raw.
Randy: New!?!? I’ve never seen this guy before?
Vince: Oh but Randy I think you have. Everyone please welcome…Mike Adamle!
[Mike Adamle walks onto the stage as Randy Orton starts fuming. Adamle makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic from Justin Roberts]
Mike: Randy, it’s been 2 long years since we saw each other last. I slapped you felt bad and resigned but not this time.
[Mike slaps Randy across the face]
Mike: Ha ha!
[Randy starts fuming]
Mike: I wouldn’t do that if I were you Randy. I can fire you on the spot.
Randy: Mike if you fire me you will regret it!
Mike: You think?
Randy: I’ll show you what will happen.
[Randy RKOs Vince to the mat]
Mike: I think you’re getting fired anyway Randy.
Randy: You want that to happen to you?
Mike: Of cou-
[“Somebodies gonna get it” hits and Mark Henry walks down to the ring and confronts Orton]
Randy: What do you want fat boy.
[Mark gets in Randy’s face]
Mike: Mark, Randy both of you calm down. Tonight it will be Randy Orton taking on Mark Henry.
[Orton nails an RKO on Henry]
Mike: Impressive but can you do it tonight!
Michael: We already have one match for this huge Raw broadcast.
Jerry: And a new General Manager.
Michael: Our first match of the evening sees Brent Albright taking on Primo!
Brent Albright vs. Primo
Ending: Albright has decimated Primo throughout the match. He locks Primo in the Crowbar. Primo fights it but eventually is forced to submit.
Winner: Brent Albright
Jerry: Brent Albright picks up a huge victory in his first WWE match!
Michael: We now head ba-
[Michael is cut off with a video of Chris Jericho entering Mike Adamle’s office]
Chris: What are you one of them Guest Hosts?
Mike: No Chris actually I am the permanent General Manager!
Chris: Are you now?
Mike: Yes. And I am putting you in a match tonight.
Chris: Against whom?
Mike: How about Sheamus in a round 1 WWE title match. The winner faces the winner of Orton versus Henry in the main event for the title.
Chris: That sounds great for me.
[Cameras go back to the ring where Edge is on the set of The Cutting Edge]
Edge: Welcome to The Cutting Edge! Tonight we have a very special guest! And when I say special I mean special but first I’d like to ask Mike Adamle why I am not in the WWE title tournament and Sheamus is. Mike get down here right now!
[Mike shows up on the titantron]
Mike: Edge, you want to know why you aren’t in the tournament.
Edge: Yes of course I do now tell me.
Mike: Well because at Over the Limit in four weeks time you will be receiving a shot at the WWE title in a match of your choice.
Edge: That’s great.
Mike: Oh yeah one more thing. The only way that will happen is if you beat John Cena, Batista, and The Undertaker.
[Edge runs his hands through his hair as Adamle disappears off the titantron]
Edge: Now that, that’s over with let’s get on with The Cutting Edge. Now this man is like a brother to me. Ladies and gentleman please welcome Christian!
[“Just Close Your Eyes” hits as Christian walks out to a huge pop from the crowd]
Christian: Hello WWE Universe!
[The crowd pops even more]
Edge: Christian, let’s get down to business. Now I know the tag titles have been abolished because all the tag teams are gone, so that means we cannot reform E&C but as you heard I am being placed in a fatal 4 way match against three of the greatest in WWE history. Christian I want to ask for your help.
Christian: Edge, you are asking for my help to defeat Batista, John Cena, and The Undertaker. Well my answer is simply no. If you want your shot at the WWE title you’ll have to earn it. And when you do win that match I know what match you’ll face the new WWE Champion Christian.
Edge: Christian? You’re not in the tournament.
Christian: Oh yes I am Edge. I am replacing Sheamus!
Edge: Oh are you now? So when I win that fatal 4 way and go on to face you at Over the Limit it will be a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match!
[A huge pop for that statement]
Christian: This match will be the greatest in WWE history. Now give a round of applause to Edge!
[Christian turns around clapping when he turns back around Edge Spears him. He gets out of the ring and throws two steel chairs in. The fans boo loud]
Michael: I think I know what Edge is about to do King.
Jerry: Sadly so do I.
[Edge puts a chair under Christian’s head and smacks him with the other]
Jerry: Edge come on stop this.
[Edge picks Christian up and puts him in the corner. He picks up the chair and smashes it over Christian’s head causing it to bleed]
Michael: Christian is busted wide open.
[Edge stands over Christian holding the chair high as Christian bleeds from his forehead]
Jerry: I can’t believe this.
Michael: Edge, why? Up next we have Randy Orton versus Mark Henry with the winner facing either Jericho or Christian.
WWE Championship Tournament
Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry
Ending: Orton goes for an RKO on Henry but he throws Orton out of the ring. Henry gets out of the ring and attacks Orton. The ref is at 5 when Henry throws Orton back in. Henry gets in and picks Orton up. Orton quickly nails the RKO and covers Henry for the pinfall.
Winner: Randy Orton
Jerry: Orton was quick with the RKO!
Michael: The Viper slithers into the main event where he will face Chris Jericho or Christian!
Jerry: But up next we have a Diva’s Battle Royal for the Diva’s title!
Michael: Oh King calm down I know you love. Pupp-
[“I Came to Play” blasts over the speaker and The Miz walks out from behind the curtain to gigantic boos]
Miz: Oh please…you know you love me and would rather see me talk than watch a diva’s match. Now wouldn’t you.
[King stands up from the broadcast table and gets into the ring]
Jerry: Miz, no I don’t want to see you talk and I’m pretty damn sure neither do these fans! So I’m going to shut you up right now.
Miz: Oh I forgot you’re a horny fifty year old man! And how are you going to shut me up?
[Jerry punches Miz in the face. He picks Miz up and nails a Piledriver; he proceeds to throw Miz out as the divas walk to the ring]
Battle Royal for the Diva’s Championship
Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim vs. Layla vs. Maria vs. Maryse vs. Melina vs. Michelle McCool vs. Mickie James vs. Natalya
1. Layla is eliminated by Melina
2. Gail Kim is eliminated by Maryse
3. Natalya is eliminated by Michelle McCool
4. Michelle McCool is eliminated by Mickie James
5. Beth Phoenix is eliminated by Maryse
6. Maryse is eliminated by Melina
7. Mickie James is eliminated by Melina
8. Melina is eliminated by Maria
Winner: Maria (New Diva’s Champion)
Jerry: Maria is the new Diva’s champion!
Michael: What a night we have had tonight!
[“I’m Comin” hits and MVP walks out onto the set of The VIP Lounge after the commercial break. He steps in the ring wearing street clothes and grabs a mic]
MVP: Well this show may have been the greatest show in television history and I’d like to welcome some of the cast. First and foremost…Terry O’Quinn as Locke!
[Terry walks down to the ring waving to the crowd]
MVP: Jorge Garcia as Hurley!
[Jorge walks down to the ring]
MVP: Josh Holloway as Sawyer!
[Josh walks down to the ring doing a Ric Flair esque strut]
MVP: Daniel Dae Kim as Jin!
[Daniel walks down to the ring]
MVP: Yunjin Kim as Sun!
[Yunjin walks to the ring]
MVP: And last but certainly not least…Matthew Fox as Jack!
[Matthew walks down to the ring as the crowd gives a roar of approval]
MVP: Take a seat.
[They all sit down on the couches]
MVP: Now everyone is asking me how I got such an amazing cast to appear on my VIP Lounge. Terry how did I get you guys to appear?
Terry: How did you get us to appear on the VIP Lounge? Simple Montel, I was contacted by my agent to come on here like everyone here and I guess they all jumped at the chance.
MVP: Jorge, you played Hurley on the show. How did you enjoy those six years.
Jorge: Man, I was sad that it ended. Being with Terry, Matthew, and all the guys was fun.
MVP: Yunjin, you played Sun. You and Jin were separated various times throughout the show. How was that for your two?
Yunjin: I loved working with Daniel. He’s great.
Daniel: Well six season and we were separated on various occasions most notably when I “died”.
MVP: Okay Matthew you were in the very first scene of the show. How does that feel for you?
Matthew: It was great. I mean I had a great time throughout the whole show but that first scene was great!
MVP: Thank you all for being here. Ladies and gentleman the cast of Lost!
[They stand up as the crowd cheers them]
Michael: What a nice sentiment put on by MVP.
Jerry: I actually enjoyed that little interview.
Michael: So did I Jerry but we have to get back to the wrestling. Chris Jericho versus Christian!
[Chris Jericho comes to the ring as Raw goes to commercial break]
WWE Championship Tournament
Chris Jericho vs. Christian
Ending: Jericho kicks Christian in the face causing his stitches to let go and for him to bleed again. Jericho grabs Christian’s head and nails the Codebreaker but only gets a 2 count. Christian makes a comeback and nails the Killswitch on Jericho for the pinfall.
[Backstage Josh Matthews stands by]
Josh: Up next it is the finals of the WWE Championship tournament! Randy Orton you are in contention when you face Christian.
Randy: Listen here Josh. Christian was bleeding profusely at the hands of Edge. I’m a shark who smells blood in the water and I will beat Christian and I will become the new WWE Champion!
Randy Orton vs. Christian
Ending: Orton has Christian set up for an RKO. Christian turns around and kicks Orton in the mid-section. Christian nails the Killswitch on Orton. They both lie on the mat. Christian rolls over and puts his arm over Orton.
NO! Orton just gets his shoulder up. Christian uses the ropes to pull himself up. Orton gets up and runs at Christian. He ducks and hits a German suplex on Orton. Christian picks Orton back up and again nails the Killswitch.
Justin: Here is your winner and neeeeeeeeew WWE Champion…Christian!!!!
Jerry: Christian just defeated Randy Orton!
Michael: I can’t believe this King.
Jerry: Two hard fought matches for Christian tonight.
Michael: First he was attacked by Edge. Then he fought and beat Chris Jericho and the match straight after that he fought and beat Randy Orton.
Jerry: What a night here on Raw. Tune in next week to see all the fallout.
[Christian holds the WWE title high as Raw fades to black]