T H E W R E S T L I N G D Y N A S T Y P R E S E N T S
CLASH #1: CROWNING OF THE CHAMPIONS
*Mandalay Bay is shown packed full of fans cheering. Strobe lights are flickering, smoke flows down the ramp, and fireworks are shooting off the stage. Camera cuts to Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan*
Schiavone: Hello fans! Welcome to the first ever TWD Clash!! Brought to you by FX Networks and
Playstation 2! Tonight is sure to be action packed
Heenan: No kiddin, Tony! We've got surprises after surprises in store tonight. It's hard tellin what Hogan and his crew are gonna bring us!
Schiavone: Well not only that, but we have some of the greatest wrestlers in the world competing here with us, and that might be what I'm most excited about.
*The arena goes dark. After a minute, the lights come back on. "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent hits the P.A. and Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Randy Savage and Jake Roberts are seen at the top of the ramp. Hogan is sporting a black bandana, sunglasses, a black wifebeater and black jeans. Piper is in a black shirt with black jeans. Savage is wearing a black bandana, sunglasses that say SAVAGE and black jeans. Roberts is wearing a black blazer overtop a black button down, black dress pants and black cowboy boots. They enter the ring to and Hogan grabs a microphone. He waits for the crowd to die down.*
Hogan: Wow dude! Let me say first, what doesn't kill ya makes you stronger, brother.
*Savage, Piper, and Roberts all nod their head in approval.*
Hogan: Alright, alright. Let's cut to the chase... I'm not gonna rehash any of this bullcrap thats been going on for the past couple months. We all know the deal. With that being said, are you guys ready to see what TWD can do?
*Crowd cheers*
Hogan: So tonight, history is being made, brother. After all the hype, the blood, sweat and tears, TWD is here; and TWD is here to stay. The 4 of us have rounded up all our resources to pull this off. We ain't takin no for an answer.
*Hogan hands Roberts the mic, the crowd cheers*
Roberts: Haha! It's been too long! Now look, I'm speaking for myself, but I'm speaking for the 4 of us as a whole, also. We've made our mistakes, we've screwed around for a good while. Hell, I screwed around more than anyone, but when Hogan, Piper, and Savage called me up to do this thing, I knew I had to make changes. You've seen the interviews, you've seen me in the indies. I was a wreck. I know I'm not 30 anymore, but I'll be damned if I don't feel it. This whole cleanin up thing has it's perks ya know!
*Camera cuts to a few women in the crowd who are admiring Roberts*
Roberts: We've got business to take care of. Serious business. We've got the future of wrestling on our shoulders. This is our final chance to take back what we had, and we want you fans to be with us every step of the way.
*Roberts hands the mic to Savage. Crowd erupts*
Savage: *Looks around for a minute*.... OOOOOH YEAHHHH!!!! Macho Man, Hogan, Piper, and The Snake are back in town! Now, that everythings been said, I'm ready to blow the doors outta this place!
*Roberts hands Piper the mic. Crowd cheers follow*
Piper: IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PIPER! *Crowd cheers*. Vince, we're comin for ya, and we're comin strong. No more games. Yeah, you got your money, your jets, and everything else, but the four of us are ready to rumble, Vince. We're takin action, and nobody can stop us! We are the brains, the brawn.. Well, mostly brawn, but you don't beat the hell outta someone with your brain, so we got no problems do we, Vince? We are "THE BODY", and we're here to kick some ass and take some names! Not to mention, Savage looks more pissed than he did when he found out you were buying WC.. Oh wait, I can't say that can I?
*Hogan, Savage, and Roberts laugh*
Piper: Vince.. Watch out.
*Piper throws the mic down, Stranglehold plays, and The Body exits the ring*
Schiavone: There we have it folks, the first address from The Body. I have to agree with Piper, Savage looked heated!
Heenan: Even more heated than when Elizabeth left him for...
Schivone: Bobby! I never got why they called you "The Brain".
Heenan: Me neither, but it stuck. Enough jabber Tony, lets get to the matches!
Amazing Red vs. Billy Kidman for the TWD HIGH-FLYING TITLE
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Hopefully, this match was a sign of things to come. Two of the best high-flyers in the business pulled out all the stops. Billy was showing signs of a little bit of ring rust, but he kept up with Red. The match started off strong, with Kidman overpowering Red for a good portion of the bout. Kidman was able to lay Red out with a vicous brainbuster, and started to climb to the top turnbuckler but Red gathered his strength and knocked him off onto the canvas. Red picked him up, and layed into him for a few minutes. Kidman was looking a little exhausted, and that reason is probably why Amazing Red pick up the win with the InfaRed in 7:21. Congratulations Red for being the first named champion in TWD history.
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*Camera cuts backstage, and we see Team 3D preparing for their match against Beer Money Inc. Team 3D are taping their hands, when they hear a knock on the door.*
Ray: Whattaya ya want?!
Unknown: Let me in mother*bleep*!
*Ray opens the door, James Storm and Robert Roode are waiting in the hall*
Storm: You boys been spreadin some bullshit around this locker room and we aint to happy about that.
*Both teams are standing nose to nose with eachother, staring eachother down.*
Devon: Watcha gonna do 'bout it, punk?
Ray: We can handle this right now, if you guys are feelin froggy.
*Devon pushes Roode into the wall of the hall, and Roddy Piper is seen walking down the hall*
Piper: Hey! What the hell do you guys think you're doin? Tryin to get suspended? Roode, Storm, you two get back your dressing rooms and chill out. Ray, Devon, shut that door right now or you'll be outta here too!
*Both teams stare eachother down again, Team 3D slams the door in Beer Money's faces.*
Roode: Bitches...
Piper: Watch it sonny! Go on!
*Camera cuts back to Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan*
Heenan: Boy, it looked like Devon was gonna make one hellofa mess outta Roode, huh?
Schiavone: You're exactly right, good thing Piper was there to halt that one. You know our next mach is Terry Funk vs. Abyss for the Hardcore Title, right Brain?
Heenan: You bet your boots, bud. This is gonna be a slobberknocker.
Terry Funk vs. Abyss for the TWD HARDCORE TITLE
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In what many fans surely could have expected to be a bloody match, Terry Funk and Abyss went all out making sure that extreme pain was being experienced. The bout started off in the ring, with Funk immediately trying to give him the trademark branding iron, but Abyss dodged it and knocked it out of Funk's hands. After battling in the ring for a few, The Funker and Abyss took it outside. Mauling eachother with whatever was on hand, they made their way through the crowd. Funk laid out Abyss with a chair and made his way to a supply room. Funk came back out with a table and barbedwire. He uncoiled the barbedwire on the table, and Abyss started to get up. Terry climbed up to the balcony over the concession area, which is about 10 feet off the ground. Abyss made his way up there, and was met with another chairshot. Abyss fell to the floor and The Funker set him up for a piledriver. Abyss countered! He flipped Terry over his back and sendt him crashing through the barbedwire-wrapped table 10 feet below! Abyss hit an elbow drop off the balcony and got the 3 count over Terry! Abyss is the first ever TWD Hardcore champion!
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Heenan: Boy, this guy "Abyss" can do some damage, Tony. He's a serious threat.
Schiavone: No doubt about it! That was one of the most physically harmful matches I've ever seen!
*Jimmy Hart starts walking to the ring unexpectedly*
Heenan: You got that right.. Hey... Is that Jimmy Hart?
Schiavone: It is! Why is he here? He has no contract with TWD as far as I know.
*Jimmy Hart grabs a microphone and the crowd boos*
Hart: Shut up! All of ya'll just shut up! You guys are brainless. Buying into Hogan and his cronies like this! The Body? Are you kidding me? The last time any of those guys had "bodies" was in 1992, so I don't wanna hear it. Secondly, I made Hogan. I made him what he is today. You think he got this big by himself? No! Hogan is just a washed up--
*"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent hits the P.A. and The Body walks out onto the stage to a sea of cheers. All the members are walking in unison, with a slight strut to the ring. They enter the ring and Hogan grabs a microphone, telling the crowd to calm down. The rest of The Body tells Hogan they have his back*
Hogan: Thank you guys, thank you. Now Jimmy, brother, you can be mad all you want. You can interrupt my Q and A sessions all you want. You can ruin my press conferences all you want, but Jimmy... You are NOT ALLOWED in the middle of the TWD ring, or anywhere were my stars are at. You have been so bitter since WCW, and you have held me accountable for everything. We used to be a team, man.
Hart: Yeah, Hogan. We USED to. Everything was going good for me last Wednesday. I was at my house, gettin ready to go out on the lake, when I get a phone call. "Hey Jimmy, you gonna watch TWD on Monday?", "What? TWD? Whats that?" I said. "Oh, it's a new company. Hogan, Piper, Savage and Roberts started it. It airs Monday." WHAT?! Hogan, you left me out to dry man. I can't even come in here and write some tunes for ya? I see how it is.
Hogan: This is ridiculous, Jimmy. You have the cajones to step in OUR ring, and confront me about this kind of backstage crap infront of all these TWD Maniacs? I ain't takin this too lightly brother, I'd suggest you get out of Mandalay Bay right now. If I were you I would just go ahead and leave Nevada, cause all these screamin' fans would like nothing than to see the four of us stomp you into mush.
Hart: Alright, Hogan. Alright.. But before I leave, I have someone I'd like to reaquaint you with....
*The arena goes black and Bill Goldberg's theme hits. The crowd boos. He is dressed in street clothes. He makes his way to the ring and stands beside Hart.*
Hart: This is my newest asset, Bill Goldberg. Remember him? The man who crushed every wrestler in WCW? I got a proposition Hulkster.. You set up a match with--
*Jake Roberts grabs the mic from Hogan*
Roberts: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jimmy. I don't know who you think you are, but this is OUR ring. OUR company. Which means you play by OUR rules.
Hart: Hear me out.. You set up a match. Goldberg vs. whoever you want. For the title. If he loses, I will never speak to you again--
*Savage, just in range of the microphone, says "Do it Hogan!"*
Hart.. Thank you "Randy".. As I was saying, If he loses, I will never speak to you again. I will drop of the face of your Earth. But if he wins, not only does he get the title, but he AND I get contracts.
*The Body huddles up and discusses Hart's proposition*
Hogan: Alright Hart, you're on brother.
Hart: Thank you, Hogan. I promise you will regret this! Have a nice night..
*Hart and Goldberg exit the ring, and "Stranglehold" hits and The Body leaves the ring.*
Schiavone: Hogan is playing russian roulette with the title right now, Heenan, and I don't like it one bit!
Heenan: Well, he created the title, he can do what he wants. All I have to say is that Goldberg is a beast, and I don't know anyone who could go up against him!
Schiavone: Me neither! Our next match is Team 3D vs. Beer Money Inc, a new tag team on the scene.
Team 3D vs. Beer Money Inc. for the TWD TAG-TEAM TITLE
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We all felt the heat backstage tonight when both teams about started brawling in the locker room. It was a sure fire sign that these guys wanted to destroy eachother. This is exactly what we saw. Bubba and Storm were in the ring first. Bubba manhandled Storm for the first half of the match. By the time Storm made his tag, he was bloodied up and breathless. Bubba remained in the ring and made work of Roode, only to tag Devon in to finish the rest. Devon laid into Roode, and Bubba hopped in the ring and they hit the 3D on Roode. Devon went for the cover and Bubba knocked Storm off of the apron to prevent him from breaking up the pin. 1...2...3!! Team 3D are the first ever Tag-Team champions!
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*Devon rolls Roode out of the ring. Storm picks up Roode and they head up the ramp, staring at Team 3D.*
Devon: You boys don't know what you just got into. We beat ya once, we can do it again.
*Storm screams that they aren't done yet, and come PPV time, Beer Money will have the belt.*
*Camera cuts to the office of The Body where Hogan is on the phone.*
Hogan: You think you can do that for me? I can send some heavy cash flow your way if you can do this for me.... Alright man. Do you need a ride? ...Ok. Be here in 15, gear and all. Ok... bye. Boys, you're about to see Mr. Bill Goldberg get his ass handed to him on a silver platter.
Piper: So he's comin? This is gonna be nasty!
Hogan: He's a firecracker, but it's worth it.
*Camera cuts to Heenan and Schiavone.*
Schiavone: Who could Hogan have been talking to? I wonder who it is?
Heenan: It's hard tellin Tony, but The Body is very confident, so he must be a big time player.
Schiavone: I guess we're about to find out, this match is for the TWD World Heavyweight Championship!
Bill Goldberg w/ Jimmy Hart vs. Unknown for the TWD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
-- Bill Goldberg and Jimmy Hart made their way to a sea of boos from the crowd. They waited confidently in the ring for the challenger. Sid Vicous' theme hit the P.A. and the crowd blew the roof off of Mandalay Bay! It's Sid Vicious!!
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Sid and Goldberg circled the ring, following up with a test of strength, which Goldberg won. An irish whip to Sid was followed up by a devastating clothesline that left Sid motionless. Goldberg picked Sid up and powerbombed him onto the canvas. Sid was out like a light. The crowd was chanting for Sid, hoping he would come back and beat the man who threated to steal the honor of the TWD title. Goldberg sendt Sid into the corner, pummeling him with shots to the jaw and torso. Sid fell face down into the mat, and Goldberg looked as if he was letting him recover. Sid gets back to his feet, obviously disoriented-- SPEAR!! Goldberg speared Sid and looked to have killed him! He picked up Sid and adding insult to injury, he hit the Jackhammer. Goldberg went for the pin. 1...2...3!! Goldberg had just caused the biggest upset in wrestling's history. Goldberg is the first ever TWD Heavyweight Champion!! Hart jumped in the ring and the two celebrate. Jimmy Hart and Bill Goldberg now have contracts with THE WRESTLING DYNASTY!
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*Camera fades to black and the TWD logo appears on screen.*
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