Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Jun 2009
Re: JSV presents....WWE
DARK MATCHES: WWE RAW
US Title Match: Shelton Benjamin defeated R-Truth
The Brian Kendrick defeated Charlie Haas
Umaga defeated Gregory Helms
Monday 13th April 2009
The show opens with Paul Burchill, Katie Lea Burchill and William Regal in the ring and Paul Burchill gets on the mic.
Paul Burchill: Finally, King Regal and The Ripper have a chance to shine here on Monday Night Raw.
(The crowd boos)
Paul Burchill: You cretins so be grateful you have the opportunity to see two of the nastiest and talented superstars in the WWE.
(The boos increase)
William Regal: Quiet down you troglodytes. I'm your King now show me some respect!
(The boos get even louder)
William Regal: Well after tonight we will not be asking for respect we'll be demanding it along with a shot at the WWE tag team ti…
(Before Regal can continue the music of Evan Bourne plays and he and former ECW rival Tyson Kidd and Natalya make their way to the ring)
Evan Bourne and Tyson Kidd w/ Natalya vs. Paul Burchill and William Regal w/ Katie Lea
…Paul Burchill takes down Kidd with a series of hard hitting clothesline. Burchill hits Kidd with a belly-to-back suplex. After some fierce stomps Burchill goes for a powerbomb but Kidd hits him with a hurricanrana before tagging in Bourne. Bourne hits a crossbody on Burchill followed by Gory neckbreaker but Burchill manages to get the tag just before. Regal hits Bourne with a back body drop followed by a knee to the face before hitting the Regal-Plex. 1..2..Thr..Bourne kicks out and hits a dropkick on Regal and manages to get the tag before Burchill hits him with C-4. Kidd takes out Burchill with The Code Blue before hitting a Springboard Elbow Drop on Regal. 1..2..3!!
Winners by pinfall: Evan Bourne and Tyson Kidd
Jerry Lawler: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and what a way to kick things off here on Monday Night Raw. And now I am delighted to welcome back to Raw, WWE Hall Of Famer, Jim Ross.
Jim Ross: Thanks King, hello ladies and gentlemen and let me say what a privilege it is to back alongside you here on Raw.
Jerry Lawler: I've missed you JR.
Jim Ross: I've missed you too, King. Now with that out of the way let's get back down to business and join Lillian Garcia at ringside…
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the new WWE Commissioner….
I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
(To the crowds shock, Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring)
Eric Bischoff: Yes, Yes, I am back.
(The crowd boos)
Eric Bischoff: I'm not going to go through the usual who I am and what I have achieved because you already know this. I'm back because this business is crumbling and its time to reinvigorate this company and get back to the top.
(Some cheers from the crowd)
Eric Bischoff: 1st things 1st. Backlash is a little less than two weeks away and my first act as WWE Commissioner is to announce three blockbuster matches for the pay-per-view. Firstly Edge will defend his World Heavyweight Championship one on one with The Big Show…
(The camera shows Edge with Christian watching on a TV screen and doesn't seem pleased)
Eric Bischoff: After what seemed like a little anticlimax at Wrestlemania the Hardy brothers: Matt and Jeff will try and settle their differences in a loser leaves the WWE match.
(Mixed reaction from the crowd)
Eric Bischoff: And after what I just witnessed moments ago how about Primo and Carlito defend their newly won Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships against Paul Burchill and Regal..
(The crowd boos)
Eric Bischoff: …and Evan Bourne and Tyson Kidd…
(The crowd cheers)
Eric Bischoff: …in TLC VIII
(The crowd erupts as Bischoff heads to the back)
Jim Ross: Oh My God, Bischoff is back and hasn't delayed in shaking things up here in the WWE. Edge will meet Big Show and the Hardy Boyz will do battle with the loser leaving for good.
Jerry Lawler: And of course TLC VIII, those six men will never be the same again.
Jim Ross: Indeed King, now up next Rey Mysterio puts his WWE Intercontinental title on the line in a triple threat match, but now Josh Matthews is standing by with WWE Champion Randy Orton.
(Josh Matthews is shown with Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase. Orton has a new WWE championship belt, similar to the Undisputed title with him)
Josh Matthews: Thank you and welcome back JR. Randy Orton last week, future WWE hall of famer Shawn Michaels retired and you decided you couldn't let him leave without a final, let's say Orton goodbye? Why?
Randy Orton: Why? Why! It's simple, Michaels is a washed up has been who should have left years ago and with the added bonus of being able to humiliate Triple H without him laying a finger on me. It was just too go an opportunity to turn down.
Josh Matthews: Although you are set to face Triple H in Hell In A Cell, are you worried about what he has in store for you at Backlash?
Randy Orton: Triple H needs to worry about what I am going to do to him. With no escape who knows the lengths I'll go to retain my WWE Championship
Josh Matthews: And do you have any ideas or concerns about who you may be facing tonight?
Randy Orton: I doesn't matter. I'm Randy Orton, The Legend Killer, The WWE Champion. I've beaten them all: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley and many more. And tonight will be no different
(Legacy leave and the cameras then show Rey Mysterio and CM Punk unconscious in the locker room and Raw cuts to a commercial)
(MVP is shown in the ring telling the referee to raise his hand and declare him the winner of the match)
Jim Ross: Hello and welcome back to Monday Night Raw and moments ago we saw an unconscious Rey Mysterio and CM Punk meaning tonight's scheduled Intercontinental match won't
(The music of Rey Mysterio plays and the Intercontinental Champion limps to the ring)
Jim Ross: It looks like Rey 's gonna fight
Jerry Lawler: Some say there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity and I thinks Mysterio's just crossed it.
WWE Intercontinental Championship
Rey Mysterio © vs. MVP
…MVP hits a belly-to-belly suplex on a fatigued Rey before whipping him against the ropes. Rey ducks a kick and dropkicks MVP setting him up for the 619 and connects with the 619. Rey goes for West Coast Pop but MVP catches him and hits him with a powerbomb before following up with Playmaker. 1..2..3!!
Winner by pinfall and NEW Intercontinental Champion: MVP
Jim Ross: MVP is the new Intercontinental Champion, but who attacked CM Punk and Rey Mysterio. This is not over King, not by a long way…
(Josh Matthews is shown with Triple H)
Josh Matthews: Triple H over the past months Randy Orton has become increasingly personal with you including a savage attack on friend Shawn Michaels last week. What do you have in store tonight and at Backlash
Triple H: Yes, Josh this is about more than the WWE Championship. When I was told I'd been picking Orton's opponent tonight their was a queue of people ready to kick his skull it. And after tonight will have wished he stayed at home last week because at Backlash Randy is coming to find out just what hell is when the 'Orton Era' ends once and for all…
(Wrestlemania XXV highlight package is shown)
Edge and Christian vs. Big Show and Kane
..Edge and Christian are in the ring when Big Show gets into the squared circle and they attack Show before the match starts. Show fights the pair off but soon the numbers game prevails and he is hit with a double suplex. As Christian stomps on Show, Edge gets to two chairs. Big Show is up to his knees and Edge and Christian look set to hit conchairto when flames engulf the ring and Kane makes his way to the ring. Edge and Christian complete conchairto and both go for Kane with the chairs. Kane drives the MITB brief case into skull of Christian but is hit by a spear from Edge but sit straight up. Kane hits Edge with a chokeslam. Big Show is back up and Kane hits him with a big boot followed by a Tombstone Piledriver
(Kane does his usual flame bit and leaves)
Jim Ross: The Big Red Machine has destroyed all in his path tonight, with the Money In The Bank title shot I would not envy the current champions.
(Evan Bourne and Tyson Kidd are with Josh Matthews)
Josh Matthews: I am delighted to be joined by Evan Bourne and Tyson Kidd and firstly on ECW you seemed to have animosity toward on another now you are in line for the WWE Tag Team Titles?
Tyson Kidd: The past was is just that. We are looking to the future, on ECW we were the two most charismatic and talented members of the roster so their was always going to be a professional rivalry. We are now on Raw and if powerful apart, even stronger together.
Josh Matthews: And what are your thoughts on the TLC match scheduled at Backlash.
Evan Bourne: We cannot wait. It is our chance to shine on a pay-per-view and become WWE Tag Team champions…
(Chris Jericho is in the ring ready for action)
Chris Jericho: Come on then Flair, who've you got for tonight? Kamala, Honky Tonk Man, Gilberg?
(The music of Ric Flair plays and 'The Nature Boy' comes to the stage in the suit)
Ric Flair: Just shut your mouth for 2 minutes to jackass.
(The crowd are going nuts)
Ric Flair: Tonight you do not face a WWE legend. It time for you to realize to become a legend you've got to beat all that are in front of you. Legends and future legends…
(Dogs barking can be heard followed by a remix of Rule Britannia and DH Smith makes his way to the ring)
Jim Ross: It's DH Smith. Son of WWE legend 'The British Bulldog'…
'Bulldog' DH Smith w/ Ric Flair vs. Chris Jericho
…DH Smith hits Jericho with a standing dropkick followed by a bulldog. Smith whips Jericho into the corner and follows up with a hard clothesline. Smith lets out a Woooo! Which delights the crowd. Smith then hits a stalling brainbuster, 1..2..Jericho kicks out. Smith goes for the Running Powerslam but Jericho slides back and hits a reverse Codebreaker. This gives Jericho a much needed rest. Jericho then hits an enzuigiri before following up with a snap suplex. After several punts to the back Jericho locks in the Walls Of Jericho. Smith is struggling but manages to get to the rope. Jericho is livid and gets in the referee's face. Unknown to Jericho, Smith is back up and when Jericho goes for a lionsault he is caught in mid air and Smith hits the Running Powerslam. 1..2..3!!
Winner by pinfall: 'Bulldog' DH Smith
Jim Ross: What an upset! An impressive return to Raw for this young superstar
(As Smith and Flair leave; Jericho gets on the mic)
Chris Jericho: Get back here you little punk.
(Smith and Flair stop)
Chris Jericho: You just got lucky, that was a fluke. Now get back here so we can finish this…
(As Smith heads back to the ring, Eric Bischoff comes out.)
Eric Bischoff: What a minute you too. That is not going to happen tonight. But how about in 13 days at Backlash it ill be DH Smith versus Chris Jericho. And to make sure a 'fluke' doesn't decide it let's make it Match 1 in a Best-of-7 series!
(Jericho isn't thrilled as Flair and DH Smith smile in approval)
(Edge and Christian walk into Eric Bischoff's office)
Edge: Eric welcome back and all. But what the hell are you going to do about that Big Red Freak Kane? I've got enough on my plate with Big Show without looking over my shoulder for that psycho.
Eric Bischoff: Calm it Edge. It has been taken care of.
(Edge and Christian smile)
Eric Bischoff: At Backlash, Kane will put his Money In The Bank briefcase on the line against……Christian!
(Edge and Christian's faces drop as the camera fades)
Jim Ross: Now ladies and gentlemen Triple H has 'picked the poison' for Randy Orton…
Randy Orton vs. ??? w/ Triple H
..Randy Orton is in the ring alone when the music of legacy plays but rather than Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase, Triple H comes out.
Triple H: Unfortunately Randy your boys are a bit busy…
…Legacy are shown in a locked room trying to get out and on the other side, X-Pac is standing guard with a sledgehammer.
Triple H: Now without further delay…
(The music of Scott Hall plays and the former nWo member comes out.)
Jim Ross: It's 'The Bad Guy' Scott Hall!! Former friend and ally of Triple H and Shawn Michaels..
Jerry Lawler: Razor's back. I can't believe it!
Randy Orton vs. Scott Hall w/ Triple H
…Hall hits Orton with a series of rights followed by a discus punch. Hall then whips Orton into the corner and connects with a big boot. Hall then hits a fallaway slam. 1..2..Orton kicks out. Orton blocks a right hand and hits an implant DDT. Orton hits a scoop Powerslam on Hall before connecting with RKO. Rather than go for the pin Orton mocks Hall. Triple H distracts the referee and throws his sledgehammer into the ring as Hall hits a low blow and RazorsEdge on Orton. 1..2..3!!
Winner by pinfall: Scott Hall
Jim Ross: With the help of 'The Game' Scott Hall has picked up the victory.
(As Hall celebrates, Orton picks up the sledgehammer but Hall spots it and slides out of the ring)
Randy Orton: Is that it? Is that the best you've got?
(Triple H and Hall smile and point behind him as Batista slides into the ring and spears Orton)
Jim Ross: It's 'The Animal' Batista! He's back.
Jerry Lawler: Orton's in trouble now.
(As Triple H and Hall return to the ring, Batista hits Orton with a Batista Bomb. The cameras fade with Batista, Hall and Triple H with arms raised above a fallen WWE Champion.)
Biggest Pop: 1. Ric Flair 2. HHH 3. Batista
Biggest Heat: 1. Jericho 2. Orton 3. Edge/Christian
Rey Mysterio suffered an injury (it is unknown how long he'll be out)
Scott Hall and X-Pac have not signed new WWE contracts and were used in one-time deals only.
Current WWE Backlash Card
(subject to change)
Hell In A Cell
Randy Orton © vs. Triple H
World Heavyweight Championship
Edge vs. Big Show
Loser Leaves WWE
Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy
WWE Tag Team Championship
Primo and Carlito © vs. Paul Burchill and William Regal vs. Evan Bourne and Tyson Kidd
Chris Jericho vs. 'Bulldog' DH Smith w/ Ric Flair
Money In The Bank match
Kane © vs. Christian