Re: WWE: The Acquisition of TNA
Kentucky; Lexington – Rupp Arena
JR: Welcome to Friday Night Smackdown! here from Lexington; Kentucky!
Foley: This week we’ve got a huge double Main Event! And were kicking things off with the first one!
Umaga’s theme song plays to a heel reaction and here comes the Samoan Bulldozer.
Chimmel: The following non-title match-up is scheduled for one-fall! On the way to the ring: “The Samoan Bulldozer” Umaga!
“If You Close Eyes” plays to a face reaction and from behind the curtain…
Chimmel: And his opponent; the ECW Champion: Christian!
Christian vs. Umaga
Ending: Christian is unable to gain a lot of momentum on Umaga. Christian finally hits a big DDT and goes up top as Umaga rises to his feet. Christian hits a cross-body!
Umaga rolls through to his feet and has Christian up for a big powerslam and hits a gun slinger. He then grabs Christian by the hair rises and him to his. He holds his thumb out and screams signaling for the Samoan Spike. Umaga tries it but Christian ducks, goes behind, and hits the Killswitch!
Chimmel: Here is your winner Christian!
Christian exhaustedly celebrates when John Cena comes out from the crowd grabs Christian and hits the FU! Cena looks down and does the “You Can’t See Me” taunt.
Narrator: The WWE Smack of the Week is brought to you by Subway: Eat Fresh!
Smack of the Week:
Y2J: The only way I’ll ever accept a match like that is if you put your Money in the Bank shot on the line Punk. What do you say?
Punk: You’re on!
The crowd pops but Jericho expression doesn’t change at all. Punk looks puzzled when a cameraman comes in the ring and delivers a Codebreaker! The cameraman removes his hat and fake moustache to reveal: Chris Jericho!
JR: My God! Jericho, he must’ve pre-taped that message so he could blindside CM Punk, what a despicable act!
Mick Foley: Despicable, but effective JR! Punk’s been completely immobilized!
Todd Grisham is backstage with a mic.
Grisham: Hello everyone Todd Grisham here with my guest at this time: Chris Jericho.
Jericho walks on screen.
Grisham: Chris; last week before you attacked CM Punk you were given a match with him for his Money in the Bank briefcase. I was just wondering: what is your strategy heading into Backlash?
Jericho: Todd, it’s so obvious what to do. What’s the most dangerous move in CM Punk’s arsenal? The Go to Sleep; it’s like taking the poison from the viper. That’s my strategy. And even better is that I’ve got a practice test tonight. What’s a move that’s similar to the GTS? The FU.
No only will I defeat the World Champion John Cena; I will have all the momentum and experience in the world heading into Backlash.
Jericho walks away.
“No More Words” hits to a BIG pop.
Chimmel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! On the way to the ring: Jeff Hardy!
Jeff taunts to the pyro.
“Booyaka 619” hits to a pop.
Chimmel: And his opponent from San Diego, California: Rey Mysterio!
Rey Mysterio vs. Jeff Hardy
Short and sweet match; Jeff Hardy goes after the ribs of Mysterio most of the match. Jeff goes for the twist of fate but, Mysterio punches him in the gut and drop toe holds Hardy into the second rope. Mysterio runs in for the 619 but Hardy ducks; kicks Mysterio the gut, and hits the Twist of Fate! Hardy goes up for the Swanton and connects! Edge runs in the ring and Jeff Hardy gets hit with a chair!
Winner: Jeff Hardy by DQ
Edge rolls Hardy out of the ring so he can attack Rey Mysterio. Edge jams the chair into the already injured ribs of Mysterio! Mysterio screams in pain as Edge dishes out the pain. AJ Styles finally runs in for the save! Edge slips out of the ring the damage done. Styles and medics check on Mysterio.
JR: An absolutely heinous assault by Edge on Rey Mysterio!
*Replay*: Hardy goes up for the Swanton and connects! Edge runs in the ring and Jeff Hardy gets hit with a chair!
Edge jams the chair into the already injured ribs of Mysterio! Mysterio screams in pain as Edge dishes out the pain. AJ Styles finally runs in for the save! Edge slips out of the ring the damage done. Styles and medics check on Mysterio.
Backstage: Mysterio is screaming in pain as paramedics load him up on a gurney.
The Motor City Machine Guns music hits to a pop. Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin come down to the ring.
Chimmel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Making his way to the ring first being accompanied to the ring by his partner Alex Shelly, from Detroit; Michigan: Chris Sabin!
“Cool” hits to a pop and here come the Colons.
Chimmel: And his opponent being accompanied to the ring by his brother Primo; one-half of the WWE Tag Team Champions: Carlito!
Carlito w/ Primo vs. Chris Sabin w/ Alex Shelly
Fast match. Carlito hits a big spinning heel kick. Sabin gets up with use of the ropes. Carlito goes for the backstabber but Sabin holds on to the top rope. Carlito falls back and Sabin springboards with a big Lionsault. Cover!
..No! Carlito gets the shoulder up! Sabin picks Carlito up for the Cradle Shock but Carlito counters with a Crucifix pin!
..No! Sabin gets the shoulder up!
Carlito tries to pick Sabin up but Sabin catches him with a small package!
Carlito again gets his shoulder up.
Sabin whips Carlito into the ropes and tries a dropkick follow up but Carlito holds the ropes and Sabin falls. Carlito then gets a Jackknife pin!
Sabin rolls up and turns it into a piledriver position. Sabin turns that into a backslide:
No! Carlito kicks out. Sabin goes for a clothesline but Carlito ducks and hits the backstabber!
Chimmel: Here is your winner: Carlito!
Carlito celebrates with Primo.
Lillian: The following match is an eight-man tag team match!
A group of Superstars and EMT workers are gathered
around in a circle. Randy Orton walks up.
Orton: What’s going on?!?
The camera shows Cody Rhodes unconscious! Orton looks very worried.
Lillian: Making his way to the ring first; representing team Randy Orton: Raven!
Randy Orton is backstage at Shane McMahon’s office door. Orton knocks on the door and out comes Shane.
Shane: Hello, Randy what seems to be the problem.
Orton: Don’t play dumb with me! Samoa Joe took out Cody, now not only do I have to get in the ring with that monster at Backlash, I also have to compete tonight one man short!
Shane: Well how ‘bout this: you have to do what Joe has to do, find a partner.
Orton looks frustrated but; slowly walks away.
Lillian: And from Palm Springs, Florida; weighing 235 pounds: Ted DiBiase!
Someone taps on his shoulder. The camera then shows The Miz.,
Miz: Hi, big fan.
The Miz extends his hand and Orton just looks down at it. Miz quickly withdraws his hand.
Miz: Yeah, ok. Well I was just overhearing your predicament and it sounds your one man short.
Orton continues to stare.
Miz: Yeah well ok, so I want payback at Tommy Dreamer, he embarrassed me last week!
Orton: So, you think you can be on the same team as the Legend Killer, the WWE Champion Randy Orton.
Orton: See you in the ring.
Lillian: And there partner: The Miz!
Lillian: And finally the WWE Champion: Randy Orton!!
Lillian: And there opponents; Kane!
Lillian: Tommy Dreamer!
Lillian: The TNA World Champion: Samoa Joe!
A few moments as the crowd waits in anticipation of the surprise partner.
“This Ain’t No Make Believe” hits to a loud ovation and here comes John Morrison!
Lillian: And there partner from Los Angeles, California: John Morrison!
Orton looks slightly disgruntled and The Miz looks worried.
Raven and Dreamer go brawling up the through the crowd and backstage; leaving the other 6 behind.
Then; Matt Hardy’s music hits and he and Moore stand at the top of the ramp. Kane immediately goes after them while they retreat backstage with Kane in hot pursuit; leaving Joe and Morrison at a 3-on-2 disadvantage.
DiBiase gets a hot tag to Orton. But then, Morrison gets the tag to Joe! Orton quickly tags out to the Miz. Joe dominates The Miz. Joe finally decides to let Miz have the tag; calling Orton over. Miz slowly crawls to his corner and when he finally makes it to his corner Orton and DiBiase drop down! Joe just looks, shakes his head, and laughs. Orton cautiously walks around the ring with DiBiase keeping his eyes on Joe as heads up the ramp. Miz looks like he could cry. Morrison calls for the tag and Joe lazily gives it to him; staring up at the ramp at Randy Orton. Morrison gives Miz a moonlight drive then goes up top and hits a Split-Legged Corkscrew!
Morrison celebrates as Joe just looks up the ramp signaling he wants the title.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen earlier tonight we saw a disgusting assault on Rey Mysterio by “The Rated-R Superstar” Edge!
*Replay*: Edge jams the chair into the already injured ribs of Mysterio! Mysterio screams in pain as Edge dishes out the pain. AJ Styles finally runs in for the save! Edge slips out of the ring the damage done. Styles and medics check on Mysterio.
Backstage: Mysterio is screaming in pain as paramedics load him up on a gurney.
Foley: Still no update on Mysterio’s condition, but next week Edge will team up with Shelton Benjamin to take on AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels!
“Break The Walls” hits to heat and here comes Jericho.
Chimmel: The following contest non-title is scheduled for one-fall! On the way to the ring: Chris Jericho!
“My Tine is Now” hits to a pop and here comes John Cena.
Chimmel: And his opponent The World Heavyweight Champion: John Cena!
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho
Long; back-and-forth; match. Cena keeps going for the FU unsuccessfully. When Cena tries for a third FU; Jericho rakes his eyes and hits a bulldog. Jericho then hits a Lionsault!
No! Jericho kicks out. Cena slowly stands up. Jericho run in and goes for a cross-body but Cena catches him and gets him up for the FU! Jericho desperately elbows his way out of it. Jericho then runs back in but gets caught with a drop-toe-hold and Cena locks in the STFU! Jericho reaches for anything at all but gets none! Suddenly, Christian runs up and gets on the ring apron. The ref and Cena get distracted! Cena releases the hold and brings the ECW champion in the ring the hard way, Cena then clotheslines him back out of the ring; turns around and gets the Codebreaker!
Winner: Chris Jericho
Chimmel: Here is your winner: Chris Jericho!
Jericho celebrates as Cena holds his head looking up at Christian angrily as Smackdown! goes off the air…
END OF SHOW
Last edited by Coolquip; 07-01-2009 at 09:22 PM.